M's
Jays
Mariners
not feeling it tonight m's bros
Compasses
doyers
>>140348662ETS
>>140348680Mariners still gonna win btw
sneks
I don't feel so good.
>>140348698M'SETS
>Jizz Chizzholm
minter!
https://voca.ro/1Nq9EKvgl3u5
Worried me for a second there Minter, also thank you umpire for that first strike
My Reds :)
>0-0My El Paso Chihuahuas are simply just charging their attack! Just wait!https://www.milb.com/el-paso/fans/audio-listen-live
Double play never a doubt.
>>140348734>M’etsies
Ernest Clement will save us
>>140348267take away his friends and family and he's literally me
Addison Barger's mom :GILF status?
>>140348799Why is she kidnapping a mexican child?
>>140348745This was funny the first time you did it
>>140348799You could kneed dough on that bitches 7head.
HARRIS!
Holy fucking based walkoff
MONEY MIKEMARLINS SWEPT
>>140348799guarantee her clit is bigger than my dick
MONEY MIKE WALKS US OFF
>>140348863God I’d love that broom shoved up my ass
https://vocaroo.com/1oOUu995tdpE
MONEY MIKE WITH THE WALK OFF!
Fucking shitbarves aren't beatable
>>140348893Gay
>Bethancourt and Brujan both somehow got worseThat Bendix hire is looking real grim huh Marlins?
>>140348874Total Blooper death now
>>140348893You got the voice of a angel
>>140348876that's not saying much xDDD
>>140348930my bloopie makes ya seethe
>Phillies start losing now that they're playing actual baseball teamsFunny how that works
Mariners will win this game 4-2 btw
How much gay sex and tequila will Billy the Fraudlin have tonight?
Hello Mike..
>>140349050not as much as me, go Cards!
THE FISH FRY IS COMPLETEA SWEEP OF THE MIAMI MARLINS
How come the Dominican Republic not want to help their Hispaniola neighbor Haiti into another Caribbean baseball power?
Now that I’ve caught up on my mest game, what are the most kino moments in your teams history?
Jazz Chisholm made a business decision to not dive on the Money Mike hit. Very gay. What a faggoty bitch. Cam Newton vibes.
Saucedo why
>>140348704>Mariners still gonna winYeah, but are they gonna win 54% of their games?
>>140349122They don't like each, they've massacred each other in the past
>>140349126Luis Gonzalez walking off Mariano Rivera. Funniest shit I've ever seen.
great effort, bogelfat
>>140349126
>>140349126Molina 2019Freese 2011Molina 2006Edmonds 2004Smith 1985Slaughter 1946
>>140349126LET'S GOBRONCOS
How heavy is the Jays' DH? Dude is an absolute unit
>>140349258Why didnt he dive for it?
>>140349161What being 13 games under 500 on April 24th does to a motherfucker
gg rags, see you tomorrow
>>140349258throwing nfl games is based
Well that was just what we needed
>>140349227dont forget thishttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=syFmUVFNRZE
Umpballed this game, apart from the usual dogshit offense. Any umpfrogs?
GG Pirates
GG Royals
>>1403492681.23 Vespas
>>140349333Reportin
>>140349333>Any umpfrogs?say no more
>>140349277Cam was a bitch. Simple as.
what a night at the yard
>>140349400>keeping scoreautist or serial killer?
>>140349170It's all you need anon.
>>140349400Did you have celebration sex afterwards?
>>140349126Hank Aaron HomerBraves vs Mets Camp HomerBraves vs Pirates 92 NLCSFulton County Stadium almost burning down Braves 95 World Series winBraves vs Pirates 2011, 19 innings game Justin Upton telling the fans to stay hydrated Braves 2021 World Series winBraves catch up to the Mets when being 10 games back in 2022.
>>140349440and
>>140349126https://youtu.be/F8SBJzOEcyU?si=JqxT9kFyjng5Sb5kRip David Neihaus
>>140349440yes>>140349449no
>>140349126obviously https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=6JaG9FQSzLY
>>140349456Add Matzek striking out the side against the Dodgers in the 2021 NLCS
>>140349400>i will die a virgin
>>140349400>>140349440This is autism in its purest form. These people are fucking RETARDS and couldn't be more cringe. The only time this is okay is if you're like 70+y/o
>>140349400Based, I need to learn how to score a game proper.
>>140349126https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X8H-3Tpgwfc
>>140349364Wow that's at least 0.20 Renault 5
HEY CHICAGO WHADDYA SAY!
