Friday Night Bar Edition /hoc/vious: >>141597915
>>141613634
first for
this cup doesn't count
What's on tap tonight?
>>141613696Retard
>>141613696Counts more than last years
>>141613634Shit thread
today I've been reading a lot of opinions and articles about how goaltending is the difference in this cup final but everyone is saying Skinner is just having a rough patch and completely ignoring the fact that goaltending has been the Oilers number one issue for the last few seasons and have done absolutely nothing to address it like just because Skinner didn't shit the bed every game this playoffs somehow made him a capable goalie.
>>141613731just like my islanders
Sunbelt UNDEFEATED Chinese Canadians you’ll get it next time
In pretty much every hockey related thread right now there's at least one keyboard athlete from the Calgary, Vancouver and Florida fan bases sneering and jeering about the Oilers.And it's always the same, tired expressions. If people were creative it might be fun, but they haven't really been and it's just sad.Don't take the bait.Keep your stick on the ice.
>>141613760The oilers best defensive defenceman is vinnie "seaweed man" desharnais any goalie would look like shit
>leaf team in finals>its a 4 or 5 game seriesEvery time...
between the blue jackets and the Kraken.Which of the two would be ideal for the man looking for a live NHL team always overshadowed by the Major League Soccer team from the same city?
>>141613935Bruins
Nigga been doing this for almost a decade give it a rest man
>>141613979I won't fall for your troll responseAlso, I need a city in the United States where they are only successful in Major League Soccer.
>>141613981he won't stop until people stpp giving him attention
stop replying to fernando you idiots
>>141614040/hoc/ doesnt reply to obvious bait challenge (impossible)
>>141613634>put in all that time and effort and work just to see your team fail to do the same
>>141613981He's like the neighborhood stray cat.
Ryan Reaves has more goals than McDavid and Draisaitle in the finals, despite the EDM duo making $21 million (USD).
>>141614020You've been the one with the troll question for about 8 years. Now go root for the Braves, Chiefs, Blackhawks, Indianapolis Indians, and Spokane Indians. And more importantly, kill yourself with a dildo machine
>>141614141retard
>>141613872Flames went 7Canucks have gone 7 multiple times
>>141613634why cum neither panthers nor oilers have developed any form of traditions which in terms of awesomeness can equalize the communical dissatisfaction of this procedurehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vOrkD1N2HCs
This will grow the game
>>141614405Sheeeeeeeit
>>141614381Potvin was the Panthers color commentator for awhileWonder how he felt about hearing that whistle still lmao
>>141614141dumb retard
>>141614405All Caulfield had to do was accidentally step on whatever the fuck that black guy is wearing on his feet and he would've been a hero after slicing through it
The Edmonton Oilers have no business being in the final. They were given a mickey mouse path to the cup and now they're getting exposed for the frauds that they are. There are 3 other teams in the Atlantic division alone that would have fared better than this against Florida.
>>141614486yeah well that's why they play the games dipshit
>>141614405Unironically it probably will if he continues to talk about hockey. All my little middle school aged cousins and their friends love dude and his fandom for Ronaldo(kek) has them being Ronaldo fans.
>>141614405the fuck is he eating?
>>141614405Why the fuck is this zoomer nog so popular? His videos offer no substance other than what's essentially a caricature of black people Also lmao at the raped bitch crying to the jannies again for calling him raped
>>141614596Looks like over night oats
>>141614596
>>141614596Blendered poutine
>>141614596Cornstarch probably
>>141614596Overnight oats for max gains
Someone please make another collage this year
>>141614695>carbs for gainslmfao tell me your a manlet without telling me
1993
>>141613760which goaltender has been available for trade that is better?
I drink champion horse semen for gains. Yeah it’s 10k a liter but I spare no expense. Yes, I do play for the Oilers.
>>141614596Cum
>>141614763Whats the point, everyone here is cheering for the Oilers. Collages are supposed to be for when a heavy favorite gets upset, or a team with lot's of annoying fans in /hoc/ gets upset, neither of which is happening right now. Collages have become so diluted and soulless since some autist decided that every series needs one.
>>141614868I mean everyone here is cheering for the panthers obviously
>>141614868collages died when that faggot made one for a mid season loss
>>141614868>everyone here is cheering for the OilersLiterally nobody is cheering for the soilers. fuck the oilers fuck mcmeme and fuck you
>>141614909I can't help it. I came into these playoffs not caring at all and after watching Edmonton and their fans for 4 rounds I would cheer for anyone playing against the Oilers.
