Elimination Soon Edition /hoc/vious: >>141590915
Mcdavid is pissed
My Penguins ):
>rags
F L A M E SLAMES
>samsonov>holl
>Who you cheering for Jack?
>>141597938fuck this diving bitch.
i've got this bro don't worry i know what i'm doing
>>141597938they already made a documentary about mcfraud and the soilers
Why they always do that in Alberta?
What's more humiliating? Making a first round exit or getting swept in the finals?
The town chug that I drink with passed away last night (drank himself to death)F
>>141597985why did they make her so unfuckable? Is this what the PWHL needs to be more popular? I feel like they really missed a chance here.
>>141598014making a first round exit. you were one of the worst teams in playoffs and can't draft high
>>141598037>drank himself to deathA true hero.F
>>141598043Anon its a kids film and she's like 11
>>141598055People post anime here. How are you surprised?
>>141598037F he's drinking in heaven now
>>141598055>she's like 11She's like 6/10 at max desu
kwabity KWAB
>>141598055exactly my point. PWHL is doomed to failure if they do not make themselves more marketable. Look at the WFG (Women's Football General Thread). This is what the PWHL should be doing and it should start with animations such as this.
real men die of a heart attack due to bottled up trauma
>>141598077
>>141598043how are you doing, flamiac?
>>141598051>can't draft high... and?
>>141598043kys pedo
>>141598115Two busts, no cup! LOL. Fuck Rogers and fuck sportsnet.
Now that the dust has settled who will be the next team taken off the list?
>>141598077disagree. Like a 5 max. Only chance she gets up to six if you are drinking, but then again you are Finish so I guess that is kind a given.
>>141598146florida
>>141597938I honestly think him screaming and whining to the refs will be a larger part of his legacy/how he’s remembered than most people realize.
>>141598146$100 on yotes
>>141598086most of the pwhl girls are beautiful you just have to stalk them on instagram
>>141598146Columbus
>>1415981462025 is our year so you already know the answer so why even post this?
>>141598155Obviously, but after that I'm taking Nashville or Columbus.
>>141598004Shameful behavior desu.
>>141598173I do not believe you.
Is this the most forgettable finals ever?
>>141598146this picture is a mountain of shit
>>141598146i'm thinking nucks
>>141598073Wrong direction
>>141598004they are literally giving people money to live in that shit province because otherwise no one would. https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/edmonton/alberta-unveils-tax-credit-to-lure-2-000-skilled-tradespeople-to-the-province-1.7141584
The fate that awaits all hoc posters
How do Canuck fans feel about OEL winning the cup?
>>141598216In recent history yes. There’s been no exciting or standout moments. Rags and Stors would’ve at least had funny moments
if I know anything about Lineage 2, the chances are pretty good
>>141598216How? This is going to be the only chance Edmonton has with this core to do anything and they have blown it just like they have continually with their 9000 first overall picks. They literally have one of the best players in the world GIVEN to them and they have done fuck all. The management of this team has been gloriously awful and no one will forget this. Especially in Calgary unless they do not all die of thirst.
>>141598268>bobrovsky shutout>edmonton's failed comebackI already memoryholed game 2 kek
>>141598258first person on the Canucks pay roll to win a cup. Feels goods! Also happy for Luongo as he is in Florida's mgmt group.
Beating Dallas really gassed them up too much
>>141598349la creatura
>>141598349
>>141598268>Rags and Stors would've at least had funny momentsI'm sorry do you not see the absolute hilarity "the best player in the world" is being shut the fuck down and failing catastrophically in what has been hyped for his entire tenure in Dedmonton?
>>141597915I bet l of our money on the oilers winning in 6
>>141598257Raped on a seasonably warm evening before Russia Day 24
>>141598216>Is this the most forgettable finals ever?what finals ?
>>141598405I mean that is very funny in a big picture sort of way. Rags and Stors probably would’ve tied shit up to game 7 and this will be over too soon though.
Just as I get out for lunch, it starts to rain
>>141598257oh wow how did he know ?
>>141598418You need to shoop the faces of Drake and Dave Portnoy on them.
>>141598146Club de Hockey de Utah
>>141598324>first person on the Canucks pay roll to win a cup.really ?all 50 years of players and stuff and no cup ?
>>141598257What's funny is I went to the archives back to the earlier tbg days and we found his posts somewhat entertaining at first
>>141598146>never won a cupCouldn't be my Flames
Day off, having some pizza for lunch, going for a bike ride and read these posts in a park
>>141598168Crosby was called the baby but he went on to win multiple cups and actually shoe up and be a difference maker for hos team while being dealt with some serious injuries. McBaby lucked into the finals and can't do anything, especially when he's a PP and 4 on 4 merchant and the refs are handing him plenty of chances.
