shit thread
rhat lip
name a more overrated
>>141982067Brutal TKO.
Bo has more talent in his meng than Khamzat has in his whole ass.
>tf>very low effort threadYou fat fuck.
>>141982067Brutal tko.
>>141982118sharabullet will expose his bussy to the world
>>141982067what retard let this fight happen
>>141982067>first heem in 7 yearsjust how SHIT is shitkram shartiskerov? 31 years old btw
post yfw when she hawk tuah's on your meng
Bo ducked Ikram and Whittaker.
you just told joe rogan who your favorite fighter ishe responds by throwing his head back and going "BAAAH" and fake laughingthen he stares at you with a huge grinwhich strike will you be using to knock this fucker out?
They accidently gave Rob the old gloves
>>141982164
Mayra Bueno Silva vs Macy Chiasson is higher on the card than Ian Garry vs MVP
>>141982176Southpaw stanceFeint a few jabsShow him the right handPut the rear leg forward and hit a switch kick with my lead legHe won't see it coming
>>141982239As it should be.
>>141982239This is the /TKO/ era. The card opener and main event are the most important matches in pro wrestling
>>141982176I'd take him down and neck crank him until his hair plug scar touched his balls.
>>141982176I'd tell him that comedians are not that important to society and that they're neither rebels nor modern philosophers. The seethe that follows might cause him to have an aneurysm.
Beau is shit
>>141982154>*grabs the fence*
>>141982159KhabibHe made Ikram fight Rob on a weeks notice after he had already started cutting weightIkram had to do a double weight cut and was completely shot, no fighter is going to be the same in those circumstances Tbh he seems like a chinlet too which only made things worse
Reddit bo
Emett status?
>>141982270
>>141982281if he can't even outgrapple gordon ryan imagine what dricus will do to him
>>141982034Fuck Dana
Michelle Waterson Gomez
>UFC Fight Night: Namajunas vs. Barber>UFC Fight Night: Lemos vs. Jandiroba
>>141982357>If you can't out grapple the greatest BJJ guy ever in the history of the sport you suck lmao
>this edible ain't shi-
I was seeing MMA on Point 2018's Top 10 best fighters of all time and this list has aged so bad it's mind blowing, BJ Penn on the top 10 is such a terrible takehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yWfTmnJ9irQ
Bohole inspected
>>141982406>greatest BJJ guy ever in the history of the sportInteresting, I don't remember Beau fighting Craig Jones.
>>141982401>>UFC Fight Night: Namajunas vs. BarberRose Thug may put on a nice fight, one of the most exciting female fighters
bo's good except for all those times he lost which you're not allowed to talk about
MVP vs Garry will be a point fighting snoozefest
>>141982479MVP will pull out and Khamzat will step in for a short notice catchweight.
>>141982479and at the end they will both showboat like max at 300
>>141982458You don't believe that.
>contender Izzy against the Great White Hope>Dana already hates that DDP squashed the drama they fabricated between him and Strickland>The greatest fight they will try to push, likely before the DDP fight happens, is the matchup at 205 between Pereira and Adesanyaits' written. We know how the UFC will do Dricus before the event officially starts.we should have taken a page out of the Brazza book and stuck to our own conditions, and not this "anywhere, anytime, anyone" bullshit
>>141982521I look forward for Nunez, Weili, Thug, Bullent and Grasso fights
>>141982479Garry's skull will get kwabbed
>>141982553Don't ever reply to me again
jiri wins next weekdricus wins in september
>this guy (fighter who used to fight in the weight class bellow) is HUGE for his weight class
>>141982553>t.
>>141982573>jiri wins next weeklol no
>>141982632weep
>>141982458Nigga been in a coma since 2017
>>141982641You will pretend to have never supported Jiri after Alex wins again. You know this, I know it, everyone knows it.
>>141982662ratshit lost
>>141982683Well yeah he’s a bum. Jireddit will get heemed again next week
>>141982698>heemed again>implying he got heemed the first time
>>141982662why, because that's the kind of pitiful shit you do?
>>141982418Having BJ but not Aldo is crazy, you can't excuse it with the video being from 2018 either.Even at his best, people had to constantly make excuse for BJ losing by making up the myth of "motivated BJ Penn".
>>141982662>You will pretend to have never supportedi've never done this. you seem to be speaking from experience
>>141982725>n-no u!Broken. Thanks for playing!
that guy that heems or gets heemed? yeah you'll be mad if he gets heemed
>>141982738well yeah you described your thought process then tried to deflect that onto me
I like both Jiri and Alex and will continue to support them both regardless of the result.The stoppage in the first fight was early.
