metsiners btw>>141885966
doyers
Feel bad for this rookie pitcher on the asstros. Umps fucking with him and then gunner gets the steal immediately afterwards.
>first career hittrade Bo
Braves and Ted Turner
Mariners, or will Mariners?
Sneks
Men on the corners no outs M's bros
berds
>>141897723>posting in a based threadMariners rally incoming
>Os keep stealing on the new kidStop bullying him, it’s his first time
so it turns out I actually like the dodgers more without mookie betts
Thread reminder:>cusb
Is the homeplate ump in the reds game blind or is GameDay off?
>draw 2 walks to start the inning>don't score>Stankees
>>141898126Very good post
>>141898126>I remember
>>141898085Nothing personnel kid.
>the new york baseball stankees
Uhhhhhhhhhh
>Mslol, lmao
>losing to the BarvesSo it happens again. We all blame the injuries.
Smoking that braves htting coach pack.
>>141898349wtf are you even trying to say?
Pardon me, that catch there is mine. Thank you kindly
Even their opponents are shocked at how badly the Jays stink
Mets will finish the season the superior New York team
/STANKD/
>two runs off of 6 ERA Jordan Montgomery>Helping him drop his ERA almost .3 pointswhat the fuck
who is the blackest mlb player?
go Sneks
>>141898617half the phillies line up is a black hole they've genuinely been struggling offensively for a few weeks now but the pitching usually keeps them in the game
>>141898349skibidi ong frfr no cap gyatt
My poodres might be back 2 .500 tonight
>>141898405Have the Mets been over .500 all season?
Yankee Out CountdownOuts Left: 12
>Bloss is coming back out to pitch another inningThis is where we fall off the rails
>>141898738He's doing pretty good considering.
Yankee Out CountdownOuts Left: 11
>double play
>>141898626Shoei Ohtanni
my indians :)
Yankee Out CountdownOuts Left: 10
Magic number update: 10 outs left for the stinkees
Yankee Out CountdownOuts Left: 9
braves wont make the playoffs
>new kid call up due to Verlander injury>gets taken out due to injury in the 3rdThis team is cursed
>>141898807>Canadian Indians fansHow're you taking this game, eh?
>>141898944bro there's 3 wildcards and they could still win the NL East if the Phillies don't keep up. They're getting into the playoffs
>Imanaga shit the bed to the lowly MetslolHow much did they pay for Counsell?
>>141898968I felt bad. Kid was doing good against one of the best hitting teams. Hopefully he'll be alright.
>>141898709Yes. After dropping the first five we made a run and got above .500 for like a week and a half in April. Then we were right about .500 but never over for like two weeks and then began plummeting. But we will be back over .500 soon at this rate.
>>141898709they had a few moments of being above .500, but the team is just inconsistent. Maybe now they're hitting their stride.
Sneks about to blow it
I’m done counting the outs. I’m tired.Gg braves!Bravo Houston!
>look, all we're sayin' is that he shouldn't have resisted, that's all.
>>141898997Sorry but the Nats are gonna win the division and the phils will get the wc
>UMP INJURY IN THE STROS/OS GAMEKEK UMPKEKS KEK
>>141899345*Mets, sorry typo
All of our hitters are exhausted from playing defense to compensate for our pitching depth.Yankees will come back next week.
>>141899365THEY HAD TO TAKE OUT THE HOME PLATE UMP AND REEQUIP A NEW UMP LMAO
>>141899365>>141899427post webm bitch
>>141899120Bruce Horper blew it instead
How are the Seattle Mariners losing to the Miami Marlins? You’re supposed to be fishermen. Beat them SASUGA.
>>141899451I’m on mobile, not watching from home. It was also in between innings they revealed it so we didn’t get exactly when he was injured.
>>141899513ok thank you for telling me cause I was just about to try and find the footage lol
Extra innings
Las Vegas is on Fire!https://www.youtube.com/live/5PvTyH_q0JU?si=MNuy5qBUN7OT2QAc
Holy clutch play to go to extras Msbros
>>141899365Hey don’t be mean
>>141899500https://youtu.be/BRT7x0CSnpo
>>141899048>>141899087>>141898709Even at their worst point, the Mets had a lot of good losses. They were losing to good teams in extra innings. Blowing it in the ninth. They were getting close to winning. If you take away the close games they've blown they'd have a comfortable cushion on a playoff berth. That's why I think they might have actually turned a corner.
>Blaze AlexanderWere his parents weebs? Sounds like an anime protag's name.