>>141614993Calm down flametard, drink some water or something
Anyone here been to Anaheim before?Is it a nice place to visit? Looks lovely from what I can see.
>>141615029Im not an albortion
I just realized my blue and orange team fucking sucks
>>141615031It has Disneyland and a lot of asian girls. It's paradise.
>>141615031Southern California is a shithole
>>141613696Cups haven't counted since >it was in.Flamers got robbed
>>141614141based
>>141614763This collage sucks. It includes a lot of obvious bait posts and lacks the soul of old /hoc/
>>141615117nobody gives a shit about the loser flames>b-but muh irreverent shitpost!!nobody cares
>>141614020Shut the fuck up Pedro (and you're looking for Portland I guess)
>>141615108Where do you live?
>>141614020Please come to Seattle so you can be raped to death by vagrants
>>141615153>SNES WILL WIN STAN LEE CAP THIS
>>141615170this
>>141615191I lived in Santa Clarita for 19 years. Southern California is a dystopian shithole. Even the nice looking areas full of the fakest people imaginable.
>>141615031lovely place for retards
I remember saying the oilers do not have the goaltending to go all the way earlier this year. In response I was called "delusional" or a "troll" by oily fans.
>>141615231Santa Clarita?! Oh ok yeah I understand why you think it's a shithole lmao my badWhere do you live now?
>>141615329>>141615231California used to be a nice place before everyone domestically and internationally moved here. Real Californians have bee displaced years ago.
>>141615031lots of fake asses and tits
I might change my designated drinking day for tomorrow and watch the panthers win while getting drunk at a barMiamibros where do Pantherfans congregate
>>141615302delusional troll
>>141613681Should I do this to know what its like to be gay without actually being gay?
>>141615416The other guy will have to ask his mom if you can come over and watch the game
>>141615416>Panthers fanslmao
>>141615416>Miami>Panthers fanlmao
my sober week ends sunday but i really wanna drink tomorrow for the final game :/
Greetings /hoc/, haven't posted here for a while. I haven't watched any of these playoffs because my team didn't participate, also I am busy wageslaving manual labour 6 days a week for 10 hours a day for $15 dollars an hour just so I can be poor, so I don't have much time to watch hockey and post on the /hoc/ anymore.I'm turning 30 this month and there's never been a single Canadian team win the Stanley Cup in my entire lifetime. Should I just end it already lmao (for real tho)
>>141615329I live in western Washington now. A state trying to become California. >>141615375I left because I could only afford to live in fucking Antelope Valley. It’s fucking cruel to be raised upper middle and be relegated to the ghetto.
>>141615510
>>141615509didn't ask
>>141615509Chin up pal
>>141615031Youll like the weather for sure. Maybe too much.
I downloaded this pic in 2015
>>141615416I'm getting on a plane to the other side of the country tonight if the monsoon doesn't stop me. Unless this somehow goes to seven I'm gonna miss out on all the celebrations.Big sad.
I for one am looking forward to the off season moves and free agent signings.
>>141615512The thing that's bad about the ghetto is the people. I don't mind the messy lawns, weathered buildings but the people are filthy, stupid and arrogant about it all.
>>141615527my bad I thought this was sort of an open forum where we could speak our minds about hockey and life and stuff
>>141615536Z E R OEROgoalsZero (0)
>>141615510McKWAB
>>141615536more like leads in high danger copes
This playoff series has been a disaster, hasn't it?
>>141615587your thinly vieled blogpost is not open discussion
>>141615584I care more about that than the actual hockey desu. These teams suck, the games suck
>>141615609Just like my islanders
>>141615536
>>141615526One does not simply score a goal in the Final
>>141615683Mcmeme would get eaten alive in the eastern conference. 100 assists means absolutely nothing. not a playoff player
Utah HC what a joke
>>141615745Best option out of any of the others we came up with
>>141615585My brother had a place in Palmdale and we’d go to the dollar store to get snacks and I swear every time I went in there I saw people stealing. Stealing from a dollar store.
>>141615683>point scorers
>>141615745it's a temporary name
>>141615773No it isn'tIts the worst name imaginableNot just no soul it's anti soul
You should've paid the child support and stopped choking her when she tapped out, Evander.
