Mariners won btw>>141927799
doyers
>Poodres>2hu is watching his Mexican Football team slurp against Jamaica instead
>>141945202>my frens won today so I’m doing a-okay!Mets btw
absolutely love me mariners btw
>not losing by 10 is like winning the world series to Aaron Judgeclosest he'll ever come, I guess
Based brice with the 4 run homer
Sorry Party Animals, the Fire Department is shutting your party down! https://boards.4chan.org/sp/thread/141944815#bottom
>>141945237Us M'sbros gotta stick together.
>>141945237>>141945202>>141945273this is the same poster, sadly
mariners btw, but metsiners tomorrow btw
>>141945285oooh so close!!
doyers vs angels>>141945319>>141945319>>141945319
Yay series win for my Chadres. Also holy fuck, we definitely need bullpen help. Fucking fucking terrible. GG broors! Going in for da sweep if we can.
Yankees won btw.
>MortonKnew the Braves were losing this one tonight. Keep him on as a coach or something but dude is done being an effective MLB starter.
>>141945315so they won, right? MVPs lead their team to victory
>>141945335We should go get Bauer
>>141945330Aren't you and your family suppose to be watching Mexico at Copa America?
>>141945360Not gonna happen, AA is very picky about clubhouse vibes and the circus Bauer would bring with him isn't something the team will put up with. Right now I'm starting to think we may need to give Nacho Alvarez a callup. Arcia has been a plus defender but he's literally been the worst hitter in the league for the past month. That and a power bat for the outfield. Maybe try and get Pillar back.
>>141945285Lmao you’ve been trying (and failing) to push this all day
>>141945455Oh no, are you that lowercase faggot?
>>141945333Correct!
>>141945467Meds now buddy.
>people still having "serious" discussions about signing Bauer being a viable option
>>141945467>Do they make meds for mental retardation?Anyway, meds.
>>141945488>attention seeking behavior
Metsiners broship is not real. Sorry.
>141945499Got em! This is him btw (the schizo).
>>141945506It's a complicated relationship, don't worry too much about it.
>>141945515was meant for >141945488
>>141945506>Metsiners broship is not real.like hell
>>141945539M'SBROS!!!! DO NOT CLAIM!!!!!!
>>141945539m's bro here. claimed.
>>141945506Looks pretty real from where I'm standing
>>141945539isn't the point of chaps to wear them over the jeans? and it defeats the purpose of assless chaps if you wear jeans...
>>141945539Just lazy desu
>>141945572>trying to reason with metsiners
>attention seeking behaviour
>they are seething about a week old broship>imagine the seethe when we pull it off
>>141945579forgot this
dodgers your new uniforms are really shit, especially the gay cutoff number with the name at the bottom.
>>141945609
Metsiners will be winning tomorrow and /mlb/ will be seething!
>>141945599One day /mlb/ will show our metsiners the respect they deserve.
Spaminers.
>>141945692>>141945598
>>141945692see>>141945239also cope seethe etc etc
>>141945692I don't think you know what spam is
Gg broorbros see you tomorrow for the sweep (probably not)
>>141945713it's a portmanteau of "spiced ham", created as a cheap way to distribute ham product to america during world war II, a go to for many housewives at the time
>>141945674>hello kino based soul ltd please hold
>>141945752the best one was when Sarah Palin thought Bernie Sanders was someone named Bernice Anders
>>141945805look it up stupid :^)
lowercase chads, we are feastingUppercase chuds, you are seething
>>141945704>>141945692>>141945598>>141945586>>141945534>>141945515>>141945499>>141945493>>141945467all me
>>141945866if you have ever pressed these keys you are not allowed to post for 24 hours
>>141945892what consumes your life is trying, and failing, to pwn people here. christ, how pathetic are you?
>>141945941close
Sentence case chads*
>>141945982what if I did it ironically?LikE tHiS?
>>141945539Now this is an MLB Broship!
>>141946041no longer keen to eat anons cum? :^)
>>141946025this has been debunked
>>141946083based braves bro!
>>141946089I KNEEEL
Quick reminder;>If your team is BELOW the Seattle Mariners you lose your /mlb/ posting privilege. Secondary reminder>The line MOVES with the Seattle Mariners. Thank you, that is all.
>>141946164my dodgers are shit if they're only 2.5 games ahead of the forever-garbage-memeiners....
