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yet another prorgasm attempt failed. no doubt because i jerked off this morning.
i sure hope this thread doesn't get archived before i wake up
r/femboys is such suicide fuel holy
I am reading more books lately, mostly practical, and I have to look up quite a few words as I go along. This is ESL hell but I enjoy it nonetheless.
there's just something about boys who're into books...what's the best book you've read anon?
https://youtu.be/ZM2l_4SWplE?si=6dyIVrDnkOJGVJukThis actually goes hard as fucking balls
My mom was scrolling through the photobook and showed me that my hair was ginger when I was a kid...
being gay is a mental illness and also a choice. there. I said it.
>one chance at life>my soulmate is abusiveshould i just kill myself
I did not choose to wake up this early
>>78259131His post applies to this too lolmao. You started it by being mad and stupid about story. Your inability to recognize how repulsive you are is not dishonesty on anyone's part. Die to bread.
Mental illness. That is all.
kill europeans
>>78260792this but also north americans
>>78260792you will suck my euro cock
>>78260837But dude I don't wanna :/
>>78260884strict orders from the european comission
>>78260837is it uncircumcised?
>>78260951of course, held up to the highest standards like all authentic euro cocks
>>78260942This is literally imperialism. You can't colonize my mouth with your cock.
hi /r9gay/just saying hi before bed
going to bed nowbye /r9gay/
>>78261029Actually, as part of the America the Beautiful initiative, the Biden Administration has partnered with several EU NGOs to boost North American biodiversity, given the decreasing numbers of cute white boys, and has secured for its mission several thousand European cocks, among other resources.
Mr. college twink please don't hug or pet me before you head off to uni aaaaaaa
I care about myself because I'm the only person that loves me.
>>78261219I'd be so upset right now if I wasn't turned on by the idea of buff germanic dudes with big uncut cocks.
>>78261292no need to fight your biology and your (subconscious) desire to be conquered by superior males (me)
I cannot go on without a boyfriend I have no ability to think or act for myselfI am not smart enough and I am a cowardUnless I find someone to basically run my life for me soon I will end up wasting my entire life as a useless NEET
You know, it's funny. I help them and whenever I need help, nowhere in sight. I saved you. And you couldn't do the same for me.
>learning about plants while washing dishes>wonder how long my gloves will hold outhttps://youtu.be/3x9LNQGSO-k?si=R9rUg5giownpi6no
I'm not good at this whole being nice thing but I'll give it a shot
>>78256933I'm sorry anon but some sins can never be forgiven
>>78260518But most mental illnesses are not a choice?
Why did bunny noncy ignore my questions in the previous thread? This thread is yucky without him :(((
Mental illness in the Balkans
Stop begging me with your exceptions for shifts on weekends, you know full damn well I won't come you weasley little shits REEEEEEEEE
dusevne bolesti na balkanu
The only good region is south america
Say sike right now sudaca
what do i have to say to this psychiatrist in order to get adhd meds? appointment is in 2 hours hurry
I'm insane in the membrane insane in the brain!!
>>78260518Those two are mutually exclusive retard, get better bait>>78261800None of them are. The choices that led to their development may be voluntary but you can't choose to be mentally ill
>>78260667I'm not mad at story, I'm just floored by how his repulsive he is on every level. Like he is physically unattractive and unhygienic, mentally weak and childish and socially awkward. I'm not perfect either but to say I'm anywhere near storys level is pure unadultered seethe with no basis on reality.
>>78262460Why are you replying to the frogposting with genuinity? Just make a joke like the rest of us and move on fella.
>>78262483>When I reply to a message once it's a joke when you do it you have to move onCome on now
he's a mentally ill egg he must respond to every post
>>78262492>Come on nowokay where are we going
>>78262495Can you stop projecting your tranny fetish onto me thx>>78262499Behind the shed there are some cure bunnies there
>>78262510Woa I wanna see the cute bunnies please take me there
>>78262492You engage with trolls like a retard, retard>messageIt's a post retard
trolls trolling trollswhat if the entire thread is just all trolls looking for attention?
i can hear the typing from here
Shitposting on ze glock
*takes you behind a shed**BLAM*
Ditto omg
>>78262513Yay>>78262517So ironic lmao
Mouche feets
Suddenly hungry
>>78262655*for mouche toes
one day i will get a boyfreind
One day I will need a boyfriend
there's an older guy 55-60 at my office that presents with a very "classic" gay energyhe's very charismatic and everyone is a big fan of himevery time he has to interact with me he fumbles, stumbles, and stutters his way through it like it's the first conversation he's ever hadI consider it the highest flattery I recieve these days
how much ass has he slayed i wonder
Sounds cute, I'm jealous
oh 55-60 year old guys are cute but a 34 year old isn't. I see...
Old gays scare me the same way old mobsters doDon't trust old dudes in a business where most die young(of aids)
>>78262543This is what I was expecting to happen but maybe with a hammer instead.
i dont like people who have gay energy i want a masculine boyfreind or at least one who isnt flamboyant and weird
Describe your underwear to me.
In my school there were a few openly gay kids and you could tell just by their mannerisms they were, probably bottoms tooMeanwhile the straggots all acted way gayer but were totally all straight, probably all bi reallyFunny how it works
i drank alcohol offered to me by an old gay couple and i wasnt raped
>>78262909are you dissapointed
>>78262909That means you're a hag probably so sorry anony :c
>>78262920no they were actually quite fun to hang out with and talk to and it gave me hope for myself
>>78262962they probably ran through dozens of men before they found each other and even then their relationship is probably open
>tfw no gay monk bf
in the end they still found each other. What if your soulmate on the other side of the country or the world? Are you really going to die virgins because you think you should only have sex with one person ever?
