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Previous: >>79336051

>Thread Rules
You just lost the game
Ignore foid bait

>Thread Questions
>Did you believe in santa as a kid?
>What is the first memory you can recall?
>What was child (You)s favorite thing to do?

Frequently Asked Questions
>What is this thread for exactly?
This is a place for men to talk about their lives, self-improvement and other topics.
>As a woman can I post here?
Just don't cause trouble or attention whore and you should be fine.
>I'm a tranny, am I welcome?
Go to >>>/lgbt/

/male/ OP pastebin
https://rentry.co/male_gen
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>>79375650
>Did you believe in santa as a kid?
I did but I told my friend when I was like 8 that santa didn't exist and his grandma got pissed and made me admit to him that santa is indeed real and that I was wrong.
>What is the first memory you can recall?
I remember being on a road trip. We were in the mountains and I could see a city far away. I was convinced that the city was not far away, that it was the people and houses that were tiny like elfs.
>What was child (You)s favorite thing to do?
I loved playing break the targets on smash bros 64.
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>>79375650
>Did you believe in santa as a kid?
i didn't, but i liked to pretend he was real because some people would be so nice to me and give me gifts and say it was santa
>What is the first memory you can recall?
i recall playing with one of those plastic toy cars you'd get inside as a kid and would use your legs to move around, like the flintstones one, lol
i seemed to be in some parking lot or playground lookalike, bit fuzzy to think about that one
>What was child (You)s favorite thing to do?
watching cartoons and talking to people who were nice to me, i didn't become an introvert until i started to get bullied
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TOTAL VAMPIRE AND TRANNY BEHEADING
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>Did you believe in santa as a kid?
yes
>What is the first memory you can recall?
Playing with pic related, fucking cool as hell.
>What was child (You)s favorite thing to do?
Playing halo 3
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Did you vote? Red or blue?
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>>79375650
>Did you believe in santa as a kid?
Yes, until I tried to tell santa I had more siblings to get more gifts and got scolded.
>What is the first memory you can recall?
Niglets harassing me when I was 3. They tried to take my scooter so I hit one of them with it and ran.
>What was child (You)s favorite thing to do?
Urban exploring. I liked drawing maps of shortcuts and overgrown paths only child me could traverse.
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>>79375773
only voted on amendments and propositions for local and state politics
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Why is Sayaka such a bitch?
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total moidlove and moidkisses
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>>79375897
Get out, you
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>>79375908
I really though he was going to say something nice at the end. I was wrong.
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>>79375650
>Did you believe in santa as a kid?
I honestly don't remember. I don't think I did
>First memory
I was in some rather rural looking road with a forest around with my parents. It's such first memory material that I don't even know if it's a real memory.
>favorite thing to do as a child
Play with hot wheels cars and also my PS2
Next to that was browser games on the Windows XP my parents owned. I liked shooters and racing games most
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I wish foids would leave us alone.
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>>79375964
Also it's a distinct memory cause I've lived in a suburban area for my whole life.
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>>79375713
>halo 3
Bro, double exp and griffball weekend. Plus my mom just ordered pizza, hop on.

>>79375779
You should continue making them as an adult. If someone asks you how to get to the store you can dig through a folder and hand them a crappy handwritten map where all the points of interest are like "turn left at that tree that looks like it has boobs" and "turn right at the alley where master splinter lives"
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>>79375965
can't help it, foids and moids desire each other, despite our differences, and maybe slightly because of them
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>>79375960
>I really though he was going to say something nice at the end. I was wrong.
Haha, she thought
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>>79376122
yes but in this general we pretend like that's not the case. girls are icky and should go to jupiter or something.
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>>79375897
sending you a nice hug, anon
thank you for your kindness, i appreciate you

>>79375678
>VAMPIRE
man fuck, what do you have against us?
not like we bit your neck at night or anything :^)

>>79376122
>maybe slightly because of them
oh no that's definitely the case, lol
some differences are necessary, if we were all the same it'd be boring
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Welp, my toenail finally gave up and fell off. I bumped it last month and it broke, I hoped it would reattach but it did not. Here's to hoping a new one will sprout, feels like I lost one of my nuts... I'm going to do some reading to take my mind off it.
>>79376043
This is what I mean, I love your creative witty mind. I'm sad that navigation tools are now available in phones, the last time someone asked me for direction was over 10 years ago. Also based TMNT enjoyer, I gotta visit my mom to pick up my action figures.
>>79376197
We should share nasty stories to scare them off.
>>79376206
As much as I want to dislike you for simping, your neutronium bone alloy makes you adorable to me.
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>>79376122
>Increased genetic variability
>Resilience to infectious diseases
>Decreased genetic disorders
>Increased evolutionary fitness
Sexual reproduction is better. We are meant to be different and specialized.
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>>79376279
lol, thanks i suppose
you can have a hug as well if you want, i'm not picky

but yeah, it's more about being nice to those who are nice, and bringing out the niceness from the rude
there's enough negativity around as is, and i can't help but spit some of it out myself sometimes, but i'd rather it be the exception than the rule

tl;dr it's all about encouraging people to be nice
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>>79376197
Most of white women voted for Trump, that's kinda based
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don't want to... kiss foids.... ACK
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>>79376279
Did you stump it or something? I don't think I've ever had one just fall off. Also shout outs to you, fellow tmnt enjoyer. I remember going to the bowling alley simply because they had an arcade cabinet of Turtles Through Time. Child me thought April was what a peak woman looked like. Good tastes child me.
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>>79376197
girls go to college
boys go to Jupiter
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>>79376496
>girls go to college to get more knowledge, boys go to Jupiter to get more stupider
Well, Jupiter sounds cooler
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>>79376496
boys go to college to get more knowledge, girls go to venus to get more penis
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>>79376197
>>79376336
it was biofem op1's favorite pairing, btw
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>>79376778
i only learned about who that is today and i still don't think i get it buts it's a good pairing.
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>>79376778
well, they have good taste
denji and asa are cute together, for sure

>Captcha: AWWND
>even captcha agrees
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>>79375670
Lol
>>79375671
True, but I say no
>>79375678
Yes
>>79375713
Dinosaur
>>79375773
Didn't
>>79375897
Lol
>>79376122
What the heck
>>79376335
Haha
>>79376530
True
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>>79376335
>Most of white women voted for Trump, that's kinda based
One also made a song
https://youtu.be/VbTjWvP0oxI
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>>79376843
Yes
SJH8P
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>>79376867
damn, based foid
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>>79376867
Rare based foid?
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>>79376867
A tolerable foid
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>>79376867
*PUKES ALL OVER KEYBOARD AND MONITOR*
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>>79376937
I take it you prefer blue pills
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>>79376951
whatever pill let's me not see american politics ever again. i will take a lifetime supply please.
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>>79376370
Yeah I stumped it. Bled like a pig, I googled and it said no doctor visit needed so I didn't go. I'm jealous you had an arcade near you growing up, although I prob wouldn't have visited bc of anxiety. Everyone I knew was obsessed with Power Rangers growing up, TMNT is so much better and yes April was fine as hell. I still have my VHS tapes, I never got around to playing Turtles in Time but I do own the NES game with the awful water section.
>>79376843
*likes your post, upvotes it and shares on twitter*
>>79376867
Based song. There were talks on the news about him already reaching out to Putin to put an end to the war on my continent. Funny orange man good.
>>79376980
Cyanide or lead should work.
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>>79376980
C'mon, shit's fun
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>>79376991
too late. I took the cyanide pill.
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>>79377017
>too late. I took the cyanide pill.
Did it work?
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>>79377115
not yet. still waiting for it to kick in.
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>>79376843
>>79376990
Okay-okay, just don't get too deep into the irony territory
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>>79376980
Agree, American politics are for fags and women.
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>>79376990
I prefer the male gender build as well
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I don't know if its the name of the general being /male/ or what, but i picture you guys as a bunch of alpha ripped Chad's instead of robots. I cannot be the only one who thinks this
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>>79377332
As long as you don't fap to that...
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>>79375650
>you just lost the game

you need to be 18 to use this website
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>>79377332
I am literally the most handsome man on this board, no this entire site. Everyone here is a member of my court. We are all very very handsome and get lots of kisses from the girls at school at recess.
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>>79377332
Consider it a /budhole/, except it's not as gay
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>>79377150
I will take it as far as needed until Deathmetalkun turns his trip back on ITT. That man is a hero and I hate to see him post without his cape on.
>>79377367
Speak for yourself. The last meet up foid-kun, Andy, Junas and I went to we constantly made jokes about how we're over 1000 lbs combined. None of us wore deodorant either.
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>>79375650
>Did you believe in santa as a kid?
no, my parents didnt want to lie to me.
>What is the first memory you can recall?
my dad put my face in my birthday cake when i was 2
>What was child (You)s favorite thing to do?
i liked to play with legos a lot, and i tried to make stop motions when i was a bit older(10-14)
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>>79377335
>The origins of The Game are uncertain. The most common hypothesis is that The Game derives from another mental game, Finchley Central. While the original version of Finchley Central involves taking turns to name stations, in 1976, members of the Cambridge University Science Fiction Society (CUSFS) developed a variant wherein the first person to think of the titular station loses.
>The first known reference to The Game is a blog post from 2002 - the author states that they "found out about it online about 6 months ago".
It's already a retro game.
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>>79377408
>That man is a hero and I hate to see him post without his cape on.
Uh, what did he do?
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>>79377408
This is a blatant falsehood. I understand why you say it though. We need as few orbiters as possible. If the truth were to get out /male/ won't survive the onslaught of women.
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>>79377464
>If the truth were to get out /male/ won't survive the onslaught of women.
Relax, there's like 7 males for 3 females
https://www.4chan.org/advertise
Age: 18-34
Gender: ~70% male, ~30% female
Location: United States (47%), United Kingdom (7%), Canada (6%), Australia (4%), Germany (4%)
Interests: Japanese culture, anime, manga, video games, comics, technology, music, movies
Education: Majority attended or currently enrolled in college
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>>79377483
That means there's 60,000~ women online right now that would pile into this thread to get a chance to speak to Junas. Do you really want to play with fire?
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>>79377413
>and i tried to make stop motions when i was a bit older(10-14)
That's so cool, do you have any of them on youtube? I remember those eurobeat music video's from when I was a kid had them too.
https://youtu.be/tfIZKRdXKks
>>79377455
His mature demeanor manages to enrich the atmosphere of this thread by merely existing. I consider him a dear friend.
>>79377464
>I understand why you say it though.
Argh! You seem to always see through my lies and expose my true intentions!
>If the truth were to get out /male/ won't survive the onslaught of women.
Let's try and have one... single... thread without a biofem tripfag posting here. #7 will go down in history as the first safe space for men.
>>79377483
>Relax, there's like 7 males for 3 females
Keep in mind too that at least 5 of those males are submissive onions consuming simps who post in Beanie threads or whine about not getting a gf. They will not fight alongside us brethren. It's over. This general is the last beacon of hope for us.
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>>79377408
>we're over 1000 lbs combined.
kek, good shit man
one of the few times i couldn't joke about rolling over you guys because balls of fat can't roll over other balls of fat :^)