>>140349461I can recite the commentary from this video from memory.
>>140349569WE'RE GAY
>>140349527sorry to hear that bro>>140349533i'm 104 years old>>140349540it fucking rules t.b.h.
>legalize gambling on sports>suddenly officiating quality plummetsHmm
>>140349400You fucked up at least twice I'm not looking for more, that's a failure imo
>>140349647based nooticer
>>140349226Kys
>>140349662Found a third one
>>140349662i'm allowed one fuckup per drink so that's on par
>3-21
>>140349126https://youtu.be/HZgw-ujI8UI?si=jb9qcXTdat1emFYj
Dammit Voth.
>>140348917gg A'sbro. Sorry to see you guys move.
>>140349725Only one more loss to match that Reds record that one autist keeps screeching about
>>140349662bro there were so many fucking score changes during this game it was crazy to try and keep it serious. based TMac for calling out the official scorers
>Pooston
>>140349758What's the next milestone after that?
>>140349126idgaf its still game 6 of the '86 world series
The Mariners are now back to form.
>>140349126The white sox used to be an enjoyable baseball team.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hIwG--tGJK8
>>140349855I had no idea this guy played for the sox later in his career.
>>140349870The 08 White Sox have one of the greatest "Oh yeah that happened" great player on a random team moment.
>>140349126https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IGuF-Wy_QUcVaritek keeps his mask on like a pussy and A-Rod still gets him a headlock lmaooo Red Sox fans actually think this is a good moment for them
>>140349926Three months later, A-Rod tried so hard to get revenge with the dumbest move everhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xQyY-azd2vk
>>140349569
>>14034996627
>>140349966I don't even know how this is revenge, it's just hilariously stupid.
>>140349400>Resd have a dedicated scorekeeperCan your gay franchise say the same, /mlb/?
>>140349393Based fuck the Asstros
>>140350047Why would anybody want to do such a thing.
>>140349456Kinda hate you for a few of these but kino is kino and does not discriminate
doyerbros, whats it like to have a comfy thicc latina wife?
>>140349461>Yankees loseAlways kino
>>140349966Holy shit kek if this isn't already a legal move in banana ball, it should be.
>>140349508Wow so this was my intro to baseball via my windows 3.1 Sports Illustrated year in review program on my first computer. So incredibly based for posting this rn. Also>Phillies loseFeelsgoodman
>>140349461>30 years later a ALDS win is still the greatest moment in franchise history Being a mariners fan is pain
>>140350181>he likes bananaball
>>140349821Incredibly based Mestbro, I wasn’t alive at the time but I’ve watched that series in full and revisit game 6 on YouTube often. The 30for30 on the ‘86 Mets is also excellent.
>>140349400Keeping score is based AF and I won’t put up with the anti-scorekeeper heresy ITT
>>140350125Someone has to know exactly how bad it is
>>140350233I almost posted Cals homerun shot
>>140350246I've never watched a minute of it. Just seems fucking swatting the ball from a glove being legal is very on brand seeming
Yay padres win! Now let's steal this series from this ice hell hole called Coors field and GTFO outta here! Good pitching from Waldron, very impressed. Offense needs hit better, you're at coors field for God sakes.
>>140350267Sims’ call on Cal’s homer wasn’t great but it still gives me goosebumps. Same with the previous year when Mitch won game 160/161 and they stayed alive
Clase fitting in with the vets on the M's
Rangers win!GG M's
>>140350329Good win, you were better tonight. See you tomorrow rangersbro
GG rags. Great piece of hitting you guys did today.
>>140350329gg bro. tomorrow m's will be winning btw
>>140350267>>140350289The first call in this video is his best. Cool to see the play by play guy actually cares about the team https://youtu.be/T1UMXgQyZe8
>>140350336you guys probably have a 90% chance of winning tomorrow so I'm glad it wasn't a sweep. It's been a competitive series so far, fun games
>>140350392Truly unbelievable voice for baseball, you can feel this mans passion for the sport and the club.
we're back poopoopeepeepoodrebros
>>140350392sovl
>>140350431Why are they like this?
Remember the 14 words brother
>>140350392The best voice in the biz, I will never get tired of it
How do we fix my A’s?
>>140349569CUBS ARE GONNA GET GAPED TODAY!
You now remember Ruben Sierra and Mizuno baseball cleats.