>>141899537Oh they just showed it on the broadcast, it was an in the dirt pitch that rebounded, hit him dead in the mask and then directly in the lower shoulder.
Jesse Chavez should be an all star
Man Jessie Chavez is fuckin based i hope he gets the all star bid he deserves it after his career and this year he's been good
>CastellanosKek if Philly has a giant glaring flaw that's it
>>141899772>not weeBs brother hehehehe
>>141899853It's actually the entire outfield offense, but yea Castellanos and Walker.
>>141899537https://twitter.com/brianmctaggart/status/1804327059021295742
M's finna bouta lose to the gay fish
Francisco Alvarez
>>141900032Called it
I know Rodon got shit on today but as a White Sox fan this annoys me. Why does this team have to just eternally suck. Why cant Jerry die and have some younger owner with some excitement take over.
TIM ANDERSONITS AAAAAA MARLINS WIN
>>141900032>>141900136>doesn't feel like a win if my frens don't win too...
Brewgods got this one
Freeway series thread?
It hurts
>>141900282People are saying this
>>141900283the hwat?
>>141899895APLOGOZIE
>>141900283all baseball stadium are connected by freeways you privileged Californian piece of trash
>Dubin is so mid it’s ridiculous
>>141900351No. No I won't be doing that. He just swings at everything so he's bound to get a hit eventually.
>Munoz taken out of game>Voth throws one pitch>losesYou hate to see it
was listening to the last couple innings of that m's game on my drive, considered driving into the wall on the highway at 80mph. instead i'll m'spost i guess
>>141900381Unnecessarily aggressive.
>Springer game ending double play The perfect way to end this ballgame. GG Guardians. Can't wait for them to bench Orelvis and Davis Schneider and keep Springer in the lineup tomorrow.
So which one of your shit teams has a bat for my shit team?? They need to do something or their chances of literally anything go from maybe 8% to -22% pretty quick here in the next few weeks.
>>141900579You want Taijaun Walker?
>>141900526That was sick, I was almost worried for a sec when you loaded the bases. Our infield is elite when Rocchio isn't dropping balls
>softpussys
>>141900579Luis Rengifo for your best pitching prospect.But an in-division trade would never happen.
>>141900666checked and fucking NO
>>141900784Ah. Figured I'd ask anyway.
>>141900771/hoc/ is that way buddy --------->
Ohtani bout to ass rape the anglels
ngl the apple tv commentator fit right in with tmac and kruk
>>141900776what are you talking about the entirety of the m's fanbase went into a riot 3 years ago because of an in division trade. If anyone's going to do it it will be dipoto. Rengifo for Michael Morales i could see happening.
>Florida Panthers will soon join the Red Wings, Pittsburgh Penguins, Boston Bruins, San Jose Sharks and New York Yankees as the sixth member of the "3-0 Choke Club"History is about to happen.
can we get a thread
doyers vs angels>>141901031>>141901031>>141901031
Omegalul, the Royals are fucking broken. This is still the same team that should have lost 116, because they think MJ Melendez, or Nelson Velasquez, or Daniel Lynch, or hell, even half their roster is worthy of being in the majors.Doesn't matter. KC is turning towards the Chiefs yet again. And nature is healing.
JAKE THE SNAKE GOES DEEP
>>141901015And this is bigger than what the Yankees dealt with, because this is a final final. Whereas the Yankees were in a semifinal.
Reds btw
F R E E W A Y S E R I E S!
Sneks win
damn, gg dbacksTaijaun gave up 4 runs and the dbacks only scored 5 lmfao. god he sucks
stankeeslol
See ya tomorrow Yanks
GG Yanks, Braves win. Four in a row and slowly closing in on the Phillies.
>filthies>yankmeesholy shit Boston really broke them like this
>hahaha ha stankees stank yaks kekekekekek have the yaks ever won27Twenty sevenTWENTY SEVENTWENTY FUCKING SEVENT W E N T Y S E V E N
Royals sisters? You were supposed to beat the poverty Rags
>>141901485The Royals suck fat cocks against teams close to .500 or from the AL West.
>>141901474It begins
>>141901474holy cope
MLB should add 2 15 minute intermissions, after the 3rd and 6th. Fans get a few minutes to piss or get a beer, come back ready for more game. Keeps fans in the stadium 30min longer (more $$$) even with the pitch clock. There is never a good time to get up at a game if it's any good, you either wait and go after a shitty inning or decide if you want to see your team pitch or hit, either way you're missing the game and thats kinda stupid desu.
