Liminal edition
>>80173001terrible edition desu senpai
These two cutie pie bitches were 100% in on it, lol Probably some vlogger bitches doing a cameo now that bald ben's famous and has made it on the tubes
lad asked for a bolton edition and the grim scottish nonce rushed to make it insteadcancerous little mongsad
might rub one out soonish desu
The Shadowed Toad is making his move on Feel Street.
crossmong not allowed ITT
>>80173112really is becoming the worst poster on this thread
Stepdad loves anal, crossmong's mum not so much but she goes along with it to make him happy.
>Let's see what the view out of our hotel room looks like>*Pulls away curtain*>*Excited gasp*>Aaah... Absolute shit.Real womfy shithole travel porn, this
incels love bald and bankrupt for some reason
I quite hate him as well. He's not just the worst person here, he's a rancid creature in general. Uninteresting, unfunny, delusional, retarded, disgusting, pathetic, perverted...ruins our threads, especially the Nightguard.
>>80173137>becomingHe's been head and shoulders above even the next worst poster (HHL) for a while.Never seen him post anything remotely interesting that wasn't self absorbed schizo ramblings.>>80173166Agreed. He's made the nights very uncomfy, can't be arsed to post when its lost in 30 of his within 20 minutes.
Wondering why this cutie was just standing around like she's frozen in placeProlly a prozzie looking for clients or sommet
>"Still better than Birmingham" (bald ben refering to the moldovan capital)Oof madonneBirmingham bros won't ever recover from this one
the apu has risen and wants to watch van wilder party liaison on the big telly
He incorrectly calls moldova "the poorest country in europe" at the 27 minute mark, that would be ukraine thougheverbeitBald needs to step his narration game up for sure
i have actually been to moldova and thought chisinau was pretty decent
Off to Aldi in a min come get your jaw spun under the cameras big man think i care
Where can I find this discord dedicated to trolling the Scottish narcissist?
UK Independence Party? i only support the Northern Independence Party. no reason the Kingdom of Northumbria should be the same nation state as London, they have fuck all to do with each other besides a common language (and even that's questionable).
>Won't even cuss around anymore and say "fuck" without bleeping it out since he's too afraid to lose his sponsorsSad! Many such cases on the tubes
thinking about hhl's wollocks
northern border ends at Middlesbrough btw. sick of York poshos thinking they have anything to do with 'the north'. there's an episode of Red Dwarf where Lister (Liverpudlian) says something about 'how we do it up north' and that's the first time i'd ever considered Liverpool of all places as being up north. it's literally on the same horizontal line as Manchester and Leeds, plus i always considered those areas as being their own thing. they call themselves 'the north west' which should, really, be the Lake District.'where abouts in the north east are you from mate? Newcastle? Sunderland?''nah mate, Grimsby.'
i mean if the actual north becomes 'South Scotland' then yeah they can just have all that. everything they say would then make sense. like how West Midlands isn't just Wales.
The country isn't just doomed. It was doomed two decades ago, we're now just accepting it. We are categorically post-doom.
within the realms of possibility
>>80173228Formulaic little movie, but RR makes the tawdriness fun.
>>80173001Is that really liminal? I swear people use that word to describe almost anything that's just mildly nostalgic.
I often wonder what the actual future of England really is. When a huge portion of our population is Muslim or African what will happen? An Islamic party? Stricter hate speech laws but they do not apply to hate against white people? More racial fights?
Womfyarse vlog entry this one, nglShoulda showed some more of the local cuisine mayhaps
>>80173001brit feel is a concentration camp so you nerds can be monitored easier
What is the relationship between the physical concrete world of objects and the mental abstract world of idea/words/mathematics/concepts? A circle is an abstract concept. It does not exist except as an approximation; there is no physical perfect circle we have ever seen. It is a concept we use to get things to approximately work in the real world. You cannot point to a 1. A number. It is an abstraction. An idea. Yet the world is described so well by mathematics. So perfectly. Is there any other way to describe physics other than mathematics?
>>80173438Britfeel is not for nerds. Nerds are intelligent and work hard at school. Usually from middle or upper middle class backgrounds. Most of the fuckwits here failed in school and fucked about in class and made the teachers lives hell. A lot of the britfeel denizens have literal learning difficulties.
>>80173441>brit feel is a concentration campyou just gunna ingore the concentration camp aspect of it?
>>80173352why am i mulatto instead of a white person?
Wish I was part of some secret club or gang with a history and lore. Something that provides identity, community, and a connection to others horizontally today but also those that came before and will come after me. Something with ceremony and ritual. I suppose for a lot of people that club is religion. Provides a lot of meaning and connection. Other than that there is freemasonry. There are mafiosa. I like the idea of street gangs going back to the 1700s. Passed on from hoodlum to hoodlum. I like the idea of Chinese triads. Old secret cults. Mithraic mysteries. What should I join?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lTlBnXrAhb8Yeah these two dolled-up harlots were in on it obvs Wonder who they are though, they look like absolute prozziesAlso bald pulls une mad fartington @26m10s in backpacker ben's vid there lol
>>80173441nerds used to be teenagers who read science fiction and programmed games by themselves for their home computers, at like 14.now nerds are adults who watch Star Wars and anime, maybe some of them are more (medically) autistic and they're developing a Sonic the Hedgehog project on GitHub because they like Sonic.i think as an industry/career it's more just professionals like any other. if i meet a completely ordinary person with a partner it's not a surprise they say they're a web developer or some kind of engineer. like those all have to be fat, bearded blokes with glasses? (and this was never true if you look into British computing history.)
>>80173078I thought that interaction looked very fake as well. Good video though. Sad times where now even Moldova has more soul than modern Britain.
>>80173535establish an incel society
>>80173441>Most of the fuckwits here failed in school and fucked about in class and made the teachers lives hell. A lot of the britfeel denizens have literal learning difficulties.Can confirm, this is literally me.
>Mfw uno farto @3:17
Some real windyarse weatherington round here and I'm on the south coast
mental to think Super Mario Bros. and Brataccas came out the same year.