>None of us wore deodorant either.
mfw

>Captcha: YHWH4
>god is watching us
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>>79377585
>#7 will go down in history as the first safe space for men.
also, don't fucking jinx it, dude
make a wish in your heart and keep it to yourself
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Part 4 (Black gf)
Hey I didn't update because I thought no one cared but I saw some anons mention me in the past thread. Our date went great we went to some museums and we had our first kiss and it was amazing because she has really soft lips and she moaned during it which made me pre-cum a little. Now university started back up again we see each other almost everyday and she always wants to meet up and kiss all the time. Also I need some advice again, I put my arm on her back when we kissed yesterday and she grabbed it and put it on her butt is this a good sign?
>>79351901
I'm alive
>>79351843
Her dad lives in another city a couple of hours away so I should be fine
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>>79377711
>she grabbed it and put it on her butt is this a good sign?
Yes, now the correct play is to grab her hand and place it on your crotch next time when you're alone, together and kissing. You will instantly become a sex haver. Congrats.
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I woke up and I didn't get to post for a whole 3 hours because I decided to sleep until right before I needed to get up and do my job.
Wasn't up for the big 5 discussion but here's my graph.
I guess this is what I expected. I got ENTP when I did the MBTI tests which are also characterized as being open minded and unfriendly.

>Did you believe in santa as a kid?
Yeah until my dad just straight up said he was buying me things for christmas
>What is the first memory you can recall?
laying on the carpet, holding a baby bottle
I roll over and let the bottle swing out of my arm
It cracks against the gorund
>What was child (You)s favorite thing to do?
I have been online since I was 10.
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>>79377760
Stupid fucking spam filter

>>79375670
Wow you were a little asshole weren't you?
Did you want to smash the tiny elf houses?

>>79375671
>i didn't become an introvert until i started to get bullied
Kids are so confident until they get shit on by life. I'm trying to reclaim that for myself and maybe you can too.

>>79375713
I had one too. It was $200 and I thought that was an absurd amount of money when I was that age.

>>79375779
>Niglets harassing me when I was 3. They tried to take my scooter so I hit one of them with it and ran.
Me except I'm 15 and they were 15 and it was my phone
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I HAVE TO SPLIT THIS SHIT INTO 3 PARTS JUST TO FIGURE WHAT'S TRIGGERING IT WHY WON'T YOU JUST TELL ME GODDAMMIT

>>79377777
God I miss doing that to chicks

>>79375964
What did your Christmases revolve around if it wasn't Santa?

>>79375965
I would like their presence more if you fuckers weren't so easy bait just by calling you a moid

>>79376043
I tried getting a 10-year-old to navigate using a map and the sun as a compass. He didn't even try, said it was stupid, and asked why it was important when he has a phone.

>>79376122
I will continue to pretend otherwise until my desire for female affection goes away.

>>79376530
I'm gonna use this from now on

>>79376778
Fuck we're just like them

>>79377332
A bunch of us have jobs and sex which basically makes us kings on /r9k/

>>79377711
She wants the fuk
That is not a joke
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>>79377782
I DIDN'T EVEN CHANGE ANYTHING IT JUST LET IT THROUGH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>God I miss doing that to chicks
meant for >>79375897
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>>79377760
Good morning.
>ENTP
You're basically me but introverted. As for my big 5, well, let's not mention it.

Perfect time for me to go to sleep. Good night, day, afternoon to all my fellas.
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>>79377585
Again, stop being so dramatic. Also, I'm not even a death metal fan (although I definitely prefer it to K-pop), it would be too deceiving to continue using that name.
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Reminder, agreeableness, openness and neuroticism (emotional instability) is for fags and women.
https://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/abs/pii/S0191886912002826
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>>79377801
Meant extroverted*
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>>79377777
funny funny numbers
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>>79377801
>Perfect time for me to go to sleep. Good night, day, afternoon to all my fellas.
Sleep tight.
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>>79377855
>>79377777
holy shit quints.
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the image/bump limit quotient is still around 0.38, gotta bring it down to 0.3, lads
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>>79377888
funny funny funny numbers
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>>79377888
kill yourself to death fucko
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>Did you believe in santa as a kid?
St. Nicholas yes, santa no.
>What is the first memory you can recall?
Playing with my grandfather.
>What was child (You)s favorite thing to do?
Play with a gas station toy set using toy cars that I had around.
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>>79377898
no, stop hoarding the image space, slut
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Greetings, plebians! It is I, niggerfaggot-kun!
>>79377896
Hello!
>>79377888
Greetings!
>>79377871
Hello!
>>79377855
Hello!
>>79377835
Hello!
>>79377832
Pleased to meet you!
>>79377802
Hello!
>>79377801
Greetings!
>>79377795
Hello!
>>79377782
Greetings!
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>>79377920
Good bye
Good bye
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>>79377777
nice quints
>confident
i wouldn't say confident, more like... cheerful, at least in my case
then some fat fuck decided to pick on me for no good reason, from the very first time i saw him, i got this instant feeling of repulsion
said and done, he made my life hell and others jumped in on the bandwagon, the fucking cunt
he's basically the only person who i still hold a grudge against and always will

>I'm trying to reclaim that for myself and maybe you can too.
i already have, i've grown witty enough to get at least some of my cheerfulness back
best of luck in your quest though, you sound like you need it

>>79377802
>I'm not even a death metal fan
you don't have to be
here, names are given to you by others most of the time
better just roll with it
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>>79377802
>I'm not even a death metal fan (although I definitely prefer it to K-pop)
Ah, I get it, because Foid-kun parodied Moid-chan, someone else parodied Berries, you parodied Kpopnona.
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>>79377917
I am a slut only for shortstacks

>>79377920
Heh you said hi to me twice

>>79377941
>you sound like you need it
CLEARLY I do not talk about how cool I am enough itt

>>79377963
thank god you didn't compare me to scara
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>>79377920
Chatgpt is getting better and better at solving captchas
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>>79378011
kek, i meant it in the nicest way possible
i've been there and god knows i needed my cheerfulness back, so if you're still in that situation, you definitely need it and i wish you the best of luck and determination seeing it through
no one deserves to be stuck in the past for whatever reason

also...
>scara
i don't think anyone here would be pleased being compared like that... no offense but already offending, lol
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>>79378011
>thank god you didn't compare me to scara
Hmm, you both avatarfag through some sleazy bishonens
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>>79377802
I will do my best to refrain from my dramatic attitude when addressing you. I don't think it would be deceiving and agree with Andy, besides, I don't know much about you besides you educating me on the SCP universe.
>>79377801
Sleep well foid-kun!
>>79377963
>enjoys drama
>enjoys attention
>constantly say I'm leaving but return the next day
Oh my God... Does that mean I am...
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>>79378128
Don't get too deep, or you'll summon more >>79377920
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>>79377920
hi little witch
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>>79378200
Well, that was a fast example >>79378204
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>>79378200
You're right. Their post history reeks of low intelligence.
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Elden ring is one of my favorite game but the dlc was so disapointing. I don't mind the difficulty, the narrative and gameplay design was just bad...
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>>79378323
They should've used more Godwyn
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>>79378323
But Elden Ring already had bad narrative and gameplay design?
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>>79378323
I managed to 100% the first couple zones before quitting out of boredom at 40ish hours played. For me the issue lies with open world games and their tendency to rehash area's and encounters. I spend most of my time on my horse looking for interesting encounters than actually encountering them. I've heard a few opinions from gamers that they value $/hr in videogames and I think that led to this empty openworld/sandbox trend in AAA games. The last three Zelda games were also disappointing for me.
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>>79378323
>the narrative and gameplay design was just bad...
I guess using Radahn again was a bit lame, although I did like the seeting of Maleniafags it brought
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>>79378400
Weak, I finished the base game two times
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>>79378341
Or just not trying to insert some bizarre overcomplex icnestuous gay ship

>>79378355
For me, G.R.R Martin did a good job. What was wrong ?
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>>79378431
True, though I always knew Mike was a bad guy. I'm glad the DLC made it clear.
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>>79378400
Yes, it's a bit boring past the beast boss and the female knight. On top of that, this dlc is full of reused assets and large empty areas, and if you take the time to explore and find secret treasures you'll mostly end up with a fucking mushroom, what a fraud.
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>>79378431
>"Tarnished... Awaken"
>"Become.. The Elden Guy"
>walk up to literal who guy with a giant weapon (may or may not have been mentioned one time in the opening cutscene)
>"You will never...
>Be... The Elden Guy....
>Because.... you are foul Tarnished...."
>dodge all of his attacks with I-frames and kill him
>repeat until run out of monsters and guys with giant weapons
>"All our Elden Ring are belong to you..."
>finish game
>everybody proceeds to watch YouTube for the lore
Really great narrative, sasuga George-sensei.
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>>79378509
Eh, you can treat Elden Ring as more of an action game
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>>79378509
Isn't that a way of saying all games have a bad narrative ?
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>>79376843
based and bitterpilled
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>>79378572
>we're going to make this general for MEN with none of that FEMININE SHIT or ATTENTION WHORING
>but it's actually for us to tripfag haha b-but we're totally just making fun of the foids, okay??
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>>79378668
Now you're getting it anon, b-b-but where is your trip?
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>>79378668
>b-but we're totally just making fun of the foids
I'm not. This is who I am. I'm a narcissist, I'm not ashamed to admit that I need help and that's why I joined this group session.
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>>79378045
I've got a plenty positive outlook for myself. I just don't believe in everyone else.

>>79378127
Well MINE kills women

>>79378323
I still haven't beaten Radahn. The rest of the series clicked for me pretty quick and everything wasn't that bad except bloodborne's dlc right up until him and Malenia. Except I beat Malenia.

