Gary Awaits
>>141996497The real winning team of the week will be announced tomorrow.
Lifelong Houston Oilers fan here, I can't wait for them to finally win Stan Lee's Cup!!!
Lifelong Carolina Panthers fan here, I can't wait for them to finally win Stan Lee's Cup!!!
Oilers won. Congrats Canada.
8 hours until la bama gets played
If they win tonight Edmonton will pass Pittsburgh at 5 Cups and tie Boston and Chicago with 6 Cups
>>141996557our canesies :)
Imagine being Canadian
Kitties
I can't wait bros...
>>141996417They have as good a chance to win it next year as the Florida Panthers has to win it this year aka 0% chance.
>>141996630The PM does a lot of gay shit so I'm surprised you had to post a Photoshop
>>141996497Today's the last game of hockey and you couldn't be bothered to make a better thread?
Panturds will lose game 7, too easy
>>141996666That's not a photoshop
Will Oilers be welcomed as national heroes in Canada if they win tonight?Would it be as big as when Canada won the Summit Series in 1972?
>>141996666Calm down santa
>>141996687bigger
>>141996670We don't put effort into out threads here. I think Reddit might be more your style
>>141996687kek no
>>141996675The pixels on the dildo are all wrong . are you new?
>>141996670AHL still going and we have Hlinka Gretzky in August If you only care about NHL that your own personal problem
>>141996635
>>141996687Retard
is only game
>>141996701>into out threads
Soilers are globohomo's team and all good people want them both destroyed.
>>141996738if he blows it tonight he should never get into the hall of fame
>>141996560Until the secret final boss is announced at the Flyers press conference tomorrow… You ever see the end of the first Mortal Kombat movie? Yeah, it’s like THAT.
Can't wait to see the Oilers win one for the hometown boy, Bret the Hitman Hart
>>141996687The only fanbases that would genuinely be happy would be like Sens and Habs fans Canucks and Flames fans are suicidal as is Leafs fans likely jealous (why not us) Jets fans not sure of their stance
>>141996687>Will Oilers be welcomed as national heroes in Canada if they win tonight?Hahaha no
>>141996670theres probably going to be at least 3 more threads today
>>141996748we dont put effort into proofreading out posts here. i think reddit might be more style your
>>141996738Honestly Panthers should just start Knight or Stolarz. Bobrovsky is just swiss cheese for the Oilers by now. >>141996753He definitely should be in there with a huge sign saying THE GOALIE WHO BLEW A 3-0 CUP FINAL LEAD.
>>141996750this
>>141996738y u hef 2 b med
>>141996687I'm pretty sure everyone hates the Oilers outside Edmonton.
Flames fans who are you rooting for tonight
i will be going to bed now and wake up 3am to watch this piss
F L O R I D A ORIDA
Fuck you Panthers you were never a team that I cheered for
>>141996670
Kitties winning would truly take a miracle from god. If they lose I’m gonna assume the NHL is rigged.
>>141996798Don’t worry anon. The new Red Army is being forged in the Wells Fargo Center as we speak. Come draft day the Flyers will move up to grab Demidov to pair with Michkov. With Fedotov in goal. Just like what is happening on the world stage, Russia will lead the countercharge against globohomo
>>141996843MY SIDESPERFECT
>>141996738gun and badge status?
does deep dish pizza taste as bad as it looks?
>>141996687Jets or Sens would probably be the only 2 teams Canada would fully get behind of they were to play for the cup, Leafs and Habs are universally hated (by even some of their own fans) and the Canucks are gay. Oilers/Flames fans wouldn't be caught dead cheering for each other.
>>141996738>>141996862buck status?
Shit, work got busy and I missed the end of the last thread. What did I miss? How did it end?
>>141996750While true the panturds are so buck broken they will not win. They have no idea what the problem really is with the collapse that's the scary part. You can't fix this.
