Dynamic Duo Edition/hoc/vious: >>141613634
>rags
I'm ready for the draft and trades and free agency
>laffs
I wonder how many goals they've scored this series
Disney made a McKwabid movie
>>141623386>>141623386>>141623386>>141623386>>141623386>>141623386
Good
>>141623427https://youtu.be/PZ295luzhtQ?si=38Mll67aCAEE9LBXRiley watches the Zednik injury and has a panic attack
>>141623428Do you have a humiliation fetish?
When you think about it, since NHL rosters are mostly Canadian, Canada wins the cup every year!
>>141623427Thank god all the lames fans died from lack of water or they'd have some unsavory opinions about this movie.
>>141623493How unsavory?
>>141623427Is there a cute hockey girl villain? asking for a friend haha
I'm drinking extra water for my Calgary bros
>>141623537I've turned on every faucet and flips on every light for good measure
What’s your team’s version of Publix?
>>141623563What does this even mean
>>141623563Sam Bennet
>>141623537>>141623545Thats good you may do that. You're American. We have water!Show those calgary fags that we don't live in a third world country lol
>>141623616Just emptied out the ice maker...
Flumes
>>141623563>It's your store
>>141623693Bandwagon fan here, what is significant about the Flames? I see they bitch about the Oilers with the Canucks all the time, but I dont get them as a team. What years were they good, are they considered Bruins/Leaf/Hab tier?
>>141623901what now? did /pol/ say something?
>>141623537BC fag here. None of you amerifats can even drink your tap water wtf are you idiots going on about.
>>141623901
>>141623924What the fuck are you talking about? We're not Mexicans.
>>141623901>being under 30anyways lelgary is too scared to respond to this post >>141623918
>>141623919I hope you’re not a zoomer, jabroni
>>141623962You dumb idiot that's always been around.
>>141623945I mean 35% of your population is Hispanic so idk about that.
>>141623918We are the main characters, were the most beloved, we have the funnest team, we make the best posts it's simple as that. We also live in the best area in Canada and we have the best lifestyle.
>>141623924It's regional. I have good water in upstate ny but florida water is revolting.
>>141623969Learn to fucking read
>>141624031All this does is just make it mandatory.
>>141623962Wow, it's fucking nothing. Michael Tracey is a bozo. Not registering was already a federal crime and a bunch of states already required it (and automatically submitted info) for things like driver's licenses.
who revved them up this thread?
>>141623976This and we have the funniest posters
>>141624038It was always mandatory.What this does is make it automatic at 18yo and increase the age range from 18-24 to 18-26
>soilers
>mcgaykid
>HB2274, the bill here that (as amended) addresses the creation of theme park districts (which provide tax relief), passed the Senate yesterday and received House concurrence by a 37-21 vote today, meaning it's heading to the Governor
The US military created raped bitch in a lab
>>141624112to derail us
>>141624112What happened to test tube babies, anyway? That was such a big deal in like the 2000s. Test tube babies.
>there are Americans in this thread right now that are probably gonna have to serve in the militaryHonestly a bit excited for less cantskate posts. Post quality is gonna go up
>>141624140You’re a fucking retard lol
>>141624128and it worked!
Just imagine the victory party when Canada defeats US Military and we get Maine back
Are Canadians having a melt down right now because their team is about to get swept outta the playoffs or is it just one of those days for them?
>my mavs coming back from down 3-0>my oilers about to as wellYou love to see it
>>141624212are you going repost images and type like a tryhard fag?
Guess I got my answer. I thought you guys didn't even care about the Oilers?
>>141624212I'm canadian and I couldn't be happier.I'd rather the cup stay in america forever if it means the oilers aren't touching it
>>141624231You gotta make it alittle less obvious when you switch your VPN canatard.I mean either that or you're just a canada simp.(Neither is a good look)
>>141624239See this. Based and truthful!Don't worry the Stanley Cup will stay in America where it belongs.
>>141624249you're a newfag and a redditor and barely over the age of 18 this most recent semester
>>141624268You gotta make it less obvious how mad you are.Atleast try.
>>141624212it's probably going to get dragged out to 6 games
>>1416242915 games I could see, Oilers get lucky one game or the Panthers just want to take it back to Florida to win at home.But 6? With what defence and what goalie?
>>141624315That's me being generous and presuming Mcdavid and Draistl will finally be able to break through for a couple of games. But what do I know, I thought the Oilers were going to come out gangbusters last game and they ended up folding midway through the 2nd.
