Haircut on for free edition
>chika is in his mid 30sSAD!
>>78620168That other cartoon poster Crossmong is also in his mid 30s.
>>78620168Most posters here are 30+
SSM settled on the Shaun Ryder look in the end
>>78620163br*ts are the worst that couldve happened to humanity and should be excersiced
>>78620179Not me, I'm in my mid 20s desu desu
>>78620179I'm 29, lad. Reckon if I haven't had sex by 30 I'll seriously consider ending it.
>>78620179im 24 m8
I AM A VIRGIN FOR MUMMY ANGELA I AM A VIRGIN FOR MUMMY ANGELA!
>>78620187Same, I'm 32.
My room is worse than this. Add boxes and dust to the mix. Depression really gets to me.
>>78620179>Most posters here are 30+26 here. I'll probably leave britfeel when I turn 30
>it wine ni-
>>78620211Doubt that. Post your room?
ssm is acting very weird today
Got a lot of shidd done today Nu supplementshire doings its job i fink
>>78620219Don't want to risk doing that. I am ashamed of it.
SSM admitted he cut himself to help with his DWP investigation
Never got to go on holiday/backpacking with a girl in my 20s.
>>78620218>Wine night cancelled
Shower curtain rail came off again corr
Don't care anymore. Pension? Whatever. Homeless? If mum does that, I will just starve myself outside.
>>78620239Both Laura and Laurel went on holiday with their bfs this year.
>>78620221The DWP have him by the balls lad, he is panicking big time
Can't get a job if you're homeless. So the council will have to get me a place at that point. Working won't get me my own place.
SSM was driving around in one of these in the 90s.
>>78620280looks like something an apu would drive
>>78620231Risk of what you retard?
>>78620263Just end my life already lad. I'm just fucking done at this point.
>>78620276>So the council will have to get me a place at that point.No spacker lad, you will be offered a bed in one of them homeless/junkie hostels and if you refuse then you can go and fuck your self as far as they are concerned
>>78620323I am no junkie or alcoholic. They wouldn't believe me. I shouldn't be placed with degenerates.
>seasideMARK is live having a shave, going out for a few jars,enjoy the summer before the dark nightshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iV9YKazC8RsSomethings happened in the last 7 days he seems rattled more than usual
>>78620335Good news anon, you aren't allowed to drink or take drugs in the homeless shelters
>>78620340Just downloading that stream. Going to make a webm of him shaving his hair off
>>78620363you on debian I see
>>78620363Glad you're having a productive little day there lad
found a pack of (dry) cigarettes on the street and dunno if i should smoke them or not
>>78620276I've been homeless lad. Unfortunately Birmingham City Council did absolutely fuck all to help. It's as >>78620323 says. They place you in emergency temporary accommodation which is rife with degenerates, alchies, junkies, tramps, crazies and third worlders. I spent one night there and didn't sleep because the hostel was too noisy and there were scumbags going through peoples draws, bags and pockets. The staff didn't give a shit. They were only there to call the police if violence broke out.I ended up pleading with a girl whom I used to date in secondary school to take me in temporarily so that I could get back on my feet. We broke up on less than stellar terms. I ended up sleeping on her sofa for 2 months whilst I got my documentation sorted out, got agency work and saved up to move out. Never should have let her one go but she had 0 romantic interest in me at that point and was only helping me because she knew what my home life was like felt sorry for me.
>>78620391Do not smoke those fags. Throw them away. You have no idea where they've been. For all you know some cunt rubbed his balls on them or licked the tips of the filters with trench mouth.
>>78620391Give them to a homeless lad. When I quit smoking I gave all my ciggies to a homeless lad and he was over the moon
>>78620319you could easily have this if you just put some effort in
>>78620319Imagine how many creeps stare at her young white body in the street.
A working class boy are you? I can clearly tell by your clothes and demeanour. "Scruffy" in your language. And what makes you think, I, a middle class Oxford princess would want someone of a lower education? Get off my estate immediately. I have a dissertation to finish. Do you even know what that is?
>>78620319She looks very average in this picture
>>78620415I doubt it will be a nice lass. Girls my age already done that shit. It wouldn't be special.
>>78620319End it yourself?
>>78620240>>78620319why don't you go backpacking in Scotland?
>>78620420I hope she's not going to India by herself.
>>78620440Very greasy hair. Probably felt very dirty. Very hard to get your hair washed and makeup on when backpacking.
Taking a backpack on holiday to hotels isn't proper backpacking. It's just using a backpack rather than a suitcase. Very dishonest to call her holiday backpacking.
>>78620319Phone just left out in the open. It's like she wants to get her phone stolen again.
>>78620500Her muscular chad bf is the one taking the picture. The locals probably know not to mess with him.
>>78620463I don't want to do that on my own. It's too far.
>>78620397I know a lad who got his own place eventually after a few months. Birmingham is just full of immigrants so the housing situation is probably dire over there.
>>78620482Imagine what her fanny smelled like in this picture
>>78620397Don't these places give you a locked room? I wouldn't keep any valuables there. Just use self storage.
When Richard from This Morning with Richard and July got caught shoplifting, our headteacher spoke to us in assembly about 'thou shalt not steal', then we had a class discussion on the whole thing.Have kids today had to consider (and discuss) the moral implications of the interplay between homosexuality, infidelity, and hebephilia?
Want to wank but im still at work
Will it be the original Oasis lineup? Not seeing 'em if there's no Bonehead, Guigsy or McCarroll Simple as
>>78620511Yeah look how she has to look up. He's definitely a tall lad. 6ft 5 I reckon. She wouldn't be with him if he were 5ft 11.
Ruthmong will go to bed soon
>>78620540Probably still better smelling than your crotch on an average day.
New bint for ruthmong.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HHxRnyJiPJc
Me and Ruth going to see Oasis live.
>>78620582Unlike you i shower daily
>>78620584>No daft oversized glassesHe won't like her
>>78620580No. I'll be here all day and night.
Me and Ruth exploring each others buttholes.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JDG77BGOni4
>>78620584Too much bust and sexualising herself. Look at the other thumbnails.
>>78620556sounds like a skill issue my lidwhere there is a will(y) there is a way>>78620566listened to Oasis tons and never even knew the other band members desu.
Oasis can never be forgiven for the societal cancer that Don't Look Back In Anger released upon the UK.
>boring cartoon poster is back
>>78620611I did not type this perverted post.
>key worker wants me to start going to the gymWhy do normies think the gym is some magic cure all for all your problems. Gyms are cringe.
>>78620634bet you're a right fat cunt these days
>>78620634Mine tried to make me go swimming once. I've never been confident to go swimming as an adult male.
>>78620634>implying that we are not already in peak physical condition already from indoor calisthenics and could knock out any normie within seconds
>>78620634>all your problemsWhat problems Sean? Tell us
>tfw I don't even get a key worker or social worker to help meNHS is useless.
>>78620634some exercise and a new hobby to break your routine will do you some good
>>78620658this applies to many posters here (shippy especially)
>>78620643Nah I'm skinny af. No need to go gym when you have a high metabolism rate.
God he's so pathetic it's unbelievable.