>>141615800Mullett Arena was temporary too and Gary almost let it go for 3 years
>>141615802There's no soul in coming up with a name just for the sake of having a name
>>141615841Retard
You know what's really fucking funny? The Oilers passed on drafting Matthew Tkachuk to instead pick Jesse Puljujarvi in the 2016 draft
>we need to hire an entire team of marketing experts and have four fan surveys and go through seven focus groups so we can end up with a name as epic as the seattle kraken
>>141615887they saw gold in them giant nostrils
>>141615805uh evander bros...
>>141615887still not as funny as the flames giving him up for hoob
>>141614768>He's never had overnight oats.ngmi
>>141615805LOLI kinda feel bad for Evander Kane, he's a single father with full custody of his children because this woman is so unhinged, and now she's publicly trying to fuck his opponents to make him angry. Imagine if that was your mother, those poor kids
>>141616022cope
I just remembered Florida won 3 of their 4 wins over the bruins at TD garden kek totally mogged
>>141616038I watch less hockey because I'm sick of seeing the same 6 experts and panelists jerking each other off all the time. the gambling ads too.
>>141615965he was going to walk away in free agency anyway, better the Flames got something in return. otherwise it would have been like John Tavares leaving the NY Islanders with nothing in return
>>141616076Then don't watch the panels
>>141616022and then other article says 56% of all canadians are watching the finals (aka the white population of canada).
>>141616091cope
>>1416160466-1 at the garden if you include last year
>>141615805Jen
>>141616092I don't.
>>141616091I'd argue acquiring a 10 million dollar boat anchor that is impossible to trade is worse than getting empty cap space
>>141616091They were better off walking away with nothing
>>141615841Oh yeah so let's just ho with literally nothing and call it a "club" even though this is America and we call em teams
>>141616146The habs and leafs are technically still hockey clubsWhat did you think the CH stood for?
>>141616137worked for the islanders
>>141616100that isn't a cope that's a fact. Tkachuk said to the Flames that he was not going to re-sign a contract extension with them, so Brad Treliving was forced to get whatever he could for himWhere Brad Treliving fucked up was when he turned around and gave Huberdeau a huge contract before even playing a single game
>>141615841how the fuck do you think the other teams acquired their names?
>>141616173Cucks du Hockey
>>141616173what makes a team "technically a club", do they have to have a clubhouse or something, maybe a secret handshake
>>141616193or Treliving could have just told Tkachuk to fuck off and sit at home until he's 27 if he didn't want to re-sign
>>141616193retard
>>141616200The good ones have some history behind them. Utah doesn't have any history. Otherwise it would have been something gay like Predators or Thrashers or Kraken.
Edmonton niggas right now.
LET'SGOOILERS
>>141616193john lied, matty could have been lying toi
>>141616244would have been funny but it would still result in Tkachuk leaving
>>141614768cope /fit/ told me that oats maximize gains
>>141614868Nobody is rooting for the oilers
>>141616288yeah i wouldnt want to play in calgary either unless i was forced to
>>141615375The same could be the said about most decent areas of America
every boy in America grows up dreaming of playing for the Calgary Flames you wouldn't get it
>>141615449If you try it, I’ll try it as well
>>141616357no wonder the usa is in rapid decline
>>141615494Don’t give in, brother. You’re stronger than that
>>141615907It’s called money laundering
>>141616263which ones have history behind them?
I think Utah Outlaws is a pretty sweet name, it even rhymes. Utah Venom is pretty good too in a 90s roller hockey kind of wayThe only names I don't really like are Utah Blizzard and Utah Yeti, so I bet they pick one of those. At least it's still better than Seattle Kraken
>>141615805damn this bitch is crazy
>>141615509Don’t. Look into apprenticeships or certification
>>141616405Read a book jeet
>>141616357It's true just ask Craig Conroy
>>141616435Still hasn't lost a trade
>>141616435Let hin cook
>>141616379Just like my Islanders
Huh I can actually see it
>>141616421which book?
>>141616482That's the same person
>1 game left of the final>discussing FlamesFlamesbros we run this forum
>>141616484I'd start with something that has pictures
>>141616414It's hard to get the kids as a man in those things, especially as a retarded gambling addict, but I suppose that's the way to do it
>>141615512I know that feeling. It sucks that I can’t afford to live in my hometown
>>141615509Forklift bro I thought you were dead
Sidney Crosby and Connor McDavid should never be spoken in the same breath ever again
>>141616280>worst girl >deadmonton supporterChecks
>>141615553>saved
>>141616484Amelia Bedila. It’s about a maid with autism who takes everything literally.
