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>>141931580
My kingdom for a Tony!
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Sharadaddy
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All of the posters last thread asking why Trocoli didn't do this or that have absolutely 0 experience doing anything physical, least of all martial arts, and should never post in UFC threads again. You are all retards.
>why didn't he throw more punches
He was exhausted from the weight cut and massively jet lagged and also got hit dozens of times in his organs and legs.
>why did he just stand there
He was exhausted from the weight cut and massively jet lagged and also got hit dozens of times in his organs and legs.
>why didn't he try to take him down more
He was exhausted from the weight cut and massively jet lagged and also got hit dozens of times in his organs and legs.
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Why does the UFC suck now?
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fuck marc goddard
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So what did you think of dagestani striking anon.
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>DC RUNNING AWAY WHILE STILL TALKING
kek
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wat do you guys eat?
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>>141931519
support the Jannies bro
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>>141931580
Fuck Dana
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Yeah I'm a jacked Taiwanese boy whatup
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Alright I've seen enough. Feed Shara to the Shaart.
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>>141931580
Dana wiping Saudi jizz off his face in the back rooms
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Curtis.
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Lets go Tony
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>>141931580
Trocoli literally stood still like a statue, I don't understand
I have seen tired but more active fighters
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There's no chance more than 5% of heem posters have ever trained in a combat sport for more than 2 weeks
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convince me it wasn't a dive, really
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>filling dead air with random nigger rap instead of the guitar riff they've been using for over 20 years
now this is epic :) if there's one thing the world needs it's more nigger culture.
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shartapoopin will crumble against anyone half decent
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Disgusting fight, and a disgusting people
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>Rigging a fight this obviously
>Collapsing that hard
Rookie fall
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Did Shara say Armenia?
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>two brazilians knocked out in a row
good main card so far
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>>141931580
Tony has one last heem left
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>>141931580
maybe the leg kicks were more damaging than I thought
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The best in the biz marc goddard
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should i get wings for dinner tonight?
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>>141931641
As I am cutting right now (will be in Türkiye in a month Inshallah) I just had chicken and rice. Tomorrow is Chest Day.
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Lol interpreter knew he shouldn't translate that shit for an American audience
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Shara vs Chris Curtis is the fight to make
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>>141931663
Wrestling is pretty common id peg it at 15% max though
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>>141931533
I can see it, but you're underrating giantess snu snu us manlets can enjoy
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>>141931674
OOOOH CHANG WITH THE KEK PORNOGRAPHY.
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>>141931627
it's worse bsdcels claim troccoli only attempted 2 strikes
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>>141931665
He took a decent left hook to the temple there, but who knows
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>>141931627
Trocoli was handpicked to lose to Aliskerov, then he was handpicked to lose to Shara. He landed 2 big shots in the first minute then remembered his role and played punching bag
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>>141931607
Whittaker wouldn't throw a fight right.....? Right bobby reddit bros he wouldn't throw right?
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Amazing fight from shara
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>>141931663
I don't think you realize how common high school wrestling is in some places b.
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Khabib ran
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>>141931714
>Türkiye
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I'm here bros, the good fights can start now
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theres something about watching gastelum fight, its a nice style
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>>141931631
Brazzas
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Which next fighter is muslim?
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>>141931677
burglary of my heart
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>>141931713
As an appetizer for a real meal? Sure.
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fat bitch gastelum should move to fucking heavyweight
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>>141931687
wanderlei lookin good
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>>141931745
Never.
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>washed can v guy ive never heard of
wow thank you dana very cool
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>>141931627
Mate just stood there for 2 minutes, at least keep your guard up
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>>141931787
how are a dozen wings not a meal?
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>>141931728
It's common in the same way any sport is common. Heem is not full of athletes. It's weird lonely retards obsessed with anime storylines who did not grow playing sports and having large social circles
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>MUH NEW GLOVES
idiots
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>>141931627
You're right that was the greatest MMA fight I have ever seen, Shara looked like the greatest war machine I have ever seen and Troccoli was brilliant