What's it to ya bud
and here comes the stinky jeetoid shitting his abhorrent opinions onto his keyboard
Concerning how much you care about me having sex.
don't want me to be an incel? ok when are we fucking
would you rather have sex with storyanon or stand near an indian
how close are we talkin here
>>78263340close enough to smell him. in an unventilated room.
it would about the same. Both would smell horrible and of shit. Story from his leaky ass and the Indian from the 6 curryshits he takes a day. In the end I think story, he would be too pussy to rape. A gay Indian is still an Indian and might try it.
story would have to shower 10 minutes before and id go for one shallow thrust with 10 rubbers on then it's over
>>78263352i never said you had to fuck the jeet you just have to stand near him
>>78263359yes but a jeet might try and rape me since I'm fem. story would drool but not do anything.
Would you bf a chad indian? Or a fem indian?
I admire everyone's commitment here
me on the fvcking right..
>>78263688right is right
does r9gay wear earrings?
>>78263877I did in the past, but they kept getting knocked by headphones so I took them out and let them heal.
me when i find out for the 400th time that a really annoying person online is turkish
look how much my mango sapling grew in just 1 day
>>78263877I'm uncomfortable having my flesh pierced
>>78263877I have worn clip-ons when going out but usually I just wear a couple rings on my fingers and a necklacenot a bracelet/watch person either
gong to the store, should I get anything for my steak tonight? No excuses I have to cook it. I'm not letting another go to waste.
>the fuck you mean "where is your order" give me money and fuck off faggot
>>78263988*let's another go to waste*
>>78264015Stop turning me on I am suicidal
>>78263688Wow you are fucking cringe
>>78264275t.ranny opp
No mr. college twink please don't invite me to your dorm to play video games aaaaaaa
please please please cum in my ass please pleaseeee i need it pleaseeee
Do you miss dutch tranny mister bosnian man?
Evidently not otherwise he'd stop ghosting xir
>>78264424it's surprisingly really difficult to find porn of the top cumming inside AND the bottom having a prostate orgasm ESPECIALLY amateur homemade porn ESPECIALLY of monogamous couples ESPECIALLY with audio or even good audio
if they were still married would bosianbunny help story push his hemorrhoid back in his ass?
>>78264551Be the change you wish to see or something..
>>78264551all porn watchers must die
>watching porn with bf
I think making porn with a bf would be very hot. Not posted anywhere just one copy of the file and deleted after we watch it.
making it on an old vhs tape so no feds get access to it
>>78263877No but I kinda wanna get earrings, something like this maybe.
Drinking malibu at work >:3
well the steak is marinating. I think I'll fry it and see what happens.
>>78264580i definitely will, as soon as i get a husband
>>78264658malibu sucks smirnoff is better
I wish I was cute enough to have a flamer drink also what job lets you drink on it?
Drinking from mouche toes..Guess I have to go to a con or something idk this is gay
>tfw no bf to do body shots off each other, get dangerously drunk and die of alcohol poisoning with.
anyone want to nap with me even if we are separated by miles and miles of distance?
>>78264719i went to a con this month and didn't talk to anyone
>>78264685I'm sorry you have bad taste. Vodka tastes like acid. Keep drinking it tho
You can get your perfect bf but you first have to carry a bowl filled to the brim with water for a few hunder feet, and if you spill a single drop you will stay single forever. Do you take the challenge?
>>78264621why delet when you can consume it together every now and then
>>78264829smirnoff beer you mongalso vodka is good i had some absolut vanilla a while back and it was really good
>>78264838I simply drink from the bowl
>>78264661I'll marinate my balls on your balding head
>>78264838can i take a few breaks and put it down from time to timedoes it have to be from my hands or can i hold it from a rope or a chain or a bag or a trolleywhat if it rainsif it evaporates does that make it easier or does it get refilledhelp me understand. you're too vague.
Drinking from your bfs feet would be pretty epic :D
what's the low class alcohol where you live? here it's natty light.
>>78264828You're a dirty poor spic, I'm notWe're not the same
>>78264838No, I don't really care about getting a bf, let alone someone hypothetical and new even if he is le perfect angel. It would never work anyway>>78264853WHO THE FUCK MEANS BEER WHEN THEY MENTION SMIRNOFF, A FAMOUS VODKA BRAND AND YOU HAVE THE AUDACITY TO ACT LIKE YOU ARENT AN ABSOLUTE RETARD AND LIKE ITS MY MISTAKE lolmaoBeer tastes like piss. You just have shit taste, so skip the middle man and eat shit metaphorically but also literally for all I care. Vanilla is a very underrated flavor in all senses of the word, I'll give you thatMmmmmmmm vanilla ice cream
>>78264864>>78264877it was a trick questionsee, this is why you are alone
>>78264941You're getting a smooch
>>78264921This will never stop being funny XD
>>78264952Fuck you nigger learn to pose a hypothetical properly instead of lashing out at the people who point out how bad you are
I never called 3ds a dirty spic and he still doesn't like me... come on I'm sure I'm pretty on the inside.
>>78264980i already said i think you're a nice guy you're just really fucking gross
>>78264987Would you rather do story or pajeet?
>>78264980Let's cut you open and find out darlin
>>78264941you've clearly never had smirnoff ice
Should I start playing ys 9 on my switch tonight?
>>78264997story if he lost weight and took showers and wasn't balding or circumcised. i could never see myself ever intentionally associating with a filthy jeetoid
>>78264838ill just freeze the water in my fridge, and do the hundreds feets with it, easy, can i have my perfect bf please now
>>78265016So is a jeetoid more repulsive than story? Is this your official stance?