>>79378668
Yeah nah I am explicitly here for attention please shower me with it

>>79378758
my nigga
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>>79378840
that's good to hear then, anon
it's important to look after yourself
>I just don't believe in everyone else.
well i do, one person can do a lot of harm or a lot of good if they employ the right means and get a little push from fate
even without the push, they can already do so much, i just can't help but believe in people, lol

the evidences of others' potential is shoved in my face all the fucking time, i'd be a fool to ignore them
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>>79378840
Precisely!~ Well said, my kinsmen! I know exactly what you mean as I, too, have narcissistic tendencies! Shall we begin the Discord server soon?
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>>79376843
papyrus
https://youtu.be/jVhlJNJopOQ
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>>79379143
yeah
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q8PdffUfoF0
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>>79378323
what build?
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>>79377731
>>79377782
How would we even do it? We're both each others first dating, first hand holding, first kiss, and now first time. Neither of us know how to do it and I know id last two seconds, any advice on how to make it not suck?
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>>79377711
>and she grabbed it and put it on her butt is this a good sign?
Yeah, but don't rush the sex
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>>79378323
I bought the dlc and went to replay the game so I could play the dlc but after the first 5 hours I remembered how much of a slog Elden ring is, so I stopped.
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>>79379457
For now, keep it to the cuddle level, maybe jokingly tell her you'll give her your body as a gift for Christmas if she continues to be a good girl, ask her to gentle with you.
(This will only work if you are trully good friends and have a sense of humor for casual jokes like that)
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I hate being male and I hate males.
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>>79379570
Sounds like a you problem
I like most of males
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>>79379570
Only males, what about females?
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>>79379617
No problem with them. Females are right about toxic masculinity. Men love nothing more than putting each other down, bullying each other and feeling superior to other men. For an average male humiliating another male is the best possible experience in life. Even if the bullying is illogical and nonsensical, that doesn't matter because logic is fake and gay for an average male. If you care about logic and consistency you will be called a gay autistic retard.
The reason why males love self improvement is because they want to feel better than others so they can humiliate others more. There's a reason why talking about how only x% of males do this or can do this, or categorization of males into alpha,beta etc. is so common in all self improvement circles.
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>>79379666
Welp then you're an indecisive pussy who ignores the other half of humanity. Either hate humanity as a whole, or don't be a hater at all.
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>>79379748
Why should I hate women? Nothing I said applies to women.
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>>79379775
Skill issue.
https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/18618528/
>Results: Seventy-nine men and 82 women were detained in the hospital under criminal charges in that period, having killed (132) or attempted to kill (29) their own child(ren).
They sure don't have a problem with spawncamping and can compete with men at low levels, though.
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>>79379798
How many women do you personally know that have attempted to kill their own children? Because for me it's 0. I don't know what your study is supposed to prove.
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>>79379570
Every anon should be allowed to take a genderswap drug and live life as a little girl for a while
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>>79379821
>How many women do you personally know that have attempted to kill their own children? Because for me it's 0.
I don't know any men like that either. Then again, our personal experiences mean shit compared to the scientific researches of many people.
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>>79379854
>I don't know any men like that either.
The vast majority of men are like that.
>Then again, our personal experiences mean shit compared to the scientific researches of many people.
Maybe, but generalizing from study of 200 criminals isn't it either.
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>>79379570
>>79379666
Dude
>>79375650
>>I'm a tranny, am I welcome?
>Go to >>>/lgbt/
Wrong board
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>>79379875
I'm not a transgender though.
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>>79379854
>scientific researches of many people
You're thinking of kikes, not "people"
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>>79379872
>Maybe, but generalizing from study of 200 criminals isn't it either.
It sure is better than your hatebabble. Women can be as crappy as men, ignoring that knowledge is foolish.
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>>79379875
>>79375650
>Ignore foid bait
I think this is one of those
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>>79379899
You sure desire to be a woman
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the image/bump limit quotient is lesser than 0.3, good job lads
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Good evening

>Did I believe in Satan
I believed in God till I was about 8 so I presume I would have believed in Satan.

>First memory
Walking from the main road to my house on a cold grey day with my dad. I have this vague image of seeing my house halfway down the road and holding my dad's hand. I'd guess I was about 3 and I want to say we had the extension done or it was just being finished when i remember this. Pretty meh overall.

>Fave thing to do
Loved going to my grandma's house and chasing the chickens, playing with the dogs and cooking with here then watching TV with her. Really comfy. Just been and had tea with here tonight and it's still my favorite thing to do. Love my grandma she's my best friend sometimes feel she's the only one who wants the best for me.


>Me moaning now
Been a weird 2 months for me recently, quit my apprenticeship in June and moped about for most of the summer then got a job with a firm my uncle is with. Appreciate Plant mechanic, not what I dreamed of but I never had much of one. Its harder than the last job and I'm not as keen on anyone there but hay ho I'm stuck now unless I really want to go off the rails.

I think I'm starting to get noticed by women recently, which is like wow it's happened I'm 20 and people are sort of into me. Only one I seriously talked to was like perfect alt GF, I really liked here but I find talking with people over text and stuff really awkward. Didn't help that she was near enough as quiet as me and didn't really text back.

Anyway met another girl but I'm hoping this is more of a friend and opening social doors for me. She comes into the pub I work at like 11 in the evening and watches me, here friend/college and lover/not really/ boss. All really cool people and friends but she is bubbly and just really nice. Someone who gets on with everyone. I've spoken to her a good bit about relationship advice and here and here boss/bf, had a little heart to heart...
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>>79379570
sign up to fight in gaza or ukraine, you can legally kill other males and will stop being male soon
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>>79379915
>Women can be as crappy as men, ignoring that knowledge is foolish.
They can but by and large they aren't.
>>79379946
I don't.
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>>79379982
>they aren't.
That's a skill issue
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>>79375650
>Did you believe in santa as a kid?
My family didn't celebrate Christmas so I didn't either. It does sound fun though, maybe I'll join in once I graduate college.

>What is the first memory you can recall?
Climbing up to a table or playing with a plastic keyboard. Not sure which came first.

>What was child (You)s favorite thing to do?
Playing flash games (began using the family computer at age 3 or 4) and collecting snails or pill bugs.
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>>79379915
https://www.npr.org/transcripts/5171860
Ms. VINCENT: Yeah, well it was, again, it was an interesting contrast in male and female competitiveness, because I had grown up, I was a tomboy. I grew up playing sports with women my whole life. And with these guys, again, I thought, okay, they're gonna be hyper-competitive. They're gonna want to, you know, kick me around because I'm terrible at this.
And in fact, they all really, you know, I found that men don't generally wanna beat you when you're not at your best. They don't, you know, as a guy just said to me recently, you know, you don't wanna win the pool game when the other guy scratches on the eight ball. That's no fun. And so they wanted to help me to get better, and then you wanna, you don't wanna beat the guy on the handicap. You wanna beat him at his best.
And whereas a woman, you know, I often find female competitiveness is, has some undercurrents to it that are a, you know, can be a little nasty, and it's just an interesting difference.

actually, another woman thinks they are slightly more nasty
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>>79379922
If you've actually read the post you'd know there's no way a woman wrote it.
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>>79380035
damn, are you saying women CAN'T LIE?
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>>79379973
>>Did I believe in Satan
Dude, no. He was asking about Santa.
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>>79379748
>>79379666
>simpcuckie only has enough hatred for half of humanity
Weak.
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>>79380093
Agree, hating only one gender is for fags and women.
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>>79379973
...and she asked if I'd like to come out with her friends next week (big win). Didn't go out the week after as a show she was going to didn't go to plan and they had to stay and watch it the night after. I met here friends on Friday, I was a bit miffed as they basically invited them down after I locked the door and I was already tired grotty. Nice people had a laugh I vaguely knew their faces.

Last night I went out with them and it was just a quiet drink which is my cup of tea. Met the people who I met on Friday at their bar as they were closing then staying in a pub up the road met here brother and a few other people. It was good basically had a free night but I just feel like a fly on the wall sometimes. Ik I don't know these people but I've been at college and again I just feel like a fly on the wall and I don't get involved with people. I have half tried but it's like i can't be myself.

I have no idea where I'm going with this. Rough game plan is get a gf by new years. Also going off on the bike for a few days so that might give me something to talk about. I just want actual friend I don't like being at home watching YouTube alone I just end up being sad.

Thank you for reading my blog post.
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>>79380073
Fuck, I can't read
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>>79380112
I'm glad for you or sorry that happened, but did you believe in Santa Claus, though?
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>>79380112
>Thank you for reading my blog post.
>>79380123
>Fuck, I can't read
Welp
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>>79380123
Don't worry, we couldn't read you either
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>>79380112
just don't accidentally dox your license plate here, especially with all that water acting like a mirror
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Fellas, It's getting cold since it's november and all, and I think I need a skirt to stay warm is my girlfriend going to think less of me for that?
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>>79380333
Yes, unless you're in Scotland
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>>79380374
kayooote
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https://youtu.be/d4xTktY-lrw
Damn
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>>79380424
male moment
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>>79375650
>Did you believe in santa as a kid?
Yes.
>What is the first memory you can recall?
When I was on a plane coming back from Puerto Rico.
>What was child (You)s favorite thing to do?
Probably playing with the few toys I had.
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>>79380715
The fuck is that gachashit?
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>>79380757
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Romancing_SaGa_2
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>>79380796
Okay, nevermind then
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MOVE ASIDE BITCHES
THREAD QUALITY COMING THROUGH
I am BACK FROM WORK and my brain is ON FIRE

>>79380757
>retard can't read filenames

>>79380333
If you have big, hairy, tree trunk legs (me until I started shaving them) then probably not.

>>79380374
They look so stupid with formal upper wear

>>79379973
>>79380112
>I have half tried but it's like i can't be myself.
Talk to them like how you would someone from /here/. If that makes them uncomfortable then it's just not meant to be.
Could also be that you don't know how to talk about your life. Even neets have more interesting lives than they think, they just aren't good at presenting it.

>can set a deadline for getting a gf
>is actually achievable
gratz explode

>>79379843
There are three times as many mtf as there are ftm. https://prevention.ucsf.edu/transhealth/education/data-recs-summary
How many of them do you think would go back?

>>79379798
How the hell do you fail an attempt to kill a child?