Mum got pissed and fell in the stinging nettles again. State of it.
no point trying to convince ontological dead ends to do literally anything. state funded resources being wasted big time
>>78620672Your mum looking thicc there me laddy
when is this cope gonna stop? nobody can do no exercise, eat thousands of calories of alcohol and slop daily, be 30, and be skinny. just not adding up
>>78620669This. People on the internet just say go to the gym like you're some stereotypical fat incel. Gym wouldn't make me confident or appealing to anyone.
>>78620689This. He's been lying to everyone for years now. Yeah, he used to be skinny but I highly doubt this is still the case.
>>78620689He probably has some disability desu, he looks like 14 despite being 30+
>>78620634>Gyms are cringe.
>>78620689Genetics lad. Shame the genetics didn't give me a handsome face and intelligent brain.
>>78620689>>78620703seany boy needs to post proof hes not a fat cunt
>boo hoo hoo my life is terrible i hate everything i want to die it isn't fair>maybe you might feel better if you did This?>nooo you can't make me do it if i don't want to it isn't fair, i shouldn't have to, it won't get me a gfWhich brain disease causes this behaviour?
>>78620708I kek every time I see this pic
Gym might be for you but it's not for me.Yeah it might be for you but it's not for me.Rather join an underground fight club with fellow anti-government extremists.
>key worker didn't jerk me off when I broke my dominant hand
>>78620708what year was that? 2018/2019?
>he has a key worker
>>78620716Plenty of lads get girlfriends without going to the gym. why should I?
>>78620708is that helperlad?
>>78620742Indeed it is. Handsome chap ain't he
>>78620751why does he look so smug there?
>just get a job in a warehouse bro, it's easy to get one, you'll meet new friends that way>everyone doesn't even speak english and only speaks to their own haha yes no.
>>78620730kek thisall the lads who got laid at uni never went to the gymthey were just born tall and good looking
Called my Cumberland Cooking Apu to make me some dinner and he served me peanut butter on toast. Am fucking fuming de lads. I payed almost 800 quid for him and he's giving me this shit. He knows how to make Satay Chicken which infuriates me.
>>78620692True. It's used a fix all for too many things.Depressed? Just go gym bro lmao. Anxious? Yeah, just go to the gym and be surrounded by egotistical normies.
>any activity that doesn't make an ASMR gf materialise in front of you within 30 seconds is pointlessmost pussy-obsessed man in the world
>>78620762Orange hi vis guy still dressing like he's 11. Hair isn't doing him any favours. Possible learning difficulties.
>>78620768>egotisticalDon't you call yourself the king of kings every time you've had a few alcopops?
>>78620773all cope and projection isn't it. they can't actually fathom that anybody does things for reasons other than manic pixie dream girl gf bus delivery
>>78620773To be fair to ruthmong, I went gym for over 3 years. It got me nowhere close to getting a gf and the whole eats up so much time if you want to get serious gains like I did.
>>78620773There aren't no decent girls near me. They're all hateful, fat and entitled.
I'd go to the gym if I want muscle or to lose weight.
>"anti governent extremist">lives on goverment handouts
miserable bastards arent you
Hateful, fat, entitled woman seeking hateful, skinny, entitled man for dating and more
>>78620634Exercise is very important for physical and mental health. Staying indoors all day, spend 17 hours a day on 4chan, not moving from your bed/chair except to piss, noshing down on goyslop and getting plastered every day are all terrible for your health.
>>78620841I hate Sean for other reasons, but this is unironically based. There is no political solution, only decline, so anything that adds pressure to the system is a good shout in my book.
>>78620827Corr incredible advice there de lid
HHL looks like one of those skinny, pale guys who has a huge penis like jordi el nino polla
>>78620878shame he doesn't
Royal Mail CUNTS. DON'T TRUST THE BASTARDS. I WANT MY PACKAGE REEEEEEEEE.
>>78620878He has a very small penis, famously so. Learn your lore de lad
>>78620878Can't watch any porn with these gormless little babyface freaks. Always makes it seem like I'm watching something I shouldn't.
>>78620400fair point,altough i think the ball rubbing adds flavour. looks to have come from a spain so the fact they've been touched by a spainard at somepoint is also offputting
>>78620841unless you are some kind of digital nomad then any job in the UK can be considered government handouts.
>>78620918What you going to do about Royal Mail for me? Them cowards have diddled me around for the last time.
>>78620970My hands are tied, I'm sorry. Expect further decay of services from RM since they are now owned by some Eastern Euro billionaire, again, I'm sorry.
>>78620545NTA but I've been an addict, known addicts, and ended up volunteering with a support group. After rock bottom I refused temporary accommodation (thank fuck) and slept on a friend's sofa for a month. The 'good' news is councils are obligated to help if you're legally homeless, which includes facing eviction or sofa surfing. The bad news is that means these grim places anon is talking about.The place I got offered was a halfway house intended to rehabilitate people, but it was essentially a lazily-run prison. It was 'the big one' and getting 'sent' there was like a punishment. If you weren't a smackhead going in, you would become one before long. Rooms were just a desk and a bed, fair enough. But anything in the communal areas (e.g. kitchen) would get nicked. Lads shooting up in the corridors. Yeah, a key to your room, but people would kick your door in while you were out.Of course, the residents weren't actually prisoners: outside of curfew they could go out and do whatever. For most this meant loitering in the Asda car park down the road, routinely popping in to steal booze. Asda took on extra security staff and security vans with cameras on top (?). Folks would still casually stagger in then set off alarms on the way out, carrier bag of vodka in hand. If security bothered to go out and argue with them, they'd all just move a few feet away onto the pavement (not Asda's property).The organisation itself put out all these chipper reports where they'd clearly designed the document first then added in the findings later. "7% of residents reported satisfaction during their stay at Drugsmore House. Of 67 service users who had a serious drug dependence, 4 made a full recovery. Nearly 1 in 10 residents who stayed last year said they would recommend us to family and friends! :)". That sort of bollocks.I only went inside once and no way in hell is somewhere like that going to help anyone. Even if you think these people are scum. Wouldn't wish it on anyone.
Chicken tikka masala curry for din dins.
>>78621041will there be turkey dinosaurs?
Not getting pussy.Not getting a home.Not going to get a job then. The social contract has been broken. Let the women work and support themselves. Let us boys have the bennies.
If you just shit yourself everytime they make you go to a meeting, and claim its a disorder - you can remain on benefits for your entire life. If that fails, and they start to catch on, apparently the answer is to fake..... self...... harm?The United Kingdom has roughly 10 million of these chancers sitting on benefits, while the country has a hole in public finances.
>>78621048No but there is cheesy warlic bread.
>>78620878Hate how all the porn studios team these little twink looking dudes with top-tier MILFs just so they can have some lame incest storyline.
>>7862107410 million?corr think of all the death in Ukraine if we send them all over there to fight Russiawe can barely afford to equip our current forces so imagine the chaos when dole dossers are forced to loot the battlefield for a gun or some ammo while having Vlad and co launch Temu drones at themmentalhttps://www.mirror.co.uk/news/politics/vladimir-putin-is-coming-must-33547556
Wops gotta get some hair extensions at this rate or buzz cut lesbian look.
>>78621109I really hate these weird little fellas in porn.