BREAKING NEWS
Is it just me or is Florida quite similar to the 2012-2014 Kings
>>141598639
>>141598657>sunbelt team for retards Yep checks out
>>141598657Retard
>>141598257one day I'll graduate from 4chan
>>141598560Speak for yourself retard
>>141598551yep. They bought him out last year because Benning traded for him and is an idiot. Speaking of which he also unloaded Forsling their way for free as well. Also gave them better cap flexibility because of his manlust for Jason Garrison.
>>141598560he has a unique gimmick
>>1415986572012 Kings were an 8 seed with three HCs
What happened to the perfect set of tits girl and why did Edmonton fuck up by not sitting her behind the Panthers bench every game?
well you made a long journey from milan to minsk
how do Sabres fans feel watching the Panthers win a cup with a bunch of their players? Also why are we not making more fun of Perry and his cup losses?
>>141598761>sunbelt>never won a cup before>utterly dominant in the finals>led by a slavic two-way center>play in a shitty sports city so very few will care if they winmany parallels imo
>>141598216I liked all of the dirty plays in game 2
>>141598639who cares what SKAwinsLOL. Your league is worse than some of the Euro footy slurpfests.
Who is the most handsome man in hockey now?
>>141598881Evan Rodrigues
>>141598826numb to ithappened last year with eichellooking forward to Power winning a cup with Seattle in 2029
>>141598881Barzal
>>141598847Barkov is pretty based.
>>141598917> Thompson winning a cup with Utah in 2027
>>141598813>What happened to the perfect set of tits girlshe deleted all social mediai guess her silicone tits were a big hit
The draft pick that saved the Florida Panthers
>>141598881why do I always get so lost in his eyes?
>>141598881Miro once he finally decides to get on the accutane train
>>141598881> Who is the most handsome man in hockey now?ovechkin
https://x.com/KreidersSon/status/1801464376408387946Why is hockey so soulless now?
>>141598216Montreal/Tampa was far far worse. This is just a bog standard sweep.
>>141598881that girl who plays for Dallas
>"Florida" Panthers
>>141598824N
>>141599037Be more specific
>>141598657Yeeeeah? I guess so but the Panthers defense didnt exactly depend on a Doughty and Martinez. Florida is just a ruthless top tier team. Maybe a bit closer to the 2014 team than the 2012 one, even if the 2014 team had elimination games a plenty. This Panthers team is about to win the cup after having zero elimination games.
>>141599075the halfer
>>141599005Sean McDonagh Was plenty animated when the soilers scored he was just butthurt whenever he announced a panthers goal
>>141599087I would say closer to the 2011 Bruins
>>141598826Calgary, Buffalo, Philly and Edmonton are all the biggest losers of this finals.
>>141599092Whomst?
>>141599139you know the one. With long dark hair.
>>141599129I was at that game it opened PPG
>>141598173They're gay they like girls
>>141599154Chris Tanev?
>>141598813Edmonton got this girl instead
>>141598146>nhl x sninfographics like that aren't an accident. you need 2 high quality organizations working together, each bringing their own strengths to the table. respect.
>>141599179I forget her name, but I know it is not Tanev. All I know is that she is half Asian.
>>141599122Boston had a slew of elimination games also in 2011.
>>141599264Ohhhh the one on the right?
Here's your realistic hockey players bro
>>141599221natives are cute
>>141599355>hes mad at media made for kids again
https://youtu.be/H0g6YlJRwaU?si=eyzGCRBG53HFglXz
>>141599355this is exactly what I was saying about a missed opportunity for the PWHL by failing to make attractive characters. How do they expect anyone to watch?
>>141598495its june
>>141599393People not caring about what's fed to their children is exactly what got us here
>>141599274true. but in terms of how the team plays and is constructed they are a lot like that. Not their fault the rest of the league has not put up as much of a challenge as the Bruins faced.
>>141599432Yeah but I was planning on my midsommar party coinciding with game 7 of the SCF and that’s not gonna happen now
>>141599311no. on the Dallas Stars. They had an elite scoring female winger this season. Been a few weeks so I forgot her name.
>>141598902This simian fucker is lucky to be a multimillionaire
Ok final straw Edmonton has the worst fanbase in all of Canada holy shit get some self awareness
>>141599462Its pathetic how we are considering this batch of Florida Panthers to be physical when a decade or two ago, this team was probably the standard for roster building.
>>141599508hockey fans are fucking AI generated anyway>its the refs>they dive/they're dirty>management conspiracy theoryi've followed this edmonton meltdown all week and 1% of the posts i've seen have actually had something worth reading in them
>>141599533also pathetic considering how the Oilers have had multiple 1st overall picks, a generational talent, and yet has only made it to one final and has not even managed to win a game in said final.
>>141599355literally abby roque on the right
>>141598881Fox
>>141599496Oh ok so you’re seething
>>141599393
>>141599571you can say that about every sport fans expect maybe golf
Panthers are more balanced and have more depth than the Oilers. All the Oilers have is 1 line full of expensive forwards, that's it. It's not even like they aren't getting chances to score either, Bobrovsky is just cucking them beyond belief.Panthers will throw next game so they can win at home and go party right afterwards. They will have to actually try pretty fucking hard to throw though. I bet they will start their second string goalie just to say "Hey, this game is yours if you want it...".