This babushkaberg looks quite a bit like Olga from HLA imoLowkey same pheno energy, which makes sense given the lore's setting
What I would give to be a fly on the wall while Shippy gets a blowjob. It must be the single most awkward scene in history to witness. Like how would that fat bean headed mong react while getting his code sucked, you know?
>>80173583Never happenend and will never happen though
>>80173212I'm from Birmingham and he's 100 percent correct. It's a shit hole and if I never see the place again it'll be too soon.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7zTei5RMhQ8>My boss was trying to install glory hole>While I was trying to take a dump.>So I pissed on him in self defenseThese fucking lyrics lmfaoGod bless non-kosherized AI
imagine how shippy's penis stinks
>>80173685Pulls back his foreskin and beans fall out.
Too ill to go to town with my mum. Not happy. I think this chest infection is getting worse. Hope it doesnt turn into pneumonia.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=suXO7Yy_A-8>The shadow of my wiener cascading down your face>The shadow of my wiener flopping all over the place>I literally can't think of any other way to show you... how much i fucking love you>[Thunderclaps continue]KinegraphiqueKinemathique, even, possibly
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RmOhSElo_JI>I saw Reyna perform at a mall in 1986 and waited in line to meet her and when we went to take a picture together she kissed my cheek and it smelled funny.Lmfao at that commentAlright this is too much, i'm ded :skull:
>>80173749You look like a hairy ape
Apparently the guy running that channel managed to get recognized as his own label on spotify too a while back, lol
holy shit there is some fat guy at work who always opens the window no matter how cold it is outside. look i understand that youre a fat fuck and get hot and sweaty easily but not everbody is a disgusting subhuman like you
Would you buy a tesla?
back to work tomorrow, seriously cba
>>80173804there was a Viral Post on Reddit, the front page of the internet, of a UK user returning his Tesla car because it had to be serviced lots of times in very few years.apparently that's a thing here where you can return a car for a full refund if it's not fit for purpose which blows my mind. if you can afford a Tesla you don't deserve that. don't care if it literally chops your arm off, on purpose.but my answer is 'no' because 1. i can't drive 2. i can't afford lessons 3. i can't afford a Tesla 4. if i HAD Tesla money do you have any idea how much rent and food that is? like i'm assuming these things cost thousands.
>>80173860you on reddit much?
>>80173878i can't get enough of it.but also no. x mentioned it earlier and i said there are these frontends. it's just a horrible format for a message board. i loathe threaded comments and voting on replies is the worst idea. like Digg and Slashdot did that too but those were just specific technology websites, they weren't trying to be a centralised phpBB where you have to use the official phpBB site/servers because that would have been RIDICULOUS back in the day. like absolutely insane, people would just use Invision Board or something else.anyway how's the /britfeel/ Discord coming along?
Hey britfeelchat group
what a lifehttps://desuarchive.org/r9k/search/filename/1597756408.png/
>>80173922what happend between may and november 2024?
>>80173406done any japanese? that language made me even more of a schizo than I normally am and had to quit>why yes, you must infer from context what im saying because we have to leave out half of our sentences as verbosity is considered rude and offensive in our batshit culture>why did you just change the entire grammar of your sentence? oh, because you perceive someone to be in an upper/lower social status at the time? right, right
>>80174026i mean that last part sounds useful. i get it's weird like they have different pronouns and honorifics and so on, but is it that far from formal/informal English? calling someone 'Mr ____' instead of their Christian name?we're losing that in English, even my 'formal' emails begin with 'Good afternoon' at most and end with 'Kind regards'. you'd sound like a mental child going 'excuse me sir' to an old man. but i WANT to be able to go 'excuse me sir' to an old man.
Haha, lifesaver! Let me Monzo you real quick!
>>80174042> but is it that far from formal/informal English? calling someone 'Mr ____' instead of their Christian name?Oh yes, it really is far from it. We don't alter our verb or adjective conjugations (technically just stems but y'know) depending on whether we're speaking to a shopkeeper or our friends.
>>80174026that apu does look rather womfy Gonna get a woffee and warm up a bit tbqh
me and shippy learning the language of love together x
>>80174063yeah fair like if we suddenly started saying "may i haveth the bread" or something, would be a bit odd.if it's instinctive to them though, feels like an extra layer of poetry to language that is ALSO easy enough for autists to parse. like someone switching because you've become closer, or you're in an argument, or something? that's not a bad feature. and it's not pointless like grammatical gender where you just have to remember, for every fucking noun.
>>80174063Sure but we probably would alter the vocabulary we use, makes it simpler in principle but offers a wider richness of possible sentences. Doesn't English have like one of the highest total vocabularies of any language ever? Like it's not even close.
He really is a toothless mong, isn't he?
Ordered a giant steak to be delivered on Tuesday for a special occasion. Going to reverse sear it - butter basted with garlic and thyme in the pan after oven - and serve it with roasted asparagus (olive oil, garlic, salt and pepper) and fried prawns (lightly dusted in seasoned flour).Should be delish.
>>80174102There is proof that he has teeth
>>80174091i mean there's no definitive list of English words and there's no 'standard' English.the way the OED does it, they have a huge corpus of texts from a ton of sources, they find the commonest words and define them. now that most neologisms come from stupid internet shit i wonder if they ever regret that model. could have been prescriptive from the outset: "WE decide Oxford English, and if you don't use Oxford English specifically, you're a thicko. no poggers enshittified brainrot here!"
i wish i had one of those sous vide machines. imagine cooking everything sous vide. like you'd just have this fish tank full of dangling steaks and potatoes and bags of rice and you'd never have to worry about anything in your life.
>>80174086>may i haveth the bread"Ha, good example. It would be like saying "Pass me the fresh bread" if youi're speaking to a friend, but when speaking to someone of perceived higher status, it would be "Passeth to one of the freshly bread" except it's even worse than this, because due to first part about verbosity/specificity being considered "rude" in Japan, this is all said in a really measly, almost politician like way.>>80174091We do have a giant vocabulary yeah, but all languages have giant vocabularies and people don't realize just how many words you need to know to be even somewhat competent. We probably all know tens of thousands of English words (most of them passively, because reading is 100x easier than writing)
>>80174130put one in your amazon wishlist, post the wishlist here and i will buy it for you
>>80174122>There is proof that he has teethProof?