>>141945539how can anyone be against broships after seeing thisyum!
>>141946248the entire NL, every last one
These threads have eliminated any possibility of the Seattle Mariners receiving my support.
>>141946164How is a team with just a +19 run differential 11 games over .500? Looks mega fraudulent.
ad worked though now I'm hungry
>>141946436but enough about the poodres
>>141946447There's like 20 burger ads per game. I understand why obesity is such a problem in America when you can't go 5 seconds without being bombarded with someone telling you to eat more.
>>141946488My .500dres have a run differential of +16
>>141946642looks like 18 to me
My Braves ;_;
>>141946657
>>141946757
>>141946657>>141946791
Gentle reminder that this man makes otherwise reasonable anons seethe and forget everything they know about the game of baseball in a fit of blind rage
>>141946929bet he does
>>141946429seethe'n?
Cleveland's gonna win it all this season.
>>141946969don't you get tired switching your proxy on and off?
>>141946429We'll be fine. :)
Caption this imagefor me, it's>goddamn it
>>141947076>[inhales through teeth]>ooooh shit
>>141947076>OWARI DA!!
>Glasnow perfect through 3 (not a lot of innings but still)>first base runner allowed is due to catchers interferenceimagine he finishes the no hitter? he has 5Ks in 2.1 innings; would you be mad?
>>141947181KEK he gives up a double the second I posted this>also meant 3.1 innings
>>141947035meds
>>141947229so no?
2024 subway world series put it in the books
Lets go Mets! Lets go Mets! LETS GO METS! And lets go Mariners too why the hell not!
>...iners>...iners>...iners
neto is kil, halobros... god damn.
wild
>>141947374ngh..blagh....
I ate anchovies today and the marlins lost, coincidence?
>>141947374he got his hit tonight. rip angels...
>>141947444marlins won that game
Does your team need beer chugging?
>teleports to the left handed batters box>give you this lookwwyd anon?
How tf ump called a ball a strike
>>141947517>555-come-on-now.jpeganon...
>>141947517Arguing balls and strikes? We don't hook with that jive.
Hideki Irabu is the ONLY Japanese guy to play in the MLB.
any other chad lower case enjoyers in the genny?
>>141947517Uh... both pitches in this image are strikes, Anon.
>>141947588On the broadcast, it looked like the ball went outside the box on the screen
>>141947567Perplexed by this post
>>141947597maybe because he an heroed?
>>141947593how many rectangles anon?
>>141947606Wow that's a hard to get joke
>>141947625well, it's a stupid post that wasn't funny, so you're excused
Average Bisons scoreline
reckie gang, reckie gang, reckie gang (reckie gang)reckie gang, reckie gang, reckie gangreckie gang, reckie gang, reckie gang, reckie gang (reckie gang)
>>141947650>score 10>lose by 11KEK
>>141947667What did he mean by this?
nats rocks game turning kino quickly
>>141947667>>141947686Same two posters
>>141947774
Anthony ReckerClark BearJomboy
Me and cubspie were friends briefly but then the Mets and Cubs gaped one another in back to back games, now it’s complicated :(
>recker poster is the ohtani fag is the yankee 27 fag, is the metsiner spammerso many things coming to light the past 24 hours, schizo gonna schiz
>attention seeking behavior
>glasnow coming back for the 7th>61-42 in 6 innings>8Kwelcome to the doyers show
>141947891>lowercase fag seethinYou love to see it.
Redpill me on “Glasgow”.
i was off /sp/ for like 48 hours n the genny has gone skitzo mode. its like you guys created your own language. i cant tell if you guys are chit chatting about baseball or trying to heat a can of soup
>>141947944glasnow very good pitcher....I saw him in 2021, i was at the game where he tore his elbow. true story! google where it was
>fuck i gave up a home run
>>141947944>>141947959Thanks. I meant to write “Glasnow”.
>tyler transnow
RockBI
Actually the Rockies city connect looks cool
the genny is in an uproar!
LOL PITCH CLOCK AMAZING
LOL !!!!
For people who use MLB 66...Is there a way to skip the commercial breaks when you are watching on your phone? On PC I can hit the left/right key to skip back or forward in increments. Yet on phone I have to manually push the duration bar with my stubby fingers and it's impossible to not skip too far ahead.Help would be appreciated!
