Linux, specifically Arch Linux edition.
For me its Window 10 (until they stop support)
Very painful headache atm
>>80176789and once they stop support?
>>80176795W11 I guess, tho I'll miss W10
For me, it's WD40.
>>80176811Because you're a robot?
>>80176779britfeelis a concentraion campto easily wartch you allbtw
>>80176818This has been well established for years. Was even once referred to as an online mental asylum
Watching the man united game. It shit
>>80176779>specifically Arch Linux
>>80176831oh wow, yall are ok with it... im gunna blast my brains out now
Might stay up late today and pull a sickie tomorrow
>>80176835me too lad. Hojlund cannot make that ball stick!
>>80176973Switched to the new geowizard video now
>>80176989find that guy very tedious now. also he's a jordan peterson fanboy
>>80176801W11 is W10 with a new skin
>>80177009Yeah his newer content isnt as good
SEASIDE UPDATEhttps://youtu.be/0uSjI7CfTuoSEASIDE UPDATEHe starting fresh tomorrow. He is starting FRESH tomorrow. He eating his packet of biscuits so he can start fresh tomorrow. Lovely cup of hot chocolate with lots of lovely biscuits. Now that is fucking LUSH. He loves choccy milk with fox's creams he does, they're fucking WOOOWWWW.Fresh start tomorrow coming on SO fucking strong after these biscuits. He sleep well now. Sugar makes you sleep better.
>>80177085I hate how he is always looking away from the camera now. I want him looking at me
>>80177112The main camera is for his onlyfans
awful lot of camwhores with bad hemorrhoids
SEASIDEUPDATEhttps://youtu.be/jY9YnFfl41oHe got other disability. He didn't want to tell it. The reason why he washes his arse in the sink is because toilet paper doesn't clean his bum properly. It why he has to wash it in shower. He can't use toilet paper it smears fishy shitty stink. He can use half a toilet roll and it doesn't clean his bum properly. He read online it likely other issues. He not well. He go doctor.He must have another disability. He tell doctor about it. If he gets older and that gets worse he might not be able to wash his own arse anymore.
SSM HAS AUTISM CONFIRMED.https://youtu.be/jY9YnFfl41o?t=234HE GET DIAGNOSED WITH AUTISM.Disabilities popping up like mushrooms in his body. He need better housing and more money.
>>80177154Does he have permanent diarrhea or something?
unwashable bum syndrome
permatrotts
PIP assessment coming up I reckon
>>80177201He'd had bad anal leakage since the nineties. He wipes and wipes and wipes but it's like he's got a shit crayon in his arse. Toilet paper just smears all that shit everywhere and his shit smells like an open stoma bag filled with fish. It not nice for him as its very embarrassing and it not fair on anyone else because it can utterly stink out a room in twenty seconds.
Mushroom arse disability. It not rite
>>80177240Yet a hotel towel works perfectly
Double LUSH neetmeal for me tonight.Two steaks, lovely crispy potatoes, tenderstem broccoli and tender mushrooms.You can afford to treat yourself a lickle on PIP. Wagies got some shite ready meal x
night drive tonight, reckon ill be a bit adventurous and go out to the little single track roads in the sticks, might even see a nice ghost or two
>>80177255He goes through several towels a day to be fair, he's said that mostly his washing machine is for towels but sometimes they still have that shitty fish smell lingering on them so he can't use them forever before he needs new ones.Hotel towels get washed in much more powerful machines than at home.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fneQW-duSws
>>801772582 Steaks? You gyming?
just found out one of the well known nonce hunters got jailed for rioting over the summer kek
>>80177154bidet or wet wipes, problem solved
>>80177271He needs a powerful 'hotel-grade' washing machine in his flat ASAP
>SSM taking his arse through a car wash
>black screen videos talking about his arseDid he have more than 5 bokkles only?
>>80177278Really sad to see this. He doesn't like showing his vulnerable side. >>80177294Doesn't clean up constant anal leakage does it? It only needs a little tiny drop to stink out his underwear then he needs new ones. He just asks you understand how hard it is for him. He doesn't ask for your sympathy, he jus want you to understand what its like with hidden disability. Do you think he wants a smelly arse plus he got TMAU. His life is hard enough as it is, he doesn't really like to talk about it but sometimes he has to because people forget how hard it actually is.
>>80177278>I got a problem where I need to clean my fucking arse all the timeNot right
who will clean his arse when he gets older
I bet if SSM overhauled his diet and cut out all the alcohol, his shitty arse disability would disappear.
>>80177338SeasideARMY has a medical division. They'll be there the moment he's too fat to reach his arse. It a sacrifice we willing to make.
>>80177355Which is exactly what his GP will say
>>80177338David C will
Uh oh surprise benefits statement coming this Wednesday.
He has to spend SO much money on toilet paper it unreal. Government should pay for them - they pay for nappies for old people so why can't they give SSM some better toilet paper to wipe his arse with?This is just how it is in Starmer's Britain.
I type in 2025 on google toilet paper doesn't clean me bum properly
>>80176789You can keep using it till 2032 if you get the IoT Enterprise LTSC version like I did.
>>80177376bout time we got Sean back to work
https://youtu.be/MGJdL85Cdrg?t=170it not right what he have to go through. Lads without hidden disabilities could never understand what it's like
>>80177458>SVT>Fecal incontinence>TMAU>Autism>hypothyroidism.Not nice living with that.
Still, despite all of this. He keeps a positive outlook, hes spiritually minded, he's kind and charitable, he's a naturally hard grafter and he volunteers to litter pick. He cares for the birds and he support local business.We could all learn a little bit from him.
>>80177517Kek when did he get diagnosed with autism?
>tfw too ugly to be an amoral sexual predator
>>80177560He diagnosed himself with autism this evening
>>80177586Kek. Looks like a PIP or WCA coming up soon
the apu has come down with a case of collywobbles, looks like its the forever sleep centre for him
might go the shop, just get a few things
>>80177745If you are on PIP why not. Treat yourself.
>>80177755unfortunately not lad, the lord has blessed me with the ability to wipe my own arse so ill never have any proper spending money
At school I was labeled "remedial" and told I would never be able to read and write. I proved them wrong and I read and write on /britfeel/ every day.
>SSM self diagnosing himself with autism and making up a new disability because the fat cunt Dosnt know how to wipe his own arse. Oh Im keking.
>>80177822>>SSM self diagnosing himself with autism and making up a new disability because the fat cunt Dosnt know how to wipe his own arse.Lad what you've said here is absolutely horrible. Just awful, really.
>>80177694Just bop him silently whilst he's enjoying his favourite meal. It's kinder that way.
>The series will see six individuals - Dave, Bushra, Chloe, Nathan, Mathilda and Jess - all of whom have a variety of opinions on immigration and refugees, being sent to Mogadishu, Somalia and Raqqa, Syria.>While in those countries, they will experience first-hand the life-threatening danger that so many are currently fleeing, by using real migrant routes through Africa, the Middle East and Europe.>The show will also include "the terror of small boat crossings".
Wish America would annex us lads.
>watching india republic day celebrations>they're whiter than uswhat the FUCK
>>80177920What the fuck is Musk's problem? Sick of hearing from this cunt.
>>80177920Really? Which parts of America have you lived in before?