-not a caz
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>>141931765
>Khabib ran
so Tony couldn't walk
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Don’t think it’s a fix, just think the Saudi Arabia climate sucks the life out of you if you aren’t a muzzie
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Who do i root for?
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>oh I'm sooo tired I can't throw a single punch for 10 minutes you chuds just don't understand
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Based Shara slept that brazilian nuthugger, he's alright in my book.
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I'm also blind in one eye, cyclops bros we fucking won
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Fatstelum WILL NOT drop
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gastelum fights good but he needs to get rid of his big fat belly
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>>141931839
the brown guy
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>>141931674
USA lol
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Since when do we have all these flags in heem
It used to be pretty conservative tbqh
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>>141931627
>Excusing disgusting mudslime money fight fixing this hard
Troglodyte.
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i never thought'd i see the day where i'd say the UFC is rigged but here we fucking are
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>>141931631
Muslims think they can buy respect. All they’re doing is speedrunning materialism worse than anyone else
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>>141931663
if you're not an aspiring professional fighter you're irredeemably retarded for training any combat sport besides doing boxing/kickboxing or something for cardio
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>>141931607
>Oh fer suuuure that was a rigged fight
>Trooncolon is a pp-p-peast of a beast. A total MUNSTER. He would never lose like that. Totally not more BDS cope.

