CSO
Are people underestimating Volkov?
>>141934568i'm not feeling good volkbros
Fight fucking Fairy
>two russians fight>violin symphony starts playing
>>141934614Yes.
>>141934614I don't like people
>>141934614Yeah
>>141934574Stop expecting people to do the right thing and expect them to do the thing they're most likely to do. Makes life more bearable.
Volkov is anti-putinPavlovich is pro-putin
>>141934614I don't know the difference between themBoth tall ass blond Russians with heeming hands
wtf was with that actually good promo for a co main on a fight night?
Wish an The Ukrain fighter would beat them both up. Salva!
Volkov's hair transplant looks nice
More HEEM incoming? True or false?
how did anybody watch Sergei heem Blaydes and think Blaydes is going to stand a chance against Aspinall
>>141934568
Sergei "1 minute merchant" Pavlovich
NEED the webm of sergei's eyes from that promo
>>141934660Tomato are nasty
>>141934353>>141934353>>141934353Why did the CIA hate PM Sven?
I have had sex for the last 12 days in a row.
>>141934568Please tell me someone made the webm of Pavlovitch fading to black except for his eyes
i lived in moscow 2018-2022 and every time I was out at the bars, there would be at least 1 fight between a group of slavs and caucasus muslims (chechnya, dagestan, ingush whatever)... u can guess how those fights ended
What is next for Johnny "Nonce" Walker?
Tommy Aspinall's sons are fighting soon
Someone lost a lot money last time
>>141934660who is this middle school boy and why do you keep posting pictures of him?
Only top tier chads are able to appreciate Bisking
>>141934614yeah especially newer poofc fans
>>141934654but the thing is it's not just expectationsit's not just pre fight, it's then in the fight as well. when it's not going well, then you can make the adjustments. your corner is there for that reason too
They used to be friends...
>>141934685'nother heem
>>141934614Pavlovich won't let him fight at kickboxing range. Pavlovich by heem inside 2 minutes
>>141934718Starting an alcohol brand
I am getting nervous for whittaker
>>141934660Is that a... le woman?OHHHHHHHHHH!*jaw drops to floor, eyes pop out of sockets accompanied by trumpets, heart beats out of chest, awooga awooga sound effect, pulls chain on train whistle that has appeared next to head as steam blows out, slams fists on table, rattling any plates, bowls or silverware, whistles loudly, fireworks shoot from top of head, pants loudly as tongue hangs out of mouth, wipes comically large bead of sweat from forehead, clears throat, straightens tie, combs hair*
>>141934716
>>141934660my wife (i'm black)
>>141934654To answer the bongAs far as I saw or remember I think Rodriguez changed stance to southpaw and had some success at the beginningGastelum is just more versatile
>>141934719Aspinall won a fluke victory
kino ruskie on ruskie violence incomingvolkov is about to get fucking murdered
volkov will win because he is taller, it's that simple, really
>>141934614>>141934622New gloves
>>141934716Churka bulls own russiaLook at their army
>>141934700God Russian women are almost always so hot she is really going places, UFC will definitely make her female announcer.
fight f*iry posters are worse than loopycel
>Starts begiing for Donos
O/U 45 seconds
based walkout song from volkov
>>141934784cope
pavlovich heems him in less than 60 seconds
>>141934377You wanna hurt me? Go right ahead if it makes ya feel any better. I'm an easy target. Yeah. You're right. I pick cans too much. I also believe in people too much. I could be a cold-hearted cynic like you, but I don't like to hurt people's feelings. Well, you think what you want about me. I'm not changing. I like me. My boys like me. /heem/ likes me. 'Cause I'm the real article. What you see is what you get.
Can amerifats explain that car commercial to me? What does a retarded tinder date have to do with a car?
pavlobros... we're coming back
>high test heavyweights going at itWe eatin good
>>141934568Fuck Dana
>>141934752the western judeo-reptiloids are as usual sowing discord between friends as they have done with russia and ukraine
pavlovich with the witcher music
lankie about to get sledgehammered
>>141934800>>141934716hey, choorkas
>>141934568>>141934614>>141934682>>141934716>>141934752>>141934858Swedanons, we are still trying to solve the mystery, pls help>>141934701
Pavlovich has never beaten a fighter with a samurai back piece tattoo
Volkov by decision. Sorry but it's true.
>4 inches shorter>4 inches longer reachkwab
>>141934614Volkov said that his hardest rounds he's ever had have been with Pavlovich, he was getting slapped around in sparring by him so people have concluded it's gonna be the same result.