>bombston lost tonight prolonging final>gary borrows same scriptIt's all so tiresome
>>141624372Gary is a nice man that wants to give Florida an extra game of SCF ticket revenue plus winning it in front of their home crowd
>>141624291>>141624315I'd rather see mcgaykid get hit in the face with hundred of rats than a full sweep
>>141624408panthers should be trying to win it tonight
>>141624408Based. I agree.
>>141624264lol kek imagenow slam him !
>>141624505Chara hates those kinds of people
>>141624559good slovak boy
waste of time type finals
>>141624408The oilers would probably complain that rats were the favorite animal of one of their 5 years removed assistant coach's offspring and its incredibly insensitive to their organization's deep and rich history to throw them
Thinking of opening up an oltermanni supplyline. Thoughts?
>first Utahs arena had too many obstructed seats>now the city's planning commission is ruling against building it due to zoning issuesHoly kek it's like watching Arizona play out again in fast motion
>>141624733Are they even going to be allowed to serve beer at the games?
>>141624733>uproot the yotes in the middle of the season>everything is having to be rushed>no team logo, no plans for an arena, city shutting down their renovation ideas>soon they'll be playing in the suburbs like ArizonaYou get what you fucking deserve Gary
>>141624733Anon learns about legislation
>>141623976the flames poster ringleader has done more damage to this place than anyone else in history
I love my AI girlfriend.
>>141624733>However, the City Council has the last say, and could still approve the plan.Who cares
>>141624733i hope we get to see that press conference with gary and the yotes owner again
>>141624829too bad he died from lack of hydration kek
Is anyone here going to become a Utah FC fan?
>>141625026I will treat them with more respect than Seattle
>>141625026No
>>141625067my krakies :(
>>141625026Not unless they pick a real name. For now I will treat them with less respect >>141625067
>>141624038>>141624041>>141624082>In the United States of America it's mandatory to die for IsraelI lost the little respect I had for every American hockey team just now.
Happy Day of the Rake lads
Unvaccinated Japanese hymen
>>141624754I love the kachina Mormon I kind of want to get him on a tshirt
>>141624832kys retard
>>141625026because maccelli and välimäki yes
Bobrovsky is due for a bad game
Tonight we feast
Is the 2024 season really ending tonight?
WE'RE THE RED AND WHITE ARMY
>>141625453Retard
>>141625470i hope so. it's been an awful one
Why haven't Oilers fans been posting here as much lately?
>>141625481Sure the Oilers can win a single game
>>141623493>>141623537>>141623616>>141623693>>141623771>>141623959>>141624829>>141624861rent free
https://youtube.com/watch?v=quwYZt772NgIShowSpeed plays hockey, this is huge
don't cry too hard calgay. You can't afford to waste any water.
The kitties will collapse due to having more swedes
>>141625575But enough about California
>>141625490Retard
>>141625623this is nice general
real canadian schizo pedo weeb hours (again)
>he hangs around a thread with canadian schizo pedo weebs
There is literally nothing wrong with being a weeb
the only good weeb is a dead weeb
>>141625721Sir this is an anime image board
>Curious as to why would they bring back the old Mighty Ducks logo>Find out it is Donald Duck's 90th anniversaryhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vjSIofvEJhIThat's a nice gesture desu
>>141624725Are those tampon boxes?
>>141625487That suicide is painlessIt brings on many changes
Speaking of tampons, where has Hymen gone? I haven't seen him during the finals.
>>141624212I live in Montreal, no one here gives a flying fuck about McMeme and his Soilers
>>141625574Why they choose Habs and not a sunbelt team to market to the Americans?
>>141626052see >>141623422
>>141626076Maybe he was in Montreal for the F1
>>141626176Watch the video they were playing in a small rink somewhere in US, it wasn't in Montreal and the Bell Centre removes the rink after the season.
>>141626084Sad.>>141623431For Oilers fans, I hope these contract talks includes a way to terminate Nurse's contract at the same time.
Get in>>141626116
comparing the SCF finals of the early 90s and the early 20s does not bode well for NHL in terms of exposure and hypeNHL got crazily lucky in the early 90s with all the big teams reaching the final 4, often numeral times. Today, we have Montreal, LA, Chicago, Detroit, Philadelphia, Toronto, NYI still in rebuilding-mode and the odds of them competing against eachother gets slimmer and slimmer with every small town getting a new start team handed to them
I just found out Pamela Anderson hit the wall wtf bros?