>>140350581>You now remember Ruben Sierrano>>140350581>and Mizuno baseball cleats.yes
>>140350547>go to a party where everyone is a cock hungry fag when you do not have a cockDon't know what he was expecting desu
>>140350392Sims is pretty based.
>>140350547So this is what it’s like to be a braves fan
>>140350547I read this entire picture We need a world war unironically
>>140350758i look like this
Do people actually believe this offense has talent? If so, you're retarded. It's taking a bit longer than usual this year, but the Royals will have a 10+ game losing streak being built like this.
>>140350843Forgot pic.
>>140350664>he
>>140350285>This Doyerpaco claims to be all San Diego, but has never attended Comic Con
>>140349400Ive seen a few people do this at my local AAA team's games and kind of want to try so I can break the habit of reaching for my phone when nothing is happening offensively
>2-0 lossGo ahead and laugh! My El Paso Chihuahuas are fraudulent but I am a fan til death!
>>140350893it's way more engaging than it should be
For me, it's the Reds. The best MLB franchise. I even ask for extra scorecards and the staff is so friendly and more than willing to oblige.One time I asked for a scorecard and they gave me three. I said, "Wow, three for free!" and the nice friendly Great American Ball Park worker laughed and said, "I'm going to call you 3-for-free!".Now the staff greets me with "hey it's 3-for-free!" and ALWAYS give me three scorecards. It's such a fun and cool atmosphere at my local ball park, I go there at least 3 times a week for home series and a large 4-way with beans instead of onion, 1-2 times for away series on the weekend, and maybe once for a business special when I'm in a rush but want a great game that is affordable, fast, and can match my daily base stealing needs.I even put an entire blowout loss in the scorecard, it's delightful! What a great ball park.
>>140350960this nigga eatin beans
>>140350664>do not have a cock>heBased and subtle
>>140350421>>140350509Mariners fans didn’t like him for several years. He was always great
>>140350547i take solace in the fact that i am not reading what i know is going to be something so sexually depraved it will eat away part of my soul.
>>140350893It’s fun. Forces you to follow the game
>>140351047mindbroken by manfred
>>140350894A few days ago, I told you that I was going to travel to El Paso this December and fuck your ass.You did not respond. Allow me to reiterate: I am going to find you, El Paso Chihuahuas Anon. And when I do, I am going to lay you on your back and fuck your ass. Watch your eyes widen in shock as my mammoth cock enters your ass. Listen to your pleas for mercy turn to yelps of pleasure as I absolutely annihilate your prostate.You'll hear me scream as I inject your guts with my juice, and you'll probably pass out from pleasured delirium. A hot load of my cum enters you with massive force. Millions of my polliwogs swim around in your insides searching for an egg to fertilize - a fool's errand. All that is is the tight sphincter of my unwilling prize.I lean back to admire your gape. heh... time for round two
In person, Elly is the best baseball player I've ever seen. What tv doesn't show is how fucking tall he is. He looks like a basketball player. Reds should be paying him like right fucking now, cuz the more he plays the better and more expensive he gets. Nobody has ever had the bars maxed out in so many categories like he has.
>>140351135why hasnt he been put on roids yet
Hate to be that guy, but the Phils and Reds season series is over (tomorrow is a formality). Reds won the season series and the tiebreak should it come to that. I expect both teams to contend for playoff spots so it's important.
>>140351156I feel like if he got roided and bogged he'd lose the athleticism that makes him a generational talent. He can already hit the ball 500 feet as a lanky speedster. That he can throw the ball 100mph on top of all this is what's truly mind boggling. It's like he was bred to be whatever he wanted to be in baseball.
>>140351184cubs won that series
The best thing about Elly is how he stole literally every preferable trait from his bro in the womb. Imagine being the manlet twin bro of maybe the most elite athlete on the planet. I'd be mad as fuck.
>>140351123Not him but what about a braves fan in Atlanta?
>>140351281literally me, my brother has never exercised in his life and has calves as wide as footballs while i have chicken legs
>>140351281Does this mean his mom was a whore who had a primordial soup of several sperms in her pussy? Sorry I dunno how twins work, or sex for that matter.
>>140351390Fraternal is two eggs, identical is one. Beyond that, I don't understand it either friend.
>>140351407i like my eggs over easy, preferably with a full english.