>>80174130phwoarr sous vide was THE hot reddit cooking meme pre-pandemic. Don't hear much about it anymore.
>>80174137>Proof?Its all in the archives little lad
>>80174141Link it then, king
I refuse to believe we grow wax in our ears and we aren't harvesting it at an industrial scale. Same with tit milk.
>>80174150Have you mastered Chinese yet
>>80174152Still mastering Marvel Comics before I master Chinese.
>>80174150You are incapable of learning a new language
>>80174156I've mastered your mum
>>80174159Everyone can. Just memorize words and grammar, then read tons of books/listen to tons of audio and that's all there is tot it. Takes hundreds/thousands of hours mind you
>>80174166>Everyone canwhy havent you learned another language then?
>>80174160pobol y cwm without Englosh subtitles soon, corr
>>80174135no because i won't actually use it more than once.>>80174140it's a neat idea but i suppose you still have to sear/char stuff like steak and chicken breasts, so at that point you could just cook them? doesn't sound like you even get the "low n slow" benefits of, say, a slow cooker. where everything is also cooking in a liquid.i just want pre-cooked food that is hot. wishlist anon, what about a rotisserie machine like they have in supermarkets? imagine if you just always had a full chicken to hand, carve bits off when you fancy it. cor.
>>80174168First off, just because someone can do something, doesn't mean they will. Everyone can grind to 99 agility on Runescape, but sure as fuck most people won'tOn another note: define what you mean by "learn a language". What's the criteria for having "learned" it?
You'll never be fluent in another language
>>80174149Speak for yourself. I had a fridge full of tit milk when the mrs was lactating.
Don't learn an actual useful language, just learn some sheep shagging bollocks that no one speaks
>>80174181He's been studying Chinese for at least 8 years and can only muster up a few common phrases
>>80174181>Don't learn an actual useful language,English (and your native language if ESL) are literally the only useful languages. It's a hobby, so you might as well choose one that interests you.
>>80174190>for at least 8 yearsDumb statement. That's like saying you learn French/German/Spanish in school for 5 years when clearly you don't
>>80174186Latin and Ancient Greek have a tremendous amount of untranslatable poetry, and for Latin, a shit ton of untranslated medieval/renaissance content Makes more sense than something like "Spanish because I like going on holiday haha"
>>80174196How many languages are you fluent in little lad
Chinese is objectively useful and will only become moreso. Latin and Greek have contingent historical and cultural value and arguably help understand the derived English language.But yeah Welsh is literally a dead language with no value, no consequence, no use and is only still around because Welsh nationalists (please try not to laugh, they take themselves very seriously) lobby the government to make insane concessions to it using taxpayer money for no benefit whatsoever.
bean salad
>>80174206How many tits have you sucked that weren't your mums
>>80174211Bit random, but I would say maybe 8 in my lifetime
>>80174208>Chinese is objectively usefulNo it's not>and will only become moreso.2 more weeks?English is the only useful language, with the one exception being if you're emigrating and even then that depends..
>>80174221>English is the only useful language
>>80174181i am more likely to come across a Welsh person who speaks Welsh than, say, a Spanish person who speaks Spanish.
reckon there have been times were i had a one night stand but didnt get to suck on her tits
>Man meets future wife after texting 'hello' to random number he made uphttps://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c77rvx4jn4goCould never happen to me. I don't even have a phone.
i speak english, german and a little french and italian
I have this handy app called 'Google Translate'. No need to learn another language
Yeah English is the most useful language, but Chinese is obviously useful, worlds second largest economy, huge population, massively important geopolitically, lots of diaspora around the world etc.
Me? I'm a hyperpolyglot gigachad alpha male who is VERY attractive to every woman (and man) on the planet.
>>80174160dwi yn chickenhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3WnFW5mgPbk
obsessed with fertility and languages
>>80174240>I'm a hyperpolyglot gigachad alpha male who is VERY attractive to every woman (and man) on the planet.Proof?
We will have automatic translators in the near future, just like earphones which pick up the language, translate it in real time and play the translation to you. Learning languages is still good though.
i tried to learn Irish on that Duolingo but i kept forgetting and restarting and after months i have retained:>tae = tea>sochre = sugarif you need tea with sugar, i'm your man.
Many language books, no friends or wife
he didn't 'make it up' then, did he
shippy should focus on getting a sprog instead of wasting time learning languages
How do you say "I have anxiety so i cannot do anything besides wank to cartoons all day" in Chinese?Could be useful for some of you lads
>>80174252>no friends or wife
>>80174246machine translations seem to have gotten less terrible and i'd guess that's an area where these language model AIs are helping.don't care about art/drawing, but i regret not learning guitar. imagine if you're at a place and someone just hands you a guitar. it would be like knowing the rules to poker, and playing poker.
>>80174236>Chinese will become the 2nd most studied language soon enoughThis doesn't mean anything. People will still not know it because they have zero reason to. There are no cultural exports for people to give a shit about, which is why English is do dominant. >>80174239>worlds second largest economy, huge population, massively important geopolitically, lots of diaspora around the world etcLiterally none of those are relevant to how useful a language is. You already speak the worlds largest language, with the largest economies, of the only worlds superpower and every nig/poo/europoor learns it anyway>diasporayea, and a ton of them don't even speak Mandarin lolHindi has half a billion speakers, but you don't see people trying to shill that shit do you. This "muh /China" has been a thing for decades now. Spanish is more likely to compete, but even that's got no chance. This is assuming we don't all have seamless AI translation by then
>>80174264> imagine if you're at a place and someone just hands you a guitar.Everyone hates that faggot who brings out a guitar at parties/social events
Mongboy still posting in the old thread lmfao
>>80174273hopefully crossy doesnt find this thead
>>80174260Unironically a good reason to learn Japanese. Lot of disgusting, niche pornography.
