/hoc/ - hockeyNews:>McBust had 0 points, 0 shots >Nothing else of note happened>Game 7 Monday
>>141904109https://youtu.be/Vednj6iNVJU?feature=sharedHe literally didn't even do ^ and they still won, is Edmonton really better overall?
>shitties
THANK YOU BETTMANclap clap clapclapclap
>>141904109seething flamestard
I just really don’t want McShitter to get a cup. It’s that simple, the man is a completely mentally retarded stuck on the level of a 12yo.
Florida is the greatest state in the union.
>>141904166Cope
Sunrise is a fucking pathetic hockey market. they can't get on any page of the sports let alone the front. not a single floridan cares about the sport. fuck them and fuck bettman for propping them up
>>141904166rent free
HERES A BREAKIT IS PISANISCORESA SHORTHANDED GOAL FOR PISANI, AND THE EDMONTON OILERS, COME OUT OF THE BOX, OUT ONTO THE ICE, AND THEY ARE CELEBRATING A HUGE WIN TONIGHT, IN RALEIGH NORTH CAROLINACAN YOU BELIEVE IT?
Florida is the gay tourism capitol of the world.
>>141904109how did draisaitl do?
>>141904214I miss those jerseys. Their current one just looks like puke. Also miss Roloson, Smyth and Bergeron.
>capitol
>>141904223primary assist on the first goal
>>141904214(activating a sleeper cell) Pisani had colitis
Something about this whole thing feels fishy.
>>141904269Nah, Panthers are choking this hard. This is the real face of Bobrovsky.
>>141904214I CAN
para bailar la bamba
NOW DONT IT ALWAYS SEEM TO GOTHAT YOU DONT KNOW WHAT YOU GOT TILL ITS GONE
Only maple syrups can reply to this post!>what's it like knowing the soilers might bring it home?>r u seethey, copey or happy
>cots
>>141904269panthers would've won if they caught fish but they're still starving
>>141904318I'm an Oily boy and I will be betting $200 against them on Monday
>>141904318I'm happy, bout time someone up here won it and McDavid needs his cup
>>141904327win win
Imagine actually believing this is a real organic event that is happening and not rigged for sports betting lmao. They could at least make it believable with tight, close games and high level play. Instead they make one team look like absolute retards playing middle-school level hockey then magically after 3 games the teams swap and the previously dominant team all the sudden forgets how to play their sport at a fundamental level for no reason whatsoever."What the fuck happened to the Panthers?" same thing that happened to the Oilers the first 3 games. Its not real. This is the most blatantly scripted sports event I have ever seen.
>>141904289Paul Maurice can't adjust because he's an autismo, bobrovskys never been that great if you get the puck off the ice, and it's hodgepodge of players from every major hockey country that probably has no recourse to "get it together" as a team
>>141904348This but unironically.It comes off like "oh shit, the ratings of this series are already in the shitter and it's about to end early, quick do something!".
>This is 1st time in Connor McDavid's career that the Oilers won a game he played in but didn't have a shot or a point. It had happened only 7 times before tonight (5 as a rookie in 2015-16, 3/31/18 vs Flames, 3/30/21 vs Canadiens)
>>141904348Nah you're wrong
>>141904220Nope, that's 1. Boston, Massachussetts followed by 2. Pattaya, Thailand and 3. San Francisco, California
>>141904372Literal gretzky stat
Massachusetts mentioned
>>141904348>Imagine actually believing this is a real organic event that is happening and not rigged for sports betting lmao.why in the world would they fix the cup for edmonton
>>141904384the wrost part about Boston having a huge gay culture is how many guys come up to you and ask to "suck ya cawk"
>>141904348cool so why did the scriptwriters make the NHL almost as anti climatic the previous 30 years as possible. it's directly hurt interest here immensely from how bad it's been and this is the only sport that relies on growing from the top down because most Americans can't even skate let alone played hockey
>>141904384Boston is too cold for the gay community, except for presumably the bear element
>If we lose game 7 that will destroy our franchise. That isn’t an exaggeration. Don’t know how the players come back from that, the coach will probably be fired. It’s do or diethey don't know the name of their coach, fucking bandwagoners
>141904384>141904220not hockey, fagtards
We are literally about to lose>1993posting because of some fucking retarded ass cats.Panthers you will never NEVER be forgiven for this.
>>141904403gary fixed 4 drafts for edmonton
>>141904403Gary can't have his princess retire without a ring on his watch.
>>141904377is that legal?
>>141904415I feel like if it happens one of you will kill mcdavid. You care about it more than we do...
>>141904415This is what I'm the most upset about, honestly.
>>141904417Reminder that NJ won the lottery in 2011
>>141904409>fucking bandwagonersbut enough about /hoc/
>>141904415As much as I hate the Stors and like making Storschizo seethe, rather see them advance then toss >1993 away forever. This is NOT haram at all.
Thank God this season is over so we can go back to Tampa Bay, Washington, Las Vegas and Dallas running this league.
Chel is the world cup of hockey
>>141904441>NJ wins another mid tier centerwow...
>>141904448this but >my shorks in 2048
>>141904445
Thread themehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j8PinkCVpOs
>>141904318i want these dickheads to stop FUCKING honking. we GET it
i wonder if there's revisionist history with Holland if the Oilers win on Monday
>>141904463But I'm a /ruins/ fan.
>only 4 teams>boston and MontrealWhat a meme international "competition". Kill yourself Gary
>>141904480Ok Shannon
>>141904441so they won three lotteries and pickedlarssonhischierhughesthird time's a charm, just like with the oilers
>>141904467what are you going to do, call them terrorists like a fag from ottawa would?
>>141904478Only to dab on Yzerman
I think the silver lining here is that if the Coilers actually luck into a win they're not going to change anything about the team so they won't be a threat for the next 10 years.