>>78265034Freezing water costs money and I have 0$
>>78265044Every single Indian is more disgusting than every single white man
>>78265044they're both contenders for overall physical repulsiveness but i have many moral hangups with pajeets
I'm so heckin tired after work now (mostly just case of the heat or whatever) but I still wanna go for a run. No way I'm ding any other exercise today tho
>brownoids too good for other brownoidsYou're all fucking gross shitskins don't get uppity nigger
>he thinks peruvians are on equal playing fields as indians
>>78265065where do you work again? just for my notes
To a white man yes, yes you areThe caste system for light brown vs dark brown stops mattering once you leave those shithole countries and you're just brown
>>78264838no you are confusing it with the get a friend ritual. the get a bf ritual is carrying a heavy stone up a hill or a mountain, take a short rest take in the scenery and then proceed to climb down the hill or mountain with the same stone. then you must never betray that stone by carrying another one, make sure you remember your stone wherever it is. the climb must be pretty steep, long, and exhausting, if you dont bust a sweat you are doing it wrong. repeat the steps every morning for the next 90 days, and you will be a new man with a new spirit.
what if I have brownskin genes but I am whiter than most white people
>>78265122YOU MUST NEVER ONCE SET DOWN THE STONE WHEN YOU COMMENCE, ONLY ON YOUR REST PERIOD AND WHEN YOU COME DOWN THE MOUNTAIN
>>78265101and peruvians are big dicked oml
>>78265135I was doing this in my head the other day when I carried my watermelon homeI was thinking about how everyone would say they would be willing to endure anything for the person they love but what if it was something you could put down, that required willpower to continue, like planking or something. I told myself that if I didn't carry the watermelon all the way home without complaining or setting it down then I definitely didn't deserve to love anyoneIt took me thirty minutesThe watermelon turned out to not even be ripeStill worth it
You can expect people to do things they aren't physically or mentally capable of, that's just toxic.
>>78265186Sigh, can't*I am so stupid it's unreal. I am probably too stupid for a bf.
>>78265065My shift doesn't end for another hour I am so ready not to be hereI wanna play tf2
>>78265172that is perhaps the nicest post here i have seen in about 3 years. I read about the stone so called ritual in a book. It is like you say, it also encompasses more than just relationships. Turning your stone from a burden into a friend at the same time. Until finally you can move on, not just that but the workout would be killer.
>>78260609Killing yourself is what he'd wantKill his mother instead (as a joke lol)
>>78265227What is a "Bibbit"?
Ok guys I need serious advise getting the poison out except cooming. I am not getting nice dreams, and it feels weird.
Cut your balls off jeeter
That's the easy way out stupid.
>>78260038Been saving this gif for just this moment.
You seem like a tranoid just like m*ow what with your dysphoriaKys is the only option, it's inevitable
Pasta with cabbage
The carrying thing hurts to think of if you've had a failed relationship, the stone wouldn't carry you back the way you carried it. All for nothing!
Cutting your balls isn't necessarily a transgender thing. Its an easy way to purity but it's better to let it go then cut off. Also I don't get the rock/Watermelon thing.
>>78260038r/9gay how to get boyfriend??
>r/9gayHaha reddit. Have a dirty joke my friend.
>>78265432I saw a video like this before
>When lonely shadows hunt you down>Your time has come there's no way outShow yourself, bakamoron! Hiding is futile. Meet your end by my blade! Let your soul depart from this realm and illuminate the night. Your existence ends tonight.
>>78265443Ftm lions? Do they exist?
>>78265448I'm here what now
>no one answered my question Faggots really aren't helpful. Guess I'll spin the wheel to decide if I'm playing ys or not>>78265102Why do you care?
I dont read that up in a thread.
>>78265443me too i regret for i was too young
>>78265211you wanna pub when you get home
>>78265498idk why does that matter :/
Despite being the biggest doomer to ever doom eternal I love goofing around, wordplay and puns. Imagine not being sillymaxxed!!!! I pity the fool
Demon hand in DMC 4 was so rad man, especially as a Parry mechanic. The parries were to be figured out and were really creative.
being silly is the nature of the boyish charmer. not some some who maxxes, you cant be what you are not.
My office got all new copiers today so I'm scalping all our old toner stock for a quick buck on ebayMy criminal arc starts today..
>>78265577Answering questions with a question is bad manners methinks>>78265594Aside from dmc 2 which is shit and a horrible game, dmc 4 is only other dmc game I didn't beat. I liked it for the most part. As for the hand, I do love it aesthetically for the most part tho
Ngl man. I am le silly has transgender energy. I regret talking to such persons.
>>78265594*Devil arm >>78265619Why didnt you beat 4? Also yeah both 1 and 2 aren't playable unless you are giga fan(I am not).
bro my penis is so small that when i sit it retracts and looks like a clit and it doesnt help that i have a big butt and thighs
That's great, tho barely coherent, but still not related to what I said so seethe to deaf>>78265634I don't know myself. 1 is playable but definitely not as good as later entries (my friend would kill me of he saw this). My favorite is 3 then the hated "dmc", then 5. I really liked eno Dante and that game was epic and I still laugh thinking about the seethe the trailer caused when it came out
Of course it starts raining when I have to walk homeIt's time to get soggy
>>78265611is that really illegal?
>>78265658My biggest complaint about DMC: Demons Must Cease was that every weapon design was really boring and generic. None of them looked like fun cool pieces of demons, they just looked like basic fantasy weapons from some mmorpg
>>78265647>homo doesn't know what a clit looks like
https://x.com/BlackRedGuard1/status/1816121700615901211?t=aUWrvgyk8n9kBqo_lD-eZA&s=19He is right you know. Niggas eating too well these days.>>78265658I remember the seethe when the trailer dropped out. I was actually impressed the game worked on my toaster. I didn't appreciate it much because I was an edgy weeb, the game was actually pretty solid looking back at it. But yes,the generic horror movie slop aesthetics didn't really hit for the most part. The characters didn't work either. I guess they didn't know how popular anime would get globally.
>>78265673The biggest strength was it was easy and so fun to play. Very few action games compare. I enjoyed slaying fools and some boss fight were fun. It's been a long time since I played (don't like replaying games I already beat)
>>78265673They worked really well in actual gameplay though. You could feel the need to use them. Unlike the og DMCs where some weapons just exist to be flashy (i like this approach too).
I forgot about posting this one, my bad. There are grown ass men here who complain about getting wet in rain.