>>141901474stankeesI can smell ya from here
"Oh hi, Royals. Hello to you, Bobby. It was cute of you to think you could be winners. Now let me and the Chiefs show you what real winners look like."
>>141901575yeah, but it's shit for the television audience which has way more people
>>141901575hell no
>Mario Joseph LoperfidoLETS GOOOOAggressive base running from Loperfido there
>>1419016583 minutes commercials, 10 minute mid-game show w/recap and 2 more minutes of commercials. Not hard to figure out.
>>141901575Terrible idea, bad job
>>141897723My pirates ):
>>141901720fuck you. send me money to watch that shit then
What the fuck are my Os doing? This is their chance to take the lead in the al east and they're losing to the asstros
>>141901777Email rob or something idk
>Nats are playing the Rockies>about to be .500How the fuck did the stinky Nats get to .500?
27 rings? more like 27 more years of Yankee fan suicide from ever winning a pennant
>>141901798I'd actually like that idea if Iived close to the stadium and went to a ton of games
>>141901015Embarrasing. If your team blows a 3-0 series lead in a best of 7 your team should be disbanded.
>RBI double Altuve>RBi double BregmanWe are finally playing up to our potential, it’s beautiful
Absolute unit:Gamethread: >>>/b/920235803
>>141901903No one care, bud
>>141901903>miffs everyone
>>141901945I care
Os? What is going on? I thought this team just booty blasted the yanks
Why yes, I’ll take 2 RBIs. Thank ya kindly
Dubbbbie with a double!12-3 Stros
This is what I get for talking so much shit about the stankees yesterday. Fucking hell my Os are getting gaped.
Has the Yankee collapse begun? Just in time to face my Metsies?
>>141902351The baseball gods have struck you down for your hubris, just like the classic Greek tragedies.
>>141902351I don’t know what to tell you Osbro, they finally called back up Loperfido and this is what happens
Holy shit at this graphic for Shohei on mlb.com lmao
Is this accurate? Are the phillies, mets, gay braves, cubs, doyers, maredditiners and guardians the most toxic fanbases? Not just from MLB but among the most toxic in all of sports?
Still not worried.
>>141902541according to what douchebags?
>>141902457MLB despises the Angels for existing. They really wish the Dodgers were the only team in the area.
>>141902608Why use the hostile language damn I guess the list is correct
>>141902541There's no way these teams are worse than rioting Egyptians and Turks attacking each other on the streets after their teams slurped a 0-0 draw.
>>141902631then where is Duke, douchebag?
>>141902351"Seperate your men by tribe, by clan such that clan may bear aid to clan and tribe to tribe." Nestor to Agammenon in the Iliad.
>>141902541>1-4 aren't all Philly teams>Tennessee or ANY college franchise over Ohio Stategarbage list
>>141902644Please stop being mean
>>141902541What makes Philly so hostile?
>>141902541How the fuck are the Yankees not top 5 much less not even being on this list? Invalid list
>>1419025415 of my teams are on here and i'm like the nicest guy
>>141902351>when the gaper becomes the gaped
>>141902657then quit giving a voice to juiceless douchebags
>>141902660they all have to live in Philly
>up 14-4I’ve seen this before. I can’t wait to get shutout by the Os tomorrow…
>>141902669The Yankees are a religion of peace.
>>141897802lets see him grab a baseball clean a few more times first
>>141899823I remember when Jesse was a Jay back in 2012, crazy he's still in the league, back in the Jason Frasor, Casey Janssen era
>>141902690I wanted to share content with my baseball bros. Something other than anime edits and you keep saying mean things :(
>>141902892i appreciated it anon
>>141902541Nobody ever thinks about Seattle sports so this is fake. :)
>>141902950>Seattle sports>SeahawksSeahawks fags are some of the most annoying tards in sports though
>>141902892I'm worn down by the deluge of who's on the internet creating lazy shit out of whole cloth to try to make a name for themselves. there used to filters in place where you'd only see well sourced information from people with a professional background. now any retard can skip the line and find their way to you no matter how discerning you try to be.
>>141902950I dont know the Shithawks were pretty insufferable for a while with their 12th man bullshit, but yeah I don't understand how the Mariners get on the list at all
>>141903051For me it's my Mariners and my Kraken. Simple as.
>>141903075>trust the experts! uhhh i don't think he got that sports list peer reviewed?
>>141903141I get that side of the argument as well but it's almost all shit and you know it unless you're a midwit lazy shitbag also. which is it?
Why can’t my chihuahuas just be normal?!