I can't fucking decide who to cheer for now..Is it funnier if McDavid gets this close and doesn't get the cup?Or is it just fucking hilarious that the Panthers got within 1 game of getting their first Stanley Cup then lost 4 straight games.
>>141904415Panthers were formed in 1993. If it happens, we inherit the curse. But fuck all of you, kitties will win
reminder reinhart missed an open night at the beginning of game 4 right before the oilels went down a scored shorthanded
>>141904502>so they won't be a threat for the next 10 years.Unironically they look pretty decent with some of the youth growing. Holloway and Broberg have been tremendous in the finals.
>>141904509id rather see edmonton win but there's no losing now
>>141904509Bro you're supposed to root for the Panthers. Not because we like the kitties but because 1993 is in jeopardy..
>>141904526>id rather see edmonton winbecause you're a faggot bandwagoner
>>141904516we have a true og fan here
Lightning are winning it all next year and Stamkos retires after Game 5checkem
>>141904558Both move seeing as it was a 7 game series.
>>141904536im a teds fan lol
>>141904499why don't they just get out of the cars and just yell at each other like normal people
seriously though, what the fuck
https://youtu.be/e72J3ZNpGuU?si=ojoaoQOsbQp1c9Wuwas this the best goal in the finals?
>>141904595McDavid to Perry for me
>if the panthers lose Gary will hit with ten thousand ratsIt’s a win win
chip chip cheerio up now kitties, your time is nowhttps://youtu.be/1UbigwBZlKo?si=dtMkp4z-f5_kmbI_&t=29
>>141904588>Eh, it just mean there won't be a sweep. Lets them win the cup at home and rest a bit.>Ok, bit unfortunate but they can definitely bounce back after a break.>What the fuck.If >1993 wasn't in jeopardy this would be absolutely hilarious regardless of who won in the end.
this tweet(?) cursed them
>>141904620MIGA
>>141904595Most important and impactful yeah. But the Perry goal off McDavid skating through 4 people was insane.
>>141904348>I'm only pretending to be retarded
>>141904558nope flames are winning it
>>141904620Panthers had all the momentum until that SHG happened in game 4.https://youtu.be/G5lU-B1QLcA?si=ppaP4I5gcojvi2cW
>was watching parts of game 5 during this festival outside a buncha casinos>watch the soilers absolutely mindrape the pussycots>figured it's a fluke and they just wanted to win in Florida>now its fucking 3-3 seriesholy fuck they blew it so hard. what unironically happened? is this Gary's doing?
>>141904536the oilers are /hoc/'s -- nay, 4chan's team and you are a flaming homosexual
>>141904620Very impressive!
>>141904620
>>141904620Donny Mush
>>141904429zoomer paul kariya did this to win gold medal in 1994 for canada
I should go to bed but I'm going to watch Nippon Ham Fighters yakyu instead
>>141904645Dallas was in a similar state in game 4 against the Oilers
go oilers
>>141904588Apparently they are a one dimensional team that got solved by the Oilers and now have no answer.I think I have an idea for them though.. Get more than 2 shots on goal in the first period!
>>141904649takes one to know one
>>141904620lol fat faggot
This movie is so fucking good. Especially when he melts down at the NHL headquartersGARY WHAT THE FUCK
>>141904659Is that the one with the hot hockey player girls having gay sex with each other?
>>141904620Many such cases
>>141904677So wait, did Jim Ball Silly really try to buy the Penguins and move them to Hamilton?
>>141904681i don't think that's what happens in idolmasterat least not the hockey player part
>>141904694I know he tried to buy the Penguins yeah, they were basically bankrupt in the early 2000's. Don't know if the stuff about trying to move them is true or not though.
>>141904620MIGA!
WHOS THAT FAGGOT WITH THE TUBA?THATS OUR DAD
how was smackdown bros
>>141904318Been an Oilers fan my whole life. Missed out on the great years, was a young boy in 06, lived through the shit decade. I am excited and a lot of people in Alberta are all hyped up. My neighbour was stomping the lets go Oilers rythm and I heard them cheering and we ended up meeting and talking on the lawn after the game. I am nervous as fuck but remaining hopeful
>>141904620well that aged like milk
>>141904694Yes and he did the same thing to Nashville
imagine watching apehoop
>1993 is fucking overHow am I supposed to cope???
Relocate the penguins to long island and relocate the islanders to montreal and relocate the habs to pittsburgh
>All we have to do is not let them get to game 7>Lets them get to game 7
Floridabros, how are feeling? You hanging in there?
why did the panthers give up?
>>141904588>lucky to win game 1, bailed out by bob>played pretty well in game 2>almost blew a 4-1 lead in game 3>absolutely and completely destroyed since, outscored 18-5 they have sucked ass since the 3rd period of game 3 and if not for bob stealing game 1 edmonton would have wrapped the series tonight
>>141904608didn't happen in 96. was an OT goalie duel too, so the fans had held onto the rats the entire night rather than pelting the goalie after each goal as they had done prior to that. completed a sweep too, so even more frustration.if it's a refpuck situation or a clear rout then all bets are off
>brings it home
>>141904764You don’t think they’ll be fucking pissed after blowing a 3-0 lead?
>>141904750No one knows.
>>141904214
>>141904759Not sports related
>>141904740what do you think
my >rags wouldn't have let them get to game 6(they would have lost in game 5)
>>141904759>NOOOOOOOOOOOOO YOUR LEADERS HAVE TO BE CHOSEN BY GLOBOHOMOCanadians deserve everything that happens to them. And Finns deserve to get nuked by Russia
God the final game of the season is going to be played on fucking June 24th.The winning team is gonna get one night of partying, the the day after that they are gonna have to get up early for Summer Training Camp
>>141904812My islanders would have lost in 4
>>141904819kys false flagger
>>141904772I think depression and numbness would probably outweigh rage but it really depends on how it goes. hopefully it doesn't come to that
can't imagine living in florida, buying a jersey, tickets to the game, paying for parking, spending $25 for a 16oz beer, then watching tkachuk pull a barkov and bob turning into shesterkin
I'm scared, bros
>>141904751Bailed out more by poor shot selection/execution and some luck in game 1. Slob played good but they were playing into his strengths and he got away with some things too
Canada elected a traitor for three terms in a row.