Shippy will never learn Chinese. Realistically it takes 2000-3000+ hours and you have to do it consistently and over a fairly short period of time (a few years) otherwise you're just spinning your wheels because languages constantly decay when you don't use them. If you just study in short bursts and then go weeks/months without using it you get nowhere. This is why Shippy has spent eight years learning Chinese yet is still stuck on HSK3
>>80174284>Realistically it takes 2000-3000+ hours This is only if you want to be native-like. You can read books/watch content/have casual conversations in much less time. >otherwise you're just spinning your wheels because languages constantly decay when you don't use them.this is sadly true which is why I do not recommend it to anyone unless they have a plan to use their language multiple times a week (preferably daily) for the rest of their life Thankfully this is easy to do these days though
>>80174272>oh are you all trying to have conversations?, everyone shut the fuck up and look at me as i badly play and sing wonder wall like a turbo fucking wanker I hate these cunts, they are always talentless pricks
Might learn the guitar
>>80174300It's the musical equivalent of knowing how to say "hi, how are you" in a language but claiming to speak it/know guitarBoring pricks
>>80174310playing guitar got guitarlad a spanish gf
>>80174296>This is only if you want to be native-like. You can read books/watch content/have casual conversations in much less time.I think you're underestimating how far you can get with limited hours lad. I learned Japanese to a decent level which is similar in difficulty to Chinese and I'd say it took probably 800-1000 hours before you can start reading for pleasure and probably even longer to enjoy TV shows. Before that it's basically useless
Might learn the bass
Might learn the drums
Might move to Jamaica
reckon we have a chink propaganda mong ITT
>>80174310>>80174319>>80174323/britfeel/ band when lads?
>>80174326she looks white though
>>80174336I'm all about the tropical weather and big butts
>>80174279I made this thread lmao Am just in my own lane rn
>>80174334i actually played in a punk band when i was a teenager
>>80174334The /britfeel/ers
>>80174335>I basically stopped Latin for a year and remembered basically all of it when I picked it back up. Chinese I gave up for years and got back into it reasonably quicklyHow far were you in those? If beginner level then it makes sense you would get back into it quickly. If more like B1 you're going to be rusty for quite a while
>>80174342what was your band called?
If ya don't speak England you're a poof and it's as simple as that.
>>80174355not going to say as i dont want to get doxxed
>>80174335>You never truly forget it. I quit Japanese after around 3000 words and I could probably only remember like 1-200 now at best (maybe less if you include the kanji also) and it's only been a year if that.
shippy should teach languages instead of being a minimum wage driver
>>80174372Imagine teaching something that most people do not give a shit about. Like being a Latin teacher. How depressing.
>>80174373When is baby mama returning to the UK with your sprog?
>>80174382Oh, you could very well be right there. Fair point. I do remember almost all of the grammar also.
>learning multiple languages at once
Behold my white hand
>>80174395It's fine unless you're doing something like French + Italian at once.
>>80174399you plaster casted your dick didnt you
>>80174373>has more whites than we have BlacksTrying to imagine the kind of person to write this who would also post on 4chan.
Some PROPER BRITISH kino arrived today, lads.
>>80174404Not yet pal. Not enough mixture hehe.
>>80174410>learning welsh from a paedophileclassic shippy style
>>80174342started a band when I was at school too. played King Tuts, Stereo, ABC, o2 academy and Broadcast in Glasgow. good times.
>peast
>>80174437care to explain why you lowercased white but not black?
>spend all of your free time learning languages>can't speak any language other than English kek
Cant spell step w/o pest
>>80174452>spend a lot of time playing golf>not a pga prokek
>>80174452This post really tickled me desu
Only language I've yet to conquer is love.
the gf can speak 4 languages
>>80174487>I actually found a book once for Jamaica Patois but didn't buy it. Regret that nowfascinating
Even as close as ten years ago all the technological infrastructure needed for delivery people taking pictures of deliveries at your door existed, but we simply didn't need them. Today, we do. People will steal parcels, delivery drivers will nick them or just decide they can't be fucked today and not delivery but say they did, people will wait outside houses until old people come out and then mug them. This shit happens every day. Taking pictures of the delivered parcel is just one plaster being put on the system to try and cope.Why did this happen? Lets be frank; it's not white people doing this shit. It's immigrants and the children of immigrants. Specifically non-white immigrants.Matthew and Harry are not stealing packages or deciding they can't be fucked to deliver them properly to bunk off their shift early. It's Mohammed and Rajesh doing that shit.
Wonder if DVDlad had any language DVDs. Doesn't matter, he watches all his DVDs with Punjabi subtitles.
>>80174495Nothing wrong with taking a picture then stealing the parcel, is thur?Curse not.
Can speak English and conversational Zulu since I took lessons for a few years and the wife and her family speak it. Should probably try and improve because I can feel it slipping a little. Honestly always been curious about Chinese, but just don't know where I'd find the time.
>>80174508if you have time to post drivel on /britfeel/ you have time to learn a new language
>kid is suffering from malnutrition because all they eat is sugar and chocolate for every meal (including Christmas dinner) >parents ignore it because tiktok is far more important >go on the offensive the second anyone tries to give advice >"thats the only thing they will eat!"At what point do you just let the child starve until they eat what's put in front of them?Is this not how it used to work?
>>80174495how does that work anyway? do they include you in the picture? I never take deliveries
>>80174511True, I probably spend more time here than I should. But like the other lad was saying it's about 2000-3000 hours over a relatively short time span and I certainly don't spend that much time here. Would be comfy to work for an embassy and basically have them send you abroad for six months to focus learn a new language.
>>80174495Why did you attach a picture of Sean
>>80174430>Played o2 academyWere you supporting a bigger band?
>>80174535Who's Sean? I mean that honestly I don't spend much time here.
>>80174532>Would be comfy to work for an embassy and basically have them send you abroad for six months to focus learn a new language.that's how Steve Kaufmann learned Chinese and it's still his best foreign language. He was there in 1967, mad timeshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_V0iemIfeBQ
I once found a book called "How To Achieve The Perfect Bean Shaped Head" but didn't buy it. Regret that now.