>>78621123Her hairline is receding because she ties it back so tight all the time. Why are women so stupid?
>>78621074All right lad so you win, your clever ruse has beaten the system and now you're laughing all the way to the bank.Not a good lifestyle, is it? Even middle-class people are feeling the squeeze and having to downsize or remortgage their homes ;___;, has shitting yourself in assessments resulted in the life of your dreams?
>>78621144There is another one called 'Jimmy' he looks about 12. Can't watch anything with him in - its too weird.
Government are using taxpayers money to train teachers on how to counter "whiteness" in schools. Literally teaching kids that being white is inherently a bad thing. I don't blame anyone for refusing to work and pay taxes.
Royal Mail stole my new laptop once.Some cunt in ParcelForce stole it and sold it. Tried to claim it got "lost in the system". I complained like fuck to Comet and they investigated it with Royal Mail and the police, turns out the little cunt who was supposed to deliver it was off the next day. Sold it round the pub.
>>78621123Let's see your hairline Ruthmong.
These social interactions with wagies are very interesting. Poor fella couldn't get his words out.https://youtu.be/FMj9BWhJHHU
10 audits filmed in 1 day. DJ only has 1 day a week to film.
>>78621188They better fucking deliver my parcel in the morning or I'm going to kick off big time.
parachute the disabled into Russian lines and force the Russians to take care of them. We can then spend the money saved on building new homes on the greenbelt
Packagemong on a mad one.
>>78621208He only needs to film 7 videos in one day if his plan is to post one video a day.
go to war against Russia and China and buy Russian gas and Chinese steel to fuel our war machine at a premium via India
>>78621177Well said lid. It's like paying for your own destruction. Total replacement.
>>78621220I'm waiting on an expensive set of Blu-rays so I don't want it going AWOL. Royal Mail shouldn't have the reschedule option on their app if they can never fucking follow it.
>>78621157Any truth to this anon?I think women's natural hairlines are just lighter than men's. Even looking for an example just now it was all quiffs, partings, dyes, some sort of product. But mentally transplant a woman's natural, brushed-back hair on to a man's forehead: lol look at how thin it is, check out those corners, just buzz it bro.
jail all the patriotic native males for racism before going to war against Russia and then call the natives "workshy" for not joining the military
Mak updatehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eZWOJb6xEvY
>>78621259No it's a real thing. Traction alopecia.
>>78621214>wasn't in for a delivery last Saturday>immediately schedule a redelivery for Monday when I saw the card>still waiting on it.>tracking says it's 'pending'kill me
Arbroathy is bald
My local delivery office is only open from 8am to 10am. What a joke.
>>78621270He's always angry at someone. Angry little twerp.
>>78621244Whites are getting replaced because losers like you dont have any sprogs
send the natives to war and deny benefits to the ones who come back disabled from war injuries
>>78621274Basically same as me but I gave the cunts advanced notice for redelivery and it says on the tracking it was retained at the DO but still says delivering on the 24th when it's now the 27th. Absolute fucking farce.
Even Mak has sprogs, even if he doesn't have access to them
>>78621300how can he have any sprogs when the system has dumped him in a care home to rot?
>>78621322You can't have sprogs unless you inseminate a woman... doesn't that go against your entire being? Not judging just curious.
>>78621264Why would I fight Russia? Russia has done nothing to me. Let all the new arrivals fight for us. I mean if they can risk their lives trying to get here on the boats then they can take a bullet for us too.
>>78621333this isn't about me, we're talking about Hepler
Shan't be spaffing todayI fink
wonder what helen will think of ssm's arm scars
>>78621342A cheeky gooning sesh won't hurt de lad
>>78621340Never heard of Hepler. What concentration camp was he in command of?
Real men ejaculate into their hand then have a little cry
>>78620878Didn't Sean say he wanks with 2 fingers because how small he is?
Scottish lass is so fit. Don't care if she has no curves - she is beautiful. I just hope she isn't disappointed in herself.>>78621157Probably not too bothered about her looks. She's a practical girl and hair is just an annoyance to her.
>>78621362>Didn't Sean say he wanks with 2 fingers because how small he is?HHLLore masters? Is it true?
>>78621356I usually just cum all over my belly and if I'm really horny eat some of my own cum and rub it in. Part of the thrill of ejaculation for me is seeing how far I can shoot my load. A few times I've shot myself in the face.
>>78621339something something are democracy, the one that lets its children get raped by foreign gangs and jails the natives for asking questions about it. yeah you have to defend that onethe grim thing is that our leadership class honestly believe they are in the right and think the UK public will accept and fight a war with Russiathey're so clueless that America had to step in and give them a slap on the topic of Ukraine being given the greenlight to fire storm shadows into Russia
I just cum inside my wife desu desu
>>78621074Pretty much. There are loads of chancers out like Mark that put on an act knowing their bluff will never be called. Takes too much time and resources to thoroughly means test every case so you basically just have to start getting draconian to weed them out which unfortunately punishes the genuine cases as well.
>>78621223Hope he gets his head kicked in tormenting hard working people.
>>78621375If I had a wife I'd rather cum inside her mouth then snowball with her.
It takes a special kind of narcissist to blatantly film people in the street and say it's legal. Definitely bullied when they were younger.
>>78621380Very unhinged comment this. He's just a 42 year old man trying to build his youtube industrial estate auditing channel up.
>>78621322You realise he can leave whenever he wants right? Hes not imprisoned. He didn't even join in the Sunderland protests because the daft mong was hungover from a night of drinking by himself.
>>78621404I thought he was a 200 year old corpse judging by those hands.
>>78621407He got sectioned de lid. He can't just leave.
>>78621407i didnt realise he had a home to go to alreadyalso he was smart not going to one of those things
>>78621415He literally leaves to to get drugs and drinks.
DJ suffers from onychomycosis
>>78621421He gets tagged. He can't just move out.
Desperately clinging onto her sex appeal.
>>78621430Who said anything about moving out?
>>78621441468k subscribers. That's more than all your ASMR baes combined.
Moving out? Won't get him a girlfriend.
>>78621446Me, just now. He isn't allowed to move out, even if he wanted to. He's basically imprisoned.
>>78621454It would certainly improve his chances of getting a gf
I WANT MY PACKAGE I WANT MY PACKAGEI WANT MY FUCKING PACKAGEI AM HOTTOGOHOT TO GO AND CAUSE A SCENE!
Give him his fucking package!
Powerless tyrant get back to your security hut.
Moving out would only make me poorer and I'd remain completely invisible to women.
Are you stoopid or what? Back to work.
>>78621377I bet its just a tick boxing exercise on a PC which means its un-fixable in the current form. Example:Is the person self-harming or suicidal? If Yes provide supportIf No consider sanctions as the first option. However, the investigator should have the flexibility to assess each case individually, especially if there is suspicion of fraud.
ITS A PACKAGEOMENON
>>78621365https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/78422631/#78423663
He actually went into the archives to look up info on another mans cock
Can't tell if I find Chappell Roan attractive, me.
>>78621273Interesting, cheers.Still think from normal women who slick their hair back, it would look dodgy on a male. Perfectly accurate mockup to illustrate my point.
