Why did it dieded?

>>79446223
It just does that sometimes.

>>79446223
the europeans betrayed us

>>>/a/273120187

>>79446223
Furfag on the /trash/ thread says that it died because it was saged by the last reply

>>79446402
that's furCHAD to you

>>79446223
the last reply was a sage.

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Hypothetical:
>4chan is running low on funds and the mods need to get rid of 4 boards to save costs
>Rather than destroying their communities by deleting them, they instead decide to merge 4 boards into 1.
Which 4 boards merging would make the best board?
Somebody in the last thread before it died suggested that a merging of /a/, /jp/, /s4s/, and /c/ would create an old school 00's internet space for weaboos and would take 4chan back to its roots.

>>79447011
>subjecting /c/ to the rest of that cancer
Eugh

Merge /r9k/, /soc/, /b/, and /bant/. We'll call it /aaaa/.

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>>79446129
BAU BAU BAU!

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>>>/pol/488421959
The Onion bought InfoWars after their court-ordered auction lmao.

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>>79447176
best timeline

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>>>/v/694495670

>>79447136
This would be the worst board

WTF THIS WEBSITE SUCKS IT'S SO FRICKING SLOW

>>79448551
It's unreal how slow it is now compared to even just a year ago.

>>79447136
>>79448491
and the best option lets do it

>>79446129
>>79432346
>>>/g/103184924
cockli red alert update: The page has now removed all references to the encrypted insurance files.

>>79449610
What a bunch of clowns.

>>79449610
What a bunch of cocks.

>>79448563
You're right.

Now the posts/day average is 737K posts/day.

>>79447176
Good news is, the InfoWars loyalists won't even have to worry about a reduction in the quality of the journalism. It'll be right where it was.

Queen of /v/ is moving at a rate of about 12 posts per minute.

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Turkiye has recently stopped recognizing Israel.
Therefore NATO does not recognize Israel.

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>>79447176
Quick reminder that this is because Alex Jones, a raving decades-old internet-radio conspiracy theorist questioned the narrative about Sandy Hook and the ensuing rapid lawmaking that followed. An event so real that a nation with freedom of speech baked into it's foundation forced him to rescind his statements, took his kids off him, gave him a 1.5 billion dollar fine (that they made special assurances that he'd never escape from with bankruptcy), forced him to sell his business, forced him to take mental health therapy, twisted his arm into saying that all his previous statements (many of which ended up being true, like Epstein Island / P-Diddy, and even down the Gay Frogs, whose biochemistry was being altered due to hormones in the water supply affecting tadpoles and causing an extinction event in Florida) were satire and has overall completely ruined his life in every facet at a state and federal level.
Just a normal, everyday response to questioning unquestionable narratives in the land of the free, home of the brave.

I'm sure the living onionjaks working at The Onion who have never said a genuine controversial thing in their life will be very respectful of the IP Alex built from the ground up. lol!

>>79450402
nato... based?

>>79450428
>tell parents of dead kids that they, and their dead kids, are paid actors
>parents sue your ass off
>HELP I'M BEING OPPRESSED

Uh huh.

>>79450428
As far as I'm aware the people sued him for eleventy billion dollars and because he didn't show up in court for such an outrageous charge they defaulted to just giving them the verdict which is retarded.
Protection against cruel and unusual punishment except if it's a civil case in which case get fucked loser lol.
Fucking clown ass kangaroo courts should have thrown out that charge when they sued for a billion dollars, not let it go through.

>>79450586
>question the law as it's made
>>WHY DO YOU HATE DEAD CHILDREN

>>79450586
>Sueing people for infinite money is okayv and a perfectly reasonable thing to do and you should be able to do it to anyone at any time and waste either their time or everything they have the rest of their life to try and pay off the debt they get struck with for ignoring your insane claims because cruel and unusual punishment only applies to criminal cases in the land of the free
Fuck off. You know this clown shit only happened because the judge is a leftist looking for any reason to throw people they disagree with as much shit as she's legally able to.
A few million dollars fine and an apology from Alex and rescinding of his statements? Sure I'd be okay that. A billion dollars? That's just bullshit and the judge should have thrown it out day 1.

>>79450662
>question the law as it's made
anon, he was arguing the sandy hook deaths were plants, something he COUGHCOUGHSPLUTTER knew was not true

>>79450731
All he had to do was show that the statements he made weren't false, or maybe even that he didn't know that they were false at the time he made them. Why didn't he just do that?

>>79450652
Literally just show up and defend yourself. Default judgements exist to ensure cases actually get processed, and as a retard trap to punish the lazy and the stupid.