>>80174495>>80174495Reckon HHL would steal a parcel given the chance
>>80174549>and it's still his best foreign language.French>inb4 it's Canada so it doesn't countIt countsI also hate that shilling Jew
>>80174550Shippy doesn't need that book on account of him being born on the floor of a Heinz Baked Bean factory to a poor Spanish migrant.
>>80174543famous britfeel paedophile from sunderland
Both his sprogs have their own wikipedia page lad. He's very accomplished and lived an eventful lifehttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eric_Kaufmannhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mark_Kaufmann
>>80174578of course I meant this post for >>80174565
Graham Linehan is actually quite cool and I feel sorry for him. Hope he finds a nice woman to love him.
>>80174574Yeah sprog is learning it naturally from mum and her family and what I can say as well around the house. Though technically it's Ndebele, which is a dialect of Zulu which has a few differences but is generally mutually intelligible. Mostly minor spelling/pronunciation differences e.g. something like saying 'today' is lamuhla instead of namuhla and 'good' is kahle instead of kuhle. Things like that.
>>80174578I remember I found one of his kids linkedin, and one of them had a certificate for French from his Dads website and I laughed>He's very accomplished and lived an eventful lifeHe married some third worldie goblin and spends his twilight years trying to get people to use his website.
>>80174594He obviously used to be a very talented comedy writer at one point. It's a shame what has happened to him. I wonder if he has a neurological problem.
England in 1976 was kinda cool. Lovely nice warm summer. Tonnes of ladybirds. Lots of cool British rock music. Teen subcultures still a thing. Tonnes of shagging.
>>80174597Who have you married and how do you spend your peak years?
>>80174599His neurological problem is realising that the trans shit on Twitter is actually very weird and misogynistic and that tonnes of trans kids are just confused gay kids and autistic kids who think that playing with the wrong toys makes you the opposite gender. He is literally been proven right with the Cass report on the NHS. No one noticed.
>>80174597>He married some third worldie goblinkek
>>80174604Shame about the Myxomatosis destroying rabbit populations though
>>80174607Oh, you're one of those weirdos who thinks it's better to settle for something shitty than not to settle for something shittysadcase
>>80174597He's one of those driven types. He made millions in the import/export business and lumber trade. People like that never stop shilling even if it's something as dumb as a shitty language learning website. Doubt he needs the money.
>>80174578>>80174597https://ca.linkedin.com/in/mark-kaufmann-951198topkek he still does it>Certificate of Achievement - Japanese Intermediate 1LingQ dying
>>80174631>not himyea you are you boring samefag mong
>>80174620I'm one of those "weirdos" who thinks it's better to live the best life you possibly can rather than sitting alone in a box room sneering at strangers, yeah.
>>80174631Seems simple to me. I think it's a 'you' problem
>>80174636>living a shitty life procreating with a goblin is better than not living a shitty life with a goblinyea you've already showed you're a tard, you don't need to continue
>>80174643You do have a shitty life though?
England in 1950s. Bit dry. Very class ridden. Very British. England in 1960s. The Beatles. Rock and Roll. Premarital Sex becomes normal. James Bond. Miniskirts. England in 1970s. Tonnes of rock music. Summer of 76. Punks. Strikes. Yorkshire Ripper. Feminism begins to kick off. IRA bombs. England in the 1980s. Thatcher. Thatcher years. Miners crushed. Free market Britain. Music still amazing. England in the 1990s. Cool Britannia. IRA ceasefire. Oasis vs Blur. Raves. Ecstasy. Fun fun fun. Blair elected and everyone is happy. England in the 00s. Hugh Grant and Harry Potter. Economy is good until 2007.Islamic terrorism. Mega immigration under labour England in the 2010s. Shit shit shit Brexit shit shit shitEngland in the 2020s. FUCKING GET ME OUT OF THIS HELLHOLE EVERYTHING IS SHITE AND PEOPLE ARE FUCKING RETARDS.
>>80174630Even worse he's the co-founder and CEO of LingQ. Lad really lists a certificate that he issued to himself
>>80174651I'm happy to have been alive and young when England was at the peak
>>80174578One of those kids is clearly much more successful than the other one, and it's not the one who is working at daddy's website company
>>801746601966 (Beatles and World Cup and music and culture generally) was a peak. Another Peak may have been the 90s (acid house race and britpop).
>>80174651Pretty sure people were having premarital sex in the 50s lad
>>80174660same i loved living in a Richard Curtis film except i had magic powers
O, Great Womf of the Feel Street amphibians, hear my plea!>Bless this humble abode with a bounty of wurgers, juicy and steaming.>May the pepperoni rain down from the heavens, a wizza pie for every yearning.>Guide my webbed hand as I arrange thy feast, a symphony of sauces and sides.>Let the chip shop chips form a perfect border, a guardian of chippy supper delights.>May the wonion rings gleam like jewels, and the wuggets be crispy and divine.>For in Your greasy embrace, I find solace and sublime.>Afren.
>SSM deleted a load of videosOdd.
>>80174666Yes obviously but there was stigma and people did not talk about it. The pill was only invented in 1959 and that was really what kicked off the sexual Revolution.
>>80174687He does that from time to time only to re-upload them again.
>>80174676Dunno if you are young or just sheltered but it hs made a vast difference even just to the general vibe in the country. London used to have a great atmosphere but since 2016 it's been so depressing.
>>80174661Funny thing is Steve is clearly more proud of Mark. He's constantly going on about his hockey player son in his videos and never mentions the politics nerd. Then you look at what teams he played for and it's a bunch of minor league shitters kektypical boomer
>>80174676Oh dear. Oh dear oh dear oh dear. Dearie me.
>>80174687Twolls take clips from his video then play it on their monetised channels.He's missed out on hundreds of pounds thanks to them. It's not fucking right and Youtube should do something about these exploitative channels.He not monetised his channel has he? SeasideMARK is free for everyone.
