bratfeel and it's completely different but also still bratfeel edish
I was having a poo in IKEA Exeter earlier and I wiped the seat before I sat down. It struck me that I would actually me OK doing some dogging where a fella shared his missus with the local top shaggers, but a toilet seat with other man poo fumes needs a wipe down. Compare a real MILF vagina that's been porked by the lads in the woods, and I'd pound that shit raw without question. Funny old world, eh?
Nu edish is it not XVerily
solid edish.
>tfw glasgow central closed until next weekwagies are mad.
Star Wars has pretty /fa/ clothes, can't lie (like for the normal people not the Jedi or aristocrats).
Crosslad make sure Sonic doesn't go too fast in your Sonic games. if the game crashes or Sonic clips through a wall, that's one of Robotnik's diabolical traps!
Just found out that the Green Party want to introduce a dog tax where you have to pay a yearly fee to own a dog lol. What a load of shite.
Brattington... Home innitVgh X
Couldn't imagine myself having a turkish girlfriend no matter how white they are. Just wouldn't feel right. She has to be british and white.
vibe coding my own Sonic-style game, me. i was arguing with ChatGPT about collision detection for so long, it popped up with a window asking me to take a break.
fucked up making a bean toastie, didnt put the other two slices on top.Just not thinking straight anymore.
Filled me bellywelly up right and proper just now didn't iI did didn't i X
wops wants to go to the tiber septim hotel but i only have feed bag money....*le sigh*
>>84111100she is more than welcome to come down south to me and give me sex. not my ideal girlfriend though. she's no british rose.
>>84110814Broooo u cooked with this edish blud!! Lit! https://soundcloud.com/unreleased-songs-3/headlinez-charli-xcx
>>84106484>Got past hidden palace zone. Very hard boss.once you know the pattern it becomes >>83977772 also there's a related little easter egg/bonus they added to these games for the remasters. Mew-under-the-trick type vibes, for Sonic 2.hinty hints if you want them:it's in Mystic Cave Zone Act 2fall down one of the bottomless pits
>>84110307Yeah the vet shined a torch into both his eyes and said it looked like he was "non-visual" even though I'm sure I seen one of pupils react to the bright light. Hopefully it's just temporary but I'm prepared for the worst.
I always thought Pokemon was a bit shite. Game for babies.
>>84111352Well, babies have an absolutely unmatched curiosity and sense of wonder in the world
>>84111352well it's literally a childrens game
>>84111352i think this about most nintendo games
>>84111260that mural is not just Super Sonic vs the final boss of Sonic 3, it's actually a prophecy showing Shadow the Hedgehog #wow #whoa because in Sonic Battle, Robotnik's granddad says he came across the mural and it's presumably decided to make the Ultimate Lifeform glowing-hedgehog shaped because he saw it on a wall.remember, video essayists can say whatever they want as long as they include the term 'death of the author' somewhere (even if they realistically mean THIS essay). it's like how you can use other people's copyrighted content if you say 'fair use' somewhere.
>>84111115>down southThat is one way to put it. Very far down south east.
>delete that video you took of me or i will call the police>why are you filming young women>you don't have my permission>it's actually illegal to film here and you're breaching gdpr>turn that camera off and be a real manaudit videos are like groundhog day
>>84111435Mad to think Ruthmong is closer to Saudi Arabia than England
We shall rebuild.From the ashes shall rise a new bossman chicken shop, a shop selling vapes, beach balls and American 'candy', a brand new Turkish barbers, a bookies and a phone repair shop.
>>84111352it's a great concept. gameplay-wise, it's dumbed-down Final Fantasy, but as >>84111373 says it's for kids.i like what the earlier games and concept art were hinting at. comfy urban fantasy, where you have these monsters. the later games it's just a given Pokemon are a form of technology in the world, everything's a near-future utopia. you're dragged along with some story rather than just exploring the world and a few things happen.and now it outright tells you which moves are super effective, which was the tiniest bit of figuring-out you did in Red and Blue. it's like they're afraid to hide any information from you, i miss the days when you didn't know what 'Sand Attack' was until you actually used it or saw the move in action.
I always thought britfeel was a bit shite. General for babies.
>>84111534You know where the door is lad.Hope the Sparkfrogs spin your jaw de lid.
me? left for dead 2 (modded). I'm thinking the parish on advanced difficulty.
Inside the Factory? Why not make an audit channel called Outside the Factory?
>>84111579>Tried to blame banter on the tism. Madlad.
>>84111516Feeling bad for all those sweet shop lasses out of work now.
POTATO xD
favourite DS game lads? for me it's smt strange journey
DJ Audits is using some face recognition app now. Mad how it can identify someone very quickly if they have any photos online.
>>84111585Never liked the bald wrongun. Always gave me the creeps.
>>84111611You're turkish la
lifting at the gym listening to this on repeathttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w5ZkzUGKQzo
>>84111560might reinstall this. if you were the lad talking about your mod setup the other day, sounds like you have a fun thing going.although, i never played multiplayer with mates ;_; which seems like the main point. co-op zombie survival over Ventrilo.>>84111599for me, it's Professor Layton and the Curious Village. another one i might reinstall oh my phone, now that i've sorted apps running out of memory (Xiaomi protip: turn off their MIUI enhancements).
>>84111638No I'm not. You have confused me with another poster.
>>84111714Yes you are provincemong
colongelad
more liek professor GAYton and the curious village of NONCES lol
not going well for wottenham wotspur
>>84111782Thank you anon I didn't know we had a new thread on the go
Women have it worse than men. Why does the media keep pumping out this shit all the time? Women don't even work boring jobs that require actual work to be done. I'd still rather be a woman and be in my cushy desk job on my phone most of the time and risk dating some maniac.
>I'd still rather be a womanTurkish tranny
>>84111598Going to make potato comments when walking by Irish girls now.
Used to think people that had big arses just had a lot more poo stored in them.
>>84111838Many irish girls in Istanbul?
Off to beddingbury for todayI fink X
Alright lid.Your mam let me in de lid.Said I was one of your mates. Chinned the bitch, I did de lid. She's on the roof. Present your jaw little lid so that I may spin it and send you straight to Spark Town de lid. You'll be eating out a hole in the back of your neck when I'm done tanning your hide little lid.
also, >>84111599, if you're looking for stuff to play, do you have a DS or are you on emulator?The World Ends with You sounds great but it relies on actual touch controls. also heard good things about that 999: Nine Hours, Nine Persons, Nine Doors (sounds Danganronpa-ish?)will defend the film tie-in shovelware Thor: God of Thunder (Golden Axe/Metal Slug style game) and Star Wars: Star Wars: Episode III - Revenge of the Sith (Final Fight/Turtles in Time, with Star Fox sections thrown in).
>>84111925Fat cunt of a frog won't fit through the doorway, he'll do nothing.
>>84111945i own a ds lad
how is Castlevania: Dawn of Sorrow? really enjoyed Aria of Sorrow, is it a worthy sequel?
>>84111925Go on then, vile frog. Just fucking do it. But let me tell you, you're no Sparkfrog. He would never touch a lid's mummy. He had class. Well go on! Fucking do it!
>>84111960corrr. you got one of those flash carts or are you buying games properly?
>>84111925You'll get sparked on sight little lid. Seethemong and co might have carried on the sparking nonsense, but I am the OG Sparker. I'll spark you, seethie, and anyone else wanting a scrap. Simple fucking as.
>>84111989bit of both. have a small collection of boxed ds games but mostly just using an r4 for the rarer games
>>84111700I just play it on me tod, a lot of the mods dont work on multiplayer but I fear small multiplayer games, not good at the socialising.
>>84111967Ave got it,,its good ^-^
>>84110898>1980's glasgowIce cream wars>2020's glasgowVape shop warsOr was it torched to be able to turn it into a barber's?
It's actually over on an incomprehensible scale
>>84112130>It's actually over on an incomprehensible scaleqrd?
>>84112013L4D is extremely toxic these days on pc, well it always was tbf, full of Russians and 3rd worlders. It was actually more fun on 360 back in the day because people were generally chill even in the versus mode
advance wars my favourite gba geimu x
Really can't stop thinking about the fact there are millennials in this very thread that legitimately believe the bible is a true and factual document rather than an allegorical collection of stories that suggest an ethical and mutually beneficial way of living. It's sad, I legitimately can not have respect for anyone that feels that way. At least the Jews know that they aren't actually worshipping a god, rather a set of rules. The Muslims are stupid because they just got there last and some dude told them he was extra special. Being a Christian that believes the bible is true is like being a scientist that believes the earth is flat. You fucking moron.
just saw some frog chin four lads right out of their boots down the road.ordering this from amazon. Not getting sparked out.
>>84112139I'm ugly and the UK is finished
>>84112171Also you write like a 12 year old, no wonder your sister doesn't want to spend time with you and your mum is disappointed in how much of a fuck up you are. I would be too.
Dominos, the bad guys lost today, went with Papa Johns instead. I was looking for the two for tuesday offer but it was for app only orders. I don't own a smartphone and aren't goymaxxed so I miss out.Why can't the shops just act like shops instead of apps and mafia login centres? I just want to live in a free world.Pizza was kino, better than dominos.
