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doyers
is this the real thread?
>this one has news
>splitting the threadsretards just fucking pick one
where will the Giants finish this year?
>>140362306Yeah. Also brewers
>white sux lose again wew lad
Dodgers!
Lux is a meathead
I appreciate threads with news.
Just realized that SABR is located in my hometown.Neat.
GG Pirates
this spectrum mulatta is a stone cold fox
>>1403623312nd behind the Doyers in the NL West. 3rd Wild Card.
I'm not using a gay ass Mariners thread
SD: Padres are already looking to shop around OF Fernando Tatis Jr. and SS Ha Seong Kim before the trade deadline.
The Royals season is over now that the NFL Draft is here. We know they can't win. Time for the Chiefs.
Uguu.
angels aint it
Why are the rockies like this
>>140370034No /ftl/posting in /mlb/, buster.
Cubgers won today, btw
That was pretty cool
>>140368923Yeah, I think he's going to opt in. His okay-ish bat seems to have not bounced back to Oakland levels. But, it's still early.
gg Yankee
That Mason Miller had great stuff, nasty as hell.
The Oakland announcers are really fucking bad
A fucking split with the A's? The A's don't need to be sold to a new owner, the fucking Yankees need to be sold to a new owner.
Mariners won today btw, for those of you who missed it
>>140362243It’s on: >>140370915live from the spring training stadium of the busb
>>140370956The TWO games the SP went and spared the bullṕen, the offense shat on the bed. Embarrassing.
>>140370926not on the radio
>>140370999bananas raped my entire bloodline.. and i WILL see to it that they never play another "GAME" again..
>>140371093And that’s a good thing…
>>140370999relegate the yankees, promote the bananas
>>140370956Don't worry stankeess, we splitted with the rockies and choked a 5 run lead if it makes you feel any better.
>>140371205But you are the Poodres. That was expected.
>>140371202Based
someone make a damn post
damn
>>140370411yay!
The following teams have yet to win 10 games, or 8 for that matter.>Astros>Rockies>Marlins>White Sox
going to a yankees game with a qt3.14 i've been seeing first week of may. excited
>>140371281>https://youtu.be/9utsBemcJ4M?si=x5JChrTtfVnT1uLEDon't try my patience.
>3-22
>>140372089>sell the teamdumbest cop out
>>140372119You got any other way to cope as a longtime fan of this trainwreck?Shits really bad man
>>140371903I'm gonna M'sdogs post.
>>140372148unless the owner is Jerry Jones, very few deal with teams' day to day operations
>my baseball team is bad therefore my entire life is ruined
>>140372161
>>140372186You don't know Jerry Reinsdorf.
>>140372256this is called hearsay
>>140372282The team is 3-22
>>140372161Not convinced this isn't a human in a dog costume.
>>140372314astros are 7-19, should their owner also sell?
>>140372342yeah probably a good idea
>>140372342Why are you being so disingenuous? Is this Jerry posting himself?
>>140372402
>>140372437They literally just won the world series.
>there are unironically Jerry Reinsdorf defenders
>>140372530White Sox have won a world series more recently than the Yankees or Mets, should they also sell?
>>140372568nope, couldn't care less who the owner is, but claiming they need to sell the team to cope is just as bad as oakland faggots saying they need to move to be good
>>140372598>Yankees
>>140372598>White Sox have won a world series more recently than the YankeesCare to say that again?
>>140372598>White Sox have won a world series more recently than the Yankees or Metsand dodgers
>>140372568its less about defending him and more about recognizing that owners that spend dont really increase their chances at winning a ring that much, so you can see why some dont. baseball is just rng, and you can only sway the odds in your favor so much before diminishing returns kick in and youre paying aaron judge $40m per year to bat .150 with 15 home runs
>>140372637>>140372633yeah, fine, 2005 vs 2009, yankees haven't even appeared in a world series sincepoint still remains for mets (and as >>140372646 pointed out, dodgers), we can put a whole list if you'd like, give me a min
>>140372646>2005 is more recent than 2020What level of mental gymnastics is this?
>>140372598yankers should sell
>>140372119>>140372186>>140372256>>140372598Stan Kroenke does not have a baseball team and needs a WS ring along with his arsenals. I see why not with him being the evil empire owner of all time.