>>141903114is the kraken's mascot a transwoman?
>my team won>your team losttoday was a good day :)
I just can't with this guy! Such rude language over so little! Some people have real anger issues...
>>141903075Stop being mean to anon
>>141903175My boys
Dads... not like this...
>>141903175Oh yeah!
>>141903316are you guys still sub .500 at home?
>redditball postingmake your own thread faggot
Ummmmm can we not blow a 14-4 game please
a's broadcast just posting statcast screenshots
>>141903361/mlb/ can’t get a sell out in 100+ degree heat in Las Vegas like the Party Animals can.
>>141903434Sovl
>>141903434Pitching wins: 1Losses: 1Mid
>>141903434I wonder if he gets moved. No reason for the A's to trade him unless someone pays a Kings ransom which would be retarded.
this orioles game lmao
No way Houston blows 14-4, surely not
nice AB from Santander damn
GET THIS STUPID BUM ASS RETARD MONTERO OFF MY FUCKING TEAM GODDAMN IT
What mlb teams could win more if they had an on field bartender?
Go stros haha oh man :/
>Astros score nine in one inning>orioles have responded with 7 so far>guardians dropped 7 in one against the jays>the Yankees gameLoving the amount of offense tonight
>>141903687friday night scripting newfag
Joe Espada is a fucking disaster of a manager. Regardless of what happens, he needs to be gone next season. I’m so tired of his stupid ass bullpen antics every single game. If his offense didn’t overproduce tonight, we would have blown ANOTHER game we should have easily won. AND WE STILL MIGHT BLOW IT
>>141897868why fucking WHY dont they just go back to this color scheme. Infinitely better than all the other shit theyve put out over the years
>>141903778Idk, there's so much red stuff out there now it's kinda hard to go back. It's sedona red, part of the whole AZ thing. Maybe them adding the teal to the logo this year is a step in that direction though, to bring the old colors back. I'd love to see it.
O's bros, I apologizeJays bros, I apologizeYankee bros, I apologize (but also, fuck you)I never should've laughed at you all :(>>141903759why the FUCK didn't Scott come in the 7th like he was warming up to do? Is Hernandez also a rookie who we just called up because I don't recognize him? and why didn't we have Seth come in and do long relief? sleepy joe strikes again
>>141903609surely you wouldn't want Pressly or Hader to come in...
>it was 14-3
>>141903707These fags don't get it. We know they have juiced balls and the opposite and can easily change them out between innings or simply choose which team to give the juiced balls. We know they can call obvious balls strikes and vice versa. We know they can and do manipulate air flow to push balls out or balls back in. We know they can pick whatever call they want on close replays. We know they can call a balk for anything. It's all fucking rigged. My yankees just went through this horseshit earlier
>>141903887
>cronenworth
>>141903835I genuinely don’t know why Seth or Taylor didn’t take the mound in the 7th. They’ve been lights out but no, you have to work the mediocre kid for more innings than he’s worth and then put in fucking Montero who’s been the definition of a jobber recently.
my royals :)
>>141903927I don't like the way you're speaking just days after Juneteenf
fucking heart attack
My Brewie Crewies
My orioles ): gg asstros.
Stros win! 14-11 I had complete faithggs Os bros, we’ll see you tomorrow.>the Texans led the Ravens 14-3 who then proceeded to score a TD and a 2pt conversion to make the final score 14-11
>>141904013>>the Texans led the Ravens 14-3 who then proceeded to score a TD and a 2pt conversion to make the final score 14-1110/10 announcing
looks like Yariel is the new Josh
Blanco vs Burnes tomorrow, let's hope we get sticky stuff Blanco and not midwest blanco
>>141904013My Os avoided a total gaping but barely. Proud of the Os for not giving up. Impressed by the astros scoring potential. Should be interesting tomorrow.
>>141904051Peña is also back in the lineup tomorrow which is….. probably not great tbdesu
>>141903989It's not looking great
>>141904055I’ve seen plenty of Os games this year so I’m not particularly surprised by the comeback, but it was an exciting game nonetheless.>scoring potentialThe Stros are extremely fickle on offense, we’ve seen this before. I honestly doubt we score more than couple tomorrow but then score 8-10 on Sunday.
>score 11 runs>lose
>>141904176It's better than losing 4 -14
>>141904174I've seen almost every Os game this season and I haven't seen them comeback from that big of a deficit. I was surprised that they almost were able to tie it up.