It's humid and I'm sweaty, no rain needed but it's gonna anyway -_-
https://x.com/Archer83Able/status/1816159295727157558?t=--3dLgr8muuG9dMEyjsckw&s=19Look at this. Why ain't this a sport? Drone fighting in skies? (Inb4 it's really expensive)
>>78265839looks kind of boring desu
NEET bussy belongs to wagie cock
>>78265824I hate that even after a shower the humidity just turns me into a sticky salt-covered freak in no time I can't even enjoy feeling cleanSummer should be banned Eternal winter now
>>78265904Correct statement yepWher neet bf
>>78265904You wishNEET bussy goes to financially independent daytrading chads and we get nothing
Water was kinda cold and I don't like my showers being cold even in the summer. That sad today wasn't very hot by our standards. Mostly cloudy I think. Work wasn't too taxing at all, had time to shitpost and browse the netto. Drinking malibu + cola in bed, will start gaming soon probably. And I sorted my backlog a bit, now I know which games I'll play on my days off. Sadly on switch I'm only interested in ys 9 rn. I'll probably buy onimusha warlord when I get home. My connection is not good enough to play bleach gacha lol
He got crowdstriked :c
>>78265871Yeah but it would be fun for the operators. >>78265904Stop reminding me that I am a jobless leech
Poo stop being boring and xitting up this place
>>78265839>Above the fields of lost and damned souls, beneath the vaulted heavens of the lands of my people, you think you can taint my skies with your filthy orcish scent? FEEL THE STING OF MY BLADE, SCUM.
>>78265172I do this dumb shit all the time. It doesn't matter to anyone but me but goddammit I hate giving up when I set a goal like that no matter how pointless and dumb it is.
Stop being a racist asshole first. Though I will keep doing what I was doing. Both intentionally and unintentionally because I get it a lot. I am really boring, i admit that. >>78266014He probably didn't say all that. Must have felt good though, nice kill. Ukraine is still fucked. It's over.
>>78265341WHO ARE YOU EVEN TALKING ABOUT??? PAJEET???
>>78266088Yeah obviously silly goose
Devious lick completedI reckon this is a whole paycheck considering most of it was coloured
But it's Indians who are supposed to be scammers.
Sweaty mouche hnnnnng
Idk if its scamming, more like under new management
I forgot it's been 2 days since I didn't fap
can pakistan and india reunite in our lifetimes
They separated for a reason
Latest worst posters list:1. Poo xi poong2. 3dspic3. Kenneth the momkiller4. Meowdonalds5. Apostle
It's better to "reunite" with Bangladesh. Their manufacturing is booming at the expense of Indian interests,it's isolated from the Islamic heartland,and its tfr is declining (women in workforce). Pakistan is extremely unstable and with high fertility rates,alive on foreign doles. The additional population would be a burden. But to answer the Pakistan question,I would say never.
What should I jork off to r9gay showerposting
I am just asking. Is your phone waterproof?
>>78266272Also what is a "Bibbit"? And Where would you put him?
I can afford to buy technology so yes
Yay I didn't make it this time this means I am not on the worst poster list.
>>78264853Is smirnoff ice beer?I thought it was vodka watered down with flavored seltzer.
Haven't been on the list in a while I'm a good boy :333
Waterproof phone sounds so fucking unreal and an abomination.
Saar superpower India 2030
All the way aliveInside the Golden GateThere used to be a houseAt 6114 California st.
>>78266470What game is thisMahjong is rad
Imagine not having a cum proof phone
Why would I ever need a cum proof phone
>>78266491Mahjong soul, it came to steam just today
Gigantic centipede got under my bed T-T
Living dildo bug
>>78266411God could not have conceived of the power mankind would one day wield by distorting his holy creations like the smartphone.>>78266491I just made this post and it's giving me a headache looking at it. I should have said something like "I've been meaning to get into mahjong, and this looks fun" or "I've never seen a version of online mahjong that looks like this" and instead I just typed "mahjong is rad" and I can't figure out why I my brain just shit itself like that
Achshually I was thinking about a buying a waterproof phone when I used to go out in rains but having too much convenience feels off putting. As for the coom question(forgot about it my bad), idk
>>78266529I feel this a lot too. Just messing up things and mixing up thoughts.
>tfw anal only bf
>>78266595inexcusable. My bf must also be into foot stuff AT LEAST.
Do you think any of them got a homosexual kick out of it? I mean both the agressor and the person down.https://x.com/KashAhmed77/status/1816104095817630105?t=QvyvgqNQ2V-txHg8mILV-Q&s=19
>>78266595No oral? My fbf has to let me suck and worship his dick like three times a week minimum.
>tfw no bf who wants to play autistic board and card games with me
>>78266608I should have said "homoerotic".
Let's play the rape game
>>78266662I don't want to meow
>>78266681Don't meow then? Idgi
>>78266662Okay but I warn you I'm competitively ranked in that game
Man my throat is sore and I want to sleep. I dont want dirty dreams though,so don't want to sleep.
>tfw silver hell rapistI'll never get in the big leagues
>>78266689Meow meow meow meow meowHungwy Meow
Erm what the meow
https://x.com/african_stream/status/1816098626726207990?t=HqsjN7wB4_nC-p_mwwYlEQ&s=19Isn't this the guy from the documentry where a Chinese manager tries to do some manufacturing stuff in Africa and local Africans made it impossible for anything to work. He atleast looks like him so it's kinda humorous. The guy spoke multiple languages,was competent and recognised the flaws in his country. It's funny imagining him taking over and fixings things himself.
>>78266795What's happeningWhat is thisAre you feeding these into some AI video analyzer that pumps out random questions and commentaryPlease, for the love of god, have a human soul and live your lifeThis is not correct behavior
Go to >>>/trash/ or /pol/ they love xitter
But I am not being le ironic so I won't go on trash. As for pol...nope....>>78266805I am kinda glad that my English is atleast at AI level.
>>78266272>all you/the same person
I installed KOTOR. Not sure if I'll play it or a strategy game now but it'll be refreshing to play something that isn't a FromSoft game
>>78266841>I am kinda glad that my English is atleast at AI levelDON'T TAKE THAT AS A COMPLIMENT
I couldn't play KOTOR after playing Dragon Age origins. The latter is downright majestic compared to KOTOR.