>>141904751scary to think that the Oilers also adjusted well. The Panthers aren't even forechecking anymore.
>>141904835hockey?
>>141904832Cope
>>141904843*Montreal/Toronto/Vancouver elected a traitor
>>141904777Can’t believe you’ll never be a womanActually I can believe it
>>141904843I feel like leafcucks have been talking about polls for like 2 years now. When does the gay pedophile get voted out?
Bob's getting another pay cut.
>>141904814why didnt he drain the swamp when he was prez? and why is he saying he's israel first?
>>141904861Elections don't have a fixed date here. As long as one is called every 5 years Justin can avoid facing us
>>141904812>>141904819flames would have swept desu. yes American flames fan exist, cope
>>141904877Shut the fuck up
>>141904823Faggot shows up to UFC events but couldn’t attend one Capitals game in his four years in DC. Fuck him.
By the time I post this, the panthers are down 3-0 heading into the 3rd period and maybe lose game 6 to bring us closer to a reverse sweep choke against Edmonton. It’s time I write this post. As I’m watching our rivals lift the Stanley cup, I’ve now come to the realization that maybe I have to reconsider my life decisions (ie. being too focused on hockey, Flames hockey)When it comes to being invested in sports, I want to feel some sort of pride when I choose the teams I’m cheering for. Unfortunately, these past few years have taught me not to be foolish and care too much about things that make me unhappy. The Calgary Flames have not made me happy during the 17 years of my fandom:-Incompetent Management and [alleged] meddling ownership has tipped the rivalry balance where it’s becoming lopsided (unless Conroy magically turns it around)-Jarome Iginla (and Mikka Kipprusoff) are the most recent true superstars that have made me and Calgary flames fans proud. It’s now over 10 years that we have lacked a true face of the franchise (don’t count Gaudreau or Tkachuk, they are just snakes and turtles to me at this point)-Just like how I’m mad at Tampa (for 2004 “no goal”); I’m beyond pissed at how Florida (even with Bennett and Tkachuk) choked and allow all of Edmonton to troll Calgary for many years to come…-Hockey has also affected life beyond the sport itself; now the city (most likely the whole province) have to share in paying for the new arena, even though I don’t believe that will change the (mis)fortunes of the Calgary flames… (that money should’ve gone to building stronger water pipes, if you know what I mean…)Sometimes I wish that the Calgary flames never existed or just relocate for all of Calgary’s sake. I would honestly be a happier man because I would not have to be overly invested in this sport and just watch as pure entertainment.I now pronounce my fandom of this team dead.
>>141904877Flames lost to bedardless blackhawks and the shorks.
>>141904861canadian prime ministers stay in office for at least twenty years
refs literally cheated, game was over as soon as they reversed florida's goal. oh well at least we get game 7
If I am the Panthers, I should fold if lose game 7
141904885
Oiler fan who flashed her boobs signs a big deal with playboy and gets 2 million views in 5 hours.
>>141904835>>141904854>>141904860>>141904895not hockey, faggotkings
>>141904847fuckin no cup faggot don't reply to me again
>>141904912will i get the same treatment if i show my dick?
>>141904914roger that
>cup or bust >wins cup immediately afterhaahahahhaa suck it nerds
>>141904913see >>141904914 you dumb bitch KWAB
FREE MONEY ALERTgame 7 oilers vs. panthers:>oilers moneyline>over under 5.5: over>mcdavid anytime goal>2+ goals in first period: yesparlay this, bet 50 wins 1200 dollars. seriously if you dont do this you just hate having money
Ameribros let the mapleniggers claim this victory. Just think that hockey is our 9th most popular sport right behind pickleball
>141904904back to calgarypuck faget
>>141904929Retard
>oilers now have 92%+ chance to win according to bookiesyou retards should have placed your bets earlier this week
>>141904932>we don't carehas definitely replaced ameristats as the most accurate meme
Flames bros… tkachuk and bennett failed us
>>141904837there's a mall with a huge parking lot across from the arena. everyone just parks there for free and walks - the team itself has to know this is a thing because there's crossing guards and all sorts of security and closed streets. so the parking price is a nonfactor unless you're a lazy fatass or in a wheelchair or something.food prices are fucked but that's hardly a unique thing
>>141904926>the ducks have won a cup???? tf, what year? they've like always been so fucking bad lmao
The florida goal being taken back is not in the spirit of the game. It should've been 2-1 early in the 2nd
>>141904954>they've like always been so fucking bad lmaot. started watching hockey in the last five years
>The Florida Panthers were 3-0 in the Stanley Cup final. They were about to sweep the Edmonton Oilers then at the start of Game 4, Trump posted about the Panthers for the very first time. The Panthers went on to lose their next 3 games.Kek this is the power of MAGA?
>>141904962the cabal ordered gary to force a game 7
>>141904962reviews should always be at game speed and the word "conclusive" needs to mean what it's suppose to mean
>>141904967not quite 5 years but close. saw the shorks back when they were good (15 or 14 I forget)
>>141904962>umm, we should be allowed to cheat because... WE'RE SUNBELTERS GOD DAMMIT
can't imagine living in florida, buying a jersey, parking at a mall because the arena doesn't have enough parking, crossing a ditch, then a 4 lane highway, then another ditch, just to watch verheygee play like puljujarvi and ekblad lose more hair
>>141904976Ziodon Cheetotard Dumpf the Ally of Israel BTFO!
