How do you sit? Be honest, no quirky shit.>Last thread >>78830097
I deviate between true neutral and neutral evil
>>78849062I sit in the corner while my girlfriend fucks her bull without a condom
>>78849071sounds very hot anon, big balls energy.
neutral good and neutral evil except with the leg tucked under. never neutral.
>>78849062depends on the chair and situation, but i switch between chaotic good, true neutral, and lawful neutral
>tfw no /r9gay/ ikea warehouse
neutral good in publicchaotic neutral at home
>>78849062all three neutrals and neutral evil but with both knees up
>>78849062All the neutral positions. I regularly switch between the two as I can't sit still for long
>>78849062the middle row, and neutral evil.How are you boys tonight?
>>78849217feeling shitty, how are you?
I'm gleeful that you feel shitty.
>>78849228I fell asleep at 8 and my mom had to wake me up to give me my meds and I'm just shitposting around here. Why are you shitty?
>>78849234i dont know why, just periodic thing.>>78849234how much did you manage to sleep?
>>78849062Depends, mostly it's between chaotic good, neutral good or chaotic neutral if I'm feeling like being a prick>>78849217Like shit
>>78849242like 4 hours
>>78849247sometimes chaotic neutral feels good on your back but bad on your neck.
stop feeling like shit boys
>>78849254what is keeping you awake besides shitposting?
>>78849263that is a nice drawing, did you make that?
>>78849271No, I can't draw. But it's cute. >>78849265Boredom and unfulfillment
>>78849283you seem to like decepticons a lot, you into transformers?
>>78849255Usually like half my back is hanging off the chair as well (like in this shitty drawing) or I'm using a pillow, it feels amazing, especially if there's something on top of you>>78849263No
>>78849296Ye. I used to watch it as a lot as a kid and my friend got me back into it after recommending I buy one. I like the Decepticons because they're a dysfunctional family. >>78849297I used to do this on my old chair.
>>78849297that drawing is not shite, and i feel the emotion depicted here.>>78849297i never do that, usually i skew my neck. i will try this next time tomorrow. honestly i think i cant hang both ends off the sides of the lazyboy.
>>78849311>they are a dysfunctional familythat is so sad... i never saw it that way before. which was your favorite series?
>>78849320G1. My family gave me G1 on dvd. I also watched bayformers and some prime but never liked them as much as G1.
>>78849345G1 is very good, but Prime had some decent plot to it.
>>78849352favorite tfs?Mine is probably Starscream, Opti, and Blitzwing,
>>78849313On some couches I can but the vast majority it's usually just my head hanging off due to only being like 5'7, I don't really know why but it feels more comfortable at times when I'm able to contort my body like that
>>78849379ultramagnus, soundwave, or optimus. but you cant go wrong with soundwave g1 figurines that is the coolest looking robot imo. i had a big unicron as a kid, at the time prime was airing and boy how cool was it when unicron became the big bad.
>>78849380oh i mean that something would fall asleep, i do like blood rushing to my head. i like to imagine that is good with some limitations. i think what you like is stretching, contorting feels great, do you ever sometimes stretch real nice when you are laying down? arching and twisting and all?
>>78849379what other contenders are there to your listed three btw?
>>78849392Good choices. I always liked Ultra Magnus but he was pretty underdeveloped. Unicron had a cool voice. Movie Galv too. Schizo Galv's voice is really annoying.
>>78849403Bumblebee, Meg, Astrotrain, Soundwave, Rumble, Magnus, Thundercracker & Skywarp.
>>78849406he was very underdeveloped, he was always the second in command guy, Optimus's shadow kind of guy. but he could fly and that was a plus. the movie really did everyone dirty, but it actually ended nicely. I loved ''rodimus prime ''. I do not think I heard Schizo Galv, but Galvatron being an edgier megatron was cool. Mega would have never done star-scream the way he did..
>>78849429Well Screamer kinda literally killed him. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HvWnF1Iggfc
>>78849415Im seeing a lot of those have flight lol. were you pissed that michael bay chose a camaro? speaking of flight, it was kind of unfair how much air supremacy the decepticons had. was there not an episode where one of them defected to join the autobots? am i imagining that? I could have sworn someone did that
>>78849440I didn't care he was a camaro, his head was just kinda retarded lookin. Jetfire defected to the autobots and he could fly. They also kinda stole his design so they had to sell a really shitty toy of it.
>tfw no bf to crawl back into bed with for another hour or four
>>78849450aw man, i really want to get back into G1. it sounds fun again.
>>78849454https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lvpZx7eLD3o
>>78849399Yeah, hell, just the other night I ended up balancing on my head when I was trying to sleep because it felt nice, I think it might be because I'm double jointed or something but yeah, it feels nice>>78849454Ps. Dr who is better than star wars
>>78849460Do it. There's tons of good CHUG figures if that's your thing. Also next year is looking up to be the best wave of all time.
>>78849463no way you are double jointed, can you do that thing where you bend your fingers back to your forearm kind of thing?
>>78849466i can not afford to get into figures at the moment, but I want to binge the series again. what is this new wave you speak of? what is the news?
>>78849479Fair enough. We're getting new molds of Devastator, Megatron, Soundwave, Galvatron, Cyclonus, and rereleases for the seekers. The Optimus Prime released and it's the best one of all time.
>>78849475Yeah, I can even do the splits if I tried, it doesn't really affect my daily life but I can do it if I feel like it
>>78849501that is cool, you are like a slink. no wonder you find that couch position comfortable.
>>78849491i would be into the seekers, i got to see what they did to optimus now.
>>78849508https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LCVFilGhgv0
>>78849512that probably is the best transformation i have seen.
>sleep 8-9 hours for once>can't fall asleep the next dayYesterday work was super chill, spent most day being a professional cat chair. Speaking of that, cat just jumped on me again and looks like it will be another easy one *sips choco milk*
>>78849062>neutral good>lawful neutral >chaotic neutral Need chaotic evil bf
>>78849082Doesn't it feel uncomfy to sit on your leg?