>>141616506same tired defeated arguments from the fumes
>the peak of being a Flames fan since 1990 is a guy forcing his way out so he can win the Cupgrim
>>141616547Sid the shid lost his first final appearance
>>141616617But enough about Joe Nieuwendyk
Florida needs to lose so they can win the cup at home and have and endless rain of rats coming down on Gary
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3-_llVoM3lM
>>141616647also didn't take him 10 years to make it then came back and won it
>>141616647He was 20, mcdavid is 27
>>141616513So just to summarize for everyone, you claimed that new team names are soulless because they have no history, and then you were either unwilling or unable to provide the team names you believe do have history, then you further tell me to read a book to learn about the subject, and you again are either unwilling or unable to provide the name of a single book containing the information that forms the basis of your entire opinion.is this correct?
>>141616664That's sounding pretty antisemitic, goy
>>141616664No Florida needs to win in Edmonton and have rats rain down on their ice for the cosmic irony of it all.
>>141616410They should be Utah Raptors. There was an actual dinosaur called Utah raptor
>craptors
Same pattern on the table, same clock on the wallBut one case empty 9 years an allFreezing slow time away from a goalHe's 27 years old, never won a cup He's 27 years old, never won a cup
>>141616647Unlock it, bud
>>141616679>>141616695>>141616749Getting nervous?
>>141616734Raptors is too "gimmicky" of a name for there to be two of them in the big sports leagues, it would be like calling them the Padres. It's cool, but you only get one of those
At this point in McDavid's career, Crosby went to the final twice, to the olympics twice, and got concussed twice
>>141616796two is just the right amount of concussions and broken noses
>>141613681>SnickersThat's a mars bar retard
>>141616796crosby played with mariomcmeme never played with wayne
At this point in McDavid's career we were already discussing Crosby in the conversation as one of the 5 greatest hockey players to ever play the game and then he would go on to win twice more. mcdavid has accomplished so little it's actually astonishing
mcgayvid
Watching boreball and i'm thinking after the lee i'm not going to follow sports until October
>>141616952Literally 26 games of washed up 40 year old mario on a broken back Still good enough for almost a point per game on a line with michael oulette and colby armsbitch
>>141616955thank you gary
>>141617020Didn’t ask
>>141616952Crosby played with Mario and McMeme plays Mariocart. Says it all.
We're obviously at the point of the movie where it looks over for our protagonist (Oilers) and it now we get to see the greatest comeback of all time
>>141617030It's not Gary's fault he hasn't scored a goalI thought he was supposed to be a gamebreaker who takes over games
Some retard said there’s a possibility of Jason Robertson being traded for Brady Tkachuk and I would just be so mad if that’s true
Need the Kitties to sweep so my Kings can buy out PLD’s contract
>>141617108It’s not
>>141617159I wouldn’t think so either. All the same hearing it disturbed me.
>>141616777>Rags>Jets>Kings>all have same team names as in another sportCome on man
>>141617085crosby won a cup scoring only one in the finalwhen gary is ready he will alone connor to pot one in
>>141617207those are all NPC names
>>141616664booed in Edmontoncheered in FloridaGary will give a win to Edmonton tomorrow.
>>141617213That one goal was a game winner to tie the series after being down 0-2https://youtu.be/WjZm6yrW5gY?si=lQ5jlAeDVGUi3LRR
did ask, do care
sippin' post day drink cofe
>>141617329ok, did he score again?
Which player under 24 is gonna have the best performance next season?
>>141616564best girl. so only a 50% cringe post
>>141617403your fucking mom
>>141615609I've had fun but the finals suck
https://youtu.be/W_1pHZcvCvE?si=0Yt4s5ZQ_50oJCpYNever seen mcmeme do this in the final
>>141617426She’s not in her 20s but I’ll tell her you thought she was young she’ll love that
>>141617020the olympics are usually a fun time on /sp/
>>141615887KEK
>>141617403Hannah Bilka
>>141617458>I've had fun but the Oilers suckFixed that for you
>>141615609Yup. Happy for the Panthers but it’s really anticlimactic viewing.