>>140372718>2020
>>140372712>baseball is just rngThe team is 3-223-22Worst record since the reds in 2022 and if they lose one more it'll be the worst record since before the 1900s.3-22
>>140372738that's what I don't get, who do they think will take over the team?
>>140372718.375 of a ring
>>140372776Someone who cares about winning: Mr. A. J. Pierzynski!!!!
Eh!? Y-you're a Royals fan too? Maybe we could... go to a game sometime..
>>140372771>not even 1/4 into the seasonREDS SHOULD SELL THE TEAM!!!!!
theres no point giving the guy (You)s. he knows a fanless exhibition tournament is not the world series
>>140372860Reds fans were saying that.The owner responded by telling them they have nowhere else to goNow they have EDLCWhat the fuck is baseball even?
>>140372892>EDLCisnt it a lot easier to just type elly?
smelly
oh, btw, here's your list of 17 teams who haven't won a ring since the soxMiami - 2003Angels - 2002Diamondbacks - 2001Jays - 1993Twins - 1991Reds - 1990A's - 1989Mets - 1986Tigers - 1984Orioles - 1983Pirates - 1979>indiansnever>sewers>poodres>meminers>pebbles>tampon gays
>>140372849I wanted to go to KC to go see the pads vs royals this year but can't due to my girlfriend being unsure with her getting a new job this year.
You all laugh and think that 2020 is a "Mickey mouse ring" or that it doesn't matter but actually it matters a lot because it's what motivated the Dodgers to spend huge on Ohtani and Yamamoto to win the 2024 world series and make everyone shut up about fake world series when they hoist their real one in everyone's face.You know how I know?Because the Astros did just that. The hatred and angst against them for their tainted ring in 2017 motivated them to get a real one later and they waved that one is everyone's face. This is definitive proof so keep laughing at the "Mickey mouse ring". See where that laughing gets you come October.
>>140373006turn your VPN back on, denny
>tfw the wigwam warriors win da worlds eries
>>140373006even if you do win one it still wont be legit because of how soulless it is to buy a super team. plus it wont change the fact that ohtani raped those women
>>140372976T-that's ok.. I didn't want to go with you or anything..
>wonder how Trent Girsham is doing>0 batting averageHoly hell Yankees, what does he even do in that lineup?
>>140373006>implying the cheatstros 2022 ring is legit either
>>140373174I like royals colors schemes, I think this will be my second team if poodres aren't playing or missed playoffs. Sorry about that anon :(
>>140373214Its ok.. I hope they do well this year too!
>>140373177
>>140373006>get a real one laterThey were still cheating but Manfred is their butt buddy so they got away with it
>>140373338
>>140373373>>140373338why? they have to have someone better at AAA
>>140373338what happened with him? Is he just actually 50 years old?
>>140373417in latinx years, yes
>>140373373>>140373338he's not even that good of a defender, why do they keep playing him?
>>140373411I think they just don't want what happened to the twinks to happen to him. Crow-Armstrong just got his first hit after 10 games in the pros, and Holliday only has 1 hit in 40 at bats
>>140373503just stick fucking Yordan there, it's first base, he won't have to move his fat ass around much.
Why does Aaron Judge keep getting MVP votes when he isn't even the best of his generation?
>>140373683based Trout
>>140373683writer sees pinstripeswriter votes for mvpsimple as
>>140373683same reason they gave jeter free gold gloves despite being a shit defender, or why joe dimaggio was given mvp over ted williams despite being objectively worse in every way
>>140371428kekwonder if they'll boo him.
>>140373683he has a lot of HR compared to plate appearances, so he gets MVP votes for rate stats and if he actually completes a season, which has happened like twice
>>140373683Did you even look at the PA column?
Typical dodgers girls... sigh...
>>140373683had no idea Stanton has over 400 HRs
>>140372161Based dog poster
Do the other players make fun of the catcher for being gay? Because of the pitching and catching euphamism for gay sex? If I was a catcher I'd be worried about the other guys calling me gay
>>140374593Recker is a top 10 catcher, if you know what I mean
>>140374593catchers typically are homosexual, and they play the role of the female during clubhouse orgies because of their large posteriors.
Doyers what the hell did you do to chris taylor
go m's :)
For me, it’s the Seattle Mariners
TOMORROW
>>140375831its uphttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tWNe6cMsdsI
>>140373136The Indians logo was almost as smug as the Os. I miss them bros.
>>140375953hes bringing them back
>>140375831Cubbies play tomorrow, it’s Shota day!