>>78849261>>78849351>>78849393Your pooner gf accepts anons penis, wwyd?
damn i'm lawful goodthey like make it obviousbut anyone can change stance
>>78849062>lawful good>neutral good (i cross at the knee)>lawful neutral>true neutral (but with my legs pulled in tighter)i'm sitting like this nowall of these depending on how
>>78850462how i feel*i'm tiredi don't want to be awake....
Am I the only human alive that likes taking e tests, quizzes and doing picrews?
>>78849062me alternating LG and CE
>>78849062Lawful neutral 95%; true neutral is the remainder
Actually cooked breakfast for the first time in like two weeks, I had just started ignoring being hungry in the mornings but today I couldn't. Hope I don't start gaining weight again.
>sleep 8 hours like a healthy human being>don't feel like dogshit upon waking up>still feel tired throughout the day and get sleepy like before anywaySleep is a scam.
meanwhile I wake up 2-3 times every night for various reasons, am always sore somewhere and always tired.
What is your sin anon?
Shopping list:onions
does anyone here watch male vtuber ?
I might go to the store just to get some fast food on the way back, I don't even need anything but don't want what I have here. Someone wack me and tell me to make do or actually get things to fix for lunch.
brush teeth anon here, I have terrible sitting posture. my back hurts from bed sleeping for 12 hours>captcha: P4ND4 panda like the bear haha
>>78851586lust and sloth. i slack off and jack off all day and do not much else. but definitely mostly sloth
>>78851707same but i'm not fat and twinks owe me sex
>>78851624get a sliced sourdough loaf, deli sliced meats and cheeses
Anime feet will never be as cute as 3d feet
>>78851619I only watch female vtuber
>>78851794Are you a twink? If not get out
>>78852051everyone calls me a twink but i don't like that label since i'm a top and not into bottoming
i need to stop taking my anti histamines to sleep because it's fucking up my day and leaving me so tired
i live and die for this place...i would do anything for ppl here to think i was cool. thats proably what ruined it.
I'd rather be an incel than a faggot
and we're faggot incels, so we have it worse than you.
>>78849062LG cause am a good boy
>>78849062lawful good at someone else's place or in public, neutral evil at home.
>>78852089Don't you know twink tops are most desirable men, basically gods on earth?
>>78852329Suck story's penis and we will all like you
trying to sell all my unecessary earthly goods but i have so many attachments
>>78852445i basically tried but he wouldnt cooperate....
if i didnt cause problems for myself then like ..what would i even do?
>>78852431i highly doubt that considering all the rejection i receive
im like the jill stein, me and my 1 friend and we never win
those guys are on those buildings just working again and ive done fuck
its amazing ive made it this far doing fuck and completely ignoring all problems
what if i had an anime adventure that started right.....now
>>78850357i think you missed the part of joke about me cutting it off :>
would puppy top if she had a cock? Or is she a trubottom?
fucking ftms have no decency or shame. theres even fucktons of "gender critical" frms who are like yeah troons are nonsense but i still am one. dumb annoying fuckers
>>78852676i already do top. im a switch :P
>>78849062I am chaotic neutral all the time unless I am gayming. Hell I even just sleep like that and will probably be a hunchback before 35 if I don't get a bf soonish.
>>78852702You're literally just a dyke
get out of this house. dont you see how youve ruined it? its because you fuckers dont actually like sex or having fun. you want one thing which is attention. you are this way because you get an acute deficit of attention, because you are boring and do nothing else. youre not a top. youre not a switch. youre not fucking anything. its a larp to you like pokemon on the playground.
just so damn shitty and boring like please
>>78852514If you live in canada I am willing to date you, if you really look like a twink and aren't fat
and you know what clearly fucking giving herself anon posts to reply to. lol. trying so hard...
>>78852754This isn't funny stop posting this shit and take your meds
>jury dutyknowing my luck I'm gonna get selected. fucking bullshit.
>>78852946Why are you so angry? Wtf anon
>>78852463>when>how>why
>>78852948jury duty is cool I wish they'd put me on the jury for a murder case I'd acquit unless they were black
>>78853039I don't want to drive halfway across the county to the courthouse. I wonder if they check DMV records, I could say I don't have reliable transportation...
>>78853017nta and I don't know who canada simp is or what he did but he's been maligned every few threads and a bogeyman more frightening even than hue maybe. so you had to have known saying that would invoke some negative responses, that's the most likely reason.
>>78853088Nobody was talking about him or posting about him until you brought it up and no one even knows who that isTake your meds schizo
>>78853169he's talking about getting a negative response to this post >>78852754reading comprehension schizo.
>>78853038i tried to meet him but hes evasive. or didnt like me. i was being kind of annoying tbf.
>>78853281he's talking about your big fat momma suckin on my weeneat my ass whore
>>78853317You didn't answer when
>>78849062ln,tn,cn, when I want to comfy lg,ln if I'm sitting for a moment but I want to be able to get up soon.I'm cn rn but I don't know if it count's since I'm not on couch >;)
Pierrot was the cutest incel
>>78849062Chaotic neutral even tho I'm too big for it now
I had a dream last night that me and bro were walking in some small down town area we were trying to catch up to dad actually (unrealistic he walks super slow) but we stopped at this vendor that was using the krispy kreme logo and I think had it's name but somehow stylized to look like krispey kreme. It was called robert's sweetass restraunt and they had very large donuts so my bro ordered somethimg called and apitizer edition that was size of the little ones you can get in 4 pack at gas stations. but they didn't have a separate menu section for their apitizer editions so you had to go through their whole menu which was a whole thick book with only 1 item on each page listing its variations to see if they could do an apitizer edition of it. and while I was going through the menu a tall black guy came from the back and started making out with guy we were ordering from (short blond white guy with tan skin). anyway I never got to order my donuts because I woke up before I could get through that huge menu. my bro's were chocolate I should have just ordered that.
I've been away from my bf for 14 hours now I miss him so much ugh>>78849062>How do you sit?neutral good
>14hrs away from bfthat's like a whole day! so much could happen! I'd be so worried! nya
>>78852754What are the details to this? describe yourself pls and why you want to date an r9k top twink
>>78853402How?, seriously, how does someone get too big to lay on a couch?
laying across a chair like that would just give me neck, back and leg pain.