>Rose vs Barber>Lemos vs some gollywog>back to back
Pereddit vs Jireddit is a boring predictable matchup
Is there anything more fake than supposed reach advantages in shorter fighters? Even if they do have a longer wingspan, their short ass legs have them always missing the lanklet
>>141982067ACKram
>>141982418BJ is the prototypical "mighty mouse is the goat" pick. OMG you wouldn't believe this guy is a fighter the way he looks but he's just supernaturally talented. He could kill anyone. His parents are rich he does this for fun. You have to have a very high IQ to appreciate BJ Penn
>>141982783then go ahead and make a specific prediction
>>141982759le rational redit man
>>141982566>NOOOO YOU CAN'T STUFF, YOU NEED TO FOLLOW THE /HEEM/MIND>>141982622I'm not from mainland so I'm not Spanish and Ilia isn't the matador everyone thinks he is as he is literally a georgian born in germany
>>141982812talking bout yourself
pereddit via early stoppage is always a safe bet
>>141982822yeah
>>141982804It’ll be exactly the same
Alexander "Chaos" Volkov
>thread squabbling over nonsense when there's a Rose fight fast approaching
>>141982857taken out of context. way to heem the humor
>>141982857Volkov is actually a funny and smart dude. You can tell.
>>141982820>the Spanish can't sniff out a mutt, instead glorify him as an ethno-nationalisttruly the Umayyad and nafri genetics at work
Pablobitch has just attacked Volkov outside a cтeйк-хayc пaпи
>>141982869I just read headlines b
>>141982865who is that
jon killing gane is the only active good win in the hw division
>>141982034Why do russians worship a churka and a central asian mutt who butchered millions of russians ?Why do russians get bullied by their caucasian and central asian minorities ?Why do russians soldiers get literally raped by caucasians in their army ?Why do russian women go all marry some oil barons in arabia or some kebab sellers in turkey ?Wtf is wrong with this country
>>141982914The thoroughly disappointed ref from the Saudi card. Seemed ok, no issue that I remember.
>>141982118Why did you gag him
>>141982921MMA? Combat sports?
>>14198272110.- BJ Penn9.- Randy Couture8.- Chuck Liddell7.- Wanderlei Silva6.- Demetrious Johnson5.- Daniel Cornier4.- Fedor Emelianenko3.- Anderson Silva2.- Georges St Pierre1.- Jon JonesThis is such an embarrasment of a list, even in 2018. At least they put Cormier there, but who the fuck puts Wanderlei Silva in a GOAT list. They could have put Gooby and justified it with the doble champ status, as the Khabib fight hadn't happen by the time of this release. Half of the list is objectevely wrong, and it ages worse and worse by the day. Also DJ at 5 is just lol
>>141982917you must be forgetting the greatest 4 fight win streak in UFC history
>>141982849so you believe pereira wins by tko round 2?
dont forget about woodson. whats next for this long limbed freakazoid ass nigga
>>141982921who is the churka you're referring to?do they get bullied? or do you simply mean in the areas they interact? in the northern caucuses, etc>rapedhot>why do they go marry oil baronseven Muslimas, western women and anyone with class does this, Frenchie
>>141982956shut up nerd
>>141982785Its a good build tho
I think we can all agree Imavov would have fucked Whittaker up
>>141982796there is also the oldhead bias of thinking big names = good wins. You can see it in the Randy portion of the video where they list his wins over recognisable names, but those names are known because the heavyweight talent pool was so shallow.Reminds me of a sherdog video I saw recently where some oldhead said that Shogun was a much better win for Jon Jones than Charles was for Islam because it was a bigger surprise and that "lhw was the glamour division" even tho it was already one the shallowest division back then.
>>141982978let your boyfriend give his prediction for this predictable matchup
>>141983007im so pissed we got a shit ending to the Cannonier/Imavov fight.Truth be told, there's a good chance Whittaker's outside fighting could do much better than Cannonier's crazy footwork and inside boxing
>>141983006His girl has a powerful profile.
SOON
>>141982887You know what's funny? When you see right wingers will cry on social media whenever a black born person born and raised on Spain represents a spanish team in football or the olympics, but then they deepthroat Topuria as a spanish macho. It literally makes no sense, as the guy didnt set foot in Spain until he was 13. Even if they weren't raised in the mainland, Spain has territory in Africa, Ceuta, Melilla and the Canary Islands, people can come from there too. But, black means no spanish (which is funny because the majority of people that say this kind of stuff would be surprised taking a DNA test and seeing 20-40% african or arab genes), it does not matter your origin, being black or brown will never make you spanish, but a white man can become spanish by migrating. Sorry for the long rant but spaniards are such retards that it boils my blood
>>141983055'rightwingers' adore jews and topuria is one so it makes perfect sense
>>141982529I’ll take one last Izzy run.>Izzy v Dricus >Izzy v Sean 2>Izzy v Bobby Knuckles 3>Izzy v Alex 3Dont lie. You’d watch.
thanks Dana
>>141983098>>Izzy v Sean 2Never happening. Israel does not want that rematch.
>>141983006>Canadians obsessed with faux rightwingerCanadians couldn’t be bigger cucks If they tried.
>>141983112how are Dober and Robocop fighting the same guy
>>141983120worked bitch in a shoot
>>141983112Shame that Davis pulled out. Tho a Dober win over a ranodm short notice can could still ruin the UFC's plan, if it means he gets back his top 15 spot, which would kick out Bobby Green was supposed to be the doorway for Paddy.