I hate living in Sweden. I have to wake up at 2 AM to watch the game. The worst possible time!
zero chance gary lets the oilers lose tonight
go flames GO
>>141996908Call out of work tomorrow
>>141996879never had 'go 'za. apparently the true best kind of pizza is detroit style
>>141996883Nobody likes the fucking sensThe only team that would universally be liked is the jets because gary stole their team and was forced to give it back when one of his sunbelt projects failed
>>1419969130 chance + 100%
F L A M E SLAMES
>>141996879How does it look to you?
kitties are winning this you fucking cunts
>>141996950>>141996879You retards. Deep Dish Pizza is superior to any other kind. It is the Goodest of goyslop
>>141996927Hey samir buddy hows it going
>>141996959
>>141996927gary is actually planning to go back to atlanta if you can believe itmaybe the nordiques will come back this time
>>141996959LOLNO
>>141996908Same here. Living in NA must be a dream. You could all the best sports events in Europe during the morning and noon, and then you can look forward to the best sports events in NA during the evening/night
>>141996950not very good 2bdesubut I've never had one
>>141996978Yup. They are losing tonight God damn that's some PTSD eyes
>>141996989It is very comfy now that you mention it. Especially living on the east coast. Love watching west coast games as I’m going to bed
>>141996497>Oilers will be the one to break the spellIt would have been better if it was one of the more soulful teams like the Jets, Canucks, or Habs.
>>141996980>gary is actually planning to go back to atlanta if you can believe itGary really can't die fast enough
ai slop only cements the loss further
Stampede bros, how we feeling?
>>141996989the game starts at 5:00pm for the west coast
WE WANT THE CUP BACK IN E-TOWNhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=izpZEhPblug
>>141997017
How lazy was this?
The stars don't usually score the SCWG it's usually some random shitter but I could see McMemid being unleashed tonight
>>141997080>▶
>>141997080I'm really going to have to look at this hockey utah club logo all year damn
>>141996738This guy let connor brown score on him i'm not too confident for tonight
I didn't really pay attention to the finals last yearHow did Marchessault win the Conn Smythe when Eichel had more points?
>>141997080don't worry its just temporary the real logo will be worse
>>141996762I cheered for the Flames in '04, and I cheered for the Oilers in '06. Then none of the faggots from either city cheered for my Sensies in '07. I will never cheer for another Canadian team again. I hope McDavid never wins a Cup unless he signs in Ottawa for League minimum.
Here's your GWG celly boys.
>your Salt Lake City Buzzing Bees
>>141996817The ride is truly never-ending for them
>>141996497I don't know who I'm cheering for. I cheered for Oilers cause I like Janmark and they were down 0-3. But now Panthers are the underdogs and redditors seems to be cheering for Oilers, so Im gonna have to go with Panthers.Go cats, meow.
>>141996687>Would it be as big as when Canada won the Summit Series in 1972?>>141996696>biggerAnd this is why I'm cheering for Florida. Because it would cause so much pain in Canadians.
Post >yfw overtime starts
oilers are a combination of everything i don't like about hockeywhen they win this will be eternal suffering because we are never going to stop hearing about how great they arei am absolutely seething right now
>>141997342>The last time a Stanley Cup Finals Game 7 went to OT: April 16, 1954
>>141997250this guy should be in prison
>>141997297>muh reddit>muh underdog>muh contrarianPleb mentality. Cheer for Oilers because we're witnessing true greatness with McDavid.
>>141997334Every time a Swede wants something hockey related it doesn't happen.Quit jinxing the Kitties
>>141997080Looks like a custom typeface and some sort of photoshop pinch effect on the UTAH, inspired stuff imo
>>141997376We'll get him one day
>>141997342
>>141997364We’re due. As a neutral fan it’s all I want to see.
>>141997320As long as you stay off it i guess it was worth it. If you relapse it wasn't
I'd like to see the power go out halfway through the 2nd.
>>141997080graphic designers cannot get any lazier
>>141997446I just want to see a plane crashing into the field during the superbowl or some crazy shit like that at lest once
>>141997455Go easy, I think it was Ryan Smiths inbred retarded niece who designed and created it. So it's not bad with that in consideration
>>141997446then we'll unironically have to fly to edmonton for game 8
>>141997080Honest and unpretentious. I like it. Consider me a fan.
>>141997383>Quit jinxing the KittiesYour attempt at reverse jinxing won't work. You actually just jinxed it for Edmonton instead.
>>1419919052022?
>>141997528april 17
>>141997541i remember it was quite chilly that day
>>141997478I'd settle for a guy in a parachute with a bottle of Pepsi in one hand and Mentos in the other, and when he lands he drops the Mentos in the bottle of Pepsi.