>>78853340why are u inquisiting me exactly. i say i tried to meet a guy from here and u want a police report on it? like who are u?
>>78849062these all look uncomfortable I guess lawful good but I have my legs spread more to make room for my balls
Thinking about killing myself meow
captcha hwxto
what's wrong meow? Come on and tell us your problems.
>>78853901he's fat and the chuds keep using the wrong pronouns when talking to him
>tfw you walk into meow's dressingroom
>>78853984It does actually look like meow ngl it even has the stupid bangs and the glasses
smoothies without bananas or yogurt really dont work
>>78853901Nothing necessarily it just makes me feel better>>78853945I don't have any wrong pronouns >>78853984So trve>>78854087I'm not that fat tho
How old is meow?
>>78854087>>78853984color me impressed
boysmells 50% off, today only
>>78854474come draw the heady smoke into your lungs.
well the nosebleeds have started for the season already. I hope all you boys that wished this cold on us are happy now! (-,_,-)
>>78854611unholy but actually works trick: put a little vaseline inside ur nose when one starts. feels odd but stops it really quick and heals ur surfaces. i used to get lots.
>>78854360Turned 25 on sunday
>>78854611get a brick, dunk it in water or soak it. put it up to your nose and tilt your head back.
>>78854611isolate a deadly strain of e coli and apply it to the nostril
people put too much cultural importance on foodThis expectation I need to try and eat all the different kinds of foods is weird. It should be normal to eat the same thing everyday.
>>78853576How much blacked porn do you watch?
>>78849062>tip top of my back touching the back of chair>ass on the edge of my seat so i'm slouching backwards>right leg firmly planted on the ground>if there's a desk, my left knee is pressed up against it, while my left ankle rests on the middle of my right thigh. left arm behind the back of chair.>if no desk, legs are either open wide or closed tightly and my elbow is resting on whatever edge there is while i hold my face in my hand above it
>>78854611Grill a burger and cut it into small slices and stick one inside each nostril. Eat the rest.
https://youtu.be/WZYOShIVJo4I'm deeply lonely meow
I sit and look like this
I just woke up from a somewhat good nap.
Who wants to go dancing with me tonight? Please don't be ugly like scollace poster <3
>>78855031How do you know I am ugly? I could very well just be saying that to myself without it being true.
Oh hey the forever winter comes out this week, epic
>>78855123I seen you at the club
>>78855290It's always winter in finland?
>>78855031but I don't know how to dance
>>78855332Then whats the first letter of said clubs name Mr. doxer?
>>78855349And you're not cute either but that didn't stop you from replying
>>78855336No, it's a video gayme
Does anyone makes their standards higher more they get rejected? I seen people do this and it's funny.
>>78855374I'll have your head on a pike, I'm a grandma-certified handsome fellow
>>78855379Finland is a videogame? What are you on about lying retard
Personally, my favorite game is miami
>>78855399Yeah it's called fear and hunger but I wasn't talking about Finland you double retard
>>78855389I remember there was some swedish study that showed women are less likely to date regular guys after they get rejected by chad they actually get higher standards after being rejected
>>78855530is it because they realize the rejection didnt really hurt so they no longer see a reason to settle
When all them computer niggas saying GB they really mean GiggleBits
>>78855565Cannot remember it's been a few years since i saw it there was some youtuber guy that was doing videos about studies on women being and acting like whores and it was pretty good content and very eye opening
If this fat closeted homo posts one more time I'm gonna do something terrible.
i went to that mental health worker guy and we told each other we were gay and he said he was in rehab because he's done the whole "get high at clubs" thing and said it was good that i got kicked out from that lgbt event because they were, quote, "snobby faggots" and that made laugh.anyways he's also in college so probably too busy for a bf. i'll go there when i actually have an emergency and not just to flirt with him. i can't imagine what acts of debauchery he's committed in his past but i liked his honesty.
>>78856822If you were both gay and you liked him why didn't you fuck him?
haha i have worms and u dont
>>78856855because i don't know him well enough to actually have a crush on him and i feel like i still have time to meet someone better suited for me
>>78856876Your hands look suspiciously gay
>sleeves extending past palmsdiamonds
I skipped dinner today, looks like I'm back to 2 meals/day. Bright side is that I'll lose weight.
>>78856876I want to kiss your hand nonny
Would you date a chubby boy if he has a cute face? Be honest please. My anti-psychotics made me gain a lot of weight. I'm not a whale but I have a stomach. It's really fucking me up that I'm not as thin as I used to be. I just wanted to be cute, man.
>>78857094of course! chubby boys are cute. more to hold!
>>78856876handposting slut
>>78856876https://youtu.be/sU7WCFHqIh0?t=39
>>78857094I don't do fatties, sorry. Very hard to have a cute face with all that fat
>>78855908Jeaus you talk like a spokesperson for the incel association
>>78855389It's like the opposite, no? Unless you like getting rejected, what's the point of chasing something you can't have ?
>>78857313And you sound like a fakecel whore that hates trucels
>>78857324not the anon but the only way it makes sense is if you get rejected while going after someone you percieved as lower than you, so if someone below your standards did it then it makes sense to sometimes shoot upwards even if it is only by a small margin
>>78857296That's understandable. I'm blessed to still have my same old face, but my stomach not being thin like it used to be really bothers me like I said.
>>78857355Maybe if you spent less time looking for studies and youtube videos that confirmed your biases and more time actually looking for a bf, you would have one by now. The swedish study might say a lot of things, none of which will be relevant to the guy with no dating experience
>>78857370Don't care didn't ask kys hue
>>78857356That seems like something only someone with already high standards would say. Let's be honest, if you never did anything, with anyone, your standards are probably crazy high.