Where are the ring girls wtf
>>141934771this is ukraine idiot, Kharkiv is written on the tram... looks like a foreign student (they had many from arab/african countries, at least before the war)
i hope the russian gets heemed
>>141934748I'm not D-Rod bro I can't help you
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM
No way the Saudi boxlet is watching this eventNgl pretty based guy
paul ovich should be a bigger favorite imo
volkov became 5 years younger wtf
>>141934701>>141934927He was friends with Castro and supported communism.
>>141934716>u can guess how those fights endedthe BBC blacks the russian girls while the other two are busy fighting
>>141934963then stop arguing with me reeeeeee
volkov got heemed by the black beast
>>141934914I knowThey still own you tho
>>141934945stoned :(
>>141934935its like volk max, reach is arm span but height is reach too
Plz tell me someone clipped that Saudi punching
Will friendship win?
Sergei runs through him
People act like Pav just goes out guns blazing starching guys. He can be quite tentative which is why I have Volkov picking him apart
>>141934951ukraine is in russia dummy
lmao what
>watch the UFC>a jew reminds me of ww2can't make this shit up
Holy shit Pavlovich is getting dominated
>>141934991BTC blacks the Russian girls while the other two are busy fighting
LETS GO MOSCOW BVLL
Had no idea Bellator had a card today. Are they absolutely retarded? I thought they would make better decisions when they got bought out.
volkov based friend, palvobich fake bitch
I'm built exactly like Pavlovich
>*heems the entire weterweight roster*
lets see if aspinall won by fluke or real life
yellow tinge
im not into irezumi at all but thats a crazy back piece
>>141934996you lost the argument the minute you believed a 37 year old lifetime one-trick boxer was going to change his gameplan. And that's that b.
>>141935084I missed it. What did they say?
>>141935090please webm that
>>141935033I like how the graphics look here.
HEEEEEEEM LANKLETS BTFO
volkov is really flat footed. pavlovich is respecting him too much respect, he just needs to windmill him like ngubu
how is fightfairy doing in the picks so far?
>two brats fightingi cant watch heem
6'0 vs 5'1
>>141935115volkov said they were friends, palvoich said they weren't
Imagine fighting a Russian. Fuck that.
>>141934914>shlemenko>emialienkothese are ukrainians, not russiansalso if you reply that ukraine is russia you are gay
>>141935154your stream is 20 minutes behind
>>141935154
volkov celebrating operation barbarossa anniversary with a hitler youth haircut
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEM
Volkov peaching him up just as I predicted. I am simply too smart
tom buck broke sergei
>>141935173What a cunt
>>141935111Irezumi looks cool as fuck, I don't think Volkov's looks good because it's just his back
The gloves....
tommy heemed both of these bums in less time
pavlovich is flushed, it's over
>>141935177ukraine is gay
>>141935177Ukraine is a part of Russia
>>141934614Absolutely. Practice =/= actual fight. They both are very familiar how they fight each other. Wouldn't be surprised if this is competitive
Damn Volkov makes Sergei look small wtf
Huh......... Bit of a bumfight innit?
Pavlovich never had the makings to be champion
>two non-americans from the same country fight each other>fight is an absolute slurperwhy does this always happen
>>141935246>Irezumimore of a paizuri man myself
>lanklet uses jab>its super effective!If only other lanklets could take note
remember when you dumbasses thought Sergei Pavlovich would beat Jon Jones lmaoooooooooooo
>>141934989Thanks.Btw did the Swedish government use the shooting as an excuse to up security and surveillance?
>>141934914Tom gave pavlo ptsd
>the awkward dating adwho's this marketed towards ?
Volkov won that round. If he COULD keep that up for 3 rounds, he would win. But Pavlovich will catch him for sure and we will see if Volkovs chin will hold up. Interesting fight so far.
pablobitch got rocked there
>>141935177ukraine is part of russia
>getting peached up by clone volkovit's over pablobitch bros
>>141935307Pavlovich is gassed
damn aspinall beats these niggas and gane in a 3-on-1 handicap match playa
Still trying to figure out why D-rod would be psyopped by WME-IMG to reference the Palme murder with that tattoo
Wtf my stream is super cringe with ad spam between roundsHow do I fix this
10-9 volkovPavlovich has a hard time closing inAlso looks scared of volkovs jabHe will need to step inside and do something
Based cornerman combing Volkov's hair
>>141935112No, because if that was true you wouldn't keep responding. I won when you backed out claiming you weren't D Rod. I'm the champ.