>>140351436Brits do breakfast right with the exception of the blood sausage. I'm sorry that shit is gross. I know it's traditional, but blood adds a mineraly taste, and with modern food infrastructure it's not necessary to use *that* part of the animal. I get the beans, tho not my style, but they keep those proteins moving and give you good poops so good for them. Every corner of the world makes godly pork sausage whether it be Mexican/Spanish chorizo, Italian fennel sausage, German brats, Thai Sai ui, etc. Yet the brits are still adding blood to make the worst tasting sausage on the planet. And don't get me started on their neighbors to the north making haggis in the stomachs of sheep. Get with the times faggots.
>>140351528>sausagefor me its the sausage mcmuffin with egg
>>140351436Also, Sunny Side Up >>> Over Easy. Sunny side up requires finesse to set the whites and crisp the undercarriage while warming, but not cooking the yolk. Over easy requires any retard with a non-stick and spatula. Properly cooking eggs is a skill.
>>140351528the sausages are just regular pork sausages, the round black thing that kinda looks like a hockey puck is the blood 'sausage' (more commonly known as a black/blood pudding)
>>140351577When cooked, blood turns black. This is why blood sausage looks like hockey pucks. Are you saying they're dying the blood sausage and not actually adding blood? If so that takes it from gross to just gay. Why not just cook a normal breakfast sausage then? Add some fennel and crushed red pepper and everyone would love.
>>140348662My pirates ):
time for quickpitch and a nightcap.are yall seein those stump the schwab reruns on your youtube page?
>>140351601yes, correct, and it's actual blood. i was of the (mis?)understanding that you were confusing the two normal sausages on the plate with the one blood sausage slice
How the hell did the Reds land Elly anyway? Was he a late bloomer or something? He's only like 22 I think?
>>140351660I love regular pork sausage. It's done in so many different ways around the world, but I'm partial to Spain's chorizo with red wine and some spice. That said, ground pork is so fucking good on its own that anything you do should enhance, and everyone does this except for Britbongs. They add blood. I mean really. It's reprehensible.
>>140351688in one version of it (which is mostly a regional northern british thing anyway), but the vast majority of brits prefer normal pork sausages without the blood, which they find kind of gross
Trout is so sick dude. Angels better get their shit together or free him. He says he wants to stay here, but that's because he's too loyal. He means too much to us fans, but we just wanna see him be a dog for once. I wanna see Philly trout swinging out of his fucking shoes at strike 3, not the Trout we got yesterday who got caught looking, because he's the only mf on the team who can hit. The pressure here is too much for a mortal man. Angels get this man a ring or be cursed for 200 years
ban batting helmets
>>140351135Agreed, I feel the same way about him as I do watching peak Tiger at the Masters on Sunday. I can’t think of another baseball player that just has *it* like Elly does. He’s scary good
>>140351758He's 32 years old and signed for the foreseeable future. He will eventually begin to decline, as everyone in their 30s does, so if the Angels can't win around him the proper play is to obv trade. Players like Trout are tricky as fan reaction matters, he brings ppl to the stadium on his own. But still, the proper play is to trade him and let someone else eat his salary when he's on the backhalf of 30. If they were gonna win with him it would have already happened.
>>140351732I’ve never had blood sosig, does it taste metallic?
>>140351758I read that espn articleHe is absolutely never leaving
>>140351805and bring back spitballs desu
I find it funny when shows like MLB network or whatever baseball show they have on ESPN say things like “the Guardians are the best team in baseball and no one talks about it, how come Josh Naylor doesn’t get any love”It’s like bro….
>>140351758Probably the only athlete I would take a bullet for desu
>>140351843i've never had one, but according to my (british) family they're an acquired taste - kind of savoury but also slightly metallic-y because of the blood. they don't like them, to be honest
>>140351668>Was he a late bloomer or something?basically, he signed at 16 when he was all skin and bones
>>140351912Interesting I would like to try one. I like metallic tasting food every now and then, I love oysters
>>140351926i'd imagine you could find them in a specialty store somewhere in the us. they would be interesting to try, for curiosity's sake, it's possible you could up end up enjoying them
>>140351899Well why doesn't he get any love?
>>140351957I think I know exactly where I can get some, and I need to pick up some guanciale this weekend too. I’ll report back on the taste
>>140351985Because all of the sports networks are based on the east coast so they only talk about muh east teams + the dodgers
>>140351988i'll be interested to hear your thoughts on them, enjoy (maybe)!
>>140352004Makes sense. He seems like a cool guy from what little I've seen of him.