>>141983098I'd watch, but i'm far more excited in lesser names>Cannonier>Imavov>Whittaker>Allenall cooler fighters in style, even if they don't scream nigga and wear makeup
>>141983112>malottwhat's even the point of continuing
pissy is the most boring champion of all time
>>14198305540 % ?Thats too highIts more like 10 %
zoom zoom never heard of georges
>>141983112Malottbros, we go again
nonwhites still malding over malott
>>141983055Shut the fuck up Ngubez
>>141983050HAH, GAAAAY
>>141983309All of heem was malding it up when canada's best prospect got fraud checked by THE niel magny.
>>141983373>nielGMS
Why dont we see more arab, iranian, turkish, nafri fighters ?Are they just too fucking lazy
Davis was smart to pull out of the dober fight, dober's racism boost would be too much for him
>>141983439Its seems like blacks are just like churkas in russia Both minorities that own the country
>>141983469imagine winning this hard
>>141983469brown
>>141983173You can tell Cannonier has suffered trough too much Scouser drivel
bo nigga heems dricuck
>>141983469Robert is half european half samoan/maori/european What about his wife ?
>>141983497goofy ahh footwork
>>141983487i can only imagine
>>141983497Some of the worst boxing I've seen in the UFC and that's saying something
>>141983558mma was a mistake
>the fight night on my birthday is headlined by two brazilian women with down syndromedana white and hunter campbell will never be forgiven
>>141983584
>>141983534
>>141983614bro
Tom Aspinall was so terrified of Pavlovich he was punching with his eyes closed shutVolkov completely exposed Pavlovich and picked him apart across 3 rounds
>>141983469>>141983534>>141983534hold my beer...
>>141983703A jew, a pitbull and her son.
>>141983712
>>141983487Wife is kinda meh but if this is what make him hardGood for himFor a superstar athlete, he could have get way better
>>141983534Woaw his wife is actually hot and im not even into blondes
>>141983703Love women in business suitsVery hot and classy
Prime Glover vs Prime Romero @ LHW, who wins?
>>141983941Glover, easy. Romero was a shitter at lhw.
>>141983888Most UFC fighters pull mediocre bitchesA very rare few pull dime pieces
the literal fucking dragonborn who previously slayed a ghoul lost to a middle-aged man from connecticut
Does alex have a fetish for whores
>>141983941Prime romero dont exist
>>141984054those are his sons, b
>>141984054post more fightfairy logs yomie
>>141983712it's easy to raise your own kid even a cazzie who doesn't train could do that. raising someone else's kids? levels
What if bobby wins
>>141983941glover probably rolls him in the majority of the fight, but there's a good chance Homero lands a bomb
>>141983993Holloway wife is NiceAlso topuria
Indica: BurnedEspresso: BrewedWaiting For Guffman: PlayingIt's /heem/ time
how many bings till main card?
>>141984054Left all day
Chippy: OrderedBeer: PouredRunback from the Euros: PlayingIt's /england/ time
>>141984107
>>141983993>black man named Jerome>white wife>fully Asian kid?????????
Conor just attacked Khabib, again.
>>141983993his kid reminds me of balloon boysame energy
>>141984140He is a samoan/hawaian/euro mutt and his wife is asian or hapaAlso neotony
>>141983993His wife would be prettier if her eyes would be less close
>>141984143Whatever happened with the whole "Conor paid thugs to beat up the family of the woman he raped" story that Luke Thomas kept shilling?
>>141984254>Luke ThomasHe's on reddit. You can ask him there.
There's a lot of ways for Max to make Topuria look really bad, both he and Volk realized this. I expect Max to steal the fight for the first 3 rounds, and then in round 4 or 5 Topuria lands something big that changes the fights momentum and Max has to survive to get the decisionTopuria might also try the Volk 2 strategy of shooting double legs to salvage bad striking exchanges, which could change things
>>141984301The problem is that topuria is an top tier boxer with top tier KO power and top tier grappling
Cereal Gain ruined the entire heavyweight division for the rest of all time by crumbling under pressure and flopping like a bitch to Jones. Nobody will take the division seriously when a guy that Gane 50-45 without taking a single strike is the next in line for a title shot.
>>141984301pooria gets starched in round 1
How did Volkov overcome this
>>141984411by disarming him during the faceoff with the "..i thought we were frens"
>>141984335>top tier boxerHe has poor kick defense. Not just against high kicks, but against low kicks and body kicks too. That's something about him that has never changed, and it kind of shined through in the Volkanovski fight. You could also kind of see it when he fought Zelal, he wasn't having his way in the striking there>top tier grapplingHis grappling is decent but nothing special really. He can wrestle, but it's not really at the level of an Evloev or an Aljamain, he has jiu jitsu but it's not at the level of an Ortega or a Islam. He doesn't really know what to do from bottom position either
dude's shit
Fuck you /heem/
Memba when Bryce Mitchell pretended to have food poisoning to explain the vicious beating he took and then he got shadow realmed by an Emmett bomb and retired from fighting to become a conspiracy e-celeb? Good times.