>OH MY SCIENCE TWO HEAVYWEIGHTS DIDN'T BUM RUSH EACH OTHER AT THE START OF ROUND ONE WHAT A SLUUUUUUUURPER
>>141935305marketers still think women buy cars
Volkov may be 1/4 fifth black but he's also the brother of Pavlovich and the proud son of Aspinall "The great" aspinall
These two dont look mongoloidI tought that even ethnic russians looked very mutted
A Volkov 28-27 decision win would be the optimal outcome here.
>>141935177Fedor said that both he and Ukraine are Russian
>>141935368based and true
heavyweights pitter pattering should be punished by death
switch stance pavlovich you idiot
>6 foot 9>285 lbs of lean muscleImagine if Zaric cared about MMA
>>141935368this but unironically.
Sergei being hesitant, FUCKING SWING FOR THE FENCES VANILLA GORILLA
Poatan would heem Pavlovich in 2 rounds
>>141935368If you want jabs go watch boxing
>>141935158Pretty sure she had Long - wrongGadz - rightGafurov - rightRahk - rightNaimov - wrongHaqpa - rightOdezmir - rightGastum - rightIIRC
>>141935177>Speak same language>Not same people
>>141935366This isn't the UFC, we don't give out fake belts and pity belts here. This is the Ultimate Heeming Championship you fat fucking bitch now come over here and take your medicine BITCH
volkov with speed would be unbeatable
>>141935425>Never train other stance>Tell him to change stanceMay not be a good idea fren.
aspinall broke him
ANTIHEEMTECHNOLOGY
this fight is like the bro vs bro movie warriors volkov is the older and sergei is bane
Volkov is fraudchecking him. Pavlovich is best reserved for heeming too arrogant fatties anyway
https://youtu.be/up8N8pkFhNI?si=9L1Pku1TDxW-_Orz
Bit of a finna slurper... Innit?
>>141935474then he needs to learn how to check leg kicks
Hey can you post the walker heem please, was it funny?
They used to be friends and still might be
Why no Israeli fighters on this card? It's very close to Saudi Arabia. Missed opportunity.
Volkov is pretty good, had a feeling he was being underestimated
>>141935471he has that lanky 'moving in slow motion' speed. take him 5 minutes to fall down
>>141935391Congrats on falling for judeo-nafo propaganda
HEEEEEEEEEEM LIVERY
Fuck that monster can makes me want one bad right now
this is going like the black beast fight
>>141935503
>>141935494ThisVolkov fighting perfect so farPavlovich like a retard standing in the punching range and doing nothing
pavlovich isn't very good bros....
pavlovich getting exposed massively here, really gets carried by his physicality
Gane sons
>>141935507They would have embarassed the brazzas and Saudis would be pissed
Tommy Aspinall shattered Sergei's heart
when you're in a semen-slurping competition and your opponents are the sport of mma and jon jones
>>141935505Pav said Volk was never his friend
>>141935465using this logic, england is part of USA
there is no way the new gloves aren't affecting their power
SERGEI SERGEI SERGEI SERGEI
This Russian nigger is going to bust my parlay, fucking hit him bro
>>141935561I don't give a fuck actually
>>141935525Thanks
Ngannou zeems both these bums in under 1 second.
you people guaranteed me a heem
JUST BUM RUSH HIM SERGEI YOU FUMB RUSKI
>>141935557yes americans are anglo correct
>>141935561they're friends. they don't want to ko each other.
Pavlovich aura in shambles, Aspinall buckbroke him
tom flushed sergei
Did Pav lose his mojo since he got fraud checked?
Its the new gloves not sirgay
when do the good fights start?
fucking boring. these two are too nice type of guys
Tommy Aspinall would kill these bums all over again, first round.
Time for Pavlov to rush in and take risks. If he doesnt, then Tom really effed him up badly.
>>141935468lay off that gay shit we don't do that crap here
>>141935520Don't let them win
Gane would do terrible things to Sir Gay
what pitiful striking
>>141935590NahSorry mate. UFC installed the anti-heem technology in the gloves
>Pissi ad
As soon as Pavlovich throws the jab he gets leg kicked or oblique kickedTeep kick, jab, move Masterfully performance from volkovTactically perfect
>>141935611Da, comrade. He will be sent to Siberia.
