Class 507 edition
>>79099954RIP class 507s, very based trains
When we gonna have a DVD edition? I like trains as much as the next spakker but we need some diversity.
>>79099981we have alot of trains to get through before we move onto DVDs
Nutting on Ruth
>>79099994I wouldn't mind. Kiss her on the lips afterwards too. Then lick her pussy.
>>79099954What a fucking ugly looking train. This is part of what I hate about this fucking shithole country - half the pics you take of it you literally can't tell if it's England or some decrepit post-Soviet eastern euro hellhole.
>>79100019dont say that about my beloved class 507s!
>>79099968for me it's their glaswegian cousins the class 314s (also rip)
On my usual long saturday walk but its started raining now
>tfw a class 142 will never make you feel seasick againfucks sake
>>79099994>>79100016She wouldn't want lads like you lot even if you're close to her age. You don't share the same values.
Every day we gooning is a good day.
>>79100073Fuck off you little faggot. I'll tie the cunt down, put a gag in her mouth and fuck her arse so hard shit starts flying out her mouth.
>>79100073What kind of values?
Ruthmong what die you get banned for?
>>79099929U go out for a night walk nd get these horrific warehouse wagie shocking bright daylight sun white LED lights burning your retinas out. They wont be happy until night time is banned nd every inch of the country is a 24/7 amazon kiosk. Its sick.
Ruths cold autumnal tuppence
>>79100131i heard ruths pubes turn orange and fall off at this time of year
>>79100107Nah you wouldn't get past me. I'd knock you down. She doesn't want scum like you in her life.>>79100108A good person wouldn't need to ask that.>>79100117What you talking about?
>ruthmong warming up to give anon a bellybouncing to end all bellybouncings
Reminds me of the white flood lights that's on @ night in schools when my school bullies were doing whatever football thing it was they always did @ night for some reason. That was like a lighthouse telling me 2 avoid that place. Now everywhere is those lights. Fucking rank.
>>79100127The old lights are max womfy tbqh lad, although the new LED ones can look neat when there is a heavy fog
bored to tears by everything, everything sucks, games suck, movies suck, porn and eating sucks, at least sleep is alright, think this is just what getting older is like and why 50 year olds dont give a fuck about anything
I went to Waitrose earlier. Me and Ruth would get on very well.
Ruby decided not to do her PhD at Oxford for her "mental health".
>>79100165Don't know who that is but I'll fuck her pussy so hard her labia will end up round her tits.
>>79100140I'd slap you with my passport
>>79100140Lots of your posts got deleted and you didnt post for a couple of days.
>>79100161I've never been in one due to my class level.
Friendly reminder that Ruthmong was a normalshit back in college
Wooops posted in the old thread. How embarrassing.
>>79100151Cus the old 1s simulate candles nd fire @ night it comforts our soul into sleepy time. The new ones are straight up day-time sunlight. Like we're awake 24/7 classic clockwork orange style. Clockwork white LED.
>>79100206fucks sake lad have a word with yourself
>>79100156The only things left to look forward to are sadly unobtainable (sex and love). Life isn't worth caring about.
Truth coming out nowhttps://youtu.be/ib9QiHwIP80?t=266
>>79100203I left school at 16 and didn't do anything.
>>79100208not defending the new lights but they are much better to see at night while driving
Average white guy desu
So depressed. Not right
listen fellas, why aren't suicidal people just more rational? yeah?
>>79100127One of the streets in my town got new lights lately, they are victorian era lamps, you can tell the light temperature has obviously been tweaked to mimic old viccy era oil lamps of the time.Pretty sure the guy in charge of light fixtures at my local council is a mega autist, in a good way though.
what's going on crosslad?vent a bit if you want (genuinely interested inasmuch as anonymous BBS poster person can be)
If u think in probability most ppl arent depressed losers. Most ppl arent born autistic nd never reach 6ft. All these nerf stats gathered 2gether in 1 person. If u really think about it. In a group of 20 ppl like say a school year 1 of those ppl has to be rhe depressed loser. Its a role. Most ppl have no experience of that life. They can't even imagine it. Isnt it amazing that you'd just happen 2 end up being that 1 person. Out of endless possibilities. Its really amazing when u think about it. What's the chances.
What's the point working if you don't enjoy it? I'd rather be homeless.
obese sister fuming that lizzo has lost weight
>>79099214raging anti-semite from /pol/ here. If anything, it's the reverse, your overpowering hatred of muslims doesn't allow you to see Jews and IsraeI as the bigger enemy
Are there any actual decent f2p games? Tried Warframe and it was bollocks.
Time to visit a friends house and be ignored by everyone as they sit in watching the most brain dead tiktok videos on a fucking loop (at max volume) If i had any backbone id tell everyone to fuck off and just never leave the house but that is another level of grimness i probably couldnt cope with
If u randomised d&d roll nd it came out complete garbage shit in EVERYTHING you'd think thats not possible. Surely he's at least[...]? Nope. Nope. Not that either. Its all bad. Imagine the chances. Imagine some ppl get 1 flaw that ruins their whole life nd for (You) it's only 1 little thing amongst everything. I mean it's amazing.
>>79100211sex is always a disappointment, you dont want sex, you want someone to look at you and desire you, which for most is sadly impossible especially as we age and become increasingly bitter, it wouldnt help anyway, relationships always end, things always sour. theres a laundry list of people i just fucked everything up with because i thought being "loved" by them would fill the void somehow and it never does.its all a bit absurd innit
>>79100340>i thought being "loved" by them would fill the void somehow and it never does.same here lad, caused much emotional damage to myself in my early 20s because of that
>>79100335>be ignored by everyone as they sit in watching the most brain dead tiktok videos on a fucking loop (at max volume)That did make me laff thru my deep sadness. Have a nice day
What would you say to Scottish lass if you noticed her at the gym?
I believe tiktok videos auto loop. V annoying. I got the app b4 to make feet webms. It's like endless stimulation.
>>79100363>Is there something wrong with the lights in here?
>>79100329No they're all there to grab your money. Maybe Fallout Shelter.
>>79100380Girls do this thing where they turn off some of the lights unless there's attractive men around.
>>79100335The more I try to socialise and be forward with people the more they slip through my fingers. hang out with some people? oh cool, fun, they never ring you and only want to hang if you initiate literally everything. all nice to my face then they fuck off and I never hear from them again, I'm literally surrounded and swarmed by people but have never felt more alone and unwanted.Think I'm just another one of God's cruel jokes, very hypersocial but unable to express it or have it meaningfully reciprocated in any way so I just have to writhe in my sad isolation.
Gym celebrated "Mental Health Day" on the 10th by having a free trial day for anyone who wanted it. Also posted some cringey video with clips of people working out and some girl narrating about how you're not alone, we all have problems etc blah blah.Just find it a bit hypocritical for them to say and post such things. Oh, it's sad no one asked how you are? Yeah, well, ask how I am bitch. Oh you don't, ever! Fuck you!>>79100329Not really. Warframe is good as it gets for F2P stuff I think. Try OSRS if you are into MMO's. Path of Exile if you like Diablo type stuff I guess. Not into it meself. Genshin Impact is way too easy so I found it boring but I can see the appeal if you want an easy game to zonk out in front of.
>>79100404you have to embrace it, talk to people for no reason, with no expectation, ive found that i tend to succeed more when i stop needing things to happen and just go with the flow
>>79100404Thats sad. U write good. Hope u find a fren >>79100363Imagine Australian crosslass in this kino lighting,, shed look like an angel probably
>>79100408I've tried all of them. Genshin was fun for a while. Played 1000s of hours of RS back in the day so no thanks. Path of Exile I do like but I despise the overly complicated retarded levelling tree. You basically have to follow a guide which I think is lame.