>>141997441I'm off it for a month+, just going through major PAWS. Fuck me and my dumb head, gotta get myself straight for next semester.Also let the better one win tonight. Don't even care who, it's gonna be majestic. This ia how hockey should be.
samir was mentioned
>>141997455wait til you hear about AI
>>141997510Bit that's not what I was doing.Digits for kitties
>>141997688that is “AI”
>>141997799looks like shit
>>14199773899 77 (3+8) 11>Gretzky>Coffee>Messieruhoh
>>141997080
>>141996497>it was 3-0kek!
So how rigged are these finals ?
>>1419979130%, trust me goy
>rags
>>141997913pissi levels
>>141997913Next goal wins
>>1419979130%Sue this fool, Mr. Bettman
>>141997913The fix is in.
>>141997959>Bet- Man>Brings betting into hockey>Bet 99uhoh
>>141997945I always thought it was a meme but his middle name is literally cuckitini and the wiki jannies had to delete it from his wikipedia bio
>>141997913I am enjoying this script unironically
>>141998017I could see this being real, panthers usually outhit the lers but get then get outshot
>>141997080Yuma Hockey Club
>>141998017Iused to still play 04 not too long ago.
>>141998158toxo
>>141998101Gretz was definitely one of the last guys to stay clean shaven during the ploffs
>>141997913Very
>>141998102Oh its true It's damn true
>>141998101>win the cup the year gretz leaveskek what an overrated bum
>>141998218>penalty after penalty after penalty after penalty after
>>141998241
>>141998201Gretzfraud cucked out to pedowood shekels
>>141998158My cat looks at me like this and says that all the time.
>>141998201Gretz just couldn't grow facial hair same with sid
sovl
>>141998186Still the best one for PC, doesn't really mean much since they stopped releasing after 09 but you know.
>>141998101remember when his wife (not Wayne, definitely not him) got caught up in a gambling ring?neither do I
>>141998358based
>>141998303even ted could score like 80 goals against that opposition
>>141998407"Hmm tonight I bet that I will score 5 goals and 3 assists"
>>141998407It wasn't Wayne it was his wife and Waynes best bro Dickie Tochet
>>141998303>rags
islander bros I'm starting to think it isn't our year
>>141998407
eat cock randy
5 bongs 10 bings approx
GREEN SHIRTED WHITE BOY ROLLIN AROUND
Ihaven't watched hockey in nearly two years. It looks worse than the nba now in terms of officiating. Every sport is staged entertainment now, I should kill myself.
>>141998477that’s what I saidit was his wife, his friend, and his agent who all knew each other through separate wayshe was completely unaware they did it behind his back
>>141998647Maybe just get blackout drunk on quality Champagne instead
>>14199845480 pts only happaned twice before Gordie
McDavid OT winner while Oilers are on penaltykill incoming
Just a reminder if you aren't any of the following >an actual Floridian >an actual and legit Kitties fan >from Calgary and you aren't rooting for the Oilers you are both a a) a piece of shit, and b) you hate hockey
>>141998650strange I wonder if his fellow famous athlete bro Michael Jordan knew
>>141998851Gary and I both hate hockey
>>141998904If it was really in you'd think marty gelinas would've saw it and celebrated or something
>>141998851nigga ive hated the oilers my entire life i won't stop for a day
>>141998904in a parallax universe it went in
>>141998904imagine having three (3) illegitimate cups
>>142000000>>141999999Soon
that whole panthers thing
Calgary sisters...our status?rn I'm malding at work. Luckily I'm the only one in the building so no one can hear me seethe. Gonna boil my piss later to drink it.In some positive news, Nenshi won NDP leadership!! HYPE
flames fans on suicide watch
>flumes
i am sure our kitties will do the job this time
>>141999275>alberta is white
>good news kids, we got tickets to see the utah yeti
>>141999570the sikhs and pajeets need to go>>141999592imagine sucking on her hairy cunt and big boobs
I predict a huge letdown and florida leading 6-0 by the last intermission
they just can't
>>141999686I would 1993post like never before
I’m so fucking excited for tonight’s game bros. My wife is going to let me order whatever pizza I want and watch it in my oilers-themed mancave. (I even have a signed Gretzky puck) She’s planning on having a girl’s night out the town for drinks and such. she said sorry about waiting up on her so I can drink whatever and eat as much pizza and ice cream as I want. Game 7 is going to be so fucking epic.
>>141999660need to go? then why vote them into positions of power
Justin Trudeau is based
>>141999816
>I’m so fucking excited for tonight’s game bros. My wife is going to let me order whatever pizza I want and watch it in my oilers-themed mancave. (I even have a signed Gretzky puck) >She’s planning on having a girl’s night out the town for drinks and such. she said sorry about waiting up on her so I can drink whatever and eat as much pizza and ice cream as I want. >Game 7 is going to be so fucking epic.