This fight would go the same way if Pav didn’t get heemed
Late (by) Pavlovich heem incoming, digits confirm
people called me stupid for picking walker but I'm gonna get all my other picks right so what's upmaybe walker is the stupid one for not fighting like I imagined in my /heem/ palace (mind palace)
Pavlovich is letting volkov win because hes his friend
volkov is doing a good stick and move routine
>>141935609*blaydes
HOLY FUCK
>>141935507I just want Whitaker to say Islam isn't real and your money will never make you cool and flip everyone off but yeah probably a really stupid thing to do.
>>141935643french historically get their shit wrecked by russians
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM
pick heemedbut the good guy won
Gane would do bad bad things to this buck broken Sergei. He shouldn't have ducked
Finna trynna bit of a bumslurper of a fight.... Don't you think?
YOU REALLY THOUGHT SERGEI WOULD BEAT JONESYES YOUYOU POSTED IT YOU DUMBASS
>>141935595ok i await the annexation of england into the american empire and for you to bow the knee to joe biden
>>141935611He has literally always fought like this. He's just not fighting a retarded brawler
"Believe.Conceive.Achieve.Sheev."- Sheev.
>>141935702no no no, aspinall will beat jones
picks heemed
>>141935702not me. jon jones is my goat
K I N O I N O
>>141935318If you apply this logic to the US and UK they lose like 75% of their champions.Blacks, Irish, Italians, Mexicans...
ten dollars off poofc 303
>>141934614yes and im one of the brainiacs that picked him
VOLKOV SO GOOD, JUST DO NOT BRAWL WITH THE FRIENDSHIP KILLER.
>>141935665This is the webm
this is essentially derrick lewis vs aleksandr volkov
watch volkov fuck it up in the last thirty seconds
holy fuck pavlovich just walked into like 3 jabs in a row
HEEEEEEEEM
Pavlovich's aura is finished I can't look at him bloodied up like this
volkov has 47 fights at hw and only got heemed twice
>>141935604Ironic, Almeida comes back after a fraud check and chokes out a fat romanian and pushing to fight Cyril Gane, meanwhile Pav is struggling against one of tallest chinest prospects
bisping is such a fucking retard
>>141935781AGAIN... (hope not)
>dropped by a jabSirgay bros.....
the pooplobitch meme is... le over...
>>141935781Already hit the over so we're good
THERE IS A NEW CONTENDER IN THE UFC: THE NEW GLOVES.
imagine what GODne would have done to pav
>fighter with a 4 inch reach advantage gets pieced up by the same 1-2 for 3 rounds
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM
Volkov fights like struve always wanted toAlso wild guess, I think volkov broke pavloviches nose early oneHe was way too scared of the jab
towel heads booing in their first ufc event is disgusting. never come back to this shit hole.
Pavlovich - NgannouVolkov - Gane
gayne ducked this bum lmfaoooo
HEEEEEEM
All purebred russians are bums..
Pavel has been FLUMMOXED
You now remember when /heem/ thought Pavloshit would be champion and would heem Aspinall
OH YOU ARE A WRESTLER NOW
Holy FUCK Curtis Blaydes flushed that guy bad.
This is the best outcome. Pavlovich is going to be a kino can crusher the rest of his career
Pavlovich lost the story hard
30-27 Volkov
Anons parlay heemed
Turned that nigga to a wrestler
Pavlovichbros...
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM DESICIONY
Easy win for VolGOD
I told you all that would happen and you mocked me
Volkov 1, 2Pav 3Not enough from Pav to win it. Imagine Jon Jones being afraid of these guys....
VANILLA GORILLA BECAME CRIMSON GORILLA
Pavlovbros... its... its over...
Told you Volkov by decision
I forgot how absolutely terrible heavyweight is. Fuck you sergay you tricked my into thinking you were good.
Sergei bitched out and kicked out at Volkov after he went to console him after the fight
I'd be interesting to see what happens once the ESPN deal is up. I'm willing to throw in my 2003 Toyota Corolla to get the rights for the next 5 years.
volkov actually won a title eliminator
>tfw bet Volkov by KO
>>141935280rda-luque comes to mind
Sex heem, yes heem, I'm heem, 'nawmean?Bread heem, sex heem, yes I'm 'nawmean?Yessir, check sirGet racks, yessirYessir, yessir, I'm heem, 'nawmean
an entire sport based on being bored.
Just how good is Tom Aspinall?
heavyweight matches that go the distance are sooo fucking boring
more like Ser GAY
never forget some retard in the previous threads PAID for fightpass
>>141935919>
pavlovich with zero urgency. asspinal broke his confidence. all he had to do is blitz volkov like he did everyone else. worked on everyone but aspinall, and volkov is too slow to have survived it anyways.