#TimeToHunt#LetsGoPanthers
>>141625487>Why haven't Oilers fans been posting here as much lately?too busy crying in the cuckshed
>>141626470she's like 60
>>141626470>Pamela Anderson hit the wallshe gave all her pussy energy to Assange
>>141626640So is Tom Cruise
>>141623422lmao he was right about superstars when a low iq retard jorno asking him why he isn't signing big name players.
>>141626470Has Jennifer Aniston yet?
>>141623427She needs the Todd Bertuzzi treatment
>>141626470Every year I get older but Judi Dench stays a GILF
>>141626708Superstars are okay. 30 minute per game playing McClown isn't.
>>141626458You have to be dumb to think it's "luck" that's kept big market teams out of the final. It's all about growing the game buddy. A canadiens fan will show up to every game regardless and he'll wear his old CCM Roy jersey he bought in 1992 for 40 bucks because he loves hockey. A floridan however does not show up when the team isn't competitive. Hell, he might not show up if they're the president's trophy winner. But a floridan might start paying attention if they start winning. And they are going to buy a brand new $350 adidas custom printed sasha barkov jersey to properly support the team. but he can't wear a long sleeve jersey in the sweltering heat of florida so he'll buy a nice Panthers t-shirt. And a Eastern Conference Champion hat to keep the sun out of his eyes. Because nobody cares about hockey, the more he flaunts his gear the more he gets to feel special and different. Blame bettman or blame the owners for being complacent it's certainly no coincidence
Teams should only spend league minimum on goalies to be able to spend most of cap space on skaters.Maximize deserve to win % and get a good excuse for losing.
>>141626932I just said that
can gary even get a 5th game or a ot game out of this series? he's failing the nhl's valued tv partners.
Crosby vs. McDavid through the first 9 years of their careerCrosby >Age 18 - miss playoffs>Age 19 - make playoffs lose to snes >Age 20 - make cup final to wongs >Age 21 - win stanley cup >Age 22 - win olympic gold medal - 2nd round exit vs habs >Age 23 - first round exit to blots>Age 24 - first round exit to flylels - first concussion >Age 25 - third round exit to ruins>Age 26 - 2nd round exit to rags >Age 27 - first round exit to ragsMcDavid>Age 19 - miss playoffs>Age 20 - make playoffs 2nd round exit to ducks>Age 21 - miss playoffs>Age 22 - miss playoffs>Age 23 - qualifying round exit to rapehawks >Age 24 - swept in the first round by the jets>Age 25 - swept in conference final by avs>Age 26 - 2nd round exit to Vegas>Age 27 - swept in cup final by panturds
>>141627020crosby had completed hockey by the time he was 22, what a chad
That's Melbourne Ice hockey, baby.We're the strongest!
>>141627087To be fair it was off the back of Malkin 36 playoff points retardedThough to be fair malkin didn't play against the other team's best, he played against their 2nd best and crosby had 8 goals and 5 apples vs craps
Crosby ATOI in the Final - 22:55 (2nd highest forward), 18:39 (2nd), 20:21 (1st), 19:44 (1st) McDavid ATOI in the Final - 25:31 (1st)
>adelaide adrenalosers
Oilers pulled a Leafs when it mattered
the edmonton police service is getting the tear gas ready
LET'S GO PENGUINS
>>141628200Leafs would have at least made it to game 7 before disappointment
>>141628210Edmonton is safe since it was over before they left Florida and even the fans knew.
>>141628365wrong thread bud>>141547172
Magazine status: girlie
McKwab Status?
hoggi ends today?