>>78266852How do you figure that anoner
Fowgot my gwasses and couldn't find stuff at the store I am ashamed of my own body
Crazy to think that if you live in modern day Sparta then you are most likely descended from a population that was equivalent to blacks in 19th century American south. Tbh most people's ancestors were feudal peasant caste at some point. >>78266871AI doesn't mess up grammar untill you train it too.
>>78266953It's okay anon we can be blind together
>tfw dysphoria hits
>>78266991I know I spend a lot of time fantasizing about being muscular and looking at ripped dudes online and then I happen to look down at my own soft, fuzzy stomach and I want to fucking die
My body could more easily femboymaxx than musclemaxxIf I'm going for unrealistic standards I reckon the former is more doable and that's NOT cope for having no muscles
>>78267041Trying to google anime men with big titties to talk about the unrealistic standards I have for my body (I want guys to drool over my chest so badly) but google images is nothing but AI garbage now and it is infuriating
>>78260038I'm not gay I just need all your real penis music.
Ig this is enough for today. Wish me luck and nice dreams.
>>78267165VWOOVWOOVWOOVWOOVWOOI am casting a special dreaming charm on youIn your dreams you will be visited by handsome men who will feed you grapes and olivesVWOOVWOOVWOOVWOO
>had a psychotic breakdown and broke my glasses So, what do I do now? I'm legally blind.
He's not gay you just wasted your charm aaaaaaa ANON
>>78267233FUCK I CAN ONLY CAST THAT LIKE ONCE A MONTHGOD DAMNIT
>>78267231When I run out of contact lenses I just fumble around like a retard until I get a refillI can't drive anyways and my job is manual labor, no reading, so it's easier for me but stillLife loves to put us down and the only way to spite it is to keep pushing on
>tfw bought two backup pairsHehIt would be so romantic if my fbf and I shared the same prescription
hi gay people. i just want to tell you that you all are fucking stupid. your gay and you like men. how about that? hahahahaha
>>78266991good. i hope you suffer. i hope you suffer a lot
You're ugly I seen your queer whore face
>>78267391krill yourself you gay faggio
>>78267373Fucking shit, anon. I can't believe you would say something so hurtful after everything we've been through. My spirit is broken, but so is my heart.
>>78267407yeah you like to kiss men. isnt that right? you like men. dont you? did you know thats disgusting? did you? did you know that? heh...
deploy the kiwi groomer BWAM BWAM BWAM
Starved for attention huhToo many whores here already sorry bud
>>78267440yeah but at least im not gay (:
Beat chapter 1 in ys 9. I'm too tired to continue I think. Maybe thats enough for today. Pathetic display.
Got the potatoes steaming and soon I will attempt to cook a steak in the skillet. Wish me luck for I have no idea how this is going to work.
Storykun why so much meat eat a damn celery stalk
>>78267478i would eat food made by you if you were straight. but if you invited me to your house and offered to give me your food i wouldnt eat it. maybe dont be a parasite
>>78267478You're going to sear it and then finish it in the oven rightYou're not just going to cook it on the stovetop the whole time are you
Since meow is reach peak attention whoring levels, and story is like the only other guy that we talk aboutIs there anyone here that's ACTUALLY fuckable? Is there anyone that you actually WANT to fuck?What recognizable, or super niche, poster do you secretly yearn for?
>>78267500uh yes... is that bad? I thought that was what you did when you cooked a steak on the stove?
>>78267503ahahahahahahaha..... how funny.... as if jamie could care less about a bunch of men wanting to fuck himaha aha aha
is that all you care about
>>78267503I mean it's still meowI can only assume the people calling him fat, ugly, or a tranny are unironically just jealousHe's cute and he has fun hobbies and you are compelled to want to care for him
>>78267514yes. it is my goal. its is my destiny. now suffer
Not talking to you, uggoNobody cared about your thread how bout you fuck off to >>>/soc/
>>78267503the bar is low but probably the guy who posted the inside of his shower that one timeactually having good hygiene and seemingly pampering himself makes me assume that he's probably somewhat cute
Lmao Jamie tranny is trolling you fags hahaha
>>78267511You only want to sear the steak on the stovetop so it looks good on the outside but you want to preheat your oven and cook the steak in there for a few minutes so it gets properly cooked on the inside (while flipping it occasionally)If you just cook it in the pan the whole time you'll burn the outside before its done insideUnless this is a really thin piece of beef
>>78267440Based culture understanderEhm jamie doesn't like men that would be gay and Jamie is NOT gay >.>
>>78267539haha haha haha... me? trans? ok. ok. ok i see how it is>>78267534you should know who the fuck you are talking to>>78267558this guy gets it
>>78267549what do I put it in the oven on? My skillet isn't oven rated. A baking sheet or do I need a roasting pan?
im not fucking around. i repeat. i am not fucking around. do you understand? i actually fucking hate you. i fucking hate you so fucking much its unbearable.
Jerome Powell stop the printers
>>78267570Projecting tranny Jamie, we already have one of you here teehee (or should I say meow)
>>78267569>bakinggo back and finish your transition. go paint your nails
>>78267576idc. i will surpass you all. and im not a tranny. your LYING. you all will be dealt with. i will give you NOTHING
>>78267503R u blonde?Marry mEEE
>>78267503please tell me you like dirty spic boys p-please validate me
>>78267594you will never be happy in a relationship with a boy.
We can only hope one day someone puts c4 in all the worlds supply of estrogen
>>78267569OhYeah I guess a baking sheet would work but you should probably leave it in the oven while it preheatsJust be sure to check the temperature every so oftenUnless you don't have a meat thermometer in which case I don't know this whole operation is kind of fucked
we already got an ohiofag(story) with mommy issues now we got one with daddy issues huzzah r9gay is expanding
>>78267632whatever. you guys could never understand jamie...your barely even human anymore. you all are demons that need to be dealt with promptly...
>>78267522I'm sorry you have shit taste but if you want to care for a brick wall that hates everyone and is miserable to be around then you are one of those gross fixer types than are glorified simps. He is fat and looks like a hon, those are facts. However his personality is what makes him undatable in my opinion. Not that the bar here is high but yes there are better options who are not as attention whory.