>>79450782
Too busy coughing in court when his text message history was brought in as evidence

>>79450428
>Gay frogs
Please don't take the things you see in memes at face value so you don't make claims on things you haven't looked into.
https://pubs.acs.org/doi/10.1021/es087113j
https://pubs.acs.org/doi/10.1021/es048134q
https://web.archive.org/web/20141024103345/http://www.epa.gov/scipoly/sap/meetings/2003/june/dereporthdemasculinizedfrogsafterexposureherbicideatrazineatlowecologicallyhayes2.pdf
Alex Jones isn't a scientist or a reporter, he just says things to make people mad so he gets money. You should be smart enough to know this.

Hahahahahahha.. AHAHAHAHAHAHHA.. God damn you're a fucking loser making these threads all the time. This is your life? KEK

Leftists are leaving twitter because it helped elect evil drumpf. Will they also leave 4chan for the same reasons?

>>79451066
No. This is a leftist thread. They love 4chan because they figured out very recently they can send droves of discord trannies to spam the site and treat it like their server. A few are also mods now. 4chan is dead, because these people rule it now and nobody cares enough to change things. Also, learn to reply to threads without bumping them.

>>79451087
>Also, learn to reply to threads without bumping them.
bite me, sagetard

>>79451094
>sagetard
I'm not bumping a shit thread just for the sake of it. Suck my dick.

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>>79451100
>I'm not bumping a shit thread just for the sake of it. Suck my dick.
Why do you do this to yourself?

>>79446129
This is an anonymous site. Tracking people like you're PIs on 4chan is gay as fuck. This isn't Kiwifarms, faggot.

what was so bad about trash?

>>79451115
>I have deliberately encouraged someone to push my thread down with more replies, and now I am upset
ftfy

Ok but what's happening on 4chud

>>79451150
nothing. it doesn't matter. just interact with the site you fucking loser

>>79450402
I hope that Turkiye leaves NATO for BRICS. NATO is a terrorist organisation by gringos. BRICS needs to became military

>>79447011
/toy/ /mlp/ /tg/ /vt/ and it's the autism board

>>79451126
too many crazies and irrelevant avatarfags that didn't follow to here because there's mild rule enforcement

4chan is my favorite site

>>79451244
ummm yikes that's a bit cringe

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>>79447176
I think the term basedboy is going to surge in usage in the coming years

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>>79451561
wait what the fuck
what I thought onions was filtered to onions
what word got filtered to onion

i'm embarrassing myself

Holy mother of newfaggotry

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This thread is FUCKING HORRIBLE. It's fucking horrible.

honestly just delete shit like /n/, /vr/, /xs/, /pw/ /sci/ /toy/ /trv/ /i/ /po/ /3/ /qst/ /m/. make ai shit bannable. this website could be saved.

>>79451244
Sane unironically. As shitty as this site gets, it's still relatively unique and has an identity that others may imitate but can never replace.

>>79451850
/vr/ is actually one of, if not the highest quality boards on the entire site. Users are well informed, passionate about the subject, and effort posts are not abnormal.

>>79451850
I love /vr/ and /toy/..

>>79451850
what's the point of deleting non-popular boards that don't harm anyone

>>79452023
Probably just trolling

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Delete /an/.

If mods hate this website so much, why has there been hardly any moderator turnover? It's largely been the same group of people.

>>79451850
Give /sci/ a mandatory entrance exam

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It looks like every thread is getting a cuckhold reply. What kind of sad life causes this.

>>79450428
>I SHOULD BE ALLOWED TO LET MY PERSONAL ARMY RELENTLESSLY HARASS THE PARENTS OF DEAD KIDS FOR 10 YEARS!!!!!!!!!!

>>79452706
I really hope they do this because it would be funny.

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>that huge drop in /v/, /tv/ and /int/'s activity caused by /pol/niggers returning to their cave during election day

>>79452889
god i wish they'd stay in there

>>79451925
This. I have no idea how it manages to be decent despite being a video game board.

thread moved from /tv/ to /sp/
>>>/sp/145641140

>>79453498
All of the vidya offshoot boards are better than /v/, although /vrpg/ straddles the line and /vp/ doesn't count. /vst/ is particularly good.

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non-happening: just made an another absolutely abhorrent post
might pre-emptively hop IP, but my day has a sense of completion now

lived to waste another day

i can easily get new ips
but i fucked myself over by exposing who runs the website and most of the ips are rangebanned from posting images kek.

i feel like leonard pickard on the run from the fbi

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>>79454040
>i feel
me too pal, me too

>>79452889
Man, that's sad to see.

>>79453317
>t. liberal

hey, no, don't die

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>>79452889
How does 4chan's posting rate compare against the S&P 500's?

>those archived stealth frogs on /a/
/qa2/ has been winning a lot lately.

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>>79457480
The new frogGOD /a/ janitor will single-handedly save /a/. Trust the progress.

>>79457480
that stupid shit always makes me laugh

whats the filename character limit?
>>79453978
link it pussy

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Mobile ads, at least, are currently in maintenance mode. Whatever that means.

...they are already back. That was fast.