>pitch clock game overlmao
Just got a piece of the plate, YER OUT
>>141948083if you use an iPhone and enter full screen view there should be dedicated +10 seconds and -10 seconds jump buttons
>>141947891Kek I am enjoying your meltdown
one of the most pathetic loses i think i ever seen in my whole life from any sport by these nationalsi almost want to drop the sport completely after that display
>>141948075>>141948081>>141948086baaaaaaalll 4
>>141948086Really? Webm?
>>141948083bumping this..I’m a payfag but hopefully someone can help you
>>141948086the most exciting play in baseball
>>141948130https://bdata-producedclips.mlb.com/2267d2bd-4083-4c64-a78a-2971bf764acf.mp4
>>141948157LOOOOOOOOOL
a walk off bases loaded pitch clock violation i crave death
FUCK UMPSFUCK CLOCKSFUCK DINGERFUCK THE FAGGOT ASSED ROCKIESNATS WILL GET BACK ABOVE .500 EVENTUALLY
>>141948157
>>141948157Kino
>>141948198tell 'em!
>>141948157call looks good to me
>>141948157umpkino
>>141948157Jesus christ what a jokeWe're in Hell
>>141948157we can only dream of game 7 of the world series ending like this
>>141948198Keep the faith Natsbro
>>141948198schizo em!
>>141948198gotta pitch faster my natties
>>141948238wait until it happens in the 'offs
how do you lose on a pitch clock violation? like just pitch it nigga its not hard like look at the clock
>>141948157was a ball anyway, but good shit umpchads
>>141947891>you are close anon>there are only 5 posters on /mlb/>there's you>there's cubspie/ERG/Reckerposter>there's the one metsiners poster who posts every mets, mariners, and metsiners meme>there is only one 27/yankees poster who also astroturfs as an astrosposter>and a poster to be named later>you must figure out who that last poster is anon>don't let them falseflag you and throw you off the scent>you are close>WWGOWGA
doyers won :)
gg Angelsno game tomorrow :(see you next time
Finnegan has been pitching right at the end of the clock every fucking pitch every fucking game tonight was just the night he couldn't stay cool in a high leverage spot
>rockies need a pitch clock violation in order to beat the 2024 World Series Champion Washington Baseball Nationals in a regular season gameRockiesisters, we are so back
Fuck Anaheim
El Paso Chihuahuas win!>Beat Sugarland!El Paso Chihuahuas win!>Beat Sugarland!El Paso Chihuahuas win!>Beat Sugarland!El Paso Chihuahuas win!>Beat Sugarland!
>>141948304>Metsiners mentionedHell yeah. Weird thing is, I've never made a single Mets post so I'm confused.
>>141948249would have been ball 4 anyway
>>141948337>Mention >Metstion>MetstionerMetsiners :)
>>141948189it was also a ball, so...
>>141948157>>141948198he threw a ball anyway but this is still hilarious
>>141948304>pol brainrot
>>141948198You might have have a change against my poodres. They beat good teams and shit against bad teams like you. So you'll get back to 500 very soon after we sweep these broo croo.
>cusb
>>141948404uhhhhh no it was a no-pitch, clock violation, walk, RBI (walkoff)
>Dodgers treading water despite injuriesI am pleased by this
>>141948428well, an argument could be made for the batter chasing
>>141948430>thinking you know what an injured team is because 1 player is down
>>141948443>Thinking only one player is down
Fuck it, I'm drunk and pissed but I'm just going to go ahead and get this out there.I'm calling it now: Jusn Soto will be traded back to the Nats after the All-Star break, they will secure a wildcard slot, and make it to the World Series. I will gladly behead myself on livestream if I am wrong, but I am not wrong. Screenshot this, archive it, do whatever the fuck you have to; this series of events will indeed occur.I am now leaving the thread for the night. I will not return, so don't even bother with the naysaying. Deep down, you know I'm right.
>>141948436>wrong, because when I do this it means GAME OVER.
>>141948427…the fuck is your problem?
>>141948414t.
>>141948443wut, doyers have an entire pitching rotation injured
>>141948336there's no way that's a real team
>>141948486Soto back to the Nats would be the ultimate form of kino.
>>141948414
Despite all these injuries Dodgers are still cruising comfortably. And almost all of them will be back in time way before the postseason.
the genny is going wild! lets all take a deep breath and calm down after all anger is one letter away from danger gennybros
>>141948486>I will gladly behead myself on livestream if I am wrongThat's a bit extreme don't you think?