He wasn't even in stance. Was he THAT tired to not even be in stance? Was he THAT injured to the leg to not even be in stance? Standing there, not in a kickboxing stance, just standing, not throwing, not moving from leg to leg, only being there waiting to be hit?
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>>141931816
I can tell you literally have 0 martial arts experience. Please stop posting in UFC threads forever.
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>>141931635
Suspect, shara is no good with his back against the fence. Took him two rounds to gain control of the gon
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i believe the ESPN contract has harmed the UFC
an event every weekend is just too many
they should reduce event frequency to sustain fight quality
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>>141931824
Wrestling teams are pretty big though, theyre like track and field where if you sign up you're in and will get one match in at least per meet if youre not completely dead weight
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Why so many god damn ERECTILE DYSFUNCTION ads on british television stream??
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>>141931663
I've competed in pro mma
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>>141931557
He let the can gas himself out and heemed him. Shara does the same thing to Vettori or Dolidze, he belongs.
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>>141931876
weird face for kissing but seems like a good fuck
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Johnny Walker broke the curse. He sacrificed himself for heems.
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>>141931823
They're only protein, you need carbs and fibre too
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The scran is ready for the main event
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>>141931687
>Troon Cyborg
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>>141931902
poor diet, low vitamin d, high alcohol abuse
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OOOOOOOOOOH THE BIG BELLY LATINO
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I just had a 4 slice Jets Pizza
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D Rod is a bum
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>>141931745
Whittie know he isn't getting near a title shot against adesanya or ddp. his future is full of costas and chimaevs. might as well make some money before leaving
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That fight mightve been fixed but it was designed to be fixed by virtue of Trocoli being a can. Sharabullet is still more fun to watch than the replacement level
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>>141931918
Tall women are nymphos and great in bed
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memes aside I expect more from Shara
He's a fun fighter but he hasn't really wowed. He just kind of seems like a standard flashy fighter which we've seen a lot of. Feels like he's had opportunities to shine and doesn't take themi
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>>141931920
celery sticks and beer
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nice decade old footage
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imagine if gastelum could put down the fork
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>>141931627
>absolutely 0 experience doing anything physical, least of all martial arts, and should never post in UFC threads again. You are all retards.
Granted that I've never had to endure a weight cut combined with jet lag, but even if I'm gassed out during sparring I manage to keep my guard up and at least throw a few jabs
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>>141931925
heartburn for an entire month
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>>141931971
his ceiling will be revealed eventually
give it time
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>>141931677
I can fix her
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Kelvin got the most unfortunate initials for a fat fuck who can't make weight.
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>Gastelum
>D-rod
>hope of title contention in 2024
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>>141931925
>pepperoni not even secure
no thanks
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Gastelum is gonna eat D Rod for second breakfast
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>>141931959
Shara is absolute fucking garbage
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>>141931928
>Hap: lazy, vulnerable narcissist, high inhib
>Ace: Hard working, honest, macchiavellian, ambitious
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>>141931928
ace gave that lil nigga the molenkamp treatment
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>>141931987
let's not talk about fairy tales b
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>>141931607
There is no way you can be that gassed to where you can’t throw one punch in 3 min.
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>>141931713
Sure, why not?
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Do you still believe in gastelum? why?
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>>141931987
Motivated prime Gastleum lost to Neal Magny b he only looked good fighting at MW cause MW is the bummiest division besides heavyweight
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>>141931959
UFC will give Shara 3 more tomato can strikers before they have no choice but to sacrifice him to a wrestler
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>Young Gastelum
Wait I thought he was always fat
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>>141931928
ace needs a fade fr fr
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I am more agitated by DC and Bisping trying to convice me that was a good performance by shara then the actual fixing. You'd think two world champs would have more respect for the sport
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What's it like for Bisping, calling the fight of someone who knocked him out?
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I think mexicans SUCK at fighting
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>>141931925
American cuisine is the best
Fuck the haters
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You don't know how hard is to be gastelum until you had fajita burritos.
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>>141931987
If anything he should pick up a fork and stop using tortillas
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>run for the gold
Fatstelum...
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I don't even give a shit about the rigging argument. That was a pathetic performance by both men.
>>141931915
LOL
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>>141931987
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Shara looked great he will run through the division
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>>141932027
It took Sharabuttfart a while to remember the finishing sequence
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>>141932019
can Hap even compete in the quest for Brie's pussy
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>>141931889
I've seen my fair share of gassed guy in MMA and what he did is pretty rare
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>>141932012
He's American lad. We don't do commie measurements here. KG means nothing.
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>>141931895
Yeah I'm saying as common as it is it doesn't apply to most frequent posters here
>>141931906
Congrats on being the exception that proves the rule. I'm sure you aren't fat and soft and uneducated enough to sperms out about Trocoli taking a dive
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>>141932075
kek
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>>141932034
He arguably beat the homosexual nigerian
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>>141931939
jets is highly underrated
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KG should move up to LHW and eat even more
would be cool
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>>141931987
imagine if pigs could fly
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>>141932081
Have you watched Vettori fight? Stop seething BDScel Shara is based
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this is Good Mexican vs Bad Mexican
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If I were Shara, I would be like 'I only fight in Abu Dhabi brazza' and 'is ramadan, I can't sign contract'
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>>141932092
If the division is retarded and dosed with ketamine he definitely will
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>>141932052
>he just fought a perfect fight
Shameless lol
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You know what, I like Gastelum. Watched him grow in the UFC, and now he might not be in his prime anymore, he still has good fights and always SWINGS. This is what I miss from the UFC nowadays. Having a connection to fighters.
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>>141932037
Just how bad is Jizzrael?
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>>141931737
He is retarded
Doesnt change anything
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lmao @ this kid who did karate for 9 months in elementary school and thinks he's a bad ass
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>>141932034
no he's a bum he's flushed he's a complete fucking undisciplined mental midget, looked helpless against brady. that said i still pick him to beat drod
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Classic Gastelum, fighting twice on the same card
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>>141932002
where do you think it lies? top 15 or not even that far?
i honestly could even liken him to Johnny Walker
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>>141932096
I doublt it, b
Ace has that dawlg in him
I think you'd be surprised if Hap grows more of a hawlg than Ace, though
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drinking my milk. It's almost bedtime.
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>>141932052
it was sloppy for sure, but they're both unranked, I think Shara makes it at least top 10
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Shara has the perfect style to outdo Strickland
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>>141932092
...if they all have to fight him on 7 hours notice
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>>141931737
shame about that gigantic fuckin noggin. bitch must wear a size 8 1/4 hat
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>>141932197
crazy how he puts on 30lbs in 3 hours, elite weight managemetn
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>>141932092
He literally loses to most ranked middleweights. His boxing is shit and his wrestling is mid. All he has is meme kicks.
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>>141932136
Vettori is shit but he's more durable and a high volume striker. Plus, he can at least wrestle better than Trocoli. Shara will struggle with even the top 10. Pitiful performance.
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He's like Muslim Salikhov but instead of based spinning shit it's zesty tappy kicks
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>>141932078
>>run for the gold
>gassedtelum running
lol
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>>141932174
Current BW/LW/WW only have ~3 years left and it's their biggest divisions
it's going to be so over for the PooFC when they realize that the future of the sport are bums beaten by current fighters that had their primes 5 years ago.
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another heem incoming.
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Please get it done Bloatlord
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>>141932027
Have you ever tried punching and moving
Didn't think so
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What happened in 1986?
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>>141932301
very strange to have visible abs but a muffin top of that magnitude
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>>141932221
Sean would beat Shara easier than Imavov
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>>141932301
this fight is -250/1.4 to go the distance
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I have the same body than Gastelum but I'm not a UFC fighter.
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>>141932263
His striking is better than the whole division except Adesanya and his TDD proved to be elite.
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>>141932178
pretty bad he lost to whittaker, strickland, and pereira and none of those guys are good.
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>#OnAMissionForGold
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>all those empty seats
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Got money on Rod tko, fatselum is finished
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>>141932199
never above rank 12 in the division, i feel
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D-Rodbros...we're going bald...
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Heh..my boy Gastelingz just needs more time.....
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gastelum looks too fat for his height
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Hugging against the fence is the most demanding workout
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Kelvin has that Mexican bod
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>>141932327
The Assassination of Olof Palme
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Assassination_of_Olof_Palme
huge mystery
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what a fat bitch
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LET's go Fatselum!!!!!!!!
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>>141931653
Dricus.
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>>141932378
Ronaldo had a match and couldn't be there
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>>141932368
Oh okay, you're joking. I get it
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Bisping calling out Gastelum for being a fatass after acknowledging his loss to him lol
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>>141932360
wat
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MAN Gastelum wants that KO. WILL THE NEW GLOVES HOLD UP?
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I want to see Gastelum fight Roy Nelson in bare knuckle.
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Gastelum looks shit rip pick
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>>141932337
Probably gyno/moobs on top of large pecs
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D-Reddit sucks
we root for KG here
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why is everyone wearing those checkered baskets on their head?
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>>141932392
he'll get fake hair like his fake teeth. dude seems gay tbqh
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>>141932368
Caio KO's him
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these two fighters should be in BKFC
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>>141932360
>t. you
Sacre bleu
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>>141931925
That’s disgusting
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>>141932511
its cooling
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>>141932511
A-rabs
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>mean streets of LA
>Alhambra
lol
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>>141932511
Basket-Bros...
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Who wins this and how?
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>Bisping announcing a Gastelum fight
kino
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>>141931653
i met curtis once a couple years ago in colorado and he was a really nice guy. seemed very shy but was friendly and we talked fights for a bit
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>Gastelum