>>141935919volkov won all 3 rounds my guy
pavlobitch chimpout
Good fightGreat performance by AlexanderFriendship won.
>>141935895The takedown attempt was worse than actually losing the fight. Massive story loss.
sluuuuuuurp
Told you fucking retards 2 threads ago Pavlobitch is flushed. Respect me. Respectfully.
>>141935939there was an anon that posted volkov by decision 5 min before the fight. should've listened to him. he also said whittaker by tko.
why do mountain russians wrestle but regular russians don't?
If you don't cheer you shouldn't get to boo
WHOAAAAAAAA THE GUY WHO HAS NEVER WON A FIGHT OUTSIDE OF THE 1ST ROUND IN TEN (10) YEARS COULDN'T WIN A FIGHT WHERE HE TRIED AN ENERGY MANAGEMENT STRATEGY???????? CRAZY DUDE!!!!!!
tom aspinall finished both of these bums in the very first round
>>141935695Who
Damn, Sergei bravado is gone. The knockout did a number on him
You now remember Sergei Pavlovich
>>141935946pavlovich is a certified can and he beat the dude who flatlined aspinall soo....
They're supposed to be friends :(
>>141935353webm of htis?
THEY USED TO BE FRIENDS
Webm the Pavlov shove?
they used to be friends......
anyone else think d-rod could have won?
Gay fightVery disappointingVolkov will be a threat in this divisionSir Gay is a fraud
FUCK YES VOLKOV THIS IS WHAT HEEMS ARE MADE OF
>>141935955i think Pavlovich suffered a leg injury in the first, busted calf muscle or something
Fuck off sergei you stupid fucking braindead fucking nigger why didn’t you fucking HIT him instead of standing there like a punchbag you dumb fucking Russian cocksucking piece of fucking shit fucking vanilla nigher bastatd you are an embarrassment you fucking brain atrophied little piece of dirt
HEEEEEM
and new interim heavyweight champion of the world alexander volkov
/box/ esque fight if i'm honest lads
kek they're still combing that niggas hair
>>141935966no, he was just never good.
>>141935946this
>>141935863Boring ass crowd. No one would bother with them if it wasn't for the oil money.
PALVOBITCH
>>141935984Azelia banks
A surprisingly decent fight for hw
You have to understand Pavlovich is an overgrown child.
these guys suck so bad they would make tim sylvia look like a good hw champ
Pavel absolutely buttblasted
Russiabro...whats is wrong with Sergei?
just how bad is Tom Aspinall?
>>141935946he never beat clone volkov
What da heck they robbed my nigga pavlovich
Madlovich
zero sportsmanship from Sergay, low IQ mong can't comprehend the idea of a friendly competition
Volkov is getting his hair combed inbetween rounds
Is the Turkish hair transplant industry sponsoring this card
KWABlovich
Fuck this useless Russian ducking piece of shit fuck you buddy you fucking human punch bag
can't believe the UFC banned heeming
Sergei looked absolutely awful. Tom destroyed him mentally. Throwing the tantrum after as well, bad look.
why does Volkov have a translator when he speaks really good English kek
>why u heff 2 b mad?
OOOOOOOOOOOH HE'S HURT
Uhhh what happened, there were ads in my feed. Got the webm of the shove? FUCK Pavlovic then. FRIENDSHIP KILLER AND A SHOVER. Screw him. Bad guy. Bad bad.
Final showdownUSA (Whittaker) vs. Mexico (Ikram)
GODne effortlessly outstrikes pavlovich and aspinall (they would be forced to grapple)
>be le brute with absolute skull crushing punching power>getting cooked for 3 rounds, 40 seconds left>tries to wrestleHow low is Pavlovitch's IQ?
i knew pavlobitch was bad but goddamn
*autistic nyeting**shoves you*
>>141935525It's actually disgusting the ref didn't stop the action there
Send sirgay to ukraine. Useless fat sack of shit
More like SEETHEGay
Total shutdown
>>141936066style points
>>141936056he killed volkov too, retard
>>141935946Just a rather large British lad. So the best he's the best heavyweight the sport had ever seen just by working hard and not being a pussy Gane, Ngannou, Jones, Stipe, or idk n4
>>141936110just how bad?
>>141936106https://x.com/ufc/status/1804620666835960115
DC sprinting out of that interview
Wow. Sergey is such a sore bitter loser. Drago utterly pieced him the fuck up and has been a class act. It’s sad most Russians have the mentality of Pavlobitch instead of Volkov. Disgusting
>>141936087Chills.