>>141999793bloody benchod, learn to take a photo.>>141999762because whitoids are cucked. They needed to be morally strong. Also, boomers
>>141999761>girls night>don’t wait upJesus dude how big of a cuck are you
>>141999761your wife is definitely fucking other men, faggot.
>>141999906ok cuck
>>141999876this but ironically
>>142000000>>141999999
Leon score for Asuka tonight, Check em
>>142000014both wasted
>>141999999fuck yeah
>>141999999fukken checked
>>141999761Mfw enjoying this excellent game with you as best buds
>>141999999Wasted
>>141999855>christ benoitpretty good but for me its brock lesnar
>>141999918shut the fuck up my dude>>141999958I can trust her, I don’t have to treat my woman like my property. She told me she would never do anything like that so I’m taking her word for it because I’m not insecure
>the halfway point between edmonton and miami: detroit, michigan
>>141999999wasted get
what kind of pidser is worthy of this game 7?they don't have "Fuck you and your script Gary" pizza sadly
>>142000098>000098so close
>>142000147get out of ukraine and cheese
If Edmonton wins I'm starting a riot in Calgary
Dubs and I get drunk tonight
Dubs and that anon gets drunk tonight
>>141996959Screencapping for the Panthers 3-0 blown series loss
>>142000217>>142000246do it
>>141999761>girl’s nightyeah, she’s definitely getting fucking railed by strange men.>>142000095>b-but she says I can trust her!that’s what all cheaters say, you’re a sack less faggot who deserves this
Any combination of numbers and that anon gets drunk tonight
started from the bottom no we're here
>>141999761this has to be a shitpost
If Edmonton wins I'm starting a riot at the nursing home
>>142000184Stampede grounds are being built and have zero security
>>142000288>pretending to fall for bait
>>141998814Sudden Death
>>141997913They rigged it for Florida to win 3 so the Oilers could win the last 4
>>142000263Im worried the game will be a blowout and not worth it
>Monday June 24th
>>142000524Game 7 blowouts are kino
>>141999999Just like the Panthers
>>142000545ted face reveal
Why does gary like edmonton so much? 4 number 1 picks in 6 years.Is he just trolling calgary?
>>141998852
>>142000572
>>142000639
>>142000580He was planning on them going to Houston
how many flim cucks will rope when tkachuk scores the cup winning goal in triple overtime tonight?
>>142000524
fraid so
>>141999275As a Snes fan I’ve been pretty fortunate the Leafs and Habs have been so ass, but one day they will be in the Oilers’ position and it will be insufferable, especially due to the size of the fanbases.
>>142000572It's gonna be kino tonight when the Kitties faces all look like this cause they couldn't score over a single goal
What do I buy to snack on? Not really a snack guy but i've been crushing 6 packs on an empty stomach the past few games and i get hungry
>>142000912snack and dip in one
>>142000751>watching the game past midnightShan't. Gonna be in bed by 12am sharp.
>>142000953That looks fucking disgusting
>>142000751>triple overtimedon't joke about stuff like that
>>142000912A greasy burger and fries from skip will perk you right up, or make you pass out
About 6 and half hours until la bama
>>142000986Just like my islanders
>>142000986it's god tier though
Florida forgot this one simple trick at the end of game 6. They are mentally cooked and it will be a miracle if they get lucky tonight
>>142000851>white people I wouldn't call Americans people
>the Utah Yetihol up hol up I did some quick research and it's real. Why is everything made into a moquery ?Sometimes I feel like I woke up 10 years ago in an alternate reality.
>>142001073This looks like a better example, probably should've started with that one
Why is plebs fucked up
>>142001073bet that's yummy with cheese
I just slapped down $25 dollars on the Oilers to win to basically win $25 dollars.Yeah thats right I'm a high rolla, big spenda.
>>142001073The presentation in this one is much better. 8/10
>>142001047Since the result is certain I'm listening rn
>>142001145it has cheese inside yeah
>>141996812<3
alright I'll get through the next 45 minutes using methadone (second half of the divegrass game)
>>142000912Hockey players dont eat and drink at the same time for some reason
This is it.. this is fucking it...1993 posting is about to be over.. fucking goddamn panthers you pathetic worthless fucks how did you fuck this up for everyone?