>>79379570
The trick is to learn to be happy with it anyway

>>79379457
You know the basics. Everything else you'll have to "experiment" to figure out what you'll like. Don't go in expecting it to be a blast, it's your first and you don't know what you're doing. Just try to have a good time.

>>79378932
>the evidences of others' potential is shoved in my face all the fucking time
Where do you find these capable non-retarded people? I have been looking to expand my social circle with people who aren't a waste of oxygen.
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>>79380951
>I am BACK FROM WORK and my brain is ON FIRE
Literally who?
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>>79380986
>literally who
How DARE you address our esteemed poster in such an undistinguished manner? That "literally who" you are alluding to is actually... um...?
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>>79380951
He doesn't post on 4chan during the paid 7th break in the work bathroom, ngmi.
Well I also just finished work so I'm gonna own some scrubs in BO6 while listening to German heavy metal and 2010 white girl music
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>>79375650
i don't care about anything anymore i just want to go snowboarding
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>>79381224
On a scale of 1 - 5 how would you rate it? A friend picked it up, and while I've been bored to death with COD since BO3 but, I do have the itch to play zombies. I just don't have any confidence that they delivered on a good product.
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>>79381231
No snow?
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>>79375650
>>Did you believe in santa as a kid?
I believed in Santa until I was about 5 or 6 years old.
>>What is the first memory you can recall?
Being in my backyard when I was about 3 or 4 years old. Riding my tricycle, playing etc.
>>What was child (You)s favorite thing to do?
Going outside to play with my friends. Riding bikes and making up games to play with friends, sometimes we went on adventures and explored the neighbourhood.
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>>79375650
>>Did you believe in santa as a kid?
Pretend Santa is 100% real and he'll give you anything (within his means) for being a good boy this year.
What do you all want for Christmas?
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>>79381252
I would rate it a 4 if the maps were better. I think the movement and gunplay is really good but the maps kinda suck and the campaign is mid and stupid. The zombies is a bit boring for me because I think it's way too easy. Like in Bo2 I would rarely get past round 25 but in this game it's easy to get to 50 plus solo but I think the current zombie maps for the game are the problem and different maps would make it harder So overall a 3 but it could be improved if better maps get added.
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>>79375650
How do I ask my gf if any non-male family members have heard her fart.
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>>79381325
Meaningful connection with a good girl. I'm not entirely serious about this, but maybe it would be cool. Serious answer is a more promising future for two important people in my life, and a better job that I don't want to shoot myself after my shift is done.

>>79381423
Cheers, I might pick it up on gamepass and see how I feel about it.
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>>79375650
Didn't post last thread but I pick sex with elves.

>Did you believe in santa as a kid?
No.
>What is the first memory you can recall?
Puking my guts out at the zoo.
>What was child (You)s favorite thing to do?
Early morning game cube on the weekends or snail collecting on rainy days.
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Just woke up, might go back to bed soon, what have you monkeys done to this thread...
>>79380951
Hol' up. You shave your legs??? Why???
>>79381576
>Puking my guts out at the zoo.
Did you eat something bad or was it an animal? Context my man.
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Just woke up. How are the fellas doing.

>>79379666
>people only do self improvement to put down others
Society doesn't care about the average man, to them he's worthless and disposable. I think many men know this and pursue self improvement so that they can feel more confident in themselves. Go to the gym, try to push a pitiful amount of weight and the gym bros will spot you and still cheer you on. I don't think it's as bleak as you say.

>>79380112
Glad you're out meeting new people. I hate being surrounded by a group of new people and only knowing one of them. That fly on the wall feeling is a bit awkward but I guess it has its perks because you can get away with just drinking and nodding to everyone. Also, definitely go on a bike trip and take pictures for us.
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>>79382093
What the fuck. Get off MY sleep schedule.
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>>79377782
>What did your Christmasses revolve around
Just getting presents. Normal Christmas stuff like the family celebrating it, you know
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>>79382093
>Did you eat something bad or was it an animal?
I dunno, maybe motion sickness from the long car ride and the greasy diner food on the way there. I was just a pukey kid in general.
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>>79382129
Hey! I was awake first! Wait a minute... it's like close to midnight for you. Oh my God, are you on a vampire schedule?
Do I need to remind you of >>79375678 ?
>>79382206
>I was just a pukey kid in general.
I can only assume you were on a booger and sand diet now. I'm glad you were able to grow out of it.
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>>79382140
I don't, my family slowly phased out Christmas due to laziness

>>79382093
>Why???
My legs are gigantic so straight fit jeans turn into slim fits and slim fits into skinny.
My leg hairs can get caught in between the fibers and yanked out which hurts a lot. So I just shave.

>>79381224
Usually I'm active all day on wfh days but we have some projects they're riding my ass to get in so I had to do my job today.
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>>79382621
He will not ever catch me. I can turn into mist at the drop of a hat.

>>79382849
Sleep well anon
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>>79382621
Actually boogers build up your immune system so I'm only worse off.
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moids r stinky
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Who else doing nnn? Woke up with my hands in my pants wtf
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This moid is currently on what is often referr to as an incel walk. The weather is very very good thank you I like a lot lot.
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>>79383594
It looks so liminal, aren't you afraid of getting raped by a random?
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Holy fuck I nearly just got blasted by a skunk at point blank. Luckily the little guy wasn't trigger happy and just scampered off.
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>>79383607
No it's completely safe. The most dangerous thing outside is ME
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Who else /clumsy/?
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>>79383619
It looks so boring but so aesthetic at the same time, I hope you are the one doing the raping anon
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>>79383838
I often drop stuff but my reactions are quick so I try to catch it but I over correct and send it flying up and then like a cartoon I basically juggle it on accident until I catch it finally.

>>79383848
Yes, it's extremely boring, most American suburbs are. It's great at this time though because it's absolutely dead outside and is eerily calm and relaxing.
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KAMEHAMEHAAAA
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>>79383591
>Who else doing nnn?
I technically do, though I started before November and plan to continue a bit after it.
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>>79383561
>moids r stinky
Isn't that a good thing?
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>Did you believe in santa as a kid?
Yeah until I was like 6 or 7 when some kid in school told me Santa isn't real and it's your parents, but I pretended he was real to not let down my parents.
>What is the first memory you can recall?
I don't remember how old I was maybe 3 or 4? But I was at my cousins apartment neighborhood outside on a public bench and I saw ants crawling. I think that's when I gained consciousness?
>What was child (You)s favorite thing to do?
I hate how as a kid I got addicted to video games. Both my parents were wagies who waged all day so I was basically home all by myself as a kid. I don't know how parents let their 6 year old kid walk all alone home after school and then basically cook dinner and be in a home all alone. Parents told me to keep this a secret since CPS would take us away from my parents if they found out.
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>>79384619
>undercover kpop picture
did you forget your trip? i know who you are! git out, shoo!
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>>79384653
>kpop
It's Jpop I like idols and not your boggie man.
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>>79384653
>>undercover kpop picture
Shit, almost fooled me. Based noticer.
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>>79384659
then why was she using her hair as a mustache? she was clearly a kpop agent in disguise. it almost fooled me. you can't pull the wool over my eyes, PAL!
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>>79384666
It's literally the same girl and it's jpop. I don't listen to kpop because it's trash and they sexualize their dance moves.
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>>79384659
Ain't that the same simpshit?
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>>79384669
It's less fun when you don't go along with the joke anon..
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>>79384671
Think of a coin anon it's the same coin just different side and different culture behind it. I can go more into detail but don't know if you care about this type of shit since it's niche.

>>79384673
Sorry anon I don't get the joke but I hate kpop since they always say that when it's jpop.
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>>79384619
>>79384659
>>79384669
>>79384684
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qPiC9zo9F2w
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>>79384659
>Jpop
I don't like vtubers either
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>>79384715
Is this game any good? I wanted to try it out but I read somewhere it has the same 3 map layouts. I'll chill out with the avatarfagging after this post since this thread is slow.

>>79384728
I don't like vtubers either anon. I like actual real girls not some 2D pixels.
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>>79384739
>Is this game any good?
Yes.
>I wanted to try it out but I read somewhere it has the same 3 map layouts.
No.
>I'll chill out with the avatarfagging after this post since this thread is slow.
Good.
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>>79384761
Were you in the army bro? This one word replies just gave me that vibe.
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>>79384766
>Were you in the army bro?
Yes.
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>>79384771
That's one of my regrets in life. I should have gone to the air force after high school instead trying to chase empty college dreams that didn't work out. Can you tell me about your experience and what it was like?
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>>79384766
The only thing that brings him to say more is if you ask his opinion on orcs.
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>>79384780
Don't go there.
>>79384782
Orks.
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>>79384782
Is there like a discord or something? How does everyone know each other in this thread already?

>>79384793
Do you have autism? I was looking more of a response.
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>>79384805
I don't I'm just assuming because I think I remember seeing him post warhammer stuff and then start posting orks. I think he wishes he was a big strong ork or something ya know?
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>>79384766
You don't need a lot of words to make yourself clear, I like it
https://youtu.be/04ynCrOJadM
>>79384823
I post WH too, tho
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>>79384805
what are you
a w*man?
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>>79384844
Well sometimes you do or else how would misunderstandings occur?