>>80177971Not him but I've been to America a few times and it's honestly a shithole. Go anywhere outside the suburbs and rich parts and it's run down and depressing, more so than any English high street. Black people everywhere as well (in the states I've been to anyway).
First time back in literally years.HHL still trading his arse fpr pints at the local working men's club?
>>80177897wow seeing how dangerous third world countries are has convinced me we need to let in lots of third worlders
>>80178003He's currently banned so nobody knows what he's up to de liiiiiid.
>>80176779Lol, I'm the lad who made that post last thread. Glad I inspired you x
>>80177822Nasty post
Zimmy's black wife gagging on his member
I get it if you're just a turbo normie and the maximum extent of what computers are and do is literally just INSTAGRAM. But, if you're even remotely beyond turbo normie like actively posting on 4chan - genuinely a pretty tame thing - and you are not using linux, I really just lose all respect for you. You must be an absolute mouth-breathing, boot-licking rentboy of a user.
>>80178047This is what you have to remember about all women, especially those in relationships. There is pretty much a certainty that mere hours ago she had a cock down her throat and was gagging on it and acting like a total whore to please her man.
Leaky bum syndrome is often co-morbid with fish and shit syndrome. Both unpleasant and deeply misunderstood.
i want to wash my arse in the sink
>>80178019Banned for what?
>>80178107Making a ton of death threats and going on insane racist rants.
You literally can just do things. I hate the people running our country.
>>80178180And look they immediately acquiesced. Goddamn I really fucking hate the people running our country.
>>80178180yeah but he's a heckin misogynist
>>80178198Not as simple as that though, is it? He's an arsehole all around.
I literally would not give a single fuck if our country was run by the most impersonal, rude, blithering, ugly twat of a mong of a cunt... if he actually ran the country well.
Just found out i need to go to Birmingham in a couple weeks.. fml
>>80178247you endorsing HHL then?
>>80178031You cant be self diagnosing yourself with every mental illness under the sun to get more bennies. Its very obvious what hes doing
>>80178363You can't be diagnosing your gf with narcissism just because you can't get it up Craig lad
>she made him go back and buy her a more expensive perfumefucking kek
>>80178190The Covefefe must flow.
>>80178300Buy a stab proof vest
i strongly recommend this film if you are a fan of action and suspense, but also drama and emotion. 4.5/5.
make unwanted physical contact with a youth in sportswear
>>80178645Should I be wearing the sportswear, or looking for a youth who is wearing sportswear?
Remember when Tony Blair wanted to ban hoodies to try and curb anti social behaviour in the UK. Kek.
can't get over how boring international pool is.>you didn't MEAN to pot that particular ball?>you made a cool trick shot off the cushion first?>you don't have your own pool table so you can't just take balls back?>well, that just goes against the SPIRIT of the game, doesn't it? this isn't about luck or skill.>just watch the other guy pot all the balls, then wait your turn. the clock will run out soon.
>>80178680>looking for a youth yes>Should I be wearing no
>>80178695it's just like when they complained about horror films and computer games. they think if you pick up a knife it's like He-Man or Batman where you undergo some anime transformation sequence and then you feel fantastically compelled to commit crimes.criminals wear hoodies because they're criminals, NOT the other way around.
>>80178699Snooker. The white mans game.
Hoodies wear criminals. Wake up sheeply, big fabric are mind controlling us.
hmm which restaurant from Unit 3, West Industrial Estate should i order from tonight
>>80178736im wearing a hoodie rn
Had an mri today, head (brain), and spine. Apparently there was something showing on the scan that they thought was metal, but no metal in the clothing I was wearing, and not had surgery in that area before. They stopped twice to check, and asked a few times if I felt anythibg moving. Very strange. Hopefully I'll get to have a look when the results come through.
>>80178769Not him but, I am also wearing a hoody, but I've also just had a spliff, so I am a criminal.
wearing a hoodie but the hood is down so am not currently a criminal
>>80178724it's strange watching the UK pool videos because they're all drinking pints of water. not sure if this a YouTube thing. they're weird in the US, despite not being the UAE or summat.
guarantee you your hoodie contains elastane. the devil's fabric.
>he has never played bar billiards>laughingslags(6).png
Like at least use a no-brainer distro like Mint or PopOS or Ubuntu. Arch, while not nearly as hard to use as people make it out to be, is admittedly at least superficially intimidating. But really there's no excuse not to use a user friendly distro.
I buy my hoodies on shein. Child labour doesn't bother me.
Just watched Reservoir Dogs all the way through for the first time after watching clips on YouTube. Fucking brilliant man, should have watched it years ago.
>>80178769stop and search this man
Never used Linux, me.
sometimes i just go to the shop in all black trackies + hoodie. i'm a male so i can be honest that i was wearing it for the attention/other people.the exact reaction i wanted came from an acquaintance who remarked that i looked like a burglar. if he is thinking it, so is everyone else.good. i'm not a burglar. i just want non-burglars to be able to dress how they feel. questioning our attitudes like that time i saw some teenagers hanging around outside the off licence and the shopkeeper was yelling at them when they're just normal teenagers, but then they did actually nick some stuff and ran off yeah.
>>80178845Good film aye, shame Tarantino lives in Israel now and is a turbo jew.
>>80178845>Reservoir Dogs all the way
>>80178852It's good, it saves your files in an easy searchable format.
>>80178867It's probably too complicated for me. I need something easy that works.
>>80178875I'm thick as fuck, and managed to use it.Mint, cinnamon, e z pee zed.
>>80178875>something easy that worksyour mum?
Mr Pink is based af. Fuck tipping culture.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M4sTSIYzDIk
>>80178695grim to think our top leaders really do think like this
smells like yank in here ngl
Ban all fully automatic arseholes.
Hopefully mummy reeves and mummy Kendall will ban self diagnosis in the UK for bennies. Us proper spackers need the bennies not the fake ones!
I'll be going to bed, me
>>80178973Hate the self diagnosis brigade. If you were bad enough it would have been caught somewhere along the line.
>>80178973>i have mental elfheres you pennies pal
>>80178980I am also close to the time of day that I will fall asleep at.Night lad.
>>80178906>because she didn't go above and beyond, I won't make up the shortfall in her wages in a nation where it's legal to pay waiting staff LESS than minimum wage with the expectation that they'll make up for the rest in tips, or get a bollocking off their boss, all in a country where they can be 'fired' on the spot without noticei think he was in the wrong there. 'tipping' is not a gratuity there, that's like a euphemism. he's just turned that in reveres to short change a poor woman and put her livelihood at stake.
might just start paying 20% less at shops. i just 'agree' with VAT.
>>80179021Love the little monkey picture the boomer added to spruce things up a little.
>>80179027haha yeah it's silly little grunt even a chimp could do unlike manly work like digging construction sites.the concept of hidden disabilities doesn't even occur to anyone over 40. i could PHYSICALLY carry food and drinks to a table if i underwent some physical therapy and exercise scheme to restore my muscles, then took a valium before every shift to stop the shakes. maybe a quick drink from the bar.but could i TALK to all these normal people, some of whom are going to be abrasive or have little shouty sprogs? no. not without MORE valium or booze.
I'm autistic and can't work as I'm not reliable. Simple as. I simply will not show up and make myself homeless because I am a retard.
