How does one become a lolcow on anonymous message board?
just be OP
>>832462061)be a tripfag2)respond to everyone who posts to you3)explosivily respond to bait4)attack innocent people who did nothing wrong
>>83246206deanonymify yourself anyways so who's this fag?
>>83246218>4)attack innocent people who did nothing wrongExample would be this guy >>83246198 who keeps posting "F u mint is my waifu!!!" in every thread about mint.
>>83246218pretty important to post pics of yourself from time to time as well
>>83246218>tripfagDo you have any examples on /r9k/?
>>83246227F u mint is my waifu!!!!!!!
>tfw tripcode away from dedicated slopessays
Think internet is SERIOUS BUSINESS.
>>83246227That is lolcow behavior, but the he's missing the trip/namefagging.>>83246230YES, Forgot that one. >>83246242>Do you have any examples on /r9k/?Yes: Turbie's Enjoyer !!C8fPsIK5ssr& kpopnoona !!ZbW0cF+LpGE>>83246245>F u mint is my waifu!!!!!!!I never heard of her until like a week ago and suddenly there are threads full of people fighting over her.
>>83246206>DISTURBING>it's an autistic kid that has an obsession for a cartoon characterthat's really all it takes for normies to shit themselves and make hour long documentaries on you?
>>83246242Newfags don't remember Invisible Sky Magician.
>>83246297I am the zoomer newfag. What is sky magician? Don't make me go to knowyourmeme.
>>83246292>that's really all it takes for normies to shit themselves and make hour long documentaries on you?Found the lolcow lmao. Which one are you creepily into hazbin? Mlp? Some vruber?
/qa/ had Lee "Barneyfag" Goldsman. He really hated MLP and anything he perceived as related to it.
>>83246206The comments are all "his parents didn't make him get a job just because he's autistic", normies forget autism is mental retardation, no one would make a 20 IQ schizo get a job and integrate in society but because elon said he's autistic then autistis are held to the standards of normal people. I didn't watch the video btw.
>>83246360make a doc on him anon, expose his bitch ass
>>83246206be a namefag on /co/
>>83246361/qa/ was a drug trip
>>83246360>>83246420I'm not a lolcow but you guys aren't any better than the people you mock. you harass and stalk people in their most vulnerable state for your own amusement and even encourage them to engage in dangerous acts when they're none the wiser, THAT'S what predatory behavior looks like, THAT'S what mental illness looks like. You're a fucking psychopath.
>>83246361>hating autistic pony shitis that what causes you to be labeled a lolcow on this site?, well that explains a lot
>>83246569>I know you do this because you hate me but you make me upset and you should stop!
>>83246569They're worse then the lolcows they make fun of. Ever been to kiwi farms?I went there once, clicked on thread about some tranny and NO JOKE there were people who posted about that tranny for 12+ hours a day for MONTHS.Now I'm sorry but obsessing over a tranny all day long FOR MONTHS is the most loser thing I've ever seen, and I post on /r9k/ so that's saying something.
>>83246625>Noooo you can't make fun of trannies t-that makes you worse then a lolcow
>>83246625you should try to ridicule and make fun of them instead of crying like it won't make them do this more
>>83246291>Turbie's Enjoyer & kpopnoona Kpopnoona is more of an attention whore not a lolcow. Turbie enjoyer is 100% a lolcow but is too boring for anyone to go after.
>>83246625>NO JOKE >FOR MONTHSWhat is it with lolcows and capitalizing words in the middle of sentences? Chris-chan used to do that too
>>83246569Normies are psychopaths. The people they call psychopaths are reacting to their abuse.
>>83246696EMPHASIS ever heard of it?
>>83246361Huh, really? I didn't know Barneyfag was from /qa/ I thought he was around much longer ago, like 2012 or something. Dunno for how long /qa/ existed as the defacto jakking board.
>>83246206Namefagging and avatarfagging.
Being a namefag or tripfag helps.
>>83246788/qa/ was the center of the basedsphere from about 2018 until the Party was created in September 2020. The two coexisted until /qa/ was 'nished in November of 2021 as a result of the Great Soiset (spamming troonjaks on /lgbt/)
>>83246242theres a guy on 'britfeel' r9k who calls himself 'Helper Lad' cant remember his code check the desuarchive He's a 30 yo man living in a care home.
>>83246206what's a lolcow?I thought it was a chan site for girls
>>83247336A lolcow is someone who can be milked for LOL's. To become a lolcow, a person must consistently embarrass themselves on the internet by saying or doing stupid shit, with their situation getting worse the longer it goes on. Honestly, I think most of them actually like being internet famous this way and go along with it for more attention.
>>83246206>tripfagging>avatarfagging>spamming pictures of yourself>posting the same thread over and over again for years>having some kind of platform outside of 4chan for people to follow you and shilling it on 4chan
>>83246242not a tripfag but that tranny guy is always fun to laugh at
>>83248072>tripfagging/cat/ !!SgPoFc5Qpgy, Turbie's Enjoyer !!C8fPsIK5ssr, kpopnoona !!ZbW0cF+LpGE>avatarfaggingThe mint fantome fag >>83246251, the melascula tranny >>83233371, the bochi poster, the frieren poster.>spamming pictures of yourselfthe melascula tranny >>83233371 (to the mint fantome fag lol). >posting the same thread over and over again for yearsTurbie's Enjoyer (>>83233126), /cat/ (>>83243393), kpopnoona (>>83222338).>having some kind of platform outside of 4chan for people to follow you and shilling it on 4chanUnironically shoeonhead https://www.youtube.com/@Shoe0nHead
>>83248120>that tranny guythere are like 20 here, which one?
>>83246206never seen this guy in my life
ask chikn
>>83246646Ita a fun hobby but focusing on one tranny for twelve hours a day for weeks on end is a bit deranged.
>>83246218This is literally mikeI hate that faggot so much
>>83246625kiwi farms isnt that bad but a lot of the users become "halal" and become cows themselves.
>>83248194the frieren poster is kind of respectable doe i dont trust /cat/
>>83249181I'm surprised someone made a video. He's nowhere near notable as chrischan (although he's been on the internet just as long). /co/ has a bunch of autists like him but they're kind of in a bubble.
>>83246206When you have a very specific interest/quirk that you bring up everywhere. It doesn't matter your name, people recognize you. I can name a couple other active cows that have been around since the 00s before coming to 4chan. But obviously you have to spend a decent amount of time here yourself to spot them.https://edramatica.com/Timbox
>>83246242Nigga this board is tripfag central
>>83249391Name an example on /r9k/>>83249970Not as much as /LGBT/
>>83250156>Not as much as /LGBT/Yeah well mental illnesses and attention whoring tend to come together
>>83246292Yea, normies find anyone who is significantly different from them to be DISTURBING. They look at Chris Chan and they don't just see some funny retard, but it actually makes them deeply emotionally sick to see someone who is so far removed from their unspoken social standards. They're so terrified of themselves being seen as "strange" or "different" that when they see someone who is exceptionally strange or different it triggers their own personal "social threat" instincts.
>>83251205Is it weird that I miss barneyfag sometimes?
Why did the jannies remove the image of Lee goldson??
>>83251261It's not bro, I miss the spergs
>>83250183>>>/lgbt/ is literally tripfag state, look at their general threads, their servers linked have like 500 members at minimum