Stay salty
The good ending where Drago beats Rocky
38 wins is impressiveold school heavyweight record lol
volkov should have bred valentina to create aryan supersoldiers
Manlet rage from sirgay
None of this shit even matters, i want to see Gane vs Aspinall
>>141935992fuck off rigo
what does double weight cut mean
aliskerov is going to wrestle fuck whittaker to a decision win
>>141936125lol you genuinely forgot aspinall fought volkov
>>141936129Exciting isn't it
People said that guy beats Jon Jones btw
>>141935665There's too many of them in the enclosure, they need more space, it's too packed in there!
pavlovitch going on my kwab list
volkov doesn't wear the ushanka anymore i liked that gimmick
Salty Sergei
Pavlovich would still heem john
>>141936161answer the question
It's over
Just how good is Joilton Almeida?
>>141936095>STOP THE FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOIGHT
>>141935946Very very goodHe still needs to prove himself by getting that belt and defending itImo the best bong mma fighter everComplete fighter
>>141936160aliskerov is a wild brawler he'll empty the tank trying to get a finish early. if he doesn't get it he'll get jabbed to death
>>141936126lmao wtf
>>141936137The combing between rounds was cheating, Sergei is right to be mad at this prick
>>141936006
>>141936158meds
>>141936137>he was never my friendLost the story.>desperation takedown in last secondsLOST THE STORY.>bitch fit after the fightLOST.THE.STORY.
>>141936137what a bitch probably lost at the casinos earlier
>>141936160I'll have to wrestlefuck a gun out of my mouth if that were the case
Based volkov
>>141936065He was very friendly with tom and it didn't end well. Man is fighting demons
>>141936126this is fucking hilarous, amazing
>>141936137pavlobitch
>>141936212kek
>all streams are either behind, buffering or jumpFucking hell
>>141936191He has the belt and he's defending it soon.
>>141936191blaydes heemed him stiff bro
FatLolBitch gets finished in under a minute by jones
>>141936137What a fucking retardDidn't even notice thisVolkov utterly destroyed this crybaby
Watching whittaker lose feels bad because he has said he becomes suicidal every time he loses and contemplates killing himself.
>>141936089Ducking stupid Russian nigger fuck, he stood there like a punch bag for three rounds scared and hesitant to throw a fucking punch, then he gassed like a fucking bitch after 4 total strikes Dumb fucking nigger doesn’t even know how to fight, he’s flat footed and just swings and usually that works when he actually fucking SWINGS but in this fight he just allowed himself to get battered because he’s a CUNT. Hope his legs get blown off by a Ukrainian drone the fucking fat piece of shit.
sergei is madhttps://x.com/UFCEurope/status/1804622875761971491
Is this how Americans watch TV? Wtf is this with these ads
Sorry Volkov. Jones is only fighting 60 year old Miopic
>>141936218tom is a fucking snake, disarming sirgay before the fight.
>>141936218He has some inner conflict that is effecting his career.
sir gay should be mad at himself, he got jabbed up
Don't really feel like watching Shittaker bounce and pitter patter his way to a boring decision
>>141935946Very, he is the undisputed hw champ after all
THE bobby pitterpatterer???!@
>>141936207this
>>141935041>>141935041...
>>141936249we change the channel or mute the tv. no one actually watches commercials
>>141936137His aura is gone after this fight. If he heemed Volkov it would’ve been back to business as usual. I’d be pissed too
>>141936137Some good old fashioned seethe at your friend for spamming the jab button for 3 rounds
>>141936212Made me kek thanks anon
>>141936128Volkov is actually high intelligent. He graduates from Baumanka- it's like russiam MIT
>>141936126he cute
Why didnt sergei just walked foward and heemed him?
I love these recent tales of the tape where the 2 main event fighters look at each other and then look at the camera, hope they do it now
RIGGED ITS FUCKING RIGGED
>>141936150Too bad, Gane is piss scared to fill big tom
everyone knows and expects Whittaker to blitz in, why doesn't he take adavantage of that and learns how to throw a fucking front kick?
>The guaranteed heem match didn't end in a heemShite card
>>141936249Only blacks and mexicans watch commercials
whittaker is chinny, i think he gets heemed.