Woman’s ass
>>141948105I use Android unfortunately
>>141948550t. falseflagging as a seething lowercase poster
>>141948543rehabbing and healthy guys go down when you start thinking like that. just stay in the moment and don't think too far ahead.
>>141948566fuck no i would never l*wercase post
>>141948502this ain’t accurate…at least for the cubs.. Ben Brown and Jordan Wicks are injured…that’s two sp….you do the math…
>>141948550hes right anons, lets remember what brought us all here in the first place: our love (whether realized or suppressed) of the New York Metropolitans Baseball Club.
>>141948605not accurate for the Dodgers either. that was pre-Mookie going down
>>141948605its a week old, i think, but the point still stands that the doyers have dealt with pitching injuries this season
>>141948557Too based for this thread unfortunately.
YOU HAVE TO CAPITALIZE THE FIRST WORD AND PROPER NOUNS YOU HAVE TO YOU HAVE TO! YOU LEARN THIS IN ELEMENTARY SCHOOL FOR EXAMPLE:My (first word) Berds (proper noun) are on fire!
sometimes i go back and uncorrect autocorrect when it capitalizes for me
>>141948605its /mlb/dinals the entire purpose of the genny is to lie about the cubbies
>>141948652all lowercase used to really fuck with me when I first came here also. it's a tell on who's a newfag.
newfag em!
>>141948523
>>141948692they bring the snark but can't hide that thin skin
>>141948502>>141948605Cubsbros (handshake meme) Brewbros: BrosCubsbros (handshake meme) Brewbros: Devastated by pitching injuries.Should I make that meme it would be hilarious kek
berdscontreras should be coming back soon
>>141948249And to think you fuckers make fun of bananaball
How come no one can break Cal Ripken Jr's consecutive games played streak?
>>141948730Based chihuahua bro
>>141948792Can I get a QRD on the banana posts?
>>141948807
>>141948730>>141948807Get a room
>>141948816No.
>>141948864You don't mean that.
>>1419488035 of the last 7 seasons of that streak he posted a sub-100 OPS+. Who wants that on their team just to break a record that only actually matters to one person?
yayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayaya
>>141948873>>141948864>>141948853>>141948803FANTASTIC capitalization in these posts. This proves everyone here can actually be better.>>141948816>>141948792These are tolerable but please learn to capitalize proper nouns; yes that includes team names.>>141948776Despicable lowercase filth.
>>141948816>be Jesse Cole> get hurt playing the baseball > get into team management > see people leave games early> fix baseball> Manfred is commissioner > destroys baseball with the (((pitch clock)))> bananas sell out Houston, Boston, and Las VegasWhat is not to love?
berds
>>141948896josh gibson would not approve of this post
>>141948765s’kino
>>141948910>lowercase poster>/pol/-tier Negro League trollWow. Personally I am shocked...
Royals!
morel is about to catch fire…don’t say I didn’t warn ya
>>141948952keke turned out great!
>>141948607I do not like the mest.
4 sale baby!
>>141949003That's fucking retarded.
>>141949015you don't want to part with your hard-earned money to be patronized as a generic fan?
>>141949022Well when you put it that way...
>>141949003hey! looks like youre lost :) this is the /mlb/ thread
>>141949015What’d you say about my based Visitors?
>>141948677whoa he is literally me
what the fuck is his problem
>>141949080this has to be fake. it has happened so many times I refuse to believe this is still happening.
goodnight /mlb/. time for sleepball.
Castellanos lol kek he hit a home run and somewhere in the world people got injured omg no waaaaygygyyyyyy
Spammy seething that casty will never hit bombs for his team
ok thats it its time cubs mets mariners broship
Metubiners
>>141948336We got what we came for (which was the midseason champions btw) you can have a couple games little guy
>>141949464
>>141948502This was from more than a couple weeks ago anon, I remember it because I posted it
I could suck ya
>>141945202My pirates (:
we could suck each other
>>141949702Sorry, I'm not a Cubs fan but happy Pride!
>>141949803Pleas..ngagablugh...
>>141949702>>141949633would you suck a berds fan?
Hurmpf...oompf...ngh...
glug..gah..helmp..
braves fans? any response?
>>141949826Sure thing bro! Go Braves!