>>141598998That shit drys you out so bad. I remember getting nose bleeds all the time when I was on it. He really can’t take accutane while playing hockey
>>141599668How long do people take it for?
>>141598079Evan Bouchard has huge dollar signs in his eyes now
>>141599691I took it for 6 months
a majority of Florida fans are actually snowbirds. so in actuality this is an all Canadian final
>>141598657No LA had no offence and played 1-3-1 the whole game. florida doesnt have a doughty, voynov, martinez or muzzin.theyre more like the old blackhawks or penguins. puck possession teams
>>141599366>Quannah ChasinghorseI'd chase this horse
>>141599761Those Blackhawks teams were loaded. https://youtu.be/S-h46vxck4g?si=a9P7dl8wg2BjL96L
>>141599775>finnish goaltending
Laine to Ottawa
>>141599708He’ll get lowballed and walk and go on to win a cup with Carolina
>>141599847>Winnipeg>Columbus>Ottawahe is on a mission to play for all the boring cities in the league
>>141599847Laine for Norris 1 for 1. A guy with a Fortnite addiction for a guy with glass shoulders
>>141599847please don't bully him with these teams anymore, he has been through a lot
jesus Utah has a lot of money to spend. Watch them become a barter team this offseason,
>>141599885don't forget porn addiction
>>141599875thats pretty rich coming from Finland
>>141599875true he should be grateful for vidya
>>141599903They're gonna weaponize the cap space in a way Ronnie can only dream of.
>>141599727Retard
>>141599887if only he could practice semen retention like crosby
I'm taking my words back, Ottawa looks kino for a NA city
>>141599986Nah you were right at first Pekka. Ottawa is soulless as fuck.
>>141599999/hoc/ used to run /sp/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?si=3X35x1aCChnI3db5&v=J9gKyRmic20&feature=youtu.be
>>141599903They've been a barter team for the last 10 years. They exist as a black hole team to absorb other team's shitty contracts and accumulate draft picks they never use right or build around.When was the last time they actually tried to build a competitive roster? Had to be the Doan days
>>141600015Retard
>>141599986It's nickname is "The city that fun forgor"
>>141599903Jack Campbell, welcome to the Utah co- uhm... Utah Hockey Club
>>141600037Good thing the team relocated and has a new owner that has stated he is willing to spend whatever it takes to win.
>>141600037Young ambitious owner and the GM is Canadian. What could go wrong?
>>141600072>>141600075>>141600097Skipping Jumma prayer?Pretty haram Canadian friends
>>141600097Smith also does have funds since the Jazz have been able to spend. Year 1 is important to build that fanbase. Lets see what they do this offseason and draft.
>>141600072Ottawa can be fun if you know where to look and what you want. People put too much emphasis on "clubbing" and all that shit
Question for Oil anons:How confident are you that this team will be back in the finals again in the next 5 years or so? On one hand we have:>Panthers lost in 23, win in 24>Tampa lost in 2015, won in 20 and 21, lost in 22>Vegas lost in 18, won in 23On the other side we have:>Devils lost in 12, haven't been back>Rangers lost in 14, haven't been back>Sharks lost in 16, haven't been back>Predators lost in 17, haven't been back>Stars lost in 20, haven't been back>Habs lost in 21, haven't been backOf the post 2012 era which group do the Oilers belong to?
trailer park boys bit with mcdavid
>>141600143Imagine being Muslim in the year of our Lord 2020+4Pathetic
>>141600184Forgot the Caps. Won in 2018 and haven't been close since.
>>141600184latter by far
>>141600184Id put them in the top group. But, cautiously. They have some great players, but depending on how the GM plays this summer they could easily shorks/hab.
the "best" prospect pool
>>141600261forgot image
>getting swept at homeserves florida right desu
I hope you guys have been reading Evan Rodrigues' finals blog, in 36 hours he'll be too wasted playing poker with the lads on a plane back to an Everglades boat parade to write another entryhttps://www.nhl.com/news/evan-rodrigues-stanley-cup-final-blog-game-3
>>141600329so surely they'll be making playoffs soon. soon tampa/boston will fall out
Oilers need to get some depth that can actually create and score for themselves, that entire team has inflated point totals thanks to Mcdavid, and once he stops producing so does everyone else. The entire Oilers bottom 6 is composed of 10 point regular season players without Mcdavid
>>141598960lmao this age horribly
>getting swept off your feetOh Mr Darcy!
Bill Simmons knows sports better than any man on the planet. 30 for 30 is a masterpiece and his podcast rocks.
>>141600358I didn't know about that. Thanks, pekka
I don’t think I (You) people enough
No one cares namefag
>>141600429(You)ing you to get my ratio up
>>141600462how are (you) today?