>>141904090dubon at first, pena at short, should be fine
jackie walked off the memeiners kek
>>141902351>This is what I get for talking so much shit about the stankees yesterday. Fucking hell my Os are getting gaped.lol shut the fuck up. this is a yankees fan still seething over the series loss. they're not even watching their own games anymore, they're watching the fucking O's games now instead lmao this shit is about to be r e n t free
For me it's the hokkaido fighters
>>141904274every fanbase has its faggots. just own it retard.
>>141904259>should be
>>141904274I am an Os fan retard. I was laughing my ass off and posting AI slop after they gaped the Yankees.
>>141904305Not my Cubbies Bears.
>>141904260I've already moved on to tomorrows game, which the mariners WILL BE WINNING btw
This brewer Padres game is pretty kino as hell. Sneak peak of what's to come for October!
>>141904359I beg your pardon m'lord
Feels good to win in Vegas baby!
Bro, everyone getting hurt left to right man. Idk if we gonna make it to the Postseason with so much injuries. Probably better if we don't. Profar might be hurt, Tatis Jr hurt. Yeah no looking good.
>>141903925
>>141904455RETARD I am an Os fan why are you sperging out about this. I was laughing at the stankees all day yesterday. I was watching the asstros gape them 14 - 4. I made a comment about us getting gaped because at the time we were. Chill out and take your autism medication.
>ITT>Os fans
cubs and mariners lost? is reddit okay?
>>141904543Me on the left.
I love watching sneks embarass cringe northie teams
>>141904552My feesh :)
>>141904176Tf did I miss while I was cooking dinner…>14-11 Asstros over bmoreKek a day after gaping the Yankees 17-5. I love baseball.
>>141904466My Firechads are going to gape you party fags tomorrow just an fyi
Oh no my brewers are on gape alert
>>141904598your franchise only exists to (((launder))) money
>>141904640spread-em
>>141903933Clowns. Poverty franchise. Doesn't belong in Kansas City.
>>141904652>team designed to launder money beat the redditnersTalk to the bill bitch
>>141904527>why are you sperging out about thisbecause i'm tired of this type of bitchassness amongst Orioles "fans." it's not just you. it's this pervasive doubt amongst Orioles fans that we're not actually legit, because we've been bad for so longwe are legit and will continue to be because the farm system is consistently producing good players, year after year. thats why the O's are good, because they have the best farm system in the league
>>141904662nah nah nah we got out of it without further damage. you made it inside but not all the way, no gape yet
I'm bored. Let's talk Cubs.
>>141904667this is the year!
>scripted friday night walk off homer for thugtanigetting my barf bag now
>>141904739why'd they decide now to start feeding him the juiced meatballs? 450ft at coors, now 500ft in anaheim
>>141904739Ohtani was the last out in the 8th. Have you been watching the game?
>take Freddy in fantasy instead of JD Martinez today>Freddy doesn’t do shit>JD pounds cusb bussyBaseball is gay sometimes
>>141904726Whos gonna be the 4/5 seeds our cubbies might face in october? I'm thinkin mets or giants.
>>141904738Is that Greinke?
>>141904801>he...thinks the cubs are making the postseasonoh you sweet summer child
>>141904800playing fantasy baseball is gayer than the sport itself desu
>>141904820I need to channel my baseball numbers autism somewhere and I’d rather do fantasy than fight with retards on twitter
>>141904831>twitterits called X sweaty
>>141904831I spent a ton of time studying the backs of baseball cards as a kid
>>141904636Based
>>141904817Oh they're makin' it. Just you watch buddy boy.
Cronenworth 5 for 5 :) also yay Manny!
>>141903925this fucking guy
poopoopeepeepoodrebros we are so fucking back
>>141904894Don't you watch Euros during the day?
gg Angelssee you tomorrow
GG Dodgers.A nicely pitched game.Just hope Sandy is okay
Erica is still so hot
We sweep Brewers and we'll probably get swept by the Nationals unironically. We so back baby. GG broo croo!
>>141905083I am going to the game tomorrow and also on Tuesday so they'll probably lose both kek
My .500dres are so back :)
>>141905072wear are the proofs?>>141905083Good chance you win tomorrow, only reason we're starting this guy is all the injuries and he's been rough in both the majors and the minors this season. We have you scheduled for a gape on Sunday to avoid the sweep tho I am afraid to tell you. gg exciting game until it wasn't
heh, bet ohtani regrets leaving the angels now
>>141905135kek. it's like a 31-game swing in the standings
Once again Ohtani statpads with a meaningless home run. What a diva.