I once leaned in for a kiss with a girl who had been flirting with me for weeks and she turned away. Little did she know she turned me into a supervillain that very day.
Filtering mongs
>>79100452She's probably taken many photos in the gym of her super slim body. Only 5ft though.
Gundam worth watching?
Must feel so good being a pretty white girl and pretending you have mental health issues.
>>79100460Men act, graft and initiate, women react and respond with the flick of a wrist.This inherently makes them agents of Satan.
>>79100363Mad how u can tell this is strictly a place for normal ppl just looking at it. This whole interior oozes neurotypy. Off limits. Grim.
>That girl who made videos about how she had social anxiety and was all alone>Got tons of views and then started travelling across the USA all by herself>Still claiming social anxiety>Also got a bf quicklyLOL
>>79100536Huge open plan yes. I'd hate to be there trying to do my thing with other people looking at me and possibly making sarcastic comments as they walk past.
>>79100363Like imagine having a brain where u look at somewhere like this nd tbink yeah I fancy going there or it's just a normal place to go. Instead of a nightmare torture hell. We cant even count as the same species at some point.
>Planning to go to 2 different shops today>Google traffic shows big red line and roadworks between the 2
Might watch some Pretty Cure.
>>79100497is she really? that doesn't sound right. I guess it's all that goyslop she eats
>>79100559You a nonce or summin?
Lots of lads didn't get to go to Disneyland as a child and now can't as an adult. No problem for women though.https://youtu.be/9GxC_5RyECQ
Ruthmong pretends to have mental health problems as an excuse for being lazy.
>>79100536ngl the white walls, harsh light and amorphous clusterfuck of gym equipment actually triggered my fight or flight.
Sub5 Swedish guy got third world roastie using him for citizenship. Its easy. Just get 1million youtube views.
imagine having a mental breakdown because you lose your PIP, actually happenend to a poster here
>>79100619Which poster was that?
So bravehttps://youtu.be/MdIewEu03aM
>>79100586Me? I went as a child. During the Paris Riots.
me posting my gimmicks on britfeel
>>79100635HHL, its the reason why he's in a spacker home.
>>79100560Yes you can see on that video recently where she tours some hotel room. She is tiptoeing to reach up to a cupboard.
How much cash do you usual carry on you?
If he's on PIP he's not entering my slit.
>>79100647really is shameful the way they use such a debilitating disorder like this for cheap attention. If I was a functional successful person I'd never admit to having autism
>>79100598I'm lazy because of my mental health and not getting love.
>>79100745Youre just a mong
Running out of juice me, need to call a guy
I've never been abroad.
Can we just go 2 sleep forever nd forget any of this happened
I was awarded PIP yesterday and I expecting a large back payment. What am I supposed to do with it? I feel paranoid that the DWP will be monitoring my spending. I feel like PIP is a double edged sword.
>>79100858Support the vidya industry.
>>79100858It is a double edged sword, not in the way ur thinking though. U can spend it however you want
>>79100879But the DWP will be able to monitor claimants spending habits soon when the law comes into place some time next year. What happens if they see that Im spending my bennies on stupid video games.
I've never had sexual relationships.
https://youtu.be/CK1zCi0z_Hk
Sanford Lane LIVEhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0fxPDzmeobE
>>79100936>TOMMY TOMMY ROBINSONKEK
>>79100858Spend it how you like feller. My backlog was about 2000 which went on my PC. Runs out September next year so I'll be going through the process again next year. I expect to get more money from it this time since I'm savvy to how they twist your words and stuff.
>>79100936What is it about people today that makes them every weekend, on repeat, listen to music from when they used to go to clubs in their youth and drink as if they were still there. My parents do this too just not on the street. Grim. People need to grow up bloody sick of it me.
Hahahahahah my fellow Redditors we have won the internets with this one today!!!
>>79100962peoples music doesn't change much as they get olderm, maybe a little but not by much
>>79100969It's not even so much static music taste or the occasional nostalgia trip that annoys me. But every weekend? Move on bro. Tragic.
grew up just thinking jews was just this other religion, like protestantsnow that i'm older and a bit wiser? yeah, still the same
Grumpy one here didn't like getting dismissed.https://youtu.be/-wdormBT7mQ
I get a letter from DWP saying to do a survey (not done).Get a letter from some ministry of housing asking about some survey about renting.Hmm, and I'm not supposed to think it's related? I'm wondering how long till I'm kicked off the bennies train.
>>79100962it's that lad who had long hair, that was his thing, now he's bald.the balding part is fine, whatever. he still has his guitar? think he's a musician. he's still there.
a relaxing autumnal evening drive to kfc, sir? it is the weekend after all, is it not?
>>79101020Think the auditors sister came in near the end and ruined him being the tough guy. Maybe not a good idea to film in your own town is it?
Fat lads here will never know the feel of having cold feet.
I want to start doing filming on night walks.
sent my apu out to traverse the high street in search of nintendo cardboard and potential cex trade in fodder in charity shops
>>79101145put some fluffy woolly socks on you daft sod
imagine rightif lamppostswere people
>>79101178we choose to go to cex, not because it's womfy but because it is hard
>An intimate relationship is an interpersonal relationship that involves emotional or physical closeness between people and may include sexual intimacy and feelings of romance or love
still bothering me that i've bothered an anon. like i've upset the status quo. not that /britfeel/ should be a hivemind. i'm on 4chan.org and i'm two years off the anime, don't miss it. miss the idea of it desu-dess.if i could ask a favour of yous who partake in the standard local cultural pastimes, any good auditing videos lately? not into the SSM stuff myself but i like a good audit.>>79101229>Categories: Narrative constructs
>Gingerlass
Does anyone have a list of britfeel posters who have died? Ideally with their cause of death
>>79101310i've got that to hand lad can easily shot it to you, just have to ask>Ideallywhy?
kebab then is it
I don't even know when my PIP runs out. I think I'm on it indefinitely, same with ESA. I've been on it for years and never had to reapply or have a reassessment.
>>79101400you'll get a spooky letter at random ladthere's no system, it's just the fates
*informs the apus that alex salmond has died*
I reckon a good new culture war/political ideology to get into is neo-ludditeism. 19th century Luddites in England hated new tech because it wrecked the power of the working class. What I want is a political party that is expressly anti-tech. No digital tech. No thinking machines. Like in Dune. Technology is the antithesis of masculinity. Technology makes everyone very dependent on it and therefore makes everything fragile.The Amish will take over the world.
why the fuck did i think of Alexei SayleAlexei Sayle is still alive, apus
>>79101434What the fXJ
>>79101446some sort of solid 'analogue' (even-if-it-technically-isn't) infrastructure would be sound. so we could have phones and that, maybe even the internet, but it's all cables.fuck all this digital sorcery. if you told people there was an aether passing information through the air around you, they'd treat you like that's completely ordinary everyday life. and that's not on.
Us whitebois can't compete. We aren't even men. All we can do is feminize ourselves and work to bring money to our black masters and raise the children they have with white women.#whiteboimoment
Corr prepped the other shit for being sent out tomorrow just now did i notGoddamn unemployed skitzoid boomeroid slamming shit around of course during the other call as well just as predicted
>>79101434He unironically died doing what he loved
>>79101506Shame that Kagney blew her brains out
>Categories: Israeli /britfeel/ posters
>Alex Salmond died
>>79099994Nutting in Ruth's tuppence
>>79101519i would NOT be in this category because i am English(something you can't say lol)
>>79101514keeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeekHot white western woman. Life on easy mode. Still fails.