Had one of them moments earlier today when you're looking in the mirror and you're just like holy fuck I'm ugly, it's over, neck, real incels know
>Processing skillLeveled up>celebratory spliffRolling up
>>84112183And you haven't done the most basic research into your religion and it's detractors. Literally proved yourself retarded by not having heard of gnosticism, just listen to the "good bits" that the preachers tell you to pay attention to without having any clue what else is going on in your control book. Haven't even read the fucking thing and you pretend to be a follower of the religion. Fucking pathetic.
>>84112171Earth is flat though x
>>84112171>>84112183>>84112223it's astonishing, isn't it?
Legit thought wed had no teabags left n nearly lost the plot. Found them..,all good n_n
>>84112186>I don't own a smartphonewell then it's simple, you don't get access because it's an app-only offer. it's your choice.
back on that monsterbreeder.com>>84112061well if it has the Crosslad seal of approval, that's good enough for me! how meticulous do i need to be, am i e.g. jumping into corners every room to get map squares, or can i just romp through the castle and not worry too much?>>84112013>>84112153damn, seemed like one where the playerbase would be chill just by virtue of how the game works.
Whenever I stare into my neighbour's window they always close the curtains. I think they're hiding something
>>84112235It's an orange peel
listening to BBC Radio 6 Music
Hey Jane, where ya' going today?
>>84112276I remember avidly listening to the Adam and Joe show every Saturday morning growing up. Once they read out one of my jokes on their "made up jokes" segment. I remember my dad running up the stairs and into my room with the radio to tell me, but I was already listening to it in bed. Simpler times. x
>>84112239almost 10 o'clock too. you'd have to go to the garage classic HHL style but for teabags. also you played this Touhou Luna Nights? Castlevania but you're Sakuya.
Joshua 6:16 Joshua said to the people, "Shout, for the Lord has given you the city. 17 And the city and all that is within it shall be devoted to the Lord for destruction.Yep this is the religion for me.If you were born in the time of Moses you'd be a warrior commiting genocide and wiping out populations leaving only virgin women alive so you could rape/marry them.If God was put on trial, he would be found guilty of genocide like a warlord.
i wish i was loved as much as lou reed loved trans ppl xhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O4rbTBKRedE
>>84112291>Once they read out one of my jokes on their "made up jokes" segment.what was your joke? if you post yours, i will post my own original joke.
Me and Crossy atoning for our sins
kaz i'm already a demon O_O
I abandoned Christ for the way of the Bumsesh. Big willies my church now and ballbacks are my altars.
>>84112324I'm ashamed to say I nicked someone else's joke and sent it in. I just wanted them to read out my name. Many people got in touch to tell them I was a fraud. What's your joke de lid?
>>84112328>>84112339>>84112340you can defeat the demons
any lads here play a video game competitively, or at a high level?used to play smash bros ultimate at a fairly decent level. would win locals regularly and got some okay placements at big tournaments. game is dogshit so i quit.
>>84112346>I nicked someone else's jokei'll bet other submitters did it. point was the shout-out, your conscious can remain clear.>What's your joke de lid?Q. when does Batmoon wax?A. when he's not Bruce Wane!
My skewl days era TwT <3 https://youtu.be/KMQ2ApZTuoo
>>84112302Ano its raining as well. It wudve been genuinely devastating
>>84112328>Eternal life doesnt begin with what u do>it begins with who you followMIC DROP!
>>84112302Ave got that on my ps4 but avr never played it
>>84112339I'll see you in Hell... BOSS.
>>84112384I wouldn't give up the day job, de lid. oh wait, you already did!! (wee joke there)
I'M NUCLEEEEEEEEAAAR
The trailers for MGS5 made me so excited for it. Some of the best trailers for a game period. Then you actually play the game
>>84112451I like it.Quiet nd D-dog is cute.Online multiplayer ws very fun.Dead now sadly.
>alright no more genociding from now on, I've changed my mind.... just....just one more sacrifice .... my own son, Jesus.Uh how about you just open the door to forgiveness by not having a blood sacrifice?"As the disciples sat together, Jesus said, " 'Take it and eat it, for this is my body' " (Matthew 26:26). He then gave thanks and offered them the cup and said, " 'Each of you drink from it, for this is my blood, which seals the covenant between God and his people. It is poured out to forgive the sins of many " (Matthew 26:27-28)."Everytime they mention Jesus and blood it's a human sacrifice to appease who? To resolve it with who?You participating in a ritual not honouring Jesus by taking the bread and wine if those are body parts.It's a bronze age belief system dragged through to the modern age and all the morality stuff comes from Plato and the greeks.
>>84112350Amen to that. Pray for them also.
>>84112311>Then the Lord rained on Sodom and Gomorrah sulfur and fire from the Lord out of heaven; and he overthrew those cities, and all the Plain, and all the inhabitants of the cities, and what grew on the ground. (Genesis 19:24-26)some man is ar God >>84112340based bumsesh lid
>>84112378>smash brosi accidentally won a mini tournament thing of Smash Bros. 4 at a convention. me and my mate went in and they just handed us controllers (he got the last Classic Controller, i had a Wiimote which was awful).hadn't played it before but i remembered Melee. all these pros and i just sparked them all out, playing casually. during the games people were like>who's Toon Link? and the host asked at the end, but i was embarrassed/shy so i just didn't say anything and it remained a secret to all.BUT LATER IN LIFE i played Melee with some friends who are into all the competitive stuff, going on about 'dash cancelling' and such. even though we were all a bit stoned/drunk they were basically playing an entirely different game with frame-by-frame reflexes. it's crazy seeing Smash played like that.
>>84112251Couldnt rly say its a long time ago i playedi t. Oh you have to draw on the touch screen at some point,, otherwise theres no touch screen stuff, but tis important as its needed to beat a boss, you draw a spell on the screen. Maybe theres a emulator patch. The most recent 1 i played rondo of blood a few yrs ago. Completed it..Rly fun.
>>84112470he won't engage with you, sadly.
>>84112469>QuietCorr
Alex o'connor on a mad one x
>>84112532Imma just a postin. I do believe this though, I don't think this bronze age stuff gels with the modern world. I think there is too many crazy backwards stuff with the book and the teachings that don't make sense on a moral or logical level for me.I do think there is something to it though because of personal experience but maybe I can square it with God if I meet him, how this stuff is morally sickening to me and puts him on the level of genocidal dictator.I believe anyone preaching this stuff is partially sick in the head because this guy is evil and they have no problem with it. If I was preaching this stuff as a neo nazi or some other kind of special people wanting to commit genocide, I would be ridiculed and abused in the street but these christians and abrahamics get away with it.
>>84112537Forgot to s/o Pequod x https://youtu.be/oSKOG9AQ6l
n_n https://youtu.be/oSKOG9AQ6lY
>>84111967portrait of ruin is the most kino of the ds 3
n_n https://youtu.be/-Ojdg96iSDY
>>84112425>on my ps4 crazy that's just possible now, Touhou games are officially released in the West and even on consoles.random, but can i ask you a personal question? it's about the lust demons. could ask privately/not at all, but i'd also be curious if the same Q applies to other lads ITT.but yeah it's entirely optional just morbid curiosity really lol
>>84112519Wave dash nd L-cancel lawl
NUFC brosIt not rightHopefully win next week corrr
not a goth but i love gothic music
Killer asteroid just as you're going to bed. Typical that int it.
>>84112520fair enough thanks for the info. a lot of Wii/DS games felt like they made it to be played normally with the controller/buttons, but then someone went>we need at least one gimmick, or Nintendo will be mad at us.>The most recent 1 i played rondo of blood a few yrs ago. Completed it..Rly fun.oh aye this one is solid, might be the best of the arcade/linear type Castlevanias? (there are different routes but you know what i mean.)
>>84112621Wym? M*sturbation?
>>84112621Got these 2 aswell
Memories frm my skewl days n_n https://youtu.be/88gCAgkmfew
machinima
>>84112615>of the ds 3there were THREE?!are they all the 'Metroidvania' style? gotta say, Circle of the Moon on the GBA was pretty weak. the card/spell system was a great idea it's just in a bad game (also one of those games where you probably need a modded GBA with a backlight to see anything).
rooster teeth
"If God why bad" mfs when they win a youtube comment war
ordering pizza on my nintendo wii
>>84112633>1 - 1ehhh. forgot to watch it this time, damn (thought it was last week for some reason)>>84112663i mean literally just: WHAT IS IT ABOUT FEET?answer me, feet people (feeple). they're feet!>>84112670damn those Touhous look nice, the .5/collab ones always have such good sprites.
>>84112728Oh ist jst that lol Sounded scary Idk ave had that for as long as i can remember I cant imagine what its like to not have it its jst normal to me
https://archive.org/embed/AwesomeGamesDoneQuick2013/AwesomeGamesDoneQuick2013_part038_Megamari_512K.mp4?start=1100 /jp/ got owned.
wearing my tactical soap for the of-age ladies
>Not enough rings
picking bass back up
also maybe it's the codeines (having a hard time focusing my eyes) but i thought the thumbnail of >>84112670 was more Kinder prizes for a sec.>>84112718trade you a slice for Wii Netflix?>>84112739>Sounded scarysorry there friend. one of those things like>don't look now, but there's....no other way to hedge it.maybe it's normal to find feet attractive and us non-feeple are the freaks #wow #whoa
>>84112750>First KingKobraJFS>Then SeasideMARK.