>>141905174he just can't win with these cats
>>141905135He probably regrets he couldn't take O'Hoppe with him
>>141905185Dodgers have been more impressive on the road than at home. That's unacceptable at this point in the season.
>>141905205honto ni
>>141904801>Mets
>>141905205>much better on the road than at homeUh oh are the Doyers the 2023 Astros? You don’t want to go down that road Doyerfans, you win the division only to play most of your games at home in the playoffs yet feel like you are at a disadvantage
>>141905135>betkek
>>141905272I'm sure it'll course correct by seasons end. It's just irritating.
>>141905309IDGI
yayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayaya
>>141905356ippei placed bets for ohtani and is gonna do 10 years (5 if he gets out on gape behavior)
>>141905391dude what is that even supposed to be? whatever 60k a year data analyst realized commercials being fucking obnoxious or annoying is just as successful as being a """"""good commercial"""""" needs a curb stomping immediately. i will take the yayayayayayayayayya any day over the music bigger companies are picking for their ads these days. where the fuck are they even finding music this bad. NO FLEX. ZONE.
>watching ads
>>141905439looks like they got you talking about it, goy
>>141905395no one he gets out in 5. that was a lot of money he stole.
>>141905489>stole
>>141905489what if he does enough cool tricks while delivering food like in yakuza?
Was racism really this bad? Damn.https://x.com/JeffKolbFOX4/status/1803925988033860069
>>141905495>>141905508I know it's a sickness, but thieves are disgusting. Buying baseball cards as investments and not just gambling really put it over the top for me. fuck that dude.
>>141905460well of course they do. it pisses me off to no end. i mean how can you tune it ou---you know what why wouldn't we keep the borders wide open? we need to give these folks a chance after all. also it's important to remind the thread that israel is fighting for its survival right now and your support is vital.
>>141905537cringe
>>141904572
>>141905555how bout you fuck off
>>141905555that was petty of him
>>141905565someone from petco racked up almost 400 dollars on my credit card in uber rides over the course of 2 days. Even though I got the money back I felt violated. If I had my way, I'd set that mother fucker on fire in the middle of the street. I'd even laugh about it if it happened to be you.
>>141905135I use your angel cup souviner as a water cup. Thanks Angel's friend, lovely stadium! Your Hotdog was unironically better than our friar franks at Petco.
>>141905770Glad you enjoyed it.
>>141905770based
I should really drink more water, but I hate getting up in the middle of the night to piss.
>>141905970if you drink more alcohol I think the water should evaporate and you won't need to get up
>>141905970I drink water all the time up until I go to sleep and I never wake up needing to piss but the first piss of the morning is always a long one.
>mets are playing good baseball in what was supposed to be a throwaway season
>trade deadline is a month away
>>141905995The 8 fold path:Noble AnalyticsNoble Pitch ControlNoble Bat SpeedNoble BaserunningNoble Base StealingNoble Productive OutsNoble Good EyesNoble Scouting ReportsThis is the 8 fold path.
>>141905892>>141905953My greatest allies!
>mestthe path
>>141905555hahahaha! Checked!
>>141906514dont forget 22
>>141906514
>north FloridaWho should I go for? Devil Rays are closer, Marlins perform better, Braves are the closest non-meme expansion team
>>141906693>Marlins perform betterthan whom? just root for the Braves
*sucks ya cock*
*spits on ya cock* *smiles*
what the fizzuck!?
Mfh. gagablahh.
A productive day for Yankees AAA starting pitcher Yoandres Gomes. I hope he’s here to stay.
How did this general become so gay?
Bauer goes OFF in Mexico. 19 strikeouts!!!Why won't they let this man return to the big leagues? #FreeBauer
>>141907792SLUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP...slurp...
>>141907861Astros fan circles I’m a part of have genuinely started to discuss it. Our starting pitcher that we emergency called up from Double A to replace an injured Verlander got injured in the 4th. So now we have no idea what we are doing in 5 days.
morningberds
>>141908208I hate the Cardinals so fucking much.
Not going to lie, I am pretty sure I saw a portent or omen. I was picking my older son up from the babysitter and lo', upon a single branch there satteth a blue jay and a cardinal, almost touching...I have no love for either, my teams are the Red Sox and Mets, but a sign is a sign. They were practically sitting like love birds.
>>141906098Do they try to get something for Alonso and try to pick him back up as a free agent in 2025 or do they try to make it this year despite there being a huge number of teams right around them in the wild card run?
>>141902457Wait until there is another with him jumping for joy in a Yankees uniform.