>>141950000My kekkies = in orbit
>>141950012>>141950000Based kek
>>141950000QUADS CONFIRM
>>141950000>Digits… Sigh *unzips* Hahahahahahaa
How many special people change
>>141950000Kek ugh sigh kek
>>1419500692many ;_;
Cubspie is actually a fucking faggot
>in Dragonball Z episode 56: Zarbon’s Mission, in which Vegeta steals five dragon balls from Freiza’s ship by throwing them from the bridge before escaping unnoticed, Vegeta later finds the Dragonballs and states, “I throw a mean curveball if I do say so myself, the only thing Freiza’s pitching right now is a fit.” Having only discovered Earth a short while before this, and being quickly dispatched by by Goku, Krillin, Gohan, and Yajirobe we are forced to conclude that baseball is not only canon in Universe 7 but that it was likely played by the Saiyans on Planet Vegeta.
>>141950374this just isn't true and everyone knows itwhy are you lying
>>141950374idiot
>>141950374>gay ants fans call you you gay for sleeping with a woman without asking about her pronouns kek
>match with someone on tinder for the first time in weeks>qt 3.14>meet female presenting human being at a bar>we hit it off instantly >get a little bit too drunk because we are having so much fun >fuck this person whom has a vagina in my car right there in the bar parking lot like the alpha male chad I was born to be>ask them for their pronouns afterwards to be polite and for iphone contact info>mfw they tell me he/him
>>141950648rangers fan btw.
>first team in NL to reach 50 winsI feel happy
>>141950648gay asf but we celebrate you this month
sorry >>141950726 was meant for >>141950723my bad
>>141950453>>141950459>>141950518Fuck off cubspie
>>141950000SUCK EM!
my sincerest apologies i didn't realize how fucking gay philly is. we celebrate you too!
>>141949080lmao the timing
SHAQ threw a rap concert on our infield after the Guardians' win Saturday afternoon.
>>141948249good morning fellow umpkings let's make some history today again
Good morning Mariners will be winning the series this AM btw
so.. how bout my injuns??? what do you like /mlb/? what dont you like?
The sport will likely never see a player as great as Barry Bonds ever again. It's good the league is finally showing him some damn respect, though i suspect that only happened because he was beloved by mays.
>>141954490your boy Jose is one of my favorite batters that is not on my team
>Roku game for my teamI seethe
>>141950723>next game 11:35amWhy must this game be so goddamn early? It's London all over again, innit?
>>141955418>Mets won that series btw
>>141955528>Get swept by the Phillies on the road in London>Sweep the Phillies at home in Londonwhat a series of events
>>141954515It's because hes a giant black eye on the record books. People could live with the Sosa and mcguire home run chase because then they fizzled out before they broke all the all time records. Bonds used steroids to improve his play and extend his career an extra 7 years at least and re-wrote the record book which fucking sucks because Ruth and Aaron didn't have to cheat to get to their career totals.
>>141955565based phillybro, see you in the NLCS
>>141955615>see you in the NLCSYou're going to have to buy a ticket anon. Good luck during Red October
>>141955528Fun fact, that wasn't actually a series for statistical purposes. It was simply a Mets home game followed by a Phillies home game.
>>141955692lmao got em right where we want em
>>141955812Just according to keikaku
Why is the Phillies vs D-bags game on so early today?
>>141956214Roku paid $1.98bn to get 6 MLB games a year
>>141956262That seems like a high price to build a roku sports following.
Good morning /MLB/, my Yankees are in a tough spot today as Giancarlo Stanton has been placed on the 10-day IL. Oswald Peraza from Triple-A will replace him.
>>141956446Praying for an earthquake in and around Yankee Stadium today with no survivors. Fingers crossed!
>>141954490Max Scherzer vs the Royals today. He'd be a good rental trade candidate for the Guardians front office if he comes straight out of the gate looking healthy and sharp.
>>141956446Let me know when judge has a stroke otherwise I don't care about Yankee injuries.
>>141956214neets gotta eat
>>141956601He'll also be a good rental candidate for literally everyone else, assuming Texas wants to sell.
>MLBTV>Can't watch local gamesThen why would I even give you money
>>141957100JUST FUCKING DO IT GOY STOP ASKING QUESTIONS AND BUY OUR PRODUCTIs probably what they're thinkingWhat I'm really curious about though is what those people who actually do give them money are thinking?