>went into the archives to look up info on another mans cock
>>78621449She gets 20-50k views on most of her later videos. The genuine, kind Scottish lass is getting those numbers easy with fewer subs. Definitely something not right there.
Pensioners going to feel it hard this Winter. About time. No fuel payments for the old fucks.
>>78620889>>78620970>>78621214>>78621250>>78621314i know your pain anon i have gone mental in several threads when Royal Mail failed to deliver my "mysterious items". pacing around at 4pm getting borderline superstitious that there could be a delay after all they AIM to deliver by then but it's not a guarantee.what i do to pass the time until the next working day is watch my expensive set of Blu-rays. perhaps you could give ketamine and painkillers a go?
Oh dear wagie, evening will be over soon. Back to work again!
>>78621592Good. Let them freeze to death and get them houses freed up. Send unskilled immigrants back too.
I have shiddedVerily
No doggy for me, no draft registry entry for thee
>>78621592don't understand what the situation is. i have no concept of how pensions work, whether that's through work or a state pension. it's as irrelevant to my life as 'PAYE' or 'a P45'.read some comments to see if i could work out what the issue was. online pensioners and commenters with elderly relatives. from what i gather it's a one-off top-up of a few hundred quid. it was introduced relatively recently (well, Blair government or summat).which to me just raises the question: why do they need it? not in a heartless way, i understand elderly people will suffer with the cold more. but they're also GETTING A PENSION. make their OAP bennies better or make fuel prices fairer. and then take that a step further and consider how it affects non-pensioners and non-OAP bennies.
Been invited to a wedding next month corr.
>>78621611Is this a fucking AI post?
Non-slutty Scottish lass is better.
>>78621653You should ruin the wedding, lad. Interrupt the speeches, knock the cake over, spike the drinks. You have it in you, lad. It would be epic.
Never going to any weddings of the cousins. Why should I if I'll never experience that?
i live in an old building that was converted into smaller flats (and i should be grateful). it's so fucking freezing, even right now. heaters are on a day/night timer so nothing i can do. energy rated E so it qualifies for a government upgrade grant. got a letter about that in November 2022. asked about it, they'll get back to me. asked again last winter, there are delays but they'll get back to me. just give me a winter fuel allowance. i'll buy a portable heater. you'll save loads on new windows and putting in radiators.
>>78621713Get a grip lad it's not even cold. Put on a jumper and get a blanket if you're cold softlad.
My reddit comment karma is -275
>>78621661no my brain is just broken from tapentadol and ket. too scared to live the HHL life of having a "street" dealer, especially if cocaine is your poison. not only are you dealing with a scary guy who might stab you, you're buying a drug that's cut with all sorts. then you end up angryposting about the Jews instead of womfymaxxing on the floor.BUT it is important that the Royal Mail delivers items to every address in the UK in a timely manner. the universal service guarantee is as sacred as the NHS. it's sick that even the Post Office is now a private company.
>>78621740Mine is over 100000. I am a CHUDDY.
>>78621688Phwoaar I could do that but then I'd never get invited to anything else again. Probably just gonna womf about and get wissed.
>>78621748It can be very easy to build comment karma if you (re)post memes, if you care about that sort of thing
>He posts a picture of a shitty ASDA microwave pizza that his mummy bought for him>On his mums plates>On his spazzy dinner tray that his mum bought for him>In his mums house>Cooked using his mums electricity>Posting on a computer mummy bought him>Using an internet connection that mummy pays for>Wearing clothes that mummy buys him>Wasting his precious days refreshing a websiteYes lad. You got us good.
>>78621729yeah i say it's so fucking freezing but i'm just in a hoodie. in winter i'll be wearing a woolly jumper and a full coat, sat at my computer at 3am.it's easy to theorycraft ideas for staying warm but in the early hours of wintertime it's like being outside. the flat protects me from the coldness of humidity, not low temperatures themselves.might try getting fat this year.
>>78621758Fair play, lad. Come prepared, if it's in a hotel the drinks will be expensive. Weddings are womfy to be fair. Get pissed and have a dance.
>>78621762Footmong, you're back? How have you been
>>78621762where's this? HHL's post had a mad tray but it wasn't pizza (plus he lives in a care home). there's a picture of pizza ITT but it's not a microwave one.what am i missing?
how do i get a lucy letby gf bros
>>78621615this actually looks decent. those smartprice pizzas from ASDA that are more sauce than cheese are worth a go. if your primary school did those shitty pizzas, it's like a trip down culimemory lane.
>>78621788I thought you were writing her a letter, Crossmong
EXPOSED dropped a videohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=02api43V8io
Forklift wagie filmed and not spoken to. Doesn't like that at all.https://youtu.be/U30jWXhWmVs
>>78621805i am i need advice>>78621797these newer asda pizzas are great, they put the price up 20p but still only 1.55
>>78621810Why can't the twolls just let him be womfyNot right
>>78621836I won't go back to Asda until them paki Issa brothers from Blackburn sell up
>>78621768Extremely grim, lad
Need HHL back on the drink and wokey ASAP for my own personal entertainment
need SSM to have a breakdown for my own personal entertainment
>>78621788all nurses are mental. yeah it's mostly your standard overweight horrible ones called Sandra, but something about the job either attracts unhinged people or they go in with good intentions but end up twisted.i lived with nursing students and the 'gallows humour' went from 'it's just how they cope' to wondering whether i need to report these psychos. they'll be fully qualified, on the wards full-time now. christ.so anyway my answer is to live with nursing students and bide your time. one of them will snap and do something unhinged, or they can introduce you to someone who will.
>>78621772I'll be having pre-drinks before going anyway. Hopefully they put on a free bar, there will definitely be food on.
diarrhea coloured sprog
Just because I'm not the best at maths and science means I have to do a mong job? Fuck that. NEET life for me. Pay for my existence immigrant wagie cunts.
look at all these pussys that can't handle the heat
I'm above blue collar work. I want an office job where I get to do 1 hour work and 7 hours browsing the internet like women.
>>78621905Love hot and spicy stuff me. Shame you can't find too many pizzas like that.
>>78621850thanks lad. roof over my head, people have it worse yeah, but it's awful. heaters click off when night rate electricity comes and within an hour it's as if they were never on in the first place. no draughts so i dunno if that stick on window stuff will make a difference, it's just ambient cold.i have thermal base layers, wool jumpers, etc but i'd actually appreciate any advice on warming up a single living/bed room. again: heaters don't function at night so any wisdom about low-and-slow vs full-whack is irrelevant to me.can't handle another winter like this so even if i end up in debt, i'm willing to run an electric heater. qrd on those if anyone knows? are any a bit more expensive but then they cost less to run?
I was not put on this earth to stand around throwing boxes in a warehouse all day. I'd rather be FUCKING DEAD than do that all my life.
Chooningtonshttps://youtu.be/WYZGyFeewZE?si=O1MW3vbUllFErqN9
>>78621868interestingg, thanks for the insight
The "world of work" just isn't for me. Shove your slavery. Makes fuck all difference to me. Still be alone.
Exposed Fella has been trying to get SSM off of benefits for 4 years now. He's tried everything but SSM is still claiming that free money
>>78620720>Rather join an underground fight club with fellow anti-government extremists.