>>141901830Daily reminder that the Boston Red Sox have the most titles of any MLB team this century.
>>141907861He’s a rapist
>>141909258>my teams are the Red Sox and Mets
>yankees
>>141905995Don’t worry, it’s still a throwaway season for los mest
Orioles!
>raped by the Astros
GG Dads, I'm glad you got some confidence back at least and now tuhu can smile, so losing some games it worth it ;_;
Short Stop > Third Base > Left Field > First Base > Center Field > Right Field
>>141907861is that one K for each woman he r*ped?
>losing to the gaystars
I just want Shildt fired, he's a shit manager. The entire team needs to throw this season away like they did 3 years ago to fire Tingler.
>>141913003how as that beta male who never even played the game allowed to manage teams?
Woman’s ass.
Where's Papelbon when you need him? Someone needs to slap some sense into Harper after last night
>>141913386He was on the Bananas
>>141905648>I noticed $400>ohtranny didn't notice $15 millionK
Who's going to inherit some of these Angels players by the trading deadline?
>>141909486literally no
>>141912196this is reddit posting
>>141914460t.
>>141914678pretty sure it's reddit to defend ohtranny, but if it's the reddit thing to attack him, call me reddit
Mentally handicapped posters should be hung at the gallows.
>>141914736rip you :(
>>141914712t.
>>141914766>>141914736
>>141914736>>141914785>>141914746
Today's the day /mlb/ today ARE seattle mariners stop the slide and get back to scoring three, no, FIVE runs a game and playing winning baseball.
in case it wasn't painfully clear by the last few spams:the "metsiner", yankee, and basedjak poster is all the same east coast retard.
>>141915189So are you wheelchair bound? You sound like a cerebral palsy patient. Just close the laptop at this point.
We need to take this opportunity to pad our record via the Bluejays because our next road trip is tough...
>>141915310>grandpa still uses a desktopPosted from iPhone clover
>>141915439So you are disabled in some way shape or form? Well in that case toodeloo. I don't prey on the weak.
>>141915515bye felicia :^)
>>141915535That's not what I meant. I meant you go. We run this genny.
>>141915437our injuns will do the dutiful saar. yuo just need believe
>8 games at 1pm>Yankees-Braves only game in afternoon>Ohtani revenge in primetimekino day for baseball
>>141915189Lmao you are retarded
>>141909258It was an omen for this graph >>141913624 or maybe the world series
giants desuanother starting pitcher on the ILkill meat least matos is back
>>141915439I use android clover thank you very much.
>>141916371>also add the kid we called up from double A to replace Verlander with who was injured last nightIt could be worse Giantsbro
>>141914964Correct. Mariners WILL BE WINNING today btw
>>141914964>>141917426You liberals will never deface my feesh. Prepare for another loss
>>141917840ayo this nigga finna bouta be live pike place entertainment
Ohtani is about to be the first pure DH to win an MVP
>8 of the top 10 teams in the MLB lost yesterdaywhat did manfred mean by this?
>>141917840You're getting fucking tossed today, fishfaggot.
>>141918002Imagine how good the Mariners would look with even a single one of these bats.
>>141918032Preview of the 2024 post season
>>141918032Guardians are the team of destiny
You’re on gape notice gentlemen, nothing short of total Metsiners victory will suffice for today.
>>141918032You were supposed to be watching hockey yesterday, duh.
>>141917963>>141918236Prepare yourself memeiners you’re entering Billy’s Activity Zone
>>141918241Yeah :/
>>141919623Gaping is an activity
>>141919623I'm a grown man, I don't go in activity zones named after fictional anthropomorphized fish tyvm.
The Yankees will rebound today and defeat the Braves SASUGA.
>>141919931>logan the cable guy
When will MLB finally force the Yankees (colonist), Braves (racist), and Rangers (fascist) to change their names? We’ve made such good progress with the Guardians, we shouldn’t let up now!!
If clevland changed their logo back to the Indian I would pick them as my second team immediately.
>>141920422My Indians refused to capitulate. And wouldn't you know it, America hasn't burned to the ground yet. Go figure.
>>141921083Whoops, forgot pic
Shohei Ohtani Triple Crown watch .322 AVG (1st)22 HR (1st)55 RBI (3rd) -- trails by 8
>>141921265Ohtani seether wya??
>>141918032Yet the Braves won!
>>141920422Learn from our lesson, never capitulate and never compromise
>>141915437I'm really not sure how a team will be able to recover from what we just did to them last night, especially with our worst starter on the mound. I think we take this series easy.