>>141996852we prosper in the loving but firm bosom of Mother Russia
>>142000406Very nice gary
buljubros... i dont feel so good...
>>142001158but how will you afford pizza tonight?
>>142001415oh fuck I forgot about that
>>142001116that's honestly one of the better names they came up with
>>142001073i gotta try making this
>1993
>>142001366Bulju derailed the Oilers for the whole duration of his time there. They have only now recovered. The hero we needed, gone too soon
>>142001239soccer is always boring xhenya
>>142001481That's just bird in a nest but fancier.
I come here to post that calgarypuck.com is the gayest website on earth (reply to this if you post there so I can make fun of you for being CRINGE).TATER MACRAEW
>>142001566it is when you don't root for either team
>Aleksander Turndapuckova
I'm not sure whether I'll study a little more or go to the gym before the game
Tomorrow the hockey season is overWhat will you do then? Have you secured your summer love yet?
>2 seperate round robin soccer games each get their own sticky>game 7 of the stanley cup won't get a stickysad
>>141996738JEN
>panthers changed their PP1 line they're desperate
>>142001872I'm sure I didn't ask
Not like this bros.......NOT LIKE THIS
>>142001878I have more porn to download if that's what you're asking
>>142002220>making adjustments for game 7its over
>>142002220have they announced who's in goal?
>>142001878I'll focus on maximizing my gains so I can post body in October
>>142001878> What will you do then?grind. gym, self-loathing, the usual plan Have you secured your summer love yet?I am as ugly as Bulju but not as lovable, so no
>>142002345Yeah Belchy is in net tonight
>>142002420same
>>142000751Most Flames fans have no ill-will towards Tkachuk who gave Calgary the opportunity to get the best return for him unlike Johnny. He also wanted to re-sign the year before. We're all cheering for him.
Luongo's team wouldn't choke a stanley cup final game seven
>tkachuk or oilers will hoist the Lee and calgarians literally wont be able to wash away their tears
>>142002636can they even wash themselves right now?
>>142002636We have snoop dog though
>>142002618Certainly not on home ice
Will at least this grand final game get a sticky?
>>142002877/sp/ hates us for running it
>>142002877Lol no
>>142002877jannies will get a sticky tonight
>>142002877/sp/ fears /hoc/ too much
>>141996497What happened in the 00s? 7 game finals used to be rare and for 3 decades only happened once and in the 00s we suddenly got 5
>>142002877today is a huge day for college football
>>142002877Only for the winner
>>142002877Did you see how shit OP made this thread?It's nothing of sticky quality
>>142002877no jannies fear the collective autism of /hoc/
>>142003008what makes an OP good in your pea brain mind?
>>142003008cuck tried to effortpost for a while these playoffs but nobody cared
>>142003072Anime
>>142002877The game won't need more than three game threads. 90% of the posts will be redditposting, scar false flagging, or tbg being a massive faggot and people calling him raped
>>142002877hopefully not i interact with enough third worlders in real life already
>>142002979We used to have 1v8 seeding that was more fair and pitted healthier better teams in the final
>>142003009>collective autism of /hoc/
>>142002979>since 1993 all five canadian game 7s have come from west of the rockiesuh atlantic bros?
>>142003072>relevant picture and edition >dates and times for games >news>previous
>>142003009I wonder what the catalog will look like after the game
>Be Flames fan >Huberdeau contract >Kadri contract >Dilapidated arena >Your lottery pick 1st is out the door >Just traded starter for magic beans and retained >Bottom 5 prospect system >Biggest rivals in cup final >Player who requested trade leading team in cup final (Tkachuk) >Player who busted magically became good again (Bennett) >Turn on the tap, no water >No future
>>142003122but the national anthem is do it again by steely dan
>>142002737
>>142003146Sounds pretty reddit
>>142002594top cuck
>>142003146These are all things that scare and confuse canadians they aren't capable of such things be reasonable
he doesn't look a thing like Jesusdoes he even TALK LIKE A GENTLEMAN?isn't it kind of sacrilege to call this guy McJesus? tell me /hoc/, what are some things that would make me like this guy as a person, not the player and his stats- but the person. is he nice? funny? there is this emptiness about him.