why is this nigga even still in the UFC
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>>141932570
the fans
by watching
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dammit you stupid beaner dont heem my picks
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>>141932570
Gastelum will catch him.
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>>141932603
nah i'm a loser
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>>141932599
He won't be in about 4 hours
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Shara heems both these bums
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Rodriguez struggling with southpaw gasstelum

So far great boxing
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>>141932607
which beaner
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Unironically great fight so far. Probably best of the night.
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>>141932642
>So far great boxing
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that boy thicc
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>>141932603
theyre both beaners though
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>>141932619
gastelum hasn't knocked anyone out in 7 years
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>>141932651
the one with a spanish last name
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BLOATLORDDDDDDDDDD
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1-0 Fatstelum
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>>141932661
Not even joking
Fatty got this
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>>141932582
That's exactly how I pictured him being.
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gassy is mega pillow fisted
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>>141932388
prob fair, i think with the right matchmaking he could maybe crack it
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>>141932691
so we are due for a heem
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Gastelum is too slow now he's gonna get caught
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fuck honda
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time for even sloppier boxing now that they're tired
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>>141932392
It looks like he's had a hair transplant, hairline looks a little more filled in than usual, thinning on the top plus the lack of temporal recession makes me think he's had some work done.
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we /box/ now
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BROWN ON BROWN VIOLENCE
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Love Gastelum
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Gastelum getting hit clean a lot. Will we see that big noggin get cracked finally?
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fuck ads
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How pissed would Dana be if DRod blows this and loses and he can't cut Kelvin
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>>141932369
also to Can Blachowicz
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Gastelum looking less gastelumy today.
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why are so many fights at sparring pace today?
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>>141932790
sex
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>>141932741
he's a big fucking dude. i've met a couple other fighters and they're always smaller than you expect. blaydes is huge
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>>141932762
yeah I noticed that too
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>>141932762
He's always had a thick front hairline
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Fatstelum sinply WONT back down
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>>141932712
It's actually Iberian
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Gastelum is such a waste of talent. He doesn’t even try to defend yet is better than the opponent
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fatty finna heem
slobgods win
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Great headmovement
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Kelvin's not even fat though...
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>>141932866
kek forgot he lost to old man glovers son. middleweight is truly grim that that nigga is the unanimous number 2 goat. shara heems him.
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>>141932888
Kelvin looks both smaller and slower than the older man, who also weights less on the scale.
Why is he so physically weak now?
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>>141932890
I met Frankie Edgar. He is fucking small and its insane he had the success he did.
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FATselum is gonna fall and cause a small tremor in Saudi
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Cut these bum ass niggas
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Is there any fight worth watching
Or should I continue euros
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gastelum is based by virtue of having no tattoos
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>>141933039
>>141932790
ill bite bulgarbro, gimme the episode
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wait I thought gastelum already fought on this card????
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Sloppy kino
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I can hear the A/C in there.
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>>141933049
Frankie would have to be a 135er if he came up today. No chance a dude that small could compete at 155 anymore when all the top 10 guys are 5'11 and cut from 180
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>>141932885
martial arts are suffering from what happened to olympics 20-30 years ago
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>>141933118
brazza dats haram u kno dis
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>>141932919
I agree, I just think it just looks a little different than usual.
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If I were a fighter I would fight like Gastelum. Except I'd get KO'd in about a second.
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>>141933187
Could you do me a huge favor and repost this image with the top 30% cropped out?