I hope you guys took that White Sox First Five. Best bet in baseball.
>>141921631>Brown eyes>Bleach BlondeIt's a brown boy's dream come true
>>141921631>Aluminum batfilthy casual
>>141921265Idk if he can keep this up, he's been streaky this season. But man it would be fucking awesome if he could win the triple crown so I'll keep hoping
>>141921946it's a youth bat
For me, its Johnnie Bob Dixon of the negro leagues with a 1.000 BA.
>>141921265Aaron Judge Triple Crown watch.301 AVG (9th)27 HR (1st)67 RBI (1st)
IT'S UPhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Maydv_NTkE8IT'S UPhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Maydv_NTkE8IT'S UPhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Maydv_NTkE8IT'S UPhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Maydv_NTkE8IT'S UPhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Maydv_NTkE8
>>141921885>>141921946Let the hate flow
>>141922474Your favorite pitcher's least favorite pitcher. He ruined so many careers (looking at you Lucas Giolito).
>>141922073Honestly I think it's time to bring back the Negro League so we can get actual baseball stars again.
>>141922073Eyes made for stealing signals
I think the M's skidding is a good thing, since the other AL West teams all won yesterday. I'd much rather be part of a competitive division then first place over only <.500 teqms
>>141921885her eyes are not brown bud
>>141921885I'm brown and I've always kinda been more into redheads.
>>141922855I wouldn't
Imagine a pitcher that can deliver a pitch and be fast enough out of his delivery to dive off the mound to catch line drives
Imagine a shit poster fast enough to pump out 3 generic replies while preventing the onset of a seizure
>>141921885I prefer dirty blondes
>Imanaga first start against a team he's pitched against before>Gives up 10 ER in 3 inningsNGMI
Do Chicago or Detroit girls do the most anal in butt?
they have to be throwing games... right? how does a professional baseball team lose a 2-1 game like this?
Does Maeda really need this much ump help to beat the lowly White Sox?
>>141924811lmao why did he get so far from first
We need cubs
>>141925084He thought there were two outs. You don't have to tag up on two outs, so he just took off on contact.
Cubs are needed
time to watch my mets gape em
>>141925573aka him and the first base coach had bets on the game
Mets bout to get raped
I’m so drunk it’s 4am. Should I watch Mets gameOr Cards?
>>141925663>Actually its spelled G-A-P-E-D, please see yesterday's Mets @ Cubs highlights for an example, or tune in to the game that is starting right now!
Why are they called the Yankees if New York was pretty much controlled by England the entirety of the Revolutionary War? And the highest amount of loyalist support in the states was there.
itfcb!!!
FAGGETS!
Pete Aldumbass lmao
>>141925720da mests
Pete FAGGOT lol!!
>>141925994Comfort Mets watching
>>141925994da faggots kek... KEK!!
Tylor walksgill roflmfao Fuck you bitch
ermhageggies
>>141926411Faggets lmao kek
>>141926179cute dog
>>141926411Faggets
>>141926411Dumbazz met lol cry bitch. SB FAGGOT SEETHE!!
>>141926411Rofl mesties.It was 11 to 1
>>141926179
>>141926411Kiss em beeyotch!
>>141926501Like those ears
>>141921631Told you goys. Best bet in basedball.
>it was 11-1
Hehe
are the mets always this fucking bad? lmao
Lmao mests suck
PCA :)
WE ALL HATE THE METS!
Mets will just have to score 11 again :)
Paul Goldschmuck has hit 350 home runs
>>141926746rofl lmfao kek. Rofl kek>Mestoh kek rofl
>>141926411are you winning sun?
Show me the mets fan!
Metsiners coast 2 coast supremacy run for the 2024 World Series is still right on schedule
I want to root for the mest just because I want to fugg ms. Mest.
>>141926411seems like most other fanbases hate us :-((((((
>getting beat by a team with a 100 year drought
Mets (4th place, chads) will be hanging 14 on the pathetic Cusb (LAST place, pedophiles) this afternoon. Call your bookie.
I hate Megill so much it’s unreal
>>141927033>Mest tunnel rats projecting
Cubbie Bears got dis in da bag
I love my baby cubby bears so much, I can't wait to read the kids a story about them at the next storyhour uwu
>>141926930I like them in a lovable loser kind of way
>>141927084>winning by 5>being this madrofl lmfao kek rofl kek oh kek rofl
Carapazza not calling the corners, but is calling a couple inches below the zone. Megill looks cooked though and it's only the second inning.
>>141927380>mest
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