>>80174694>I've always preferred tattoos on womenSame lad, although excessive tattoos don't do anything for me
>you will never go cruising in 1950s california
>>80174699Remember when SSM tried to monetize his channel only for the twolls to threaten to inform the DWP about his additional income haha
>>80174594he'd fit in on 4chan, obsessing over trannies for 16 hours a day while they have no impact on his actual day to day life
>>80174710Yep. It was disgusting. He been followed by hypocritical bullies his entire life. It's why he's on benefits. People naturally turn on him when he done nothing wrong. He promised SeasideSPECIALS and patron only content but the trolls but a nix to that; it's deeply upsetting - no matter how hard SeasideMARK tries - the trolls will always find a way to ruin it. It's not fucking right. It makes me tearful to be fair with you.
just had a mini panic attack that my grandparents were together for the end of the war but my mum wasn't born until the early 60s, like they must have been some kind of post-war volcel cultists for over a decadebut then i remembered all my uncles i never see are her brothers and they're around 10-15 years older than her. in fact i think they stopped having kids because they had a girl
Very nearly paid for 'seasideMARK Premium'
>>80174724I did and got refunded after he gave it in after three weeks.
wonder if HHL will ever return, he was my favourite poster
SSM should just sign off benefits and do YouTube full time
>>80174734He's fallen afoul of his wokey dealer I've heard from my Sunderland contacts. Ticked a little too much. He's been lying about buying and now the chickens come home to roost. It not nice.
>>80174513doxxable info
>>80174724>>80174733If it meant I got to see him and Helen (including her face) then I'd pay a premium desu.
>>80174755stfu shippoid
Just splooged all over me tummy. It Sunday x
>>80174537it was a promoted putting on a showcase of bands iirc. was hilarious because there were probably 100 people there max in this 1,000+ capacity venue and it was mainly friends and family of the bands playing. no idea what the promoter was thinking. was fun nevertheless.
>>80174755Weird obsession with my wife you have there.
>>80174765One note spastic.
>>80174755I appreciate it and yeah I know I'm lucky. >>80174768Don't pretend to be me lol, you lads are an odd bunch.
>>80174711I'm sure you would do it again. No one really changes their mind on these things.>It made Brexiteers happyIt didn't though. They are all angry because they didn't get what they were promised.>It's like 30% English nowThe proportion of English people in London didn't change significantly between 2015 and 2017 but the vibe definitely did.
>>80174755Zimmy met his wife at university. Still think he hit the jackpot?
>>80174781I don't care. Keep my wife out of this.
Might make a trip to stop people impersonating me. It's funny, but I can see it being used to start drama unnecessarily and that's not what I'm about.
>John>ham sandwich with butter and maybe a bit of mustard.>Jaleel Gobhi, Palak, Aloo Mirchi and Bread Tikka PakodeThere really is a difference in how we eat, isn't there?Would rather this than Shepherds Pie or 'spag bol' any day of the week.
>>80174797Who is 'John' and 'Jaleel'
>>80174800I am shippy
>>80174796Don't be childish lad.
>>80174801Some lads I work with. Just talking about their lunches they brought in today.
>>80174797>Gobhi, Palak, Aloo MirchiLad that shit sounds like you just made it upGive me the shepherds pie any day you gremlin kek
Japan in the early 20th century is probably the most nationalistic any country has ever been or ever will be
>>80174801>John>Lower-middle class native>fed beige meals>Disinterested at school>Becomes generic office drone>Dies sad after producing down syndrome offspring (HIGH chance in anglo s*xons)>Jaleel>Upper middle class immigrant>Fed vibrant, varied meals and taught how to cook them>Given extra tutoring classes by and paid for by their parents>Enjoys school, gets scholarship at university.>Becomes CEO or leader of business>Family Legacy echoes into the futureJust the way it is, it hurts for you to know it's this way but you're better off accepting it.
>>80174823Absolutely fucking zased!
>>80174816I feel bad for you lad. You've barely lived.
>>80174804Post a picture of yourself in front of your bookcase with the claw hammer balanced on your bean head
>>80174838>PretzelIs Pradesh a German name?
>>80174834I dont think about you at all lad
One of my uncles speaks french, but he's also a lifelong dosser on the level of SSM. Completely perfectly capable of working and supporting himself, just chooses to be a parasite instead. He isn't doing it in some cool, principled based NEET way either where he is ideologically a radical against the state and wants its collapse or anything, he's a very good goy in that regard, he just really doesn't want to have a job ever and is determined to never work.
I did a welfare check on Sean (I live local and he's known as a character in the community) and unfortunately be was found dead of a suspected overdose. His brother is trying to get access to his devices to see what he was up to online but I told him he is a regular here so watch what you say about him as his family could be reading.
>The eleven officers who murdered Prime Minister Inukai were court-martialed. During the proceedings, the accused used the trial as a platform to proclaim their loyalty to the emperor and to arouse popular sympathy by appealing for reforms of the government and economy. By end of the trial, the court had received 110,000 clemency petitions, either signed or written entirely in blood, from sympathizers around the country pleading for a lenient sentence.[4] Additionally, nine youths in Niigata asked to be tried by the court instead of the accused, and sent the court a jar containing nine of their own pickled severed pinky fingers as a gesture of their sincerity.[5][4]https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/May_15_incidentMad isn't it. Imagine growing up in a country this nationalist. All those young lads volunteering to kamikaze themselves. It's just a given that you sacrifice your life for your emperor. Wonder what it was that made them like this.
>>80174873HHL is actually on the same fetish forum as I am (I won't post his unique username here). I will PM him in a minute to ask why he isn't posting in /britfeel/ and if he's been permabanned
>>80174873It's hard to imagine who would actually be upset if Sean did die. His mum definitely, and his dad. His siblings. The chavs who use him for drugs would be sad they've lost a source of free cocaine. Other that that though, it would be a net benefit for everyone else.
>>80174874It's a form of self-loathing lad.
Toast. Sourdough toast.