Just a reminder that the A's beat the Stankees today
Tigers vs Swallows
>>140376470if you aren't an A's fan, you aren't a 4channer
>>140376470thank you for your service
>>140376662>acting like the white sox, royals, or guardians are filling their seatseven fucking Houston has been empty as fuck, they claim 30k attendance but behind home plate has been empty
>>140376470Hopefully my Os will beat the As tomorrow.
>>140376833Fill 'em
>>140376733>>140376833>dubs>exactly 100 posts apartBros... we may be looking at greatness here
Rockies yay
>>140375793Many people are saying this!!
>>140376871I’m so happy.
>>140376833They're big guys. (Yes I love ai goyslop)
>>1403769184 u
>>140376833
digusting. why would genetically alpha white males have an asian plastic fetish?
>>140374593
>>140376918>>140376945I started postin on 4chan in like 2012 whenever bane posting was taking off and I thought it was the funniest thing ever, I would come home from class and look at /tv/ and piss my pants laughing. Feels weird that it’s been over 10 years
>>140373847Jeter was always an above average defender
>>140376995Would Tony be a Yankee fan? Or a Philly fan? Iirc he didn't like Jews other than his friend so he probably wouldn't be a Mets fan.
>>140377514
>>140373174That Isbel catch was fucking kino
Really makes you think.
>>140377925STAAsH
>>140377947
praying for a better thread tomorrow. goodnight
the Phillies!
>>140375989Just imagine if Trump or someone like him threatened to refuse to fund a city because of a sports name change.
>>140378454imagine if Trump threatened to execute Rob Manfred unless he eliminates the ghost runner in extra innings
>>140378146Imagine being this assblasted about Blooper
>>140378637looks like blooper's the one getting blasted, and Ohtani's got front row tickets
That was fun series, Philliebros, >you've got a solid team there
>>140378856The Reds from Down Unda'!yeah I'm glad I'll never have to watch steer and de la cruz for the rest of the season, and it's crazy how encarnacion-strand has the phillie's number with the season he's having
>>140378944Steer is probably my favourite Reds player right now, just a steady reliable gun. The Phillies' starting rotation is legit good though too; Wheeler is a beast. It'll be interesting what will happen come the end of the season; it seems Cincinnati and Philadelphia are quite evenly matched. If the Reds >resd again this year I think the Phillies have a good shot at the Wild Card (if they don't win their division).
>>140379115BEERS STEERS AND QUEERS
>>140379267Based
I'm gayGo Braves
beisbol
Why did the Mets get rid of Wheeler?
>>140372043tfw no 2hu gf ;_;
>>140372976Lesbian lovers :3 So ~pure~
Please fuck my ass.. please..
>>140380981Chicago Bears will come and help you, brah
Is too soon to say Jordan Walker is a bust?
>>140373338Nice nice, however.
>>140380981I bet you're fat and unattractive so I'd so no. If you were hot, I would.
>>140377925Padres has a better winning record than this.
>>140381665Come the fuck on, take one for the team and fuck bravesbrah's ass!
We need ERG
Good morning /mlb/. My Yankees need to get it together this shit is ridiculous. Getting nearly shut out by Alex Wood. Fire Boone immediately. Have a good day.
>>140382126>My YankeesHow brown are you?
>>140382139I’m actually very pale.
>>140381614How is his war not as bad by almost twice?
Holy shit that was a sloppy gameProbably one of the sloppiest I've ever seenStill just only one loss no matter how ugly though
>roflo gives a headsup that lauren shehadi got a pedicure at the start of mlb centralgood looking out king
>>140362243ALL SMILES
>>140374593No, because catcher is the toughest guy on the team and has been since little league.
>>140380981
>>140382195Positional adjustment probably. Maldonado is more valuable as a catcher but abreu plays 1B so gets penalized defensively
>>140381604Yes, he's still extremely young. He got optioned last year and came back strong
>>140380448Because... Mets? I mean they're off to another hot start so I mean do they even need him? >I can't wait until their annual June/July crash and burn
>>140380448wilpons were misers and management was not that great
>>140374593reckermania is running wild!