>>140352055Josh Naylor? I think he is legitimately one of the best hitters in baseball. He's gotten better every year he's been in the league and I think he's taken another step up this year. I'm not a Guardians fan but I love watching his ABs, I love guys that seem like they can get a hit every AB and hardly strike out
kek the cubbies signed someone from Bauer's mexican team
>>140352264trevor confirmed for my cardinals then
>>140351281Literally me
>>140352288He is blacklisted.
>>140352330source?
>>140351826Sad but true.
>>140352355Trevor, baseball GMs, and his fine ass agent.
>>140351826>angels will perform a reverse pujols and send mike trout to my cardinals
>>140352288would be a good signing, sign him to a 1 year deal and they might be able to flip him for a good prospect
i admire trout's loyalty
>>140352355MLB hates him for constantly trolling them over the years. The trial (even though proven innocent) is perfect for them to keep him out.
trevor bauer didnt rape those women but he wants to rape them again
>>140350861seethe lmao
My Pissdres looking solid
>>140351758Trout on the Phils would be absolutely legendary. The Angels ruin everything. Thank the good lord Shohei got out of there
>>140351758Trout is cool and him amd JRam are the two guys I'd most like to see win a WS who aren't on my team
This goes hard af https://www.ebbets.com/collections/japanese-baseball/products/asahi-vancouver-1940-vintage-ballcap
>>140352582Breddy gud
>>140351046Trans man goes to an all men gay orgy and is the only one nobody wants to have sex with.Summer it up for you brah.
>>140352582
>>140350882That shits expensive as hell, they always sell out the moment they go on sale. I can visit downtown whenever I want via trolley.
>>140351528
>>140352743*Summed
>>140352815the full english alone was enough calories for an entire day. nasty
>>140352815Boys gotta eat
>>140352815That fat british fuck definitely doesn't watch any baseball.
>>140352815Go Yankees!!!
>>140352815I honestly can't remember the last time I had a soda.
>>140353063same. i used to make fun of people who drank sparkling water but now its all i drink. lacroix has a fake cola flavor thats really good
>>140353063The only things I drink now are tap water and Budweiser
>>140353148Yah those mfs are good. I've mostly swapped out beer for them too and I don't feel like a bastard when I wanna have 4 or 5 on a weeknight
>>140353169Nah Coors Banquet here senpai
>>140353177As long as you're drinking American beer you're good in my book
I drink cum and semen.
>>140353177For me it's the humble Coors Light
>>140353223Ah the good water
if you didnt grow up drinking pull tabs youre not old enough to post here
>>140353177it better be out of the stubby bottles
APOLOGIZE
>>140353246Fuck off AJ
>>140353246>>140353252also if you dont find this fascinating you are not a grown manhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hUhisi2FBuw
>>140353251thugtani's roids are working as intended
>>140353237I used to be an annoying little shit who only drank craft beers. Thankfully a good friend showed me the light when we'd spend all summer outdoors and light beer was the least dehydrating way to drink
>>140353275I do this but with seltzers now
>>140353262I fucking love this video, takes me back to my materials course. I should go back to school
for me its jack and coke but with jim beam and dr pepper
>>140353287Seltzers are good too, also used to be a dumbass and turn my nose up at them before I gave it a chance
>>140353309Hard to tell the difference between a light beer and a seltzer 12 deep
>>140353327True
>>140353177Fatass. Those have like 160 calories a beer. Post arm.
>>140353301Coke is slightly better than Dr. Pepper but every other soda is dogshit.
>one my computer for once>can dump these temps I've had
>>140353530
>>140353540
>>140353550
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I could suck a mean cock right about now
>>140353662I'm a Braves fan btw
Honestly I'm so sad
lol
>>140353751cheer up. opening day 2025 is right around the corner
NEVER MADE IT AS A WISE MANCOULDN'T CUT AS A POOR MAN STEALINGTIRED OF LIVING LIKE A BLIND MANI'M SICK OF SIGHT WITHOUT A SENSE OF FEELING AND THIS IS HOW YOU REMIND ME...Baseball related btw
>>140353785>and what the hell is on joey's head
>>140353251This just makes it sound like the rest of the team sucks
>>140353785based
>>140353773he's honestly too good. making his case for mvp already and he's only playing half of his game
I'd like to thank the Hiroshima Carp for putting up a win without surrendering a run for the first time in two weeks.