One of the militants who was eliminated by security forces in Derbent may have been Gadzhimurad Kagirov, a student of Abdulmanap Nurmagomedov’s school and a fighter at his son Khabib’s Eagles MMA club, Dagestani public pages report. In total, five terrorists were neutralized during the counter-terrorist operation in Dagestan, NAC reported.PART OF THE FAZZA PLAN??
>>141984528Yeah and Ilia literally didn't know what to do when Bryce took him down with a basic double leg lol
>>141984546Was this attack in response to Khabib being investigated for tax evasion?
bryce took ilia down and ilia had no clue how to get back up
Reminder that Bryce was the first fighter to ask nicely for custom shorts.
Imagine taking down a guy who has no idea how to get back up and still losing
that's just how shit bryce is. and he clowned on topuria
Ilia doesn't need to know how to do any of that because he's roidsplosive. Emmett and Volk are also skilless roidsplosive shitters.
>>141984616ever heard of he had the flu?
>>141984643All of the greats use illness as an excuse. Khamzat. Topuria. Lee. Khamzat.
>>141984458Talked about pure boxing Not kicks
I said Topuria would beat Volk and lose to Max a year ago
>>141984546LmaoWhat the hell is happening there
>>141984549he nullified bryce and waited to collect his win for that round
Why did he keep swinging when he was clearly out of range
>>141984699what about max vs volk again
holy kwab
>>141984699Post the archive link
>>141984736the archive is kill. it only returns one page of results
Holy shit
>>141984734Bryce landed 1 punch that entire minute. Crotch sniffers get the rope.
You're all bastard people is what you are! You're bastard people!
>>141984783Real convenient. All talk but when it's time to throw down he fucking ducks.
How Does Topuria Fare Against The Top 15?>1. Volkanovskinullified old man>2. Hollowaygets simulated like ortega>3. Ortegagets overwhelmed and forced to tap>4. Rodriguezgets head kicked off>5. Evloevwould get taken down each round and lose 50-45>6. Alleneasy TKO win for topuria>7. Emmettnullified old man>8. Sterlinggets subbed in 1>9. Kattareasy TKO win for topuria>9. Chikadzeeasy TKO win for topuria>11. Murphy gets forced to fight technically and gets frustrated, loses 49-46>12. Mitchellemmett flushed him>13. Igetopuria ducked ige for a reason14. Lopesgets overwhelmed and forced to tap15. Barboza easy TKO win for topuria
litl bit tax evade with cazzan
>>141984054He is a "i can fix her" kind of guy.
>>141984938He gets decisioned by O'Malley and KO'd in the first round by Islam.
>>141985008Topuria wouldn't escape the 1st round with O'Malley lmao
Rob solved that dagestani prawblem, just heem.
>>141984938he beats all of them
>>141985056he's ducked all of them
>>141985091Your mom wasn’t ducking my dick last night
yeah id knock u out like this
i'm the only poster here who says things about fighters and fights that are true
>>141985117"your mom" is a weird name for your dildo
I literally screamed with excitement when I saw Bobby Knuckles get the knockdown. My boy.
heeminder we all need a lil help sometimes. go to betterhelp.org cupon code jacked taiwaneese nigga
>>141984938>Pork Heem him easy>MaxHeems him but not as easily >PoortegaHeems his ankle with a leg kick>YrirHeems him easy >The restKek.
Sterling could unironically fuck Topuria up badHe didn't really have the eye opening experience O'Malley did with Yan, he hasn't tasted the high levels of grappling that comes out of the top 5 of Bantamweight Aljo can get knocked out but he can break people just as easily
>>141985136Weak comeback. You just got TKO’d 15 seconds into the fight b.
>>141985172>i-i'm not hurt!way to express that it bothered you anon, what other objects do you shove up your ass?
>>141985140is betterhelp legiti got heemed by a panic attack last year and haven't been the same since
*wakes up in the thread*
>>141985209Ref already stopped the fight. No need to verbally heem you a second time.
>>141985226Just get a real therapist loser
>>141985226just go on a walk b
>>141985237what do you have in there right now? something big huh
>>141985250it took me to the ER, i'm only half convinved it was a panic attack idk what to do
>>141985226What did it do? Do you still get panic attacks?
>>141985264drink epsom salts
>>141985264play fortnite
>real therapist
>>141985264what did the ER niggas say?