I'm gonna..I'm finna... I'm gonna give them cooobies a chooonce!!I'm chooncing
>>140383404gay louis kek
reckermania is running wild!
can't wait to see two of the sports brightest young stars going head to head like this!
https://twitter.com/YankeeWRLD/status/1620941384051232768
>>140383404Does anyone here have the "x year old coober" meme from ~2019? It says I'm gonna coob etc
>>140383518>Vlad>bright young star Lol
>>140383528>>140383544
i wuv teh cubbehs! >:D
>>140383518>Vlad>young starWait, he will go to "My 600-lb Life" soon?
Vladimir Guerrero Jr. is fat.
>>140383661Too much maple syrup, maybe? i mean, Kirk, Manoah, Vladdy, Vogelback...
>>140383562"Clarkie's not real, he can't hurt you anymore"Clarkei:
Wlad needs a stern reckering
Is there a factory that produces white guys with mullets
>>140383716I fear he would be minfucked even worse than Manoah. He’s very sensitive.
>>140383756This team will never win, 0.0% dawg
>>140383544
Top college prospects in the 2024 draft>Forrest Kjaergard>Cade Jensen>Jake Norseth>Jared Carlson>Harrison Stenvik>Phil Haugsund
>>140383928kek
Clarkie no.. please don't fuck my ass.. im sore from last time...no clarkie don't do it...
>>140383946
I've been a devoted White Sox fan for over 30 years and I'm going to kys myself
>>140382993Well, until Buster Posey became one I would have agreed with you.Posey was a whole ass little bitch.
gm
>>140384803good mornig
>>140384427this
you scared, birds?
>>140384889I've already accepted this failure of a season, you can not hurt me mets
>>140384889No
>>140384889scared of what? the ferals in new york are far away from my comfy midwestern cuckshed
>>140384953Is this shit real?
>>140384968
>>140384953Isn’t St Louis the most violent city in the US
>>140380448Cheap ownership and too many injuries. Wheeler never was fully healthy on the Mets. Why pay 20M for wheeler when you can pay 20M on TWO pitchers in Wacha and Porcello!
>>140385102The independent city yes skews the crime rates. It is one of like 3 cities that is independent from their counties. Baltimore also does this.
>>140385027>>140384953God, we used to be a real country.
What exactly does "Free game of the day" entail, besides just seeing the goofy stick figures on the MLB at bat app?
>>140384968Yea citi field is located in a Brazilian favela you fucking retard
>>140385235I knew we had poverty in the us but that looks crazy
>>140385198you can watch hit for free retard
>>140385258those are the away team hotels
>>140385258Mets took poverty franchise and ran with it. Where you think we got DJ Stewart from? You think he went to an American college? With a head shaped like that?
>>140384968It used to be but they're building an MLS stadium there now. It was a weird leftover from the mid-20th century that was never developed>>140385235They already got rid of all of those chop shops retard
New York do look like a gypsy village in bulgaria these dayssad!
>>140385316schweige
>>140385299he cute <3
>>140385305Anon I’ve been to citi field and seen the slums surrounding the stadium, you can’t fool me.
>>140362243What happened to Junior Caminero
Baseball with the lads
>>140385497this is one of the most "kino" photos of all time
>>140385515its fake. theres no antenna on the tv
>>140385628shut the hell up assface.it's one of the more recognizable baseball photos from the 1990shttps://www.keptfaith.com/mlb/nl-west/padres/the-murph-photo-you-know-the-one/
>>140385628t. doyerpaco
>thunderstorms all day and tomorrow and sundayI love storm season so much
>>140385666do poodres really?
>>140385628Scumfuck. Take a hike.
>>140385628Take a hike
>>140385691Comfy
>>140385730>>140385666>>140385669>>140385703>>140385723how is the television producing a signal when there is>no coaxial cable plugged in>no antennayou guys probably think you cant use the toilet when the power goes out
>>140385752kek doyerpacos
>>140385752Not sure where the antenna is but you can see the coax
>>140385752
>>140385781thats the power cable
poodre fans always on the outside looking in
are you watching my tigers?
Mariners WILL be winning again today btw!
>>140362243My pirates ):
>>140385863that's a sprinkler head, retard.
>>140385730fucking kek
>>140386225youre a sprinkler head you soulless golem freak
>>140386395cool it with the antisemitism there buddy
detroit bros, you really live with this broadcast team?
>>140384889With mikolas pitching tonight, yes
>>140386430whats wrong with kirk gibson?
Ncie
>>140384088It is what it is.