>>141957100You have to buy the local regional cable sports package.
>>141956601I know the Mets are retaining most of his salary but even so, I doubt the Indians will trade for him. That's not their sort of move.
This MLB Pitcher threw a no hitter and hit 2HR in the same game:
>>141957100The whole point of MLB.tv is for people to watch out-of-market games. I live in Philly so if I could watch Phillies games on MLB.tv (which I get for free because I have T-Mobile) then I wouldn't have to pay for CSN. And we can't have that!
>>141957233I don't live in my team's primary market anymore but:>streams go down all the time, the websites are cancer, recap rundown, access to archived content for webms, access to the entire stream instead of just the last 30 seconds for webms, not being a poorfag...
>>141957418why not? It's a half season expiring contract. His full year value is $23m and texas might pick up some depending on what prospect(s) you sent them. Cleveland traded for Jay Bruce as a rental in 2017 and Josh Donaldson as a rental in 2018. I'd see them doing something like Sherzer or Jack Flahrety as an expiring rental before they move for Crochet or someone who costs a ton more prospect capital because they have team control.
MLB was right to go with Roku. The young adult audience on Roku will jump to the MLB
>>141954490like when they win'ate when they loseAm racist, just like em. Simple as.
>>141957233>fuck i hate living in an area where installing fiber will cost me 40,000 dollars, guess i'll just continue to bite the bullet and pay these greedy bastardsis generally what i think.
>>141957100Fags on this site defending this gay shit is ridiculous. They black out games for you that you aren’t even close to the market for, so that point is dumb. Also, you can’t watch the postseason on there, it’s literally over priced and you’re retarded and the reason baseball fucking sucks if you pay for this shit.
Mike Schmidt knew the ball was a home run on this frame. Pretty wild
>>141957450Zambrano?
>>141954490I like Kwan, don’t care for the rest of the team. Also hate your fucking commentators, “book it” like what a fucking fag
>>141958198broadcasters have the script newfag
https://x.com/bnightengale/status/1804895620416594358?s=46&t=8ANZdJu-2WmX3TIppHncjA
>>141958469https://x.com/jeffpassan/status/1804896342914830431?s=46&t=8ANZdJu-2WmX3TIppHncjA
>>141958529>majority jews and investing>name a better duo
>get called up on Friday>Suspended on Sunday
>>141958529>Philthies are literal cancer
>>141958833Evidently your cancer must be of the prostate from being so repeatedly ass blasted.
RISE AND SHINE MOTHERFUCKERSITS TIME FOR PHILLIES BASEBALL
Who thought a baseball game at 8:30 AM was a good idea
>game on Roku?
>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YOU CANT BE PRESCRIBED MEDICATION BECAUSE....BECAUSE...YOU JUST CANT!same shit they did to chris davis
>>141959023it's 11:30 here where it matters
>>141959070Baltimore Maryland?
Cristopher Sanchez's no-hit bid ends after .2 IP
>>141959025My clients payed good money for those broadcasting rights
>>141959088>Baltipoorno, i'm not brown (thank God)
>>141959023PST is fucking cringe m8 EST is all the matters mother fucker
>>141959145>Eliminates Philadelphia and Atlanta as welluhh.. Patterson New Jersey?
>Baseball at 7:30 AMwtf
>>141959023>living in the pastkek
>>141959106>ctrl+f ARI>0 results
OFFICIAL AMERICAN TIME ZONES POWER RANKINGS1. Central2. Pacific 3. Mountain 4. Eastern5. Atlantic ….99. Hawaii9999999. Alaska99999999999999. Guam
>>141959201Alaska has two timezones.
how much longer are they going to subject us to that faggy tmobile ad
Who is the "knuckleballer" calling the Roku game with McCarthy?
>>141959201>being a flyover and a dumb namefagkys asap
>Sex with Marisa Tomei
Slade Cecconi is all time bad at home, but a very good pitcher on the road
the nightmare season continues
>141959279>texas>flyoverNope. Why are the Californians moving here in droves? Dumbass. Enjoy your shit life and shit time zone though
>>141959225What a feeling!
Dbacks? 2 hitsPhillies? 0 hits
>>141959342Californians are spreading manifest destiny. When they're done, America will be 50 Californias
>>141959225YUYUYUUYUYUYUYU
>>141959380how was yesterdays game? i missed it.