>>80174868>he just really doesn't want to have a job ever and is determined to never work.I know someone like this and its fucking insane at times the homeless tier activities they get up to Over the years been offered countless jobs but flat out refuses to even entertain the idea, just freezes up and starts desperately changing the subject >complains of mystery illness>gave up license in attempt to get PiP>it didnt work>the doctor just sends him home>its always a mystery, no one can figure out (fuck all wrong) >will walk the streets picking up pennies to afford a pack of fake cigarettes or stale reduced bread >no money for soap, so clothes are just wore until they have that flat greasy look to them then continue to be wore >same goes for showering etc >complains about not being able to sleep while sitting up to 3am every night paying xbox>frequently goes with out gas/electricity to afford fake cigarettes (5 quid) >offered odd jobs because people feel bad, fucks them up constantly or acts like a total cunt about it >will walk miles to buy a pack of sugar for 2p less than the shop around the corner All while claiming As in every GCSE subject and have worked in many different skilled jobs This is an able bodied 40+ year old man btw
Reddit was bad before but it's unusable now unless you're a leftist American. They used to have a button you could press to see popular in the UK but no more.
Young lads not even 18. Sacrificing their lives in kamikaze missions for the emperor. There were more volunteers than planes, it was a huge privilege to be selected. When Japan surrendered a few of the generals were worried the public would simply mass suicide. Some of the soldiers on the islands did that. Mad isn't it.
Shall be calling it semi-soonish, me
>>80174976Films that came out of Japan post war during the American occupation had very strict rules about what they couldn't include.
>>80174966I know a guy like this and he is one of the most talented people I have ever met. He is an incredible painter and songwriter. Just creative as fuck and also very funny. Yet totally unable to channel it into anything that will actually improve his life. Partly because of just general class based lack of opportunity, and partly because of unresolved childhood trauma. It's sad.
You need to sort your sleeping pattern out lad
>>80174989The unemployed boomer hung his boots on the signJust beggars belief, really
>>80174966Yep, this describes him pretty well.>>80174987Unfortunately there isn't even this saving grace. He's completely talentless lol.
>>80175056Having talent is useless if you don't apply it so there's not much saving grace.
any games like Subnautica that you lads could recommend?
Me? I'm 30, have great GCSEs and A-Levels and a degree (a meme degree but still a degree) and have never been able to turn it into anything remotely resembling a normal life.I've never had a girlfriend, never had a job. No adult friends, still live at home. Have very restricted ways of thinking that prevent me from doing normal things in a normal way.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Io2k-Q5Y-s
SGAplayz is online on PSN
>>80175121>Have very restricted ways of thinking that prevent me from doing normal things in a normal way.At least you are self aware about this. Most of the lads here who suffer from restricted thinking are actually too restricted to realise it.
>>80175108Not exactly the same but:>slime rancher>the forest>no man's sky (highly recommend, they've really made it into a great game)I don't know I'm coming up short here.
Wonder if wkyld fell asleep. Bed time for me. Fuck the lot of yes
>>80175134Mostly aware of it because what family and doctors have told me and had some CBT sessions which didn't help to be honest. I was diagnosed autistic my mid 20s. Don't think there's much hope for me. Surprised I mate it through school at all but I think the routine of it all and the forced interaction helped me despite relentless bullying.
>>80175142Admitting you were wanking to cp last night was fucking grim lad.
>>80175137thanks, lad. have played the second two but will look into slime rancher
>have to go to mum and dads (AGAIN) to help to move a bed this timeevery cunting day im off work im around there, moving out was a waste of money desu
>>80175159I assume all moe posters are like that
Always gets me a bit mellow reading a youtube channel description and seeing how optimistic they are about making content. Then you see the last video was uploaded 9 years ago. Makes you wonder if they gave up/lost interest, life didn't plan out or they may even be dead.
>>80175179Just say you're busy lad
>>80175187they know im not, to be fair i dont really do much when im not wageying but i still like a nice day at home rotting and playing vidya
he live down standford lane de lads! it sunday xhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GpJTGaRjWDI
>>80175197let get 2025 started
>>80175195>they know i'm notTell them you are?
>>80175197>Nelly FurtadoFuck this site. Put some rave music on
>>80175197cunts in the chat promoting paid gambling tipsters
His stream just crashed
>>80175197Honestly bizarre. Imagine standing around dancing around in an industrial estate on a sunday like that.
>>80175254He needs sectioned the mad cunt tbqh.
Twitter is now far right.Reddit is super left and woke. Wild how different things are from 2014.
Wonder what will the situation be in 2030? Who is PM? Who is president of the USA? Is the British economy still shite? What will popular music be like? Will rock actually make a big comeback?
His backhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hP5UnFHE6z4
It's kinda insane the fundamental assumptions that organisations like PREVENT make about what 'radicalisation' is, who is affects, what it means in practice etc.All of their literature is based around the idea that 'radical' ideas could only appeal to people who are somehow 'vulnerable' or 'at risk' in some vague way. They can't even conceptualise that some people are well-adjusted, sensible, intelligent, sober etc. and yet arrive at the pre-defined 'radical' points of view organically and in full awareness of the opposing viewpoints.
>>80175295he a born MC. MC TMAU all the waaayyy!
>>80175295MCing to 90s rave music in an industrial park on a grey bleak winter's day seems like some kind of performance art
>>80175358LARPing as a 90s DJ gives SSM imminence pleasure.
>>80175354Reminder that, according to their own definitions, Prevent thinks that between 43-74% of the British public are literally extremists lol.
Sierra Cosworth crew
Wonder which /britfeel/er this is
>>80175366To further add to the irony, almost all of the people who voted mostly good are mentally ill. They either love the cultural enrichment, or they are blind to it occurring. Either way, lobotomies are due
Just cooked up a four egg shakshuka, Spanish of course, diced up a whole chorizo. Now laying in bed nursing a Tango gut
>>80175476I like the idea of shakshuka but every time I make it the tomato flavour is just too overpowering. Any tips on how to cut through it?
What do (most) britfeel personalities have in common? They are paedophiles.
>>80175544>mostnot enough
>>80175532Times past I too struggled with eating tomato, to the point where the taste made me gag, all I can advise is pushing through it. Acquired tastes are real.In terms of the recipe, I add 2tsp chilli powder, 1tsp cumin, and 1tsp paprika. All heaped nicely. Chorizo can help provide a more pleasant bite. If that doesnt hit the spot, then maybe its just not for you.
>>80175142>Card captor Sakura Classic Kino.