>>79458658
>Escolher arquivo
ESL

and a mobliefag to boot

>he doesn't remember haps4bant and the fact that 4 brazilians and 2 other latin americans are hap posters
thirdie general

>>79459236
"thirdie general" describes too much of 4chan to mean anything

>>79459236
the united states is more of a third world country than brasil

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>get captcha that's nearly illegible
>get different one
>captcha is nearly illegible
>get different one
>it's legible, put it in correctly
>authentication required (captcha failed)
>captcha rate limit reached

>>79459841
I will keep repeating it: this is what the mods want.
Less people = lower hosting costs.

>>79447176
>that thread
Is /pol/ just full of schizophrenic grandpas now?

>>79460070
>now
been that way since 2016

>>79460070
>now
But the answer is yes. Go look up the dudes who have been arrested for fedposting on /pol/, 2 or 3 of them were unironically in their 50's.

minor 'ppening half-life 2 turned twenty and valve updated it and released a bunch of old promo material in hd and made a documentary. big for 30 year old boomers on /v/

>>79460194
one more decade, half life 3 confirmed, trust gabens plan

>>79460070
Schizophrenic grandpa website

>>79460365
schizophrenic grandpa internet

>>79460365
>>79460847
schziophrenic grandpa board

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>>79461112
schizophrenic grandpa world!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7JUvmzvFpgU

>>79461172
tripfag
there is something so minimalist about early 03chan

reading r9k makes me appreciate other boards

Feel like I only hear negative things about generals but give me some positives
So far this is the only general I can be bothered to follow

>>79462062
If a general exists on a subject you care about, you know it will be up, and assuming it isn't a dying general it will kept alive so you have better odds about having any particular comment or question about that subject addressed.

That's really the only good thing about them. They suffer from all the quality issues any thread you might choose on a board suffers from (i.e., rehashing the same arguments over and over ad-nauseum, with no new information or opinions ever being aired), only with the added bonus of resident boogeymen, avatarfags, and general internet personality drama thrown on top of the broader problems of 4chan. The gravitational pull of the idea of a single thread dedicated to a topic is too strong to resist, but I think it is generally an inferior way to approach this site.

>>79462161
shut up faggot you work for me now. write a post about hippos anything about hippos

>>79452274
based gorilla

>>>/sp/145652524
sports sticky

>>79462631
Why was this deleted? What rule did it break?

>>79462415
Really fucking gay that /tv/ mods are deleting every thread. I don't want to use this shitty spic board or a sticky. I want a comfy thread that lasts more than 20 minutes.

>>79462733
>>>/trash/70855111
Probably a self-deletion

>>79462733
Are you truly so foolish as to not be capable of ascertaining the truth on your own?

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>>79462415
this whole event feels like turbo normalfag shit to me

>>79463013
can I have fun for 1 night? Niggerfrog

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>>79463124
You like wresting?

>>79463136
I like fighting yes & watch it occasionally.
You posted a duplicate image

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died down after the first 2 rounds

/gif/ does not have anywhere near as many low-effort threads but is still chock full of them

mod experiment seems to have been a success

>>79463917
/Gif/ is nothing more than bbc threads, tranny threads, and bbc on tranny threads.

>>79463970
right but all of those have taken a massive downturn

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>>79463970
>BBC
I've always been more of an ITV fella myself

KEEP ALIVE

this is my final post..... good night...

finally free from my longest ban yet

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>search is down on both desuarchive and b4k simultaneously
what are they trying to hide

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>>>/trash/70763864
>>>/trash/70764139
These please

>>79465981
how long?
>>79466131
the truth of course
>>79466272
>>>/trash/ it's literally the board you are quoting

>>79449792
I forgot to update when it was 736K posts/day.

Now it's 735K posts/day.

>>79467605
LOWER! LETS GO LOWER!!

>>>/b/927451145
so happy to see caturday is still going strong

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/k/ wants me to votee for an e-celeb
they really want to put an e-celeb in government
someone is paying for this horse shit to be seen

e-celeb worship has gone too far

>>79467794
What the hell are you talking about?
Bottom text.

>>79467794
Context needed lmao.
Though, if Trump and Reagan are anything to go by, it's only a matter of time until a YouTuber or Tik Toker is popular enough to get elected.

>>79468210
I remember not even a year ago, people wanted Mr beast in office

>>>/tv/205812140
bizarre spam

>>79467403
back in early september

>>79467794
the only /k/-area one i know of that's actively trying seems to support the things /k/ supports

who will take over now that warosu is deadd?

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>>79467794
Oh?
Nothing wroong with this one, however.

Cockli update. Very strange developments
>>>/g/103205735

>>79469359
Feds took over. They're now migrating everything to make all communication go through their net.

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Power to anarchy.
Anarchy is freedom.

>>79469443
>i fricking love getting stabbed to death bro!!!!

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Victory to Zeal!

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>>79469466
Who would stab you to death and why?

>>79469469
>>79469486
This is /r9k/, not /pol/. Please check the rules before you post.