>>141600368It's not the just the lack of bottom 6 (fuck even bottom 9) production that killed them. It's the fact that the lack of production means Connor and Leon had to play 25 mins per night and even a few games of 30 mins. Over multiple series that kills you.Even with only 2 scoring lines, if a competent GM got them 2 good defensive/checking lines this team would be vastly better. If Leon stays they need to pay whatever it takes to offload the Nurse contract without retaning salary. It would likely take multiple firsts and a prospect but I'd still do it. Their window is now.
>>141600471Good and you?
hey hey (you) (you)I dont like your postingno way no wayI think you need a new schtickhey hey (you) (you)
>>141600513Based
>>141600358Jacob Trouba almost hit him with his finisher
>>141600486well that and their defense is a travesty. Their best defender is Broberg, a dude who spent most of the season in the AHL. You aren't going to win much with Bouchard playing terribly, and Nurse being a pylon every night. If I am the Oilers, you need to find a way to get rid of Nurse. I wanted them to get Staal last year but he prioritized Carolina anyways. The market for a good defensive center is scarce this offseason btw
>>141600513I'll debut a new gimmick this fall
>>141600560Can we get a sneak preview?
sticktap is still the best gimmick of the year\_ \_ \_ \_ \_ \_ \_ \_ \_ \_ \_ \_ \_ \_ \_ \_
dont look flamesisters
B\_\_\ES
>>141598960>Drouin>Traded from Tampa for being a bitch>Does nothing with the Habs>Nurse>$9.25 cap hit with a -14 in the playoffs>Jones>Most recent memorable thing was standing in the neutral zone on a PP and Kane yelling at him
>>141600587nah it's still a work in progress
>>141600653Ok cool good talk
>>141600653what makes you think youll have it ready in time for the season? don't want to worry the investors now do we...
>>141600492I'm doing decent. A bunch of work was dumped on me but I'm glad the weekend is approaching
flames fans are such a joke. watching and cheering from their cuck chairs when their team didn’t even make the playoffs
>>141600633No one from the 2019 Blues roster will end up being a hall of famer, weird
>>141600486>offload the Nurse contract without retaning salaryThey'd have to pay a ridiculous price for that. There's 7 years left on it LMAO. Nobody is taking that.Not sure you realize how cooked the Oilers are. If Draisaitl stays he's going to ask for 15m. Bouchard won't make less than Nurse because why would he? That's 10m. McDavid is up the year after that and there's no way he deserves less than Draisaitl so conservatively that's another 15m. Adding in the Nurse and Campbell contracts that's $55,000,000 for 2 forwards, two leaky D men, and a goalie that you can't play in the NHL. This year was the Oilers chance and it's gone.
>>141600702You got this, buddy. I believe in you!
>>141600720Armstrong said on numerous occasions that he likes the "death by a thousand cuts model".Meaning no super stars.
>>141600720does tarasenko have a shot?
>>141600689I'll fax over a draft in August so we have something to share with the investors
>>141600761No
>>141600761no
>>141600761no lol
day drinkin' bro's where we at
>>141600720Retard
>>141600830Just about to get started with a Caesar.
>>141600844He looks like he buys only the finest quality Gypsy hair.
>>141600736Thanks, fren
>>141600830unfortunately, we are already ahead.t. evening drinkin bro
I’m from Little Cock, Arkansas
>>141600830i poured vodka into my coffee when i got out of bed this morning
>>141600860show me a 2019 blues hall of famer or a stanley cup winning team without hall of famers
my goat sidney crosby was never swept in the cup finals unlike mcfraud and crysaitl
>>141600720Pietrangelo, 2 cups, Olympic gold, 1000 games with 600 points while being a top5 dman in the league for a big chunk of his career
>>141600964Crosby had better teams
>>141600862Based >>141600912BASED>>141600918Baaaased
>>141600912samefour beers in and the buzz is starting to hit
>>1416010312 beers 2 shots with bro and his gf while my car is getting fixed next door
>>141600720jay bouwmeester is one of the more underrated dmen of his generation guy had an ironman streak of 10 consecutive seasons. very versatile player that could play both a stay at home role and an offensive role. won an olympic gold medal and a stanley cup. wouldnt surprise me if he made it in.
>>141600979>>141601090well I've got to admit that those are good shouts
>>141601031>fourYeah, that's where I start to get a bit lippy myself.
>>141601090>career -17I dont think so
I can't even go to r/hockey or even r/nhl anymore. For years it's been a meme to hate the Oilers when they weren't winning and now that the Oilers made to the Cup final, all this crap about 'they don't deserve to be there' and trying to convince others that all Oiler fans are awful people.Or fans from other teams brigading this sub to post dumb shit. It's all just gross. I want to enjoy watching and discussing hockey with fans of any team, but the discourse is so toxic and the agenda people have is so blatant that it's not really possible anymore. I long for the days of early internet - it felt like you could actually have a proper conversation instead of all the trolling and bad faith arguing
>>141601090If he makes it into the hall then the accolade becomes meaningless. One of the most overrated shitters of that era.