>>141959400How was the game before? How about Game 6 and Game 7?
>>141959331Actually laughed when I read that this morning, because of course that happens.
Imagine watching your Daddy celebrate winning on your home field
Will we get Kerkering slop today?
>>141959342>But you do live in a flyover dump, Clint.
>>141959436i saw that shit show live
>>141959342>Why are Californians moving to TexasBecause parts of Texas are just miniature versions of California with higher-paying jobs/fewer taxes.See: Austin, TX
>>141959414pretty close iirc. which is weird because wasn't it your 2nd starter with 5 stats against our charity case 6? i would have thought u guys could do better. anyways, yeah u beat craig kimbrel congrats. shame about what happened after tho.
You know what they say about Texas.Steers and queers!
The classic Bryston Stott 8 pitch strikeout
>me(in the front) when a weeb(subhuman) tries to convince me Ohtani is better than the great bambino
>>141948294>>141948406https://x.com/Rockies/status/1804729885916606483Mcmahon didn't check his swing, so it actually mattered
CAUGHT 24 hours later.
WC2 to 13th place is wildly close
>>141959679Not surprised, looking at his dad
>>141959689Why is there even more than 1 wildcard per division?..?
>>141959771There isn't?
>>141959771Dodgers humiliation ritual
>I won't be happy until we have every boy in America between the ages of six and sixteen wearin-ack!
>>141959679KWAR
>>141958469>>141958566AYO THIS LEAF POPPIN' BONER PILLS
>>141958566>fertility drugDamn, the first female player in the American League and she pops for illegal substances.
The forgotten NFL/MLB player. By far the best MLB career, but also by far the worst NFL career.
>>141959874Phillies-Yankees EclipseWhat are the odds that the Phillies beat the Dodgers?
>>141960056dodgers are a soft .600. phillies are built for the playoffs and they have soul. phillies in 6.
How many MVPs does a player have to win in your mind before you say "Yeah, they should be in Hall of Fame discussion"?
>>141960156>you MUST win an mvp to get into the hallretard
>>141960169That's the opposite of what I'm asking. There are people who never sniffed an MVP in the Hall of Fame, and there are clean multi time MVP winners that never sniffed the Hall
>>141960156Irrelevant.
>>141960217So, a player would win 10 MVPs and you could make the argument that they don't belong?
>>1419601560.
>>141960252Based Freddy Galvis appreciator
>>141960156HOF depends on having a WAR over 60.John Olerud missed the HOF with a WAR of 58.2
>>141960232theres a lot of factors, retard. barry bond leads with 7 and no one will ever win 10.
>>141960267I want to fuck the girl in the back
>>141960267i look like this
>>141960267i talk like this
>>14196026750-65 seems to be the borderline zone. You have guys like Fred McGriff with 52 bWAR but a Plaque, and Bobby Grich with 71 and no chance at a plaque
>The official fertility drug of The Toronto Blue Jays
>>141960294That's my point though. How many MVPs does it take for you to say "God damn that alone gets him in"? That number exists, and it's what I'm trying to figure out
>>141960267
how does roku manage to do green screen ads better than apple?
>>141960267i hate white women and fake gay videos
>>141960431Poverty provider = sovl
>>141960431they target a demographic that routinely has eye exams and wears very strong glasses
>>141960188Like Dale Murphy? A Hall of Very Good player, borderline maybe, but he had the Big Beautiful Women Association of America's kiss of death - playing for bad teams and getting extremely little postseason play.
>>141960475I was thinking Roger Maris
>>141960267They put Harold Baines in; they'll take anyone.
My poodres finna win today and sweep the brewers (probably not gonna happen and end up back at .500?
mccarthy's peepee is way too small to be wearing pants that tight
>>141960501>They put Harold Baines in for being a black baseball player>But they keep Dick Allen out for being an outspoken Black baseball playerI wish I remembered which writer it is that had a personal bone to pick with Dick Allen and fought hard for the committees to keep him out during this last years on earth
>>141960267she looks like a boring, old biddy
>>141960483Low career production, bad postseason performance.