>>141617479>summer olys
>>141617041_/ _/ _/ _/ _/
>>141616796he really is elite
>>141617503this would've been extremely gay 2-1 trap shitter hockey and the stors would've probably gotten swept because the west is ass
>>141616046>>141616102thanks for the reminder
my nuckies would have bootyblasted the kittys
McDavid will redeem at the olympics/four nations fag-off
jen the new /cric/ general is referencing us AGAIN (their last thread was also up for like 5-6 days keklmao)
>>141616564best girl is supporting her fellow german
>>141617554It would’ve been fun and would probably have gone to 7.
>>141617572The west just plays 1-3-1 dump n chase bullshit hockey they can't handle puck possession teams like the east
>>141617581because he'll play with crosby and mackinnon
>>141617582Imagine having indian flags in your general
>>141617503Were the Stors just fucking with us when they lost the series to the Oilers? Seriously been looking back wondering how the hell the Oilers beat them ..
>>141617581he is just going to be further exposed as a mcfraud
>>141617620I get a sussy feeling about it knowing how they were unusually happy post elimination they were all smiles and joking around and so I wonder if they cut some kind of a deal.
fuck I don't want to study
>>141617661Theyre just pussies who play in a pathetic hockey market so they don't get called out by the media when they stop trying
>>141617620The Stars don't play defence. That's why /hoc/ calls them frauds all season long. It's obvious to anyone who isn't retarded.
>>141617620>>141617692They threw games 4&5 and I’ll never be convinced otherwise.
reminder that you could be watching this
Real dick eating hours
>>141617698>The Stars don't play defenceThey honestly couldn’t because of Nils and what’s his face who got injured early on this year. Even then getting through 2 series with 5 D isn’t fraudulent it’s just risky and dire.
>>141617744Literally the most meaningless shit the caps farm team is the winningest in history yet the caps have won 1 cup in 50 yearsThe toronto marlies winning the calder did more organizational harm than good
>>141617745Yeah you would know you’ve been munching on it since 1993
Everyones going to say Edmonton got swept, that's not what happened
>>141617794sounds like a gm problem
>>141617794yeah im not even going to read your cope if you can't even name the players on your own team
>>141617848I accept your concession
>>141617815>as always, Canada thinks hockey is all about Canada and nowhere elseyou hoser.. I shall be furious with you during this entire intermission, excuse me..
>>141617825Everyone said I got cucked. That's not what happened. I'm there, I'm in the room. Lindros is in my wife. But it could've been 4 inches the other way
dylan wants to be copey so badly kwab
Well?
>>141617871Kys R. B.
>>141617872would Lindros be in her ass then, or would he be in you?
>>141616173What do Canadian teams have to do with this being America?
>>141617876Why would anyone want to be a vertically challenged Mexican fag who roots for a first round exit?
>>141617892such a weird shot to take
>>141617892KWAB
>>141617892He's right though previous events mean nothing the only thing that matters is this season
>>141617974players are still a product of their past experiences
>>141617933
>>141617996Not sure how much they took from getting raped by vegas
Lindros is a bitch. I would be in his ass and slap his head until he gets another concussion
>>141617996ya experienced losers
>>141616173>the Canadien Habitantes or I dunno... derp
>>141618040Sounds gay
>>141618049you would know fag
>>141617825>>141617872
smells like sex in here
COPEY BRO IN MY SOUL
any anime tards ever seen this?
>>141618156actually yeah my older brother had this on VHS in the 90s remember it being pretty cool
>>141618040the biggest cupless kwab if there ever was one
>>141618156does the elf slut get raped by orcs?
>>141618156It’s good but there’s not much gay subtext.
/Hersch/
>>>/out/>>>/out/>>>/out/>>>/out/
Fun time is over the raped jannybabby is here
sticks and stoned
>>141618304>he's outhahah
>>141618366>He's raped Haha
>Canucks making their final offer on Zadorov this weekend. There are rumblings that some teams are prepared to offer him 6x6 on July 1
fags getting filtered kek
try reddit if you need a safe space
>>141618485>Let me shield my eyes from things I don't like
oh no anything but being filtered on an anonymous website :(
>>141618374This
>>141618446Retard
I cannot stop blasting long and sustained pelechLike every ten minutes
>nba final gets a sticky again>stanley cup final won't/h-h-hoc/ runs /sp/
>>141618649Shut the fuck numale
>>141618649shut up canatard
>>141618649/hoc/ doesn't do game threadsvisa vi, no stickies
>>141618678retard
>yes let’s have a sticky so all the third worlders can spam it with pornRetard
>>141618692I asked a few times yesterday but you kept dodging the question - do you have a humiliation fetish?