>soilers fans upset they're getting a taste of their own medicine
>>141601285Just like my islanders
>>141601285Guy Carbonneau is in the hall over Goring.
You guys wanna talk about my Kraken?Because I can tell you now, these other teams are NOT gonna be ready come October! :)
>>141601285umm sweetie they let turdgeon into the hall its a meaningless accolade now
>1900EST
Regardless of what comes, I’m proud of the team for pushing to the finals. They’ve rallied and played well. There’s so many players like Holloway, Broberg, Yanmark, and Skinner who have elevated their games and show much skill and promise.They’ve fought hard, and in so proud of how far they’ve come. Win or lose on Saturday I’m cheering for them to the end and beyond.Let's Go Oilers!!!!
>>141601725Even in hell the players won’t know peace from Oilers fans
>>141601725skinner has been one of the worst goalies this entire playoff season
>>141601725the core is not going to get any younger though
draisaitl is already browsing houses in utah
Well although this series is pretty much over I’m choosing to believe this is the start of a great oilers era - our new head office will be smart and make good moves, led by our new GM and Jeff Jackson. Knobby is a young coach that will use this experience to get even better, Stu will improve, Holloway McLeod and Broberg will be key pieces moving forward with valuable playoff experience, drai and Mcdavid will resign, everything is looking up. This deep run is exactly what we needed to put belief in this group, everybody was dooming about Drai and Mcdavid leaving if we didn’t make the playoffs, and now look at us in the finals. If we win a couple games and avoid the sweep that’s even better, but this Florida team is just too experienced to choke badly enough to lose this series - but that could be us next year. LETS GO OILERS
Which teams will be the big suprises next year?
I just heard something and I’m gonna seethe so hard if it’s true
>>141601897my islanders
Reminder there’s a big divegrass tournament starting today so keep thread bumped.
>>141601897tampa/boston will fall out of playoffs and someone will take their spots
just got a confrontation moment with a neighbor abovefat fucking retard got offended because I've threatened his fat fuck of a wife with loud music if they don't stop jumping and running all day and night longcalled his daughter a retard after he said "but she's a kid she cannot sit still and not jump" and then he god really mad lmaohis wife started screaming and telling him to go back homefun experience overall
>>141601986thanks i forgot about that, euro and world cup is the only divegrass i watch
>>141601986making a new one takes no effort you mongo
>>141602019some people just suck, xhenya. try to avoid them
>>141602019>raising a family in a block of flatswhitetrash
>>141602019hate that shit, my old apartment had some faggot above me who let his kid stomp back and forth for ten hours a day. i had to complain several times to the apartment owners before it stopped
>tfw no commieblock apartment argument gf
>>141602136retard
24/25:>Vancouver>Edmonton>Vegas>Dallas>Colorado>Minnesota>Los Angeles>Utah>Carolina>New York Rangers>Philadelphia>Florida>Detroit>Buffalo>Toronto>New Jersey
It's toxic out there. Stay sane.In pretty much every hockey related thread right now there's at least one keyboard athlete from the Calgary, Vancouver and Florida fan bases sneering and jeering about the Oilers.And it's always the same, tired expressions. If people were creative it might be fun, but they haven't really been and it's just sad.Don't take the bait.Keep your stick on the ice.
>>141602019How do you say retard in Russian?
>>141602183
>>141602183I really doubt vegas is going to make playoffs next season
>>141602231дeбил
>>141601948Our islanders :)
>>141601897its probably gonna be the Utah HC or Sharks. I want to see a Sharks team thats just all rookies play great, Too bad they dont have a goalie at all in the pipeline.
>тopмoзить
>>141601948He said surprise
Can't believe it. All the numbers and analytics say Oilers would win...
>>141602280My debils :)
>>141601897I've told you already that these other teams are not gonna be ready for my Kraken this October.
>>141602183Context? Is this seeding?
>>141602387Retard
>>141602361I really don't trust analytics
>>141602387teams making the playoffs
>>141602422I know I am but what are you?
>>141602361It was our turn bros its not fair
Marge
>>141601458real kraken heads know
why dont nhl players respect shannon in the same way they respect dangle?
>>141602446Hockey analytics are inherently flawed. They track things like where a shot is taken but not what led to the shot eg. if it's contested or if the goalie had to move to stop it. Without context they mean nothing.
>>141602361Does the simulation know about the Oilers non-existant defensive line and Stuart Shitter?
>>141602509Best tortilla chips
>>141602521Fat
>>>All the numbers and analyticsthe bank that finances Gary's luxurious yacht wishes to extend their heartiest welcomes and accolades to (You), Constant Prognosticator>(You) keep on keeping on down at the betking or betguy or loseyourmoneyhere.net>Love,>Gareth =3
>>141602521Dangle was an employee of the main sports media company in canadia.Shannon is some guy in his man cave.