>>79384885
No I have autism and like details about things because I also have aphantasia which means I can't imagine things so the next best thing is when people describe things to me.
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the image/bump limit quotient is close to 0.3 again, careful there
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>>79384898
Based hall monitor quotient poster. Keep this ship on track.
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>>79384905
>Based hall monitor quotient poster. Keep this ship on track.
compliance
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>>79384659
>idols
I read a manga about that. Retards worship some 16 year old girls and their purity, while those girls whore themselves out and get pregnant. This shit is cucked.
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>>79384992
Oshi no Ko? That manga sucked ass after the first arc and went straight down hill.
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>>79384897
I think he doesn't really want to talk to you, since you're an idolfag and probably a simp.
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>>79385003
You can like idols without being a simp. I know it's a hard concept to grasp since most idolfans are fucking annoying and disillusioned as fuck.
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>>79385007
Welp, I hope you aren't.
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>>79385016
I'm not anon. I just like watching cute girls sing and dance since I'm depressed loser. I'm not dropping bands and hoping one of them will marry me one day lmao
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>>79385020
>hoping one of them will marry me one day
But what if?
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>>79385034
In all the years I liked idols and idol history I have never seen an ex idol marry a foreigner that wasn't a millionaire. Even if he was a millionaire it's still super rare this even happens.
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>>79385007
>You can like idols without being a simp.
Sure...
Like if you simply want to be like them...
Like if you are, for example...
A woman
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>>79385065
I would never want to be an idol let alone a women. I'm glad I was born a man and don't have to deal with mood swings and periods.
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>>79385075
Fine, fine, we'll believe you... for now
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>>79385100
Idols are just one of the things I'm passionate about anon since I don't really find much happiness in anything else. Video games just don't hit the same as they used too.
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Alright I'll tell you everything I know! /biofem/ general put an insane amount of HRT meds in all of your Gatorade and coffee, its too late. You're all fucked. Enjoy your tit's faggo-- gah!
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>>79385131
You really think we would get tricked that easily? Nobody smuggles estrogen into /male/ unnoticed.
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>>79385075
yeah fr. one of my friends is always telling me how he wishes he was born a woman since he could get laid so much easieror somethin, but i think dealing with periods and mood swings far outweighs the benefits of supposedly being able to easily get laid.
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>>79385131
>Gatorade and coffee
Are for fags and women. I drink tap water.
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>>79385230
Yeah he also could get cursed and become a female hamplanet or ugly. Nobody wants to touch those. Also don't forget child birth fuck that. If he really wants to get laid just tell him to pay for hookers or go to massage places.
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>>79385149
not a bad idea to give the /biofem/'s testosterone to merge both generals
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>>79385230
>being able to easily get laid.
With men, yikes. I'm still not sure how most women are into that shit.
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>>79385334
>not sure how most women are into that shit
jamie, pull up the okcupid ratings by gender chart.
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A male thread for men. Damn that's cool. Just saw that biofem stuff for awhile. What do you guys get up to?
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>>79385407
what does anyone on this site get up to other than talk?
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>>79385425
I don't know my guy. I see those foids doin shit. Figured the guys would be rocking it harder. It's r9k, man what happened to you guys?
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>>79385431
what kind of shit did you see them doing? I thought they just kicked rocks back and forth while simps beg for attention. as for us, well we talk about anything we want. sometimes it's about self improvement, sometimes about our dating lives, sometimes for advice and other times we just do some webfishing or a boardgame. nothing too crazy ya know?
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>>79385425
/v/ boards play games together
come to think of it, we do that too
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>>79385445
Well seen a few get jobs an shit. One is a doctor or nurse or something and some draw. I see advice goin on there too. Though yeah there is a lot of simps. I get it ya know a couple of them ya just want to hit on.
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>>79385451
/male/ is migrating to /vg/ now. we will take another waifu gacha game out of their catalog.
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>>79385407
>>79385451
right, there are a couple of gamers
>>79341850
>>79342220
>>79373804
>>79374789
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>>79385474
Now that you mention it I think it's time for me to do some fishin. Not sure if anyone wants to join but I'll post the lobby code shortly
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>>79385451
Speaking of /v/, Queen of /v/ 2024 is starting soon. Anyone's joining, what are your picks for that tournament?
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>>79385496
Na, I am an old fag. Whenever I see someone bringin up a "QUEEN" I just hav an indescribable hate.
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>>79385512
Heh, you want SaiMoe and SaiGar back?
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i'll leave it open for an hour or so

lobby code YP6VKQ
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>>79385523
Who what now?
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>>79385561
https://saimoe.fandom.com/wiki/SaiGAR
canned /a/ tournaments from 2007
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>>79385576
Oh that's where those fucking videos came from. Holy shit. Always wondered where they were based on.
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>>79385598
There were attempts to bring those tournaments back to /a/, however, unlike /co/ or even /v/, they just couldn't behave themselves.
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I love board hosted events and things of the sort. Only ones I've really tuned into were the 4ch cup and /v/idya awards though. /r9k/ needs something too. Perhaps a music station with depressing music on all day.
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>>79385627
Well, just like with /a/, I'm not sure hosts will trust us to be civil and sane about that.
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>>79385642
>Well, just like with /a/
Not aware of what you're referencing. Only started browsing /a/ in like 09 or so and don't remember any board events aside from secret s/a/nta. I don't think hosting is an issue, you can just spin up a virtual private server and throw something small on it.
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>>79385670
Not sure what happened on /a/, but I remember someone on /v/ doing a "blood" tribute as part of his campaign, using his own blood I believe. I'm a bit afraid to imagine what r9kfags can do, given their history.
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What makes /r9k/ men so feminine?
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>>79385742
>What makes /r9k/ men so feminine?
identityfaggotry
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>>79384844
https://youtu.be/LSM7AF2Rvbc
the peak of male gaming
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>>79385742
/r9k/ has always been a collection of loners and rejects. I'd say that accounts for it mostly but obviously it doesn't apply to everyone.
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>>79385351
There you go, Adam. As you can see, women are naturally more picky.
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>>79385334
>>79385907
>With men, yikes. I'm still not sure how most women are into that shit.
it appears that women are actually not into that shit (men) that much after all.
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>pay for bathroom to be redone
>they finish it
>i go in to use the new shower
>everything looks great
>realize the shower head is way fucking lower
>have to lower my head like a cuck in order to take a sad shower
kill me
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>>79386218
call them up to raise it again back to where it was
you didn't tell them to lower the shower head, did you?
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>>79385907

People like to use that stat but not the blogpost from where it came from. While women rate men differently, women also are the ones that get passed looks quicker once a conversation starts and they get invested.

Men more often hold onto that hotness rating in the back of their minds.
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HAHAHAHA I love being a man. FUCK WOMEN
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>>79386249
No I think the issue is simply the design of the new shower head. It's a simple fix but I was excited for my new shower. Now the real question is how long will I take sad cuck showers before I go out, buy and install a new shower head.

>>79386256
>women also are the ones that get passed looks quicker
Yeah there's probably truth to that but I think men in general have much lower standards than women.

>>79386259
It's fucking awesome.
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>>79386282
go out right now and buy/install it today
it's really bothersome to shower like that, back when i visited grandma the shower there was too low so i had to lower myself too
so get to it
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>>79385842
ive been posting here ten years, i have a wife and raised my kids but no close male friends ever, guess i am a half ribit cybirg
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>>79386303
>i have a wife and raised my kids
>half ribit cybirg
you insult us cyborgs like that, you're a normalfag
get out
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>>79386312
Everyone becomes a "normalfag" by the standards of this board at some point in life. Basically all oldfags are normalfags to the average newfriend today, including me :^)
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>>79386303
FAGGOTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT, grhh you are so disgusting
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>>79386327
yeah, you either die an hero or you live long enough to become a normalfag
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>>79386303
4chan was created for the "rebellious" millennials when they were young. Not surprisingly, the core of the community has grown out of that "lol so random humor about over 9000 internets".
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Why do normalfags come here in our space? Why can't they leave us alone? We have nowhere to go
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The least they can fucking do is let us have /r9k/ but noooo
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>>79386341
I hope namefags die lmao. They should hang themselves lol
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>>79386339
I have had one girlfriend and we had sex multiple times.

I am essentially a massive normalfag basically.

>>79386341
I don't know about everyone but I've been here since the beginning. My friend told me /b/ was gay and that /r9k/ was better in 2008 while we were playing guitar hero.
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>>79386348
indeed you are, and you need to get the fuck out as well
who says that me telling normalfags to get out ever works though, but it still doesn't stop me
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>>79386303
>but no close male friends ever
Ideally, your wife should be your best friend anyway. The perfect marriage is just like having a best friend you can fuck sometimes. Then you get older, and even your children leave you, but your best friend remains at your side, till death do you part, even though she becomes ugly and you don't want to fuck her anymore.
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>>79386378
this, basically
it's all about the synergy, sexual attraction is definitely a factor but not the main thing
although... ideally your kids will visit you sometimes, they may grow up and go build their own families but that doesn't mean they aren't a part of yours still
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>>79386367
There's places for people that are virgins you know right? /r9k/ was never the virgin board. Sure it had many people who were virgins but the boards culture sprung up around being a place for lonely idiots to vent. If purity is important to you then just go to wizchan, that incel forum or some truecel /r/eddit. I do get it though, this place is for lonely retards and not normies that have sex often and don't know what being lonely is actually like.
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>>79385742
I was raised by women and never had male friends.
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>>79386396
anon, come the fuck on, do i sound at least half serious in my posts there?
and i thought i was dense...

i'm already in the acceptance phase of normalfags invading the board, and i'm not too bothered by them currently, except for the ones who keep shoving their normalfag problems in our faces (crying with a full belly, as we say here)
purity means fuckall to me, your past does not matter to me, only what you do here
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>>79386450
I though I was okay at spotting irony but maybe I'm just retarded (very likely)
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>>79386472
we're all retards here but that's beside the point
i can't blame you, what with some fellow retards actually taking things seriously in this place of all places and being very vocal about their shit
one can't help but think about it
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What are the chances we actually get a jannie that actually cleans up some of the shit on this board? I'm thinking 1%.
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Only around 70 days until Trumpnis inaugurated and total tranny death begins; How are we feeling? Gonna lose a lot of tripfags.
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>>79375650
>>Did you believe in santa as a kid?
Yes, but it quickly faded as I noticed how much nonsense it is.
>>What is the first memory you can recall
Not sure, a lot of them are very short and vague. One of the earliest was probably just watching teletubbies, but I don't remember much except for the room I was in.
>>What was child (You)s favorite thing to do?
Study mathematics, machines, building rockets with dad and just playing outside with friends.

>>79383591
It's a stupid fad imo. It's like, just because someone with OCD will take a 16 baths daily and ruin their skin with detergents, doesn't mean you have to stop yourself from showering to not end up like them.
Just have a balanced, moderate approach to masturbation and porn. If you feel like it is disrupts your life then sure you should limit it, but if you are looking for just general ways to improve life, there are much more effective ways of doing it. Being constructive, like learning good habits, finding new hobbies, improving your social life, etc will always be much better for you than just just abstaining from something else.