>>141629291no, there is australia and new zealand on weekends
>nobody even died in the vancouver riotlame
>>141629281Legit pissed
i'm a bit scared of a reverse sweep since amerant bank chanted we want the cup during game 2canada's team might lose to the oilers
>>141627020Crosby: had a generally competent front officeMcdavid: doesn’t have a competent front officeI WONDER WHAT THE DIFFERENCE IS
>>141629417Sometimes I skip main channel streams just because I already get the announcements from here
>>141629368ive been dreading a reverse sweep since they won game 3feels too good to be true that the kitties might actually win the cup finally after us having to experience decades of mediocrity from them
this pic is from 2017we've been spoiled with these new champions recently
>>141629417Wrong
>pg 3 during the scf on a friday nightdead sportdead general
dead gimmick
just like my islanders
>>141630014and my penguins
>>141630133and my cockfosters
Florid/a/
>>141630151i'd go to a match but that would mean spending over 90 minutes in london
IT'S BUD THE SPUD from the bright red mudrollin down the highway smilinthe spuds are big on the back of bud's rigthey're from prince edward islandthey're from prince edward island
Hey, PWHL fans. I first just want to say how incredibly honored and grateful I am to have been selected by PWHL Minnesota in the league's second draft. I would say it's a dream come true, but for many of us this wasn't even a possibility until very recently. It's all thanks to amazing individuals like Billie Jean King, Ilana Kloss, current/former players and just so many others, that this league has been so successful.I recognize that recent events have caused many of you to form an opinion about me, about who I am and how I live my life, and I think I owe it to you guys to come on here and directly respond to these concerns.I specifically recognize that my social media activity has resulted in hurt being felt across communities including LGBTQ+ and BIPOC individuals, and I just want to apologize and take ownership of that. I have family members and extremely close friends who are part of these communities and I love them very much. I've always tried to support them in their pursuits; I wish them the greatest success; I want them to be included and I'm going to continue to do that. I've played with countless teammates with different personalities, different religious beliefs, political views, different lifestyles, and we've always been able to maintain mutual respect and love, and I believe that my former teammates, coaches and staff would agree that this is how I carry myself in and out of the locker room.However, I hope to better demonstrate this, to PWHL fans and just to the general public. I do not, and I've never held hate or judgment toward any groups or individuals. I've learned so much through this, and I'm seeing it as an opportunity to grow in humility, and grow in love, and my goal in this league is the same as it always has been. I want to make a positive impact, be a good leader, a good role model, train hard, play hard, and just give my heart to the people around me, and to the league, and to the sport.
sex with quistis trepehikki
>>141630466wtf are you doing outside the trench ivan?
>>141630519having sex with quistis trepe
>>141630557ru an girrle?
>>141630557nice
>>141630573of course
for me it's making shit up and not elaborating when asked for more detail
>>141630594b my gf?
Don't look at Skinner's Memorial Cup record, baka!
>>141630679will you take me to piss on the United Center building?
>>141630715if by "united center building" you mean my face, then yes
>located in some shady ghetto instead of the downtown
>>141630783
>>141629833Why did they ever change from the pouncing catThe shield sucks
>>141630865>instead of the downtownUmm.....what about parking then?????
>>141630945maybe because it was too complex to draw from memory
Oil bros...
>>141631066Jenthat's a thigh slapper
Is today the day?
is today the day?
eh
dude... florida doesn't know hockey!*hits blunt**takes shot of listerine*
>>141631205yes it is :3
>>141630435KWAB
>>141631296Must be nice to finally see finns win, shame there's nothing to be done about>finnish goaltending
>>141631377are fans going to spend 200 bucks on these jerseys knowing that they will be temporary?
I do not, and I've never held hate or judgment toward any groups or individuals.Except women
this is one really tanned Swiss manhokki
>>141631604i mean colorado were champions not long ago. also pens had määttä when they went back to back. many finn has raise the cup after 2000. but finnish captain raising the cup is sweet, also i have followed barkov since he was 16 yo so it makes it even sweeter
>>141631642Based Kazakhstani hockey fan
>>141631817Barkov's not ethnically Finnish
>>141631636People in the neutral zone might, just to be special snowflakes.I saw people with golden zebras jerseys in Regina in 2017
>>141631844so you are not american
>>141631844he played for Tappara and Finland, not KHLiggers and the USSR
>>141631636Yes because it shows they are original fans and these jerseys are limited run we swear
>>141631636>temporaryWhat if Utah HC wins the vote?I guess they'll get a crest like European football teams
>>141631066Norm didn’t say that
>>141631998If Utah HC wins the vote I hope they go 0-82 and end up folding
>>141631915he could be. maybe there's a starlink satellite to finally bring internet to the pine ridge reservationnobody else has a computer or a phone so the chief turned his house into an internet cafe
>>141632066>0-82the laffs and flames and oilers and islanders and rags and teds would find ways to lose them
>>141631915his ancestors were settlers, not immgrants
>>141631998Utah HC is probably the long shot next to Venom. Its outlaws or yeti
>>141632177Only the teds would possibly lose to em
lmao some queer thinks Draisaitl and McDavid will sign again with Edmonton
>>141632302McDavid to SeattleDraisaitl to Buffalo
>>141628365lmao why is he holding that thing?
>>141632121You know so much of our tribe brother yet I know nothing of yours
>>141631844He’s a good Tampere boy
/hoc/ team base city? is it Gary Indiana?