>>141618649good
>>141618699absolute cope
Look at the fucking state of our threads. Noone is gonna sticky this shit.
>the city of Bears
>>141618699you promised me porn but the sticky didnt have a single boobafucking retard
>the half-digested irony of it all
uh oh, Firebirds>uh oh
>Hershey, PA, a city
https://x.com/brittacurl/status/1801770893867168040They got chuddy to say "bipoc," that's some grit, that's a girl who wants to win a Walter
>>141619038I drove through there once
Soooo why during a delayed penalty does the goalie not become the extra attacker?
>>141619187WowI love local flavor, it's what makes the minor so appealing
>>141619210
>>141619222It seemed like a place where someone could live certainly
>>141619079humiliation ritual, grim
The Panthers are Saskatchewan's team nya
can a /pol/anon explain to me why the Gary Juden wants Florida? And what the end-goal is with all these sunbelt tax-break teams succeeding so much in the past decade? I miss 90's Hockey. Oilers V. Rangers in 2024 would've been the most kino /hoc/ display you zoomer faggots would ever get to witness. Shame he wants the Haitian immigrant Floridians to be the hallmark of the league now, what a waste.
>EDMfags are using proxies now
>>141619453Mashallah anonAllah will smile upon you and refugee children
>>141619413you're a newfag if you don't get it and the rangers are shit got an easy division play boring trap hockey and got raped by florida
>>141614141based retard
>>141619210goalies aren't allowed to handle the puck outside of the defensive zone
>>141619531>trap hockey>2024yep, retarded leaf. Shocker. Okay so can an /x/ user explain to me why the Juden wants southern hicks jitts taking over?
bored so I checked my team's subreddit since we got eliminated earlier in the playoffs and they are all rooting for the Panthers saying they deserve with flimsy excuses. If /hoc/ was faster on the news for my team I would never go there, but alas it is not so.
>>141619633have you considered following the beat writers for you team, so you get news about them as soon as it happens?
>>141619661Following them on twitter or following them home from grocery shopping
>>141619613>rags
>>141619661I try and not use social media for mental health reasons, 4chan being the exemption.
>Calgary still in a water crisis for 3 to 5 more weeksTHE ABSOLUTE STATE OF THESE TARDS
>>141619661>Quantavous reading
>>141619677>still no answer about the Gary Juden love affair with Haitian Floridians Canacuck please stop digging yourself deeper in a hole & deflecting the question.
>>141619752>>141619677>samefag jeet
>>141619684Calgary sucks at ice hockey so they gotta pull out all the stops for off-season to impress
>>141614791Me :)
>>141619752Abdul you got usOmg your mosque will be laughing about this one!
>american seethingnever grows old
>>141619818Sorry Soupy, maybe the laffs will take you back at 25% retained
>>141619794Joe did nothing wrong.
BUSINESS IDEA:Retractable Roof for the Golden Knights' arena so the Army's Golden Knights PJ team can land on the ice
>>141619521>>141619871If you're white, then why don't you post hand?
>>141619920I bet he was delsicious
>>141619747the 90's were the white mans times, especially in the NorthEast. Shame they couldn't hold onto it entering the 00's
>>141619975
>>141615170>nobody gives a shit about [team]>*keeps talking about [team]*you can't make this basedkaf up
>>141620029Impressive Counter point:
>>141619975>>141620011>>141620029>t.facebook kike
>>141620091for added authenticity, I do not remember posting this at all... seems like me, though... legitimate, even
>>141619684It's just a pipe.In the pipeline country.How is this possible?
>>141619413>Oilers V. Rangers in 2024 would've been the most kino /hoc/ display you zoomer faggots would ever get to witnesskek it's been downhill since the 2010 you think Gary wants to provide actual KVNO? He's been bought out.
>>141620203no one asked
>>141620399it's a free compulsory service
>>141619684Third world shit. Imagine paying property taxes in that jeet shithole
>shows up in 2018>spams shitty 2018 twitter meme>hey le lads i am le old spee poster like you lads *posts 2009 meme he saved off KnowYourMeme* see?>proceeds to get BTFO for 6 years>known as raped bitch nowKWABOAT
>>141620556is this true?