Got a Mexican Staring Frog this Christmas from me mum. Apparently they can paralyse you with their wretched gaze if you look directly into their eyes. He's pretty chill, he mostly just looks out the window. Don't see why people label this breed as a 'dangerous frog'.
>i am a comic on a stage>there is security at this venue>nothing offends me>i am unafraid to say offensive things>i WOULD do this without the bouncers>e.g. if i got mugged in the car park, i wouldn't 'be a snowflake'>please believe me
>>80179063yeah they don't think this through. like i legitimately would just not go in, and that's bad for them. i'm a liability and whatever work i'd be responsible for, it wouldn't get done. it's like if you skived school but for some mental/social reason, that wasn't just being a horrible rapscallion off to sniff glueand then the Jobcentre would go, 'but you're in employment! what do you mean you just want your bennies back which may necessitate restarting the whole process, now at cost to us?'like fuck lads, hire an actual autistic person to figure that out. they love systems and stuff.
>>80176779I like their AUR and Gentoo's documentation, Unfortunately, I don't have enough time gracefully transgress the learning curve.
nooo don't "camp" in this shooter game! don't stay still and visibly shoot at people from the same spot! that's unsportsmanlike.did this ever go away from games? like do Fortnite players complain about it? made no sense in like Counter-Strike if some cunt is taking cover in a corner it's so you don't shoot him, but then you CAN just shoot him because he's buried in the corner lol.
Arch always struck me as a 'less mature' (in the sense of maturity) version of Debian.Debian had these obsessive rules with passing security checks and so on, they wouldn't just trust Mozilla to say, "the latest Firefox is safe," no lads, we do our own checks here, professionally, by adults.Arch always felt like teenagers from /g/ just going "building teh latest firefox. adding binary to repo now xoxo".(you don't need the latest-and-greatest software, this new obsession with LOTS of iterations and CONSTANT updates in phone apps hopefully shows that. even Debian 'Unstable' is almost guaranteed to work flawlessly and all work together, no sudden OH FUCK WE RELEASED THAT??? software-breaking bugs.)
like for the same 'Linux, but you choose the packages' that's just...Debian? that's what Debian is.get any Debian CD/USB/netinst/whateverthing from the past 15 years and you can outright just not install the GNOME environment, for example. and they have these metapackages so say you want KDE, you can just install KDE, then you have Debian KDE. they don't have to call it Kedian like it's a separate project. same if you want some ultra-minimalist X with a tiling window manager or whatever, like a lot of the Arch kids have.i just don't get why Arch exists or why people went for it. there was a barebones, pick-and-choose packages from a repo Linux already.
what's a good daft thing to watch if i'm slightly wankered on sedatives?
>>80179287The Eric Andre Show.
>>80179188>>80179222Arch is more for people who are into getting the best out of cutting edge releases due to rolling release and the AUR.
>>80179364yeah that's fair. i did use it for a while and liked it for that coming OFF Debian and similar. like even the more 'bleeding edge' Debian distros still have to undergo scrutiny, that's just their model.but like on Windows if Firefox or qBittorrent or some other program i used just said there's a new version, yeah i want that, i want it now. but then Firefox stopped going from Firefox 3 to Firefox 4 which was a huge leap, to copying Chrome. like i can live if i didn't get NEW Firefox sync-tabs!!! or some bullshit, the same web browser will actually be stable and fine for months. so much online shit would break for SO MANY people if this wasn't the case.i guess maybe it's more important now that native games on Linux are more common? like i can get why gamers DO need the latest patches. maybe you've paid money for a game and you can't play it online because oops, you need version 3.04. (honestly don't know how this works. i'm assuming there, they do just provide your own binaries, it's not open source...their own repos, or some standard Steam type thing?)
>>80176779running arch and spent 3 hours yesterday trying to hook up an xbox controller to play skate 3.still great though my computer couldnt handle windows 10 well and im loving having a fast pc
oh god my burger is on its way.bricking it.i don't want another repeat of the 'haha sorry mate didn't see you there'. this WAS because he had dark skin (and dark clothes) and it was night.is that racist? i mean, that's just how light works. i wasn't saying 'the hue of your skin impairs visibility, you are inferior' or something. i sunburn easily, that's not the sun being racist, is it?
>>80179470after so many different input methods and faffing about i love when they did XInput (?) and suddenly controllers just werked.yeah your random fake SNES controller would show up as an Xbox 360 Controller, who cares. that's just how games interpreted it, it's fine. you didn't have to faff about with assigning buttons or deadzones in those dialogue boxes in Windows. go into all these emulator settings. in fact some of them had this database where they'd recognise YOUR weird controller.only took fucking DECADES to get this one right, but alas.
All this Linux bollocks bores me but I respect your dedication to not use Windows, lads.
what time you got work tomorrrow?
>>80179533i think it's become less as important since every fucking thing is just a web browser or some web stuff wrapped in some other thing to pretend it's NOT a web browser (to my understanding this is how Discord and such work).like i think the sticking points were always getting cross platform libraries where you could have a GUI that looks native on Linux but then it'd look like absolute dogshit on Windows, because the widgets/design/layout were simply different. but again Discord doesn't "look like a Windows program" does it?guessing games are still an iffy thing. if Linux has actually full on Nvidia drivers now and i don't give a shit if they have binary blobs AND it can just run games, maybe we could feasibly actually ditch Windows. endless complaints about Windows 10, seeing similar with Windows 11 now.
Good R&R this wasAppointmentshire in 7ishPhwaor
Outer/r9k/ seething about us again
>>80179980which thread de lid?
>>80179980seems daft? we stick to ourselves, i think. /r9k/ in general seems like actual teenagers. don't see what they could have against us.
Depressing how I dont have the attention span to sit through a film now a days. Even a film as good as the wishmaster thats free on YouTube. God my brain is scrambled.
>>80179988This thread here lad>>80179797
Bloody hell. 8979 threads. That's 4.5 million posts
>>80180038seems a bit daft and like they're just inventing assumptions, even the ones 'describing' us directly.>/aiwg/>a complete Hatsune Miku circlejerk, and they won't stop wanking off Elon Musk.^ see? i can just guess/invent nonsense too. (maybe /aiwg/ is great, i don't know, i haven't actually lurked there.)and way to show your age as an actual child if you describe a recurring general on 4chan as 'like a Discord'. guys i'm so sick of when BBC News at Ten does vox pops, it's just like TikTok videos.
>>80180077Forgot to attach britfeel image
Spoons is the only autism friendly pub
>>80180077>>80180090could someone put that in novels or something, as context? like some lad last night or the night before was going off on one at a couple of us because our posts had more than two paragraphs. i read every word of every thread and thought about doing a word count: see what that would be as a book. but how do you filter out all the non-message content? seems like that would require Linux.
>>80180140Last time I went to a spoons there was a male to female tranny there who was like in his 60s. He looked like jimmy saville. It also had TVs on with the news. I dont want to watch propaganda while Im eating my big full English breakfast. Thx.