>>141632880Home of the famous Gary dialysis center
>>141632880Abbotsford, British Colombia
>>141629860>Shit D, shit goaltending and shit depth >For 10 years straight>Good GMOnly a soilers retard would think this.
>>141630625Elaborate.
Why can't Canadian teams win a Cup yet the 2 teams in Florida can make the Finals 5 years in a row and win 3 of em
>>141633159Chiarelli and Holland are the only general managers during the McDavid era. Holland is somehow the worse drafter of the two
>>141633292poor ownership is the only non-meme answer
>>141633292Ownership Ownership Ownership
>>141632302does tampa have the cap space for one of them?
Florida needs to just get it over with today.
>>141633292Hockey is a latinx sport. Too many white people in edmonton, they don't understand the sport.
>>141632880It's Nikko my nigga!
wild wild west
>>141633622>latinxdon't type slurs on /hoc/. see>>141625628
Oilers force a game 7They lose 1-0 in 4OT after Skinner gets a clue and Bobrovsky has the best game of goaltending ever seenCap this.
Florida will intentionally lose tonight so they can win the cup at home.
https://youtu.be/JWv-Q8Nzqz0?si=-Ero0Lv6tL0YiEfC
>>141634064I dont see that happeningUnfortunately we're not gonna get a flooding of ratsOnly one rat that'll get boo'd to hell in Edmonton as he presents the Cup
Huomenta
>>141634064nobody intentionally wants to lose a chance at winning the cup.
>>141634174it would be 2 rats on the ice if my band's chief didn't suckwhere the fuck is my settlement money?
>>141634078>THE COLORADO OH AVALANCHEwhat did he mean by this?
>>141634209Maybe Bobrovsky will be too busy thinkin of the vodka he'll drink after the game and let in 5
Never give up.
>>141634064This team has been dialed in on one goal since two weeks after Vegas lifted the cup and Barkov summoned everyone able to skate for the first players-only practice. Meanwhile Knoblauch is mindbroken and already begging his GM to address Drai's winger situation in the offseason. Easiest sweep ever.
>>141634064Delightfully devilish.>>141634209There's a first time for everything. The Good Saskatchewan Boys (aka the Blues) went from being #31 at the start of January to lifting Lord Stan Lee of Preston's Dominion Hockey Challenge Cup in 2019.
>>141634477Why cant the teds ever do that
>>141634511the Blue Jackets are terrible and nobody wants to play for a college town
5-3 panthers
>>141632023He did then he said just like my islanders after I heard it myself
9-11 was a national tragedy
Honestly just get this shit over with tonight
>>1416347509th of november? what happened?
>>141634511Too many beans on your team
How are my fellow flames chads celebrating oiler elimination day?
>>141634792had loose marners that day
>>141634792the world celebrated cirno day
>>141634862probably going to post some Panny
thinking about attaching an illegal balcony
>>141635057we don't pay you to think sweetie just look pretty
2019: Ryan O'Reilly2023: Jack Eichel2024: Sam Reinhart, Evan Rodrigues, Brandon Montour, Kyle Okposo
>>141635153To be fair they’re looking scary next year
>>141635141
>>14163515315 years of wasted top end draft talent, grim
Is it happening, bros?
>>141635057so you can drink outside in your boxers?
>>141635200ya rite they fuckin suck
>>141635153anybody who goes through the sabres learns how not to play hockey
>>141635249Who the fuck would hire Bylysma right after he got fired by Pittsburgh?
>>141635263yeah and pee on peasants below
>>141635250I sense the sweep
>>141635302That defence looks grim
so who's gonna con smithers this year?reminder that it's for the playoffs, not just for the finals
>>141635302Why wasnt Ullmark good on the Sabres
>>141635404Reinhart, Barkov or BobBut Bob will get it for how insane he was from round 2 onwards.
>>141635404BobrovskyIt's not even close
>>141635404bobrovsky but mostly due to recency bias
>>141635455It should be Barkov also.
>>141635427I have a tinfoil-hat theory that canadians want to snub barkov because it's easier to swallow being nullified by a hot goalie but almost impossible to accept that florida's skaters would be better (in the playoffs) than mcdabid
>Corey Pronman says on The Athletic Hockey podcast that Cayden’s Lindstrom back injury was the result of a herniated disc.he's gonna fall now.