It’s uphttps://youtu.be/2s6x3cz8mHk?si=RcPfCVSkl4q-Rcpu
All this just makes it more fun when the Panthers inevitably win
>>141904994you're talking to a true blooded canadian, show some RESPECT
>>141905007stop jinxing it retardo
>theyre going to give mcdavid the conn smythe for secondary assists
>>141905007Legit a franchise changer if we lose on Monday night.All the good will and inroads we’ve made in SoFlo is gone. Maurice probably gone. Zito might make a big trade again. It’s not good.I want to have faith but the team has given me nothing to have hope in over the last 3 games.
>>141904992Sharks were never good
>>141904372>1st time>happened 7 times beforeRetard
>>141905023Just like my islanders
I was 13yrs old during game 4 in 1996. My dad couldn't handle the stress during OT and went to bed. I stayed up and watched with tears running down my face when that goal went in from the blue line. And for the longest time I dreaded whenever we went on the OT for decades. Until last years run.I don't think I can handle watching them lift a cup on our home turf again..when the damn thing was within one.I need to go watch Miracle for the next 48hrs and avoid social media. See you guys Monday
>>141905025The other 7 times they lost.
>>141905020Mmm tasty reddit salt
>>141905023Retard
>>141905025probably meant playoff career
>>141904994the arena has enough parking, but why would you pay jewish prices to save maybe 5-10 minutes of time when the alternative is to just not be a fatass?
Are there even any Panthers fans here still?Did they all give up just like the team?
We better have some good screencap compilations on monday
>>141905047You could have said that
>>141905061Yes. There weren't any Panther fans, just Oiler-haters.Now that the Oilers are winning the Cup, all the McDavid haters, Oiler haters are in complete despair.
>>141905062Oh we will
>>141905061Here>>141905069leddit: the poster
>>141905061They fucked the pain away by banging femboy hookers. Can’t blame them, I’d do the same.
>>141905047The chinks and poos have really fucked with your English skills
>>141905064>>This is 1st time in Connor McDavid's career that the Oilers won a game he played in but didn't have a shot or a point.
>>141905076Panthers fans are anime fags. kekMakes sense
>>141905087sounds like hes officially jumped the shark
>lose to a relocated team in their first season>lose to an expansion team>lose to a canadian teamhonestly, the panthers are the most pathetic team in nhl history after the oilers sweep them on monday
>>141905061>panthers>fansRetard
>>141905105okay what if they win?
>>141904649>the oilers are /hoc/'s -- nay, 4chan's teamnah, that's the flames
>>141905053how many cups do those soft ass bitches thornton and marleau have?
La bama has been played!
even dark web is calling this series rigged.
You guys look lame as fuck not having a gamethread. Just letting you know.
>panthers>fansLOL they'll have literally NO FANS after the Oilers destroy them on Monday
>>141905119None, doesn't mean that the year anon saw were bad though. Retard. That's actually the last time they were ever good.
>>141905110jen
>>141904516>kitties will wintrue
dude im from florida have you ever had an authentic street taco
>>141904214I miss Bob Cole so fucking much man
Paul Maurice said that the outlook on Monday isn’t good and the mental state of his team isn’t good right now lol
>>141905153No I don't pay for sex
>>141905096panthers haters are reddit troonsMakes sense
My devils have a new goalie bros!
>>141905158Wtf?
>>141904109Yeah, if Edmonton completes the Reverse Sweep then that's a fitting way to end The Great Canadian Cup Curse, but if they don't I'm going to laugh at Canada mercilessly for another THIRTY-TWO (32) years.
>>141905142Panthers are single-handedly going to undo Southern hockey progress. Congrats.
>>141905143>be SC fave multiple years>choke hilariously every timethornton had his captaincy stripped for being such a choking bitch lol
>>141905158Well he’s right
>>141905190panama ted buddy I can sense the dread eminating from this post don't go soft on me now
Edm Fans after Flo were leading 3-0. Rigged..It's Rigged LOL The NHL is Rigged! Not seeing those tweets anymore. As a Huge Canucks Fan I want Florida to win Why? When Vancouver made it to the finals in 2011 TSN Claimed Vancouver isn't Canada's team and everyone was against us but now we see all these dumb Commercials saying let's all Cheer for the same Team Canadians FK that Sh/t But I think Florida is done. Edm made an Adjustment after game 3 And Florida has yet to make any Adjustments I don't see Florida winning Vancouver Out Hit Edm by over 100 Hits Florida led the League in Hits but now they have not been hitting as much ...Can't skate against a team like Edm They are way too fast
The caitlyn clark gamethread got more posts lol
Draisaitle said he would get back into the series in game 6 and he did
>>141905233Retard
>>141905061
>>141905201Thank goodness. A hockey team in a place that's never seen ice form naturally. Disgusting. What a shithole.Yes, those other teams are also from shithole states that don't deserve hockey teams. Fuck off.
>>141905216Gotta respect history in the making. Either way I laugh.
>>141905178
>>141904595https://www.youtube.com/shorts/hzL0xv5W6qg
>>141905201Florida isn't the South.
Even if Florida lifts the cup... Edmonton wins. What an epic series, I'll remember this one forever. So many years the finals are just uninspiring. As a neutral fan I don't really care who lifts the cup both teams have had deserving runs. Coming back from 3-0 to force a 7th game; it will be a long time before we see that happen again. If they actually complete the reverse sweep....
>>141905276>
>Zach Hymen most playoff goals in 25 years/pol/ btfo
>>141905264He was right
>>141905256
>>141905292hyman is an honorary aryan
>>141905228Based retard redditor with zero english language skills
>>141905291
the only consolation i have is not even the kings lost 4 games in a row to the oilers so maybe the panthers have a chancei have absolutely zero hope otherwise though
>>141905291>
Fellas, here’s what I think the lines should be next game.Tkachuk- Barkov- RodriguesLuostarinen - lundell - ReinhartVerhaghe - Bennett - tarasenkoThis is a stacked lineup how they lose to one man team
>>141905292hyman being a 50+16 goal scorer just speaks to mcdavid's brilliance. he was nothing special around memethews just shows what a world of difference between matthews and mcdavid there is and how he can elevate his teammates
How many Panthers fans do you think will legitimately commit suicide if they lose game 7?