>>78849463>Ps. Dr who is better than star warsStar wars and Dr who scratch a different itch so I enjoy each of them. Both being run into the ground is one thing they have in common
>>78857387"Very eye opening" said the guy with his eyes shut, immersed in the parallel universe of incel lore. I don't know what that swedish study said about whores, but what does it say about lonely virgins? You're so blind dude
whoa... over 2000 r9gay threads... I remember when I posted some dumplings I made back in 2018 in number #494... better times... (here are the dumplings).
how do i get a gf like kiraaaa
>>78857514why do i remember this, are you british perhaps or am i thinking of another foodposter
/r9gay/ didnt exist in 2018
>>78857538I am not British, so probably another foodposter, I gotta start foodposting more.
>>78857546The entire HRT discord cabal grooming circle was peak 2018 /r9gay/ lore
r9gay did exist in 2018, its just that you dont remember since you were 12
>>78857555oh yeah now i definitely believe you
>>78857514i want dumplings...
>>78857519Of all the places you can be a closet case , you choose the very gay thread. I'm genuinely fascinated by how much you fight against your gayness. Poor boy you must be so exhausted. Imagine having to keep the mask even in abject anonymity surround surrounded by fags
I had a weird dream of trying to drive a tiny quad-bike on a busy motorway, there were vampires nearby as well for some reason. Was not a fun dream so I'll be staying well away from quad-bikes, motorways and vampires
>>78857593sorry.how do i get a bf like kiraaaa?
>>78857645Empty words won't change how you feel, anon. To get a bf, you must achieve a mental state where you don't feel the need to pretend to be straight anonymously Then you download dating apps
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JISlh7et1w4 Feel for the night
>tfw no bf to make matching death guard or emperor's children marines for co-opI'm glad the objectives are straightforward so none of my teams ever use the text chat
>you are pretending to be gay>you are pretending to be straighteverytime with this thread
I'm looking forward to frostpunk 2, I'm a sucker for city builder/survival games.
saw this at the mall today
I prefer the lewd ones like 'I come in peace' and 'I'm peace'
>>78857886>I prefer the lewd ones like 'I come in peace' and 'I'm peace'Would you wear it or do you just find them amusing? I'd feel a little uncomfortable just looking at a hoodie with lewd text
>>78857864>yidsney isn't real
>>78857936maybe at home or with friends. Not out in public. Mostly I just think they're funny.
>>78857554Was the reiko stuff actually related to /r9gay/ in any way?
i take it back anoni take it back
theres 50 cent cheeseburgers til modnight cause its national cheeseburger day......
shame fast food this late at night will be trash otherwise I'd go to McDonalds this late.
>>78858047and mom fed me salmon instead. what a b*tch...
i had a flaming english teacher who called everyone cheeseburgers as in come along my little cheeseburgers...this was senior year of highschool
>>78858047Thanks but I already ate (stir fried green beans and pork)
>see documentary about homophobia in 2024 >mood ruineddamn conversion "therapists". Curse their fiends, their children too. And their children, forever true.
>>78858068Salmon is delicious and good for you especially with a squirt of lemon. Be glad you have a mom who feeds you healthy and nutritious foods rich in iron.
there should definitely be gay camps but instead of conversion it's just fun camp activities and letting the kids pair up and find bfs.
I wish I could join conversion therapy but then everyone would know my secret
snobby faggots
>>78858095Homophobes would read this and accuse you of heinous acts of grooming. There are camps like that, but they're 18+ and very sexually liberated environments so you would probably hate them. You can't always get what you want
>>78858088I want to try salmon but balk when I see the price. I have never had home cooked fish in my life.
Imagine if conversion therapy wasn't banned and homosexuality was still classified as a mental illness and we actually found a cure because of it how different would the world be?
>>78858026ehh, other than it being a gay thing to be a twink with hrt in 2018 and not exclusively tranny. i mean it still happens now! but it was mostly tied to r9gay because i think a link was shared here once i guess. also an avatarfag got /pol/ provoked and the threads got raided
>>78858106same but not because i want to do conversion therapy i just need some cool ex-gay friends to hang out with and stuff
>>78858116Story for christ sake everyone knows you're here, please man don't leave us in the dark like that. Not hearing updates from your life keeps me up at night
I've never eaten a cheeseburger. My ma hates cheese so I never tried it>>78858085>Curse their fiends, their children too. And their children, forever true.I didn't know mother kos felt so strongly about conversion therapists
>>78858088yeah it was tasty, but mom didnt even ask if i wanted a 50c cheeseburger
>>78858118>we actually found a cureyou really think that it exists?
>>78858139Well besides getting a jury duty summons nothing is happening. I did get a new pair of shoes today because my old ones had finally had it.
>>78858127exgay sounds like the opposite of cool. Can't you have gay friends and run with it?
>>78858116Save up, it is worth it. Or if you want a quick fish fix and don't feel like blowing your budget, try sardines, they're another excellent source of iron and go great on saltines.
>>78858118>Imagine if conversion therapy wasn't banned and homosexuality was still classified as a mental illness and we actually found a cure because of it how different would the world be?You can still find out the answer to all of those by moving to Russia or the middle east, minus the cure.
>>78858163So you still have money to go for a few years I reckon? Good boy. You never think about bringing someone over now that you have the house all to yourself? >>78858153
>>78858207Yes, I think about 3-5ish. No I never did. The place is very dirty and I would feel massively ashamed if anyone saw it, assuming I had anyone to come over and see it.
>>78858164uggh i guess, fine... so where are they
Wearing a collar and chain for my bf occasionally would be nice. We could watch something of my choosing, fuck and then I could go back to being my reserved uptight self
>>78858140mom hates raw onions so i didnt eat any until i was like 14
>>788582359 cats my dude. Hard to keep that clean.Is the dirtiness just an excuse? If by magic your house was impeccably clean, would you feel inclined to bring someone over?
>>78858243Everywhere. Didn't you go to pride this year? You just need one gay guy to plug you in his friend network. That first step is the hardest I recommend dating apps for that
>>78858270I would not feel comfortable having someone in my home until I knew them quite well. I can't get over that. Mom almost never had anyone over so I'm just not used to the idea.
>>78858235you should pay someone to clean your house and then never let it get dirty again
>>78858278no actually i was really busy during pride monthwhy would i try to find friends on a dating app wouldnt they want to go on a date?