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FREEDOM ALWAYS

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>>79469493
if you see a strange poster, consult the sign

>>79469599
I hereby sincerely apologize.

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>>79469599
>>79469607
>we must pretend to be 4channers or will all die

Get vored

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Refugees welcome.

Viva Philistina!

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How many annoying Israeli fake-channers got blown up recently?
I have noticed the vibes are improving.

>>79469212
>israel
oh shit. This is serious business.

so glad we left /trash/ and got away from all of those avatarfags and off-topic posters!

>The Sharedness of Situational Definitions Online: Comparing the Alternative Platforms 4chan and Reddit
https://digitcult.lim.di.unimi.it/index.php/dc/article/view/265

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[WONDERFUL NEWS] - Gemono Padreon Imporder is zlowly goming bag online :DDDD

>>79469599
more people need to learn to not interact with posts they don't like OR KNOW IS BAIT

>>79470047
>[WONDERFUL NEWS]
Stop doing this.

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>>79470258
yuo cand tel me whad to do :DDDD

>>79470521
False. Behold!

Sorry, I meant 'please' stop doing this.

non-4chan happening: butterfly twitter is falling apart lmao

>>79471125
Why you culture war niggers always talk like absolutely everyone is aware of your drama of the week and never provide any detail?

4chan is a website where...

>>79471125
wut happnd?
used it today and it was fiiiine apart from the multiple invalid handles

>>79471386
the twitter clone with the butterfly logo

>>79471125
A website born out of spite was never going to last. Sooner or later, all the woke retards that moved over there are going to cannibalize each other.

>>79471125
looks fine to me chief, no problems posting or reading and nobody i follow is saying anything of the sort

I posted a /ck/ thread on /pol/ by accident and for some reason I can't delete it. How embarrassing.

>>79471949
/pol/ is a toiler
big ol' slops of shit belong there.

>>79471949
This? >>>/pol/488677571

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>>79469443
>using non-anarchist flag to tout anarchy
>using the flag of an aristocracy built on the backs of slave labor to tout anarchy

>>79472219
>mods moved it to /bant/
But why, tho?

>>79471386
He's claiming Bluesky is falling apart and also no it is not, unless he's referring to a bunch of engagement-bait rats trying to cement themselves on Bluesky and getting summarily ignored because it turns out Twitter's algorithm actually does heavily favor them.

>>79472276
https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/search/text/Moved/capcode/mod/

It looks like they only moved to /ck/ 24 times out of 84,000 threads

Interesting to see where they move some threads though, especially to /r9k/, considering Rapeape said this board is what the users make of it and it's not his fault it's shit. So there's some racebait they've moved here.

>>>/v/694808707
Surprisingly thoughtful post in the midst of ejaculating to Kimberly from Street Fighter

this thread deserves to die. nothing but janny bootlicking goes on here

>>79473386
total janny love

>>79473386
Don't forget the /pol/ screeching

>>79473405
aiieeee the mods are litcherally killing the site when i get banned for worshiping donald trump in a video game thread

>Janitor applications are now closed. Thank you to everyone who applied!
That was fast.

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>REEE how dare you imply I shouldn't screech about /pol/ and obsess over it 24 hours a day instead of just not visiting it

>>79450586
Can't wait to sue you for calling right wingers dumb on the internet for billions of dollars because it hurt my fee fees

>>79452889
>election day
>people go on nu/b/
Why is this a surprise to you tranny?

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>>79473386
>niggas don't want to fuck this

>>79471949
Of course its a fast food thread. You should just stop posting.

>>79473787
To be honest it was meant for /r9k/ as a blogpost rather than being about the food part. Haven't posted on /ck/ in a while, and I wouldn't think it'd be good enough to post there anyway. But I can't help but feel shitposting on /ck/ is among the funniest on the site for some reason, even if I understand it might be detrimental.

sticky
>>>/tv/205866925

>>79474360
and people will still say that paid shilling on 4chan is just a myth

>>79474360
Why sticky?

>>79474428
Best guess is that one of the jannies they just hired was a shitposter(shocker) and did it just because the retards gave him the power to. We were probably minutes away from seeing a bunch of threads with porn in the OP get sticky'd before they finally fired him.

>>79474767
I doubt janitors can sticky threads

Did the arrows next to the post numbers change?

>>79457558
better kill all the shonen fags first.

>>79472670
(Bit unrelated but) man I wish culture war discussion wasn't literally everything now. It really is very obvious that a lot of minority characters are being thoughtlessly included into things for diversity points, but you can't say that without people jumping on you for "trying to make everything about the culture war", or on the other end people agreeing with you because they themselves are dipshit culture warriors.

The worst part is now people can't stop this even for their personal issues. You can't even see a guy and girl arguing, or a black and white person disagreeing, without people trying to force in their own political headcanon into it, it's so tiring. But yes Kimberly sexo now please.