>>141905317>>141905327Major Florida cope.
>>141905337none, soulless franchise
>>141905337all 3 of them
I really don't want the cup going to a jewish owner brehs...
>>141905061there's one that's been having an absolute stroke calling everyone trannies all nighttypical floridian jew/spic hybrid, guaranteed
>panthers get btfoed>relocate to Quebec after all their fans abandon them>Matthew the cuck is now stuck in Quebec City for the rest of his contract
>>141905350There’s literally nothing wrong with Israel.
>>141905337all 6 of them
there is literally no way tardnell nurse is not going to cost the oilers a cup on monday. it will be the beginning of canada finally being redpilled on "them".
>>14190533254+16 for a total of 70
Christ there’s so much terrible players on that oilers roster. Mcdavid should file a petition and have them barred from being in the cup.
>soilers need ref puck to beat the panthersSad
>>141905342>>141905344>>141905353>>141905353>>141905354>>141905362simply ebin, keep the upboats coming fellow florida haters and boston pizza enjoyers
Watch game 7 be 10-0 panthers or something crazy like that.
my cat is braver than the kitties
>>141905380boston pizza is way too expensive for their mediocre pizza
>>141905379Oilers refpuck is them suffocating the Panthers power play?
can we all agree the real losers if Edmonton wins are the Canucks? We need to laugh at them. They will lose their status as the biggest fail team as Panthers will be the other team with no cups and three Cup series losses with the reverse sweep tie breaker. They have to watch a wannabe rival win the cup. Their former goalie (Luongo) who is in Florida management lose AGAIN. OEL is on Panther payroll and on PP1 because MauriceLOL. THey will have to suffer through more media dunking as Spector and Gazdic troll them them for getting dusted. They will also have the fact that all of Canada has joined the Oilers bandwagon to break the curse even tho most of the country shit on them for 2011. They might as well riot again too lol.
>Oilers win Monday>I fly out to work Tuesday>Will miss the only Championship parade I will ever get the opportunity to seeFrig.
>>141905110hey bud how's the buccaneer this summer?
>>141905405You should want them to lose then
>>141905390don't get me started on their sandwiches as well
1993
>>141905405I've been out of work for months and I start my new one on Monday.
They're still honking
>>141905405why are you posting here and not doing burnouts with your Ford Ranger pick up truck on Whyte Avenue with the entire city right now?
>cats symbol
>>141905341seethe, faggot
>>141905417Alberta life
>>141905419https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RwmkNEUK9co
>>141905436kek
>>141905435https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L6tD8L99Y0k
>>141905061how can they live with themselves? Jesus fucking christ. just move your team to Arizona already.
>>141905385>CATS HAVE 9 LIVES AND THESE PANTHERS HAVE A 9 GOAL LEAD
>>141904348The most scripted thing will be Draisaitl, with 0 goals in the series, getting the game winner on a pass from McDavid to seal their legacy as one of the greatest duo's.>>141904588Oilers block every attempt to get a puck on Skinner because he's Swiss cheese and because of this the Panthers don't get a chance to score.
>>141905019they gave it to Crosby for no fucking reason a few years ago.
>>141904318Don’t like the oilers but watching the panthers and that weirdo maurice spill their spaghetti has been enjoyable
Lost in all the choking from the Panthers, Arizona lost their chance to get the land back for a possible arena
are you talking smack about florida ese?
Why does no one want to save the Coyotes? What happened to them going to Utah. Are they just the Oakland A's at this point?
>>141905454Just fucking move a rope around your neck and relocate the stool beneath you with a nice kick
>>141905446BASED
>>141905327The left is what rural Florida looks like
Imagine. Game 7. 3OT. McDavid on the breakaway. Michigan goal.
>>141905483Maybe the Coyotes should've, I dont know man, been good people with the area rather than bragging about being hispanic owned.
>>141905456Come join /mlb/ if your kitties choke. I still love you.
>>141905446Fuck you. Giving you a second >you going to have to go down the Big Sugar rabbit hole again now because of your bullshit. Fuck you to death you piece of shit.
>>141905492Retard
How do you think this Florida Panthers team would have fared against the 2004 Tampa Bay Lightning and the 2006 Carolina Hurricanes?
>>141905516Anon all I did was just say "haha that got lost in the choking".
>>141904109Sunbeltcels, i am getting worried
>>141904558What happened to the Lightning this year? I haven't followed since they faced Colorado
>>141905517Lost. They would lose against anything the west puts in front of them because they have OEL on PP1 for whatever reason.
>>141905492The sexyest goal you can score is a breakaway out of the box forehand backhand bar dill in overtime to win it
>>141905517They would crush the Hurricanes. Tough to tell about the LGBTing because of the DPE rules they played with>>141905526All their depth left so they got shredded when Kucherov was on the bench
Why can’t Bob stop a break away to save his life?
I already know how this is going down
>>141905526They're aging and got massively carried by Kucherov. He's the real "McPowerPlay" in the NHL.
>>141905483The difference between the Coyotes and the A's is that no one ever gave a shit about the Coyotes
>>141905490Not even remotely close to being true
>>141905526Didn't have the luxury of a cushy pandemic season
>>141905492on the PP because of a blatant dive by Hyman and Leo screamed
>>141904558Retard
>>141905545market square? I don't think they have one of those in Edmondump.
Panthers will win in 7 and the seethe will incite mass riots across canada
>>141905581I really hope Edmondump riots. Fuck that would be so funny.
>>141905581Hopefully
>>141905581Edmonton is rioting either way
>>141905549Coyotes needs a new home in SD. Supposedly we're getting a new arena built for NHL under supervision by Kroenke. Depends if they increase the seating capacity. We got the gulls here, Baseball been selling out, seems to solve the issue of yotes looking for a new home.