>>141985226>>141985264panic attack over whatexercise
>>141985359
>>141985226it's called shouldn't have taken the vaccine
>>141985380god help america
just heemed khamzat at the hospital bros
Fightfairy is russian AND jewish. She's literally built for churka cocks
johnny walker is a gret asset to the ufc and shoundt be cut. he gets knocked out int eh most hilarious ways, amd his wins are mostly fun wins. the ufc needs ppl that are there for the entertainment. they made a mistake letting mike perry go, i hope they dont make this same mistake again
>>141985266It shot my heart rate up into the 170s, got a fat head rush, and hella chest pain. I was pretty sure I was gonna die so I called 911. The firefighters EKG'd me and thought I had an arrythmia and heart ischemia so they called an ambulance. I went into respiratory distress in the ambulance to the point where i was slurring my speech and couldn't move my limbs. They tried to chemically restart my heart with adenosine and failed on every attempt. At the ER they were gonna shock me to restart my heart, but my heart rate came back to normal after they gave me some anti anxiety meds that were supposed to tranquilize me for the shock. I felt like I was experiencing heart failure for a whole month after getting out of the hospital. >>141985359Dehydration. I don't buy it. While I was drugged up the doctor kept trying to push that as a cause for what happened. I kept telling him that I had drank at least 4 liters of water that day. After about 10 times I asked him "Do you think I should have been drinking more?" and that was enough to write that down as the diagnosis apparently. >>141985416That's crossed my mind too. I wish I had a convincing answer for what happened.
Imagine if fighters were FORCED by contract to do a sparring one or two weeks before the fights>>141985517churkas are the original "khazars"
I work at the ER at my local hospital, one day this lady comes in with her son. Kid's heart rate was out of control, his blood pressure was spiking and he had blood coming out of his nose and shit. Apparently he had been watching UFC and he saw Jiri get knocked out. Early stoppage upset him so much he nearly died. Had to show him a bunch of Tony Ferguson clips to calm him downGot to fuck his mom in the janitor's closet too, she was a nasty bitch
>>141985529VAXXED
>>141985560smdh you absolute trash taking advantage of a vulnerable woman like that I wish I could spit in your face
>>141985529Do you remember what happened leading up to it? Were you agitated or distressed?
>>141985668yeah I was watching the Jiri-Poatan fight
the only difference between johnny walker and jiri is their psychology
only difference between pereira and kopylov is their nationality
the only difference between me and jon jones is sexuality
Rapper Foolio just got heemed
I am Bo Nickal
>>141985668Yeah, I was having some intrusive thoughts about some abuse I experienced as a kid all weekend long. These are thoughts I had all my life though, and they've never had that type of effect on me so I'm not convinced it was the sole cause of what happened. Also, I was dealing with it by driving around and hitting the gym; I wasn't letting it get the better of me on the day that I was sent to the ER.
>>141983497>Have an amateur Gold Glove boxer for a mom>Can't inherent skillset
>>141985938a brit would be sent to jail if he drew an accurate portrait of this creature
>>141986023The man died. Show some respect.
>>141985938ayo this doo got fuckin dookie hangin off his head
been that nigga
Belal Muhammad has been shot (rumor)
I fought Belal and Belal won
>>141986199I doubt it. He just replied to a post on twitter 10 seconds ago.
THANK YOU DANA
>>14198305540% lmao did your Socialist University or Feminist Media tell you this
>>141982176Brush my hair
this is this year of title loss and expose
chills
>mfw this is this year of title loss and expose
>>141986331Sergay is a bitch for how he treated Volkov. They were friends and that’s not how you treat friends.
heeminder joe rogan buck broke schaub live on air out of following his dreams in order to absorb his aura
>>141986331Good to see they're friends again
Most talent ever assembled
>>141982921Fucking muzzie, plague of Earth, go crawl where you com from, i'm heeming churka faggots at any chance. Come to Siberia, i will cook you alive in boiling water on video
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM
>>141986432How about I heem you just like those muzzies were doing in Dagestan today?
leech makes that webm what it is
>>141986448You can't because you're bitch
>>141986446Khabib ordered the hit. Jihad like fazza planned.
>>141986461Meet me in the Donbass region. You’ll see what’s up.
>>141986473OK, Krylov
>>141986314Bejita tanked that shit
>>141986446>brazza we must inspect bamhole every day now for bomb
>the strategic weight miss backfired and things aint lookin too hot for gastelum
>>141986535Hope he gets cut.
1. Jon Jones2. Ciryl Gane3. The Interim Champion
https://youtu.be/ICdxPTU3-DsI think the song Aljo plays at the start of his video sounds like T-Wood, am I insane
>>141986563Let's look at what an objective algorithm has to say
>GAYne
>>141983512look at the eyes for one, its pretty obvious.
Why weren’t there any women on the Saudi Arabia card? Seems like a missed opportunity by the ufc.
oh. my. hecking. god. THE bobby knuckles is frickin' BACK BABY! he just heckin' KO'd THE Ikram Aliskerov despite not KO'ing anyone since 2017!!!!
>bobby knuckles
What is funnier than people saying Bobby is back for beating an unranked can are dagi wanker who insist that Ikram wasn't exposed and that he will still fight for the title.
>>141986853If ikram is a can how did he get exposed? A can has nothing to expose, stop contradicting yourself.