>>79101506>whitebois can't competeLol. Lmao even
>>79101538Nutting on your bed sheets
>>79101506There's so many tuppences that are nearly perfect innies but get ruined by a slight gap at the top or a bit of pink hanging out at the bottom like this. Would rather they just had beef curtains than the disappointment of an almost-innie.
England needs a Pol Pot Khmer Rouge style leader.Genocide of minorities.Genocide the educated middle classes. Destroy universities, schools, places of distributing abstract information and thinking. Force city people into countryside to work as rural peasants. Entire society consisting of white rural working class English people working on communal farms overlooked by party officials.
Having a shower then I'm off to the local for a few jars. Garn order a wizza when I get back.
>>79101575You will never see a fanny IRL
>>79101585Bag status?
>>79101589I've seen over 20 IRL matey
>>79101610>I've seen over 20 IRL
Would love a few properly poured draught pints but I'm a pooroid.
>>79101585No hangover helper lad? Hv a nice night
Abstraction is the basis of so much of what we call intelligence. There are things to the concrete world - things we can see, touch, hear and smell. Things like planets, dogs and people. There are things that exist only in the mind as concepts or specifically abstractions. Things like numbers, geometric shapes, words, abstract descriptions like love or war or something like that.Yukio Mishima said that words are a medium through which reality can be reduced to abstraction for transmission to out reason. But in that reduction exists the danger that the words themselves will also be reduced. If so, we should perhaps be wary of abstraction and so intellectualism.Excessive abstraction from nerds is destroying our culture and society. The genius of our people comes from the soil and the Earth and the muscle. What worth is a man with all the reasoning powers who has never put a hammer to fucking nail? Think about how damaging the abstraction of words and reason is. What happens when an immovable object meets an unstoppable force? The sentence makes sense but the concept is bullshit. The hypothetical abstraction does not exist. Abstraction makes us forget basic truths. We need to Genocide the nerds and create a society of working class agrarian farmers.
i'm in my 30s and still worried i can't get served. not because i look young, i'm a mess, but because i'm a nervous wreck. i might also be a murderer. how would you even know?
>>79101400Anon be warned. ESA is changing over to Universal credit soon. Youll be receiving a letter soon telling you about the transition. Once you receive the letter youll have to make a new claim for universal credit. https://www.benefitsandwork.co.uk/news/esa-to-uc-migration-%E2%80%93-your-questions-answered
>Categories: Farmfoods employees
Wish I had sex with a black girl lads.
>>79101654They've been saying this for years. Does it apply to NI?
scared i've set crosslad on a categories path, when what he really needs is a warm fucking hug.
>>79101654What a laugh they want you to pay. Taking advantage of dossers
i want to kiss and cuddle with crossfag while we watch japanese cartoons and fondle each others erections
Online PIP training
>>79101649What if some1 buying a big kitchen knife u know how you have 2 bring the thing to the counter there isn't just knives lying about in tesco. So if ur working there nd some1 comes up wanting to buy a fuck off knife nd he has valid ID old enough but he looks like a total psycho. Mad scars on his face. What's the wagie script here. Nd if he goes out nd ""draws blood" are you kind of responsible for not saying anything. Bt what if you said something nd ended up one of the victims. Sorry am not selling you this knife. How. Well you're old enough bt you look fucking mental. It grey area.
>>79101538She wouldn't want your low iq sprogs.
Meanwhile I get asked ID for paracetamol Communist shithole
>>79101644Didn't really drink much last night to cause a hangover de lid. Even tonight I'm not going hard, keeping meself fresh for tomorrow. Fancy a dominoes tonight me, been a while since I had one.
>>79101702yeah it's mental i know they're just going about their day and power to them. just buying knives. not like i'm gonna stab anyone hahaha ha. ha. weird if you DIDN'T think it was weird know what i mean?
1984 is here lads. Yes don't worry they delete the data after.https://youtu.be/tDZQWYZXrKc
I'm in the ESA support group (not working and not expected to work in the future). I don't get any enhancements or anything. Will I still get the same amount on UC? Confusing and lots of confusing information online tbqh.
>Another weekend spent alone
>>79101662>Wish I had sex with a black girl
My siblings are all brain dead NPC retards but they have done better in life than me.
no milk left in the fridgewars on, i know that right, but there's no milk
>>79101805That's because NPCs get sex, holidays and enjoy consumerism. There is something to work for unlike us.
i was watching an interview with a Scottish comedian who is autistic so it's okay to talk about it and she said she wishes her boyfriend was autistic because autistic people are loyal, so why don't autistic people date each other across the sexes (inc. gays etc you get what i mean)?would solve all the problems, not diminishing anyone's difficulties mind you
>>79101829Women can't get autism. They are all LARPing because they don't have a personality. Males with autism don't like admitting it because it's a real debilitating condition but women play it off like a farce.
>>79101805Am middle child only male child which is like chefs special recipe for autism. Those 2 are doing fine in life nd always have done. Is what it is tho.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rHLnaHJwATk [Embed]this lass. like she's a 'fit bird' (if you're allowed to say that about autistic people)what's stopping her from dating autistic lads? how does that one work?
>>79101829Women, including ones with autism (Or pretending) don't like autistic men.
>>79101837couldn't they collectively set up a scheme? seems like a win-win, waiting to happen. just one of those societal niceties i wish would occur.
>>79101857She doesn't have autism that's why and if she would never cope with a real autistic person.
>>79101876yeah to tell you the truth autistic people are difficult to be around, and i suppose they'd tell you that themselves. but if you are one, and then not dating one, aren't you a hypocrite, in a way? like a gay bloke who only dates transsexuals.
>gooningWhat kind of broccoli haired retard word is that. We already had a perfectly good 4chanism. Fapping. you fap to porn. you don't goon, you fucking retards. This is why you'll never own property or have kids.
>>79101625Post monero address and ill send you 20 dollars
>>79101857Lol my sister is into this lassie speaking of. I can't watch it. Ik its going2 be cringe.
>autistic stripper Jfl
>>79101895she seems quite nice honestly, don't know about her or her comedy/whatever. get the impression she's been veered in a specific direction by the internet, but then maybe that's 'an autistic thing' itself? who knows.
Mia Khalifa is LARPing about Autism now. Says it all really. A last ditch effort by women to get attention.
>>79101725If you only had a few each day you could drink every day and feel good. Much better than drinking heavily once every few days and then feeling like shit the next day.
Wonder what foids will go to next after they get bored of the autism thing?
>>79101926There will be a rise in FTM. They know how well it's working for men (I mean women)(I mean men).
they'll just change what autism is, and call it something else. they've already done this several times, some of them yous didn't even notice.
>>79101926i can see 'trad wives' becoming a big thing. like how a daft fashion thing becomes trendy, even when it seems unthinkable even as a joke (saw two mullets today)
Weaponised male autism is what women fear.
Maybe a grill like this could be autism bt am being generous bc of the brain chemicals of seeing feet in thumbnail
Not sure what possessed me to go to spoons for dinner on a Saturday evening
>>79101950genuinely why can't we weaponise autists to solve problems? they like that stuff, right?
A lot ofngrills doing that now where its in the thumbnail bt not in the vid. Shouldn't be allowed
plug your (3.5mm) headphones into the microphone jack and speak into them, you can record yourself! it'll sound shit, but it works.
>>79101984dont do this lads, it makes mustard gas
now consider that all sounds are vibrations and all devices are recording devices, capturing audio all the time. doesn't take much imagination to arrive at some fairly logical conclusions.
Most autist are literal mongs, these rain man type of brainy autist is like one in a million
>>79101984Used to do this 20 years ago on my radio to record my raps.