I got one schizo that still posts about me but otherwise I'm pretty well liked here.
>>78267643Mr huey is that you? Are you BACK AGAIN
>>78267609can jamie make a vocaroo calling me a dirty little spic?
>>78267632How did you know I haven't even talked about my dadExcept for the one time I said he was uncomfortably handsome
i do not care for the scandis here, kill em all i says
>>78267647saar who even are you? no one notices you that doesn't mean they like you
meow is just a self serving loser and you all deserve the way he's constantly spamming the thread and being annoying for entertaining his poor behavior
>>78267622okay, what temp and how long? I turned the potatoes down real low heat but I kinda need to know. None of the stuff online talked about this, it just said to sear the steak and you were good. It's a sirloin if that matters.
>>78266272fix the list sir
>>78267669From what I can tell oven at 425 for about 10 minutes, flipping it halfway through
>>78267654you are gross. faggots are grossyou all need to be subservient to MEim more pure than any of you could dream of
replacing daddy's attention with gincels won't work sowwie :c
>>78267681cooking is gaydid you know that faggot? go back to /lgbt/
can jamie post his feet while calling me a dirty little spic?
>>78267681okay can do. I don't have a meat thermometer so I'll be eyeballing. I hope for mostly well done with a slight bit of pink in the middle but I don't know if I can control it that well.
i hate all gay people. there is nothing you can do to change that. i might say gay things and do gay things but i will never be gay and my hatred of YOU will never chill over in my beating heart>>78267715maybe
dootchie vored by bosnian live on facebook
>>78267719please post them jamie i will post my straight boytummy if you do
>>78267693COOKING IS ALL I HAVE PLEASE DON'T SEND ME THERE
Jamie x story is official ship of the thread
must we really indulge every fucking retard attention whore that drifts through this thread
>tfw no bf to watch Aliens with
>>78267727Retarded text but a very cute feline
>>78267737go and cook. cook some more. keep on cookinmg. it wont change time. undertstand?>>78267730no. not today. things need to change. and you need to nbe defeated
>>78265918You sound insane. Those people only go for used up stacies.
>>78267742idk what your talking about and i couldnt care less about your faggot goyslopi will erase your mind you ingsignifigant bug>>78267743im not a whore. im not a fucking whore
>>78267679I would but xir wants attention. He would be number 3 on the existing list
>>78267754I like Aliens (the movies). Did you like the AVP movies?
WHERE IS THE PENIS MUSICWHERE WHERE WHERE
i will remember everyone thats mean to jamie. everyone that does jamie wrong goes on a list and when jamie gets famouse and rich you will not be gettina single cent or any attention from jamie. even if jamei sees you startving on the street
I shall receive payment for my ill gotten gains this weekend once I get a boxCommit crimes and gamble, get it twisted dailyAight I'm napping night night r9gayer
>>78267743/r9gay/ has some of the biggest morons I have ever seenyou'll see a guy come in, get a few too many replies about a topic they're interested in and the general panicsyou see someone come in, spam the thread, spam every day, flood the thread, treat the thread like their personal blog, and no one bats an eye, they even encourage it
>wrong rabbit poster remained itt worst tomeline
>>78267809i post here every fucking day shut up
Alright time to start sear this thing... maybe I should just cook it like a roast the way mom did. Put it in a roasting pan with beef broth and cook it for 2 hours until it was fall apart tender.
Jamie is stupid and likes penis hahaha penis lover haha faggot gayman haha Jamie is a fag
>>78267816Just clean the shit when you're done.
>>78267816you like eating food because it reminds you of errect penis in your mouth . its gross. its girlish. its repulsive>>78267820i swear to god you better stop (:
>>78267816Did my balls marinate enough on your balding stinky head? Maybe I should skillet my cock in your rotting mouth too?
>>78267809both types of shit retards are shit and retarded
>>78267823No promises with me. That's why I want to cook it directly, no real cleanup.
>>78267829Stupid Jamie can't even build a pc because all he thinks about is peeped hahahaha
>>78267809name 3 examples
gays do you think story's mouth are more rotten than his mom's corpse?
>>78267843yeah but at least jamie has a future. at least jamie has morals>>78267848im able to build it oki just need to be alone and have a quiet house first. unlike you monsters i actually have fucking standerds. im a gentleman and im a profesional
>>78267856likely his mouth as his mom was embalmed.
noooooooo don't force mentally ill spics into cutting themselves aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
>>78267856i imagine he hasn't buried the corpse, that's why the flies
>>78267786The first one was cool though the only thing I liked about the sequel was the Predalien design. I wish Rebellion didn't go under as their AVP games were kino
kiwi has a BFE asmr channel with 42k subscribers
noooooo don't trade your prep to minors for a ps5 aaaaaaaaaaaaaa
>>78267880its just some stupid goyslop movie. who even cares...were all gonna die one day anyway...
>>78267856I think it's his mouth who knows how long he hasn't been to the dentist if ever
so deep inside jamie
>>78267898im a fucking boy you retard. a regular fucking boy. got it?
kiwi has personally tortured and killed 5 spic boys in wellington but we can't prove how many he forced into cutting yet
who knew r9gay was simping for faggots outside the thread too
>>78267915Everyone with a brain as big as me. Jokes aside what should I eat as side dish? You are a bunch of simps if you ask me. Oh who am I kidding no one asked me.
>>78267915its really gross. its kmaking me sick. you people are mentally ill. just be lonly and die alone like normal people. dont cope and get a "boyfriend" dont make me laugh. as if you rejects could know true love . you know why your here. deap down you know that this is not reality. this is a test. and you are failing
>>78267880I agree the first one was the only real good one. It was super cool getting to see 2 scfi titans duke it out to my kid brain. Also am sad Rebellion died cuse I loved the AVP games were so fucking goodand I miss playing them.
guys give jamie attention im going to go crazzy...
Add denkonite on discordInfinite attention machine singularity
kick green or me afku the shitter me troll the match
jamie is tiredgoodnight
>>78267959Still salty he rejected you?