>>80180140i like that you can just order from the app to your table. normally hate that type of thing but yeah it's class.they even added the ales at one point i think, so you don't have to go up and check the actual taps. and they included real ale in the whole "includes a drink" deal, i remember someone writing in to their magazine requesting that, and they just did it.if you're middle-class enough to have principles by all means go elsewhere. make sure it's still a free house though, the pubco (and even just brewery) system is fucked. stick to those principles of yours because you can afford them.if you're an autistic or skint, spoons has actually mastered it. despite my issues with the company. it's just the Amazon of pubs (or even semi-fast-food/restaurants).
got wissed all weekend and forgot to do Big Garden Birdwatch. doing it tomorrow. hope rspb don't find out
>>80180179never seen TVs in a spoons, thought that was one of their things like not playing music (except in the specific Revolution ones, and even then it was only after 8pm or whatever it was).i once had a 'friendly local' that was all fireplace and dogs and that, room with the sports on. but it was also empty all the time because whoever decided to buy it and do it up didn't consider we can't pay 4+ quid for a pint around here. people just won't. so it was a really rare treat for us.
this new 24/7 'groceries' company that's on all the apps/sites is mental. like it does just work but everything is so heavily marked up even for these services.and since they do booze, i suspect that's their main thing. like this is just those scummy old 24/7 Dial-A-Drink places for the Deliveroo generation, isn't it?
>>80180190Think mark is going to pursue an official autism diagnosis or is he going to self diagnose?
>>80180496hope he goes through with it. would be interesting to see if he get diagnosed
>>80180563It will take him years at this rate. Every Tom dick and harry wants an autism diagnosis now.
>>80180572think near enough everybody in this country has either a depression, anxiety, adhd or autism diagnoses
>go to google>type in "signs of">half of the suggestions are some kind of mental health conditionoh theyre panicking
>>80180607>decide i'm never going to do my own internet research>GP asks why i didn't, to pursue treatments at homei mean i honestly think the NHS website is pretty useful, but since it's an overview a lot of is it vague. and ringing 111 they just reel off the same info.how the hell are meant to 'treat things at home' or 'think pharmacy first'? yeah you do just get all these American websites telling you it COULD be cancerous, or that wanting the TV volume to be a multiple of 10 means you probably have autistic OCD with narcissistic traits.
What are some good ideas to make easy money if you had 90 grand in the bank (hypothetically speaking)?
>>80180937put 90 grand into ten-year bondstell the DWP why no, you don't have over six grand in savings(bank statement, nothing to hide)NEET for ten years just like the rest of us cash in your bonds
>>80180937Day trade, just go for an easy 1% daily.
addicted to cheese and ham toasties
Just had sardines in tomato sauce on 2 muffins. Corr it was lush. Right enjoyed it. Monday tomorrow that means its Aldi shopping. I will get some more. Might see if they have any pilchards too. Lush.
>>80181032sounds lush. loving these atm
>>80181032>>80181064you lads need more cheese and ham toasties in your lives
>tomato sauceplease don't call it this. it's red sauce.worse:i have heard youths say "ketchup" more and more recently. imagine someone with an English accent asking for "ketchup". you can't, can you? i can. don't even have to use my imagination, just my memory.
>>80181137is mustard "yellow sauce"?
>>80181081might have one when I kick this hangover
>>80181137zoomers are just black Americans so no surprise there
>>80181140not the mustard you're thinking of. mustard in a sandwich like 'beef and mustard' is some kind of mustard seed thing you get from a jar. if you like spicy foods i strongly recommend wholegrain mustard. (i had no concept mustard could be like this until a pizza place did a 'spicy meatball pizza' with a mustard base, LUSH).squeezy 'hot dog mustard'? that doesn't even get a name. that goes in the fucking bin.>>80181160it do be like that.
>>80181281im gonna call it yellow sauce, tasty yellow sauce
i missed out on a Sega Saturn AND a Sega Dreamcast. all those cunts going on about how great the Dreamcast was, like this rare cult thing they were a part of. you had to be there.i could have been there. my parents, who didn't love me, refused to get me one. didn't stop the package holidays or the heavy drinking, did it? if just one of them had stayed sober or gave up smoking for a month, that would have covered the cost of a games system.i think boomers generally made the mistake that because THEIR parents were in war, they were worth looking after. and they extrapolated that to 'all children will look after their parents in old age'. well, should have looked after me better as a child then, shouldn't you? didn't even want love as such, just a Dreamcast.
>>80181358are you the mustard lad? be honest
>>80181358Uncle had one but i preferred my master system II
>>80181358http://www.ukresistance.co.uk/2005/11/blue-sky-in-games-campaign-launched.html
>>80181426i had that, did you have the 8-bit (?) Sonic games? fucking loved the music in those man. hated those bridge levels but the music was great.and those pinball-y Special Zones were some of the best of the games back then. Sonic 3D Blast had great ones too (can't believe people don't like this game).
lol some lass just drew this for me
>>80181445this is a worthwhile campaign, adding the banner to my siggy.i didn't play them until ages later but Far Cry was this surprisingly fun first person shooter where you could figure out your own way around the island. everything was tropical and nice. the plot was like a terrible 80s B-movie.then they did a Far Cry 2 and everything was brown and you had malaria and it was serious gangsters like, what the fuck. okay now i'll take your game seriously. 50 Cent: Blood on the Sand? yeah man, now i'm playing an ADULTS game, i feel 15 instead of 12!
>>80181462no, unfortunately. not much of a gamer but played this game until i got a ps2 or something https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y9Cf75Xnxw8
>>80181500yeah i think this game came packed in to the Master System, like you either got it with it or the game loaded up if you didn't have a game in. something like that.i don't even know if we got them here but there were all these mad 'Game Gear' Sonic games that i think 'became' Master System games, like there were a few Tails ones that were more like Blaster Master or Boy and his Blob (to use Nintendo examples) where you had to get the right items to solve the puzzles.maybe that's why people didn't like 3D Blast because you're exploring and collecting instead of just whizzing around, but those isometric graphics were gorgeous and i still think it was fairly fast-paced. if you just ran into a caterpillar robot, that's on you.
>>80181544yeah. think people just like going fast in sanic games
Just took a spontaneous shiddington, me
>>80181591but it's boring if it's not your control that's doing it. when they brought out Sonic 2 (or when i got it) something i appreciated is that at no point in the game - i think - did you HAVE to spindash. in Sonic 3 you did, some obstacles and so on.the 3D ones literally boost the character down corridors and you just watch while a scripted scene of a loop-de-loop plays or it's literally ON RAILS. Sonic Advance 2 was a nightmare because it just flings you through these go-fast boosters and you hold right and you either know where stuff is or you don't.Sonic 1 was best because you had to build up momentum using slopes and stuff, but i think only Green Hill Zone and Starlight Zone properly realised how to do that. i don't even think they're 'go fast' games really. sprinting in Super Mario World and flying about, you go pretty fuckin fast there too.
Phwoaronly gone and insubstantiated the shiddberg
never done shag
Corr it drivel hours aren't it
>>80182335shag might be for them but it not for us
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lJ0uZbqZgEUKinoarse slop is it not
>Mounts and mechs The ADHD zoomies are gonna love this one lol
>>80182428this one of those Dungeons and Dragons things?will it include 'combat wheelchairs'?
Ah yes, more kosher SJW slop for the gaymers featuring strong empowered wahmen who don't need no manImagine paying for this lmfao
Hate being up on a cold silent night just looking at a screen.
>>80182471Go to bed? It's a lifehack I learned a few years ago. You close your eyes and it's like 6 hours later. Mental.