>>78858285I'd need somewhere to take the cats in the mean time and people would have to see the house to clean it. I am doing tiny bits of cleaning, mainly on trash days I'll fill an extra bag with whatever junk I find. I'm barely keeping it at the same level.
>>78858335just put your cats in the garage. you dont have trash in the garage right
>>78858282What about the idea of going out to meet someone? You don't have the mom excuse no longer
>>78858314The point is to go on a date and make a friend. In fact with a bit of luck, the right amount of friendship and dating will produce a bf.
>>78858392I'm still very shy and nervous. It is better since I have to do everything myself now but I'm no where near a point where I could meet someone in a romantic way even in public.
>>78858185That's true but it would be more interesting to see in a white country rather than a 3rd world country
>>78858416Russia is a white country. Your racism doesn't help you get a bf
it actually kind of sucks how hard it is to just make gay friends
>>78858433I think that's a (you) problem, and the main problem is how little you leave your house vs how much time you spend interacting with other gays anonymously.
>>78858405eh? is this normal? going on dates to make friends? do you say its a friendly date at the start because that seems really awkward the other way
Having friends is such an alien concept to me. Hats off to those who don't just freeze when presented with and seek to escape social interaction
>>78858475>is this normal? going on dates to make friends?With a simple shift in perspective you can change everything. Instead of saying going to dates to make friends, try:> Befriending someone you went on a date withNow that's more like it. This simple change means a whole different intention. And yes it's very common you should try. .
>>78858504oh okay. yeah i know about that
>>78858575I wish you would try it. Anonymous communication is so meaningless, so vain, so short-lived. It's barely anything. I can't stand the thought that you have spent countless hours talking to gays here, but zero trying to get the gay guys who live near you
>>78858432>Russia is a white country.This may come as a shocker to you but slavic mongoloid mutt niggers from the eurasian steppe are not white because they are not europeans because they do not come from europe because they come from eurasia and have more in common with mongolians than europeans
i love my blonde hair blue eyes russian twink bf with cute feet
>>78858502i dont freeze or try to escape social interaction but i have nothing to say to anyone so i just leave as soon as it seems appropriate>>78858608i dont know what to do>download dating appsi did that before it didnt change anything
>>78858673>justi meant still
>>78858433I had a very sweet gay friend but he just randomly ghosted one day I think he got depresso and I didn't reply well enough to him being upset :c also it did start kinda lewd but I got a bf so that stopped so maybe cheating on the just friend thing
>>78858615>slavic mongoloid mutt niggersCircles inside circles. I guess they aren't white enough for you, but is anyone? It's funny how this autophagic behavior eats away most hate based groups. The requirements keep scaling up. At first they will say it's just white people. But then they'll say not all whites are white just right. The circle shrinks as it devours its lesser members. Many religions and dictatorships have fallen because of this behavior. With hate in mind, it's just never enough
>>78858673>did that before it didnt change anythingYou obviously need to talk to the people there and arrange a meeting with one of them. Downloading an app and staring at it won't do magic.
>>78858673>i have nothing to say to anyoneHave you tried the usual "hi how are you where are you from what do you like to do for fun" that's like 5-10 minutes worth of conversation right there. Leave the big guns for the first date, the two fundamental questions of any gay pairHow long have you knownDo your parents know
What if I'm ashamed of my hobbies/media/music taste because they're very weird/odd to normal people?
>>78858730This may come as a surprise to you but being white usually means to most people that your race and people come from europeFor instance most people would disagree with you and say that a 100% pure bred nigerian man with black skin is not white but you seem to think that anyone outside of europe can be white if they want to like it's picking a new gender pronoun
>>78858789>What if I'm ashamed of myThen we should address the underlying issue of you being ashamed of yourselfBecause I think it's completely related to you being ashamed of being gay. It's this preoccupation with what others will think, a luxury we gay people can't afford
>>78858809I won't bother, but I can just imagine a video from the streets of Moscow and in a sea of pale blondes with blue eyes, you screeching that they're not real whites, not the upper version, the superior breed. More like class b white. Better than niggers, but just not white in the right way
>>78858809say a child of migrants is born in Europe and speaks a European language as his first language. Compare him to an American who's last ancestor from that European country was 5 generations ago. Who has a better claim to being that nationality?
>>78858835It can be confusing seeing white people in russia all the time and then being told russians aren't white and it's a pretty simple answer the native russians aka slavs are not white or european but russia as a country has invaded and raped their way across eastern europe for the past 100 years under jewish marxism which is why there are real white europeans in russia and have been for a long time but you can still easily seperate the eastern european whites from the slavic non white russians because of their facial differences and other characteristics and a good example of this would be putin who is clearly slavic and a native russian and not white european
why does my bf have to work and sleep so much
>>78858883Since you specifically said nationality and not race or people or ethnicity obviously the migrant because nationality means nothing and can be applied to anyone from anywhere since it's just a citizenship
>>78858919a person born in Europe is a European, no?
>>78858928By nationality aka citizenship? Yes
>>78858741i have talked to people and arranged meeting before but then i feel embarrassed and ghost>>78858756i can do introductions and the minimum small talk. i just cant 'take my turn' without forcing myself to
>>78858973nah ur doing it right. fix them with two eyes like burning coals and make them talk. if u banish all care abt seeming weird then ur the one who will make them nervous.
>>78859188but i dont want to make them nervous. i already figure they just assume i dont care about what theyre saying, which isnt the case most of the time, i just dont have anything i want to say in response
>>78858928Is a pig born in a stable a horse?
what is your hair color
>>78859335i dont have hair
>>78859335medium brown hair
Good morning degenerates! HAIL!