Crosslid would love this onehttps://youtu.be/_-txsA80GSc?si=bDm20ib-jb8PXulZ
>>78621968Because SSM is only claiming what he is entitled to. He has a hidden disability, if he never had that he would have worked all his life.
>>78621982Why can't SSM be a fishmonger?
>>78621905sounds based.https://groceries.asda.com/product/frozen-takeaway-stuffed-crust-pizza/asda-stonebaked-spicy-meat-feast-pizza/1000222604421note to self: buy this.I was >>78608429 yesterday and had picrel in mind. these were so fucking good and ACTUALLY spicy, not just a typical vindaloo where it has a 'bit of a kick' afterwards.feels good whenever you find a takeaway that actually does a phaal. proper spicy foods are lush.
>>78621936Get some long johns you soft cunt.
Congrats on 50 years wageslavery. Here is a picture of a rich white guy in a suit who has a much better life than you.Grim, ugly capitalism.
>>78621995Britain doesn't have much of a fishing industry anymore due to us losing the Cod Wars.
SSM could work in a sewage plant
>>78622002>i have thermal base layers
Garn cop some much needed evening R&R now then grind some Wortnite later. Got that haircut booked in for tomorrow so having an early one tonight.
>>78622005Might repost this on r/memes to boost my karma
>>78622037God you live a shit life.
>>78622043its funnier when you think he is almost 40
>>78622005Goy cattle expecting respect is hilarious.
>>78622039Needs to be on antiwork. That's just sad to work retail for 50 years.
might install anomaly and gammahttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=min_EUahUCI
>>78622018Buy a couple more long johns and stack them.
>>78622039Please submit my picture of Timothy Chamberlain's face gimped onto a random woman's head. The angle and skin colour don't match, and the context for it is lost, but it took me 10-15 of effort with no AI involved.
State of wagies.
Sprogged wagies pay for my wakeaways and wolidays
>>78622113same lid. it 4 times lush x
the worst part about living in kent is that it's always warm even in autumn and winter. it's never fucking cold
>>78622105Will zoomers find it funny though? I don't want to get anymore negative karma
>>78622109>leftcarbs and low fat meat cooked in seed oils>rightcarbs with seed oils and ultra processed meati wouldnt feed either to my dog
>>78622109fucking hate oven chips, give me curly fries mam ffs
>>78622109the 'neet' chips aren't even cooked lol
>wagies were jumping and down for joy over this not too long agoHOWLING
Any delightful pro-ana egirls online
>>78622129the worst part is how all the dinghies took over
>>78622132Post your fridge big man.
Royal Mail will know the taste of my blood if they don't deliver my parcel tomorrow.
>>78622148Shippy was particularly excited at the 2p raise
>>78622144For some reason chips refuse to get crispy these days. McCain's are horrid.
i like my chips cooked 4x quicker
Might get on that R&R grind HHL style me. It's a hard life but someone has to do it.
>>78622157i just had a braising steak that was in there so all thats left are 5 cherry tomatoes and a carnivore sauce that i made, thats it.
where's pooman
>>78622170You need to use sunflower oil and season them. What find of fucking retard just cooks plain dry chips?
>>78622170More like the migrant kitchen workers at Seans spacker care home can't cook for shit
worked 2 days in a supermarket then thought nah I'm not spending my time this way and never returnedfair play to the men and women who work there, it's just not for me, not a life worth living
>>78622181>steak Are lass eating good tonight
>>78622181Course you did lad, course you did.
Here comes the seethe lol
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IaVWSd3DVnM
>>78622220That music fits perfectly kek
>>78620765Cumberland Cooking Apu is not the same as a Cumberland Culinary Fren.
>>78621999oh shit yeah i remember those, don't think they make them anymore, i stopped eating spicy shit for some time due to stomach issues but i've been dabbling again here and there, mostly just the pizzas
reckon Crossy's been sectioned, just a feelingi worry>>78622199steak all day every day and its lushbout to make carnivore gummiesso get in therrrcheersx>>78622209am on that carnivore diet>>78622220fucking keeeeeeeek
>>78622183Seems a bit complicated just for some chippies. I've tried another brand and they get crispy without any oil in the oven.
>"He didn't identify as a squirrel"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MRXdirqKSt8Only a roastie could come up with dumb shit like this on the spot and say it into the camera with a straight faceThe fuck man lol
>>78622198Based and neetpilled. Some of us just don't have the mental willpower to endure slavery.
>>78622093i do layer up as i was saying, so that'd be long johns + thermal top, trackies and t-shirt, merino wool jumper, thick wool overcoat.bought a selection of different tog-rated nobrand ones you find in TK Maxx, not much difference between them. splashed out on a ColdGear proper sports baselayer set from Sports Direct. snazzy design but nothing magic (100 quid RRP atm).it's just being cold anon. think of when you're out in winter, you wrap up warm, it isn't that bad. then the sun goes down and it's biting. only difference inside is there's no specks of snow/rain, and only really strong gusts of wind pierce through. it's just constantly freezing.just tell me what to buy from Amazon. halogen heater? oil filled radiator? no gas to the property, is there any interior heating gizmo i can (safely) fuel myself?
the dwp arent going to write off Marks fraud dept just because he scratched himself
>>78622130I think they know who he is, and that's enough.
>>78622251You lads don't half watch some dumb shit
>>78622242Never posted your fridge last time I asked either. Always some excuse not too.
>>78622276Post your fridge first little lid (you won't)
>>78622242She's alreadya phony who fakes her nails and eyebrows. Why such an ugly no-lip smile?
>>78622228As soon as I saw this post I thought I bet it would be that song
>>78622242cummies on her gummies
There should be an /eire9k/ general but we don't have enough losers in Ireland, we're all Chads. It would never last
bizarre how near enough every diet extremist ends up adopting african wog orphans for some reasoni thought it was only vegans and vegetarians that did those stunts but heres a fucking carnivore who adopted 2 YES TWO wogshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p3LmPLNsTYw
>>78622135curly fries, any fries really, do that thing where the pointier ends can go black and burnt while the thicker part can still be stodgy mush.i'm a sweet potato fries man (not a vegan i just think they taste nicer) and as i rummage through the bag i sort the differently sized chips into separate tupperware.
>>78622259The higher the power rating in watts the more it costs to run. Fan heaters are the most expensive while Halogen heaters are the cheapest to run.
Arbroathy on that racistgrind again.
>>78622246What the fuck is complicated about it you mong?
brit/pol/ is a lot better than "/britfeel/"How does that make you feel?
If you were a barber and he came into your place, how would you fix his cut to help him pick up ladies?
>>78622297There is sometimes an /eire/ on int/. Doesn't seem to be much interest in a permanent /eire/ sadly
>>78621653Same. Next month alsoIt's my first cousinsI don't think I'll go because I don't feel comfortable with myself and being around others. I think I'll just hide in my room like I always do
>>78622330Always suspected Greg was a nonce
>>78622339Yeah I know. It's ok sometimesIt used to be nothing but weeaboos too and one day they all just left. Strange
these looked more upmarket because they have Innocent Smoothie joke words on them, but that picture can get to fuck. better than supermarket brand ones but they still have little 1-2cm pieces that turn to ash in the air fryer.no easy way to julienne sweet potatoes consistently because they're all different sizes/shapes.