>>80182561>he closes his eyes and goes to sleepscouldn't be me
>>80182594yeah i can't believe that anon thinks he's being a clever rascal.like mate if i'm just going straight to sleep it's on heroin, and then i'm out for 12 hours. i have had ONE immediate, satisfying, full night's rest in my entire adult life, and that was after a full day of walking around some mountains. not doing that every fucking day.
diabetes people get those pens because it's very important their blood-sugar is kept in check.sleep is also very important, get enough sleep, you never hear the end of how vital sleep is.why not produce "Z-pens"? basically a safe, self-administered IV for zopiclone or similar. it's an unfair privilege of society that some people can just "get to sleep" while others can't.
>>80182627i thought you learned how to sleep a few years ago?
Bennies will be cut. Dole will be cut. You will work as a wagie day and night.
>>80182399spangbang wank and video games all day for me while your sitting in your room playing wow neglecting your daughter telling her to go read a book and leave you alone. you feel for the trap of cumming inside someone and now you have unlimited chores for the rest of your life to do, it's a bit selfish off you brining a child into this world with climate and change and all /r/raisebipolar for some inspiration
>>80182679did i post something here? like if that rings a bell do you know what i said? even if you don't know it was my post or it's just a hunch or someone similar or something.i did try a few different hypnotics but they don't put me to sleep unless i take an absurd dose or something. heroin does but, well, it's heroin. not getting into that if i can help it.how DO you sleep? there are people here with sedentary lifestyles, how are yous pulling that off??
All that's out there for me is wageslavery. No fun. No social life. Just that. Minimum wage shit jobs.
i had an agency job as a secret socialiser. it was like being a secret shopper except you'd walk up to people and strike up convos, then rate them.
>>80182791think wires have been crossed here de lidi reread your first postapologies
Need to dust behind the radiators. Can smell the heating.
Really hope wops hasn't quit.
>>80182961hope she got dream job at CEX
In his upcoming biokino litslop, Bill Gates apparently now self-diagnosed as being on the spectrum/a sperg, since this has been a hip thing to do among normies for some time now, stolen valor and all;https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4LL-ynK_exM... He does not strike me as one either. Musk for sure does, but with Gates this is very much a wolf in sheep's clothing-type deal
just because i find sam hyde funny doesn't mean i'm right wing or a nazi, just find left wing people stuck up with humour
>>80182971I think she'd like that but I doubt she will find a job there. I'm thinking a supermarket or mcdonalds.
*Does a fartington*Phwaor
>>80183029it ok anon we all chuds hereyou can come out
Appointmentshire soonHafta shave real quick i fink
oh no i'm being gangstalked because some canadian faggot has reflashed my router, plz help
Kinda bummed one of me asmrtists is so badly ill now. I would hate relying on a tube feeding me through the nose and having failing kidneys. She probably has better mental health and support than me. If I got ill nobody would fucking care.
ah geez dude i'm so bad because i have a wank to eastern european webcam girls online, i should be out taking advantage of drunk girls at bars instead. you have 100% done worse shit than me
>>80183091today is the day, apply for bennies
hahah on no someone recorded me having a wank to some eastern european women online, my life is officially over now, hahaha
>>80183107I'm getting ready for bed though. Time I'm up, the sun will be setting.
>>80180183For me, the main issue is that if I walk into any other pub. People just stop talking and look at me as I walk in. When I go to spoons, no one bats an eyelid. I've never felt comfortable in a normal pub, and never felt uncomfortable in spoons.
If you don't have custom updated GNU/Linux based firmware on your router, it's your own fault.
ah shit if only i pretend to care about womens right i'd get a crum of pussy my way, she has already dated all the bad boys and she's 30 now she wants to settle for my beta bucks
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7iB9SefG5OwNone of these trannies in the comments are even aware Musk has pennsylvania german ancestry on the paternal side, so it's not unreasonable for him to have made an appearance at that conventionHe's still a kosher fuck of course, but ancestrally speaking it makes sense that he'd care
what do you mean the autistic manchild that plays video games is jerking off to eastern european webcam models, how dare he
Women over 30? Might as well fuck lukewarm water.
omg he listens to joe rogan and other right wing people, it's not like people can take useful information from people with oppositing views and learn from them, nah he must be a right wing.
>>80183130yeah that too. i know it's a cliche but in my alky days i would just wander into ANY pub, down a side street or whatever. The Blue Swan, whatever, in i go.tiny little taproom of blokes who go DEATHLY silent like i've pissed in their cornflakes. and i'm white etc so it's not that. they can just smell outsiders.what do you even do? fight-or-flight response, sure, but you can't actually instigate something or physically just turn and leave. i'd always get a half, neck it asap, then walk out once the staring has simmered down to casual glancing.(good tactic btw if anyone is in this lifestyle currently)
>>80183192it not right. his lefty mates troll him irl
>>80183254The most recent time this has happened I did just get a half and leave, but often I'll just make a beeline for the bogs. I wonder what it is. Even in relatively large pubs I still get the same albeit less intense. Spoons in a pub in the true sense of the word, whereas all others seem like private members clubs
>>80183358i mean the safe anonymity of spoons and the fact they tend to be larger means you can just go to the bogs.these little hole in the wall places you have to quickly figure out what's where, which doors you're even allowed in. like if you just pop to the toilets everyone knows you're in the toilets. you'd better fucking buy a drink when you come back. but also you'd better not, you daft cunt, coming in here like it's a public house (i know that's not what 'public house' means nobody start).maybe that one scene from Withnail & I has just made me para.
>>80183390I will say though that the landlords themselves generally are very friendly. It's just the punters. I'm sure a lot of the landlords genuinely welcome new business, but the regulars drive them out.Generally Marston's pubs are pretty good too (They have EV chargers so I go to a lot of them) but even then they are more pub like than spoons so you do occasionally get the odd look
went to a hipster ipa faggot drinking pub before with my great uncle we just trolled them talking about porn and random shite. don't think they understand working class bullshit.
Crypto market in freefall
>>80183433based. went to one myself and theres not one local accent.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news>Thousands of Palestinians return to north Gaza cool, good for them>Auschwitz survivors return to campoh, oh no
>>80183177Had a tiny kek at this. My mrs is a tight fit though at 38.
>hipster ipai hate how this won. 'craft beers'.we had a perfectly decent culture (lol) of 'Real Ale Twats' as Viz put them, calling (rightfully) for a return to cask-conditioned beer (not killing off the sediment with pasteurisation). now you buy a little 330ml bottle of grapefruit IPA for an absurd price in a pub that doesn't even have gunk at the bottom, and THAT'S the 'premium' stuff. CAMRA weren't even campaigning for this they just said we needed to back, Lost-style ;_;
mad how dating apps let you have height filters but not penis size or vagina tightness filters. if a woman isn't a Tenga Ultra to a Tenga Extreme, my little chap simply won't get anything from it.
>>80183560That's the latex sheathe numbing agent.
>>80183588>the latex sheathe
>men orgasm from PIV sex>women orgasm from clitoral stimulationthis proves evolution, most/Abrahamic religious beliefs, AND heteronormativism completely wrong.i've never read the book because it sounds miserable or like it's secretly a porn thing, but what is it they do in Handmaid's Tale? like the "pregnantees" are had sex with while the man's actual spouse lies on top of her, or some mad Twister-style arrangement?we need a more ethical way of doing that, for people who want sprogs. if couples want sex for pleasure, they can figure something else out.