>>141635057Looks comfy
>>141635057If I was a high ranking russian state official I would stay very far away from that thing of beauty
Is Bobrovsky gonna make the hall of fame?
>>141635769two vezinas and a cup should be enough to be desu
No team has won the Stanley cup in recent history with a goalie they traded for all goalies are developed talent
>>141636044Patrick Roy>Recent historyYou faggot Kuemper just happened a few years ago with Colorado, along with Adin Hill.
Come to think of it, Thomas also won two Vezinas and a Cup yet he's not there...
>>141635494No
>>141636044m8 Adin Hill won last year
>>141636044Ah yes Avalanche-grown talent Darcy Kuemper
For anyone going to the game tomorrow nightShould the worst happen and Tkachuk is able to raise the cup on our own ice, I propose that every fan in the stands drowns out the FLA victory with the loudest, longest, and most raucous chorus of LETS GO OILERS the city has ever seen.
>>141636117He had the wrong political opinions and voiced them publicly.Honestly I really have no opinion on whether or not he should be there.
>>141636117Tim Thomas is too generic of a name They probably forgot he exists
>>141636178>the O is missingjust like on the ice
They don’t add Russians to the hall anymore
>>141636264I wonder what's with the card. Is it a throwback to child slave miners?
>Alberta has no rats in the province>Edmonton is getting swept by the rat teamHaha
>>141633292american jew in charge
>>141636308> cardcart
terrible trade
>>141636308>>141636364They're the championship hats they had ready since the start of the finals.
>>141634750Just like my islanders
Panties are a very good team, and soilers are outclassed completely. They could swap goalies, and it wouldn't matter. That forecheck would still destroy soilers, and Bob would be alone with a wide open shooter. McFraud would still be skating laps really, really, really fast.
>>141636488Where is McDavid going when Lundell and Barkov have him in a blender?
>>141636500Nowhere, but he'll go there very fast.
>McDookie
>>141636468I see, well it's better than pic related anyway
>>141636324Your team is shit and run by a retard.
>>141636539Worst thing about this is the Oilers logo isnt in the center of the Cup
I accept your concession
wtf is this
>>141636692https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ViI8FUU9lHM
>>141636654You shouldn't. They charge 9,2€ for a beer here during skoda cups.No it's not normal.
>>141636178>tomorrow nightthe game is today, boris from alberta okrug.
>>141636692Our Sennies :))
conference champions are just code words for cup losers desu
>>141636539>that panther paw
don't raise president's trophy banners either unless you go on to win the leeb owl that season
wait... Utah looks like this?
>>141636945I was going to say penis but that's a lamp
>>141636945car-centric dystopia
>>141636945everyone in that image is going to Hell kwab
>>141636945Soul.....
>>141636756>the game is today, boris from alberta okrug.it'll be tomorrow for us, chugalugger
>>141636945no this is mecca
>>141636945Sad
interesting the nhl has a game scheduled for Tuesday.gaaaarrrrrrrrrrrryyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy.......
>>141637172mmm02:00 is more like the morning and not nightmaybe i'm biased because the sky starts getting lighter at like 3am in saskatchewan summer
>>141631604Ynr Anti Nemo
>>141637239Gary Gary he's our manIf he can't do it no one canGoooooo Gary!
E-Gods we have a Premium Live Event soon
W A T E RATER
>>141637495do you know IYO?
>>141637627FlamesChads activated sigma male grindset no water required
deported to /asp/
>>141637627No thanks. I'll stick to my green tea and strawberry milk
Yeahhh it’s fuggin over
>>141637943>We should have won
I'm headed south today for a family reunion with a bunch of rabid Flames fans who are going to roast me over the Oilers being down 3-0 in the series. Can you suggest some good comebacks to their taunts?
>>141626508go kitties :3
>>141637826it's actually wrestlechad>>141638011just tell him you had sex with his wife
Chad is a codeword for fag
>>141637943Connor brown is shit
>>141637943How high on their own supply can one team even be
>>141638088You're a Chad
>>141638108Thanks I'm really into wrestling
If I were at the rogers I would chant oilers suck in between each let's go oilers
LETS GO CENA
>>141638197too bad youre poor
Been running all the taps in my house on full blast since the water main broke
I have never seen a Columbus vs Anaheim gameDo they seriously play each other twice a year?