Everything alreet there de lads?
>>84112773aren't you on Sonic 3? is it for the bonus stages?gacha machine > weird orb things >>>>> slot machine (it doesn't even give you shields wtf)
>>84112800Sonic 2. Oil ocean zone x
it's like learning a new language...
when i got home i found a big slug on the inside of my door so i got the salt right away and started shaking but it was wet so i have to take some out as a pinch and sprinkle it over it. every time some landed on it, it would squeeze up and squirm and i realized i was causing it pain which made me feel weird, it took five sprinkles until it fell off then i poured more onto it. is it silly to have empathy for a slug?
>>84112775nice! i might actually learn keyboard/piano some day. sound like a shill but this Melodics app is like the perfect tutor, you plug in a MIDI keyboard and away you go. but i never get very far, my sense of timing and rhythm is awful.please Vocaroo us some tunes if/when you can!>>84112795more than alreet i am comfy. will admit, it's them codeines. but what's important is i am comfy.
>>84112795Awrite x
Best box ever x
>>84112800Sanic u fat fug>>84112822no mention codeines in front of crossy! x
>>84112825corr love a shell pink mustang don't we x
>>84112819Not silly lol my mam is like this too with slugs but u could just move it out of your garden.
>>84112852i still feel a bit bad. i keep going back and forth from "its just a slug" to "you hurt somthing"
munchy box and 2ltr irn bru oh aye x
>>84112864how much did that set you back deee lid
Thought my snail would be faster without his shell, but he just seems more sluggish.
>>84112881i love a bad joke
>>84112783Jst 1 of those things init x
>>84112881n_n Did you like that 1 aye
it was february i was cold and i was high x
>>84112811i warned you broi warned you about Tails
n_n https://youtu.be/Ev0n8w_5jEs
Corr flatulence kinda nightIt not right
>>84112907Got it neways Origins lets you try again neways wiv coins. Lmao. We casual now x
35 years old and grey hair. Grim.
>>84112819>is it silly to have empathy for a slug?maybe a bit, but it's a living creature innit.lived with a flatmate called mate A and she was a vegan at the time, but like to this extent where if we found spiders we went through the whole rigmarole of catching them under a glass and letting them free outside.i find spiders spooky depending on what mood/state i'm in, but i do feel sorry for the lil guys. try to coax them out the window rather than squish them, wherever i can.>>84112834he can handle it, i reckon. it's ch-ccies we (all) have to be careful about.>>84112894o___o
Why do I always feel more lonely when it's approaching midnight? It's so grim being me. I have no job, no gf, no life. Never done anything. Will be 40 in 4 years.
>>84112913https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s-09gNDsPzQ>>84112925Chika for real for real? or did the impersonator come back since he popped in yesterday?
>>84112969aint got no cash aint got no style aint got no woman to make me smile but dont worry, be happy deee lid
I feel so sigma x
w..w..who wants s..s.sp..sparking th..then
Been called a beta male to my face frm somebody that i wouldve called a friend at the time. n_n Wish i knew about being sigma so I could have said No am jst sigma but it ws 2012 before the new ones came out
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7jeMp7qdS2Ulollinthe way they kept adding Edgehogs, i wonder if they'll do one with a synthwave echidna or whatever's cool now.>>84112969suppose it's just the time you would be with someone else if there was someone else.you have us!>>84112951excuse me but are you saying this is a problem......?
Got gp appointment at 2 u_u
>>84112978As if you need to ask desu.Hmmm the guy who posts cats and posts randomly capitalised words is a Newcastler? It's a small world.These captchas are crazy.
>>84113071n_n https://youtu.be/md8nInMGhFY
>>84113044>it ws 2012 before the new ones came outthis actually made me laugh out loud.but it's just strange to me using that as an insult in-person. the concept/term has been around forever, but it's so specific. like calling someone a secondary.
>>84113071^ ^ https://youtu.be/8QGzSflmh6Q
>>84113077yeah, very real chance i've passed you on the street.>These captchas are crazy.each one has a bit of a knack/trick to it, they seem overwhelming at first but you get the hang of them.what gets me is that on a phone, you only need to do 1-2 CAPTCHAs then it sets a cookie, that's actively encouraging lower-effort phoneposting, surely...?
>>84113102It was 2 guys i knew frm skewl. We were drinking cider etc. Nd the 1 guy ws quite steaming nd he pulled me in to drunk-whisper nd he ws like "You are the beta out of us three" Am like that Aye? "See out of the 3 of us in this room. You would be the beta" Am like ok ? n_n Not sure what to say nd it jst came out of nowhere completely. Wasnt offended jst weird. He ws normally a nice guy.
But the point being if it ws today I would have said No Am actually sigma. Byt wasnt rly a thing at the time.
Sigmand freud me x
>>84113107https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VMBylNJQEbg
>>84113138Nice kittingtonshires anyway. I mean maybe we have walked past each other desu, although I don't get out that much.Brown ale was the first thing I drank I think. Corrr indeed.
>>84113166shut in nonce
>>84113142>>84113153but then it's like picrel even under the Old Paradigm. surely as an alpha you'd want some betas around so you look alpha as phuck by comparison.
Might go spark myself out in bed for the night, if you know what I mean.
>>84113166My big sis n her goth pals drank newcastle brown ale in early 00s it ws trendy I guess. I nvr knew what that meant "ale". My 1st ever drink ws either cider probably strongbow or vodka.
>>84113224He was in the middle. Between us 3 the Alpha rank would be 1st guy, him, me. But theres a big drop off fr example in Height. 1st guy ws over 6ft. Shagger. So even tho the other guy ws more alpha than me it ws a pretty big descent from the alpha mountain that guy ws on down to the 2 of us. As we were both similar height like short but he ws much much more outgoing nd gregarious etc. So it ws kinda more like betas in a bucket. But he ws def more alpha than me.. Byt it ws just weird cus I never owuld have denied that..wed never had any convo like that before....It was apropos of absolutely nothing he jst randomly was saying "your the beta between us" "listen your obviously the beta. we all know your the beta here" Nd Am like n_n
The true alpha comes from whats inside >_> x
>>84113266>the Alpha rank
i wonder what happend to her
>>84113166how have you been, anyway? did you ever switch jobs? you still with the bf?no worries if you're keeping it private.
>>84113284Nothing ever happens in my life. That's all.
>>84113276Ave got that edition
>>84113307so do i, do you still have the 3d glasses
Interesting story. He got canonised as saint last Yr. Started out as Satanist. Anything possible. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bartolo_Longo
>>84113266>>84113274siggin it up fr frplenty of times i've been at an actual party or similar and there are the more outgoing people who are really talkative and appear to be the coolest people, but are they? or are they simply the loudest?thank god the extroverts exist, mind. a party of nothing but us INFPs, it'd be like a school disco with all the boys on one side and all the girls on the other.
>>84113329Noo I forgot about that XD long since Lost sadly have you?
>>84113370yeah i use it as a bookmark
Ave got a lot of dark weird books frm my edgy days that I will get rid of Ideally burn not being dramatic byt In the sense that I dont want to infect any1 else with bad ideas or make infected ppl worse as I know the authors did to me enabling me although I would have thought it ws a good act at the time. Books about suicide etc. Its jst mind blowing I could have died at any second doing something stupid nd died in sin As i was putting faith in other humans to give me the answers nd comforts thatcan only come from God.So its not good enough to give them away etc., thats possibly actively evil indirectly certainly.
Did God ever apologise for the genocides he ordered or the people he killed?Did he show any remorse?
>>84113401Thast a good shout x
>>84113423Unemployed mfs at 1am x
Why didn't Jesus give us any technology or knowledge that we didn't already have?Knowledge of germ theory would have saved millions of lives for the next 2000 years.
>its called podophilia actually
Kinda sad right now lads. She's right you know. I just wish I could find my role in this shit world.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0DLSwrm8Ja0
Ngl its really sad about anons cat. He has a good attitude about it tho. You can tell he will take care. Ave known a few cats wiv 1 eye. They got on with life fine. Byt if its both it will be harder. Prayers.
Somebody ssaid my wee cat is getting old now as she ws born in 2016 I didnt fink of 10 as that old but a few ppl have said that now. Obviously it is senior in cat food terms 7+. Idk.I hope she will be here for a long time.
God I fucking hate Cambridge bros. Tech job was meant to be cushy but everyone is a 3 generation Cambridge poshwanker built like a stickbug. One day I will go postal and beat the shit out of them
wops has some big knockers. corr.
>>84113532For me, it's going out a few miles of the county and noticing the people change.The people are thick jumpered, bronze glow.The girls usually have small gold ring earrings and there hair loose.I know what you mean anon, I do not fit in with those people, they are a different people to me, wouldn't know how to approach or talk to them.
mentioned at Halloween that every year mate A and i would go all-out to host a party (by which i mean, mostly her). she'd bake all these treats, i'd make some spooky punch + jelly vodka shots, we'd decorate the flat.but such is our beta energy that even when we'd get 50 people round, the prep meant bugger-all. maybe it's childish but c'mon everyone, free vodka, in jelly form.picrel was the year before lockdown. then in the lockdown year, an alpha female moved into our flat, just said 'we're having a Halloween party', and 100+ people showed up having a lively old time.