>>141620588its real
>>141620330KWAB some leaf is angry must be from BC
kwarb
Season ends tomorrow. Shitter lets in the 1st goal like usual. Gary gets booed
So you fags are just gonna spam the forced rags meme every time they are down this season even though they are number 1 with the best record and actually look like the best team in the league? Rent free hahaha
>>141613634helloooo :) YUMA who win the cup t ?
uh oh, Firebirds....
>>141620616and it's spectacular
>>141620816
>the city of Hershey, PA
>>141621113Raped
>>141621063god it was so cozy, for a time. When is the NHL gonna be better than the NBA? When is the reversal? When is the proto-90's timeline going to kick in?
my firebirdsies :)
>>141621169Keep Hope Alive, lad>image partially related
>>141621212Kill yourself
>>141621169When gary bettman dies which will be never
>>141621233good post iidssm
I hope Edmonton fans bring rats to the game to help celebrate Florida's first Stanley Cup victory
I just want everyone to k kw nwo
Can we talk about my Penguins?
>>141621591might not be bad as a karlsson wrangler desu, he was also fox's first nhl coach
>>141621591
Trade Shane Shite and Fatt Coronato desu
made an edmongolian
>>141621642I feel bad for David Quinn for having to watch all 300 of those games
>>141621591Should've never let mario sell the team because fenway and dubas are sinking them
GARY SUCKSGARY SUCKSGARY SUCKSGARY SUCKS
>>141621690>go from a rebuilding >rags team to an abysmal Sharks teamHe really got fucked didnt he
the bitch, gaped has a humiliation fetish don't interact with him he's also a jannybabby
>>141621712just like my oilers
>>141621774The only interaction that fag gets is brave hoc chadians reminding him of who he is
Sunrise FL has the Based God's blessingEdmonton AB doesn't
>>141621642>Quinn was never my friend and he failed the Sharks. I hope he dies.What did Greier mean by this?
Three of my posts calling him raped were janny'd today alone. And yet none of his braindead posts were. Curious!
>Edmonton is going to overpay Bouchard for a flash in the pan season then be stuck with 2 Darnell Nurses when he goes back to being a 40 point guy
https://youtu.be/ZmUcE2nWHY8?feature=shared
>>141621914Very interesting indeed
>>141621914REALLY gets the almonds activated
>>141621914it's a catchphrasebut it's a relevant catchphrasethe janitor team needs to get a clue about the easter of 22
>>141621924
>>141621914Janny doesnt even warn me, they just delete them. Janny civil war over the raped bitch?
TONIGHT the SLAVIC BVLL begins clawing back from 0-3 to win his first of many championships and begin the legacy of LUKA GOAT to bring down the hated Micks’ team, Boston. Tomorrow the SLAVIC BVLLS run roughshod on the Great Mick Hope, Connor McDavid, and the Deutschbag, Leon Draishartdl.White boy summer canceled, SLAV BOY SVMMER IMMINENT
>>141621965*plays gnr on the juke*
>>141621978No apehop team has ever come back from 0-3
>>141621924Fucking literally me I go into people's stores and act like this
My monsters would've bootyblasted the firebirds
>this scfMy nuckies would've bootyblasted these SHIT teams
Don't the firebirds have a cute lady coach
>>141622066kinda
>>141622048yeah too bad they got bootyblasted themselves cause they're a shit team
>>141621965Probably does depend on the janny. I've received warnings, sometimes nothing, and occasionally a 3 day ban. Doesn't matter he's still a raped bitch
>>141613760Nooooo you dont get it, Holland's gotta keep his 1st and 2nd round picks. Who knows what third-pairing D or middle-6 winger he could acquire. The Pens, Hawks, Kings, Lightning championship teams won it all by standing pat at the deadline.
>>141621712but who will replace him?
>>141622124just like my penguins
>>141622107imagine taking a shower after the game and then she walks in and starts pointing and laughing at you
>>141621591crosby is never making playoffs again
When I'm 43 I don't want a career or business of my own, or a wife and kids or even a gf, or really anything worth living for. I want to be on welfare spending my days online smoking weed and reporting people who call me a raped bitch. Think I got what it takes?