>>79385742
I consider myself rather masculine, but I'm just a tourist here.
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>>79386692
I'm feeling very great tbqhwy fampai
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>>79386692
that's cool and all, but you still post moeshit for no reason
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>>79387034
Do you need a reason to post cute anime girls? We're all straight men here, aren't we?
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>>79387158
a very handsome point
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>>79387166
>handsome
>physically attractive in a traditional, male way
I see what you did there
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>>79387158
>Do you need a reason to post cute anime girls?
The most common reason is being a tranny and pretending to be a cute anime girl
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i saw someone say they wanted to date an "ftm femboy". that means they don't take T right? isn't that just a fucking tomboy at this point? what's with the multiple layers of clown makeup that these people wear.
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>>79387275
Perhaps imagining themselves as 3D women is too difficult for them, so they start with 2D
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>>79387275
NTA, but what kind of american brainrot do you have to believe that most common reason people post anime girls is because they are a tranny. If seeing cute girls immediately makes you think about becoming one then I think the problem might actually be with you.
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>>79387275
Anime website
>>79387277
They aren't tomboys either since they're feminine. They're girls with short hair who let you do anal if you call them a good boy.
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>>79387275
>pretending to be an anime girl
Posting a reaction image of an anime girl isn't "pretending to be" one, retard
If you want to see trannies who pretend to be anime girls, just go to one of these threads >>79385723
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>>79387355
its just a newfag that leaked from pol. they have no idea what site they are on and why it was made.
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>>79387373
>If you want to see trannies who pretend to be anime girls, just go to one of these threads >>79385723
Good example. Thanks for proving me right.
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>>79387367
videogames website, actually
https://4stats.io/
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>>79387438
>videogames website
With a bit of /pol/, apparently
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>>79387438
opinion discarded newfag. go back.
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>>79387448
the trump-related activity is an outlier
>>79387449
outdated crap, dismissed
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>>79387438
>go to any videogame board
>90 percent of it is hentai
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>>79387480
>do a test just now
>go to /ck/, /o/, /k/
>see anime pictures in replies
woah, its like this site was made by anime otakus and most of its user base watch anime except for the post-2015 newfag election tourists? perhaps that guy might be one of them?
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>>79387512
>except for the post-2015 newfag election tourists? perhaps that guy might be one of them?
Hey, your side started that shit in this thread
>>79386692
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>>79387526
wellp, this is awkward
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>>79387438
Ok I will only post vidya girls from now on like this one
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What are you fags up to this fine evening?
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>>79387512
>>>/ck/
I see more real life pics here, than anime
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Is it ever worth me posting my tag to this board in the hopes of getting a GF or at least a female friend?
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>>79387585
obviously most of the replies are focused on the content the board is for. the point is you see people still posting such content on boards that have literally nothing to do with anime.
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>>79387575
Listening to white girl music and lamenting my existence
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>>79387575
Studying Japanese. I have been slacking yesterday and my anki reps have pilled up. I also wanted to try learning some kanji in isolation to see if it will improve my recognition.
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>>79387590
no it's simply pathetic. go to >>>/soc/ if you want to shoot your shot. best of luck though because its mostly men.
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>>79387526
What are you even fighting for then?
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>>79387575
Thinking about what to order for lunch
>>79387590
Nope but you can practice on /soc/ if you want to level e-social skills.
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>>79387604
Petty internet tribalism is the only way he can function in online communities.
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>>79387604
A hypocrite trannoid, then again, aren't they all hypocrites by default
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>>79387632
>still hung up on calling people trannies
Are you sure you're not just a dense retard?
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>>79387632
anon is the tranny in the room with us now?
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>>79387599
Is it really that hard? I'm considering for the memes, even though i should brush up my german first.
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>>79387632
Leave the weebs alone
>>79385615
you don't want to find out, why it failed
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>>79387688
The more you learn, the harder it gets
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We're on our own, none of the girls come around anymore. I don't think they really liked us.
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>>79387688
It's a whole different topic than learning yet another European language. The way you construct sentences does feel very alien, you can't really figure it out just from translating basic sentences.
But I wouldn't call it especially hard, it just takes a huge amount of time and effort. It's not even hard to start with it, just pick one of many methods of memorizing kana and then following one of many guides, pick one of many grammar guides and one of many anki decks, and then one of many source materials to immerse. There is huge amount of material you can find on it, it just takes a lot of time to grasp enough words, kanji and grammar to read even simple manga. But if you keep yourself determined you will get consistently better.
If you want to check out the general summary, here is a nice read: https://learnjapanese.moe/guide/
Also check out >>>/int/djt for more info.
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>>79388004
>none of the girls come around anymore
But they weren't supposed to anyway
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>>79388004
>I don't think they really liked us.
for me that's fine, it won't stop me from liking them anyway
maybe one day that'll be reciprocated, but i can still dream until then
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>>79388080
any day now, just gotta hold out a little while longer
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>>79388080
>>79388113
Cuck mentality, reciprocate proportionately
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>>79388004
So was i the only one who genuinely stopped giving a shit or what?
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>>79388240
I didn't come here for foids either
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>>79388240
They are subject to inverted containment protocols
https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3125
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>>79388230
You are talking to the effeminate tripfag that fawns over every female on r9k
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>>79388113
hope springs eternal

>>79388230
lol, maybe i didn't word myself very well
i like the idea of them, their persons is another story, i'd have to get to know them to see if i like them or not
but the idea of them is nice, and i hope they'll one day like the idea of us as well, keeping an open mind, basically
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>>79388311
That was quite a journey
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>>79386218
Just sit on the floor
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>>79375650
>Did you believe in santa as a kid?
No, my family was poor and my parents were real cut-and-dry about the world. Most people say that would crush a kid, but by middle school age, I was pretty flippant about the world being a shithole.
>What is the first memory you can recall?
My dad holding me upside down by legs until I'd scream and cry and Mom would yell at him to stop.
>What was child (You)s favorite thing to do?
Go outside and try to pet any wild animal I saw. Squirrels, cats, the rare stray dog. I always liked animals.

And before you assume I'm a serial killer, I'm living happily in my childhood home with my three dogs. Mom's dead, God bless her soul, and I don't know where the fuck my dad is, or if he's even alive. But whatever, fuck him.
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>>79389347
>>Did you believe in santa as a kid?
>No, my family was poor and my parents were real cut-and-dry about the world.
Did they ask you not to reveal that to the other kids?
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>>79389366
>Did they ask you not to reveal that to the other kids?
Nah, I doubt the thought had ever crossed their minds. But I'd always just be quiet and nod when other kids talked about Santa.
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>>79389388
https://youtu.be/DBnENlXt-H4
Maybe for the better
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Is complaining about shit allowed here?
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>>79389436
Why ask and not just do it? The police won't come after you for doing it lol
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>>79389436
There are no moderators here to enforce the made up rules of this specific general
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>>79389436
Depends, but broadly yes
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>>79389409
>you gotta practice believing in fairy tales and little lies, in order to believe in big lies like justice, mercy and duty
Fair enough
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>>79388311
How do you get the password?
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Fucking hell this thread is picking up speed. On a Friday too. Or maybe it just feels that because I couldn't get on this morning.

I was reading >>79386944 at work. I've got a friend who lets me cuddle her and play with her boobs. I don't think she's really into it though, and just lets me do it because she thinks it makes me happy.
Feels kinda hollow when she doesn't really hug me back. I tried to talk her into engaging some of the touchy stuff and she just gave me some unconvincing excuses instead of a straight "I don't wanna."

>>79389436
How new? Who asks for permission to shit up threads?

>>79389347
Thankfully my parents divorced before my dad did anything like that to me. My relationship with my mom isn't as good as yours though.

>>79388004
>>79388080
>>79388113
Just go over and talk to them. They usually respond if you're not obviously threadshitting.
Or go talk to foids irl, that's also a good idea.

>>79388240
See this guy gets it

>>79387599
What are you "immersing" with?
God it feels cringe to call watching anime that

>>79387688
It's as hard as you want it to be. Unless it's for your job or something there's no pressure to succeed and you're the only one who decides whether you have.

>>79387575
Anki, Manga, McDonald's, Rhythm Games
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>>79389835
You browse the site for 10 years, read everything, and understand all the references
55555
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>>>/v/694076708
The tournament has begun
The Queen of /v/ 2024
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>>79389835
Don't listen to >>79389875
Just read https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/antimemetics-division-hub
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>>79375650
>>What was child (You)s favorite thing to do?
my nan had a big ass bag of copper coins with different patterns on them, i would make "armies" out of them and imagine them all fighting in different squads, I'd roll dice to see if they killed each other and play it like a tactical game.
I did this until i was 14.
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>>79390250
I take it the rules were very fluid?
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>>79385236
Don't drink the government water! Are you insane?
>>79386282
>how long will I take sad cuck showers
Get it fixed asap before something else comes up and you won't be able to anymore. Shit like this will tear you down slowly.
>>79389871
>I've got a friend who lets me cuddle her and play with her boobs.
Yep, killing myself.
>>79387575
Debating going back to bed for a few hours.
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>Did you believe in santa as a kid?
Oh yeah big time, me and a girl bonded over that shared belief. They stayed at our house one winter and we sat next to each other and bonded over our santa-belief. Nothing came of that obviously.

On another note a girl I got along with quite alot, I asked if she wanted to see a museum exhibit with me, no response so far after 36 hours. I didn't even want a date or anything out of it, I just wanted to take something else along other than my parents
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My schedule has peaked. I just woke up.

>>79389871
I thought that was a shitpost, I didn't think anyones female friends would actually let them do such a thing.

>>79390250
That actually sounds like fun.

>>79391145
>I didn't even want a date or anything out of it
Maybe she took it the wrong way and thought of it as a romantic date honestly? Seems like a very normal first date king of thing to do.
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>>79391272
>Maybe she took it the wrong way and thought of it as a romantic date honestly? Seems like a very normal first date king of thing to do.
Last week we went to a party-thing, she knows my parents, we have the same colleagues, we used to work together.
I just shot her a text saying "i'm going to this, want to come?" (paraphrase).
I'm going anyway regardless, it was just a casual offer, so at the ery least someone can say "no thanks maybe later (or never"
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>>79391492
literally what i sent was
"hey what's going on? I'm going to an exhibit at *museum*, was wondering if you wanted to tag along."

Considering I don't want to fuck her I thought I was very neutral
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>>79391567
She has no real reason to ignore you then if it was made clear. Kind of rude to ghost someone for a day plus like that.
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>>79389916
Samus Aran, no fucking contest
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>>79391272
There either needs to be unresolved sexual tension or she needs to be 0% attracted to you and very casual about touch. I'm in the latter camp.
>killing myself
I know it's easy for me to say because I've got it but you're not missing much.

>>79391145
Not to be too much of a doomer but some women see any invite as a date.