>>84113548To be a retarded pseud for but a moment it's very Orwellian. The class divide is alive and well and I can't get over it. Maybe it's a prole chip-on-shoulder kind of thing but either way i'd rather chew my own ear off than talk to these retards day in day out. One guy was bragging about never having drank a soft drink. 150cm on a good day, I could hammer him into the ground like a tent post yet somehow i'm the one coming away feeling disgusted and shitty. Christ man...
>>84113550Looks good. The pumpkin flatbreads look the best.Maybe those people just had a bigger circle of people they knew.>>84113611It's the same with Essex down the road, orange faces, crazy makeup, crazy accents. They are like aliens to me. It sometimes bothers me, the area I live is right on the border between the ghetto and rich alley so school was schizo with people's parents being bankers, lawyers and then some kids were involved in drugs and getting stabbed up. What the hell is the social dynamic here? The sets stuck to themselves but I don't think the school system works.You also got people playing the game and trying to climb up by putting on an accent and doing wacky things.
>>84113548kek, had to research jumpered. Junior, you have more in common with these folks than 90% of the "people" in London.t. Amerifat
>>84113647The aspirational poshfuck seems almost more distasteful than the oldmoney richfag here.I thought winning the job lottery as a computer midwit would be smooth sailing but I can't handle being around these people all day man. How are you handling it day to day? Have you got a job or still in uni or something?
corrrr laid up in bed on the laptop listening to this stormy weatherproper comfy posting with the /britfeel/ lads
sparking out poshos when the government collapses
Why should I work when this is what awaits wagies?
>>84113550A wonderful spread to behold; the pumpkin thingies look delicious. Not sure about housing over there, but you must realize most people are clannish. No knock on you and your better half.t.Amerilard
>>84113660Yeah these people might be different and might not interact but they aren't actively trying to stab me or ruin the area like migrants or migrant descended people. Compare the areas they live and you can see the difference. Ultimately it's just one of those bizarre things when you interact with these guys.Knew someone who would park anywhere, get a ticket and get his secretary to pay every month because he realised it's cheaper than paying for a parking space or parking.>>84113679Yeah some of these tryhard guys are disingenous and come off like dodgy sales people, how to win your friends etc. And then you met old money, lives in mansion type people and they are down to earth, don't crap on anyone and never set a foot wrong. It's 2am on a Tuesday, I'm neet. I can't get anywhere to hire me because of autism. I also did computer science. Last job, the office was comfy until the boss came in, angry most days, shouting down the phone at some one, didn't bother me but the work was way out of my depth and I got extremely stressed out to the point of a breakdown but kept it under control until I was amicably let go. I haven't got much self esteem and no confidence to fake it till I make it. Usually once I find common ground with someone it's okay and I can get along but I prefer the learned student to adults because they are interested in knowledge rather than other things.
You never see her in a cute summer dress during the summer. Women literally have so much choice when it comes to fashion and all she does is wear some baggy football shirt/hoodie and joggers combo all year round.
>>84113730Thanks for the insight, things are different here. The coasts are a bunch of stuck up MF'ers for the most part. It's mostly amiable in the flyover country, if you are even somewhat competent people take notice.
Remember having to ask to go to toilet. n_n 2ndary skewl/prison ws so grim. https://youtu.be/YERG7mWxwr4
>>84113550So what's the point of your story? That no one ate the food or you were upset ONLY 50 fucking people turned up to your party you turbo normtardIf I were there I'd have eaten all of that slop, oh aye, pickled onion missing from the cheese and sausage though
>>84113705Add in no sex/relationship too...what's the point? You're just working some shit job women would never want to do. There's no career progression any more. Women are prioritised for everything.
>>84113829One in the middle looks like jessickyeah
Sir may I please have permission to go peepee n_n pleeease
Humiliation ritual ToT
>>84113829What's with women wearing oversized glasses these days? Do they have no unique sense of style any more? They all want to be the same.
>>84113835Another bint with oversized glasses living life on easy mode thanks to sad men. How predictable.
>>84113875very pretty though, you have to admit
>>84113812True lol. I only have 50 friends. :( my flatmate has over 100 I only have 50. Feel sorry for me. Here's a pic from our cool parties I regularly got 50 people who wanted to turn up. Feel sorry for me. Tf?
>>84113878Bit of a chubby face, big nose. Problem some kind of fillers injected. Definitely is not her natural look.
Even when I got 50 people round for my cool party they didn't eat the biscuits. FML my life is so shit.
>>84113875Needs to upgrade to Harry Caray tier glasses, M8.T Amerixxx
Wouldn't know how to deal with a lass into all that vampire shit. As long as I get to stake her blood box regularly, I guess I'd go along with it.
Just waiting it out for that Universal Basic Income. There's nothing the government can do to disprove my mental illness, so I will be benniesmaxxing all the way. It's not like you'll be able to sustain living anyway by having a minimum wage job these days without living at parents (you have to pay private rent rates).The thought of working depresses me anyway. We can't all be functional members of society. Remember it costs more to cage a man than it does to give him disability, wagies. Think of it as an insurance policy.
AND if my bennies is taken away, I will lash out at someone. It won't be pretty. I'll cost the state a lot more then. So shut up wagie, pay your taxes and enjoy your pussy because this lad isn't getting a drop of it. Therefore I am mentally unwell.
People here without a single mate you're going on about your 50 mate parties as if that is a normal relatable experience. Your 50 mates didn't eat the food. Diddums. Not right.
>>84114050do turkish girls shave or are alot of them rocking bushes these days?
Not a bad stop-motion kino. Sex scene must've been a pain to construct. Think it came out in 2015 so before AI slop techniques. Now I'd be thinking "probably AI" with this kind of film and wouldn't appreciate it so much. I think creativity is going to take a backseat with AI.
>>84114069Never been with a girl lad. I'm British and have no chance of ever getting what I want in my life.
>>84113550>>84113720thanks me lads.>>84113974https://anotherwiki.org/wiki/Sanguinarius.orgthis place was such a trip back in the day. people arranging in-person meet-ups to be 'donors' to a 'real vampires'. glad it's all archived. i wonder where these people are now.
>>84114132derp, first link intended for >>84113647>>84114103just watched the trailer and the animation is incredible for stop motion, but the actual models are 2human4me. uncanny valley. might give it a watch.recommend picrel if you haven't seen it. lovely little gem of a film.
>>84114132Some no doubt killed themselves. Depressed and kinky people find stuff like that interesting. Probably better culture then compared to today with manchildren walking around in furry costumes or trannies in knee-high socks.
>>84113974>stake her blood boxKek
>>84114169Yeah it was good but you do kinda think it's real after a while. I'll check that out lad. Watching a lot of kinos on prime (mum pays for the prime deliveries so this is basically a freebie for me all year round).
>>84114059The fucking audacity of it
>>84114132Don't like how you're doing this nerd gimmick when your real life is an episode from Skins with your 50 mates. So which is it? Like you're cosplaying.
Billy 50 mates
>>84113797>>84113730These guys are just unreal.150cm and was bragging about never having had a soft drink in his life at the pub.I could beat him into the ground like a tent pole but he has the cambridge uni shitass degree so he's my "superior".I'm too retarded to think otherwise unfortunately else i'd give him the what for.We used to be a real country, magna carta be damned.
>>84114191>Yeah it was good but you do kinda think it's real after a while. sounds good, downloading now. too skint for Prime ;_;didn't they shift a bunch of the 'included with Prime' stuff to some Prime+ type model, anyway? BritBox was included for a while, some kino old telly on there (that SHOULD just be on iPlayer/ITVX, reee).
>>84111031Collision detection is hard to be fair.
>>84114234Known people like that. Fancy themselves a bit of everything. They become everything to everyone. Depends on audience. Problem is which group can trust them? Can't be all of them. Whose side would they take if it comes down to it? The most popular side.
>>84114434There's a lot of channels you have to pay more for (like mubi, mgm). I get 3 minutes of gambling and washing up ads at the beginning. Sometimes a few in the middle which is quite annoying. Still it's technically free for me so can't complain. It would be good to see a realistic archive on iPlayer rather than those petty offerings as "collections".
Don't give me the nerd chat when you're slipping into the other room to have legendary banter with your 100 mates.
>>84114436i can't make heads nor tails of the code, but i'm surprised it whittled it down to support arbitrary slopes and curves so well. it did explain it: apparently it mixed two different collision detection algorithms, my brain only understands>if (player.x < object.x+object.width)>if (player.x+player.width > object.x)and same for y/height. so the most basic babby bounding box detection.https://www.thewayoftheninja.org/nv2.htmlthe developer of this Flash game had a bunch of tutorials on how he did the collision and physics (i think it was that whole binary separation thing?). tried to get it working in Game Maker as a bairn, didn't work, could never wrap my head around it.how the hell did game developers figure this out, man.
Just booking this night for me and my m8s. Seen there's a limit of 30 people. Gutted. Can't decide which of my mates I like the most they're all legends need a few females in there too wink wink really though this is devastating what would you lads do if you planned to invite 50 mates but there's only room for 30?
>>84114660Make sure you take photos of the venue for future humblebrags
>>84114477>It would be good to see a realistic archive on iPlayer rather than those petty offerings as "collections".>On iPlayer>Not availablejust dump your whole back catalogue on there, BBC. there's stuff that isn't officially available elsewhere, they're not profiting from it, i doubt there are weird rights issues, so what's stopping them?