>>79101958Autists only do things that amuse them. Source: Am autist.
kind of wanna wank but too depressed lonely tired etc hmm
>>79102005yeah there'd be a lad every couple of streets, with a rap table, selling these.
>>79102006couldn't a programmer autist (suspect there's at least one) develop an app SPECIFICALLY to find a curing-cancer autist?i know it's not actually the whole Rain Man savant thing, but they/you do have 'special interests' so why not do this?
>>79102014Sometimes you gotta get the wank out to beat the sexual depression for a bit.
>>79101958That's literally Elon Musk
>>79102079he isn't even doing Twitter well, unless he has some secret ulterior autism plan (which would be really fucking funny i hope that's the case)
I miss her even though I don't know her. Makes me sad.
thick socks on and ive got my feet over the heater on full blast, very based feeling
Ruthmong's tight sphincter
>>79102111>thick socks onProof?
I sense a great weight would be lifted from my soul if i just closed all the tabs nd never looked back. Bt Id just end up collecting them all over again.
Girls getting the tiniest boxroom of the house. Bet her brother has a bigger one.
>>79102147>Bet her brother has a bigger one.wehey
>>79102152Bet he could knock you out twat. He's older than her.
https://www.youtube.com/live/OxYKzdfOOSA?si=Ph0bkjT9w7g4r_mB&t=781the twolls have pushed him to eating off the floor...it not fucking right...
>>79102147Is more goes by age than sex desu
>>79102218>He's older than her.how old is she?
Backlogburgh worked off for now phewI'm a masheen me lads
>>79102127it's the heater i'm doubtful of. wouldn't have someone like that posting here, would you?
>>79102239why is it you want to know?
Want to have sex on the beach with a woman. Would be really romantic.
>>79102257idk, just curious
Suspect women actually hate romantic things. Gives them ick doesn't it?
>>79102261well, just by wondering, you have committed a sex crime. you haven't done a sex ACT, that's different, you've committed a CRIME.
https://youtu.be/O2_cVc-8lNU?si=_XQwnrJm0Il3WwiGhappy Saturday
>>79102275>well, just by wondering, you have committed a sex crimenot the worst one ive ever done desu
Lunchington soonish i do reckon
>>79102287it's not a competition lad that's for your head to sort out, all the law deals with is the law.
>>79102294>it's not a competition ladif it was, id win
Think I'll get some SSRIs on Monday so I can actually fix my life for once
>>79102351Cor bottom 1 is sexy
Gonna play snowrunner for a while.
>>79102362Fluvoxamine apparently, I googled it
i don't think people fully appreciate "That 90's Show" (The Simpsons episode, newer one, Homer invents grunge) and what it was trying to sayneeds re evaluating through a modern lens with the benefit of the hind sight
>>79102239She is 23. I think he's a few years older. He probably isn't doing very well in life to still be living with his parents. I'll message him on Xbox Live that she's been slagging him off I think.
nobody has any issue with "Fear of Flying" even though it shows Marge has a different dad to the one in "The Way We Was"and everyone bums the fuck out of the episode where they 'finally' show Mother Simpson, as if she hadn't appeared before. obviously fans are just that keen on continuity, that's what it's about
>>79102376For me, it's the Frank Grimes and Hank Scorpio episodes
Always such a weird fucking feeling when you've completed a backlog-clearing conga, is it notIt's like "Great, so this mountain of shit has been taken care of, when does the next one pile up already?"Should probably listen to the tape or sommet to refocus
not even the first continuity-ruining Homer-forms-a-band period episodeThe Simpsons peaked at season 2, then it was all downhill, imagine what could have been
Wanked! Feel a bit better I guess. Just a bit. For now.
Another great Simpsons episode is one of the Halloween onesHomer fixes his toaster and accidentally it becomes a time machine. He goes back in time and accidentally kills some dinosaurs, which affects the future. He keeps doing this to try and get back to his normal future, and one of the futures is basically perfect - he's much richer than normal, has a big house, etc. He asks Marge for a donut but she doesn't know what a donut is. Homer screams and uses his time machine to go back to the past, to again attempt to undo the mistakes that are causing new futures. But then pic related happens.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y8DFJBwZchE
And it's not just her. Another one slagged off her older brother on social media about having no job and staying home. Seems like these asmrtists have shit dynamics when it comes to siblings. I'll be messaging him about the hurtful things she has said with the evidence of the now deleted post. Hate people that don't stick up for their own family.
/britfeel/ supports Israel
>>79102450when this was first on the telly, i had a conversation with Homer and told him to go back and he did.this was back in the days of linear/broadcast television so you could do stuff like that, it wasn't 'fixed' the way it is now.
https://youtu.be/cco-pCb0klU?si=irFMYthslogtF4Zymiss my cmbyname lad x
>>79102458well, i didn't, but that lady who is probably pretty under that mask IS holding an Israeli flag, and she IS probably pretty, so alright
>>79102458I support a two state solution>>79102460I think that's called a coincidence anon
Just picked off a juicy tick from the back of my ear. Thought it was just earache. Little bugger must've been there for weeks.
>>79102471>I think that's called a coincidence anonwhen archive.org comes back up, check out mi5.com. it's down now - MI5 did get to him, in the end ;_;
>should i do your eyebrows while we're on?this an ageing thing? no other barber has asked that before. have i been going my whole life with not-done eyebrows? i thought that was a woman thing??
For me? It's Glegle
Also wops has a mentally unstable brother. You can hear him in some videos. She is plain nasty and wants him out to continue her hoarding habit into his room. Imagine caring about plastic boxes more than your own brother. He won't be too happy.
>>79102380She looks like a mong in this pic imo
>>79102486wait until he offers to do your ears and nose
>>79102501the ears i ask for, in a 'can i be a bit cheeky?' kind of way. i'm not being a bit cheeky, get those fuckers SMOOTH
Copped a raffington there did i not
>rorin your brain what's that engrish for?sorry for ruining your joke i need to know it's important
Lunchington cooling off right now. PhwoarThat's the shizzle right there isn't it
do bookworm gfs perceive you as semantics instead of as a physical/visual being? does this 'solve' the chad problem incels have?
>>79102479I am waiting for archive.org to come back because there's a file on there that I want. There are other places to get it but I don't trust other sources.
>>79102575yeah anon mentioned it earlier didn't realise it was actually down, fucking hell. internet's ablaze. top lads archivists. whether it's ROMs, old Dr Who episodes, ROMs, or something important, top lads.
>>79102544Id guess its lol(roru(tl note:warau))
>>79102574>bookworm gfsmythical creatures lad, they simply dont exist
Spackerton... Home of the womf
Did you guys hear about Alex Sal- BAMBI SLEEP!
>>79102598Go to literally any Waterstones and you'll find them.
>>79102495She's pretty but far from anything special. Her figure is so unremarkable; I've seen bigger hips on men.
>>79102597that actually makes perfect sense holy shit
>>79102585They said it should be back in a matter of days, so hopefully it won't be too long
>>79102147You got any better pictures of her midriff?
>>79102617I hate this bitch so much and all I know about her is the pics posted here and that she is Scottish.
im gonna be needing some pictures of her arse aswell
My gf has said before that women love giving blowjobs to their man. But she hasn't given me one in months. What does this mean?
>>79102614That's a terrible idea. For a start, you'd have to be middle class as those types are very snobby towards men who don't read.
To be fair anyone walking around Waterstones without shoes on is gonna raise some red flags anyway regardless of whether or not he can read.
>>79102630This one is quite good.>>79102631Better than some of the skanks I see here.
Safe to say that I am not overly fond of women desu.>>79102634She's talking shit and she's made you feel bad now. Rubbish gf.>>79102614>>79102598Women have terrible taste in books. And everything else actually.