>>141602521nobody respects dangle
>>141602560you're not gary, you're just an intern reiterating his message
Steve dangle is a cutout for saudi intelligence
>>141602617Raped
>>141602617Bitch
>>141602639>>141602662back to back good posts
>>141602639>>141602662you retard im not the raped bitch, i'm mocking his retarded post format.
>>141602610>implying transcribing Gary's voluminous daily ledger isn't a job and a half in itselfhe probably has an intern with a younger journeyman intern as an aide to take care of that detail
>>141602765Would the raped bitch post normally like this?
>>141602765m'lady, tips fedora
>>141602183Tampa Bay and the Bruins are making the playoffs
>>141598146The Ottawa Senators were the first hockey team to achieve a Stanley Cup Dynasty. They won 11 Stanley Cups between the years of 1903 and 1927Educate yourself
>>141602183>Buffalo and Detroit
im so scared of a reverse sweep, frens
>>141602896what if stamkos leaves?
>>141602896I am NOT betting on the Bruins ever again>plz, make a note of that...
>>141602896Just like my islanders
>>141602936My OG Sensies :)
>>141603005Of course you can't, you're a raped fag.
>>141602975I'm not. the soilers are cooked
>>141602025Retard
>>141603005they were lucky to make playoffs this year. they won't be cup contenders for at least a decade
>>141602981I doubt he does but they would still make it without him
>>141603005You should note that you're a raped bitch
>>141602183Retard
>>141603226Tampa has 6M in cap space right now lol
>>141598881I'm not gay but Elias Lindholm is stunningly handsome. It's always the Swedes... The vikings practised eugenics because they would sail around to coastal villages and rape and pillage all the hottest women they could find. After generations they became a race of 10s. But they have terrible personalities so it somewhat evens out
>>141602975
>>141603528he's a finn, it comes naturally to him
>>141603353uhhhh you can move contracts to create cap space and he would take a discount to stay there. hope this helps sweatie
>>141603353https://youtu.be/5HuwXt_24rs?si=3lHkL-O1QqGac9wG>>141603645what are you moving here man? This team is going to need to saw off an arm or leg just to keep Stamkos, and have depth players.
>>141603122it is hard to believe the kitties won't somehow screw this up after so many shitty years this franchise has gone through>having bure yet unable to do shit>that luongo trade>mike keenan
>>14160369334 year old he's going to take a big paycut nobodys giving him a lot of money as a free agent seeing as he's washed
>>141598146The Utah ice hockey club
I have always found it peculiar that, considering Canada's roots, so little of the British sports and fan culture has travelled over the Ocean. At many NHL-games in Canada you can hear a pin drop. Maybe it's more socially than historically related.
>>141603953
>>141603874>big paycutHe wants another payday like Malkin got. He's not gonna take some lowball by Tampa.
>laffs
>>141604021Sounds perfect for my islanders then we love throwing big money at depth guys
>>141603813just how retarded are you?
>>141604207YWNBS
JLMI
You now remember Islanders legend Michael Dal Colle
>>141604361I can't even remember what does oltermanni taste like
I've been forced to make a new folder in my /hoc/ folder and it's called McMeme
>>141604361hockey players are so white and boring
>forgot to buy watch party tickets>already sold outJUST
>>141604361>Michael Dal Colle is one of the 2014 Draft’s premier forward prospects, seen by many as just inches behind the likes of Sam Bennett and Sam Reinhart in the rankings. An offensively gifted winger with good size, Dal Colle went off this season for 39 goals and 56 assists while playing alongside Philadelphia Flyers prospect Scott Laughton. >Dal Colle’s 95 points in 67 games were good for 6th in OHL regular season scoring, but more impressive was his 20 points in 12 playoff games, finishing 7th in the playoff scoring race despite playing eight less games than the leading scorer.>Scouts rave about Dal Colle’s offensive instincts, as he’s one of the best point-producers available this year and projects to continue scoring at the pro level. His 39 goals are a product of an excellent shot, which McKeen’s Grant McCagg dubs as the best shot in the draft. That being said, there’s also a high-end playmaking aspect to Dal Colle’s game that makes him a threat in nearly all offensive situations.>Without the puck, Dal Colle is still effective thanks to a solid effort on the forecheck and a sound understanding of where to be in the defensive zone. He’ll probably never be your shutdown forward, but he isn’t one of those dreaded “one-dimensional” players. Ick, those guys are gross. >If you draft Dal Colle, you expect him to eventually play on your top line one day.>The Bad>There isn’t much. A couple scouting reports suggest that his first few strides could improve, and that he still needs to “fill in” that 6’2 frame, but both of those issues will improve with age and pro strength training. Maybe Dal Colle’s skills aren’t considered “elite”, but again, that’s not really a negative.