>>141905581God I hope so.
>Its the fucking /mlb/ 2hu fagLEAVE
Panthers fans are probably just retirees who root for other teams first
>>141905586They're not hongcouver
>>141905581I can't afford to riot
>>141905595too late, they utah now
>>141905607are you seeing any of the vidoes of the parties right now? THey are so going to beat up a bunch of chugs and smash up a starbucks if they lose on Monday.
https://youtu.be/qk0WiX7szKk?si=oj6nZZqCZz0B4-aq
>>141905603“Fans”
>>141905603Panther fans are just snowbirds who bandwagon after the leafs lose
>FLORIDA>PANTHERS>FLORIDA>PANTHERS
>>141905622My penguins ):
>>141905613JUSTIN TRUDEAU!!!! FUCK YOU!!! LOOK WHAT YOU HAVE TAKEN FROM US!!!!!!
>>141905516Calm down Juan you’re going loco ese
florida sissies I don’t feel so good
I haven’t smoked meth in over eight years. If the Panthers lose, I might start again.
>>141905664Canucks bro here. I know.
>>141905603The Tampa Bay Lightning on the other hand have one of the best fans out of all the Sun Belt teams
>>141905602Oookay fine, meanie.>>141905616What's up with the arena with Arizona land I been seeing?
>>141905517Lecavalier was another level so I wouldn't think so but they would probably beat 2006 Carolina Hurricanes since they only won cause Oilers choke so hard that Pronger rage quit and left.
>>141905644you're a tranny ledditor subhuman and you always will be until the day you off yourself
>>141905664I just want Panthers to win so I can see another leaf city get burned down.
>>141905622How the times have changed
>>141905641Does anyone think Justin would be at the parade if Edmonton wins? Imagine the booing.
>>141905698how many chug deaths you predicting as well? more or less than the Residential Schools?
Saddest part of all of this is that the Rangers would have won in 5 tops. The Panturds dont deserve to be there. It was our year.
I’m a Flames fan and here are some fun facts:>I am not coping well>I golfed today and played a pretty good round>This is a living nightmare>I just took a retardo-mode dose of a weed tincture>Hopefully Florida wins on [insert day]
>>141905622These were so fucking good.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XVG9dGVuGSY&t=86s&ab_channel=CanucksHD
>There's totally gonna be riots guys there's gonna be riots I swear oh boy oh boy I can't wait for the RIOT that's totally gonna happen spoken like true seething canucks fags
>>141905707He will be there for their inevitable loser parade. It is going to be glorious. Sadly his ex wife will not be with him to awkwardly wave at the crowd of homeless drinking hairspray outside by the provincial legislature.
>>141904109Y'all know what to do. Flood bets on Monday for Oilies completing the reverse sweep. The narrative is in and McGod is crowned the new GOAT of Canada
>Saddest part of all of this is that the Rangers would have won in 5 tops. The Panturds dont deserve to be there. It was our year
>>141905360Jews live there.
>>141905724Canucks fan bro fist on our inevitable pain. We already lost regardless of the result. The CBC is going to absolutely cream all over them for the next decade becuase of what they have """"done""" already. As much as I hate the Flames we need to do something about this.
>>141905725I rewound to the start and lmao that was fucking insane. amazingwhy don't they have the kids do the "TONIGHT ON HOCKEY NIGHT IN CANADA" anymore? feel like they stopped doing it over covid
>>141905702Niggas be crying about being flooded with panjeets in other provinces while I'm in Montreal running into Mennonites ladies. They really stuck out in a crowd filled with asians, hispanics and blacks.
>>141905767too busy competing for the Good Deeds Cup
>>141905644>>141905768>uses reddit terminology/kneegrowspeak>hasnt made a single actual post about hockey or any of the shit that happened during the game, probably just stumbled onto here from the catalogue after seeing a florida (the state that the news says is mean to trannies oh no) lose
>>141905595>SDYou mean you want yet ANOTHER shitty Commiefornia team? Also go Kraken.
Florida loses game 7, easy
If Florida loses game 7 they need to fire that joke of a coach and burn that whole head office down lol
Fraid Oilers can't win the next one. Only my Leafs can achieve the unachievable.
>>141905788>Florida loses>Zito chokes a bitch>Edmonton loses>City burns downIn the end, I win
>>141904926>YotesAnd they never will. Good luck SLC HC or whatever the fuck you will call yourselves.
>>141905793OEL QBing your PP LMFAO
>>141905793You saw Zito chimping out right?
>>141905756I have always advocated that we should just jettison the city of edmonton into space with a large catapult system.
>>141904536Rogers place is louder through the tv on 1 volume then the Florida Arena lmao
>>141905804based. how can we not have the best night ever with game 7?
canucks fans are the biggest fuckin whiners. shut up nigga
>>141905828winners at losing maybe
>>141905818it really is amazing how you go to any of the northwest areas around the city and it is immediately nicer. the rest of is an oil refinery shit hole.
>>141905845Yeah it’s very industrial.
>>141905822that is because in Florida they have actual other things that matter and or to do. In Edmondump they have the Oilers and beating up Chugs. That is pretty much it.
>>141905843read my post again bro
>>141905855can't scroll up broseph
>>141905851what is there POSSIBLY to do in the city of Sunrise
Florida needs huberdeau
what part of alberta are you from, lads?
>soilers>clearly about the oil industry>cat mascotWhat gives? Why isn't some oil worker caricature your mascot?
>>141905867you are suggesting a city in Florda is less of shithole than Edmonton? AHAHAHAHAHAHA WTF! Don't do that to me this late at night and this many beers in.
panthers may not have too many nadians but at least they don't have a scoreless mick from toronto
>>141905815Dude traded the whole farm for Tkachuk despite he giving his best wasn't enough. I feel him.
>>141905879Kelowna. Waiting on my cocaine lol. got the boat ready for tomorrow.