>>78859335As for me? Its black and grey
bump for good luck
Love hate relationship with gaming lately. Some notable entries:>I am your beastDecent, short lvl based fps but I dislike having to get achievements and shit to unlock next levels instead of simply competing them so I dropped. It wasn't fun enough to replay them more than once or twice>what the car?Didn't expect much out of this silly physics platformer(?) racer(?) but was more than pleasantly surprised at how well it players and I just loved how silly it is. Very fun gimmicks very much enjoyed beating it. Shame their previous game called what the golf sucked (played it after this one)>Lollipop chainsawCurrently playing 3/6 chapters, it's silly and fun for the most part. Had some issues early but once I got used to the controls and paid more attention to bosses it was more enjoyable.>grapple dog cosmic caninesAlmost beat 3rd boss and lost in the dumbest way at the very end so I paused this and started loli. Will pic it up after I'm done with it, unless I start something else in between but will play more at some point in the near future.Out of upcoming games this month I'm super excited for karate kid and go Joe beat em ups. Let's heccin goooooooo
I meant to say g.i. joe whatever
>>78860050>>78860074My ftm gf can't stop shitting herself, what do?
>tfw cat covers her face with paws
>>78860323good luck granted
>>78849207>boys there's a rat in the triadsIs there a more busted move than the leg snapping ?
peppibot rank attempt today
There's a storm in my area and I am loving it; the sounds and smells always soothe me
Why did god make me a top and then give me a tiny sissy white boy clitty now i can't have sex with anyone because my penis is under 8 inches long
>>78861899Is it at least above 6 inches?
>>78861911No since i'm white my penis is small and everyone else has a bigger penis than me
>>78861918>am white says the jew
>>78862087Why would you think that i'm jewish? i'm not meow or brad take it back
I wish Crona would come use me as a pillow during a comfy storm.
I'm ordering a pizza tonight. It's been a week but I've gotten fast food twice so I've been bad.
>>78849072I had a guy who wanted me to be a bull for his wife, but it didn't really go anywhere. He wanted me to come over to his place, but I didn't have a car at the time. I should've pestered him to bring his wife over to my place.
painting my nails for the first time in weeks, it feels good to be me again
>>78859335Reddish light brown
I wish I had a bf so we could paint our nails together and be cute.
>>78859335Naturally red (Pic related)
>>78863318https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EY39fkmqKBM
>>78859663apostle i have been expecting you.
>>78859335somewhere around a59268-b39a6c, sorta dark blonde
>got beat up for painting my nails>never do it again
>>78863860Maybe bullying is the cure for homosexuality after all
>78858608>Anonymous communication is so meaningless, so vain, so short-livedGuys should I post pics when my friend I met in these threads (with archivelinks) come to visit me next year to prove the bot wrong or does it even matter since he would repeat the same things he always does regardless?
>>78858615>more in common with mongolians than europeansLike blond hair and blue eyes? Tell me you're amerimutt without telling me you're amerimutt
>>78864023>UMMM ACTUALLY ANYONE CAN BE EUROPEAN EVEN IF THEY AREN'T FROM EUROPE AND HAVE 0% EUROPEAN DNA YOU STUPID HECKIN CHUD!!!
>>78864023i havd blond hair and blue eyes and im not european
>>78863299Same. I really like purple, blue, and glitter nail polish, but I'm not sure how that would look on my nails and I still have to deal with my fundamentalist family. God, I hate the hand I have been dealt in life
>>78863993you should kill yourself for trying to come up with an excuse to brag about your life to us
>>78864109I don't need an excuse. Eat shit and die retard
my sinuses hurt from sniffling....i need to vacuum this whole place. my gma cant see the dust and my mom doesnt care.
>>78864101What did your family say when you told them that you had sex with a mtf tranny?
When someone says they have a bubbly butt what does that mean? Do they mean they have diarrhea?
>>78864196I would never tell them about my sex life; that's just asking to be disowned
>>78864258Do they even know that you're gay?
i am not gay and i am not black
>>78864470It's not funny why are you even still posting here
>>78864492it wasn't a jokei'm the founder of this general
I've never had a bf because I cannot be managed
>>78864532But you're a gay faggot nigger so how can it not be a joke?
>>78864543no i isn't
>>78849062mentall illness and the only way to repent is death.
>>78864624everyone dies so i guess were fine
>>78864624or you can just stop being gay. don't be so dramatic queerboy
My balls ache and my penis yearns...
>>78864624>trannys>lesbians>niggers and latinxsnow show me the gay white male stats
>>78864673for freedom!?
>>78864863More so for twink ass and not really for freedom since i'm not into chastity
Only to have that motherfucking animal Optimus kill my kid brother Skywarp
>>78864897would you wear the cage 24/7 and send me hourly pics for a chance of twink bussy
>>78864932That's a hard question to answer because if i said no that would make me a vocel
>>78865052whats wrong with being volcel
>>78865108I am a trucel not a volcel and i am incapable of being a volcel
>>78863993>when my friend I met in these threads (with archivelinks) come to visit me next yearYou'll be back here to cry about being ghosted again.
>>78865132oh. im a volcel. does that mean we are enemies or am i like your alpha boss
>>78865198It means that you're better than me and that you mogg me and that no one has it worse than i do
>>78865234but does that make you hate me or admire me and want curry favor for me
i can speak english
>>78865269Both at the same time and i do like curry flavor
>>78865294im leaving now because i messed up my post. bye
soft smooth r9gay feetsies
i bet anon has silky smooth soles but a layer of black fur on the top of his feets
My feet are hairless but my nails aren't cute. also what size feet do you want your bf to have?
>>78865464cut your nails and let me sniff your perfect feet
always with the smelling. u ruin my day.
>>78865464im a 10.5US what size feet should my bf have?im also A+, cancer, and my favorite color is seagreen
>>78865493right now I got nail fungus and athlete's foot that keeps coming back.
>>78865552please give me athlete's foot on my face
i like guys who use big words like lembick, animadvert and homeostatic
>>78865604lembick? what is that 2 syllabels
>>78849062funnily enough I can only ever sit true neutral and every RPG char I've ever rolled in my life was true neutral lol
>>78865346An anon getting embarrassed over his post can be cute sometimes
at least I got 5 bucks off my pizza... ex lg so I'll have quite a bit left over.
>>78865464I don't care about the size it's more about the shape and how cute the toes look
im exhausted, time to head homedo you guys enjoy walks?
>>78865672You can't eat an ex lg in one go?