>>141604562good
>>141604649plagiarism
>>141604243don't explain
>>141604693https://theleafsnation.com/news/tln-draft-profile-michael-dal-colle
>>141604667Ah yes very nice. This will go into my folder.I need more McMemes
Alexander Barkov, owner of the Rogers Place
i feel so fat when sitting down hoc
>connor mcdavid and his family are letting some retard on the dan lebetard show get to themahahaha, this fucking retard really wants Connor McOverrated as his new nickname huh.
>>141604875then do more cardio and drink less
why does a divegrass game get a sticky but /hoc/ gets nothing?
>>141604400Heaven. Stay strong brother.
>>141605101Mods hate us
>>141605101biased mods. Panthers are going to sweep this series, so its not going to be so interesting
Any news today?
Thots?
Eastern Conference >>>>> Western Conference
>>141605518it rained
>>141605101You know how they say "The meek shall inhert the Earth"Well the meek love divegrass
>>141605723so the third word?
>>141605554Can’t believe so many retards thought it was the other way around Kek.
>>141605886Yes third world monkies that is correct.
>>141605915a lot of /hoc/ believed the stars were winning the cup
>>141606129Everyone's bracket was killed by this. Does anyone's bracket still stand?
>>141606215based on the bracket challenge, some of us predicted the kitties would win
>>141605101Majority of the mods are thirdies who hate non-soccer threads
I honestly think that Canucks would have had a chance if they, not Oilers, were in the final
>For several years, there have been rumors and speculation about Mitch Marner's ability to handle the pressures of playing for the Toronto Maple Leafs, particularly in regards to his interactions with the media. Some have labeled him as sensitive, unable to handle pressure, and arrogant.>According to Sportsnet's Elliotte Friedman, former head coach Sheldon Keefe had to adapt his communication style to accommodate Marner's sensitive nature, a detail that corroborates what many fans have observed and discussed for some time.Kek what a soft pusy
>>141606465they would have put up a decent fight
>>141606129Sad
>>141606294I did (:
>>141606538kwab
>>141604006We all need a fundraiser sometimes.
>finals>national broadcast>has to use a $20 IKEA tableKWAB
>>141606774nice job :) I also thought winnipeg would eliminate colorado
>>141606538Confirmed
It is incredible how that Nazi didn't get a suspension from a blatant knee to the head
>>141606089retarded pic
>>141606892Based they deserve it
>all this gay euro ball shit on the front page
>>141607166I'm not watching it though
>>141607101just like my islanders
>>141607101shush it and hush it yuropoor
>>141606892this just makes me like him
>I don't know Barkov personally but I'll call him Sasha!
So what are we all suppose to do after hockey finishes tomorrow?
>>141607520planning on rewatching 96-97 personally
>>141606538Zoomer with inflated ego. What a bitch.
>>141607520cyberbullying male on male rape victims and posting about the Flames same as every day
>>141607520Get my life back.
>>141607520He’ll make a 2 hour video on the best vantage point at every arena
>>141607520enjoy shannon's video series on every season of the NHL he started a week ago
>>141607520Boreball for me.
I hope we win game 4 :D, it was nice to drag ceci, nurse and skinner to a finals hopefully holland and make some moves.
>>141607520I'll read more manga
>>141607515American moment
>>141607868i hope nurse puts up five points and convinces the oilers he's totally worth nine and one fourth milly so he can drown the oilers for another few seasons
JENhttps://youtube.com/shorts/rx1paUKBnP4
>>141608185He can't link a youtube video AHAHAHAHAHA RETARD
>>141607520divegrass tournament, then alcoholism
>>141608250?
>>141607515> Barky and Chuky!!!
>>141608250worked on my machine lol
>>141607709The flames suck
>>141606774>Vegas>Kings>CapsI too though the jets would beat the soft pussies
>2015 atlantic division cup finalist>2016 atlantic division game 7 ecf - lost to champs>2017 atlantic division game 7 2ot ecf - lost to champs >2018 atlantic division game 7 ecf - lost to champs>2020* atlantic division cup>2021* two atlantic division teams in the final>2022 atlantic division cup finalist >2023 atlantic division cup finalist >2024 atlantic division cup
>>141606129I said back in september gary would rig an oilels panthers final
For me it's overconfident Oilels fans
>1994 canadian team didn't win the cup>1995 canadian team didn't win the cup>1996 canadian team didn't win the cup>1997 canadian team didn't win the cup>1998 canadian team didn't win the cup>1999 canadian team didn't win the cup>2000 canadian team didn't win the cup>2001 canadian team didn't win the cup
>>141608905what happened in 2002, i'm on the edge of my seat
FUCK YOU GARY>clap clap clapclapclapFUCK YOU GARY
FUCK ME GARY>clap clap clapclapclapFUCK ME GARY
>>141608868He didn't factor in Bobrovsky not shitting the bed for once
>>141608868
>>141608868Overconfident coach as well
>>141608868I'm starting to think that being this delusional is just a canadian thing
>>141608853I knew kitties would make it
>>141609096>Knobber still has some optimismAHAHAHAHAHAH why?