>>79391567
Yeah that seems pretty casual sounding. But regardless of what you want it requires interest on their part and that clearly isn't there.
A charitable interpretation is that she is worried you're asking her out and worried you'll react poorly to rejection.
An uncharitable interpretation is that she doesn't gaf about other's feelings.
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>>79391933
>Yeah that seems pretty casual sounding. But regardless of what you want it requires interest on their part and that clearly isn't there.
A charitable interpretation is that she is worried you're asking her out and worried you'll react poorly to rejection.
An uncharitable interpretation is that she doesn't gaf about other's feelings.
That would make everything else she's done totally bizarre and irrational, and she seems like a focused non-retarded person...
I guess I'll just keep it as is, and not send any followup, I'm bound to run into her again at work.
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>>79392041
I just remembered that something like this happened to me at the start of this year.
Hung out at some chick's place for new years. we had a several hours long conversation after everyone else left. Had a lot in common (similar taste in music, drinks, anime) and we started talking about raves we could go to together.

A week later I asked if she wanted to go to a nearby bar. Ghosted.
Fine, maybe she got busy and missed my message or something.

Asked again next week. Ghosted.
I haven't seen her or attempted to contact her since.
I have no idea why this happened.
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>you really are a stereotypical chad
>what are you doing on r9k lmao
End my suffering, anyone please.
>>79391933
I know kek, just not really what I wanted to see as soon as I got up lmao. I'm over it now and happy for you Andy, even if you are not.

When are we fishing boys? It's the highlight of our Friday nights I'm sure.
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>>79392091
If this happens I'd be dissapointed but also I guess I shouldn't really be upset. One day maybe people will actually want to be my friend (not limited to women, but with guys there's never this kind of nervousness, obviously)
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>>79392192
I can make a room once I finish my Anki reps (~30 minutes)
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>>79392210
She's up
BA28Z6
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>>79392338
the /male/ coven is assembling
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Dancing is a lot of fun
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i am glad i have a void to scream into when i am feeling bad. sometimes it helps to just get it out
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5 AM, don't feel like sleeping
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Good evening Brothers. Another successful thread. Cuntoids seething, Trump is back. Life is good.
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>>79393227
Just finished fishing with my fellow chad brethren, gonna make a kale smoothie and maybe bake some eggs for breakfast. Life is good indeed.
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This moid is on a liminal deserted spooky cold front incel walk.
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nini /male/ fun fishing times

>>79392196
I was depressed for a week because of it. Couldn't stop wracking my brain trying to figure out where I went wrong.

>>79392618
It's not the void we're right here.

>>79393227
I would be surprised if there's as much of an upheaval as hardcore Trumpers like to claim there will be.
Usually these things are a slow burn of change.
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>>79393278
That image is so us. I'm sure I'm the better dressed one too, do you wear a choker irl?
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>>79391900
She already won the first tournament
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>>79389916
I guess /v/ had a good taste at some point
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>>79393277
thought you were a foid
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>>79393277
op1 busted again
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For the webfishing game is there anyway I can play without it showing my steam name.
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>>79393485
I thought you were too......

>>79393529
Nope, it will have a link to your steam profile. You could always buy it on an alt account if it worries you.
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>>79393529
Good instincts. These are all women trying to doxx you and make you kill yourself. Don't give them anything.
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>>79393540
>You could always buy it on an alt account if it worries you.
You don't even need to with family sharing. Just make a second account and share it, it's how used to smurf on Rocket League. Grand Champ 2 with 3k hours btw!!!
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>>79393529
Moeshitters aren't welcome
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>>79393581
>it's how used to smurf on Rocket League. Grand Champ 2 with 3k hours btw!!!
Shame on you
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https://youtu.be/k8Xptn71ghk
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>Did you believe in santa as a kid?
I did until 4th grade then I begun to question alot, but I guess my blissful ignorance wanted to hang onto my delusion.
>What is the first memory you can recall?
I don't know, I can remember around parts of my toddler phase. One I remember wanting to go out onto the balcony but someone 6 years older than me tried to stop me, I had a tantrum or something. I don't remember the rest.
>What was child (You)s favorite thing to do?
I was not really motivated to do anything even at a younger age.
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>>79393654
>https://youtu.be/k8Xptn71ghk
Nice tune
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>>79393622
You couldn't get me to play it even if you wanted me to
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>>79393650
I mostly did it for fun and play more casually when I wasn't feeling the grind, I never sweated in low elo and often let goals happen against us on purpose too when I was playing too well.
>>79393681
We were actually talking about those LGBTQ+ titles earlier. One of which was "male" with the " " included.
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>>79393715
>We were actually talking about those LGBTQ+ titles earlier.
Really?
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>>79393581
I hit low champ before I realized how bad I was at the game and then stopped playing because I didn't feel like spending hundreds of hours on custom maps.

>>79393715
Gotta take a dig at men any way they can.
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I made a new steam and got the game, will join next time, probably maybe potentially
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>>79393734
>I hit low champ before I realized how bad I was at the game
Getting past low champ is definitely a skill check for a variety of things like air dribbling, jump resets etc. Good on you for checking out, I was just excited to finally have a game I could play with my buddies back then cause they were only into csgo.
>Gotta take a dig at men any way they can.
Those damn foids from cc and their agenda to overthrow our patriarchy!
>>79393744
You have no choice in the matter anon!
Lobby code is Z77IFT Join or gay.
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>>79393681
>no LGBTQ+
I thought you liked Scara
>>79337284
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>>79393780
Person you are replying to is not me, I do like Scara and dislike fags and trannies. I doubt she is a tranny since her posts read like a woman made them.
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>>79393825
>I do like Scara
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>>79393825
>her posts read like a woman made them.
This made me spit out my drink from laughing, thank you anon.
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>>79393825
>I do like Scara
Yikes
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>>79393277
>Rferring yo yourself as a moid

Uno at least try like this isnt justa distraction thread made by the same cuntoids who run the /bioslut/ thread. No self respecting Man refers to himself by some made, tumblr whore term for a Man.

Now make me a sandwich you slutroon.
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>>79387512
You don't know what you're talking aboot
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>>79393929
He's in the irony phase
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>>79393929
https://voca.ro/1dfhSqgorywC
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>>79393929
https://voca.ro/136KJNjN2qPT
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>>79393495
>op1 busted again
Indeed she is
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>>79375650
>What is the first memory you can recall?
I come out of my room and meet my dad and say "hi."
He says to me something like "hi son, I'm your father".
Seconds later my mother appears and tells me she is my mother.
I tell them that I can see them, but that I couldn't see myself. Then they put me in front of the mirror so I can see myself.
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>>79375650
>>What is the first memory you can recall?
I was 2 years old and climbing on to the toilet on my own for the first time
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>>79394202
>climbing on to the toilet on my own for the first time
Successfully?
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>>79394229
Oh yeah, took a shit and everything
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>>79394233
And didn't fall into the toilet, good
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>>79394298
I remember being afraid of that, those things were huge
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>>79394300
That's why a used a potty, till I was 5.
Were you monitored by your parents?
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>>79394316
I did it when they weren't home
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>>79394331
Welp, can't monitor your child 24/7
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What is the purpose of living? Does mankind even have the answers?
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>>79394488
Dwarves are better anyway
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>>79393972
Got so many memes from the election thread. Don't normally browse /pol/ so I have basically none
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>>79393972
>aboot
Are you a Canadian or something?
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>>79394639
They told me my post wasn't original so I made it Canadian
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>>79394654
Right, right, there's a moose loose aboot this hoose
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>>79394541
this one is for you.
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>>79394712
>this one is for you.
Fair enough.
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eh, dwarves are fine too
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>>79394767
>>79394880
This is actually adorable and you are slowly converting me to dwarves. An elf would do something as autistically adorable as catalog all of the small annoyances. She would probably just yell at you.
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>>79389871
>What are you "immersing" with?
I don't really. I tried yotsuba few months ago but it was kind of pointless. But I feel like I should give it another try again. I also was thinking about trying some untranslated eroge that I liked.
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>>79395050
https://youtu.be/l9wUo20570w
True that
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>>79395136
It's more realistic to start with stuff aimed at younger kids. Anything with as much furigana as possible.
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I had such a crush on this girl for the way she says 'pokemon'
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ldJxbMmar6E
>>79394767
>>79394880
Very wholesome 100 indeed.
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>>79395244
Got anything to recommend maybe?
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>>79395256
>I had such a crush on this girl for the way she says 'pokemon'
Okay, but how old is she?
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Fishing was nice, but this vampire hunter needs to sleep
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>>79395275
what vampire hunter?
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>>79395244
Honestly I wouldn't bother reading until you have a decent amount of vocab under your belt. But then again, if you really enjoy reading a lot then go for it. The most efficient method for language learning is to just do what you actually enjoy as it will keep you going longer. For me I made it a year on willpower alone but don't really have content I want to immerse in so I'm stalling on my progress.
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>>79395275
goodnight. was nice fishan with you.
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>>79395271
Idk, but I was 17 at the time.
>>79395275
Sleep well chad, don't let the fishes not biting get you down!
>>79395304
Going to build this to blow up your house (in Minecraft)
https://youtu.be/1D_3NvUVX0M
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>>79395304
If you've paid attention while watching subbed anime long enough, you can genuinely pick up speech patterns. Something like Cardcaptor Sakura should be easy enough to understand. Kerberos does speak in an Osaka dialect but he doesn't say anything particularly complicated. >>79395263 Cardcaptor Sakura is also just really good.
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>>79395370
You can genuinely pick up speech patterns and vocab*
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>>79395370
My vocab is good enough to watch some animes without subs but reading is a whole 'nother beast. If I still enjoyed watching anime as much as I used to I wouldn't have problems finding immersion content. Most recently I found myself watching Japanese streamers for immersion. I think it's honestly some of the best immersion content but I don't really care for watching people play games much either. It makes me question why I'm even bothering at this point.
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>>79395342
>Going to build this to blow up your house (in Minecraft)
>https://youtu.be/1D_3NvUVX0M
Heh, like a baby. Check out this https://youtu.be/aLLlROo_XWo
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>>79395399
>animes
Casul
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>>79395399
Reading is mostly a problem with knowing Kanji. That's why CCS and other manga aimed at kids have furigana for basically every one. Learning hiragana and katakana should be a cinch. Even if you don't know it all yet, it's better to study along by reading something you enjoy.
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>>79395420
Just a simple typing mistake of course, nothing to see here :^)
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>>79395399
>>79395482
I can tell you are spamming so you can bake the next thread before you go to bed you sly dog.
>>79395413
>get absolutely tnt bomb mogged
I concede sir, thank you kindly for educating me.
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>>79395478
I just spammed flashcards and learned both in like two days. I don't see the point in reading before you have at least a few thousand vocab, memorizing words via furigana sounds like a way to cripple yourself. Just do the core6k meme deck and start reading after. Then you can sentence mine and get into the long-term grind that is learning this dum minecraft enchanting table language.