There is always something like that lurking in the background of people who want sympathy. My life sucks by the way I've got a rich dad, I've got chad genetics, I've got 50 mates. They reveal it casually as if it's completely normal.
Need to start vetting people for sympathy. If I feel sorry for you then find out you've got 50 mates I've been scammed.
me? had my top 8 set to a top 4. and one of them was STILL a joke ;_;
>>84114705This is what I'm talking about. Framing stuff on purpose to craft a lie. Had me top 8 set to a top 4 ;_; (oh by the way I have parties where my 50 mates turn up, minor detail)
Tiny little insignificant detail there the whole 50 mates party thing. Other than that I'm sad and lonely just like you fellow sad and lonely guys.
Me and my mates are pushing Dunbar's number for mates. It's a mate world and I'm living in it. But when me and my mate put a party only 50 mates turned up, next party arranged by our other mate 100 mates turned up. Gutted lads. Anyone know that feel?
oh aye, neglected to mention those 2F other friends(nerd joke this, only nerds will understand)
All my mates know me for being a bit nerdy haha ask any mate they'll tell you the same bit nerdy can't lie not like a freak though in a cool legend way
>ETA>21hdamn it, i want to watch this now.might resume my Sam Raimi marathon in the meantime. speaking of stop motion, that Army of Darkness had some great skeletons. Harryhausenesque.The Quick and the Dead next.
>>84114947>My penis and everyone elseAre you OK DVDlad?
>>84114947>I don't know if you watched the Oscars, but if you did, you would see that our category was introduced by Buzz Lightyear and Woody from "Toy Story," and that says everything about how the academy thinks about animation. I mean, even to those movies, it feels disrespectful, to me. It was the only category in the entire Oscars where the presenting of it is a joke. Not right Hollywood can't take adult animation seriously.
>>84114957DVDlad would buy it on DVD, i'm a filthy pirate.it's actually a good documentary about penis size/body image, sequel to My Penis and I. the filmmaker had them both on his Vimeo, but they're gone now. just hoping some seeders will turn up one day.
Feel like shit lads. Thought I was doing alright in life with 49 mates only to find out that's chump change. Lad in this thread who sees me as a billy no mates for only having 49.
Who's the fittest lass? Don't reckon I'd have a chance with the scottish rose and the other is an autistic lesbian.
>>84115019Don't worry lad it's not all it's cracked up to be having a huge support network and social connections sometimes 50 all come to see you at once and none of them eat the sausage rolls
>>84114980>Kaufman: If we'd done this movie live-action, we would have been able to shoot it probably in a week and a half, and, as it is, (animating the) production took two years. The animators were charged with turning about two seconds a day of film. That was their goal, and so it took a very, very long time to do, and all in, it was three years of production, you know, preproduction, production and postproductionwew. they could always split it into Best Animated Family Film and Best Adult Animation or similar. or better yet, 3D/CGI animation vs 2D/traditional animation. you're probably right about AI, but audiences + professionals can assess and appreciate animation as a craft. maybe it'll become a retro/throwback gimmick.
Got new responsibilities at work but wage stays the same. Not rite imo.
>>84115738Tell mgmt that you are already at capacity for the hours you are contracted to do and you need guidance on prioritising which tasks have to be completed.Let them deal with not having enough staff to do the job. That's managements problem, not yours.
>>84115738might be worth getting in touch with your union me lad
Sad turkmong with his ai toy.
>>84115752Problem is i'm management
>>84115780Boof another fat line and get on with it then.
>Do you have a criminal record? If not and you can be trusted, you're ready to work hard and learn. Get a security badge (SIA course). The job centre will pay for it, costs around 250, thats a 3 day course. Then the badge for 190(job centre will pay for it) lasts 3 years. Then you can get a job in the industry very quickly, first retail, then if youre good you can work your way towards a corporate site, then a supervisor, then even a site manager earning upto 50-60k. All achievable within 3-5 years. Reddit says the most ridiculous things eh neets?
>>84115830What if I do have a criminal record?
>>84115837You are expected to do the shittiest jobs. like emptying the bins in the town centre at 2 am. Everything else pretty much requires extended dbs these days.
>>84115788Havent done cocaine in 3 (three) years
>>84115837Why do you have a criminal record?
lollers unironically has a criminal record
>>84115852He probably has an active SHPO like DJE Media.
>>84115858What's an active SHPO?
Not him but they got me for wasting police time. Been pissed off with them ever since. Now I will waste their time by filming people outside.
>>84115863It means he has conditions to follow (not being left unattended with girls and women) and must check in regularly at a police station.
kino-esque
is it possible to change your personality lads?
anyone watched this yet?
>>84115975Depends what your personality is based on. Find that out and you can change yourself.
>>84115975To reach even an average level of success in life, you have to change your personality irl.Society rewards certain traits like competitiveness, confidence and autists have an advantage too if you have low emotionality and can make decisions based on for example only on profit or robots will find easier to focus on your goals without being influenced by how others might feel and the trade would be robots need to learn communication skills
>>84116052>make decisions based on for example only on profit or robots will find easier to focus on your goals without being influenced by how others might feel and the trade would be robots need to learn communication skillscouldn't have put it better myself.
>>84116060learn communication skills indeed
telling her what to wear is abuseharassing her over in game chat is abusethanks uk gov
Watch from 5:12 min. How did he get away filming creep shots that close? he is 30 cm away from them kekhttps://youtu.be/F-e8FbfWyGw?t=312
>>84116114>telling her what to wear is abusei wonder if that will be enforced on certain religious communities
think i'm calling that my last codeine + tramadol.don't want a repeat of that time i was crazy sick and had horrible chest pain. quite a big fan of being able to move tbqh.
Anyone else remember collecting these? First issue came with a binder to keep them all in IIRC.
Oof ouaaarggh my mental elf is suffering. Got big sad.
im finding it hard to form coherent thoughts, its like im getting early stage dementia but im only in my 30s
>>84116169Have you considered you might have lupus de lid?
>>84116166do you know why?>>84116169damn, can you rule stuff out? e.g. not eating, makes you feel drunk.
>>84116172>lupusi looked it up it mainly affects young women and i dont have the rash but i might have other symptoms so im probably fine
>>84116177Yeh I made bad life choices and now I have to face the consequences. It not right.
>>84116177im just going to wait and see if it gets better. i might be dehydrated
>>84116192>>84116194iktf. get some water down you x>>84116133everyone is so THIN
a bowl of berry cheerios and a wovefe me think
My take lads: We are living through the largest scale psychological warfare operation in human history, and it's being conducted by our own social systems against basic human emotional needs, and the casualty count is so massive that we've normalized mass emotional death as adulting. Every single institution we've built - schools, workplaces, healthcare, dating, social media, even fucking therapy - has become a factory for producing emotionally lobotomized humans who can perform productivity but can't access their own inner experience without having a panic attack. We've created a civilization that requires you to be emotionally dead to participate in it, and then we act shocked when people either break completely or retreat into AI relationships because at least the machines won't punish them for having feelings. Someone's depressed because they're trapped in a meaningless job in a society that offers no authentic connection? Let's give them SSRIs and teach them breathing exercises instead of acknowledging that maybe, depression might be a rational response to irrational circumstances. Let's call it generalized anxiety disorder instead of recognizing that their nervous system is correctly identifying that something fundamental is missing. How we've gamified human connection through dating apps that literally train people to treat each other like commodities in a catalog while wondering why nobody can form deep meaningful relationships anymore. Can't find meaningful connection? You must work on yourself more in some vague fashion and start looks maxxing. It's like poisoning someone's water supply and then selling them detox supplements. And the people who see through this shit and try to talk about it openly? They get labeled as schizo or unemployable. No wonder people are having breakdowns. No wonder mental health crisis rates are skyrocketing. No wonder birth rates are plummeting. We've created a civilization that's hostile to human emotional needs
>>84116234Lad could you give us some paragraph breaks? I liked the first sentence.
>>84115857Asault x2 D&DResisting arrest >>84116152Sorry I didn't get to catch up with you yesterday. I was pretty drained when I got home and needed some alone time. Sleep well and catch you soon.
>>84116245he was arrested for dungeons and dragons?
>>84116245can't believe they nicked you for Dungeons & Dragons.>Sorry I didn't get to catch up with you yesterday.no worries marra, hope you've recharged/are recharging.
>>84116236I use this for walls of text. https://paragraphformatter.com/
>>84116234you need friends to talk to, britfeel isnt a suitable subsistute
Bratfeel
bazingafeel
>>84116234https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vwZGRfdKbis
>>84116234Quite a few people in my circle are actually talking about it. The unfortunate thing is nobody can actually do anything about it, everyone is too wrapped up in just trying to survive their own struggles that all we can really offer each other is agreement and sympathy. I don't know the answer but I do know it's going to get worse once they kill off the open internet entirely.
>>84116234sad, but good post.>>84116256>>84116277>it's going to get worse once they kill off the open internet entirely.do any of you lads feel like you get your social needs met (maybe even entirely) by internet frens?