>>79476536
i think the end of forced diversity is fast approaching

>>79476566
I feel like 40% of the population would sooner die before that happens.
You have to remind yourself that most young adults have been raised with the notation that their very existence is causing everything bad in the world.

>>79476587
it only survives with government backing, which is now gone with Trump in charge, and normal people are getting tired of it

>>79476697
>it only survives with government backing
I don't think you quite understand what an ideology is.
>which is now gone with Trump in charge
lol
lmao
>normal people are getting tired of it
Normalfags will swallow whatever is deemed normal.
It's why they're called normalfags.

>>79476767
it's pretty clear he doesn't support it, and all the recent flops show normal people are also rejecting it lmao

>>79476790
>it's pretty clear he doesn't support it
Anon, Trump has only a single goal in mind: to increase his own wealth.
Did you seriously learn nothing from 2016?
>all the recent flops
I'm guessing you're talking about Veilguard?
Veilguard flopped because of the horribly written dialogue, not because it was woke.
If you removed all the woke elements, the game would be just as terrible.
Do I need to remind you about the massive success of Baldur's Gate 3 or Hades 1/2?

Normalfags do not reject, for that would mean that they took action on their own accord.
They will continue to eat the slop that is prepared for them and will look to their peers to see how they should react to it.

>>79476845
you fail to see the difference between "woke" and being forced to be woke, and if he supported it the whole "anti-woke" movement would barely even exist

>>79476882
>and being forced to be woke
No one is being forced, anon. Normalfags accept it willingly, because that's what they're designed to do.
>and if he supported it the whole "anti-woke" movement would barely even exist
And if I had a million dollars I'd buy myself a house.

>>79476937
>And if I had a million dollars
Ohh great, it's 9:20 in the morning and that fucking song is in my head.

>>79474767
meds now my good sir

>>79476937
>retard unironically believes the NPC meme

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>>79477225
You only have to interact with reality for a few hours to know that the meme has a verifiable basis in reality.
Most people are just very stupid. Doesn't mean they don't deserve to exist or something.

>>79476937
>No one is being forced, anon.
i'm not talking about people here

>>79477349
Oh, of course!
Yeah, the people of Zetar are a lost cause in my opinion. The rule of the Lyrians really did a number on their self-dependency.
The best thing we can hope for them is that their newly formed government will stamp out the few remaining revolutionists within their collective.

>>79477390
the fuck is a Zetar

:(
Why did you let the trash thread die
Had to wait 5 minutes to make thread
Vgh

>>79478423
We should work together and bump both threads so both generals can survive. /trash/hap helps bump /r9k/hap and vice versa. No more brother wars.

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janny tranny having a melty deleting every post from a random thread
https://archive.4plebs.org/tv/thread/205878966/

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>>79477241
This man is one of culture and taste, and I would like to shake his hand.

>>79478543
>No More Brother(s) Wars is a white supremacist slogan
Is Google gaslighting me? I thought it was a general idiom applicable to things like the Sunni/Shia divide or civil wars. I feel like this is like when people say Pepe is a hate symbol.

>>79478662
Depends on how you wanna look at it. One the one hand, you're right that the phrase is generic enough that it could apply in many contexts.

On the other hand, I have never seen that phrased used in context other than by /pol/yps complaining about how da joos keep pitting white nations against each other, and posts making fun of the same, like >>79478543.

>>79478662
>I feel like this is like when people say Pepe is a hate symbol.
too many retards using pepe as a mascot ended up poisoning the well, lad

speaking of hate symbols and the retards that misuse them everybody bellowing about "DEI" knows it's investment terminology and it means less than nothing to the average normalfag right, it's like blaming cryptocurrency for burning an egg you were microwaving

>>79478766
Normalfags are twitarded and know what DEI is because they get their news from social media and brain rot content on youtube

>>79478796
they know what DEI is because fox news tried to make them care about it as the root of all evil and completely failed because it's investment terminology and nobody but investors and 4channers cares about that shit

>>79478808
>because fox news
HAH!
Fucking hell, that's a good one.

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>>79478823
you should try actually watching the thing you denigrate sometimes, fox news is what you'd get if /pol/ had a tv show

>>79478831
Not likely, lad.

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>>79478831
Anon, Fox News is slop for a small amount of right-leaning American boomers.
Most young adults barely watch cable these days.

>>79478808
Fox news is on its way out along with all other traditional media like CNN. The reason they rely on outrage farming is because they know its over. Grandpa would rather listen to facebook conspiracy and joe rogan over them

>>79478952
>>79479009
yes i am aware it's dumb boomers that watch fox news and are its primary audience, that is not the point in the slightest
they have failed to get dumb boomers onto the "dei bad" camp
>>79479024
they were outrage farming before youtube even existed

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>>79477241
>Doesn't mean they don't deserve to exist or something.
Now take into account the resources they drain, which even ignoring sappy shit like animal slaughterhouses are often times have hard limits to them and will not be coming back once expended (petroleum) or the abject pollution and landfill caused by the continued existence of these non-entities.
Cancer is not condition with a malicious element, it's lumps of useless cells that are allowed to persist for no reason, and continue to replicate at the direct expense of the host's function.