>>80183611>people who want sprogs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RmOhSElo_JICan't get this out of me 'ead, can i now
>>80183614yeah sorry, i meant 'people'although i think a fraction of your genuine personhood should pass to your children, and not the other way around (child tax CREDITS or some nonsense). like your votes in elections now count for less, your benefits are reduced, etc. at least until your child reaches working age.
Sleeping in my joggers and shirt I get up in. Too cold.
i might "edge" the song "Hungry Like the Wolf" for the rest of my life. i can sit and remember it, but i can never listen to it. if it's on telly or someone is playing it, cover my ears. maybe start carrying those noise-cancellers for autistics.i've already decided i'm never going to watch The Sopranos. might as well just make this a lifestyle thing, but like Buddhism.
>>80183643Personally I think you should get bonus votes if you have sprogs who then take over them when they are 18. If they are men that is. Women shouldn't be voting at all
>>80183660nah i think:- 16 year olds should be allowed to vote (they're brainy, and will be 18+ for half of a normal government)- sprog-havers should lose whatever rights possible WITHOUT falling into classism where only the wealthy can afford kids (make it proportional)- no kind of inheritance ever, Britain is a complete meritocracy and your money goes to the state when you die- private school = better? fuck you, it's now a lottery. little Beresford Huxbridge-Saxton is going to school with Gazza, Bazza, and Muhammad- voting should require citizenship but NOT land ownership - this massive reform is overshadowed by the suffragette stuff- anyone retired should not be allowed to vote- anyone deemed subnormal, or with a mental age below 16, should also not be allowed to vote
>>80183659why's that lad. Always liked that song
>>80183679yeah i love it to bits, absolute banger. would love to hear it right now. that's why it's "edging" if i'm understanding the porn crowd correctly.
Early morning Apple Crumble while watching some Twitch I think
>>80183677link your reddit and i'll send the gold
>>80183677-voting should be scrapped entirely along with the parliamentary system
>>80183700i don't know what you're on about. if you're saying that was an effortpost or funny, thanks, but it's really more like some (possibly, actually) schizo stream-of-consciousness.i mean you do have to laugh. but there's sad stuff too. i kind of hope it is a brain tumour, imagine if your problems were just a brain tumour, and they removed it (don't know how this happens)
>>80183677>sprog-havers should lose whatever rights possible
>>80183713heckin wholesome my dude
>>80183677>Meritocracy >State gets wealth without earning it
>He didn't inherit virtually all of his wealth and he won't be passing on that wealth to his sprog
>>80183708i'd be up for getting rid of the House of Lords, and democracy isn't perfect but it needs some tweaking. one of those first/second/third proportional representation voting systems would make more sense. voting 'tactically' is almost like a 'protest vote', which is almost like 'spoiling your ballot', which is a hair shy of not voting.
NEETs shouldn't be allowed to vote or to use public services at the weekend, on bank holidays or in the evenings
>>80183726then the people will vote in another government.ORthere's some kind of revolution/rebellion, Cromwell style.ORwe get taken over and then they just deserve it more (Normans, etc).
I'm waiting King Charles IIIhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YSob-Pyj6pM
>>80183748what counts as a 'public service' here?can i turn my taps on? it's to shower for a job interview i swear.
We really need to just abolish democracy and have a Chinese style system
NEET cruelty anon have you considered limiting NEETs' internet access to a couple of hours per day?nowadays you 'need' the internet, and you especially need it for games. at least then they'd go outside and go to the pub or something. meet people, spend their NEETpounds on the high street.
If inheritance is abolished people have no incentive to make life better for their sprogs
>>80183757The test would be whether it uses resources that a hardworking person might want to use.Another option could be a priority system. You could have two queues for the post office, for example. One for workers, one for scroungers.
I shouldn't work 40 hours a week and have to stand behind a dosser in the checkout line.
>>80183785do you not go to many Post Offices nowadays? the only time i ever see a Post Office have two active tills is if it's in a city centre WHSmiths. they'd actually have to take on extra staff for your system.
>>80183805>they'd actually have to take on extra staff for your system.Bringing in new jobs. Win win
>>80183805You can still run a priority system with only one till
I shouldn't have to work and not get a drip of pussy.
crumble polished off. Finished it up with a couple of bags of cheese and onion McCoys. Might even go for some crumpets.
>>80183888corr reckon full english next on the menu
>>80183822i mean it's sad seeing a Post Office that once had 8 tills and now four of them are for stacks of stationery/forms, and two are just permanently shut. (i always assume they have the one + one spare either in case the other breaks, or if it's Christmas).if this was all still public you could swing it as a community project where any NEET can simply go behind a till and start serving people, until they've done enough work to pay off the cost of THEIR parcel/stamps/whatever.and they should turn the old empty space inside a lot of these Post Offices (that were once a Clintons or a Subway or something weird) into flats. you could easily fit two boxrooms in there, share the bathroom with the Post Office staff. no cap? i hate wasted space in shops, when people don't have places to live. empty units should go to the council and/or squatters if they're not let to a barbers/candy store within 6 months.
>>80183875>want to have sex with women>have to work for it>women don't want to have sex with me>have to do fuck all for thathow is this just?
ckin ellHad hoped this was the last appointmentshire but there's a fourth one coming up now next monthIt escapes comprehension and confounds one's judgement
>>80183436Buy when there's blood in the streets
buying the dip, lads.got a few of those daft monkey NFTs on the sly. "they're not actually worth anything! it's all a fad!" oldest trick in the book, heh. i'll be the one laughing in a couple of years.
Might spaff so as to unwind properly, me
Might splurge so as to upsell property, me
Cool little thing I found today: Anglishhttps://anglish.org/wiki/AnglishIt's basically a construction of English which only uses root words from Anglo-Saxon and eschews later influences of romantic (mostly French and Latin) languages. This can be as simple as using words still in our common vocabulary but derived from old English e.g. government -> leadership. Or it can be words that simply aren't in use today but are correctly derived from equivalent old English words e.g. computer -> reckoner.I guess it would qualify as a conlang, just something cool and fun imo.
>>80184229that's interesting. some of it sounds childish but you can still parse it, like you see how they got there.sometimes you just wonder how the fuck we ended up with a word and OED.com is a great resource (if you have a library card number you can probably sign in). usually there'll be some kind of random guess that it MAYBE came from a similar Old French word, perhaps, and it's disappointing.i'm sure people have tried to standardise English in different ways and i'm all for 'plain English' and so on but this is different, i like it.in a similar vein (not googling this to check btw), Pidgin English is a larf:https://www.bbc.com/pidgin
you know what word is fucking stupid btw? wardrobe.is it because it wards your robes? no. comes from the French 'garderobe' or something.
In a Zoom call right now. Let me just drop you lucky lads some quotes:>big picture thinking>sprint planning>architectural workflow>stakeholders engaged>bringing seniors up to speed>RAG status reporting efficienciesIt's not until you write it out that you see what bollocks it all is
>manager gets everyone around the table to deliver tailored solutions with all hands on deck>anon complains
>>80184229>>80184273If you want to see a complete meme. Look up Pitcairn English. Those pedos are clearly trying too hard to be unique: https://pih.wikipedia.org/wiki/Biiolojii
There's a rumour going around saying that Candace Owens has obtained proof of Micron's wifey being a tranny, lol The frenchoids have always been a bunch of degenerate morons, so it would be quite emblematic if their Rothschild prez were a trannyfucker on the down low as well
>>80184358would anyone even care at this point?