>>142002594so cucked LMFAO
I turned on my shower and have had it running 24-7 since the pipe broke. I hate the south east asian mayor
>>142003220/hoc/ goes to /b/
>>141997010comfy is just a code word for boring desu
>>142003354finally a /hoc/ thread that can feature mcdavid's literature
>>142003146gay lol
>>142000986hatsapuri is nice
>>142002594THIS IS A TAKE OF A LOSERI'm a 15 year season ticket holder, you probably can't even afford a beer. Go post on calgarypuck, the gayest website on earth. You little homosexual, any true Flames fan hates Tkachuk for asking for a trade. YOU ARE A FUCKING RETARD AND IF I SAW YOU IN THE SADDLEDOME (you can't afford to get in) I WOULD CURB STOMP YOU AND HARVEY THE HOUND WOULD TOO
>>142003391kys
>>142003354Thats me posting the Bulju what ever happened to Greecefag?
>>142002594
>>142003499He posts under an Ireland flag every now and then unfortunately
Are we looking at a top-five SCF Game 7 of all time tonight? Let me know if I've missed any factors:>possible first reverse sweep since WW2>mcdavid's first, best chance at a Stan Lee>mcdavid at 42 playoff points and looking for more>paul maurice ever winning a Lee>Bobrovsky ever winning a Lee>Okposo ever winning a Lee>Perry redemption arc's last chance>Ken Holland's last year>Canadian Cup drought>philosophical battle of offense vs defense for the new NHL metagame>snowbelt vs sunbelt>Calgary's hated rivals vs Calgary's hated traitor
>>142003499my personal opinion is cocaine use lead to the demise of grease
>>142003469every day until you learn
>>142003652should've gone with CATNADA
>>142003454You have no idea who the fuck you're talking to buddy. I would shove my arm right down your fucking throat, shove my other arm right up your fucking ass, and play your little pussy ass like a fucking accordion you fucking mutt. Gimme your address right fucking now you punk pussy.
>>142003605I'm excited :)
>>142001366what's wrong, anonlook at more bulju and you'll feel better
Alberta retards in a tizzy this afternoon
>>142003605i am here just for the drama
>>142003605>philosophical battle of offense vs defense for the new NHL metagamethis is a retarded takeedmonton plays great defense
>>142003720lmao this queermo likes to play with dude asses
>>142003605For me 2001 final will probably always be the best one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JdgOymLu_dk
>The last thing you see before it all goes black
>>142003839the memes will be impeccable
>>142003548jennifer
>>142004083katelyn
>>142003548
>>142003605You forgot that if they win this Oilers team is probably the single worst roster to win a cup in the modern era.At first you may think it's a the beginning of a new period similar to the NBA where star power can carry you to a cup but I personally think it's an aberration. 1. McJesus is quite literally that good.2. Easiest path to a cup in two decades.
>>142004384>tf>tp
>>1420044701993
>>142004517LMAO
>>1420045172024
Anyone else get in on the action when the fix became obvious?
>>142004574
>>142004652yep, i'm also retarded
>>142004384i dont know if its the easiest. vancouver should have been better. 3rd string goalie still nearly beat oilers. petterson and most of team complete ghosts. team was dominate for most of season and they had like the lowest shot total in playoffs history or some shit. and still nearly won with their 10 shot per night performance. easy in hindsight, but most would pick vancouver over oilers. same for dallas. they were monsters first 2 rounds and a cup favorite going into playoffs. i dont know if they threw a single hit vs the oilers. watched most of their vegas series and it was literal war with monster hit every other shift. not sure if all injured or what the fuck happened to them. it was not the same team from first two rounds. i thought they were going to walk over the oilers. it was a super easy finals in hindsight, but, again, i would not call it an easy path if you told me they had to beat dallas and vancouver to get to the fianls before the playoffs.
>>142003127>the prairies>west of the rockies
>>1420045742023, actually, lol
>>142004652Not so fast
/hoc/ 10 years ago
So we've all seen how copycat GMs often model their teams after Cup winners.How the fuck do you copy Edmonton?
>>142004871for them, not us
>>142004880jews robbed us many times
>>142004945canadian goaltendingcanadian defensecanadian forwardscanadian coachcanadian gmcanadian owner
The boss is sending us home early to get ready for the game
Remember when /hoc/ used to be funny and not retarded?