Sonic 3 & Knuckes > Sonic 2 > Sonic 1 >>>>>>>>>>> CD
>>84116294not met but it stopes me going completely insane
>>84116294Hi I am this guy >>84116277 I actually have quite a lot of irl friends so really internet isn't particularly social for me. It does allow me to get out my weird misfit shitpost urges though. Need to put up some sort of social veneer when I'm irl. I don't think 4chan is a healthy place for me to do that really and I managed to do it on reddit for a long time, but it's so filled with children and bots and advertising and heavily regulated now that it's just infuriating trying to talk to anyone on there. So I came back.
I'm so tired of redditors.>blarp narwhales bazinga !!!I just want an answer, not to wade through your mental verbal diahherea..
>>84116300this is correct.i quite like that in Sonic 2 you don't HAVE to Spin Dash. maybe that's madness but it's a fun way of playing the game, you go fast Sonic 1 style (by running)
it was ever thus
Shan't be reading all that. Sorry!
why dont utopian politics exists anymore
>>84116377we decided robots are bad.
>>84116381i dont get the connection between robots and utopia
>Spaffed>Lunchington cooling offWomfyarse wednesday, that X
Haven't ate anything since Sunday. Literally made meself ill through worrying about my cat. Not a fun time at all.
I'm the ugliest cunt here by far
>>84116388technology was going to usher in the comfy Star Trek future, now look at it.
>>84116389i wish i had womfort in my life. to work is to die but keep living>>84116390whats wrong with the cat? try to eat even if its just soup
Morning dee Iats
>>84116399what political ideology was going to do that?
>>84116390get some food in you. days off food messes with your mood/thinking.has the vet given you any advice or anything? is your cat still getting around the house okay? wondering if there's anything practical you can do, might make you feel a bit better, y'know?
>>84116406why did trolls have to hurt him like they did?. its not just him either, everyone who does anything has at least a few people trying to tear them down
>>84116414Fully automated gay space communism
>>84116414i'll have to defer that to Blad, our resident Trekkie (i think).how did they get there? how do we DO Star Trek?
>>84116434>>84116436let me elaborate. in to 20th century there was socialism fascism and communism, they all had a grand vision for the future but these political ideologies dont exist any more. are you suggesting that the USSR fell apart because people dont like robots?
>>84116429does seem plausible that the debt collectors caught up with him considering the amount of phones, tablets, laptops, go pros etc he went through just last year
Member when Jediism became a religion?Can I have that, but Vulcan, I don't always understand emotion and I think it can hinder progress. Can we have emotion suppression and more logic and reflection, please?
My religion? DVDs, AI gooning and VNs.
>>84116455Engels-san made that whole distinction between utopian socialism and scientific socialism. it's sort of like how evolution isn't goal-oriented, we're not gradually turning into supermen, but we can do what's probably best according to our scientific knowledge.for socialism that's economics, but how we implement it or whether it'd work is anyone's guess.maybe some dictator will take over, solve everything, then go "lol j/k didn't want fascism, just wanted to fix everything real quick."
>>84116436Haven't watched Star Trek in about 2 years. But what I can say is they abandoned currency, wealth and personal gain for freedom and art and human growth. Everything was provided for them. Housing, food (replicators). What more could you ask for? A true utopia for mankind. No more wars, most diseases had been cured by then, no more squabbling over piss and shit things because everyone was equal. The class system and pride is what is holding us back. https://youtu.be/WSiBvYodew8?si=eZoMoIvZkKKdWdzL
>>84116403He's having issues with his vision. On Monday he seems to have lost most of his sight.>>84116424The PDSA vets didn't do much asides from an eye test which confirmed lack of vision and a blood pressure test which showed normal levels. I don't know how much more they can do. I suggested antibiotics but they said there's no sign of an infection. Maybe eye drops could help but again I don't know the cause. One day he was fine, the next he wasn't. I'm debating whether or not to bring him to a private vet clinic but they'll charge a fortune just to see him. I wouldn't be able to afford any operation.
>>84116493I think probably this is the only way that we can have peace, need a tyrant to actually take over the entire world and force everyone into some sort of cultural and religious homogeny. Without that we'll just have mongs starting wars with each other all the time. Unfortunately this necessitates an insane amount of bloodshed, like probably billions will die. This, I think, is the period that's just beginning now. It's going to take probably a few lifetimes. I think it's going to get really fucking bad and we'll all suffer immensely for a possibility of a benevolent tyrant in a few hundred years. Earth basically can't take the next evolutionary step until the one world government is in place.
>>84116429Because of plebs who were triggered by him cos he doesn't want to be a wage slave like them. Remember that one comment crying about how "KFC is an occasional treat for me"? Sums up these people. Natural slaves.
>>84116493>Implying all dictators are fascistswew lad.
Also fuck paramount for taking Star Trek off Netflix. I spent about 13 months watching through the full TNG, DS9 and VOY enjoyed every bit of it.
>>84116504>, need a tyrant to actually take over the entire world and force everyone into some sort of cultural and religious homogeny. after this dictator dies everyone will break into different schools of his ideology and fight each other like they did with islam
>>84116505Lad if that fat dosser wants to sit and drink all day at the tax payers expensive the LEAST we can do is give the cunt shit for it Fuck the fishy shitty cunt imo
>>84116476>Member when Jediism became a religion?weren't there more Jedis one census than Buddhists, or something like that?>I don't always understand emotion and I think it can hinder progress. Can we have emotion suppression and more logic and reflection, please?this is what SSRIs are for!
>>84116524>expense* getting the fuck ups out of the way early today wew
>>84116429Jealousy lad. He had a comfy life not working for a living and lots of YouTube friends that loved him. The twolls hated this and were determined to bring him down. It not rite.
>>84116518Would probably need to go for a figurehead really, the everlasting god emperor that doesn't appear to the public and doesn't really exist. That way everyone can direct their hate in a particular direction but the functionaries and committees that actually run the place can get on with business and say it wasn't their choice. That's what I'd do anyway.
kill the builders shopper bear!
>>84116515They didn't take it, netflix sold it to them. The one company you love is not better than the one company you hate.No big corporation cares about you, so why care about them?Same with politics. They don't give a fuck about you.
He would have worked all his life if it not for TMAU
>>84116542Paramount own the rights to Star Trek. The licensing deal ended.
>>84116544Same, but being a baby and child stopped me working all my life.
>>84116551So again, they didn't take it.
>>84116539you should write sci-fi
>>84116564Well they took it back. Imagine lending a game out to a friend and you decide you want it back. Did that once, never again. It was rock band in the Xbox 360 when I got it back the disk was scratched up to fuck and their dog chewed on the box. Zero remorse from the friend who lent it. Cunt.
>>84116578I am trying actually. Would get more done if I didn't spend so much time shitposting.
>>84116583shit post as you characters you could get inspiration that way
>>84116500could you get a payment plan, if you could spare some of your income/bennies every month? not sure how common it is, the RSPCA website says it's something some vets can offer.wishing the best to you and your cat. on the you side of the equation, HAVE SOME SOUP, NOW.
>>84116539trump is a figure head and big business are the committees
Time to chill ya'ere mi blud.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HNBCVM4KbUM>>84116580They didn't lend it tho, it was a business deal, with an arranged start and end date.It's like having an agreement to lend your friend something for a certain amount of time, then getting that thing back at the arranged end date.>when I got it back the disk was scratched up to fuck and their dog chewed on the box. Zero remorse from the friend who lent it. Cunt.What thing of equivalent value did you take of his?
>>84116580>Did that once, never again. It was rock band in the Xbox 360 when I got it back the disk was scratched up to fuck and their dog chewed on the box. Zero remorse from the friend who lent it. Cunt.made me feel itchy, this.at least the Star Trek video files are nice 1s and 0s. whoever has the rights, they can never be chewed x
>>84116602..Nothing. I was just like.. Oh.. Thanks for that..
just get the star trek dvds you mongs
What's this weird arse shit? (picrel)No copy paste selection?Da fuk.>>84116614Ah.
>>84116617180 quid for TNG, DS9 and VOY on Amazon.
>>84116623Companys putting AI integration into everything now. Windows 12 will be a subscription based AI operating system kek.
>>84116602>They didn't lend it tho, it was a business deal, with an arranged start and end date.>It's like having an agreement to lend your friend something for a certain amount of time, then getting that thing back at the arranged end date.copyright and intellectual property law is so daft. we have data replicators, the printing press can't even compete.
>>84116599Yeah it does kind of feel like that's what they're going for. I think they need to unify a bit more before we can get to that level though, that's why Israel is trying to take over the entire mid east. There'll be a battle for Europe between Russia and EU. US will just annex everything around them and China will do the same with Asia. Then there'll be a bunch more wars and alliances and betrayals and what have you and eventually someone will come out on top. Then they can start setting up their chosen legend. History is written by the victor. Would be interesting to see it happen super sped up from outside. Instead we'll probably just starve to death from our utter dependence on food from outside the country. So it goes.
>>84116623is this Firefox? there's a new AI section in Settings, including a switch to just turn it all off.that's nice, but at what point does that make the program itself spyware? antivirus companies should start flagging this stuff.
Me kissing all the britfeel lads who are being good and well behaved boys
>>84116634Yeah and you can watch them whenever you want. They go down to 40 during a sale usually as well.
friday the 13th is coming soon is anyone here superstitious?