>>79102634girl once said to me that i dont have a big dick but its ok because she doesnt like big ones, still trying to work out if she was just trying to insult me or not
searched for the old Dr Who episodes in an archive, found myself asking myself the same thing in the past, like a new conversation, proper tickled myself can't lie ladsanyway time to get comfy with a classic
>>79102644True lad. It's bad enough going to the opticians (don't go anymore and have to rely on broken glasses). I've always felt like the opticians is a very middle class place but I generally can't see shit.
>>79102634i enjoy giving women orgasms in the same way i enjoy giving to charitylike i know it's a good thing but down to copper trousers there's chemicals and they're happening or they aren't, you know?
>>79102661what do you have to see anyway lad? outside is just full of normies orgying each other in the streets, would just upset you
Bros why do my farts stink so bad
blowjobs are one of those things that just happens in films.
>>79102650Books are for women and have been that way for decades now. It's all smut and romance. You couldn't walk into a book store and find something tailored towards men these days.
Proper fed up I am! Proper fed up!
>>79102680No they're real they're just not for losers like you
>>79102672I need to see my vidya.
fucking hell even ive had a blowjob and a proper spastic idiot
I think Liam is here lads...
>>79102631What is wrong with you for not liking her?
Was The Inbetweeners just a big metaphor for being gay?
Women get on their knees and fellate penises, but then expect me to take them seriously? Absurd!>>79102698Higher IQ correlates with less success at getting sexo.
>>79102712Prefer Mr Inbetween
>>79102575Imagine if it comes back and half the shit is missing. Haha.
30+ years of life, never encountered a blowjob. there's the scientific method then there's just saying 'fuck it'; it's a non-phenomenon.
Yep literally never had a blowjob me. I want to die.
it's like how guns sound shite in real life. and actually hearing a gun being fired was a very specific circumstance, took weeks of prep.
>>79102723"history is written by the ______"(you can have that one, artistes)
Inbetweeners movie was fucking 2011 fuck me
I had a blowjob from my gf just this morning.
>>79102712i think they got the awkward sex thing right, we're all nostalgic for those parties, getting served etc, rite of passage. aaa. lovely.but.the lads would just toss each other off? don't get why they wouldn't. good programme.
Blew my bf this morning.
>BLOWJOBSEURGH. YOU'D WANT YOUR KNOB ANYWHERE NEAR A GOB? OK GAYBOY. VAGINA IS THE ONLY PLACE A KNOB BELONGS.
>desperately want to move out of this life-draining bedsit >can't get a place on my own because nobody takes NEETs>don't want to move into another bedsit or with some random prick>been on council housing list for months, no luck there>if I move out of town with my nan, I'll lose my cushy job center advisor who only calls me in once every 3 months I want to die. I'm trapped in this hellhole
>>79102800GET. A. JOB. YOU. COLLOSSAL. FANNY.100 YEARS AGO YOU WOULD HAVE DIED IN A DITCH YOU SOFT CUNT.GET. A. FUCKING. JOB.GET A FUCKING JOB.YOU FUCKING FANNY.GET A JOB.
>>79102799this does just give me the ick. playground children are correct in their naivety.
>>79102815nah, don't feel like it de lid
>>79102800Life is a series of tradeoffs lad, unless you're the lucky 0.0001%.
i actually want to follow the chronicles of anon's bedsit life. at what point does posting become blogging? i want him to blog. i'll instigate a coup if i must.
>>79102800Good. If people who work can't afford a half decent place to live then why should you.
>>79102800Ur going 2 have to go nuclear desuI would transition 2 a woman and cut my nuts off to get out of a bedsit shared house situation. Really. I would convert to Palestinian black man to get council house points. Literally any hoop required I would do it.U need to understand how serious this is for your soul health nd start treating it that way>>79102821kek
>>79102823I guess. wish I had a crystal ball and just knew how things would pan out I'd love to get the fuck out of here, but I could get put in the new job center and have Claude Littner as my advisor, instantly fucking me, kicking me off ESA, getting me to come down 1, 2 or 3 times a week, all sorts of shit, then the move wouldn't have been worth it at all since being left alone in life is more important than the noisy pricks here >>79102848surprisingly not the first time someone's suggested that sort of thing. said I should say I'm a crossdresser or some shit on the council house application and say I don't feel safe here
>>79102800>calls me in once every 3 monthsHave you already done the courses DWP puts you on?
This used to be the greatest country in the world. Now its full of mongs like HHL or SSM.
devoured my dominos slop, watching one of the recent halloween slasher slop films, aldi knock off cider in the fridge. I can't tell if life is great or awful.
>>79102821THEN BE MISERABLE. I HOPE YOU ROT IN THAT BEDSIT YOU SOFT CUNT. A DIRE EXISTENCE FOR A DIRE HUMAN BEING. YOU LACKING TWAT.
we're almost halfway there lads, whatever it is you're up to, time is moving forwards
>>79102867about 6-7 years ago yeah. ever since I got put on ESA work capability group they've more or less left me alonenot long after I was assessed, I said I was suicidal in the job center once and they said alright we don't need you to look for work anymore just chill tf out, and ever since covid they seem to have forgotten about the work capability assessment review thing
>>79102883Me? Going to bed now.
genuinely flinched at the image macros of dogswoe isn't me
like>>79102882look at that, that's a scary fucker
>>79102713>Higher IQ correlates with less success at getting sexo.Then I must have the highest IQ of all time
>>79102891Yeah lad you're basically fucked. You either stay in your current position or they will get you looking for a job
>>79102859HAHAHA I HOPE YOU GET THE WORST ADVISOR YOU CAN POSSIBLY GET. I HOPE YOU GET A MISERABLE FAT BLACK WOMAN IN HER 40S WHO MAKES YOU COME IN 4 TIMES A WEEK AND PUTS YOU ON ALL OF THE SHITE WORK PLACEMENTS UNDER THREAT OF YOUR BENEFITS GETTING STOPPED. I HOPE YOU GET PLACED AS A BRICKLAYERS MATE AND HAVE TO STAND THERE ALL DAY IN THE COLD HANDING A MISERABLE FAT OLD BUILDER BRICKS FOR LESS THAN MINIMUM WAGE WHILST HE LISTENS TO HAPPY HARDCORE ON A POUNDLAND SPEAKER AND CHAIN SMOKES. I HOPE HER FORGETS TO SIGN YOUR FORM OR REFUSES TO SIGN IT BECAUSE YOU SAT DOWN ONCE AND THEN YOU GET YOUR BENEFITS STOPPED FOR A WEEK. I HOPE THE BENEFITS GATEKEEPER PUTS YOU ON A FIT FOR WORK COURSE WHERE YOU'RE STUCK IN SOME GRIM OFFICE THAT TAKES AN HOUR TO GET TO, PLAYING TEAM BUILDING EXERCIZES WITH SCUM LIKE YOU AND THEY MAKE FUN OF YOU WHEN YOU HAVE TO STAND UP IN THE CIRCLE AND DO YOUR INTRODUCTION AND THEY GIVE YOU A GRIM NICKNAME LIKE TRAMPBALLS OR SUPERTWAT. GET A JOB DOSSER.
right, they're posting images of dogs to scare methat's the DWP's latest trick
>>79102916fuck it then. might as well get comfy in this absolute shitpit. already done 4 years here, what the hell >>79102926we'll see mate
>>79102943WWWOOOOOO LAD. CAREFUL. YOURE GONNA GET NIPPED ON THE ANKLE.
>>79102800>bedsitIs it like 1 room with a kitchen, sink, toilet and bed or your own room with bed and a communal kitchen and toilet?