>>141605101Imagine if the mods enabled US state and Canadian province flags. /hoc/ would never recover.
guys remember that we cant lick our lips until the apple has fallen from the tree, old binnish proverbonly when the kitties have won the stanlee kuppi can we celebrate on the expense of the oilers
thinking about mcgaykid and all his failures
Dreidel is completely hopeless, as he can't feed on lackluster teams
you now remember nhl 2004https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ju7m9o6sz1A
yeah day drinking bro here going to dinner with dad and mom going to make casual racist conversation to make Dad laugh
>>141597915Why couldn't the oiler get past shitty 2nd period forecheck multiple times?
>>141609466I wish my dad was that based
>>141609466I'm going to bed. Euroball is not exciting today. It's 3:0 already.
>>141609420> pic JC looks like Mike Stoklasa
>>141609338This series is a foreskin concussion
>>141609536Hyvaa Yota, Latvia
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=icolpCy1PbM
>>141609338good point. I'll save my best posts for when the kitties win
>>141597915Is NHL real communism?Giving the weak teams free players is a communist move. But is it communist enough? It's 3-0 in the final now. The league might not be competitive enough.
>>141607520Watch soccer
>>141609310flags are and always have been a mistake
>>141608868Retard
>>141609616onwards from 1:09 i want to destroy my house
>>141609338gross
>>141609575Will the panthers players be excited to get the cup 3000 miles from their home arena?
>>141608721All of it were teams from Florida except the senators one meme appearance
>>141609661The Oilers should be dominant after all their first overalls yet theyre shit lmaoPanthers built a good team over years of trades and drafts
>>141609661every team gets free players from the draft
>>141609783of course they will
>>141609803>traded for barkov and ekblad
>>141609745
>Best player in the world - $12.5 million>Second best player in the world - $8.5 million>AHL goalie - $5 million>"top pairing defenseman" - $9.25 millionPlease help my team is capfucked and getting swept
>>141609889Don’t worry Leon is leaving soon
>>141609861Retard
Am I too much of a boomer? NHL 99 menu music rocks https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EOaB4pQ2CwA&list=PL9606317D5997C36E
>>141609994nou
McDavid is this generation's Eric Lindros. Supposed generational talent swept in his only final. Lindros didn't score a goal until garbage time in game 4 and mcdavid hasn't scored yet
>>141609861Ekblad is poopy
>>141610044McDavid’s actual career starts in 2027
>>141610198Nah it starts when he goes on his retirement tour on the Rangers like every other old washed up star player
>>141610189then why do the panthers play him so much?
>>141610044This was before Paul Kariya's concussion. NHL was evil before, and Draisaitl's flying elbows have no place in this game
What did he mean by this?
>>141610298Paul kariya was a midget who couldn't protect himself he was bound to get hurt
>>141609957
>>141610412Youre an idiot and you know it
>>141610453Well can anyone prove him wrong?
>>141610477Kariya knew better than to cut through the trolley tracks. his fault. He still played many years after that hit did not ruin his career
>>141610690You are an evil motherfucker
>>141610317Something to do with his autism I believe..
>>141610578>Mein fuher…McDavid’s counterattack…he’s scoreless
>>141610578Maybe when the Panthers win tomorrow's game?
>>141610730Hockey is a violent sport
>>141610844Not anymore unfortunately
>>141610895I'd blame gary but these faggot million dollar athletes who just want to play pond hockey and don't care about winning are as much to blame https://youtu.be/USs9AXkGpMs?si=tWvU7OTWHoS9fow5
>>141610821>whenif
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WYRldU0CTtg
Ryan Reaves has more goals in the Stanley Cup Final than McDavid, Draisaitl, the Nuge and Bouchard combined
>>141611887yet the same amount of cups
>>141611154oilers have already given up, those last 2 goals were there death throes
what's for dinner lads?
>>141611887this is freaking epic
>>141611966youre smart to be afraid
>>141611997your mom
>>141611997canadian tears
>waging overwhat's up, you gay retards?
https://youtu.be/-eiaGeAO-fU?si=xCcVI91W5-7q2l-cThe last time the Oilers got swept
>>141612691Hand me a beer https://youtu.be/y1DUKZapCOc?si=vlP91AuKMTwkRdl2
On a scale of 1 to 10, how entertained have you been so far?
>>1416129177 I wish the games had higher scores
>>141612917It's been fun to chirp the oilers but in terms of an actual competitive series it has been pretty boring and lopsided
>>141612917a 10 until my canesies crumbled :(
Eat cock randy
WAGING IS OVER :DDDDDD
>>1416133732024 is just a code word for 2006
overall an average thread
>please wait awhile before making a new thread
>>141613447next thread will be better
>>141612917>no nucks v stars4/10 but if gary sweeps the oilers it'll jump to 7//10
new>>141610301>>141610301>>141610301
>>1416129170
>>141613634>>141613634>>141613634NEW
>>141612691Please don’t call me gay
>>141610255What year do you think this is?