I reallyfeel like watching Whittaker bounce and headkick his way to an exciting TKO
>>141936260So when he was touring national parks was he just having a feels trip
We used to be friends
IT'S TIME FOR REDDIT ROB
>>141936294literally just jab, leg kick, and circle and sergei can't do anything
After seeing this I'm 100% sure Pereira can become triple champhttps://www.youtube.com/shorts/VZtSJ69jBCs
Done betting on UFC, MMA fighters are stupid fucking unreliable mongs. This sport is nearly unbettable because they have no fucking brain cells the fucking RATS
>>141936300department?
>>141936241It happened during commercial break, they showed a quick replay after
ITS FUCKING RIGGED DANA YOU BITCH
They used to be friends…
>>141936311Fake news.
>>141936316walker vs ooze was the guaranteed heem
>>141936229This is the heem consensus.
>>141936137Aura cooked
time to watch booby shittaker walk forward in a straight line, eat a jab, die, and wonder why he was never a champion (winning a interim and losing the unification bout means you're a LOSER)
>>141936311Gane knows that it's not the real belt, so he doesn't want it.
>>141936288Boomers love commercials. And millenials quote commercials all the time. If you say "Red Robin" around anyone over the age of 35+, they will instantly go "yum," even if you're just talking about the fucking bird.
>>141936311Gane is waiting the right moment. Based Gane.
>>141936354You degenerate gambler
imagine betting more than $1 smdh
>>141936249have you seen NFL and Baseball games? american TV is designed to bombard you with ad pauses all the fucking time
Dagestanis would look less inbred if they didn't shave their mustaches lol
>>141936354>casual retard who fell for the hype job of a guy who was never good >LE RIGGED
>>141936311>Embarrassed by Jon>Ducked Tom x3>Ducked PavWhat’s his next move?
>>141936249its like this in europe, dont be dishonest
do you wannna know what i think? sergei woulda done better if he cut off the cage, thats what i think
>>141936137Holy shit what a bitch, i regret ever hyping him up
Volkov knew what an NFT was, there was no doubt about the IQ differential
>>141936338You bought into Pavlovich wolf tickets, he picks his spots and only runs through brawlers. That being said im down 50 bucks today
>>141936337Is Tai just an australian dude dana scouted in a bar fight?
>>141936250its so over real mma fans
VOlkov walked up to Pavel and said "We're not so different, you and I..." which elicited the shove from Pavel.
>>141936288>Is this how Americans watch TV? Wtf is this with these adssince UFC fired Goldberg we mute fights and blast music
>>141936300No wonderThat fight was tactically greathe seems to have high fight iq as well
>>141936355>destroy their friendship and make them hate each other
>>141936394fight pavlovich now that he's washed
Poatan still in Australia looking for married wives
So what's next for Gane then?
If Bobby doesn't get heemed in the first two rounds, i'm simply turning this shit off. I ain't watching 15 more minutes of pitter patter
>>141936369Enjoy it while you can.
>>141936328Sometimes people tour to try and see something outside themself because they spend their time looking inside.
It was planned to change the reaper's opponent to weaken him
>>141936338I feel this, I at least got break even but making money is so hard, you have to choose from so many random factors and decisions can be just if you are Muslim or not. The way the odds are you can't make money by just picking moneyline or trying pick fighters win or lose.
>>141936394Forgot >ducked Blaydes
>>141936338should have followed my picks on /bet/ lad
>>141936430Winner of Jones/Stipe
>>141936355>WE'RE CLOSER THAN BROTHERS>NOW WE GOTTA FIGHT EACH OTHERhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rcL3kAtbcYE
>>141936439hopefully tom decides to not get flatlined in the 1st round again like a total shitter
>new>when
>>141936338kek
/heem/ ditching sergei faster than costa after the jizzy fight
Aliskerov backwards is Volkanovski...
>>141936387Don't tell it's not common in Algeria?
>>141936439We delayed smellal being champ as long as we could, sad!
>>141936137Manlet roid rage lmaoooooooooo. Imagine being under 6'7".
>>141936430he gets to retire pavlobitch and then get submitted by jailton almeida in round one
>chasing my lossesHOLY SHIT IF THIS FAT TURD LOSES I WILL FUCKING SHIT
>>141936355OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>141936387>same surname>same look>same words
>>141936430Tybura in france
>>141936394Tybura vs Spivak winner
Adesanya is the blueprint of a project if anything
>>141936394Beat Aspinall in short notice after Blaydes is out.
>>141936439Tom's best win just got exposed.