There's only one good fighter and his name is Josh Emmett
>>141985525hunnerd percent agree b he is p4p one of the most entertaining fighters on the roster and i would be devastated if they cut him
>>141986712Hard to argue with the numbers.
reddit rob will be 50-45'd by strickgods philly shell
Allegedly Nikita Krylov died in a massive C-300 missiles strike in eastern Ukraine
>>141986904true, Rob karate in and out style won't work on somebody that is constantly moving foreward
phil
>>141986446
>>141986887wtf isnt assaulting a referee grounds for fight license being revoked?
>>141986961shut the fuck up bitch
>>141986446>osintHow many of you are there in heem?
>>141986939>tfw waiter brings the bill out
>>141986961GAGAGADOOOOOOOOSH
>>141987000Keef tanked that pussy ass shit
>>141987000proteck yourself at all times even yourself motherfucker
if gastelum wasn't obsessed with tacos and burritos could he had been champ?
Khamzat didn't want any of that bobby knuckles smoke, now we know whyPS KWADB (post scriptum kek what a doggyestain bitch)
>>141987013you'd bever see that shit happen to Herb "Protect myself at all times" Dean
>>141987016if gastelum wasnt gastelum.. maybe.
The Head of Heavyweight.
>>141986853Ikram took one for the team and is laying down the blueprint for BORZ
>>141987016if water wasn't wet would we still drink it?
https://youtu.be/eapSn68cs4w?si=K65F4MwH0ydKZgY1>keith peterson is a heartlet and a fake oneno wonder he became a ref
>>141987021khamzat heems himself every time he has to fight a real nigga like roberch or nate diaz, etc.
>>141987026Posting Perfection
>>141986446>Another Mohammed gunned down in the streets of Dagestan guys. when are we gonna learn that if we don't heem every churka, they'll put our wives in fuckin burkas. Come on man
Westernised enlightened slav>Charming, calculative, endearing>Takes loses in stride and rise to the occassion>Old country brainwashed ruschudFeckless, petulant golem who kowtow to monke Putin>Sore loser who never improves
>>141987026*ducks everyone except obese strikers*
>>141986446why are there so many muslim terrorist
>>141986446>they'll still defend khabib as a person after this
>>141987080Aspinall does have a spotty track record, yes, but Gane will not allow him to duck. Tommy’s time is ticking.
>>141986970is 'OSINT' like a dogwhistle for "le edgy UQranian infodumper" who just posts any source they get being perma-online, or is it an actual something something, b?
>>141985938This guy looks like one of the stop motion characters from smiling friends
>>141985525he should voluntarily retire, his cartoonish KOs are starting to be less funny and more just sad, he legit cannot even take a punch anymore
>>141987089stop asking questions
>>141987073sublime notation, b
>>141982034
The Dark Horse of One Hundred and Eighty Five is Brar Tavares
Briar Tavares
talmbout abra kadavra b
>>141987073I think you messed up the greentext there b
Friar Tavares
ciryl gayne took up muay thai because he couldn't make it in the european basketball leagues
>>141987095Kind of both, basically it's a liability free way to say anything you like and blame it on le opensource and is used by the usual alphabet agencies regularly. Basically as reliable as Dana said but coming out the mouth of Michael Bisping
>>141987145kinda get the comparison, but not at the same time.thanks for clarifying, b
>>141987111What year is it, 2012?
>>141987103My only question is why are we supposed to care about the schaubagogue and why was there one still standing in dawlgestan CNN told me they decapitate them on sight in Khabib country>>141987168If Dana wants to say something about Conor but can't he can just have a Bisping do it and then be free from liability, the risk is that occasionally a Bisping will say something he's not supposed to but it's a small price to pay for a mouthpiece for propaganda. OSINT was largely used to spread fartkraine "news" for this reason and imo anyone following them on twitter is either dim or a j*w
You now remember Rich Franklin.
>>141987189I never thought the glowies would actually operate on this level, but at the same time, I'm not surprised.It's funny they use terms like "OSINT" which are essentially underground terms anyway, and would rather not be publicly talked about.It's all so strange
>>141987203He does commentary on ONE all the time, never forget em b
FightFairy is a 49 year old pedophile
>>141987217It is very unsettling. On an unrelated note surely your Tom could stick his fingers in better holes than mma media personality Nina Drama, he's no Pleasureman but it seems a bit below his league if we're being honest
>>141987248The anons here will only like her more now
LucasTracyMMA ENRAGED by back-to-back WMMA main events.
gane vs volkov
>>141987271Good heavens. Vince?
chitobros not like this
>>141987297I'm not enraged. Just disappointed.
>>141987288Are these pe*ophile anons in the room with you now, slick?
>>141987317No. That would be weird, really.
>>141987327Like a conference or something, true
>>141987203Tawlmbout Liar Liar b? Tawlmbout THE Mask? Tawlmbout Bruce Allmighty? Fer sure an beast of an peach
>>141987356Y'don't have to white knight the thread b. They're big boys.
syuri has stated she wishes she had never signed to the UFC.