>>142005274No
laffs still want to be center of attention in cup finals
>>142004945Draft the next generational player and randomly team build around that
>>142005230There have been at least 3 teams in the league like this every year since 1993 and this is the closest we've come
>>142004839It was a SCF on a platter. If Edmonton played Vegas and Colorado before facing Dallas can you honestly expect it would have played out the same?This is how it goes. You need luck to get this far. Favorable matchups, no major injuries, the league preferring to get a star to get a cup etc.
>>14199890420 years later and it's STILL FUCKING IN
/hoc/ killed caesar
>>142005230Ah yes the 2023 Vegas Golden Knights.
>>142005454last year we had 5/6
one of the most based post to ever grace /hoc/
>>142005502delicious cope
>>142005502drais been injured since he left game with the back spasms or whatever. his production basically disappeared halfway through playoffs after all the articles on him being better than connor ppg and best playoff perfromer, etc.
I don't know what I'm gonna eat while watching Florida lose.
>>142004839The canucks choked hard. up 3-2 and got blown the fuck out 5-1 in game 6 and was down 3-0 in game 7 until the last 5 minutes. 1 goal in 115 minutes saying they had a third string goalie is an ultra copedallas was also ultra frauds and pussys and youre a midwit if you couldn't tell a team led by geriatric jamie benn geriatric joe pavelski a finnish #1 defenceman and an american goalie was going to chokeHowever saying a team had an easy route to the finals is a cope that only works in the NBA you simply do not fluke into 16 wins in the stanley cup playoffs
>>142005502Keep crying
>>142005799i'm ordering pizza and chicken
>the leafs subreddit has 336k subscriberswtf I don't think that any other has over 100k
>>142005790He's been skating quite well during the final. He looks fast again.
>>142005859post pics
>>142005913game 6*
>>142005407Good answer my post was just a test
>>142005859I was thinkin pizza and wangs too
>>142005913It's not his legs stephen it's his wrist retard
Edmonton fans were perfectly willing to believe the league conspired to get a sunbelt team a victory but the idea that they'd want the best player in history and today's only real star to get a cup is somehow ridiculous
>>142000052Just like my islanders
>>142006108>a sunbelt teamlmaaaaooo
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>>142006108Yes desu if the Panthers lose tonight hockey is dead and buried in south florida nobody is going to watch Gary's rinkydink league if their first exposure to the sport is their team having the greatest choke in sports history
>>142006102The post he responded to said it was his back you pajeet cousin-fucker
>>142005898thanks for the update, we couldnt wait to know about reddit subscribers for the leafs sub
>>142005924will do when it all gets here during the first period>>142006039you should post your food too ameribro
>>142006335Firstly I'm going to need you to unlock it and secondly teams lie about injuries to prevent players targeting it
It was a dominant 3-9
/hoc/ always ran /sp/
Darnell Nurse is going to win a Stanley Cup. That fact isn't being talked about enough. That's absurdly, cosmically funny.
>>142004945Big meat n potatoes team that plays d and kills penalties so the refs can't steal the game.
>>142006380If you need to get high to enjoy hockey then there's probably something wrong there.
>>142006551Just like my islanders
>>142006551really not that surprisingyou wont ever understand why though
I've been investested in these playoffs since late second round I can't believe they are finally coming to an end
>>142005230Based
i dont want oilers to win. too many of 'those people'.
>>142006551just like my stars
Watcha eatin, drinkin, and betting on tonight? Dominos on the way, cola cool in the fridge, and betting on nuclear levels of shitposting regardless of the outcome tonight.
>off-season begins tomorrowBased! Off-season /hoc/ is the best /hoc/ :D
>>142004384>worst roster to win a cup in the modern eraThat's not 2019 BluesLiterally 0 HoF worthy players
>Canada is bringing it home>england is bringing it home What a time to be alive
If McDavid doesn't produce tonight he'll cement his legacy as a bust
>>142006780Pietrangelo, Ryan O'Reilly, Bowmeester
>>142006780Pietrangelo
>>142006787>england bringing it home
>>141997913Final score in OT will be 4-3. Winning team could go either way.
McMemid natural hat trick in the first
>>142006559>it's Desharnais and Kulak who woin this cup!Why do Canadians diminish Connor so much? He's having what is probably the best single offensive playoff performance of all our lifetimes. Even when he's not on the scoresheet he's making space for teammates or guaranteeing a clean entry on a power play.
>>142006787>england is bringing it home
Soon
>>141996812dammit that soundbyte is permanently etched into my head. what a wholesome chad
Could the next thread be flames themed please? Oilers play later and so I think it would be funny.