>>78267522Meow so true>>78267643Meow so false
When I saw how expensive the fee was I bought another dildo and onahole instead and lied
I could've declared riichi but didn't and someone called ron on my discard raahhhhh
steak is a little tough but edible, good to have it again. Wish I bought another pack though as it cooked down a lot and I'm still hungry after eating everything.
>tfw no ginger bf
Mahjong is so comfy yay even though I keep discarding tiles and then drawing something I would've needed them with meow
The ice making component of the freezer is no longer occupied so I can now enjoy a refreshing beverage with ice in it. A little bit of ice really elevates some drinks
Me and my brother are obsessed with mahjong, not actually because we want to play it, but because Akagi is an amazing fucking showMahjong anime in general are so much fun I wish I could mess with people psychologically like they do
convince me not to make a second dinner, I'm still very hungry.
>>78268571Idk maybe give it a little bitI was also tempted to eat more after a big dinner but I just sat with it for 20 minutes and now I feel stuffedIf you need more convincing after that then UhYou need to lose weightDont eat
Purchased some foot cream tonight, for all I know my fbf may also be a footfag so its only right that I keep mine nice and soft
>>78268779I didn't realize there was dedicated foot creamI just use moisturizer
My feet are ugly like the rest of me. Also I'm certain I have an ingrown toenail again,
https://youtu.be/nn8a8Mwyz08With every generation comesAnother memory lapseSee the demonstrations ofFailing to learn from our pastWe live in the dream timeNothing seems to lastCan you really plan a futureWhen you no longer have a pastMemories fall from the treesAmnesiaMemories like autumn leaves
I want to kiss anons feet and call him my cute prince. . . . .
>>78268787The one I bought claims to have a secret Norwegian formula specially made to soften and hydrate feet.Regular moisturiser probably works just as well desu
>>78268845>secret Norwegian formulaMy ancestors... I can't believe they were into feetIt's in my fucking blood
nordics were always into body care, it was reported that English women during the danelaw prefered Scandinavian men over anglo-saxon men because they bathed and washed+combed their hair while the english didn't.
Meow I should probably get some foot cream too also I can't find my work shoes which sucxxxx
The words of the week are:Shadow Tower AbyssPygmalionThe world of order built by the three forces
can possums have chocolate? I know that's not your pic but lots of animals can't.
>>78268884Anglo-Saxons did comb and wash their hair though they'd only have a full bath a few times a year. They would wash themselves but daily but their hygiene was grim compared to the Danes'
>>78268971Possums are scavengers, if they can get bitten by a rattlesnake and live I think they can handle chocolate. Weight gain is probably the bigger issue.
>>78269061itzel is indeed looking rounder these days
>>78269079Not necessarily imo and some fat is okay I"m not sure about her age but her eyes seem healthy so at least shw's getting a balanced diet
how many possum images does meow have saved?
>>78269116A few thousand on my 'puter and a few thousand more unsorted on phone mayhapce meow
Cut your fucking fingernails, how vile.
I can imagine a world where my arms are embraced around youThe city howls with a cry to seduce you and claim you
playing cadence of hyrule by myself is getting boring. there's plenty of games with multiplayer but i'm quite literally the only person in the entire building who even gives a quarter of a fuck about video games. i haven't seen the boss's kids ever play anything other than fortnite or even want to.
he doesn't even play in handheld mode, he sets it down and uses the joycon linker thingy. with another set of joycons still attached to the console.
are gaymers dying or are they just not going to irl lgbt community centers?
the only other gamer who semi-regularly shows up is the unwashed ogre tranny who keeps flirting with me
who would you rather be alone for an hour with, the tranny from the center or story?
>>78269253the place is fucking empty all the time. barely anyone even knows about it except non-lgbt homeless people. another one will open soon; hopefully the vibe in that one is different.
>>78269269story so i can finally end his misery
I would be happy to be killed by a cute boy. please just make it quick,
>>78269269at least story has a sense of humor that doesn't depend entirely on sex. and i'm pretty sure he's still more versed than the tranny. AND he'd at least have the decency to shower before being around other people. AND i'm confident he has 0 STDs
Made a jug of iced tea just because I'm fucking boredThe sugar in it will probably give me diabetes by the end of the week if I drink it regularlyThe world is leaving me behind and all I can do is wallow in sweet syrupy bullshit
If I haven't got the beetus from my 5-8 cans of mnt dew a day (yes it's gone back up) then a little ice tea won't give it to you.
>>78269492could've at least used stevia
>>78269505Your body is a fucking machine sir And you are correct according to google you are drinking twice the amount of sugar I put into this pitcher every single dayGod bless, you are a true American Hero
>>78269518That's an excellent point and I do now feel a little stupid
Successfully installed an emulator and Silent Hill so my evening is about to get even better. Might have been better to start playing earlier but drunk gaming can is usually amusing
my leg is back to acting up. it was almost queit for a few weeks.
>tfw no bf and a third person to play Monopoly with
Should I even bother trying to sleep in my bed knowing I'll wake up in the middle of the night sweating or should I just sleep on the floor from the start
I want to cuddle the boys with nightmares and help them sleep soundly.
I sleep with a lamp on and a dreamcatcher above my bed. I doubt bad dreams are deterred by light but I feel less anxious before bed and rest easier
I don't have nightmares much anymore I just sleep really fucking hot and I usually end up having to take showers in the middle of the night because I'm just so sweaty
I have a very narrow comfortable temp range so I'm constantly shifting around and pulling up/throwing off blankets/sheets as I sleep. I wake up every morning with the bed a total mess.
>tfw not a shos Butler bf who smothers him in love
>>78269766that's the case for all of us it's fucking hotthis is life with climate changewe just have to live with it for the sake of the corporationswon't anyone think of the billionaires?
*laughs in a/c* that said I always turn it up to 72F at night, sometimes 71 if it's really humid.
>>78269118post them all meow
>>78269911Unironically stop sleeping on your back. Every time I sleep on my back I get sleep paralysis, nightmares, or night terrors. I think it has something to do with not being able to breathe as well or something. Either way, just try sleeping on your stomach for a while.