>>141982176He wouldn't react that way to your favourite fighter though. Stupid comment
>>141987378I'm not white knighting heem what a gay accusation, just a harmless bit of banter innit
>>141987389yeh yeh b now bend over
>>141987392I have an unwashed and quite hairy anik
>>141987397we call it 'crust' in the sambo world
>>141987095open source intelligence. it's just normalfags getting doxxed by moralfag reddit detectives because they were stupid enough to post things under their real names and register for websites using their normie email address. fortunately the average heemster is schizo enough to never be caught lacking like that dumbass brazza. you do have multiple burner identities setup, right b?
>>141987406Sweet slippers, there goes my Monday then
OH!!!! IZZY WITH THE CAGE GRAB!!!!
>>141987414>hehheh yeah it's a honeypot>shame that people get tricked by itI khear ze gefilke is a trifle bitter zis time of year buby
Im starting to realize Ariel is based
>>141987420If they don't want you to grab the cage why is it there?
>>141987420No need for a warning. A top level fighter like Adesanya knows it was against the rules and will make sure not to do it again.
>>141987431i think it's funny how he masquerades as a progressive yet he's going to have an all red ballot and 'unwillingly' endorse trump on his fucking mma show
khabib's synagogue burnt down
>>141987481who?
>>141987509islam on his story>my condolences to the familieskhabib>history will justify uswtf
>>141987444What are you yapping on about?
>>141986712Cummat Chimuttev is 4th ranked current middleweight
>>141987530ariel helwani is a progressive trump supporter. sorry if you don't think he's based anymore
Khamzat sucks. Id like to see Derron Winn take him out with thickness torsoness
joe pyfer vs ratlip as the co-main on an apex fight night is the fight to make
>>141987588ratlip is not allowed entry to the US
>>141987575He will be removed for innactivity before he fights again
>>141987608They can build an Apex 2.0 on THE Fight Island
>>141987621UFC at the Al-Pex
Kayla Harrison bamhole inspection
>>141987742kayla harrison giving arman a surprise bamhole inspection
HEY GUYS JUST CHECKING IN TO LET YOU ALL KNOW THAT JON JONES IS STILL THE P4P #1 BEST FIGHTER IN THE WORLD
>>141987420You're allowed to have your fingers through the cage and push off on it.
>>141987935You forgot the lineal LHW champion of the World and the pride of Rochester b
>>141987935this poster is a fuckin goof
>>141987935thanks dana but we all knew that?
Conor McRaper in a room with fightfairy
There's 3 middleweights in the pfp rankings. Say middleweight is shit again you clueless morons.
middleweight is shit
>>141988052Conor likes short stacks.
>>141988052Canor likes them great big fat persons b per his WAG and the plaintiff, Kojuhova is too svelte for his RIC (raping irish cock)
BEST UFC DIVISIONS RANKED8 way tie for first place.
ufc needs to purge all the divisions below lightweight and create new cruiserweight and super lightweight class
Light heavyweight is the best to watch due to excessive bummeryLightweight is the best to discuss due to the boy wastelandMiddleweight and Welterweight are too stagnant due to being top heavyHeavyweight is a crapshoot since they're mostly fat pieces of shitOther dudes are tiny
>>141988123Sweet slippers, the biggest star in UFC history came from the featherweight division
i thought bobby reddit was fighting ratlip?
>>141988157Read the ten previous threads and report back.
>>141988157Do brits even watching fighting? I thought they were all faggot ass puffs watching soccer.
>>141988145it's time to move past goober
>>141988193Bongs don't even watch football they just watch the epl and international games
>>141988157he was
>>141988197
jizzy thinking he deserves a free title shot will be his downfall. its completely based on popularity not body of work. therefore he will not be training/preparing as if he has a huge challenge ahead of him in reclaiming the throwne
>>141988235the trick is the bottle is filled with water i am a genius
>>141982946Oh so you're Scottish hahaha
Smellator and PFeLlatio both have the worst ring girls in the big mma promotionsONE has some proper butterface cuties and other smaller asian promotions like shooto and rizin are goodUFC bimbos are just bland and boring but maybe i'm biased because white women aren't my thing and we see the same slags every saturday
>>141988395For me it's BKFC ring girls
The best brains for the business this side of the Bijou. The lafeyete legend, Jolie Porier.
new poatan merch dropped at costco
sleemintel leaf herechandler to appear on powerslap 8leafsleem out
>>141988290Sweet slippers, he doesn't even drink it on camera either, shucks frick and heck>>141988442No one asked you Luke Cockhold
just schaubed
>>141988506>>141988644
There should be a fight night card every wednesday and a ufc ppv every sataday
>>141988770based wmma enjoyer
Bone Ego
>>141988052
name a more kino style than 1st round huesplosion
>>141988356Reddiker kills ShotaSean
> they're all playing for second place
>>141989041Can’t wait for Izzy to take this faggots head off
>>141989062
>>141989083sean won
Soon.
champions should be forced to fight every 4 months
>>141988235who is this video for? Who enjoys this sort of "content"?