Gastelum sucks
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machado garry heemed rod in 1
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I think the Mexican is gonna win
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>>141933192
My god those legendary fights with Maynard. Mind you, I hated Frankie for beating BJ Penn at that time. In the end, I was a big Frankie Fan. How can you not be?
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i love bum fights so much
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>>141932603
>t.Dana
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when do the women fight?
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I can't hear shit!
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>>141933211
sometimes i feel we created Macedonians, but then i remember the endless capacity Bulgarians have for back-stabbing
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Heeminder that green 5'9" Asstlebum almost heemed prime Jizzy.
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>>141933192
Topuria is the same size as Frankie and he'll be 155 champ in a few months
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Do you keep getting the same damn commerical?
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>>141933333
Epic quints.
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KG's chin is unfair kek
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>>141933333
next week
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Gastelum should fight Vettori since they're both unheemable
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>>141933342
>Almost
You're almost not a virgin.
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>afghanistan
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Gastelum is by far the better fighter
Better movement, slipping, if only he had a bigger gasstank
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Gastelum ate his stool.
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>>141932301
CAM ON CAM ON SCORE SOME FACKING HEEMS
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Can’t believe that cornerman cursed
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>>141933341
>*surprise invades while our army is on the turkish border*
Based kebap remover defending kebap from the wh*tes.
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>>141933436
Recovery snack.
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D-rod's hair is literally falling out mid-fight
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d rod needs a heem
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D Rod has an retarded corner. Fatselums coach got him fired up
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>>141933208
What is that?
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>>141933435
and a better ASSTANK amiright
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>>141931770
You're welcome fellas
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>we're both Mexican fighters
>both corners speak English
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How many tacos a day to get the Gastelum chin
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>are my tweets getting likes?
>are my oil stocks going up?
>did Warren Buffer buy my oil stocks?

Holy shit settle down its fight night have fun and relax.
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>>141933495
they're both Mexicanx
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gastelum HEEMS strickland
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>>141933534
no one understands what you mean
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Crowd is so silent, feels like an Apex card with some echo. Are they just bored?
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Whats with this cringe corner man
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>>141933551
Gastelum HEEMS Commentators.
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>>141933495
most second gen immigrants dont know shit about their home country
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Gastelum would be nothing without his chin fuck this fat retard
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>>141933578
Neither are muslim so they don't care
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>>141933466
you don't understand, Austria made us give up some land, so you should have also given us the land, even though we agreed before the war it was yours.
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Easy win for gastelum
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>new gloves
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FUCK Mikey Bisping
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>>141933495
They're American lol
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>>141933578
this fight is a sparring match
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DC is so comfy
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>>141933578
Cause this fight fucking sucks
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D-Reddit sisters...
r/mma bros...
reddit folx...
we lost.
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>>141933599
this is retarded
maybe for the mexicans not from southern california
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D ROD TIRED
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>picks heemed by fatstelum
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>>141933607
We enjoy kafr bloodying each other for our entertainment
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It’s over Rodbros… KG is gonna smother us in his FAT belly
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Kelvin securing that sweet, sweet control time.
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APOLOGIZE TO GASTELUM RIGHT FUCKING NOW!!!!!!!! DRod got tired before he did.
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>>141933118
Did the best I could but couldn't find it, sorry bro
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next fight is a guaranteed heem, feels good man
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>>141933495
chicanos speak spanglish
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What the fuck is with the commentary?? is anyone else hearing this, its like a fucking podcast they're rambling about cabbage and other nonsense

We need to draw attention to this
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>gastelum suggested 205
kek
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>>141933567
GET OFF YOUR PHONE

also you
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GASTELUMBROS WE ARE SO FUCKING BACK
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D Fraud
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Already feeling sleepy. I hope based Pavlovich delivers the sub 90 secs again so I can sleep faster
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>>141933742
Bisping is saving this shit
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>>141933742
they suck ass
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>>141933639
Le hecking wholesome obese niggerino?! I just love DC!
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Bisping is on point tonight lmao