Corr lads just had a right feeding at McDonalds. It was lush. And I mean lush.
>>80175606>order 009>locator 149absolute nonce numbers
Corr 1 hour nu uploafhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aFFuVzXKcbQ
>>80175622Kek. I have zero control over that lane. Why are those number pedo numbers? You into that Jewish Kabbalah mysticism stuff?
Got complimented by 2 people at the swimming pool today
>>80175647Here's my line of reasoning:1) You're a nonce2) You got those numbers3) Therefore, those are nonce numbers
>>80175651Smalltown boy.
>Here's my Iine of reasoning:>1) You're a nonce>2) You got those numbers>3) Therefore, those are nonce numbers
>>80175666RUNAWAYRUNAWAYRUNAWAYRUNAWAY
>>80175660Ah. The number 5 appears in the post you just made. That means you are a pedophile.
>>80175690So you obviously didn't read my post. I made no claim that those numbers make you a nonce. I claimed that because you are a nonce you make those numbers noncey. Learn to read rajesh.
Worst patter Ive heard on this website. Shite mate.
Is crossy riff ratz?
Once again weekend posting living up to its pitiful reputation.
>>80175690>pedophileFuck off Yank
>>80175712No. Crossy is cosmic kitty.
I did a couple of laps and as I pulled over, the lifeguard comes over and said "oi, no professionals". I took my googles off and said I'm not a professional. He said "you're not a profesional? Well you should be and if you swim like that you'd probably be the best in the town". I told him I'm not interested because I'm making shitloads out of computers
Me? Linux. Specifically Arch Linux.
SANFORD LANE LIVEhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hP5UnFHE6z4
Got my watch later playlist down from 107 this morning to 36 now. Mixture of watching and deleting.
>>80175800Wow. Very productive of you.DOSSER.
>>80175812I have a job, lad, it's just the weekend...
>>80175817You should work the weekend too. What are you a lazy dosser? BAKA.
Lots of negativity here today lads. Dossers with pent up anger in their grotty mould ridden box room council flats. Sad.
>>80175860You literally do nothing but spam "box room" comments all dayYour entire existence is projection
>>80175867A post full of projection if ever I saw one
pouring cement in my neighbours letterbox and car exhaust
Not just a boxroom, but a smelly boxroom.
>>80175876A lot of people will be shocked and have some kind of moral fit when they know you do this, but the truth is that it simply isn't illegal. Anyone is allowed to; no laws exist to stop it.
>>80175880A smelly boxroom belonging to their parents. Some of them even have to pay to rent it
>>80175761You know Michael Phelps is not retired yea? It's true, I read it in a book. He faked his retirement so he could go undercover for the Navy Seals
Pouring shit into SSM's car exhaust when it's rightfully returned to him
>>80175875I'm not the one spamming box room comments, so maybe you should perhaps learn what projection means little lad
>>80175909The use of 'maybe' and 'perhaps' in the same sentence indicates are severe lack of confidence and assertiveness. Exactly what I'd expect from a box room dosser.
>>80175890I'll admit it, you're my favourite poster, lad. Well done.
I like to fill a bottle with water and dry ice and throw it through my neighbour's letterbox. Hopefully blows their hand off.
>>80175908It was sold, some family are driving around Eastbourne in it
>>80175914I'm sorry that words signifying vagueness offend your autistic sense of needing everything to be clear and concise. Stay mad
>>80175929Is that his actual car
>>80175890i trimmed his collie's fur with a pair of scissors after luring it through the fence with deli meat last yearhe has never said anything about it
Wops in the 2050s.
>>80175940This is also quite simply not illegal. There's nothing to worry about even if he did know it was you and could prove it.
Looks like another shop about to disappear from the high streets. Grimhttps://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cg7zj8yr5x7o
love having solicitoranon in the thread
>>80176006I always thought it was WHSmithsmandela effect
>>80176015great esp combined with likelyserialkilleranon
Dossers in boxrooms
Dossers in boxers
Virgins in attics
>>80176006What the fuck do people buy there? It not even a book shop. You can get all the stationary in Poundland or similar. People don't buy magazines or newspapers anymore apart from airports where WHSmith make most of their money. Not a big loss.
>>80176051virginpol went to shit after attics
Spazzes in sparerooms
>>80176006Never bought anything from there before. I hope they are all converted into flats for boat refugees please.
Incels in their smelly cells
>>80176053Mine is run entirely by white middle aged women, which I like
>>80176063they probably voted for labour
how do we deal with the paki problem?
post 400 anxiety kicking in
alright fuck it, going to my parents again, wish me luck anons
>>80176084good luck shifting the bed
>>80176088Did you mean shitting the bed? LOL.
>>80176095No, but if that's also an issue for you, then good luck with that too lad
>>80176100It's no issue, I love rolling around in my own shit like a pig and having a wank.
fucks sake i wish id never said anything now, im going
>>80176109Try not to shit the bed
I like to lube up my hairy arse and shove my fist inside to manually extract a chocolate log. Then, I put it in a blender with some milk to make a shitshake. What do I do with this shitshake, pray tell? I dip my cock in it and have my furslave lick it all off.
>>80176130>What do I do with this shitshake, pray tell?I thought you were going to vacuum seal it and mail it to Mark Edwards in Wareham
i ate too much last night and this morningbut i'm still full and not hungry at all but my mother is making dinner and i'm not going to be able to eat much of iti even skipped lunch today but it hasn't helped
>>80176130i mean, its not at all illegal, so yeah, go ahead.
Haven't left the house in over 24 hours
Not happy with how slow the thread has gotten this weekend
>>80176450Pump out some controversial gimmicks
I've cum 5 times in theast 24 hours. Not good desu
>>80176489Me like once a week since i have a sprog
Had to order more Signal One Blu-rays as I have a very high suspicion after their Winter Sale they will announce they are going into administration.
HHL has left /britfeel/ for good
>>80176506And its a lush
back from my parents, now for some room temperature pizza
Back hurts like a motherfucker
>>80175767me too btw, xfce of course
Linux is good when you have something to hide (CP for example)
>>80176756Alri shippy
New thread linuxbros>>80176779