>>141638297and ive reported you to the authorities every hour on the hour
>>141638308fraid so
>>141638308Lotta shit teams for retards play each other
>>141638440Maybe on planet retard
>>141638297based
>>141638398more fodder for the water jannies
>>141637943when players start sounding like fans, its over
>Colin Campbell: Vice president and director of hockey operations of the NHL>Gregory Campbell: Florida Panthers assistant general managerHappy Father's Day Oilers fans
>>141638459I hear a lot of /hoc/posters have moved there
>>141638011Just show up in your new york islanders jersey and say "jlmi" to anyone saying shit about the oilers
>>141637943He must be from the Trudeau school of hockey.
Sad
>>141638635who won in game 4 after going down 3-0
>>141638635>Sadalso the last canadian team to win 4 games in the finals
>>141638715>who won in game 4 after going down 3-0i watched that game, Tampa threw it on purposeto win at home
>>141638787The flames won in 2004
>>141638847True
>>141638715I have a feeling that Tampa lost on purpose, they would have celebrated a cup in another empty building in Canada
>>141638847keklyingcuntkek
>>141638863>they would have celebrated a cup in another empty building in Canadadouble asterisk cups with no ambience victory
Losing on purpose doesn't happen eurotards
>>141638988This guy knows alot about losing
>>141638988copey copey
>>141638988*pulls the goalie*
>>141639073tie the ropey
>>141638847_/ _/ _/ _/ _/
>>141638988I've lost my virginity on purpose
>>141638988Then how did EDM get all those first overalls?
>>141639175Source?
>>141639175Nice larp we all know you're a qt virgin grill
>>1416389882014-2015 sabresthey literally traded off players because they were too good
>>141639227>>141639289fine fine I've been saving myself for a /hoc/'s prince harming
>>141639439Yes hello
>>141639083*pulls the goalie in the second period.*
Utah Polygamists
>>141639780The Utah Golden Plates
>>141639780> Polygamists
>>141639439Hey beautiful
>>141639542>>141639853how does an honest girl choose
>>141640001This could be us
>>141639853I have that hairline
>Panthers
>>141640001this could be us
>>141640232>>141640465you both make excellent offers
>>141640786Suicide is permanent solution to a temporary problem
What to do before the game
>>141640990not drink yourself to sleep before the game starts that's for sure
>>141640838Unfortunately for TRB his brain is cooked and it is a permanent problem
>>141640990Watch Chad Gable win the intercontinental title
>>141640990Visit a prostitute is legal for you after all
Will /hoc/ apologize when the oilers reverse sweep?
>wweyou like watching topless muscular dudes
>>141641146 >t. saunaposting naked with the boys
>>141640990clean your room
>>141641185Try doing the sexo in a 100 degrees celsius (212 in burger units) and come back.It's just not a sexual setting at all.
>>141641131I'll fly to edmonton and eat a bucket of my shit in the McDavids
>>141626377>best offensive duo in the nhl>-7 differential in 3 gamesConor McBitch learning that you can't just speed around along the boards for 15 seconds and expect a goal against great teams
>>141641131It would be the greatest SCF of all time so thats not happening
>>141641314I can't have sex until Xhenya married me
I could probably beat up 75% of the posters ITT
>>141641131I'll post my titties
Here comes Peter CottontailHopping down the bunny trailHippity-hoppity, Easter's on its way
>>141641363>beating up fat americans and eurosissysReal impressed
>>141641363pumped some iron for the first time in a month and my arms hurt
>>141639439why did you set your discord status to invisible last night kitten?i saw you typing in the server
>>141641363I'm 6'0 skinnyfathow do you measure up?
>>141637627Sorry 3-5 weeks away please understand
>>141641363How much can you bench?
>>141641490You're first Samir>>1416417265'9'' with strong quads
>>141641185There’s nothing gay about that. Only a guy ashamed of his tiny pp would sauna in his boxers
>>141641860>5'9'' with strong quadsPWHL girl...hello
>>141640990a bottle of listerine and the chief's daughter
clash starts soon boys AND it's dotr kwab what a good day
Go kitties
>>141641357Henya is MY wife
>>141642002sup dear bro do you think based Chad will win
>>141642122see>>141638088
>>141633292If you want a real answer: It's lack of pressure and management. Look how long Tampa sucked after 04, Yzerman comes in and starts to build up the farm system and starts to draft players deep in the draft and didn't rush them. They brought in Cooper to learn the AHL for years. There was no major pressure to go crazy, esp after 2011 when they made one deep run. Once they started making deep runs they didn't do anything drastic, fuck even in 2019 they had every reason to fire Cooper and trad one of the core pieces but didn't. And then the Panthers were just an ass team for decades. They brought in new Management and had no pressure and slowly built up talent as well. The got Jagr for the name but at that point in his career he was good locker room guy to show the young guys what it's like to be a dedicated pro. Then when everything was getting good and made the playoffs to get stomped by tampa two years in a row and then made changes and now they are in the finals two years in a row. Every Canadian market sees one super star and says WIN NOW WE WANT OT WIN NOW MCJESUS IS 18 WE SHOULD WIN 6 CUPS BEFORE HE IS 28 and then they start signing shit contracts or fire a 6 coaches in 10 years.