I have a tiny white penis
>>140354396sup padres fan
cocksucking ISP shat on me for about 10 hoursanyway, gg Nats
Fuck this asshole
>>140350581>Ruben SierraRobbed of the MVP in '89
>>140351123
Fuck this asshole's asshole
>>140353530>>140353540>>140353540>>140353550>>140353560thx boss
This asshole needs a fuckin'
>>140353773What the hell do these numbers mean? I feel like I need a math PHD to be a baseball fan.
another bases loaded disaster for the carp...
Elly is on pace for 47hr and 101sb
>>140354755The crap!!
>>140354127Shouldn't have fuckin said anything...
the hiroshitma crap hehehe the crap.. the CRAP!!!
>>140354801
>>140354812this is definitely a "my face when" moment
Hatch, what the fuck.
>>140354784should've been 2 outs at least if not for the bad throw by hatch to 1st
beisbol
>>140355064Give him the ass bug stat
Bug him up
what the fuck is this game
>another Thursday with no baseballManfred will pay for his transgressions
based redneck LSU fan hit in the head by homerun. https://twitter.com/ClutchPoints/status/1783289905080152312Love this guy.
>>140355297based
/mlb/ug
I'm watching Japanese baseballAnyone remember this guy from LLWS? Unfortunately he's a bust
>>140355357looks like he's larping Ohtani's stance
How many wins for the White Sox in the month of May?
were do i see my swallows?
>>1403553705. 3 Ws out of the Stl/Wash series. 1 from the Guardians and 1 random.
>>140355378https://live.qq.com/10074407
>>140351281I went to high school with fraternal twins that were just like this where one was big and athletic and the other was tiny. The weird part was is they switched roles once they hit adulthood. The little one grew huge and the one who grew in high school never grew any more after that.
>>140355370One against stl, one against nyy, two against tor
>>140348662I figured we were due for a completely flat offensive performance. Still 17-7 and ready to go right back out and win the series tonight bros.
>put game>swallows instantly start swallowing
>>140354762>slower home run pace than before yesterday's game
>>140355411thanks
>>140348662>Deeper dive into #Guardians RHP Gavin Williams sore elbow from source. >William's hadn't felt any pain in his rehab up until his start this past Saturday out in Arizona. The UCL looked good on his MRI no tears. The team is not sure what is causing the inflammation in his elbow, thought is it could be from a slight change in his delivery. Plan and hope for now is injection for inflammation and hopefully resume throwing where he left off and not to start completely over in his build up.
>crap
>>140355598Metal Horror.
Espada was a padre last season
>>140355730I like the tigers logo the best personally
That is one fat birbIs he related to fat blow gay?
>>140355743what about a buffalo?
>>140355821I never did buy her figma
lmao fagstros are the 4th shittiest team LMAO
>>140355842They do have a good logo
It's NFL Draft Day. Which means it's time for the Royals to step aside for the Chiefs again. The Royals season is over. Their pitching staff has been exposed, and their offense is terrible. Only a matter of time before it hits the fan for them.Doesn't matter. Kansas City belongs to the Chiefs now and forever.
>>140355821What do the runes say?
>>140348662I hope you haven't injured Seager.
>>140355870something about her being a dick tease
Shimauchi bout to blow this one
>Drew Thorpe: 6 IP, 6 H, 1 R, 1 ER, 1 BB, 3K>Samuel Zavala, 2-for-5 with a triple and a double.Nice to see the latest Sox/Padres trade working out good for both sides.
my Swallows has that inu in them
>right down the middle>no call
>not letting the war criminal murakami batone job
>>140353740*like* feel better, King
>>140355842Pantsu
>>140355870It's rough to translate, but it's close to "The pleasure of coming inside"
>muraKami
>CRAPS
based
Kuribayashi's 1st earned run, and it's a walk-off HR...oh well gg swallows what a weird game
Santanaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
mariners and cubs are tied for the most reddit team
Going to the LAWL game today!!!!
>>140356530Cubs will lose, yw
>>140356554Oh come on!
>>140356530>
>>140356646>-em!
>>140356530
>>140356809you can tell this is fake. watch the sprinkler guy.
>>140356809
My Yankees played well last night :)
>>140356843
>>140356809>>140356829Haters will say it's fake, believers will like and share
>>140356946mr. steal yo gape
>>140356946This chad comin for ya twink azz
>>140356956
>>140356809He could have destroyed the stadium.
>>140356963
>>140356946>>140356973>>140356984Dane bro bringing diversity to the /mlb/!
>>140356984>File NameBut he lost the match…
>>140356809Quickly! Hide your kids!