>>80184318Thanks for sighting us on this.
>>80184358All of these wild theories about her being a tranny and stuff are needless imo and just distract from the very basic and obvious fact that Macron is simply a homosexual. There's no greater mystery, he's just a gay man and his wife is a classic beard. There's probably something to the idea that she molested him when he was a child and 'turned him gay' (most gays are gays because of child sexual trauma - this is essentially how they reproduce), but that's ultimately besides the point.He's just gay. It's that simple.
>Oh the thread's finished early. I'll give yourselves some of your time back haha
Hi britfeelchat group lads
I've got so many SSM screenshots saved on my phone that he's become one of my top 'People' the phone recognises.
>>80184478Morning dllycl
>>80184318>RAG status reporting efficiencieswhats that
>>80184714RAG stands for Red Amber Green. It's a report on how well projects/actions are doing against their deadlines.
Just spaffedShall be lying down to rest now
>>80184724You work in some management role?
>>80184758More of a project lead but a bit of line management as well
>>80184658Same nigga goes in /pol/. Just spends time trying to wind posters up in all british generals, methinks.Sad life for "him", misery loves company, shame that company is just laughing at him, kek.
Abdul is going the wrong route on his bike with my heavy deliveroo order....Going to be knackered when he gets here, poor lad.
>>80184495>phone looking through all your private photos to identify all your friends and acquaintancescorr proper dystopian
>>80184769what industry lad?
>>80184794I love it when wogs deliver pointless shit to me on weekends or rainy days. On Friday when we had that storm I ordered a pack of clothes pegs. It arrived same day courtesy of some mohammed risking his life to deliver me the pegs I didn't need until later this week lmao
>>80184818deliveroo can delivery before you your delivery date?
>>80184814Adult entertainment industry
>>80184818He went up a hill around the back of our place which has temp traffic lights/one way and then down a steep hill which comes onto a busy main road, i've done it in the rain and nearly killed myself.But he got here bless him, off into the cold he goes again.
>>80184832Wanna try that sentence again lad
>>80184818Imagine getting a little power hard on from ordering clothes pegs. You really don't have much in your life, do you lad?
I had my first wank in the Sacred Heart chapel in Banbury Cathedral. It's a family tradition. My father had his first wank there, and his father before him, going right back to the middle ages.
>>80184818>>80184832>>80184890i'm more interested in how anon arrived at this one.is it because you read 'On Friday' as in this coming Friday, like, 'on Friday, i'm going to get some milk' but that's in the future? is it because anon didn't need the pegs until later in the week? he's travelling forwards through time, we all are.
>>80184895It's not that I ordered the pegs to feel a power trip. That was just a happy little bonus, especially seeing his sad, wet face when he handed me a light box.
The absolute life this grown man lives...https://desuarchive.org/r9k/search/image/eP8VIrR1TOba_0_lV0p93w/
i'm a grown man.i might play Super Mario 64 and get all the stars from all the levels, so i can see Yoshi at the end.
>>80184949And that's only a tiny, tiny fraction of his pathetic posts.
120 stars is only a tiny, tiny fraction of prizes i've collected in children's games(i also had Banjo-Kazooie and Donkey Kong but they were shite to be quite frank)
>>80184962Nothing wrong w that
everyone went on about that Hat in Time like it was Mario 64 but i couldn't stand it. didn't have the open-ended parkour type stuff, wasn't fun to move around in.you know what was? Yooka-Laylee. and people hated that game, for some reason. what the fuck. it was like a refined Banjo-Kazooie.
Fucking hell Mandy Muse could skin me for all my money just to sniff her arsehole
>>80185032reminds me of how the goblin bank in Harry Potter has a Star of David on the floorexcept they actually just filmed it at that Australia House place in Londonand it wasn't actually a Star of David it was just a six-pointed star representing the historic six states of Australiawake up sheeple
>>80185048Absolutely based taste, lad. Mandy is such an underrated performer.
was curious to see if Mandy Muse was the new name of Mandy Morbid after she fell out with the artist Zak Sabbath after he got done for abusing people and Big TTRPG covered it up.now i actually have porn results in my search history. as far as my ISP is concerned, i may as well be a porn user. thanks for that one, anon -_-
Raining hailstones here
Phwaor didn't fall asleep there did i nowToofington pain subsided somewhat thougheverbeit
Dungeons and Dragons is like cocaine if you buy it you are connected to a supply chain of abusersyou should seek alternatives like 4F-MPH and backgammon
>>80184962I tried that a few years ago. Gave up. Never been good at platform games and a few of them are incredibly fucking hard.
>>80185103just doesn't work in 3D. at this point they've done absolutely everything they feasibly can so the camera isn't a nightmare, but as a concept jumping around on platforms kind of requires you to have all the information like solving a puzzle does.it can be fun still, and you can really get used to it (especially if you grew up with this stuff) but it's like having an analogue stick on a controller for a first person shooter. you either need a mouse, a light gun, or some motion thingy like the WIi.
>>80185073Sorry pal. Wasn't my intention.
>>80185073You think your ISP gives two fucks?
>>80185059Mustve been an accident, a goof
>>80185140yeah you're right. i can't imagine some dweeb going through a random person's online history to remark on what a "grown man" does. that would be incredibly pathetic.
>>80185156cor been a while since i've seen this one.do you remember all that stuff about backwards songs? there was a Flash thing on Albino Black Sheep and all them, about how Stairway to Heaven backwards had this creepy Satanic poem. gave me the willies, it did.
Lads, really think about what's more likely here: that all known laws of the universe and the fundamental processes of biology which have never before or since been contorted as such were suspended for a night in ancient Bethlehem... or that a young Jewish minx should tell a lie.
seasideMARK has deleted more videos. He's only got 638 videos
Got that fluberg i do feel like absolute shite
>>80185224You've got a big incentive to believe it though, and ultimately people believe what they want to believe.
>>80176779i have British imported cigs
have you ever had a subversive wank?
>>80185157Hahaha imagine Broadbridge with a job at an ISP, hours of fun for him.
>>80185315All wanks are a subversive act.
>>80185236Get yourself on the lemsips de lad. Sorted me right out last saturday.
>>80185346>Get yourself on the lemsips
mental how you can grow up listening to those 00s emo/pop-punk type bands and one of the songs is about a lassie drinking underage and a bloke sleeping with her, so it's a nonce thingbut then you're revisiting these songs as an adult and it's an American band so the lyrics could be on about a woman who's 19, also nobody has sex after drinking alcohol (just doesn't happen, you can't consent)
Love a bit of lemslop I do. Great for teh cold and teh flu and teh corona.
Wife's push up bra arriving today so get in there
>>80185436proper sad sack you are
on the looks scale im probably about a 4/10, skinnyfat belly, below average penis but on the upside i have almost perfect hearing and 20-20 vision
i mean back in the day you'd just skip songs like these with that mad little wheel on your iPod. go straight to 'The Curse of Curves' or 'I Write Sins, Not Tragedies' or whatever the band's 'core' song is.