>>141936463>winner of a fight that will never happen
Whitaker is getting heemed and /sp/reddit will lose its mind
Volkov's kicks were elite and a great strategy to make up for his reach. Good fight to be desu. Pav was probably still mad that Volkov accepted
cant help but think bobbys being set up to lose this one
pretty actually hype for this
>>141936475
>>141935496IM HEEM
>>141934614he is manlet
>>141936486
MAKE THE NEW THREAD
>>141936475No it's not, because there is only one Volkanovski
>>141936500By the guy Tom also ran through
>>141936489sergei didnt realize who was tapping him, turned around and saw it was volkov and got mad lol
whittaker WILL take the tomato can to a decision
>>141936468Sounds like the type of retarded shit somebody who had zero ranked fighters would say.
>>141936199Clip of the combing?
These arabs are so low t. Even the apex crowd is louder
>>141936489kwaboty
>that sperging arabKWAB Dana scammed another one
>>141936518Its been planned
Guys we have at least 3 rounds left make a new thread
>>141936546damn imagine resting your nuts on that chin
who is this fucking saudi they keep cutting tohe has tiny hands
>>141936243>Describes Poirerits funny cause Poirier already heemed Gaethje and yet was so depressed after the headkick lossWhittaker has taken some bad loss and isn't as mentally down after a loss compared to most fighters after a loss,
Ikram will heem. His striking coach is a maestro
lmao at that towel head trying to shadow box
>>141936500Reminder that outside of Stipe, Derrick lewis beat Ngannou. Everyone in the mma community thought the Ngannou hype train died.
>>141936439If they are both fighting for belts shouldn't heavier weight classes go later?? ... I guess bc Leon is undisputed? I like Leon just find it odd.
>>141936563>soon
>>141936188>141936188I asked you in the previous thread but you didn't answer, what's in like living in NZ? Have you ever been to the UK?
>>141936563this will be ikram 2nd round ko
>>141936500>exposed by his two sons squabbling
>>141936546it's illegal to chant for kuffars
>>141936566she looks borderline 17 bruv, back to /b/
>>141936572Bro i hope youre right
>>141936486who here is sharing our secret club
>CAN'T BE TOUCHED
i'm really looking forward to thisi just hope it's a good fight and ikram isn't heemed from the double weight cut
BOBBY CHUNGLES!
>>141936570turkish ali
>>141936500Tom's best win is Volkov
WE HAAAAATWHEN WILL YOU NIGGAZ LEARN
>>141936606>>141936606>>141936606>>141936606>>141936606>>141936606
CAN BE TOUCHEDCAN BE STOPPEDCAN BE MOVEDCAN BE ROCKED
>>141936594That's a good thing
THE MAESTRO!
>>141936571the power of having 4 sons
>>141936596literally, show urself
>>141936545https://x.com/ufc/status/1804620666835960115
>>141936574He didn't really beat him though. It was like a non-fight.
>>141936477It's not. It's a terrorist tier thing to do.
at least no time gave us a gud heemno point in watching this fight btw. it will go to a decision and it will be boring
>>141936598this but my boy Bobby will heem...
>>141936598Gee Willickers Im really looking forward to flushed whitaker and noname arab too! I heckin love the great fights the UFC puts on
>>141936439i cannot wait for belel to lose and finally fade into obscurity, tired of this whiny beggar
>>141936575Tom isnt a champ
>>141936702gee i sure love being a gigantic faggot that's pessimistic about everything and hides behind layors of irony to not enjoy anything and be a miserable faggot all daysure great being like thisfaggot.
>>141936641Still doesn't change the fact the hype train died after the Derrick fight.
Im so hungry
Fuck women, seriously, thank god they don't have rings girls here.Honestly this is an event for men, and women, who enjoy looking at men so let them have it! Dana invite ring guys, or maybe have cham[ions of each division act as ring girls. That would be kino
>>141936338House always wins, betting is a stupidity tax, get a grip and put money in an index fund and you'll get the same amount of money back if not more.
what is bruce buffer salary?
>>141936763You're literally a gay man
>>141936425Is that ari emmanuel or his family member?
>>141936763>t.fag
was it worth is sean shelby? you broke up a friendship for a boring fight
>>141936338thanks for playing
>>141936748Dude, friendly fire! This ones gonna rock and totally not be a decision. Ufc for teh winzor!
another fight card another I'm tired of Bruce Buffer wasting my time with his drawn out intros
>>141936338You have to bet on brazzas. I'm speaking khabib, islam, umar, usman. The right brazzas, not Belal
lol! HEEM!
HEEEEEEEEEEEM
LOL
not my ikram :(
LMAO WHAT A BUM
ROBERT THE HEEMER
>>141936200PARTYHAT HEEM!!!