2024 ERA+========160 BOS134 NYY132 KC DET122 PHI121 MIL CLE115 NYM114 SEA113 CHC112 ATL111 CIN LAD107 PIT104 ARI101 MIN100 STL99 SD98 TEX95 WSH94 TOR BAL93 OAK92 MIA LAA88 TB85 SF82 COL77 CWS HOUsurprises?
>call is confirmed
>bobby shitt jr
BASED UMPS
>>140386650it sounds like joe biden is in there
>>140386618Erg needs to see this
The Orioles announced today that they have optioned infielder Jackson Holliday to Triple-A Norfolk.
>>140386911He'll be back. Not ready yet.
THERE'S A ROAR IN OLE' MOTOWN~THE TIGERS ARE BACK AND THE WORDS GOIN ROUND~>Just woke up from post draft sleep
>>140386735>77 HOU That's the biggest surprise to me considering how good their pitching has been the last few years
>>140386911Washed. Its a shame to see, but another failed prospect in this game that we love. On to the next one.
>>140386735If you fired Sandoval, Suarez, and Canning into the sun Angels would be elite
this tigers royals game is some real depressing baseball
No worries, Jaxsyn will rake in softball as a transwoman
>>140387327>rakerape
Jackoff Faggotday got sent back down to AAA by the Whoreioles. He will never be a real major leaguer. Classic AAAA guy.
>>140385497One of the most iconic besuball photos of all time desu
>>140386351Biden's America
>Orioles has called up Hudson Fjellholm to replace Jackson Holliday
>>140387471It's been deboonked. Read the thread
>>140386351Is this gonna be your reaction when they blow up the Chavez latrine or Angel stadium one day?
>>140387558YES.
Yall bitchez sleepin on my El Paso Chihuahuas!
>borkeldumbMove this fuming Cletus down the order already
>JDM in>Baty falls to 8th in the lineupfucking Alvarez really didn't need to get hurt man...
Holliday haters…we won!
>>140387558Arte owns the area around Angels stadium. Angelsland is coming soon
oh fuck my ass come on
>hbp with bases loadedgg
go braves
it's never been more over
>>140388065>forcing the Royals to burnout their bats in game 1A bold strategy by Hinch let's see if it pays off.
>>140388095Go Atlanta yay!
Ya gotta respect what the Royals are doing for the sport
>>140362243Who's got the guts to put a fastball right in his face?
>Young Tigers teams at homevs >Young Tigers teams on the roadWhat is it that make Comerica Park this house of horrors for Young Detroit Tigers teams
>>140388559we've got masks, faggot
>>140388692Cock acceptance night every night. Go BravesGo Atlanta yay!
>>140388692>autism acceptance nighti will never accept my autism diagnosis, so i wont be attending.
>>140388736Not at first base you don't
>>140386911>The Orioles announced today that they have optioned infielder Jackson Holliday to Triple-A Norfolk.oh good maybe they'll bring up Stowers or Mayo->Orioles have called up Ryan McKennaoh no no no no no no
>[Rosenthal] Kevin Pillar designated for assignment so White Sox can make room for Tommy Pham, sources tell @TheAthletic.I don't understand, are they just throwing the season?
>>140388794Strike us down and two more will rise up and take our place We are legion. We are eternal. We are undefeated
>>140388449Look at this lil guy. I almost want to give him a head pat.
why are criminals attracted to the dodgers
Yanquis.
>>140389125Who?
M's bros.. who's ready to win tonight?
>>140389031pham is an intangibles god, making the postseason is not yet off the table
>>140389170min heejin
Win for my Royals
>>140389227Sox have dis in da bag
>>140389170Ohtani's wife after he gets arrested for illegal gambling
>>140389391i doubt theyre actually married. all an act. wouldnt be surprised if they havent even met each other. its probably one of his trafficked girls
>>140385497Good ol Qualcomm. I still need to visit Snapdragon stadium. Maybe I'll check one of those Aztecs college football they have, I think sean lewis is their new head coach now.
I can’t get over the banana guy being some old boomer that thinks the bananas are saving baseball when banana ball is just a bunch of faggot tiktok zoomers dancing before they bat
So is Holliday a bum or does he have a chance? I think Baltimore could still get something out of a trade with him
>>140389734Bananabro is saving the genny
You now realize that this man has more wins than the entire Chicago White Sox.