>>79102958oh that can fuck right off right now
>>79102953Long term you're better off improving yourself with a career, you don't want to die in that room you currently sit in
>>79102971DO SOMETHIN SOFT CUNT.
>>79102926Meds d*llycel
Really want a blowjob from an average looking woman.
fuck off fuck off dogs fuck off
>>79102965each person has their own little room, but they all have a sink thankfully shared kitchen, two toilets each with a shower. 5 other rooms besides mine never ever fucking live in a bedsit if you can help it, you WILL come out worse off mentally and spiritually. if you didn't already hate people before moving in, you will when you leave
>>79102990DONT FINK I WILL LAD.
>>79101664Apologies anon I didnt respond. Im not sure. Seeing as Northern Ireland is a part of the UK I assume so.
>>79102994What do the others tenants think of you sitting in your room all day and night?
pissing in the bin because of a wee 4chan joke aye dogs haha great laugh thatseriously though palstop it
>>79102994WHY THE FUCK WOULDNT YOU JUST GET A JOB? WHO WOULD CHOOSE TO LIVE THROUGH A GRIM LIFE LIKE THAT? GET A FUCKING JOB AND YOU CAN RENT YOUR OWN FLAT. AT LEAST YOU CAN CLOSE THE DOOR WHEN YOU GET IN AND HAVE SOME PEACE. YOURE BACK OF THE QUEUE ON THE COUNCIL WAITING LIST.
>>79102351Been taking 60mg of Fluoxetine for years now. It does fuck all. How do I know if Im taking a placebo or not?
>>79103009MAKE ME YOU SOFTCUNT.
you're sick SICK
>>79103015I'm nearly 28 and I've never had a job, and I have fuck all skills. who the fuck is going to hire me? and why would I give up my reasonably comfortable life for one radically less enjoyable? I know my lot, I know I'll be working an utterly miserable job and getting up at 5-6 in the morning 5 days a week, and to top it all off I'll only be getting paid ~300 quid more than what I get a month now anyway. doesn't seem worth it, and I'm genuinely a spastic in-case it wasn't already obvious, so I doubt I'd be able to stick at it anyway >>79103008the (former) gas engineer scouser hates it, but he's also my best friend at the moment and we talk for hours so he can't hate it that much. others don't really care
>>79102771>HE WATCHES THE INBETWEENERSLOL WHAT AN ABSOLUTE FANNY. CRINGEY SHOW FOR A CRINGEY CUNT.
and there it is>28yeah yeah you're young, get you
For the love of god I just want to feel a woman's mouth around my cock
Good lunchington this wasGucci, even
>>79103042>300 quid moreBollocksFull-time you could earn 23k
never even sniffed a girls arsehole and you expect me to work a job
>>79103042IF A CUNT CAN HOP OFF A BANANA BOAT AND GET A JOB STACKING SHELVES AT KWIKSAVE WHY CANT YOU? IF CONGO GEORGE DIDNT STACK SHELVES HE WOULD NEVER HAVE GOTTEN TO HAVE KIDS WITH OUR RESIDENT STICK INSECT LOVER WITH A NICE TIGHT CUNT. IF AR LEXI DIDNT GET A JOB DRIVING LORRIES HE WOULD NEVER HAVE MET SHUSH AND MADE POLISH BABIES WITH HER. YOUR INABILITY TO WORK IS YOUR INABILITY TO GET YOUR KNOB IN A LASS. ITS ALL CONNECTED. GET A JOB YOU FANNY. ID TAKE A FEW HOURS OF DISCOMFORT A DAY OVER MISERY, DEPRESSION AND ROTTING 24 7.>>79103037PIC RELATED SOFTCUNT.
>>79103046You're a bus wanker aren't you
How much does an enthusiastic blowjob from a non-fat escort cost these days?
>>79103075At supper time? *shakes the LARP jar at you*
>>79103083Leave women to the professionals
>>79103077I get 1,335 a month. assuming I work 8 hours a day 5 days a week, that's 1,830 a month. so it'd be 500 quid more, but not far off >>79103085>IF A CUNT CAN HOP OFF A BANANA BOAT AND GET A JOB STACKING SHELVES AT KWIKSAVE WHY CANT YOU?ironic considering that this is one of the reasons I wouldn't be able to get a job, because he's willing to work longer hours for less pay than I am, thus depriving me of low skill labor
>>79103099GRRRRRRRRR BARK BARK BORK!
why are you doing thhis to me
BORK BORK BORK BORK!
>>79103136BARK BORK BARK BORK BORK! GRRRR!
state of the doglets ITT
>>79103117You'd both be paid minimum wage so you're just lazier than he is. I'd rather have the hard worker than the one moaning about how hard life is while getting 16,000 a year for doing nothing
>>79103117WHAT A FUCKING COP OUT. I WORKED IN A WAREHOUSE WHEN I WAS A TEENAGER FOR 8 HOURS A DAY. 5 DAYS A WEEK. IT WAS SHIT BUT THE MONEY WAS GOOD ENOUGH TO SAVE UP AND GET MY FIRST CAR. THERE WERE BANANA BOATERS IN THERE TOO AND THEY DIDNT KNOW THE MEANING OF WORK. ALL AGENCY. ALL ROTATED OUT. I WORKED ALONGSIDE 4 TEENAGE GIRLS ON THE DAY SHIFTS AND 2 MIDDLE AGED WOMEN ON THE NIGHT SHIFTS AND ONE OF THE MIDDLE AGED WOMEN WAS AN ABSOLUTE FOX WHO KEPT FLIRTING WITH ME AND OFFERING ME A TUMBLE IN THE BREAK ROOM. SHE ALSO ONCE SHOVED MY FACE DOWN HER CLEAVAGE. MASSIVE TITS. IT WAS BLISS. YOU'LL NEVER EXPERIENCE ANYTHING LIKE THAT IN A BEDSIT.GETTING TIRED OF DOGS NOW. MIGHT SWITCH TO CATS.
>>79103187can i hire you temporarily to get me to take the recycling out?'OI YOU! TAKe i'm holding shift OI YOU TAKE THE RECYCLING OUT!' like that?
mad how you never 'think about' typing. it just is, isn't it? queer (old sense.)
>>79103194TAKE YOUR RECYCLING OUT YOU FAT TRAMP. IF YOU CANT DO THE BARE FUCKING BASICS YOU MIGHT AS WELL DIG A FUCKING HOLE AND JUMP IN THE CUNT AND BURY YOURSELF IN IT. SAVE SOME OTHER POOR CUNT THE EFFORT IN BURYING A HUGE FUCKING BAG OF SHITE.
suppose ill have a shower then, cant really be arsed but i think i should have one
>>7910318770% of new jobs since 2021 have gone to foreigners. we're not back in your teenage days, grandpa
>>79103215i will actually just do this now thanks, this did the trick
Quite charmed by this hag
One more #whiteboimoment before bed
>>79103224do you ever wish they came without the ankles, and above?
>>79103117how much is the rent and utility bills
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5uiVjkG0mW8Good docukino, this. Goodarse series in general too
>>79103232HERES A BLACKBOI MOMENT BEFORE BED. THEY'RE CONSISTENTLY, ACROSS ALL DATING TRENDS, ALL NATIONS, ALL WALKS OF LIFE, THE LEAST DESIRED AND THE MOST IGNORED. YOUR DIPSHIT PORN ONLY EXISTS BECAUSE OF DIPSHIT WHORES WHO NEED MONEY. THEY'D LIKELY RATHER FUCK DOGS BUT THERES NO MARKET FOR IT. JUST GRIM LITTLE LADS LIKE YOU.