>inb4 kill yourself then
If you try to force that line of logic, I'd rather kill others, since it would be logically more moral along that line. I'll accept my death after I'm killed.
And so we wait, until somebody fires the first shot, and until the first finite crux of "everyone deserves to live for no reason" is eaten away by the locusts.

Universal Basic Human Rights status: epic trolled

>>79479029
>they have failed to get dumb boomers onto the "dei bad" camp
Anon, I don't think you understand how little this means.
This is like despairing that you can't convey the meaning of love to an ant or getting angry at a cat because it doesn't know how to wash dishes.

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>>79479110
yeah the dumb boomers mean nothing and have no intellect and aren't worth considering until they've all voted to fuck things up for no reason, brexit's poll turn-outs are flashing against the inside of my brain rn

>>79479139
>until they've all voted to fuck things up for no reason
>for no reason
I think I understand: you don't understand how normalfags work.

Okay anon, listen up. Normalfags are like cattle. They don't really do anything but eat, shit, reproduce and die.
They grow up learning not to think for themselves, but instead to trust in authority figures to make the right decisions for them.
These authority figures make use of various tools to make sure normalfags know what to think, like tv and radio.

You see, people didn't vote for or against brexit because they considered the pros and cons.
They voted for or against it because the authority figures that they placed their trust in told them to vote for or against it.
Again, these people do not think. They read or hear what to think and then act accordingly.

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>>79479075
The only meaning life has is the one we impose on it.
I love humanity. I shall see it conquer this system and spread life throughout our universe.
So if your intent is to extinguish this flame of life, then you are my mortal enemy.

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>>79479227
>
Hit it on the head.
Democracy and polling used to be a count of heads for who would fight and die for any given opinion, and a pre-emptive truce to not kill each other over the menial things, like if Dante or Ariosto was the better poet.
These days it's a popularity contest ran by amoral liars, which are immune to the consequences of their actions because they selectively put on a circus that the peasantry's opinion matters, and that going against their rule is to attack the peasantry instead of themselves (as is the popular opinion) (which is taught at a state level as an unquestionable truth).

That's not to say Democracy didn't have it's time, it's to say that every system decays as more exploits are found and the original principle is overwritten. The kyklos is inevitable, and applies to all novel methods of rule, even the ones not thought of when the term was coined.

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>>79479369
>>79479227
total samefag victory

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>>79479310
> I shall see it conquer this system and spread life throughout our universe.
why
i'd sooner see that my quality of life is optimised, than 100 billion half-evolved lobotomites on jupiter at the cost of me living like a worker ant. you see humanity as a virtue of the species, i see it as an expression of sapience which many lack.
>So if your intent is to extinguish this flame of life, then you are my mortal enemy.
lol
lets see you reach the stars after the deformed child of the turd eater demands you feed it with a crude hunk of sharpened metal at your throat.
lmao

>>79479369
Exactly. Democracy is a great system when the participants are educated and involved in ensuring the well-being of the system.
The most unfortunate thing is that people see democracy as the "final" form of governmental systems. Any and all suggestion of change is immediately disregarded.

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>>79479416
Why? Because I enjoy life.
Most of humanity sucks. But without the parts that suck, the parts that I enjoy could not exist.
If you'd clip away every little bit of humanity that you consider bad or evil, you'll end up with a scenario like pic related.
>i see it as an expression of sapience which many lack.
A queen bee cannot exist without her drones; you cannot uplift everyone without destabilizing civilization.

>>79467605
734K posts/day.

We probably would've gotten to this point sooner had it not been for the Mike Tyson/Jake Paul fight and the UFC threads on /sp/ recently, as well as the Fish Tank Live threads on /tv/ yesterday, both of which resulted in drastic spikes in activity for their respective boards.

>>79479556
>as well as the Fish Tank Live threads on /tv/ yesterday
I literally cannot wrap my head around the popularity of that normalfaggotry.
Who the hell watches that shit? It can't be boomers, so zoomers?
Also there must be at least one mod ensuring its existence, right? The favoritism is palpable.

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>>79479548
>i love infinite meaningless human expansion at the cost of quality of life
>posts a comic criticising infinite meaningless human expansion at the cost of quality of life
i don't think you're making reasoned arguments, i think you're a spook justifiably and instinctively concerned that you'd be one of the ones culled, hence your emotional arguments.
either ways, the world's running on your opinion right now (le epic universal basic human rights); and our opinions on it are irrelevant. see you when it's forced back down to mine.
the universe is infinite, the resources we have access to right now are not. i'm getting my can of beans; you can go ahead and share yours with the various spastics and mouthbreathers that you acknowledge as your subhuman insect "drones", as well as all the "bad or evil" you can identify (assuming they don't snatch it out of your hands).
and when you starve, i'm killing all the retards you kept alive and taking all the shit that you gave them for myself. assuming of course, you presented enough of a threat that i wouldn't do it to begin with.

problem?