>>140356946>>140356973>>140356984imagine being the black dsp and wearing baseball caps as fashion accessories rather than repping for your team. and getting your ass beat by a dude who doesn't even play sfiv lmao. just all around embarrassing for him
>>140356809honestly i'm terrified
>>140357012A lot of black people like wearing baseball hats despite not watching the sport, which is fine, but they act like you’re some kinda retard for trying to talk to them about the team which they are wearing merchandise of which annoys me.
>>140357039I literally had this happen to me at a bar once.
>>140356809This is incane
>>140357039>>140357048>talking to black peopleThat was your first mistake
>>140356984me on the right
>E!SPN talking about how bad the White Sux are>Say that at least they are on the fast track for the #1 pick this year>Don't even know that the highest pick they can get is #10.>The White Sux may have the worst record in MLB history and won't even get the #1 pick to show for it. How can one team be soo cucked?
We need bravesbrah
A lot of cute asian girls like wearing baseball hats despite not watching the sport, which is fine, but they act like you’re some kinda sponsor daddy for trying to talk to them about the team which they are wearing merchandise of which pleases me.
>>140357350Based.
how about them smug ducks
>>140357375jaxyn got another hit! brought the average up to .059
i am gonna go get mcdonalds breakfast. you guys want anything?
>>140357454Bacon egg and cheese biscuit with a hash brown please.
>>140357454The Big Breakfast with Hot Cakes and a sausage biscuit with egg
>JDM is actually playing on Friday>City connects make their debutThis feels fake
>>140357454I need a McAssFuck...ngh~
>>140357667That’s not an item available on the McDonald's breakfast menu.
>>140357692>he doesnt know about the secret menu in atlanta
>>140355842sex with buffalo belle
>>140357622>No GKR til Sunday thoughWhy live?
>>140357454Cup of coffee and a good dicking
>>140357789Braves fan btw if that matters.
Woke up with a sore asshole and a funny taste in my mouth. Why does this always happen after my dodgers win?
>>140357958shohei's goon squad stopped by while you were sleeping
>>140357994>Hi everybody, and a very pleasant good evening to you, wherever you may be. It’s tiiiiiime to gape my asshole!
>>140357749Howie Rose still exists with the eternal Bigelow tea
my mouth tastes like cock and my ass is bleeding
>The pain that ippei has caused me>I will take out on this brown paco hole in his sleepA very sick and twisted individual...
This is getting cracy
White Sox were up 5-2 to the Twins top 8 on Tuesday and lost 6-5. I'm thinking they're finishing worse than 03 Tigers for sure.
why are there no black catchers?
>>140358233There are barely any black players and catcher is a huge filter for the baseball population anyway
>Kraken just left ROOT Sports for king 5/AmazonMariners bros, prepare for Stanton to cut the payroll even more.
>>140358233Isn't Salvy black?
>>140358613venezuelanx
>>140358402So the amazon kraken then? I work for amazon.
the gaurdians terrify me
I no black I dominican papi
>>140358272>catcher is a huge filter for the baseball population anywayCan you explain? Genuinely curious as to why this is the case
one of my gay boyfriends is taking me to the phillies game
>>140358646There are black latinos
>>140358710It's one of the most taxing and difficult positions.
>>140358710It’s the most important position fielding position. They call the pitches and manage the game on the field. They also have to help hold runners and throw out base stealers. If they can also hit for power then they are a huge asset to a team.
>in 1992 Francisco Martinez went to a Dodger game and got so inebriated he started pissing into the left field while yelling racial profanities against Kal Daniels>as Dodger personel escorted him out of the stadium he said "those doyers putas will never win">So started the Curse of Paco>The Dodgers would not win a 162 game WS for another 123 years
Houston is still winning the AL west
Will the Trashtros get 20 losses before Pebbles?
I missed Denmark's non-sequitur posting style last year, I'm glad it's back
Graterol ded
>>140359024The lich king Ohtani has claimed another
>Snell hurt>Hader sucks againWhy my dear boy, you just got Niebla'd. . .
my twins are trying to grind their way back
>20 losses before the end of AprilImagine being one of these absolute shitter clubs Jesus Christ
>>140359230Rockies Marlins and White Sox fans are living in 2025 and you're just jealous.
This female A's announcer seems fine. Why do you guys hate her?
>>140359588ywnbaw
>Yankees really only have Soto batting>way better record than the Dodgers who have Ohtani, Mookie, and Freeman and are almost .500Dodgers suck so much it's unreal lmfao I love to see it.