>>140389841lets circle back to jackson after he finishes puberty
>>140389841People are saying he was called up too early but he should have shown at least some potential at the major league level, but he was just fucking awful. Sadly his MLB career is probably not going to work out.
bananafags out
i can never tell if the phillies are going to be good on a given day or if they'll violently shit themselves
>>140389916Sox got das eries in dab ag
Who is the greatest player who never played the postseason?
>>140390159Recker
>Bachman is having back spasms and hasn't started his rehabThis sucks, Suarez is literally just throwing games away and we're stuck with him.
>>140390159Shohei Ohtani
Royals are elite
>>140390194what is a back spasm?
>>140389630>This San Diego Doyerpaco has never attended a Comic Con
>>140390271baseball terminology for alcoholism
>>140390215based
>>140387544Is Holiday, Alek Manoah but slimer?
>>140390271A painful twitching in your lower back. I've had it before it sucks and you can't really do anything other than pain management and hoping they go away.
call me thugtani the way I want to win
>>140390390Alek Manoah is infinitely more fuckable
>>140390390holiday wasn't ready yet. He got rushed through. Monoah is just an obese retard.
need... baseball...
we've entered a new regime
>>140389206The Mariners WILL be winning tonight!!
>>140390390i can see the resemblance
Find ERG
>>140390984it's awesome to see Bohm up there
Cum meet me
>>140390984My boy Taylor Ward going to be comeback player of the year fr
Relievers are so soulless. 4 of them can shut a team out and after the game finishes I can't remember a single of them. it's like they're cogs in a machine rather than players
was ohtani allowed to enter canada given his criminal associations?
>>140391227teams just don't know how to market themBullpens should be rebranded to have a live twitch chat feed at all times with fan interaction, maybe get some bikini girls in there
>Apple SheV Plus
>Anthony Rendon said he’s expecting a longer term recovery. Jesus Christ.
>>140391270nope. he has a body double for games in toronto
>>140391119Serious answers only: why did people get mad at Recker for saying that? In hindsight we know he was right, but I don't really get why people got so mad at the time.
>>140391370the average weight of an /mlb/ poster is 310. you tell me
>>140389734The bananas are a millennial innovation. Jesse was born in 84>>140389892Thanks fren>>140389977Look at the stars, look how they shine for you, and everything you do…. And it was all yellow!
They just had a segment on the cubs pregame about fastball usage being down. The BoSox throw the fewest fastballs in all of baseball and they currently have the best ERA in all of baseball
>>140391454When is Bananaball traveling to other countries? Sounds like a no-brainer
>>140391462And since 2008 (when pitchtrax became a thing) 3 teams in 2024 have the thrown the fewest % of fastballs
>>140391370Some fat people desperately want fatness to be seen as something that's beyond your control.
>>140391486Hopefully next tour announcement.They play tonight at 10PM Eastern. Will make another comfy and cozy thread for frens.
why is the banana guy replying to himself
most kino moment you ever saw live at a game?
I wonder who at Rogers thought it was a good idea to use as a theme for the seasons a song where the lyrics go "cash rules everything around me c.r.e.a.m. get the money, dolla dolla bill ya'll" during a season where the team was most likely going to miss the playoffs after they had jacked up ticket and concession prices by 10,0000 percent
>>140391530False
>>140391531https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wF3SjlSeqbo&t
>apple TV
>>140391627>>140391627>>140391627CUBBIES RED SOX GAMETHREAD
When will there be a women's baseball league where they wear skimpy outfits and only draft hot chicks???
>>140391664she can't even hold her cigarettes in those
>>140391547I thought they were just using it to shit on ohtani
>mfw time for O's baseball
>>140391693They've been using it since opening night.
>>140391613Killing myself currently.
>>140391693how is that shitting on ohtani?
>>140391724for being a money grubbing whore
LET'S GO A'S
How much does Recker’s ass weigh?
>>140391750sounds more like the blow gays are jealous he didn't choose them
>losing to the Jays
>>140391703This autism kit is kinda shit.
>>140391769new weight measurement needed
>>140391756SHEA!!!!!!
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
kek blow gays are booing ohtani
Ozzie's back in the lineup
OHTANI DINGERHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
SON OF A GOD DAMNED FUCKING BITCHOF COURSE OF COURSE OF COURSEFUCK THIS TEAM
>>140391823LMAO BLOW GAY FAGS BTFO
ohtani MINDFUCKED the blow gays organization
Talk shit get hit, leaves
>shococksucker faggohtani
>1.6 billion off season only to get swept by the Cubs
Booing Ohtani was dumb
Keep booing faggots
was Toronto ever actually in play for Ohtani? Why are they so butt hurt about it?