>>79103073Pay a prozzieberg me lad>>79103083Their arseholes are anatomically completely similar to men's. The sweat around the arsehole (along with the pheromones contained therein) will smell different but otherwise it's the same smell you'd find in a man's arsehole, more or less Enjoy this information lad
I'm an expert woman arsehole sniffer
>>79103236No thats just the best part bt its all important in its own way. Bt everything else can be compromised for cute feet nd a 5 can turn into a 10 etc. Whereas a paralympic amputee with perfect tits doesn't even register as a woman.
>>79103298yeah don't worry lad it was a test, and you passed
imagine being the statistician working on the racial reply rates data. and they say it's the men who aren't in touch with their feelings.
Already wearing 3 layers indoors and it's only October. Have a feeling we're in for a very rough winter lads.
>>79103351very comfy winter you mean
>>79103217I'M NOT EVEN 30 YOU TWAT. YOU'RE JUST A LAZY FAT PRICK WHO WILL WASTE AWAY IN A TRAMPY BEDSIT FOR DOSSERS. YOU'LL BE NOTHING. DO NOTHING. HAVE NOTHING. HAVE NOBODY, BECAUSE YOU REFUSE TO STAND UP AND FACE LIFE AND CARVE OUT HAPPINESS FOR YOURSELF WITH YOUR OWN BLOOD, SWEAT AND TEARS. YOU THINK EVERYTHING SHOULD BE HANDED TO YOU. IT WONT BE. YOURE IN A PRISON OF YOUR OWN DESIGN. A PRISON IN YOUR MIND. YOURE THE INMATE AND THE GUARD SIMILTANEOUSLY. BREAK FREE OR ROT. EVERY SINGLE DAY YOU WAKE UP YOU HAVE A CHOICE. MAKE THE FUCKING RIGHT ONE LAD. CHOOSE TO LIVE AND NOT JUST FUCKING EXIST LIKE AN AMOEBA OR A SLUG ON A DOG TURD. ONLY YOU CAN PULL YOURSELF OUT OF THE HOLE YOUVE DUG YOURSELF. IT'S FIGHT OR BE FUCKED AND YOUR ARSE IS LOOKING LIKE A MANHOLE.
>>79103357>IT'S FIGHT OR BE FUCKED AND YOUR ARSE IS LOOKING LIKE A MANHOLE.
>>79102585>>79102575I was literally in the middle of 'Er ist wieder da', couldn't watch the whole film in 1 night, then the next day Archive.org was down. Fucking fuming I was.
>>79103357fair enough. I'm not gonna argue with that, and I can only blame myself for being where I am now it's me that consistently made the decision to try and live off welfare and never get a job, every month and every year signing off on it and being okay with it I've dug myself into a rather stupid hole and I don't feel like I have the strength to get back out. I'm reaping what I've sown
>>79102687>You couldn't walk into a book store and find something tailored towards men these days.
i do actually remember a primary school teacher who said some thingsas an adult, remembering it in the past, does it still apply?
>>79102701Gascoigne is here too
>>79102458Kike detected, literally in his grotty little JIDF lair>>>/pol/484612112
>>79103389>wish I had a crystal ballYou do, his name is seasidemark. If thats not motivation to get off your arse then give your head a good shake
Very unfunny gimmick this.
At that local having a few jars. Heading home soons it dead af in here. End of an era xLabour's Britain x
Guess it was just too lively for him
>>79103439chances are there'll be a civil war before I get to that age, hopefully anyway. idk man. FUCKI have such little fucking faith in myself I can't even see myself doing the simplest of shit, like training to be a painter / decorator or bricklayer. even being a binman would likely be too much for me. driving alone seems impossibleshame I can't get paid to shitpost
>grown man>posting on Britfeel from a pub
>>79103493>grown man>posting on /britfeel/ from mummys boxroomPathetic trash.
>>79103481nobody said it would be easy.
Changed me sockingtons didn't i
>>79103493>>posting on Britfeel from a pub
>>79103460Get in heIper lad
>>79103506see you made it a negative hurtful comment whereas my post was simply a statementI'm afraid I've done a psychology in you, turns out you are the trash!
Bald ben's really taking his time to upload the 2nd part from the cambodian travel vlog, ckin ellFirst one was one womfyarse EP for sure
>>79103534looks a bit like my former counsellor. has that upper-middle class look. weird how you can tell what class someone is by their face
>>79103452yeah, in agreement
>>79103532This is different because this was during the day and he was sober. Simple as.
>>79103493Will b doing the same 2moro afternoon,,or reading on my phone anyway,family thing. Much rather be in my room desu by a lot.
End of an eraIt zombie x
Actually no relating to lusting after women at all. Alien concept. People online talking about "the normies" but they want the exact same stupid things.
the secrets that lie beneath? we all feel them
I like it usually once i get there nd start downing jars bt the whole thing of knowing there's a thing coming nd being in town nd noisy cars everywhere esp on a weekend. Give me the jitters. I cant help my bad nerved. Bt its all good.
Womfy rn arnt i
>>79103561>drinking 3.7 percent beerget a grip lad
my birthday tomorrow innit
>>79103640>lost 5.5 pounds this week eating low-carbFuck me lads. This is easier than I thought. might hit 190 before Christmas if I can keep this up.
>>79103640Happy happy happy happy birthday, birthday!Happy happy happy happy birthday, BIRTHDAY!Happy happy birthday...happy happy birthday...HAPPYBIRTHDAYTO YOU! x
what (non alcoholic) drinks do you guys drink?
did anon get his order from hmv?
>>79103652>>79103653thankyou singing anon and ex-fat anon, might treat myself to some late night tinnies from the petrol station i think
>>79103640Happy birthday to yousquashed bananas and pooyour look like a soft cuntand you smell like one too!Horray! Happy birthday little lad. Hope it's a good'un! I hope you get to play with some nice girls tits. x
Nooooo carbs are goodYou will kill your metabolism with this low carb mega calorie restriction rubbishJust slow down bro. There is no rush
having a decent meal is the easiest 'proving yourself wrong' there isgo for it
>>79103689Different strokes de lid, some people are wired to only really work with extreme diets. For example I didn't make any progress with normal diets then I went fully mental and fasted for 18 days and it worked a treat, still kept the weight off a year later too.
Cheap 40p Tesco white bread is nicer than expensive Hovis white bread. Boggles.
Might start parasocially stalking this hag just for a new hobby nd send death threat 2 her husband classic ruthlad style. Jk shes nice.
>>79103723>Jk shes niceMad innit. There's lots of girls I have stupid online crushes on and the last thing I'd want is to get /britfeel/ involved
>>79103689Lad I'm eating mad amounts of vegetables.Like literally plates of spinach, carrot, broccoli, cauliflower and green beans. I also eat shit loads of chicken and beef. every day for lunch I'm having 3 drumsticks and a couple of wings. the fat is just melting off and I don't feel even the least bit weak or hungry. I've been at it 3 weeks now. weighed myself last week. because i wanted to avoid the water weight disappointment trap that happens on the first 2 weeks. I went from 227.3 on sunday last week to 221.8 this week. If I can keep this up I'll squeeze my arse back into my favourite jeans by christmas. Loving it! just no sugar, no processed foods and limiting carbs to 50 or less a day is absolutely killing off this belly.
>>79103742Sugar is good. Leafy vegetables are bad.But I will maybe not go too deep in the zealotry of a new convert. Read up on Ray Peat. You are focussed on the wrong things. You have years not weeks or months. No need to stress your body like this for short term targets. I said my piece.
Made a wee birthday image for the birthday boy. x
>>79103723yeah, well, you THOUGHT about it. thought about it.
actually buzzin for anon's birthday in 90minsgo on anonget in
>>79103771I'm literally eating all of this lad. perhaps you need to read up on it?