>>78865885Nope, I used to be able to get to like 3/4 of it at most. Now I try and stop at about 1/4 to a 1/3 to save more of it for later meals.
>>78865800i havent been outside in a week
>>78865623its distilled from alembic
for some reason im feeling completely monsterous...might make cookies
Cooking with your fbf does seem like a really soothing and calming experience and one that i will never have
I would cook for my bf every day with no issues, he could chill doing whatever. As long as he cleaned up because I hate that part.
>tfw you will never be a skinny emo boyits geniuely so over.
I sit chaotic evil to stimulate hair growth but I lounge chaotic neutrally
told off a prick today :)
well come on, tell red-4chan the story of how you r/epicrevenge'd the karen. everyone will clap at the end we promise.
>>78866316What did you say to the penis when you told it off?
>noooooo you can't get ghosted irl noooooo if you didn't get ghosted online you're lying I'm very smart
>>78866138what's stopping you anon?>>78865800my dog doesn't like to go on walks anymore
I wish I could go back in time and go fully emo without caring what my mom+grandparents thought. Let them scream at me and clutch pearls and moan about what their church friends would think.
>>78866336a guy insulted my dog in front of kids so i insulted his parenting and he just walked away
>>78866424insulted in what way? Did he call you a dirty spic 3ds?
>>78866452you ever watch the ripped pants episode of spongebob
>>78866407i wish i kissed the cute skater boy
>>78866117u have it backwards. making cookies is a monsterous act and leads to damage
>>78866407why do u need to go back in tiem
>>78866683because that was nearly 20 years ago now.
i wish that all of my teenage years didn't suck
i genuinely do not understand how relationships work, i was never in a situation where it was ever possible or appropriate for me to approach a guy
anyone of you want to be my mom im getting tired of the first one
Wouldn't it be weird to call a boy mommy?
ive never called my mom 'mommy' either but no
Good morning lads, how are ya all today? Dear leader is awake.
>>78864258Never do it. My roastie sister acted mentally retarded too many times in a row and now almost everyone shuns her and never visits. Her only friends are literal cokeheads and she males now, and no, not cute femboys, like ugly post-wall drug addled trannies.
>>78866956>i was never in a situation where it was ever possible or appropriate for me to approach a guyHave you like never tried dating apps before? That's the situation maker right there
>>78867282would she be cute if she was a girl again?
>>78867303I'm not using dating apps.
>>78867303>>78867332I'm also not debating this with you btw
do they have a dating app for virgins only
been a few months but my leg is hurting again. fucking great, here we go again.
>>78867168just waking up and what about you?
and tonight we have teriyaki chicken served with rice and a side of cabbage sesame salad
>>78849062Neutral evil apparently
Finished reading another book, being able to sleep through the night would be nice but there are worse ways to spend a night than with a book
I hope I don't have to deal with months more of leg pain, I hate that more than anything. I was fine for several months...
>>78867545uhh theyre called cheeze-its
i mean cheez-its
>>78867729>>78867735we haven't got cheezits but I can add a slice of american to your rice
>>78867758you can just leave it on the side
You can suck the liquid cheese out of my zits if you want
>>78867817well now that's just unpleasant
thats okay im full. now im going to gulp some water and search for tonights entertainment
>>78866708or maybe back then was just 20 yrs too early for you? like what has even changed
>>78867624why are you reading at night? thats a morning activity
>>78867863just finished this season! wtf was up with the ufo???
>>78867899Reading outside at night is relaxing and by morning I'm usually too tired to read>>78867920I assumed the ufo was a hallucination or something along those lines though fargo does sometimes have seemingly inexplicable elements so it could just be aliens.
>>78868006it definitely wasn't a hallucination everyone there saw it
late night snack+heavily acidic pizza+soda=likely horrible idea but here goes.
i got an extra snack too
>>78868183what r u snacking on?today at the store i saw little skittles in a mini m&ms style tube...i was tempted but then i thought no thats lame
>>78868196i got a handful of baking chocolates. i would prefer skittles
>>78868205those are far baking anon...but i like to eat them too. i likr skittles when i was a kid and they were making new flavors all the time it seemed like...berry..smoothie...what do they even do now. just farm us.
I ate all my fun sized milky way I refuse to buy more until at least the first of October. I've already eaten 5 bags of them.
if i had baking xhocolate right now i would make.......chocolate chipper oatmlea cookies.
>>78868231my favorite is mini 100 grand bars or it WAS until they madde them worserr. now for me its jcsndy or nothing.
>>78868224yeah i remember that too. chewy fruity candy is the best, but i dont pick the candy i just deal with whats here
>>78868276but u cant let them abuse u man. f theres nothing good or new u have to take nothing. like cant u basically just eat skittles in ur mind at thjs point.
>>78868285i could but all of the skittles taste like baking chocolate
>finish a 45 minute pve game>server disconnects before I get my expThat's it I'm playing kotor until the servers aren't so fucked
>>78849062NG in public, NE in private
Help, I saw my boyfriend laugh and now I have the ick. How do I get rid of the ick, I liked him so much before this.
>>78868403At least he still laughs. I never laugh anynore
im still in love with a straight man who i haven't spoken to in half a decade and i think about him for hours every day and miss him and cry over and fantasize about him liking me back it just hurts so much but it's the only thing that makes me feel good so i keep doing itwhen does the pain go awayhe was everything to me
>>78868471i can't remember anyone i've fallen in love with
>tfw no bf to sit outside with to watch the sky change colour as it slowly gets lighter
>>78868471Sometimes I think about my cute neighbor across the street, I should text him.
can a virgin have a slut body
>>78868500sounds like a blessing>>78868524is he straight? straight men are evil
>>78868552no everyone can tell
>>78868574how can a body with visible hip bones and squishy thighs not be slutty.
some bodies are slutty by nature even if the person is a virgin. the body is asking for sex by being shaped like a slut.