Alright fellers, I've officially grown tired of the homerun celebrations. I was going to allow it but these last few weeks have tipped me over the edge. It's time to stop.
M's bros.. JP is gone for a month. This lineup just got even more ass
>>140359910I've only heard 10 IL bro
>>140359898based. bring back boomerball. no one allowed to smile at any point in time
>>140359898The batter should have to apologize to every infielder + the catcher during his home run trot
Joey Bart is 7 for 20 with 3 HR since joining the Pirates
Getaway day in Cincy. Both teams up there hacking. We may get this baby in in under 2hrs.
>>140354736ohtani hit ball hardcreates good contact
>>140360045gaycinnasty kek
>>140359898Anything that isn't as simple as putting a hat on is over the top and corny. Like the Mariners and their gay trident. The Reds' would be fine if they left out the cape.
>>140360099What's your teams celly then, anon?
>>140360139They put on a hat.
https://x.com/PitchingNinja/status/1783303024678510961most based umpie
>turn on phillies game>immediate RBI triple by Stott>sac fly by Schwarber>double by Turner>2 run HR by Harper (first game back from paternity leave)based.
>>140360139my team has no celly because they dont hit homers
>>140360179why are they out to get us?
>>140360223haha, based
>>140360179Playing through injury.. yup, MY umpies!
Imagine Road to the Show, but you play as an ump
EDLC is gonna come back to earth, but the 13% walk rate is very encouraging. I wonder if the Reds move him to the OF a la Tatis
>white sux
clarkie bears tight ass
Merrill batting 6th today hell yup
>>140360552>Good job, kid. Keep blowing calls like that and you'll reach The Show in no time. +1000XP
redsbros this pitcher you got here has quite a dumperhe needs a permit for that thing
There's nothing like some late morning baseball
>>140360852has recker commented?
>Twinks losing for the white SuxKEK.
>Verlander’s fastball is at 91.5It’s so fucking over
keeeeek>cusbNOBLETIGER
>>140360889don't count my twinkies out
>>140360943He's always varied his velocity, throwing slower at the start of games.
Bravo Manfred!
someone make a cubbies thread I can’t make threads im in my wagecage
MLB is bringing back Players Weekend on August 16-18. There won’t be any nicknames on the back though. Each day has a theme and players can wear custom uniforms and use custom bats for these days.Day 1 is dedicated to fun which represents the player’s on field personality.Day 2 is dedicated to any charity causes that the player wants to care for most.Day 3 is dedicated to inspiration which entails the family members that helped lead the player to who they are today.
>>140360980>No Outs Bases Loaded Entire Team Is Gaped, Endlessly RapedHow can you not be romantic about baseball
>>140360889You underestimate this white sux team's ability to lose. They're very special
>>140361073Spoke too soon. Sorry.
Mariners will be winning this game btw
>>140361191doubt
>>140361191Urias, Jrod, Garver, and D mo are all easy strike outs. I want us to win but....
>>140361191No
>>140361046>family members who inspired themSo who are the black players gonna dedicate the game to?
>>140361238>>140361268Shut up Pedro. >>140361254All we can do is believe anon.
>>140361307Coaches and moms.
Castillo already at 41 pitches. It's over.
resd gaped
>>140360879
>>140361307Not every black dad runs away like you want them to.
Gary "Fat Fuck" Sanchez homered a 102mph up and away from Chapmeme. What the fuck...
>>140361580>gary sanchezthat name will never not be funny to me
White Sox about to be 3-22.
>>140361616Still remember watching this live and how funny it was. Sucks the moment was tainted by a cheating little gremlin.
5+4+3=2
Think Marquis Grissom would be above Jose Vidro if this Top 50 were Expos only instead of having both Expos and Nationals players?https://www.notinhalloffame.com/baseball/top-50-baseball-players-by-franchise/top-50-washington-nationals
>station to station
>>140358233It’s a cerebral position tbqh. Sounds fucked up but it’s true. Charles Johnson is the only one I remember
>>140361969great bowie album
>>140357415Major Kelenic vibes watching him. Hope that’s not the case
Garver fucking sucks
>>140362222quads of truth
can Verlander please come out of the #*%^#£ game!!!
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>>140362222>not bunting white over to 3rd with garver at the plate I hate modern baseball. Bunt with the .138 hitter you idiot servais
do you have any pregame rituals?
>>140362246>>140362249Good... GOOD.