>>79103824can't the companies sort this? on their end? for fucks sake man.
>>79103824It is not really a diet per se. But certain foods are part of it. All I know is everyone I have witnessed halving their calories and exercising like mad just burns out and gains weight again and end up looking unhealthy. Just my opinion. More to health than weight.
Write her hubby a wee letter w jumbled up letters cut out a newspaper classic serial killer from a film style
>mfw turn 30 next year
Mad there's really a guy out there who gets 2 be with her every day not just in .jpgs Oooooooooooo jt make me so so angry why I oughta
>>79103864it's actually quite nice me lad
Imagine the state of ur wife doing only fans tho That ain't trad
>>79103874My secondary school crush works in local coffee shop and I go on for coffee sometimes. She's still as fucking gorgeous as she ever was. Very grim considering I've let myself go considerably. I don't even think she recognises me.
would honestly make me feel better about myself if I knew there were people 25+ that've never had a job and are as hopeless as me
>>79103892Hope so. In reality nothing will change but will have a nice big party with my family and maybe get some nice presents.
>>79103899Starmer will send all NEETs to Ukraine to fight the Russkis
>>79103898Its nice 2 dream innit K bed time night
chatting online, via text, like this, was the peak. i know it'll work out for the lil zoomer kids one way or another, but is there anything we can do?
Sad for boomers (my parents). Just sad to witness them sometimes. Bloody grow up and age gracefully instead of whatever the fuck they are doing. Disgrace.
i feel very motivated to do something physical, but it's cold. like i could go for a run? never been for a run. but it's cold. even just popping to some mad shop that's open super late, wow! too cold. cold.
fuck the world. it all a big nothing
Unsure how to proceed on the red telephone front
>>79103898Reverse happened to me a few years ago lad>Started a new job, been there a month>New office is pretty nice>Decide to walk to the local sammich shop the guys are recommending>Walk in and start looking up at the board>"OMG EXCUSE ME IS YOUR NAME ANON?">look down>Secondary school crush 10 years on>Aged like milk>"Hah yeah how you doin Sarah?">"Yeah yeah im good! busy as always! got 2 kids now! let me get you a sandwich and I'll bring it over, what are you having?">Ask for the daily special>Chat for a bit>Then she says it>"I know it's silly but I absolutely fancied the pants off you in school! Always wondered what happened to you after leaving, you didn't have a facebook and nobody knew your number! Me and Fiona (her mate) asked around and someone told her that you'd died! Imagine my shock you walking into my shop! Wish I'd had the guts to have asked you out, especially looking at you now!"Left that chat with a very bittersweet taste in my mouth.
Nu nightshift breadington soon is it not
i've got to confess something to you lads, get it off my chest
>>79104234>chestyou can't say shit like that during NNO, lad
Back homes and waiting for me wizza.I seen decline of England tonight, the local is dying, only 7 people in a room for 250It over x
>>79104249sorry aye i'll keep it to myself then, as yous should keep your hands to yourselves if you know what i mean
>>79104271The local pub been dead for a long time now mucker. Mine is lucky to get 7.
>>79104279Mine wasn't doing so that bad until this year. Feels like the end of an era
>>79104279Loads of them are being converted into mosques already.
i'm just off to the opium den, fancy a few shots of heroin.sounds mental? that's how you drinkers sound, to us.
>>79104299Doesn't help a pint of Guinness is over 6 quid in mine.>>79104300Is this real or just a meme?
>>79103824the diet i follow is that if something i eat makes me feel good i keep eating it, it just so happens that i feel amazing every time i eat ice cream, soup and drink orange juice
>>79104363Honestly a good rule to have. So much of life is simple but we make it complicated. We are what we are and we mostly just have to do what feels right for us within certain limits. Simple as. So true king.
why is it bad when I eat 12 tunnocks tea cakes in a row then?
>>79104202That kinda stuff is mental. I was utterly clueless as a teenager.>bump into the friend of a girl I used to talk to at college>"oh yeah she really fancied you anon but thought you weren't interested">remember that this girl used to ask me out for drinks and buy me pints when i didn't have any money>she literally showed me her tits more than once to "show me her new nipple piercing"God I'm a fucking retard
Necking that Ultimate Korean BBQ Chicken wizza from Dominos me. It lush and I mean LUSH x
Detach self worth from females kings. Is simple. >>79104384Tunnocks teacakes desu
Delivery driver was an old White fella so I tipped him 2 squid. Remember lids, always tip White delivery drivers. Never tip the foreign trash.
>>79104407The disappointment when you buy knockoff teacakes only to find out the filling is marshmallow and not cream. Should be illegal.
>>79104416Delivery man was white but whoever made it was probably brown. It's the price we pay for delicious goyslop.
>>79104416My rule of thumb as well de lid
>>79104202What was the daily special?
I started walking to the local chippy when they started charging 4 quid for delivery. Cunts are only across the road.
>>79104432Fuck knows de lid. All I know is this wizza lush and I mean LUSH. Only cost 16 quid because I used a voucher on the app.
Monging out to choons now xhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jH1RNk8954Q
Another day constantly refreshing Britfeel hoping for something that will make me happy.
Exterminate the darkness from humanity.
Another idiotic childish series of self-aggrandizing posts that you should feel embarrassed about in the morning (actually the late afternoon) but won't because you lack the ability for self-awareness is it king? Just have a cup of water and go to sleep for once FFS.
The ritual is almost complete x
>>79104313>Is this real or just a meme?Totally real, loads have been converted already. I know of planning applications for two former pubs in Leicester going through at the moment.
It NNO day 13Apologize x
Can't wait until 2027.
Finishing off that wizza now then crashing out soon. Cba to stay up drinking.
>>79104745Good. Please do. You're alright, but seriously irritating when you stay up all night drinking and talking absolute rubbish.
>>79099968>>79099954How similar was this train to the 313s? (it looks identical) Because we had loads of them down here in London.
Filling out my wishlist gives me a dopamine hit the same as actually buying DVDs and Blu-rays.
Yeah, I know me limit, can''t eat anymore, feel stuffed af now, only left one slice thoughs. Feel too bloated to drink too so just gonna call it a night soon.
Did I give my friend good advice?He has 300k, I told him to buy a house for 300k so he can claim benefits in case he can't find a job. He wants to buy a house for 200k and would rather live off the 100k than claim. I told him this is stupid, just put it all in property and claim.
Finally decided on a laptop, it 849 squid from Currys. Got that 3k OLED screen. Better than giving it the bookies and wrug wealers.
Only gone and stuck that heating on. It cold x
>>79104894Nobody cares tripfaggot piss off
>>79104894What is the first thing you'll watch on your new waptop?
Downloading some adult entertainment rn arn't i
>>79104966Enjoy your #whiteboimoment.
Ok then seeing as we're at 500>>79104976>>79104976>>79104976
>>79104894Seems like a waste of money just to watch ASMR. You could get a massive telly for that price and watch ASMR in bed on that.
>>79104932Dunno probably just some YouTubes.>>79105006I already have a 4K tele for me wedroom getting delivered on Wednesday.
>>79104416>always tip White delivery drivers.I don't get food delivered but always do this with White taxi drivers.Once, I got a taxi in Chesterfield, and within 30 seconds was going on about how there were too many pakis there, and then verbatim said "Enoch Powell talked a lot of sense"The fare was 6.50, but I gave him 25 bong, almost 300% tip. Put it through as an expense so doesn't bother me. Literally 18.50 tip for a 3 mile journey lol
>>79104478Corr, this is my favourite Ava maxhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w8mBplMtwJ8