2-1 KG
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>>141933763
Love Bisking
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bisping hates fatty
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>you feel yeavy bro.
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>>141933784
post your body
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why don't they start all the cards early like this? It's better for both US and yuropoor viewers. I hate it when the main card starts at fucking 9pm. I'm ready for bed at that point
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>>141933742
It sucks. Bisping is not funny. Cormier just is stupid. People saying Joe Rogan is not needed are nuts. He is by far the best MMA Commentator in the UFC.
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29-28 Rodriguez
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ALL HAIL THE BLOATLORD
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>>141933487
everyone holding back and focusing on very technical safe approaches
fencing nowadays is unwatchable and the round are 10 seconds long with only one or two touches, olympics judo as well
the biggest example is karate and taekwondo where even the rules don't allow for fun matches anymore since kos are illegal and some moves have been banned so everyone shifts to the safest point winning strategy
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Gastelum intentionally didn't wanna cut weight, he's eating a taco buffet a month ago and just held Drod hostage and gets his full purse since he didn't miss weight
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>>141933742
DC and Bisping are the two worst commentators. I prefer Sanko's shrill yelling to their bullshit
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>>141933814
Hahahahah
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>>141933706
>The guy who drained himself just 24 - 72 hours ago got gassed before the guy who was eating and hydrating comfortably.
Makes sense to me.
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cut these bums
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>>141933808
>Going to sleep at 9pm on Saturday
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>>141932434
what's the red pill behind the mystery?
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Gastelum's eagerness to getting a win in 2021 killed his career
>>141933812
fatty spotted
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>>141933721
found it, leah from casting couch
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KELVIN "GAS"TELUM
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>>141933684
Same.
Ripip

I thought he was mentally heemed with the stuff about how his fight camp went shit and the weight miss
But then D Rod went out there and decided to box with Kelvin, which is literally Kelvin's biggest strength. Such a bad approach. Seething.
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/heem/ said the UFC is good. Why do all these fighters suck then?
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>>141933807
I'm Sneed so I already have. Now stfu we know you won't ya fat ugly shrimp dick bitch.
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>>141933742
dc always does this shit
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>>141933742
they're just making fun of Fatselum
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>30-27
Easy told ya
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>>141933742
I might even pay money for a broadcast without the commentators. It's just retarded prattle
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>Thanking Saudis instead of Jesus
Dropped
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gastelum about to call out derrick lewis
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>>141933769
This is why Rogan is needed cause he helps keep people on topic
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KG did not win round 2. boring slopfest.
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What joke did bisping make at the end?
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fuck miss bisping
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>I want to be the best company man I can be
holy KWAB, he is literally on his knees deepthroating dana
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>>141933812
OH
Another leg kick
That lead leg is just. beat. up.
It's definitely compromised
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Quick rundown on the weight stuff for this match?
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>>141933889
Wrong you're not american
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11 Pavlovichs vs. 2 Volkovs
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>>141933902
Said KG suggested 205
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>I'm sorry what happened this week was unacceptable.
>Even though it's something I've done multiple times before
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>begging to stay
Goodbye!
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cut this fat bitch
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>noooo the commentators are supposed to explain it to me stop talking about anything else
who gives a shit?
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>ever relying on DROD

The guy is literally a mentally retarded hood rat.
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>>141933851
The rabbit hole is deep, it is literally the biggest police investigation in international history
Some believe it was South Africa, some believe it was Chile and the CIA and so on and so forth
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Most pathetic speech of all time
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I believe Kelvin he will do better next time
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Kelvin is based, I don’t give a shit what weight he fights at
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>>141933929
Lol
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major kwab moment
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fat fuck knows he’s getting cut hahahahahahah
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>win
>start crying
lol bless you Kev
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>>141933861
Wtf else was D Rod going to do? Wrestle? Lmao
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>>141933928
D ROD WHY