>>84116641I thought it might be some weird arse shit to do with that.>>84116642It's only to protect businesses from losing money, they allow each other to do what they want with it, as long as it is sold. They don't want the public having it without paying. It's a scam to help the crapitalist system (all systems of control are shit, none are better than the other, we haven't had a good system in current history). Trying to force laws (urgh you wouldn't pirate yer granny would you!?!? so why do it to films?) to lock people up for taking away profit from a company.
>>84116726Not really. The ones I know about are putting shoes on the table, if you spill salt throw it over your back, don't walk under a ladder, don't smash a mirror and don't cross a black cat. Personally I don't believe it.
Tempted to shag some arse later
>>84116744Bum sesh coming on strong de lid?
>whoa there Netflix, Sherlock Holmes is a public domain CHARACTER, but your film featured him DISPLAYING EMOTIONS. we own that concept.weird.everyone who worked on Star Trek TOS and TNG was paid for their work, get them on archive.org for all to see.
>>84116747Me? Not gay
What part of "pool's closed" don't these lill niggies understand smfh
>>84116726My sister's birthday. I always joked she was born on a friday the 13th, then my mum kicks in with no it was a whateverdayitwas.Classic, amarite.This year for her birthday,I've got her a card that makes a fart sound when you open it (classic), but also makes the fart sound every 90 seconds for 3 hours once the card has been initially opened. Annoying, but you can easily stop it by ripping up the card, but the card has loads of glitter hidden in it so when it is ripped the glitter will fly everywhere (classic).Fun stuff, but it gets even funner when she uses her new ohateaspoonthanks teaspoon. All the rage down at t'office.>video of said spoonhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jVKwVXUu3iIAlso going to get a couple of confetti cannons to fire at her (she's having a pinyata party, so I and my niece can have one to get her at the perfect moment).Should be fun.
>>84116694Imagine teh succ doe
>>84116726lol'd at the /hor/ Horror General OP on /tv/ when it was Friday the 13th in February.>Well-Timed Double Feature Edition.wew.
>>84116766you are a darstadly menace
>>84116774It's a shame the shop didn't do mothers day cards as well, it would have been fun to get mum mum.
>IEA considering releasing almost half a billion emergency barrels nowMind-boggling innitThe jews are pulling an ordo ab chao on the goyimThey will own nothing and be happy. The chosen ones will sit like an effendi and eat, and each of them will have 2000 personal goyim slaves at his disposal as was foretold in the talmudOr maybe they're just going to lose this one instead lol
Jurt received my PIP review result. Didn't score four in any single category but they've still renewed my award for six years. As usual, they've scored me 0 on the things I legitimately have trouble with and seemingly made stuff up for the other categories. Honestly, they're a parcel of cunts. 9 points got daily living overall. I have autism and they've scored me 0 for communication. Are they fucking retarded?
>>84116530>weren't there more Jedis one census than Buddhists, or something like that?Really? I know you were asking me, but I don't know. I remember the uproar and conflict it caused when a religion was formed around an ideology. It was good to think and rationalise both sides of the 'debate'.>this is what SSRIs are for!Absolutely loaded with them, mate. I'm still highly anxious, filled with doubt, overthinking and untrusting. Emotions are like an alien language.
>>84116729>Trying to force laws (urgh you wouldn't pirate yer granny would you!?!? so why do it to films?) to lock people up for taking away profit from a company.you're right. what else can they do? make MORE Star Trek?!
What is it tho?Multimedia PC, got 1 of the cards missing, no cables, need to investigate it.Neighbour brought it over saying he had a gaming PC. It's not what I was expecting.
>>84116802corr a fucking floppy driveThats quite the relic there de lid , that little machine still might be running XP
>>84116802>What is it tho?google says>The item shown is a vintage Excimer multimedia computer system housed in a retro silver tower case.
>Only 1 in 4 goyim in the US approve of the ZOG war on iran acc. to recent pollingWhy's the stupid goyim cattle uppity like thisChemtrail + fluoride wa'ah dosage must be too low, mayhaps
>>84116809If it works. Need to tell the neighbour it doesn't work, then he'll go "oh well I'll pop it on t'scrap pile", then I'll say "oh if you're doing that, I'll give you a 5er for it as it's just a cool thing to look at".Can try look into bringing it back to life. It's an ancestor of my PC's, can't let it go to waste. Actually sod that, I WON'T let it go to waste.
>>84116786>they've scored me 0 on the things I legitimately have trouble withLol they did the same with me, then the shit I didn't care about got the most points, pissed me off because I was 2 points away from the enhanced too which is probably why she did it
>>84116790NTA but, alri mate, how's the graveyard game going? Got a thing I was wondering, can anything be done with an old (wifi6 so not old old) router? Jailbreak the bugger or something, use it for a pi-hole?
>>84116786>Are they fucking retarded?no lad, thats what they are testing you for
>>84116817I get picrel.Going to try keep it and look into it (both by opening it up, and doing research on it). Be cool af if could get it working.
>>84116786Lucky you've got it in now before the changes to the PIP assessment and how they are handling the whole autism over diagnosis review comes into place.
>>84116842scored me for washing myself for some reason>>84116880whats that about lid?I'm on the health element for UC so they're scores are bollocks
>I communicated perfectly with the bennies assessor and they gave me a 0 for autism???? Some of you cunts catch your selves out and you are too stupid to notice lmao
>>84116817T'would help if I actually attached a picrel. Sorry about that.
>>84116898It was a paper assessment that my mum helped me fill out, dickhead.
>>84116904does mummy still wipe your arse for you big lad? kek
>>84116790>Really? aye. bit of a joke/protest/wind-up but there were more Jedis than Buddhists or Sikhs, cor.there's probably some legitimate point in there like whichever Church of Satan isn't the actual-demons one.>Absolutely loaded with them, mate. I'm still highly anxious, filled with doubt, overthinking and untrusting. Emotions are like an alien language.just your own emotions, or emotions in other people?you are not a robot! (as cool as that might be)asked in among some waffle if you've ever tried meditation: >>84062840damn you >>84116234 for singling out breathing exercises like that.but there's a practical, rational basis to it. if it works, it's like something you want to pass on to people (classic GNU GPL style)
>>84116912Bully boy not nice!
>>84116894They are doing some PIP review that's supposed to be completed by October. The criteria might change, might make it harder to get on or easier (doubt that)And the government launched a review into why so many people are being diagnosed with mental health issues, autism and ADHD. Probably to curtail benefits spending more than likely.
>>84116912Pack it in bully boy!
>>84116913Why don't you recommend he gets 50 mates lad and throws a cool party with all his mates? Is that only for you? Breathing exercises for everyone else?
Wonder what mate A is up to right now.
>>84116926Doing fat power lines with HHL
>>84116914>>84116919I dont think i will ladsEveryone is soft as shite these days, as long as their gibs are secured they will continue to act like children
Me? Just waiting for my mum to get me, then off t'farm shop, need to buy a new farm (picrel). Getting some nice steaks again hopefully, hanger steaks (also known as butcher's steaks, as it's a nice cut the butcher could for himself).
>>84116945>could for himselfI'm sure I typed would keep for himself. Guess not.
Keep getting headaches de lids. Had enough.
>>84116945>need to buy a new farm (picrel).?
>>84116802>>84116857you can get external USB hard drive connectors (even SATA/IDE hybrid ones) for under a tenner.might be worth it if you just want to poke around, recover some old files.>>84116926same. probably sleep, she had hospital day shift and then a night shift until 8am-ish this morning.
>>84116926Theres mate 1 through 50 and beyond. There's not enough letters in the alphabets for all the mates. We've all been there.
>>84116945>need to buy a new farm (picrel). here lad: you should go to the Body Shop afterwards.
>>84116945>new farm (picrel)mongboy
Parties with my mates for me, mindfulness for thee
I'm a shut in NEET spacker in his 30s obsessed with DVDs and they're trying to say I'm not autistic? Mad.
Didn't realise ketlad was a big party animal. Doesn't he have agoraphobia? Is that just for the bennies?
We need some more girls in hereWe need some more girls in hereWe need some more girls in hereWe need some more girls in hereThere's too many man, too many many manToo many man, too many many manToo many man, too many many manToo many man, too many many man
wonder when mate A last strummed one out corr
>>84116972It was a joke implying the farmshop sold farms. I make a similar joke about people going to the farmers market, to buy farmers.Also, I never claimed it was a good joke or anything.>>84116999 >mongboy>>84116986While I'm at it, what do you mean? I need a new body because I bodied myself, yet it is the ones who didn't get the joke that (IMO, and sorry lads, but) embarrassed themselves.I'm surrounded by humourlets.Jokecels, who don't get any jokes.Making gurls eyes dry up, because they aren't crying tears of laughter.
https://youtu.be/wUgIueh8Ppg
>>84117019But the picrel was a chuckling frog
>>84117006Oh that was your review de lid? At least you have been granted PIP. With the new changes coming to LCWRA you will need to be in receipt of PIP to get it in the future.
Good, now Grok, make her pregnant...
>>84117028Yeah, renewed to 2032 thankfully. 9 points in daily living. Good thing the minimum of 4 in one category was scrapped. Feel bad for new LCWRA claimants, the element is halfed from April.
Right, which one of you wets is it.