>>78622365you shouldnt be eating any carbs anyways, they inflame your body and cause all sorts of havoc, let alone consuming the seed oils in those chip bags
>>78622380>you shouldnt be eating any carbs anywayswhat do you survive off then, chicken breast and butter?
does that scrumptious little strumpet alina still post here
Chat, am i gay?
>>78622403BEND OVER POOF
Impossible really to get a passport if you have no connections. Makes me not want to care about doing anything.
>>78622384steak, chicken, eggs, cheese, beef tallow, and butter, yesget this. seed oil was originally used in car engines and humans have been farming for about 10 thousand years meanwhile we were hunter gatherers for well over 2 million years. on top of that every vegetable and fruit in the shops is man made, none of it is natural
Literally just base your posts on whatever random tweet you happen to have read in the past 5 minutes don't you.
What happened to him? He's not uploaded in 10 monthsAudit lad if you're about, any thoughts?
>>78622431Yet you still ended up very (mentally) unwell. I've been munching down shit food for decades and my hormones are all fine
>>78622305makes sense really. will actually go do some research, it's just one of those irritating-to-google problems because there's ALWAYS a JML/miracle/clickbait solution. don't want to waste kWh if it's for moving parts and wi-fi connectivity and mining bitcoin.if it's less convenient in some way like it burns fuel/uses up oil, need to pop to a builder's yard occasionally, i'd be okay with that. rich people have wood burners give me some butane-powered radiator, i'm not wealthy enough to care about the environment or causing fires. i just want to be warm.
why is everyone getting sick? why is everyone getting cancer? why are children developing type 2 diabetes? all this talk is making me hungy, i want a nice big carby meal to dull my senses and make me feel like shit mimimimimimi>>78622464ive only been on a carnivore diet for over 2 weeks now and ive never felt better. its quite scary how different i feel now compared to two weeks ago, despite eating a 'healthy' diet pushed by the 'health professionals'you should look into the carnivore diet
carbed up demented sick minds wanting to launch missiles into one of the most powerful countries on the planetcarbs and vegetable oils should be banned
>>78622455He suffers with mental health issues. Maybe he has had enough of it all.
>>78622380i've done no and low carb diets, but carbs are cheap and pad out meals. cutting down on them made me realise how 'empty' they are though. mostly eat brown rice with everything, sometimes wholegrain pasta.normal potato products are just grim, they're filling but they're nothing. even as a comfort food i can understand scoffing chips but go off them for a while and then they make you feel bloated/indigested/tired.agree on the oils which might piss off some ketobros. fat is good, most oils are good, but the grease in frozen chips is awful. when i have made my own sweet potato fries/wedges they're fine. although fuck 'add in potato starch to make them crispy!' defeats the point tbqh.
>>78622496Civilisation was built on Carbs (Wheat and Rice)
>>78622486Unless you're going to realise you're a man, you aren't better you retard. If anything people should be doing the opposite of what you say unless they want to end up mentally ill too.
im horny haha wahey any girls online x
watching tiger cage, proper wong kong action kino
Can't believe she's into older lads. That should be me.
>i got mobile phone and heaty home at turn of dial>all for low low price of paki nonce gangs and working myself to death>yeah i luv eating carbslop everyday it make my mind smarter yeaaaaaa oooo chippy wippy and curry wurry in my fat carb scarred tummy wummy ooooooo i wuv stuffing my fat greasy with crap oooooo i so smart with my carbs oooooo
Got the Chainsaw man blue ray today.The animations a bit weird, but its still good.Power is sex incarnate.
Seaside Mark not going to be getting trains from Wareham to Swanage no more.
lucy loved her carbs, and her sick twisted carbed up mind went on to do horrific things
Arbroathy do you have anything 'as your carbs'?cauliflower rice is a faff but cauliflower mash is lush.
Just purchased three more Blu-rays.>jaws>heat>goodfellasI was holding out on the 4K for Heat and Goodfellas but the Criterion tier list says they aren't that much better so may as well just get them regular while they are 1.50 off.
i disregard the opinions of all non-whites as a matter of principle
>>78622610Surface level normie anime. Simple as.
>>78622628Except she didn't and was set up.
>>78622595Shan't be taking health advice from a bloke who munches tranny pills for breakfastYeah, 'carbs' are the problem
>>78622639I eat 4 cherry tomatoes a day in my tuscan chicken but that's about it. I don't plan on buying more once this packet is done either so I'll be full carnivore soon. All carbs are poison and should be banned along with seed oils. >>78622671It's been scientifically proven that wogs only think in the present and can't think or plan even 5 minutes ahead so you're doing yourself a service and maybe even saving your life
>>78621995because some days he stinks of shit
>>78622674Its dumb fun, I've read the manga up until book 13. Just saw it in HMV on cheap like.
>>78622639I will be making carnivore gummies tomorrow though, and I have plans on making carnivore ice cream and carnivore bread. It's possible but I'm skeptical. I'm fine eating tuscan chicken and half a steak a day.Carnivore rice is possible too, it's made out of egg whites and beef gelatine iirc
>>78622718I was only trolling to be honest and now I feel bad. I like the manga too, need to catch up. I need to get more anime on Blu-ray but they rarely go on sale cheap I find.
>>78622109All that processed shit. Grim. Eat a fucking steak.
>>78622733Its all good, lad. I just got the next 3 books ordered from Waterstones. They got that wouble points offer on, so its free money. I like anime on blue ray too, never took to watching on my computer like. Feels off.
>heating for as little as 1.02 per hourguessing they made this graphic a while ago. it's a 1000W/2000W machine. my night rate is 12p/kWh, so that'd be 1.20 per hour or 2.40 per hour. say i just whack it on when it's freezing for 5 hours, that's enough time to hang with my friends on /britfeel/ and maybe watch a film. 6 quid a night. over a month, that's about 180 quid.i'm just going to take the heatsink off my CPU and point all the fans outwards.
>>78622763Funny that because I've went completely digital with my manga but I'm fully physical for TV and film (I still stream to supplement my collection). I've always preferred digital manga to be honest. I feel like the physical volumes are too tiny and some have terrible binding.
>>78622628she's so silly! i love her
>>78622802wait i'm fucking thick why did i multiply by tenthis is actually really cheap i'm buying this
>>78622802You don't need the heating on at all to be honest. Just layer up and use a blanket. I do this and keep the windows in my flat open all weekend.
>>78622834wait no how did THEY arrive at 1.02 per hour?reading the review of a 500W radiator on Screwfix and Screwfix Customer Support answered a question saying 500W = half your unit (kWh) rate to run per hour, makes sense.help
>>78622822I mostly read my manga at work in downtime, so I like having physical copies.Plus I like the aesthetic of bookcases and that.
looking at houses and listening to some womfy wevenfoldused to think the lead singer was the coolest guy ever when I was 15(I still do)
>>78622365their cauliflower hash browns ain't bad either. the spinach bites are a bit naff though.
>>78622838i've rambled on and explained this, tl;dr: feel freezing right now, do layer up, prepping for colder.
>>78622882i miss when 'x' was the cool letter. A7x. hXc. went anywhere, X. kilowatt-hours? kwHx.the new 'x' is 'and' because of slash fiction or weeaboos or something.