>>79395506
Perhaps that was my goal, perhaps not. I don't think I'll be able to spam my way there though. It's over.
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>>79395506
>so you can bake the next thread before you go to bed you sly dog
Why bother, one of us can bake it too
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>>79395577
yup, and I will contribute by giving you some possible op images.
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>>79395589
Gotta have something with Mr. President
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>>79395612
president trump? nice choice, but how about tony soprano?
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>>79395623
He's okay, but it would be weird not to use Trump OP at least once in these times
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>>79395647
let me see if i can find some good trump ones because asuna aint it
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>>79395573
>memorizing words via furigana sounds like a way to cripple yourself
How did you come up with that? Of course, you won't completely learn it at all, but you will be able to memorize a lot of simple kanji and ultimately any exposure is good exposure. If you're at the level where you are just learning to read then you absolutely should start with lots of furigana. Making learning enjoyable and immersive for yourself is also important.
Using flashcards isn't any better, ironically.
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>>79395577
>Why bother, one of us can bake it too
He's too neurotic to let anyone else bake. Last thread I baked he was so mad, he e-mailed me a 10 page essay on all the mistakes I made and how my questions could've been better.
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>>79395664
>Making learning enjoyable and immersive for yourself is also important
yep, I would argue it's most important. just be careful to not become reliant on furigana long-term.

>>79395663
do guys think this? did you accidentally type this backwards?

>>79395672
shut up. that big five test was bullshit, we all know its psuedoscience. right? the only thing i would ever email you (if i had it) is a zip bomb
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>>79395691
>shut up. that big five test was bullshit, we all know its psuedoscience. right?
For now, it's as scientific as you can get in that murky field.
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>>79395657
>asuna aint it
Fair enough.
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>>79395691
>just be careful to not become reliant on furigana long-term.
Everybody knows that. It's a crutch for children. Getting on the reading level of a child is really good for a start, however.
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>>79395715
>openness 9
>conscientiousness 0
>extraversion 7
>agreeableness 6
>neuroticism 98
it's unequivocally over.
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>>79395691
>a zip bomb
Very rude of you, but I would expect nothing else from a Libra.
>>79395735
It's interesting how different we are when we have a screen to hide behind right? From my interactions with you I would have never guessed those results. Meanwhile I almost threw up from the amount of human interaction I've had after I ended the lobby.
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>>79395880
>a Libra.
fighting fire with fire, are we? kek
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>>79395912
>fighting fire with fire
Huh? Libra is an air sign Junas...
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>>79395941
>air sign
and what does fire need in order to burn, hmm? :^)
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>>79375650
>Did you believe in santa as a kid?
Yes. For a short time. But I started to question it, when I noticed the person who showed up had a fake beard.
>What is the first memory you can recall?
Crying when I was forced to go to kindergarten. Nobody told me this would happen and I felt betrayed.
>What was child (You)s favorite thing to do?
Read books.
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>>79395946
>and what does fire need in order to burn, hmm? :^)
I'm sorry Junas, but you're clearly reaching here. We are only masters of one element unless foid-kun is...
>t. water bender
>>79395954
>Read books.
What were your favorite books growing up?
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>>79395995
There were some one-off ones I liked, but the first series I fell in love with was Ulysses Moore when I was like 6.
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>>79395995
>reaching
for what?
also you know i'm onto something here, fire doesn't burn in a vacuum :^)

>water bender
nice, a fellow hydromancer
water manipulation is extremely overpowered, we can legit extinguish all life in the world should we put our minds to it
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>>79395946
>and what does fire need in order to burn, hmm? :^)
https://youtu.be/IZXMQBfeuyw
Fuel and oxidizer.
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>>79396152
exactly, and the most readily available oxidizer is in the air
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>>79396152
And cannot survive on "air," aka Earth's atmosphere which is mostly nitrogen. The only reason anything burns on this planet is because of an abundance of fuel. Is there a fuel sign?
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>>79396204
>aka Earth's atmosphere which is mostly nitrogen.
>earth's atmosphere is almost 21% oxygen
>very potent oxidizing agent
>cannot survive on earth's atmosphere, anon says
anon, you need to go back to chemistry class
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>>79396057
>water manipulation is op
reminds me of a fantasy novel I read. the protagonist was a water mage and became so powerful he called upon all the water spirits of the universe and literally crushed some demigod under galaxies worth of water pressure. I thought that shit was so impossibly broken. how do you even fight back?
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>>79396250
It literally can't. Our earth doesn't even compare to any theoretical exoplanet where fire can actually survive. Again, the reason things burn is because of the overabundance of fuel.
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>>79396262
you don't, lol
i already talked about this a couple times before, that if i really had hydrokinesis as a power, i could do a lot of crazy shit if worst came to worst
depending on my range, which i'd train to increase, i could pull europa off its orbit around jupiter and make it collide with the earth, since it's mostly water
or redirect all the ice asteroids and comets around to shower the planet with space rocks

water is too versatile, it can flow, crash violently, it can cut through steel with high enough pressure, it can seep through most things when cutting isn't viable, etc.
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>>79396262
every matter manipulation is OP, if you can use that many resources
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>>79396051
I love that series too. You were an amazing kid. There's something magical about doorways leading to unknown places. Might be why I love Stargate so much too.
>>79396057
>a fellow hydromancer
Omg Junas, I'm so sorry you poor cancer patient
>>79396262
Go take that stupid test posted in >>79395796
I am absolutely devastated by the results and plan on crying myself to sleep tonight for how over it is for me. (not really obv.)
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>>79396571
lol, it was inevitable, me being here and all
tumors will grow on the back of anyone who visits 4chan until they themselves become the tumors

and i'm on the most infamous of the 3 hydromancer classes, i might add :^)
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This really is a Euro thread.
I was going to go to a new arcade that opened up today but they're doing a hololive collab at the same time and there was a multi-hour wait at the grad opening because people want Gura plushies.
Instead, I am staying in and getting some mac and cheesy.

Also I am down to 165lbs (from 180).

>>79395136
>pointless
Because your reading level isn't high enough or because slice of life isn't supposed to have a plot?
If it's the former, it's going to be a firehose of information when you're starting out because you don't have a vocabulary. It gets better.

>>79395304
I completed core 2k before reading and I didn't remember a goddamn thing from it until I was actually using it for reading. Waste of several months for me but I know it works for others.

>>79395735
So your only personality trait is having emotional meltdowns?

>>79395880
>I almost threw up from the amount of human interaction
>also an e-slut
wth

>>79395954
Your parents actually dressed as Santa? Or are you talking about a mall Santa?

>>79395912
I am fortunate enough to have never met an astrology chick.
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>>79396707
>I am fortunate enough to have never met an astrology chick.
Good got you.
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>>79396707
>I am fortunate enough to have never met an astrology chick.
dude, lol
one of my relatives is really into that astrology shit, and she's been with me since i was a newborn
she might very well be the reason why i'm such a fucking stereotypical motherfucker for my sign, out of the sheer mentalization coming from her

but outside of family i haven't met one either i don't think
at least not as hardcore
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>>79396571
Not really a fan of the questions. Most seemed absolutely psychotic and deluded. The ones that weren't I didn't feel too strongly for, you could probably get agree or disagree depending on the day and my mood to some of them.

>>79396707
>so your only personality trait is having emotional meltdowns?
I don't really feel strong emotions often. I'm just the kind of person that worries about dumb meaningless things. I know people that make themselves sick with worry/anxiety but I don't get that which is why I say it's bullshit. It has nothing to do with my bad results at all.
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>>79396595
>i'm on the most infamous of the 3 hydromancer classes
I wish I had more experience interacting with yours as we're supposed to be great matches. Sadly never encountered any.
>>79396707
Good job on the weight loss. Foid-kun and I ended up cheating on our diets and fishing all day.
>wth
Are you familiar with the phenomenon where children who grow up in an unsafe environment get addicted to the feeling and actively seek out danger when they become older? I think it's something similar for me, but I have met a few amazing wonderful people who I would consider pursuing. It just takes a lot to go from casual to serious, sometimes for both of us.
>>79396794
That's the issue with every test, it only captures a moment. Your results seem very tame compared to mine. I kek'd at 100% schizoid tho :^) I also told her about the 'picking names' joke you made and they send me a list of names...
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Eh, probably could've been worse
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>>79397070
Personality Style Test
Your personality style is:
Avoidant

Your test scores suggest that your personality style entails: A susceptibility to anxiety and depression, which you guard against by withdrawing from evaluative social situations. You may appear emotionally flat to others at times, but contrary to how others perceive you, this flatness is not your actual state. Instead, you use it as a form of self-protection: As soon as you are around people, feelings of tension and disharmony start to creep up on you. By presenting yourself as quiet, reticent, and modest in social situations you hope to inject some remoteness whereby you can maintain emotional distance in the event that others should start expressing negative evaluations of you. The irony is that you have a strong desire for acceptance and affection, but you restrain these longings in yourself because you are afraid that if you let others get close to you, they will only end up hurting you.
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>>79396864
>Sadly never encountered any.
well now you have
quite frankly, i feel like they're (or we're, rather) just a tad too intense for people to handle
can often get misunderstood or things get exacerbated, which leads to infamy

plenty of other intense people around though, so...
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>>79397070
yeah it seems pretty normal for a robot. I feel like everyone on this board will score 70% or more on schizoid and avoidant.
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>>79397113
prolly like 100% for me dude
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>>79397113
I'm only officially diagnosed with OCD and a negligible bit of autism.
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Bump limit reached. I will let someone else bake if they were already planning on it. Come up with good questions, I hate having to find them.
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>>79397259
i will contribute with one question
>when was the last time you told your parents you love them?
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The test said I'm a retard. I fucking knew it fml.
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>>79397259
I'll bake right now, I got a good theme too.
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Thread #8 here!!
>>79397443
>>79397443
>>79397443
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How do you guys cope with the fact that even though there are good girls, there is such a minuscule population that the competition alone ensures you will never get one?
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>>79397452
I don't care, i feel complete



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