>>141960592the other multi MVP I can think of is Juan Gonzalez, But he came from the steroid era. Even though he was almost certainly clean, he was a prolific, but not prolific enough hitter
>>141959874>Authoritarian Right dominanceSame as it ever was
>>141960562Another victim of BBWAA faggotry. It's why I don't take baseball awards seriously anymore.
a Home run caught by this fan was ruled fair
>>141960055Probably harder to maintain a great MLB career in general. Bo and Coach Prime were uniquely gifted at football so for them to even play baseball at the major league level at all is a monumental feat.
>>141960267Isn’t wins above average a better metric for HOF?
>>141960747nothing beats the eye test
The Ump is literally on Harper's team lmao
a bohm bomb and my girl will let me cum on her back
Go Sneks
>>141960854go scotland
>>141960854Looks tasty :)
Good morning to all m'sbros and /mlb/posters alike.
You can't just be up there and just doin' a balk like that.
Albert Belle is my personal favorite hof snub>yeah he's 1 of if not the best hitters in the best hitting generation of the mlb, but he's.. le heckin mean to reporters!!!
>>141961173sheesh. what happened next?
Yeeeerrr outta here!
lmao snek coach just got tossed by dr disrespect
Literally no MLB content creator is a fan of my team, thankfully.
>>141961236we'll give u hunter brody for free
>>141961181He was also a known cheater
NYY @ ATL, 1:35 PMLet's go Yankees!
>>141961253never accused of roids unlike half of the "great" hitters from his era. Frank Thomas is the only player that has any claim to being a better hitter than belle at the time
>>141961236I watch them sometimes in the offseason to keep up on news, but I have to DNR them during the regular season because the faggots cannot stop posting immediate spoilers in their titles and thumbnails.
>>141961352We literally know for an objective fact that Albert Belle cheated. There is absolutely no debate in this regard.
>>141961236For some reason they're all either New York, Seattle or Atlanta fans.
>>141961372ok? my point still stands. 40 and 130 per 162 still stand.
>Webb vs Gray and Scherzer startingBerdgers eating good today.
>>141961459>40 and 130*
>Go to the bathroom with the Phillies up 3-0>Come back with the Phillies down 5-3How did this happen?
>>141961491>How did this happenYou forgot to take your Xylopram.
>>141959679>a black player getting arrestedNoooooo let him play.
Oh, it's 1:30. I should check and see when the Phillies play, and-->it's already the middle of the 7thWhat the fuck?
>>141961565ROKU'D.com
Will they let Sanchez try and get through the 8th, and possibly the 9th?
Why is Pitch 2 so faded?
>>141960854looks like my stinky poo bowl swirler i took this am
>>141961459Cheaters' stats don't count for people who care about fair play. Albert Belle was a cheater. Fuck him.
>>141961579>exclusive to RokuI am so tired of this shit of sports games being exclusive to certain streaming services. I'm not paying a monthly subscription just for one fucking game.
>>141961722Just use the radio.
>>141961722Roku is free
*KRSSSSSST*yup
>McKenzie falling apart after 10 pitchesI smell a bullpen day
>>141961565wake up earlier
vlad remembered to take his fertility treatment
Nasty Nestor.
JP what the fuck
>>141961812Nestor the Molester
>>141961615speed I think? could be wrong
>Pull Sanchez with under 80 pitches and 0 ERDbacks will come back
Figure it out Bryce..
>>141961946He's gonna walk burger
kikuchi-sama
Nestor Plunk Kino>Nestor Plunk KinoNestor Plunk Kino>Nestor Plunk KinoNestor Plunk Kino
Or worse!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Another one smoked by Nestor
Gordon!
>>141962042Mariners have joined the slopfest, I see.
Should I pick up bliss in my fantasy league? Or is he benched when polanco comes back?
Who snubs him and starts in the ASG? My guess is Zack Wheeler as a makeup for 2021, where he was the best pitcher and was only thrown in as a pity at the end of the game
>dom "swinging" buntzone
>>141962127I think they'll keep Bliss.
>>141962127>>141962204Bliss. Good chance we don't see Polanco again for a while.
>Pull Cristopher Sanchez>DBacks bats get white hotTopper will earn 100% of this loss
Kikuchi legit shocked his middle middle pitch gave up a run
>>141962320Sasuga, you hate to see it
>Philthies about to lose to the lowly Dbags
>>141959679caught lacking
>Xylopram prescription empty
Reddit won, 4chan lost...
jfc
Baked status?
KEKAROO
/nu/>>141962478>>141962478>>141962478
>>141960445>hates whites>loves bugschecks out as gay