>>78622882IT'S YOUR FUCKING NIGHTMAREDUNDUN DUNDUN DUNDUN DUNDUN DUNDUNDUNDUNDUN
>>78622868>>78622802No that's very expensive. Even if run at 2000kwh the cost should be no more than 50p an hour.
>>78622947love it :)best album
https://files.catbox.moe/e2436z.mp4This is what the Trolls have done to him. This was a tearful watch for me seeing him so low and mostly because of the scum trolls who can't leave him alone. They try terrorise him out of existence, he suicidal. Youtube should ban them.
Coldanon should just get an electric blanket and fuck off with his tedious blog. Stupid cunt
>>78622474Lad I grew up poor as shit and common as muck. I survived winters where it was so damp and cold in the shithole house we were in the netting on the windows actually fucking froze solid and one time in the early 00s it got so fucking cold you had to use a coat hanger to break the ice in the bogs u-bend before you dared take a shit.Not even kidding. If you flicked them they wouldn't budge and if you grabbed them and shook them the ice would fall off. It was fucking shit. I have nightmares about that life. The shit I could tell you would curl your toes. Properly grim shit.If you're too soft to grin and bear it. I have 4 solid bits of advice.1. Layers. 4 thin layers will insulate you better than 1 or 2 thick layers. make sure you get clothes that actually fit you, too big will let the cold seep in.2. Thermal sleeping bag. Sounds silly but you lose a ton of heat through the sheets and mattress on a normal bed. A proper thermal sleeping bag will help keep the heat in. Get a slug bag. Worm ones are the best. dont bother with the ones that have sleeves.3. Hot Water Bottle/Electric Blanket - The blanket is far superior but if you're poor like we were it'll be too expensive to run. If that's the case then grab yourself a decent large hot water bottle and keep it on your stomach or back. I always preferred stomach.4. Move, underrated, but movement keeps your heart rate high and gets your body generating heat. When I was little I developed a habit of doing jumping jacks as soon as I got out of bed. At least 50. It got the blood pumping enough that I wouldn't completely lose all bodyheat as soon as I changed into my school uniform but didn't make me lose heat through sweat.5 (Extra). Open your windows to let the moisture out. Sounds silly, but moisture is the fucking enemy of warmth when it's cold.There's more. But those were by far the most useful.
>>78623002Fuck off mate, nobody gives a shit about that fat, greasy, smelly thick fat dosser.
>>78623061>open your windows in the freezing coldlandlord propaganda. Ignore anything this anon has to say
I fainted and hit my head on the hard floor when I was 14. Think I had concussion and a fucked up spine for about a week. Every time I think about it I can *feel* the pain all these years later. Mad.
>>78623131when i was a kid i smashed my head on a brick wall when i fell off my bike, probably fucked me up good but ill never know for sure
>>78623103Bollocks you thick cunt. Popping the window open for half an hour once I had my uniform on let out all of the moisture in the room and it didn't matter that I was fucking off out because I was off to school by the time I came in to shut them and head out the door.
>>78622802i have one of these they are expensive and shite, 1 an hour is insane. id rather have a dehumidifier and a hot water boccle
mad how half the economy at this point is people working fake wfh jobs and openly bragging that they get paid to play vidya and jerk off all day yet I'm supposed to be mad at ssm for living on poverty tier disability
>>78622868Get this.https://www.amazon.co.uk/Daewoo-Oscillating-Halogen-Cut-Out-Settings/dp/B07HWWYC7L/
>>78623143I wonder about this myself. Probably does have some effect. Shame it is not like when people have head trauma and suddenly can play piano or speak Japanese or something.
Amelia Dimoldenberg is not as funny or great as people say. The Eric Andre Chicken Shop Date had her completely thrown. She can only deal with lightweights.
>>78623151>open your windows in the freezing cold to let out moisture and keep your house warm>uh actually I only did it when I was going to be out of the house for six hours and it didn't matter anywayyeah yeah. You know another trick for keeping your house warm dry all your clothes outside and pay your rent on time. Sounds silly but it works!
>>78623076This is Seaside Army HQ de lad. anyway.SEASIDEUPDATEhttps://youtu.be/biSZl7OJFp0SEASIDEUPDATEHe have drink outside. He going to miss his American friend.
>>78623224evenings getting dark now. He need that ps5, it not right
>>78623211>He thinks a landlord posts on his secret internet clubhouseYour dad should have done the world a favour and came in your mums arse instead.
>>78623263little mongboy mad that I've exposed him
Bored of this endless povvo shanter. Someone get the britfeel slags posted
Christmas soon
What DVDberg should I watch tonight? I got that Leave It To Beaver imported from America. Might start on that.
>>78623314>get the britfeel slags postedWahey
>>78623280>Prat angry that someone showed him up for sounding like a know it all wanker.>Prat probably still lives at home with mummyYes lad. I'm an EVIL LANDLORD! Dont pour oil down my pipes! In fact dont open your windows. It'll keep the heat in enough so that you wont whinge at me for insulation and expensive retrofits for under floor heating!
Spider is back
>>78623354yeah too bad I'm not from a family of winners like you kek. Maybe the reason your bog froze solid is because you're a mong who leaves the windows open in the middle of winter
>>78621014Could I get a gf in those places?
>>78623002Weakest slashes I've ever seen.
>>78623380I'd have that fucker squashed in two seconds flat.
>>78623380Tries to kill him with a vacuum cleaner but he got away
Want to sleep but cats are going beserk
>>78623438Alri' Charlie? Guzzle some cat food and sniff some glue.
Vile bastid spider
>>78620764>all the lads who got laid at uni never went to the gymI lived in halls my first uni of uni. didn't really do much partying just played LoL all day when I was studying. There was this 1 Irish lad called Matt who was bringing a new girl home every weekend. He was about 5ft10 and skinny as fuck. Litteral twig never lifted a bag of sugar in his life. But he was so fucking swag and charmistic. I would chat with him in the kitchen and you could just tell he never experienced hardships in his life. Just full on confidence 24/7. I think the gym is cope for people who think it'll get them laid
>>78623380I ike him, looks like a cheeky little lad
>>78623061cheers for the advice lad. can't be fucked with a pissing competition but i have lived in worse shitholes than this. i'm not boarding up windows it's just a poorly insulated building converted cheaply to flats.i can even agree with the window thing unlike anon BUT only if it's a 'dry' night. there's all the usual shite about mould but that's not the issue. when there's very little temperature difference and no rain/snow/breeze, i get it, but i'm not drying clothes or anything it's more arid but low temp.electric blanket is probably a good shout because duvet is too large/loose and maybe not the best insulator anyway. hot water bottles are nice, but they don't last ;_; also i end up just hugging them. want to shove it up my top or something but base layers = skintight, fastened up coat is taut (i'm skinny).
>>78623061>Lad I grew up poor as shit and common as muck.Mad to read that living in the UK. One of the richest countries in the world. Then again, we have millions of people using foodbank too. Madness really.