>it don't matter cause his man pussy is still all itchy
>>141622199that'll probably be me (without the rape part) because i don't have the balls to kill myself properly desu
>>141622198He will next season when he joins my islanders
>>141622199I hate that I might end up in that situation
>>141622240If you find the courage give it to raped bitch instead
>>141622247you mean when he joins the aves
Stanley Cup champion Kylo Okposo
>>141622276No one asked
>>141617207For me it's the St Louis Baseball Cardinals and the New York Football Jets
Stanley Cup champion Oliver Ekman Larsson
>>141622190Haha then she whistles and a big black guy with a 10" cock walks over and she starts sucking it right in front of guy while making the making gesturing you have a small wiener with her index finger and thumb hahaGo bruins btw
Is there a more unlikable team than the Oilers?
>>141622335Your team
>>141622124my nuckies are full of americans made of glass that is why they are SHIT
tbg more like trb haha
Huomenta but opposite
>>141622358Hi, I'm raped bitch. You might remember me as bitchboy and theblinkingguy
>>141622354Based Canadian team full of Americans.Atleast they have the right idea.
>he wasn't wearing a tie at all
>>141613760In his defense this is his 2nd season in the NHL and only played 12 playoff games last year. He is still relatively new. You can blame goaltending but when you frontload to 3 forwards and they can't get a 5 on 5 goal for more or less than total of 4 games worth of play that is a bigger issue. Then add in shitty defense. I wouldn't write Skinner off, it's a good learning experience for him.
>>141622335>>141622335the Missionary Hounds
>>141622453>learning experienceTavares what are you doing in America
>>141622453tavares pay your fuckin taxes
>>141621591Yes
>>141615805Fuck her with his day with the cup and take a pic to send to him
>>141622392Well this makes sense since you are a phone poster
>>141622283>>141622310Good for them. Always nice to see vets win a cup. Excited for Alex Stalock to get his name on the cup too
Hey /hoc/, the orange round ball series is going five. What are we to do?
>>141622199put this one as first star of the night take the final lap
>>141622572that's how you get stabbed with a skate when lunchtime rowdies retaliate
>there are anons on the path to becoming trbgrim, we need to do an intervention on you guys
>>141622679Gary is going to boost injuries on the Panthers' side to 200% and someone on them gets injured so the Oilers win 5-0
>>141622679
>>141622739I'm playing wwe2k and using John Cena just went outside for a heater
>>141622512>>141622544kek, thanks /hoc/ bros
>>141622765if you think anyone will ever read this you need to reimagine your fucking life kwab
>>141622767You're on the right path
>>141622839God Bless - going back in
What even happens here?
>>141622919Magic
>>141622919Magic underwear wearing
>>141622919mass Jell-O consumption
>>141622919When the Utah Jazz draft me, a championship winning basketball team
Kek no one gives a fuck about hockey
>>141618038they learned how to rape dumbass
>>141623013KWAB
>>141623033KWAB
>>141618649sp is shit and piss outside of hoc
>>141623033Y'know Subban doesn't need to be there
Fuck Gary
When the Panthers win and the snowbelt seethes yet again I'm gonna have a hearty kek
>>141623111Checked
>>141623090
>>141623090He’s sending an intern to your door this instant
>>141623090>>141623090
>>141623013ESPN really doesn’t care
>>141623033Poverty network KWAB
>>141616091Management never wanted to trade Tavares because they were "in" on a playoff push. Would've been a bad idea iirc for the Islanders to trade away Tavares in the 2018 season. However looking back, it probably would've helped out. Garth Snow made a few big trades in the 2010's, maybe the worst was the one he never made with Tavares in the name of loyalty.
>>141623033KWABOSTUB (Kek What a Bunch of Shitty Table Using Bitches)
>>141622199Surprised the raped bitch has not got his boyfriends fo delete this
>>141623215More like KWABOSTUBOTY (Kek What a Bunch of Shitty Table Using Bitches of the Year)
>>141623184still know it's you bitchboy
Is it worth it to put a bet on soilers now? It's probably like +5000 odds or higher
>>141623271I wouldn’t
>>141623013gary could have negotiated a blowout deal with amazon or netflixinstead we get this
Let’s get this thread wrapped up
>>141623315And that’s why your life will always be mediocre.
>>141623355A clean sweep is on the menu
>>141623252kek that post wasn't even me you're just seething at randos weetad
>>141623386>>141623386>>141623386New
>>141614868retard
>>141615567lmao its on you, cuck
>>141615887yet pulju will rise the cup before mcdavid