>you cannot uplift everyone without destabilizing civilization
yes, that's the plan.
i don't want a world of queen bees and drones.
i want humans.
or at least, myself.

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>>79479761
Please refer to the attached image.

>>>79432310
the annoying thing about following a crossthread link to a new thread is it adds the #p anchoring you to the first post so i found an addon that can redirect you based on url regex and wrote some regex to fix it so now if a #p number matches the thread number it automatically removes the #p from the url.
>Redirect: .*boards\.4chan\.org/(.+)/thread/(\d+)#p\2$
>to: https://boards.4chan.org/$1/thread/$2

>>79479564
Reality TV remains appallingly popular. This is just uniquely tailored toward netizens, especially 4channers.

>>>/vg/502474335

>>79479823
Of course it's from a furfag-adjacent community.

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>>79479761
I doubt there's much me and your opposite number in this argument have in common, ideologically, but I'm taking this moment to call you a retard, as every Malthusian deserves. Please enjoy your award.

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>>79479804
I wrote a userscript for that.
It uses a MutationObserver to remove the unnecessary fragments from the links.

>>79479815
>This is just uniquely tailored toward netizens, especially 4channers.
>especially 4channers.
It's popularity is concerning.
What are the long term implications of 4chan being seen as a marketable audience?

>>79480036
nice, i would've done that if i knew how to write userscripts. i have violentmonkey and modified some scripts i found but i haven't written anything myself from scratch, maybe i should learn. how complicated is your userscript?

>>79453498
Yeah, it's almost like.... /v/ is astroturfed to all hell and /vr/ is what happens when shills and tourists are removed from the equation and all that's left is people that want to discuss games.

>>79480132
At the risk of looking like an idiot of anyone bothers to screencap this and bring it back up thirty years from now when I turn out to be wrong, I'd say little.

Plenty of traditional media types have indeed attempted to attract the 4chan audience, but being normalfags they don't get what makes us tick. They can't even make us believeable boogeymen, let alone find storylines for their low-budget, low-effort daytime TV trash to attract users in any significant numbers. Hyde knows his audience because he's the kinda guy who'd post here without a trip. Unless and until 4chan-minded individuals find themselves in or near the C-suite of a business, we'll never be a marketable audience.

And that won't happen because the sacrifices you'd have to make to appeal to the least common denominator in this market segment would repel many other, larger, market segments. There aren't any good economics to scale 4chan user engagement with any product.

>>79453498
slow boards are inherently better than superfast boards

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>>79463917
>>79463970
Whats with the average 4chan anon and his addiction to raceplay pornography? This shit should be studied by a psychologist or something.

>>79480747
/gif/ is not a representation of the average poster lmao

>>79480747
>average 4chan anon
>/gif/
dumb frogposter

>>79480755
this.
/gif/ is what would happen if a porn site was anonymous

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>>79480220
could be simpler maybe
https://gist.github.com/4chenz/fe8bf96b06589c46078a8bbbed463f33

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>>79480755
>>79480781
I'd say that
>/gif/
>/pol/
>/r9k/
>/tv/
>/int/
>/adv/
>/wsg/
>/news/
>some of /bant/
All share a similar userbase. Clearly not here to discuss anime or niche otaku media, rather culture war content.

>>79480747
The answer lies in these.

>>79480796
>>79480852

>>79478423
I watched it fall off of page 11 and laughed.

>>79478622
If you want to say you're mad that you got banned then just say it.

>>79478808
Keked good at that one, surprised you could solve the captcha.

>>79479804
i thought i was the only one annoyed at this, i didn't know it could be automated and just always removed the anchor manually.
>>79480799
thanks. why are all of your scripts except one only available by direct link?

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>>79482289
Me on the table

>>79482289
the projector still needs changed to be red instead of blue

>>79482289
what would you use to represent r9k, a feels guy?

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>>>/v/694887885
Madotsuki from Yume Nikki won this year's Queen of /v/ tournament.

>>79482663
According to some other anons, that would not accurately reflect the current state of /r9k/. But I don't see anything else the catalog right now that would as accurately sum the board up as hyperfat sparkledog OC does for /trash/.

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>>79482289
I'M FUGKIN ON ID
whad we gonna ad on dop :DD

>>79482664
Looking at those replies, it seems like the competition got back to being more on the fun side. Am I mistaken?

>>79482663
st. blackops2cel might work

>>79482779
>Am I mistaken?
NTA, but I took one look at the threads and it felt like I was somewhere that wasn't 4chan.