WHY DO YOU DECIDE TO BOX HIM
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>pavlovich
>volkov
Isn't that the same person?
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>>141933928
why'd i get cute and pick broccoli
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>zero apologies to d-rod
>sucks off daner and the ufc
shameless bitch
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>>141933961
>is literally a mentally retarded
he's just like me
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>>141933962
Tell me if the Jews benefited
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>>141933897
Based Swede in a country of atheists, impressive.
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Based Kelvin. Fuck weight cutting anyway.
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>>141933915
Well most of the time it is, kek. Leg Kicks are a big part of MMA and if utilized in a good manner it can turn around a fight for sure.
So... OHHHH HE IS HURT
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>>141934002
oliveraesque
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put fatty with a ranked opponent
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>>141933948
how about they just shut the fuck up instead of having to constantly prattle on about nonsense? Oh wait you need constant stimulation from all angles.
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>>141934044
yes.
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>>141933913
Dana rn
https://vocaroo.com/1m6TFp16PDQ8
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why don't they let the fighters take the mic?
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GASTELUMBROS WW@? ONE MORE RUN
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First good fight of the day incoming
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Akalaev looked so wholesome in there. I bet he works a mean grill in the gatherings
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>>141934011
KICK
Clinch
Even just threatening the takedown
It's MMA, not boxing REEEEEEE JUST DO SOMETHING ELSE EXCEPT FIGHTING KG WHERE HE'S BETTER THAN YOU
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>>141934023
that's all he can do lol
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>>141933922
Kelvin couldnt make 170 due to his conditioning/diet and the fight had to be at 185, he's missed weight before
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probably the last fight on his contract, hopefully they don’t re sign him
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Volkov will decision and Robert will get a TKO.
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Sheikh Kelvin
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BEAST OF A FIGHT
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>>141933928
Volkov is a live dog. He's not easy to heem because of his height. People just think he's an easy out because of the Poois fight.

Pavlovich is likely to run out of gas before he can heem him.
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>"I love being a company man please Dana and Hunter I'll suck your dicks! Also sorry for being fat."
Pathetic interview
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>>141933962
Rule of thumb, the culprit that the media tries to push, is usually a lie.
Which culprit does the media try to avoid even mentioning?
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>>141934023
he's literally just a boxer
it's his whole thing
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if they are real friends sergei will get fake heemed by volkov
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Bellator be eatin good soon
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>>141934039
>>zero apologies to d-rod
based
fuck that fag
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See you in BKFC soon Kelvin
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They didn't invite any female UFC fighters?
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SHIT IS ABOUT TO GET REAL.
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>>141934135
the croatian commentator said he's gonna need a couple RedBulls for that one
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>>141934135
I could heem everyone in that division
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>>141933962
Olof Palme was a CIA asset and a jewish puppet. Whoever killed him did sweden a massive favour.
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>>141934121
why no catch weight tho?
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>>141934164
>>141934116
come on man spend your camp throwing kicks at least
like just learn one leg kick and use it