>>141989244Jon Jones would be a literal dead man if that were the case. Tom Aspinall would have a body on his record. Jon Jones WILL be the first death inside the octagon if he fights Tom Aspinall. And he knows it.
Yeah Conor, a man who regularly abuses his body is going to duck a fight because a broken toeRight
>>141989382abuses his body in ways that don’t hurt
>>141989389A guy who’s walked into fights with an inflated foot and half cracked shinbone, who has been on a carousel of coke, alcohol, and hgh for years is suddenly going to turn at a whim against his rashness and pull out of a fight, while visibly friending for alcohol on video no less, because of a little broken toe. Sure
>>141989425faggot
>>141989436Yeah, on top of all that Conor is a faggot too, you’re right
>>141988235What hap does to a mf'er
good night for volks
Chandler would be top tier boy material, if it wasn't for ONE single elephant in the room.....
>>141982662nice projection, ive been boying him since he entered ufc, through win or loss(1).
>>141989271It's probably an ad considering how the brand name is so prominent
>>141987384you have autism
rate my HEEM
>>141983006i miss warm embrace from women
>>141989730nah b he seems like the type to unironically call himself a high value alpha male, outside of the very obvious
godsanya heems du pussy in r1
>>141989863Which part of Japan is that?
>>141989876Shikagogawa
>>141989874why didnt jiri just do that
>>141989876Detroit's (closed) sushi bar
>>141989865That's not a good representation of that, and as a serial pussheemer you just need to go out and get it b it's summer it's the easiest time rn
>>141989863>>141989874n
Fat Fairy has dropped ANOTHER banger:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a4LWGNwVmgk
>>141989954>>141989900shut up incel
>>141990004I was heeming puss this weekend and got the swedish dimepiece's number yesterday, now bring me extra rice, extra naan and don't spare the poppadoms raj. Be quick about it.
>>141990023>r/thingsthathappened
>>141990037Well not for you obviously that's why you think such mundane stuff is impossible. Terrible self own btw
>>141990044impossible for obese clozaschizos who post on 4chan 20 hours a day, yes
>>141990053Fair enough I guess it is impossible for you in those circumstances. Extra rice, extra naan and don't spare the poppadoms. What's taking you so long.
>>141982159Bro he was able to stuff khamzats take downs hes a beast, and hes also dagestani! (ignore the fact he got ko'ed by khamzat)
>>141990060>can't even post without thinking about XL food orderssleep apnea by KO
>doesn't deny being a tikka Masala delivery boyI'm going to have to ring Makwan soon you're taking forever raj
>>141990061Not a pocket watcher but you have to wonder about the pay discrepancy between him and khamzat. Shameless work by TKO
>>141989900I don't have time for that i'm on my way to become a millionaire. I can't waste my focus or energy on women rn.
>>141989889he was going to but Godtard interrupted thim
>>141990152interrupted his death, yea
>>141984054He's a Brazilian enjoying one of the very few perks that comes from being Brazilian. Let him be. Also he was dating that German chick who didn't seem like a whore until it was revealed that she was, then he promptly dumped her.
>>141990141Fair enough b, good luck with that hopefully you're well on your way
>>141990166>gets zeemed by le touch of death>rolls back up immediately
>>141990181The "bong" got offended when I called Sean Sheehan picrel Fat Fairy and hasn't brought me my naan yet, don't distract him from the needful plus you're not going to get any decent banter out of him
>>141990111Supposedly hes already wealthy from his master Kadyrov, so there's a chance he never fights again. UFC has to bribe him if they want to keep him.
>>141990199stop posting selfies clozafinn >>141990181jiritards can't admit it but he got saved from a career heeming flush
>>141983168>Bobby Green was supposed to be the doorway for Paddylmao. The UFC have milked Paddy for what he's worth. The Bobby Green match up is to destroy Paddy's hype, because Green will put a hurt on him. Paddy is clearly not good enough to be a top UFC fighter and he knows it, so he'd be taking a big cheque elsewhere at the first opportunity. But when he gets pieced up by Green, his value drops by half.
>>141989874goddard would have stopped it before jizzy could throw the first punch
the guy with the most insane durability and recoverability in the sport who wasn’t even all the way out and not in a bad position? yeah he was about to fucking die, early stoppages are based
Mma pooru is racist
I think we can all agree that the talent pool in the UFC is getting worse. Where are all the real ones going to? Off the top of my head, the UFC missed out on a good prospect signing in Paul Hughes recently. Any others?
>>141990203True. Kaddy's been having trouble with Dagestan again recently I can't see things going on like this much longer once the heems in the Ukraine are over he's not fulfilling his end of the bargain
>>141990207If the naan's cold I'm not paying you behenchod bloody
>the guy with the most insane durability and recoverability in the sport
>>141990290what is the point of pretending you don't know about this fight
>>141990290>STILL movingliterally unheemable
>>141990307All in a day's work for bloody bench tabla drummer shanti man shit poster
new jiri>>141990398
>>141990290wasn't this after fighting 3 times in the same night? so disingenuous