>>79482779
/v/'s waifu/husbano contest threads have always been much better than /co/ and /a/'s.

mods having fun on /b/

>>>/b/927519309

good oc

>>>/co/146395232

>>79482779
it's pretty much traditional than the waifu of the year tourneys are always rigged to be a bit cheeky.

Even the autism event horizon that is /co/ knows a good shitpost from to time

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>>79483712
I want that to be a banner

>>79483712
mods should make this a banner
we know you're watching us

why does /r9k/ need to be the hub for these threads? why not /b/ or /pol/? it's wasted here.

>>79483929
too fast, attracts schizos or dedicated trolls

worst r9k has is someone confusing some no-context post read from the frontpage as talking shit about their incel/crystal cafe/porn is based/etc threads and dropping a single post calling you a nigger. people itb just keep to their corner.

>>79483929
>/b/
>/pol/
lmao

>>79484081
superior to troon9gay

>>79484096
you want the threads to be spammed with porn and/or extreme retardation?

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>>79483886
bannerified

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>>79483929
1. We started in /qa/, and this thread is fundamentally the last nomadic coalesced remnant of /qa/ on the site after the rest of the board dispersed into [s4s] and the sharty for the most part. To this day, the kusomods will open /qa/ for a few short days over April 1st, just to taunt us with the taste of our home (they will pay, mashallah).
2. We went to /trash/, but the sewage got too much, and eventually every thread was 80% literal schizophrenics and degenerates blogging about their lives. Opinions are still out as to if it was worse than AI generated posts
3. Of the remaining non-topical boards, most are either way too fast to sustain a thread, or would invite the same problems as /trash/ did. [s4s] and /bant/ were both floated and attempted once we left /trash/, /r9k/ just stuck. If this board becomes an issue, we will once again return to the path, to set up shop somewhere else.

>/pol/
nigger the last thing we need are /pol/yps, wannabe armchair culture warriors, and bots shitting up the thread; that is possibly the only board on the entire site that would have been worse than /trash/. Every thread would be half-filled with the same automated posts explaining how the jewish grinch niggers stole christmas except less funny and less self-aware

>>79482664
FUCK I NOMINATED PONIKO

>>79484146
do we have a back up plan 4 alt boards to move to? /b/ /band/ /pol/ [s4s] all failed where else would we go in the event r9k gets fucked? int?

i have inside staff information that mods will not be enabling fortunes on r9k or pol
keep checking this thread for more insider 4chan staff news!

>>79484303
we're moving to /wsr/

>>79484146
>nigger the last thing we need are /pol/yps, wannabe armchair culture warriors, and bots shitting up the thread
Too late, this thread is already infested with retarded political shitflinging.

>>79483712
I haven't even seen Joker 2 and this is still making me laugh. I guess rape really is one of the best jokes there is.

>>79483712
agreed.
>>79484143
double agreed.

also on /co/ I've been seeing more of the peridot fag but other than that it's been alright on my end. It seems like it reaches a boiling point and then a "normal" peridot thread is made and it turns down for a bit.

>>79484499
It's not really very much compared to most of the website. Just a little snippiness about CURRENT EVENT from time to time.
This is not an invitation to prove me wrong.

public ban
>>>/b/927528505

>>79484470
>/wsr/
Interesring, we are requesting happenings after all.

>>79485097
This website is so strange. I understand that mods are largely free to do whatever they want on /b/, (it's actually in the rules) but they rarely do anything visible like this at all. I wish they'd do it more. Not just public bans, but stupid meaningless stickies like this and graphics/music playing in the background.

>>79485425
it's a careful balance, you do it too many times and the board is consumed in a contrarianism death spiral that burns the place down just to spite the mods for doing once did a thing in a way they didn't like.

>>>/v/694913901

/ck/ is terrible lately

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>>>/trash/70914546
Posting just went down for a bit

>>79484303
>do we have a back up plan 4 alt boards to move to? /b/ /band/ /pol/ [s4s] all failed where else would we go in the event r9k gets fucked? int?
no joke, besides /wsr/(?), the Kiwi Farms thread on 4chan is the closest we've got.

>There will be some downtime in the next hour for the ol' upgrades!

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Why is this allowed. Why won't the mods do anything about AI spam?

>>79486650
inb4 it's some stupid shit no one cares about like upgrading the server software or adding webp support.

>>79487025
If they add webPENIS support I will riot.

JPEGXL WAS ADDED!!

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>>79487834
Holy shit, about fucking time.

>>79486801
AI should be banned from this website

I will be unbanned from /v/ at 14:42 ET
In the Bible Moses warns the Israelites not to continue their plan to take the Promised Land after God told them to turn back. In Louisiana law this law defines first degree rape in Louisiana. It includes circumstances such as the victim being under 13 years old the victim being overpowered by force or the victim being prevented from resisting by threats of bodily harm.
>>79487841
ITS ABOUT TIME!!

non-happening bumo: i just used my SUPER LASER PISS to blast a sticky skid of shit off the side of my toilet bowl