It's MMA, I don't accept this "oh I'm a boxer so that's all I'll do when I'm not winning this fight for shit". Do you just train boxing all day in the gym? It doesn't work
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>>141934179
yeah when am i supposed to take a shit
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>>141934098
rule 1 of broadcasting is never giving up the mic
https://x.com/arielhelwani/status/1586206720212144129
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>>141934111
D Rod literally only knows how to box
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>>141934085
How?
>>
eat up sissy
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>>141934194
Di ti gledas?
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Volkov got a hair transplant too? Baldbros.. where is the representation?
>>
shall not be watching wmma fight night slop
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>>141934155
these political ties kek
they originally tried to blame an alcoholic thug but he was found not guilty
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OH BOY MANDRAMA ADVERTISEMENT!
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So ufc is stuck promoting wwe now.
Grim.
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What is this arena. Looks like a conference
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>>141934237
>Tillbaka till flik
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>no ring girls
lol
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>>141934098
Probably so someone can't praise the great state of israel
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https://x.com/Home_of_Fight/status/1804612029761617933
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>>141934254
SKFight
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How based is it that the Saudis can demand no women on the fight card and also told Dana to fuck off and make a new card than what was originally planned for today when it looked like shit and they turned it into the best free card on paper they’ve had in years
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At least we can sleep easily Dana pays Gastelum and absolute fraction of what he deserves and KG has to do every youtube or other novody showþde me already so he will be
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>>141934214
See >>141934209
If you're doing MMA. and you're far enough to get to the UFC, it is simply unacceptable to just go "uhh well i can only box". even wrestlefuckers strike when they struggle to get the takedowns
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>>141933961
i've seen interviews with d-rod and he's surprisingly intelligent and well spoken considering the prison tats and profession
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>>141934198
CIA hated him tho
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>>141934213
Fuck that rat is ugly
>>
Time for ruski kino
>>
Bet the farm on the big blonde Russian.
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>>141934209
but why would you expect that when he has never done anything else
it's like getting mad at a dog for licking his balls
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>>141934179
Wallahi that's haram
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>>141934084
yeah well I’m winning the picks and your stupid fucking ass isn’t
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>>141934057
Love his in-fight plots
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>>141934135
this is
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>>141934237
>Tillbaka
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>>141934261
Let the hairies punch and make each others faces ugly.. the baldchads are making money off it
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>>141934289
It really is lackluster. I believe its because of the recent changes to the Card as well, Im sure the Big Boys in Saudi didnt like those changes so the whole atmosphere of the show collapsed.
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>>141934330
AHHHHHHHHH MY TOE MY TOE I CAN'T FIGHT THIS YEAR DANA SAVE ME AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
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It’s time to get nuggies with bbq sauce
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uuuh sharabussy bros?
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>>141933855
Good looks bro, I was looking for the other video you linked though :(
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any webms of the previous heems in this carrd?
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>>141934342
That’s your opinion, but D Rod only knows how to box and that’s the bottom line
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>>141934432
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i hope volkov wins i don't know why but i always feel bad for him when he loses
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>>141934340
Sorry I had a brain heem-eurysm while typing this
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>>141934418
Bo Nigga coming for that bussy
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Beardless volkov is chad
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HI HATERS
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>>141934202
too heavy for it
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>>141933039
>>141932790
They look mentally challenged.
>>
Pavlobitch gets flushed here. Quote me.
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>>141934202
ufc has fighers canelling cards alot because of all the evnts and the scrubs on the roster promoted as killers. they are stuck with keeping him on the card because he is a name for the oil fans.
Kelvin right now is on a yatch at a Taken auction
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>>141934418
>heh give me the unranked guy who can’t wrestle whatsoever
that is a bitch tier callout and I almost started to like bo
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>>141934418
sharainbred can only fight in terrorist countries
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>>141934479
KEK, another hilarious ko
thanks
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>>141934418
No chance the UFC will kill off either a journeyman the Saudi love or the journeyman they want to be a star in the same fight
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Who gets a bonus tonight
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>>141934513
They're called women
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>>141934367
both because he did an entire fight camp preparing for KG, whose best strength is his boxing
he knew it was his strength, because after Round 1 he told his corner "KG hits hard". In a fight you're losing, show some damn adjustments to turn the fight in your favour. It makes me seethe seeing fighters just continue to fight a losing fight and showing no intention to change it.

>>141934451
reee
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>>141934550
a muslim
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>>141934418
whittaker? I hide in mountain brazza I will fight real pirate gangster shara bullet you no dis
>>
>there are retards who picked D-Rod AND Walker ITT
leave cazzies
>>
Will this be WHITE ON WHITE VIOLENCE?
>>
>>141934550
Gordon fight will get fight of night, No Time maybe performance
>>
Why do russian fighters seem so normal?
>>
Volkov beat Reem, Pavlovich lost to Reem, therefore Volkov beats Pavlovich
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>>141934560
Dont mind if I do
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>>141934550
well pavlovich is about to get a performance bonus
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>>141934385
Dang she really might have a rack I couldn't tell
>>
>>141934418
zero chance lol. bo would be a -600 favorite
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>>141934606
prime overeem beats them both same night
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>>141934560
Please go outside.
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>>141934261
Literally two other fighters on this card had hair transplants. Quite a few UFC fighters have had it done, Damon Jackson, Paul Craig, Paulo Costa and Conor are all the ones I can think of off the top of my head.

Surprised Cody hasn't got one, his hairline is getting to a dangerous place.
>>
>>141934367
What's it like living in New Zealand?
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>>141934810
hmm idk
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>>141934720
Ofc hair transplant is the only thing they can get. Taking finasteride/DHT blockers is too dangerous/not worth it, they need their DHT to be normal, fucking around with hormones as a fighter is plain retarded.
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>>141934418
After Bo Faggle ducked Ikram?
>>
Damn sergei is an old ass nigga
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>>141934876
Retarded to get a transplant and not taking Fin/Dut, there are loads of athletes that take it, they'll be fine, Chris Bumstead (multiple time bodybuilding champ), takes it, if he can they can too.
>>
i would actually pay money to watch the ufc if they offered a no commentary stream. listening to these babbling retards is torture.
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>>141935185
bodybuilding is not the same as elite combat athlete. No it's not a good idea and yes quite a decent amount of people get transplants without taking fin/dut. Chemically castrating yourself is not what i would call a "cure".
>>
i don't think either guy wants to ko the other
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>>141934480
its possibly because hes retarded. dude has a tattoo on his back of a skeleton with sunglasses. this is something only a mentally handicapped man would get



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