Wrestlefags suck farts directly out of their boyfriends butthole
>>141642214
>>141642214The only thing wrong with firing 6 coaches in 10 years is signing the shitters to begin with
>>1416351532020: Zach Bogosian
>>141642214this post needs reddit spacing
gimi
>>141635200Sabres, the team formerly known as the Yotes, Laffs, Rags, and the Canes are all teams that always look good next year and then always shit the bed in one way or another. Until they actually do it they are frauds. Anyone thinking otherwise are retards.
>>141635302that's an amazing roster
>>141642122Yeah I hope so. Sami (like most faces) is a better chaser than champ. How are you bro?
>>141641860how are you doing marchand?
>>141642415Makes me want to drive drunk into a tim horton's
>>141642417got some ribs in the smoker just cracked open a cold one Cody vs AJ match will be mad dimes
>>141642497based
>>141637943They say this when they just statpad and see they had 50 shot attempts but all the shots were from the outside while the kitties have like 20 shot attempts but all from the slot. It's just pure cope.
No way Gary does order the series to end tonight because he doesn’t want to get pelted by rubber rats on Tuesday
>>141642761based on retardation
When does the sportsball match start?
canada elimination day
>>141643105when are you telling your mom you're a flaming homo
>>141629417Crosby won a cup with 35 year old Ron Hainsey as the number one defenceman and shat murray as the starting goalie. and he turned Chris Kunitz into an Olympian. what's mcmeme's excuse? he's supposed to be able to take over games. so far he's been invisible and has 0 goalscrosby never had two 50 goal scorers, a point per game defenceman and a 100 point 3rd line center
>>141631377makes me think of the hawks from the mighty ducks
>>141643112That was on May 23. Same with USA.
>>141643483>tf>tpthat was supposed to be a shitty third rate tournament which doesn't count
>>141643553It's third rate when we lose and matters when we win. Skoda is Schrodinger's car
Dimebag Darrel was killed by a Columbus blue jackets fan
>>141643645the day the music died :(
>>141643645He'd be dead by now like his brother
Pantera had like 3 good songs.
>>141643795Just like Taylor Swift
>>141643795Based Rob Van Sam came out to Walk shit was dimes
>washed up has beensjust like my crosby
>>141643795https://youtu.be/JuWJ0cNdTBU?si=wBPmI3vB6OwmMrnm
>>141631844does he speak Russian?
For me it's Billy Joel
>>141644012This is longer than most fights!
Elton John - Gary and the Refs
>>141644130ask me about my cock
>>141644012C R I N G ERINGE
>>141644215what about your cock
>>141642415Asterisk, not really the roster they ran with the entire season.
>>141638011A gun
i'm more excited for the draft than the finals
jfcpost, we are close to 500
Mcnigger will chimp out tonight
posting to make Finlan happy
Hey Calgary bros I'm gonna go swim in my pool while you die of dehydration
>>141644957
dead threaddead leaguedead sport
gonna take a nap without masturbating
"nobody cares about calgary dude -__-"*posts about calgary*
>Box Office: 'Inside Out 2' Heading for Historic $140M-$150M U.S. Opening, a Near Record for PixarWe did it hockeystacies
>>141645139I can't understand you, go back to India. Red + white power.
>>141645147little bitch gettin upset that you're getting made fun of AGAIN?Ya'll never stop crying do ya?
>>141645139I dont even want to watch the game tonight because edmonton is probably going to win but then I have to watch it in case Florida wins
texas not taking the stars loss lightly
>>141645196easter of 22KWAB
>>141645240yeah.. I don't even know what that is. Nice insult attempt though?
>>141645235God's Plan that's the only Drake song I like
>>141645235>stars' fans' oldest gf
>>141645407>Blasts that song in my office while making loud grunting noises>OHHHH YAH YOU LIKE THAT SONG?
feel like jorkin' off
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>>141642074hahahahhahahahhahahahhaha