>>142006780Top end players you have a point but that Blues team was deep and 2019 Pietrangelo was like if Ekholm and Bouchard had a baby and it wasn't homeless and crosseyed.
>>142006836>>1420068420 Norris TrophiesHe was never considered elite
>>142006909it damages the flames ego too much to acknowledge his greatness
>>142006781Extremely based
>>142006980>>>/out/
>>142007040>pk subban>elite
>>142004874>+1100 bet on Oilers to win the cupwew ladwhen did you place that bet sheesh
>>141996719Then maybe you should get your eyes checked. The pixels were added to give context
>>142007040he made the second all-star team three times
Can the next thread be devils theme? The panthers play later so I think it would be funny.
>>1420070402 Stanley Cups and an Olympic Gold playing 25+ minutes a night is a bigger award than a regular season trophy like the James Norris trophy.Alex Pietrangelo is the best defenceman since Lidstrom retired.
>>142006980I'll make it so
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>>142007203Sorry bud next thread is flames. Maybe next next :)
Why has everyone here and in the media crowned Edmonton already?
>>142007386Numales wants mcgaykid to win
PLEASEPLEASE GARYI JUST WANT SOME RIOTSPLEASE
>>142007386Because panthers only deserved to win game 2. Rest of the games were flukes
>>142007386/hoc/ recognizes greatness
i live in florida
>>142007386because most people are retards
>>142006909They have the best penalty kill of all time. It's just as impressive as what McDavid is doing.
>>142007497kwab
imagine betting on the panthers with even odds
>>142007501Just like my islanders
just stopping in on my lunch break to say1993:(
>>1420076102024*
>>141996687All forms of nationalism and being proud of canada are banned here. Whatever celebrations are likely to take place will be confined in between a horse's cock.
>>142007497faggiest state in the usa (excluding indiana)
>>142007386Because the writing is on the wall. Edmonton has all the momentum right now and McJesus who won't allow this to go quietly into the night. Panthers are playing with all of the pressure on the world on them that they're all about to become the biggest joke in NHL history by being reverse swept in the SCF after having 3 chances to end this series. If the Panthers don't score first this game then they are done.
If we riot /hoc/ don't forget to bring your pillow.
/hersch/ is on nhl now bros
got a top tier analytics for the next threadthe kind you don't see on non-paywalled resources
>>1420074973rd worst state in the country after Alabama and Arkansas. Swamp hicks should be nuked.
>>142007386Better shitposting potential.
are soiler fans getting ready to riot tonight?
>>142007585if oilers winning is such a sure thing then why is it split 50/50
how many db will the "let's go oilers" chant be in the panthers arena?
>>142007800Of course it isn't a sure thing.I just don't understand why anyone would take these odds given the way things have developed in the series.
>>142007800because they're not, hockey is a high variance game and acting like there's a clear favorite is just silly
>>142007618i still believe bro
kevin owens and bruce boudreau just linked up
Panthers will blow it worse than Croatia today
>>142007685finally the kgb puts their resources to good works
>>142007941keep it
>>142004652How did you get such a good bet? I only get twice the money (if I bet $10k I win like $15k).
NOBODY CARES ABOUT DIVEGRASS
>>142008111Just like my islanders
>>142007242>best defenceman since Lidstrom retiredHe's not better than Josi, Hedman, Doughty or Makar
>>142002323Why download porn when you can stream it ?People still download porn ?
>>142004874Damn. Now I'm rooting for you.
>>142008139>He(d)man
>>142008156I go backcountry camping a lot.
>>142008156>better quality>no buffering>can still goon if your internet goes down
>>142004874But it says "bonus stake". Was it free money from the betting site? Then they're not gonna pay it out.
>>142008156streaming is downloading
>>142008139>josiNo cups>hedman ** >Doughty great offensively but he had voynov, martinez, muzzin covering his mistakes >makar same as doughty but smaller and less physical and he had devon toews covering for him
>>142004652We're winning big tonight
>>142008186>>142008188Fuck you're right, and that made me realize I have some downloaded porn on an external hard drive. What a fucking loser.
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>>142008282You could treat yourself out to a night at A&W!
>>142008314>>142008313errr
>>142008340That's gonna buy me 3 days worth of groceries my boy
>>142008378You know the rules.This is the thread.>>142008308>>142008308>>142008308
>>142008399>>142008313shit thread
>>142008139Or Karlsson.