>>78270017I have ac too but I live in an apartment so I am at the mercy of whatever fucking garbage they're willing to pay for
66F ac flex on peasants
>turn it up to 72>upnigger that's already close to freezing
in the winter I turn the heat down to about 60 at night and use very thick blankets. Comfy.
>>78270032communist revolution now I'm gonna seize your fucking ac for the proletariat
>>78270048silence prole>verification not required
>>78270048It's moldy as shit too I'm probably fucking dying but oh well I won't rot so easy
I'd like to try sleeping in a hammock alone at first and then with my fbf if its comfortable. Sleeping in a big empty bed is no fun
I like a big bed. I toss and turn and kick around a lot. I don't think I'd be a great bed partner.
>>78270091I like hammocks and I enjoy camping and using hammocks while camping a lotbut I don't think I could sleep a night in them>>78270125I'm a career twin bed sleeper but would really like the opportunity to share a big bed with someone
my bed likely stinks so bad it would have to be burned like the rest of the storymanor. I still haven't the washed the sheets since mom died.
bust the crust
time to make the bedsprings scream with another night of holding up my fat ass.
every time I come to this thread I think about the countless prospects you guys scared away in favor of retards like story and meow
what exactly do you propose anyone even do against it though, it's not like yelling at them makes them go away. who gives a fuck.
the fuck you mean prospects
Your own personal Jesus.
>>78263688We can never win.
>>78263688The bisexual one is probably the most accurate, what is their obsession with making the lives of gay boys nigh impossible?
Cookin up dope in the crock pot
>>78263688you are a degenerate corrupting trad values though
>>78270824yeah but so are you so i dont get why you said this
delicious ripe (You)s harvested thanks boys
>Fuse normal units of measurement you mutt fucks. You retards measure things with your feet, how weird can you get?>>78269962This is why I like sleeping alone>>78270030Why not always sleep on the side like I do?>>78270091>having a lot of sleeping space is no funUh huh>>78270788Pol one is also accurate, I hate you bootlickers so so much. Do you realize how pathetic you sound? It's one thing to criticize "your own side" but to suck off people who hate you is beyond pathetic. Zero self respect having ass. When the day comes you vill march along with the flamers und you vill be murdered for your crimes.
I'm gonna get a mullet with the side and bangs (refuse to call it a wolfcut)
>trying to watch a yt vid>connection isn't good enough >started 25 minutes earlier Not the best way to start a day
What does r9gay do when they're bored?
>>78272074listen to new wave
>>78260038my word OP this penis music is making my willy wank up on its own, great gatsby i may need someone sit it on it just to come it down
:ohwowie: emoji
>>78260038i really want to do more gay stuff. for instance, i've sucked an extreme amount of gay cock. but i can't seem to stay out of relationships with extremely hot women
>>78260518>mental illness is a choicewhatever you say, wacko
>>78272154extremely hot women but with cocks
>>78271503Wolfcuts are cuuuuuute>>78272074Find something to consume, be it games. Youtube, anime or browsing 4chan
>>78272161I hate this pic and autist that keeps posting it
>>78272161no because that's not gay
>>78272179yea its really bad and annoying
>>78272179i love it and i love him which is why i reposted it.>>78272180i mean it's half gay and you're like half bi so everything cancels out
i want to know what its like to date a man and then cheat on him by sucking an unreasonably large quantity of men's dicks and swallowing their cum because im a huge faggot
>>78272218I think you should be gunned down in the streets mister.
>>78272223im sorry i don't know where i developed this strange fetish
>>78272229Not forgiven! Execution! Death!
Would you find a boy who dressed like a homeless man with a wolf cut and glasses attractive?
>>78272218If he had nice skin and either shaved his facial hair or took good care of it, yes
fuck, I'm retarded, it's so over, time to kill myself
Why do you retards have this undying need to respond to bait? It's a site wide phenomenon and it's pathetic to see>tfw no bf to ignore ragebait and dumb attention whores with
I think I would be a lot less depressed if it just didn't fucking hurt to wake up in the morningI could look forward to waking up a lot more
shikanoko nokonoko koshitantan
Not having enough money really sucks I wish I could get cute haircuts and buy funny/cute clothes and go to cafes whenever I wanted and buy roller blades or go biking or something or anything but I can't do nothing cos I don't have any money.
>>78272140I have a whole new wave playlist we could listen together, but you won't, and I won't, but we could!
All the broke bitches here really harsh my vibe
>need bf to not feel bad>need to not feel bad to get a bf????
has anyone been with a guy who just wanted multiple blowjobs constantly and nothing else
>>78273101obviously not but it sounds pretty good
uncut peen looks so uncomfortable
>>78270144>I still haven't the washed the sheets since mom died.... wasn't that in february
>>78273299of last year. Yes. so a year and half, more like almost two years as I hadn't washed them for a bit before she died either.
>>78273140You mean the other way around, silly.
>february>last year
>>78273320i did.. im so eepy u.u
https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/75265637/#q75266867Story-kun if he good ending
>>78273335normie gonna norm. I am doing some things I didn't before she died, I'm just struggling with things like hygiene and cleaning.
>>78273357Struggling with the most basic parts yeah
>>78273367yeah but I am going to the store, driving everywhere, paying bills and stuff. That's got to count for something, right?
>>78271468>measuring with boyfeet le badErm krill yourself yuro :3
>be me>retard loser>flaming hot, younger, intelligent and competent gay men exist and outclass me in every possible wayOkay so there is no reason for me to exist right?
>>78273509>Okay so there is no reason for me to exist right?to spite them for being whores
Individual experience isn't valuable our lives are all the same except some are better and the people who live them are also better while they do soA swift noosaroo sounds nice atm
wise words negress
>>78273520I don't hate them for being whores, I hate them for being real people
Unpopular opinion: working and having nothing to do for most of the day and then all customers come in at the same time and you have way too much to do is preferable to working a bit but nonstop throughout the day
new bread on the log:>>78273680