>>78868601>>78868650delusional virgins
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lFUDk5G_1s8>tfw no bf to listen to depressing indie rock music and cuddle during
>>78868650is that why my dad touched my penis and stared at my ass in the shower
>>78868775hard to saythat happened to me as well but im hideous
>>78868824samemaybe my dad has shit taste
my dad has a huge gigantic penis and i inherited average
>>78868830maybe you just reminded him of mom
>>78868851it may be genetic, how big is your mom's penis?
been many many years since i seen dads penis but it didnt leave any impressions so its probably small. mine however...
>>78868875as big as his
what is the evolutionary advantage of little pp
>>78868930high rates of ejaculation, and that means many birth rates.
>>78868930It's aerodynamic and easier to fit in pants
Why did you see your dad's penis???Oh you're gay>>78868930To more easily fit into mouth
>>78869021was visiting some family and we stayed at the guest house. he sleeps with a towel only. woke up early about the same time he did. and i saw the horse dick swinging, *woosh* *woosh* *swoosh* before he managed to towel up again. his face got red. i was in a state of shock but i managed to have my breakfast without thinking about the big salami in his pants. from that point on i have a sort of bitter resentment towards my missing inheritance.
the massive ego boost i could be having and im stuck with average. i cope with people who say>it is not all it is cracked up to be>it hurts>it gets in the wayetc.
>>78868930it's comfy>>78869080i love having a small penis
>>78869174this helps, maybe we are all alright with the body were given. it could always be worse.
>>78869177could be a w*man, and thus never experience gay sex with men. it would be hell
>>78869188i think as a woman we would have more chances with men... not advocating gender bullshit just stating the fact. i think i would rather be an average male than an average woman. heaven forbid an ugly woman that is the worst caste in the human hierarchy.
Installed kotor and a half dozen other games so that should help stave off any feelings of loneliness or boredom for a while.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GEvLye15sq0
>>78869232you ever see images like these and you imagine all the people and furniture missing or you are somewhere empty and you wonder about all the echos of voices those halls had once had and the laughter, or the hatred, and the fights, or the smiles and even crying that was once contained in those walls. the life spent by the humans inside these shells and think... you are just walking through a viscous passage of time and space as an outcast in life? never once experiencing the experience these boxes had experienced?
>>78869204Why do you think so low of ugly women, small penis anon?
the feeling is akin to being in threads of old that somehow are still up and intact for years and even a decade or more. people once filled those forums and people once had troubles they needed help with or interests at some point or time and you are just revisiting their words, their digital echos left behind. to live life without living in life and in the digitized world only able to observe it...
>>78869516because imagine what they feel? i could cope with being an ugly male, but an ugly female in a world where women are on a pedestal, it would feel like not being able to meet a standard that is expected of you real suicide fuel. i do not dislike them nor like them for they are female, but i pity them.
>>78869528They still have more options that even good looking homos. Why is your pp small?
>>78869551because it would look bad if it was not.
>>78869506Not exactly but I often consider how my life compares to that of others with a tinge of jealousy and dream about all the things I have yet to do. If you think too much about all the people who've lived and died, their thoughts, dreams and experiences your head is like to ache.
>>78869595ya man it really hurts my soul to ponder it but it feels a little nostalgic for things i never felt.
>tfw no bf to watch the penguin premier withMy expectations are low but I like colin farrel so I hope it isn't utter tripe
>>78849062Neutral evil
Setting myself a little task for today. Found my old Blackberry I used to have years ago after watching way too many videos about 'dumbphones' so I've decided to try and restore it and get it working one way or another... wish me luck fellas
>>78870053Try replacing the battery first.
>>78870079Battery was replaced once when I tried to restore it just over a year ago so assuming it should still be good to carry on hopefully. All else fails I'll just have to buy another one on ebay
My staff warned me not to be condescending to anon
>tfw your wizarding staff has yet to arrive
>>78870193You're supposed to conjure it yourself, it's one of the first tests.
Oh Mai goddo
>>78870202i am only a level 29 mage... i was never an acolyte so how could i known this?
>hair looks great after showering>forgot the razor so couldn't shave>would probably be too lazy to shave and would rather game>took pics anyway, imagine how it would look better asithout the facial hair and rage
>>ideal bf>ideal original bf
>>78868509Help, my tranny attention seeking gf is perplexed by receiving attention. what do?
>>78870317she needs to kill herself holy shit
>>78849062 chaotic evil and lines up
>>78864354Uh oh jonah, drunk britfag and the rest 25 of you britshits are done for
>>78868042>tfw you finally get a gf and she turns out to be an incel >tfw you already had sex with her
>>78849062Normally neutral good, but when drunk I go CN, CE, or NE
>tfw no fellow cosplaying bf to sit on and bully
>>78870688same anon same... minus the sitting and bullying.
>>78870693Not even stepping on him?
>>78870776no not even stepping on him
Not me though, I'm nice!
I'm nice too I just like to choke and spit on the one I love <3
>>78870507FUARK. IT'S SO FUCKING OVER.
>>78870688that perfectly unused sponge is fucking with me.
who puts a microwave over a washing machine...
>tfw no keen eyed sponge autist bf
>tfw that tfw post was about you
>tfw that tfw post was not about you
>tfw that tfw post was made by you
>tfw that tfw post was read by you
nothing better than turning my brain off and watching pakis get into car crashes on instagram reels
>tfw tfw poster is aware
>tfw jonah wants that paki cock
Is joining a femcel discord a good way to find a gf?
>tfw he doesn't look like the anime boy in his pfp
>tfw no fellow tfw no bf poster bf to keep the tradition alive
>tfw that would be really cute desu
GIWTWMneed more cutesy items to wear
>tfw no bf who does not have a caricature pfp
>tfw no bf to watch the sun come up with
>>78871556>tfw jonah does not want that paki cock and just finds watching paki car crashes funny
>tfw boys look like this online>tfw no one looks like this irl
>>78871718>tfw jonah is a racist yet he is addicted to paki cocks
>>78871718Would you ever date a black guy or a paki?
>>78871736ugh i got caught oh nooooo>>78871744honestly, i have no idea. probably not but if i somehow fall in love with one then maybe? the only people i've ever crushed on have been white though
>>78872039new thread>>78872039watch what you say around my dad edition>>78872039we cant do that here edition...>>78872039