>>141905894If Alberta's borders were proper and square, Kelowna would be in Alberta. It's rightfully our clay
The cots are mentally broken. All of the spamming the first three games really did it. Fuck the sunbelt and fuck their 'fans'
>>141905894For me it's LSD+edibles
>>141905879north east southern ontario
>>141905783I thought jeets were very conservative why would they sell t shirts with swearing on them?
>>141905813No what happened now? I turned the game off after the third period began because that shit was so over lol
>>141905898Radium too. BC is full of cucks for the Alberta cock!
>>141905879Westlock represent. Sad to be missing out on the monday night riots
>>141905879Ontario
This gonna be the most longest weekend in recent memories.
>>141905940seriously why fuckin monday
>>141905945most of the execs for both teams will already be in Vegas for the draft too.
>>141905940not for me when I live in an actual city in actual civilization.
>>141905880Cat named HunterCats huntNamed after Bill Hunterhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bill_Hunter_(ice_hockey)
Imagine the plane ride for Florida tomorrow.
>>141905867sawgrass mills is the 11th largest mall in america and gets ~21 million annual visitors. it used to have an amusement park for kids where they would larp as adults with jobs which was basically pic relatedhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wannado_CityYou're also within reasonable distance to fort lauderdale, which is an actual city.
McDavid is a real meat and potatoes kinda player
>>141905867>>141905999oh and if you're a hockey coach you can get drunk and race golf carts
>>141905999There was a place like this in minnesota I believe. Would go visit my grandmother, go to legoland, and then go to the Science Museum. You could also LARP as ants which was fun as fuck.
So how mentally buck broken is the panturds locker room do you think? That must have been one quiet ass plane ride back to miami
if you bastards come in on your little discord raid and say florida is brown one more time I’m going to lose my marbles
>>141905971>reading thru this>lead me to a weird rabbit hole of multiple pro leagues trying to top the nhlwhat in the fuck lmao. can't believe for a sport this fucking old, it has such a tribalistic history
>>141905988Imagine if the plane crashed killing the whole team and the league can’t in good conscience award the cup to the Oilers so they just wave off the whole season.
>>141905915one day it will all be ours, brother
>>141906065Florida is brown. I'm from Orlando. Suck my dick go bolts.
>>141906078That would actually be pretty based. My rags have finally won a cup again.
>>141906038Those guys are on the plane for another 8 hours
It's actually happening, holy fuck. There's no way kitties can atop the oilers now.
Luongo having Nam flashbacks from 2011 finals as we speak
>>141906089>>141906065>kitties hating troon finally admitting that he's a seething wogYou're making quick progress. In time you'll concede that you will never be a Floridian and you will never be a real woman.
>its 3-3
They don't even have ice in Florida, why do they have a hockey team? Why did the NHL expand past northern US to begin with? All of the players that fill those teams were born where there's ice.
>>141906138best timeline possible
>>141906078What if it were the Edmonton plane.
>still going with the low effort shitpostingHoly fuck stfu retard
>>141906139the ice quality in Florida was better than at Madison Square Garden kek
I see the eternally seething cryamifag from /nba/ finally made his way onto /hoc/
>>141906169Yet in New York you can play ice hockey outside in the winter
>>141906071WHA was kinda the last spur league to exist and got sort of absorbed. The four teams didn’t merge, the owners just got NHL expansion teams which coincidentally had the same name as their old WHA teams.
Just go full on goon and injure Drai and McMeme
>>141906102huomenta you missed quite the game
>>141906199and then bettman moved all of the WHA teams out of spite except the one Gretzky played on (even though he tried his hardest in the 90s)
>>141906078Imagine they still play the game out
>>141906182I live where it snows and no one gives a fuck about hockey here.
>>141906242Well for starters you're American.
>>141906139there's no ice you can skate on naturally anywhere at any time with a team here save minnesota
Is this the most obvious script of Gary's yet?>florida looks great against the best in East>takes a commanding 3 game lead>inexplicably forgets how to play hockey for 3 games straight, can't make basic passes or even skate>game 7 is forcedI just wonder is he doing it to torture Canadians again or finally giving them their cup
>now DONT laugh at this next part>3-0
>>141906173I've been here for years. Even before /nba/ existed. You are a zoomer faggot that's a migrant from leddit. it's why you mistakenly think you can post like them and not stick out
>>141906118Bitch all you want. Panturds getting reverse swept lolMy bolts would never.
>>141906105He works for the panthers too Kek
>>141906261My cousins play on frozen lakes in Michigan
>>141906297> We don't have any words and we know you don't want to hear them. We understand your anger, your frustration, your sadness.Will never forget
>>141906283explain the 2007 script with the previous years in context
>1996Sweep>2023Gentleman's sweep>2024Reverse sweep?A hat trick of sweeps?
>>141906309yeah but that's not Detroit or where 97% of the state lives. traverse City is the biggest city in the north/up and it's like 20k people
>>141906139Retard
>>141906297>falseflagger apehoop faggot doesn't even knowtry again later, retard. you're not a lightning fan, you're not from florida. instead you're redneck mutt trash that seethes at FLchads for btfo'ing you and having no need to pretend as if your worthless troon existence has any value whatsoever
>>141906139Growing up in central Florida, all kids played street hockey. It was very popular so it makes sense Florida NHL teams are doing very well since we all grew up.
>>141906374It's okay. Soon the reverse sweep will be over. Your program will collapse and these finals will be a distant memory from 20 years hence. Come Tuesday you will be a laughing stock for at least a decade.
>>141904348Did you even watch the games? The first three games were incredibly close, constant back and forth, Oilers were outshooting Florida but simply couldn’t score. Once Edmonton figured out the Florida defence and Bob they have been dominating them. That happened in game 3 third period by the way, that’s when the tide changed.
>historic potential reverse sweep incoming>literally no news media outlets talking about it, no casual sports fans talking about it, no one else on sp talking about itWe're the WNBA of the big four leagues
>>141906139Hockey isn't very popular in the US but the teams are more profitable simply due to a significantly higher population.