>>78621836>asda pizza in the microwave>aldi peppermint tea*sips* a NEET feast awaits me
as a happy end to my blogpost i came up with an elegant solution:air fryer on desk. fan at the back is blasting out warm air and it is LUSH.
dvds on for FREE
On that Tuesday night wuppagrind me. Life's better without the wooze and wrugs. Got that haircut appointment at 12:30 tomorrow. Keeping meself fresh for it.
>>78623489I mean he's 5'10. He can wear larp shoes and appear taller as well. With his (probably good looks) and charisma, no wonder he brought a new girl home every weekend.The whole skinny thing though I don't get. You've gotta be able to have some decent muscles at least. Athletic let's say.
>>78623645have you ever tried to cut your own hair?
>>78623645What haircut you getting? My hair is down to my arse now.
>>78623561whats the deal with the picture lad?
>>78623489Pretty much. I won't deny gym completely since I go myself. But it's more something to do and a hobby than it making me better with women. If you're a virgin pre gym, going gym is not going to do a damn thing with losing you're virginity.
>>78623668Only twice and both times it was shit.>>78623689I'll be getting that welper cut.
>>78623716Dont cut the Welper cut lad keep growing it for a laugh x
>>78623691those are my fat neet cheeks
>>78623716You mean the nonce cut?
>>78623716you should grow it a bit and get a flattop de lid, make you look taller
It's not just about the waircut itself. I enjoy the experience, me and my hairdresser have good chemistry. We always have a good chit chat, she just got back from holiday so no doubt I'll hear all about it tomorrow.
>>78623728no they arent lad thats a woman i can see her ballsack
always remember a random post about an anon who lived in shared accommodation for uni. everyone else got to know each other, he stayed in his room.end of the year the normals organised some kind of pub crawl or party. one of them drew a poster with cartoon versions of them all, and the flat, with in-jokes and such. they drew anon as a question mark.
>>78623755Jesus, that's brutal. Remember ghost flatmate? He was another one like that who posted here.
>>78620184>should be excersicedagreed, they enjoy a few jars but that's a lot of calories
>>78623746Nah, that's me. I'm obviously a man. It's just that I've been adding too much onions sauce to my ramen, which's turned it estrogenic.
>>78623716>Only twice and both times it was shit.gives you an appreciation for barbers doesn't it?>just need a short back and sides, me>set clippers to 7, buzz top>set clippers to 2, buzz back and sidesturns out skulls are not cubes.
>>78623784Sometimes, skulls are beans
>>78623755>never socialize with normans>normans don't know who you are and?
>>78623755Cant be helped. I am >>78623489 and I spent (wasted) most of my uni days play League of Legends. Seriously regret that. Like a month before the end of the year, they finally got me to go out and we did MDMA together and it made me so fucking happy. I remember afterwards having a weird afterglow where I started throwing all my video games away and wanting to live life like I was on MD (chatting to strangers like I didn't give a fuck). But it was a bit late by then lol. Had to go back home to my parents and then I just settled back into my loser ways
>>78623766nah got a link/summary?anyone have their own stories?
Sex with britfeel girls yes?
>>78623804absolutely brutal. I know how you feel. Had the same experience in my late teens and early 20s except with meth, weed, and alcohol. I wasted those years being a proto-incel, seething 24/7 at all the sex other students were having that I could hear through the walls.
>>78622745nice plate of festering roadkill
Always avoided my housemates in first year halls too desu. Hardly can remember any of their names. I regret being such a pussy loser. Dumbest thing is, people actually like me when I let them. What could have been.
>>78623804your life didn't sound that bad, you were just bitter at one person for some reason. uni was the most on-paper normal i've been. i mean if you're living with people you're social by necessity, and even if you don't have wild parties you can just get drunk.this does sound more lonely if you had those opportunities but gamed instead. although, yeah MDMA is way more social than booze. drinking you can just stand there and be passive/invisible. it's fine. MDMA you WANT to do all that chatting to strangers like you don't give a fuck. a shame it's so toxic because it would be great in a slow-release or microdose version. i used to get the afterglow too even though i definitely had the standard comedowns: emotionally depleted and insides hurt, but it's like a new lease on life.
>>78623539Want to know the worst part? Both of my parents worked full-time, minimum wage jobs. It just never stretched far enough. It's not like they were frivolous people either. I did the math on the cost of living back then and with 3 kids they barely had 10 quid to themselves each week. It actually would have been more profitable in 1995 for them to have both quit their jobs and live off benefits. They would have had 67.50 extra each week with the benefits stack being out of work with 3 kids in council accommodation would have afforded them. It's why I don't get on peoples cases here for wanting to stay NEETs. I say let them. Maybe it'll either make the government change the system to benefit workers or completely cripple the system and cause change another way.Things have only gotten worse. I couldn't get a doctors appointment today or any other day I've tried but my workplace has a GP anywhere program that had a GP video call me and get me a prescription. How the fuck does that work? It's mad.
>>78623875Your housemates were almost definitely boring mongs anyway, who cares
>>78623804>>78623834Can kind of relate lads. I spent most of my 20's doing fuck all and not waiting to socialise. Shut myself away playing video games and ghosted everyone I knew from school and college. Now in my 30's I do want to socialise and be around people, I feel more lonely than I ever have and it gets worse the older I get. It feels really hard to break out. I'm trying to put myself out there, but it's hard as a man in my early 30s with zero social life. Everyone around my age is settling down and more into family, which I understand.Sometimes I wonder how things could have been if I had the feeling of wanting to socialise in my 20s when I actually had chances to do so that I actively rejected.
>>78623947Maybe, but things would have been more fun if I didn't prevent myself from talking to people like a freak.
>lighthouse family - ocean drive on repeat
>>78623885>i used to get the afterglow too even though i definitely had the standard comedowns: emotionally depleted and insides hurt,Yeah that's the bad part. But seeing how happy and social you could be on MDMA really hurt me. Knowing the normal me is the opposite. Reserved, shy, not really liking people. It's like the ultimate FUCK YOU from God showing that you could have been normal. I imagine extrovert normies act like they are on MDMA full time just being sober >>78623954It sucks so bad how we learned our lessons so late. If only I could go back in a time machine. I would have just not brought my PC to uni (or some shitty laptop for studying) and been so fucking bored I had to leave my room. It does feel too late for that now. I was shopping in Tesco a few weeks ago and I met someone I used to know back in school. He was with his wife and child and it killed me inside seeing how 'adult' he looked. While I am essentially stuck in my teenage life that never even happened.
wow turns out he was telling the truth after all. Trolls been done once againhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bpqeBFLULtg
TOTTOGOYOU CAN TAKE ME HOT TO GO
>>78624040Can't wait for the movie adaption of the TMAUMINATOR.
>>78624033>stuck in my teenage years that never even happenedOOFbrutal
>>78623962Oh well, regrets are for tards, don't worry about
>>78624058Got this on 4K and the DNR was ridiculous... couldn't even see the stink lines emanating from his arse. Stick with the Universal Blu-ray from 2008.
>>78624058Quite impressed that pretty much all of the text is correct
Fresh new breadington:>>78624121>>78624121>>78624121
Heat....now that's a good film. DVDlad has good taste but his addiction is out of control.
>>78624089this, what's done is done
>>78624033>stuck in my teenage life that never even happened.Still hoping for that elusive "I'll show you mine if you show me yours" experience?