>>140391873media was on overdrive today baiting people in to doing it
the swede emerges
GOATani
can't wait to lose another home game!
LGM
BOO THAT BITCH
I've said it before, and i'll say it again. I've gained a lot of respect for thugtani this year
Guys idk if i ever told you guys this:It was actually me who leaked the plane story>whyJust to goof on Canadians (nothing personal)
metsinals
>>140391893Yeah, but taking the bait is still silly. A lot of the crowd wasn't into it
Losedians kek!
Why do I have to wait an hour to watch my Yankees? What the fuck is a Milwaukee?
it begins.
We don't need Ohtani! We've got our own superstar to commit errors and never hustle and GIDP :)
Teo laughed at my Jays...
>>140392002happy for these lads
>>140392002Jaygers
Joe's brother Roberto was a soccer player
>>140392002I wonder what it's like to have sex or a girlfriend
I don’t get why people get so worked up over booing. Who cares.
booing because the guy didn't pick your team is honestly really gay
>>140392057bags of sand
Grrrrrr I HATE THUGTANI
This top 3 ain't it
>>140392082Boooooo
>>140392062they're homosexuals, like this homo for example >>140392082
>>140392082hate hath no fury like a blow gay scorned
>>140392082agreed, we should all be sucking his dick as hard as possible
>>140392099Same.
You now remember ACKson Hahahalliday
>>140392032I hope Teoscar wins a world series with them
>B-B-BUT YOU HAVE TO RESPECT HECKIN OHTANERINO
>>140392163kek
>>140392163fapped to her earlier
Jays should've told Ohtani about how much they've failed the last 20 yearsThat's what sealed the deal for the Dodgers
/mlb/ doubted Ohtani after his injury lmao
Punktani hitting a HR his first AB in Toronto is funny as fuck. Blue jays just can't stop producing laughs
People aren’t actually mad about the booing right? It’s just bantz, part of the fun and it sets up kino moments like this one It’d be boring if everyone cheered him everywhere he went
omg >:( how can you just pick another team when reporters literally said you might be coming here. just wait until I boo you, see how you like tha-ACK!
>>140392448People don’t boo to achieve some kind of goal sometimes it just feels good to let one rip.
>>140392419mlb is a sensitive general
wtf i hate chudtani now
maybe they're booing because he's a criminal
>>140390945Mets statistically the most mid team in baseball
berdbros we munchin'
mestbros...our response?
I got raped by the royals today
>>140392517decent considering it's a rebuild year
>>140392548butto is butt yo
dunno if i'll get the chance this year but I'd boo garver
JT's going to fuck us
>>140390159Felix Hernandez.
booing is cool cmv
How about they put Turner in leadoff, might give better results than just having the top of the lineup be a 1-2-3 inning.
>>140392604LOLJays' efficiency at erasing base runners is unmatched
>>140392633Schneider's too much of a pussy to change anything for the better
>>140392548we are getting anally gaped....
i believe in the mest
>>140392673Yeah it's awful to see. Last year he used Merrifield at leadoff and had Springer and Vlad change spots. Seems like all variety and excitement is gone
>>140392715you can land a jumbo jet on that runway of a forehead
>>140390323I don't like Marvel lol it's hard to get tickets anyways with Basedboys buying tickets as soon they go online
Olson making a lot of mistakes lately
kek that strike call
>>140392103But Varsho is leading with hits.
>>140392548you can run from the gapings but you cant hide
ohtani at the plate
>>140392620Most fun and loudest I ever personally heard the stadium was when we all booed altuve
>White Sox on A*ple TV so i cant watch them tonightIll take that win. Although now watch them play their best game of the year cause we are not allowed to have fun being fans of this team.
>>140392886Booooo
>jose buttcheeks
Walktani
freddie :)
>>140392884
FREDDIE!
>>140392959 uh oh Mrs. Met ain't gonna like dis!
well thats pretty much it, jays probably won't even put up a run today.
>Basshit
MV3 moment
Bassitt getting gaped.
>>140393011yeah...
/nu/>>140393044>>140393044>>140393044/nu/
Ozuna gets some bottom 10 calls this year
this game sucks
>>140393085stick to hockey then