>>80184962I did that the other day lad. Lush as fuck.
>>80184962My 6-year old plays Super Mario 3D World on the Switch.
>>80185472>My 6-year old plays Super Mario 3D World
>>80185468did you spot the typo in Yoshi's dialogue?one of those "cannot unsee" things so i don't want to disturb you.
Imagine being corrupted by jews enough to willingly drink "lemsip"
Garn buy sproggington a Switch for his birthday
>>80185472when i was their age i beat all the Special World levels in Super Mario World.if your sprog can't do the same, they're probably missing some key developmental milestones and you should get them tested.
>>80185465>tfw you will never listen to the outro of mr highways thinking about the end for the first time againmight just slit the ol' jugular vein desu
i mean i guess i was actually about 11 and used ZSNES with save states etc. and i looked some stuff up in a guide.but i DID figure out that one key level where you had to jump off a Yoshi under the goal at the end. like holy fuck that was mind blowing.(played Celeste couple of years ago and fuck all the B-side/C-side stuff but there's one secret like this which triggered the EXACT same feeling in my brain.)
I'm going to take the sproggington to Banbury Cathedral to see the Sacred Heart Chapel.
>>80185488I would buy my sprog a switch but hes only 2.
if emo music was going to kill us, it would have. just another moral panic like horror videos.really glad that new Batman film introduced me to the hidden* track on Nevermind* i.e., after the 4th or 5th song
Me, you ask? CEO of wautism
>>80185224wasn't the first time lad, Noah was also fathered by an angel while his mother's husband was away
is The Who's Tommy a rock opera, or is it just their album that has 'Pinball Wizard' on it?
Got me haircut booked for 3pm
>>80185550Also Horus, Perseus, Krishna and many others.
that posting style...that filename...could it be?!
need hhl.ai
>>80185565Nah lol I'm just messing with you
>>80185567couldn't you just feed his posts into that character ai thing?surely the models just go off putting in actual text? (i have beaten most major Harry Potter characters in an argument.)
fucking mad how many miracles used to happen back int' day
>>80185565He's dead lad. Cocaine overdose.
>>80185584is it not unfair that Christianity heavily relies on faith with makes atheism impossible, but people who saw Jesus doing all this stuff didn't even have the option of atheism OR faith? they just saw it happen.like come on that's just cruel.
All we have left to remember him is his voicehttps://vocaroo.com/16j8tMhSF7YX
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Doubting_Thomasmad how even Jesus' own apostle didn't believe he'd resurrected until he saw him but we're supposed to just believe 200 years later with no proof
God could reveal himself to everyone on earth instantly with the exact level of phenomenon needed to genuinely convince everyone of his existence. We are told that he wants a relationship with everyone, desperately so in fact, and this would achieve that. Yet he doesn't. He is seemingly content to reveal himself to only a handful of people.
>>80185615you can't die of a cocaine overdose.
>>80185634some people keep an open mind, even to absurd degrees and this is based (scepticism)some people just reject things, because they're contrarians or naysayers and this is obnoxious (skepticism)
>>80185628>fresh start in 2023
>>80176789same>>80176795Linux Mint I reckon
>>80185628>>80185652Depressing that. I think the "lass" things were "ok with" finished with him the very next day after posting that too.
I spoke to HHL last night. He said he is permbanned. End of an era really.
Can I make linux look like windows 10
he was so cute in his videos.pretty sure he was 16+. maybe he was 15. if he was 15, he wasn't cute in his videos.anyway addicts live in a different world to you, we can get girlfriends.
>>80185642Yeah you can lad, heart attacks innit
>>80185662Yes, but why would you want to?
>>80185659I also spoke to him last night. He said he's finally been raided by the police who found terabytes of THOSE videos on his servers.
>I don't lie much, that's the honest truthhmm suspicious
>>80185682Don't take lazy bait lad
>>80170941what did crossmong mean by this?
>>80185659Shame, would have loved to meet up
>>80185687i don't want to relearn muscle memory
>>80185711self explanatory, is it not?
>>80185628who's that then de lod
What's the matter lager boy, afraid you might taste something?
>>80185682>>80185702was thinking of withdrawals.although i heard somewhere, i think about caffeine or speed, that a stimulant elevating your heart rate doesn't cause heart attacks. the simple example they gave was that if that was true, exercising would give you heart attacks.isn't that stuff like cholesterol, fatty foods, etc? yeah it might happen while you're having a jog or after some ritalin, but going over xyz bpm doesn't lead to cardiac arrest?
>>80185745No I'm shipanon
>>80185753and then they made a lager.
>>80185743sounds like footlad
Why am I Christian? That many people over that long a time period couldn't be wrong desu.
Woby Warvery Warlington
>>80185711Yo ho ho, you're a twatWhat did you mean by "wanking to THAT"?Bye bye CrossmongYou downloaded the wrong file again, the little girl was only tenBye bye CrossmongDuring those dark lonely Glasgow nightsYou downloaded tons of dirty gigabytesNow you've been arrested by the policeAnd you will never be releasedCrossmong bye bye
Imagine working at McDonald's.
>>80185794Free double sausage and egg mcmuffins for life, if one was to get on the morning shift.
>>80185794I worked at Burger King a few years ago. Did nights. It was honestly comfy. Got free meals every day too.
Nothing stopping SSM working at McDonald's
why do you lads think crossmong is a nonce? is t here any proof
>>80185798Vocaroo your job interview rap
>>80185743don't knowhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EFOzaVprIuA>>80185803too much grass
>>80185798i don't like that they've simplified the customisation options on the machines.like now the burgers just have 'make plain' or something but for a while there was this advanced menu that clearly wasn't finished. placeholder/variable names 'addTomato' or some such. think that's how it showed up for them too because it was always 50/50 whether they'd just get it, or go, 'uhh... what is it you wanted, exactly?'did you experience this?(i miss my mad custom burgers)
Life is shite in the Yookay
>>80185819How can he afford a car? Must be getting a fortune in bennies.
>>80185813He just seems like the type lad. You know what I mean? And then he's talking about "wanking to THAT"
>>80185833Yeah, and? Are you gonna make a 15 - 20 minute video about it?
>>80185794I honestly couldn't do it. I'm not a chumba but the temptation of eating all the food would be too great. The constant rush of making food/taking orders. The smell of you after a shift. Awful customers and Deliveroo. The incessant beeping of the kitchen equipment. Hellish
>>80185835It's a disability car he received for free. Tax and insurance all paid for too. All he had to pay for was fuel
>>80185835He gets a free car too on top of the bennies. It's called the Motability scheme.
Here we go lads, another round on me>>80185847>>80185847>>80185847
>>80185794never even considered it, even in my darkest timesI'd rather be in a call centre if I had to go back to rubbish jobs
>>80185850No fucking way hes getting a mobility car with his conditions. Bollocks.
>>80185839he is an indigo child.look at it in reverse: if you were 15 but mature for your age, and you '''slept with''' a 16 year old who had a mental age of 9, who's in the wrong?
>>80185841No. Plenty of that on YouTube already
>>80185820Never once used the self serve machines lad. I worked out back prepping (was the only white there too)
Corr lads just did a fart that lasted for about a second and a half. Rooms completely gassed out now! Bloody ell! You could cut it with a knife.
>>80185819is that actually HHL?