Me? Mad parties with hundreds of my mates. You? Idk try therapy lol
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q9ug2VyTPlo>The harvestman baby can chirpTrve avantgarde shit, is it not
Man with hundreds of social connections assures "therapy really works"
>>84117026Yes, laughing at the joke. The picrel was to indicate it was a joke, I even started naming the files appropriately for the purposes of making a shit joke. It says about making a funny.You'd think things like this happening for years (been at it a few) would make me think it's not wanted. But you're wrong, it's everyone else that is wrong here. Or maybe not wrong, just sub par humour.>>84117044That's the poster also known as Tomoshe RobinsteinZion Yax
All this footage from big conflicts like Ukraine and Iran really just show how the old paradigm of bigger, better war machines is hopelessly out-logistic'd by drone warfare, loitering munitions, bomb drops etc. Of course, it's no surprise that the UK military, joke that it is, is doing nothing to account for this and is still actively trying to bring a new wunderwaffe tank design into production LMAO!
>>84117007i lived in a flatshare on Halloween 2018. wasn't exactly a 'party house' but over the course of different flatmates you get all sorts, sometimes it just takes one person. neighbours introduced me to ketamine at one of their parties (a fateful day).some lads also stole my Anker Soundcore Bluetooth speaker. PLEASE do not steal people's Anker Soundcore Bluetooth speakers ;_;
>>84117050Me? Been to some mad parties where therapy were talked about, and we all sat around listening.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZqVK2eFZsT0
>>84117019>I need a new bodysame ;_;
>>84117068I had my anker soundcore bluetooth speaker also, it was a horrid discovery. Mine was in an easily accessible pocket of my suitcase returning from Mexico, some bag lad must have gone for a chancey rummage and just had it. There is a chance that I will one day replace it, but that is not today.
You see that pic of Badenoch in her office and it's got a bunch of photos of herself on the walls lol
Today's exercise mission has been successful. Ten minutes and 2km on the rowing machine at MAXIMUM TORQUE setting. I don't think torque is the right word there but it's the hardest to move, I'm a strong lad you see. Then was going to do a bit on the treadmill but I thought NO that's foolish. Since it's sunny and not too cold, just a little windy, I completed a 3k outdoor run. Picturesque scenes by the river watching the swans swimming about and dogs doing poos all over the place. Wind is also blowing the smell of manure down at us from some local farms which is a traditionally unpleasant smell it does have fond childhood countryside memories for me. I vow to be positive for the rest of the day and not go off at crossy for his unfortunate faith in a nonsense religion just before bedtime again. That was beneath me.
The ketlad guide to curing depression:Step 1 have hundreds of matesStep 2 try CBT
>>84117079Even with MS ravaging muh mind, and the side effect of that being it's ravaging muh body, I say NO!, and especially as you, I nor anybody else (with current medical standards) will be getting a new body. What happens when you get this new body? They pull your head off and stick it on? Is it the full body, or could you keep your arms and legs and have a new torso? What if you're poor, and end up with a mismatched body? A chinese man's legs, a nigerian man's arms and the torso of a scandanavian twink?Ok, that was a joke, and this is now a motivational post. You don't need a "new body", anon, your body is perfectly fine (unless your insides are fucked and you're dying, then yeah I could see a new body helping. This was another joke, sorry, I just like being funny), it's a perfect thing, and you have the ability to be able to utilise it and change your physique. It's effort, and will take commitment, but we're lucky as humans to have another amazing tool at our disposal, R minds. Such a powerful thing, and we all have them, and the ability to do wonderful things with them.
>>84117120>unless your insides are fucked uh oh.
>>84117127Yeah but, not being funny, if you stop ket will the insides get better?
Agoraphobe on the sheets (DWP), Party animal in the streets
The Welsh really are contemptible people. Their country is fake, it's economy is fake, Wales simply doesn't exist without the largesse (extracted parasitically) of England.
>>84117134Getting in the sheets with my DWP case worker oh aye xShe's a right slag, down for anything and I mean anything
DWPDripping Wet Pussy
>>84117131Once your bladder is fucked it's fucked. It can heal a little bit depending how far gone you are. I'm not the real wonkylad but I've fucked around with k to have some personal experience. Thought I'd really done myself in when I did half an ounce over the course of a couple of weeks, had 6 months off and although my bladder capacity never went all the way back to normal it did stop randomly hurting quite so often. Really though, once you start noticing problems you need to stop entirely because you're just making it worse. I don't take this advice myself, but I try to put a couple of months in between each bag at least.
>haha yeah woo doing drugs is so much fun!>oh, now I'm incontinent for the rest of my life, how could this have happened to me??
based benniemongs
DWPDestroying Wops' Pussy
>>84117172corr i recon she'd be a good shag
>>84116847Hey mate! GraveYard Keeper is bloody amazing. I mean, it's simple in its concept. And that makes it so enjoyable, I can pick it up and put it down whenever I want. I don't need to invest so hard in it. Once I get comfy with it I want to play other games like the Zomboid lads. Can I catch up with you later on the 'cords and you can give me more info on the router?>>84116913I wish I was a robot hahaha. I've not tried meditation and I'll speak with my therapist about it next time. I currently flip through different CBT models. I like answers, not distractions, I like to know how something/everything works. Emotions are a reaction to stimuli and I'm more interested in that, to know it, to understand it. My favourite poster when he's on his topic of religion is Crossy. How he can give himself to faith and belief is amazing, and he is well versed on his faith too. I would like to be a little bit Crossy in life.
DWPDigging Welper's Pussyhole
>>84117131the acute problems (cramps, infections) sure, but i think the pain/peeing is there for the long haul.>However, the longer the person is on ketamine, the more severe the symptoms and the less chance there is of reversal (Mak et al, 2011). Mak et al., how long is too long??>not being funnyi disagree because you have made 3 (three) amusing posts just now.
So you are too agoraphobic to function when a few years ago you lived in a party flat with hundreds of people spilling in every night which you not only were okay with but welcomed. Yeah something not adding up. Made up story to get benefits I'd imagine.
https://youtu.be/Ejlh1VMNOIQ?t=78
Did you tell the dwp you've got hundreds of people who can help you with daily activities? Doubt it. Made out like you're isolated.
>>84117210Listen you angry little shit, go outside and sit in the sun for ten minutes. Stop being a cunt all the time you'll feel better honestly.
>>84117225Already admitted to them I am a shut in who thinks demons lurk outside ready to molest me, what more do they want
>>84117210I don't choose how it affects me. It's psychological, it would make sense that if you're happy and content and distracted with positive things then the negative effects would be lessened. Take someone who is depressed for instance, bring their friends around, play some games, eat good food etc. they'll probably just seem normal in the moment, but take it all away, add the stress of daily grind, allow them to stew in their own thoughts again and boom, depression kicks back in.I could do that back then. I can't work now.
Tired ket onceFelt like id necked 4 pints, wasn't a bad feeling, glad i didn't get a taste for it now i know it turns your bladder to shit
>>84117234You have made a luxury choice to sit in the house taking drugs. You can go back to your hundreds of mates any time. Benefits are for people with no other options.
Can't watch GoT scenes with northerners in them. The accents are just mind numbing, almost like a parody but unless you're English it probably sounds normal. Sounds like characters from a sketch show poking fun at people born and raised above the hockey stick part of the M6.
Fucking Spain lolWhat's their gynocratic endgame here
Someone has died outside my block. Ambulance there and people crying. Think it might've been the homeless woman I saw this morning, she was looking into and under peoples cars, asked me for a cig and I said no.It's the circle, the ciiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiircle of liiiiiiiifeeee
>>8411726286 fucking percent. The lads in those 14% of lasting marriages must be having a great time.
>>84117268Like really who gives a shit? I dunno, I see these things or read about them and I genuinely do not get why people cry over this sort of thing. As if that homeless woman was worth anything to anyone. As if her life was beautiful and worthwhile that to see it snuffed out is some great tragedy. Clean her corpse up so it doesn't clog the pavement and move on.
He's basically doing Common People shut-in edition.
>>84117187>I like answers, not distractions, I like to know how something/everything works. Emotions are a reaction to stimuli and I'm more interested in that, to know it, to understand it. we're not even sure of the order of operations (or if there's multithreading). really stifles our attempts at reverse engineering, so we're back to brute-force attacks ;_;>I would like to be a little bit Crossy in life.i think we all would.
Alright fellow shut ins? I'm just like you. Here's a pic from my party flat. Only 50 people turned up instead of 100 :(
>>84117296Isn't the James-Lange theory just objectively wrong though? Perceiving stimuli is done by the brain and then it cascades down into physiological effects afterwards.
>Louis.Theroux.Inside.the.Manosphere.2026.1080p.WEB.h264-EDITHohhh aye.
>>84117331 nice and clean fresh edish>>84117331 nice and clean fresh edish>>84117331 nice and clean fresh edish
>>84117291ooo ur hard
>>84117262most liberal Spanish women likely to marry a nigger import before getting married then the nigger gets them pregnant and fucks off, as 99% of niggers do, thats why its so high. It's divorce from making bad choices about niggers.
>>84116114Immediately close and reopen youtube when that ad plays. Swear the government wants men to hate women more.
1 post, that's all that was needed. But I suppose you're right, the person with the biggest willy in the thread so do the last post.
shall be getting the last word in, so all your willies shrink.
>>84117545Bit gay to be thinking of anons willies and not say no homo.
been thinking of anons' willies.