>>141906428Let’s keep it that way
https://youtu.be/t8GIsX26Stw?si=XPHuamixV5rUvGHuhttps://youtu.be/nmxwZgoQgEk?si=ulZM3YcDnclEaKm-https://youtu.be/xT7EarsqOwU?si=MEe2Udfux8ZzCIYihttps://youtu.be/Kr2-QDHCq6s?si=4a_CD-Y_2wbPCBwkhttps://youtu.be/cXn-yTpSOK4?si=BUH7P0g1tqj22DTuLate night viewing: Every great one's first Stanley Cup Championship. On Monday night we could see another one get his first
>>141906007now that is a classic meme
The great man of history.
>>141906324>Florida to become the first team outside the original 6 to experience the triple crown of sweeps
>>141906414>florida hasn't had a lead since the 3rd period of game 3grim
>>14190645942 points in a playoff run is pretty insane
>>141906473Yeah panturds are not willing
>>141906455the fuck is this fever dream
Spector “Leon, you know these commercial flights are killing us old guys”Leon “I don’t feel bad for you…”
>>141906470Only team to achieve the triple crown of sweeps is the Red Wings
>>141906503Spec and Matheson can literally slam their dicks in a car door
>>141906297>>141906413>>141906482>malding cuck literally just googled “who are the panthers rival” to falseflag being a blots fagWay to expose yourself, retard.
my utah yeti would booty blast both these shit teams
>>141906502some NASA announcement about Mars ages ago, digits decides the roster
>>141906532Reverse sweep come Monday. Talk shit now while you can lol
>>141906442Locally by team support it's basically even with the NBA. It just gets trounced nationally from diva elements. If this wasn't true Seattle and Vegas would have NBA teams not NHL. Utah Jazz owner wouldn't move a team to half compete for dollars into his building in a smallish population, and NBA would just bully the NHL out of mid markets like Tampa, St Louis, and Pittsburgh instead of coping with Orlando Milwaukee and Oklahoma City
>>141906524>tell people for years that webm related is the hit that changed the momentum in that game and ultimately swung the series momentum in the oilers' favor>spec gets bored during covid and writes an article about it>now people will think i stole the story from spectorGODDAMN IT
>>141906586At least you never tweeted Bennett > McDavid like he did in 2015 after one shift where Bennett didn't even score
>>141906532Sir, this is a Wendy's
>>141906586That is a beautiful hit. Grapes would be proud
>>141906614
>>141906628LOOKIT THIS HERE NOW LOOKIT--- BING BANG THATS THE WAY TA DO IT YA SEE KIDS ALRIGHT LET'S GO
>>141906637TYLER FOLIhttps://youtu.be/9bZkONoi15E?si=FTRsVZwedtDbRGLY
>>141906628Rock Em Sock Em from McDavid's rookie seasonI think you guys would like this onehttps://youtu.be/4YCDcvRsFKo?si=DM3UTKVd_5RQ3dazKINGSTON ONTARRYA
>>141906451don't see 2023 here retard
>>141906628>no zany buddy cop matchup show with gilbert arenas where they roast yuropoors for an hour would be dimes
No way it is happening again
>>141904318>what's it like knowing the soilers might bring it home?about fucking time, being good at hockey is about all canada has left culturally>r u seethey, copey or happyi would be very happy to see it be true
Get fucked sunbelt Panthers. >0 fans>0 cups>0 reasons not to relocate up north
>florida
>>141904843which is Parliamentary systems suck>gets 30% of vote >becomes leader >despite 70% not wanting him or his party
>>141904144Florida is hard carried by their billion dollar goalie, once edmonton figured out how to get past him consistently, florida had no plan.
islander bros chances are looking slim
If Gretzky is the 'Great one'. What will McDavids nickname be?
kitties... what happened did gary suddenly change the script
>4am>still hot
>>141906935>McDavid nicknameQuarter Pounder with Cheese
>>141906935el maco
>>141906628What do you guys think grapes has to say about this series? I bet whatever consciousness he has left is creaming himself knowing he has been talking about non Canadian players choking in playoffs for decades now. Reminder that European and American players are simply fucking losers when it comes to hockey
>>141906935Connor McDavid "McJesus" Gretzky "The Great One" Lemieux "The Magnificent One" Gordie Howe "Mr. Hockey" Eric Lindros "The Next One"Sid Crosby "The Kid"
oilers at even money seems like such a good bet but it would be such a canada thing to come back from 0-3 to just choke again
>>141906998>need to right a ship>my boat captains are a Finn, Swede, American, Canadian, and Russian(Florida)>my five boat captains come from the same place(Edmonton)dont understand the roster makeup of a lot of teams
>>141906998>Before Game 5, I said that if the Edmonton Oilers win, there will be a Game 7. The Oilers will try to keep up the momentum tonight and head back to Florida.>The difference between the first three games and the last two has been the play of the Florida Panthers’ goalie, Sergei Bobrovsky.>In the first three games, he was lights out. He stole Game 1 and Game 3. The reality is if he didn’t play great in the first three games, this series would be over.>The second thing is that Connor McDavid has gotten on a roll. >What McDavid and Bobrovsky will show up tonight?I think Bobrovsky will play much better than his last two games. McDavid and the rest of the Oilers will come out smoking and if the Panthers can survive the first 10 minutes, they might have a chance. But I don’t think so.>Tonight, the Oilers are favourites, as they should be; I’m taking Edmonton to force Game 7. But beware of Bobrovsky can he steal one more game?
of all the teams i completely randomly picked to root for four seasons ago i had to pick the one that will get the first reverse sweep in the Stanley Cup since 1942
The Snoop blessing is the opposite of the Drake curse.
>>141904348this is the post
>>141907301>>141907301>>141907301
>>141907271>snoop>oilershow the fuck does that even happen?