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>>142032275kek
1993
>panthers and mild are same age>3 appearances and 1 cup vs 0 appearancesLMAO
Hockey is ruined
>>142032296Cry your little bitch tears.
>panthers win>every thread is flames themed kino
>mild STILL haven’t won’t a playoff series since the early 2000sLMAOOOOOOOO
>both Florida teams won a cup before any Minnesota team won a cupHoly fucking pathetic
>>142032291>>panthers and mild are same ageAmerican math.>>142032292If I lived in Calgary I would've burned them.
Mild fans have had to watch 2 teams in 2 years that have NO hockey fanbase win a cup before them.
>>142032354>no hockey fanbaseemptymonton cope
Imagine rooting for the mild KNOWING that you’ll never see them lift the cup. Sad
>”state of hockey”>0 cups >0 finals appearances>1 relocation Lmao imagine believing this garbage.
mildcuck fangays we keep getting btfo
>>142032336a single year only makes a real difference if you're talking about children
>>142032371Bandwagoners such as yourself are the scum of the earth
>slipsoh nyo
Mildcuck fangays will literally spend thousands of dollars watching their team lose
>>142032336most of them were on cars. too fast to catch
>>142032397>this won the conn smythe
>be the mild>never win anything>repeat until relocationlmao
Can get a true hockey city matchup in the final? This is getting fucking stupid
Literally all the mild have to do is not draft busts, but they can’t even do that after 20 years. They don’t have a single good player drafted in their history, not even 1 HOFer.
>>142032397>McDavid's sliding doors moment
>>142032423Sunrise IS a true hockey city.Edmonton is more of a lacrosse and baseball market, though.
>>142032423Yeah, like the Mild and the Snes? Two markets known for their success and growth of the game LMAO
20 blue bottlersSitting on a bench
game 8 is a must win for the Oilers imo
Anyone realize all they do here is post annoying shit they don't even believe to maximize (you)'s
Another cup lifted NOT by the mild LMAO
>>142032451>best of 9 seriesTake notes Gary
>>142032397>this is the Conn Smythe winner
>>142032442yah would be pretty kino
shoutout to vancouver for actually having balls to riot
>Minnesota mild STILL haven’t won a cup
>>142032476why is edmonton not burning are they pussies?
>>142032476Oilers would have if it were a home game
If mildcuck fangays cared as much about hockey as they did some felonious nigger, they’d have won the cup several times over by now.
I should be sleeping, but I'm going to go to Tim's soon and wait for a little bit. Maybe there'll be Oilers jersey wearers that I can make fun of.
>>142032476why would anyone riot after a game like this one
>>142032442GARYMAKE IT HAPPEN
>>142032463imagine the ad revenue
Seems like the good guys won
>>142032507why would gary want record low ratings?
Is wolf the real deal or what?
>>142032540to satisfy his nba overlords
>>142032526def not pal
LMAO BUFFALO AND VANCOUVER 50+ YEARS OLD NO CUPS
>>142032540The Sens would be CANADA'S TEAM. And the Wild.... well... CANADA STILL LOVES HOCKEY.
>>142032291>>142032314>>142032386>>142032402>>142032431>>142032462>>142032479>>142032491>this is how a true breakdown by the American Oilers fan looks likeSad
any offseason gimmicks you've been working on?
Even Changs in Vancouver riotedThe absolute state of Edmumbai. Completely soulless
>>142032576i'm thinking of moving to /mlb/ for the summer
>>142032576thinking about taking the path of obie trice this offseason
>>142032595>/mlb/my little brony?
>>142032604my little baseball
>>142032576i want to expand on this
>>142032613The pic's still not crusty enough. We'll have to recycle it next season.
shoutout to the laffs for the 'we want florida' chants
Who will win the offseason?
imagine the sad little face mcfraud would have made if he accepted the conn smythe
>>142032686me if I don't off myself
>>142032674you now remember "fuck McDavid"based canucks fans
>>142032698Why off yourself when you can enlist in the Russian army and die on Putin's frontline?
>>142032690Steve Dangle unironically defended McBaby for it.
>>142032367The oilers were objectively the good guys
>>142032733I'll root for the fucking mild before I start doing pootin's bidding
>>142032761Absolutely not
any finnish busts to be drafted high
>>142032767I’m not arguing, but explaining
>>142032761>Source: My arse
>>142032761>shithead GM>literal insufferable head coach>McBaby and Draisaitl are the entire team and they are grade A+ assholes>worst fans in the NHL alltogether because the average IQ of Alberta is around 50
>>142032784käärijä has an eliteprospects page and i don'tsad
>>142032805
>>142032821why do his pants have wings?
>>142032784Helenius has bust vibes because of his ego. I hope that my flyers dont take him. Kiviharju confirmed as shit too because he is made of glass. Unironically our goalie prospects are the most promising this year
>>142032840Its the equivalent of the beanie with flames on it.
>>142032761This and no one wants to admit it no other team would have put up a better fight and come back down 3-0 to force game 7
KWAB playersKWAB coachKWAB stadium KWAB la bambaKWAB fans
>we were better at losing
>>142032872>no other teamLets face it, we're only talking about McDavid going nuclear and Bob shitting the bed.
Capitals fan here. Hockey fan here.I hope you guys know the entire USA was pulling for you, minus about 50k Panthers fans and the Tkachuk family.This is quite simply the most inspiring playoff run I think I have ever seen. You have the best player in hockey, you have a bright future, and goddamn you have the best fans in the world.You’re going to get yours very soon
so where will the panthers relocate after winning the Stanley Cup? maybe Quebec would get a championship team
Florida fans are classless chuds
>>142032878La Bamba more like KWABamba.:---DDDD
>>142032900Again, what you say literally doesn't make sense.You cannot assess what a team's reason for losing is if the officiating is bad. Bad officiating overrides literally everything else in a game in terms of impact. Ekblad picked up McDavid's leg and dumped him on the ice and it was no call. It is literally impossible to "play better."The hooking and slashing started in the defensive zone. Nurse's giveaway on his last shift in his own zone was because he got slashed then hooked down to the ground. Whenever they zoomed in on our defense you could see their hands getting slashed on every breakout.It continued all the way up the ice, Hyman literally had his leg grabbed by the Panther on the ice when he had the empty net look that stopped him from putting it in. On an earlier play he was going to put his stick on the ice and a Panther choked him from behind to stop it on one of the early cross seam passes we found.You just factually cannot assess how good a team is if the other team is allowed to break the rules of the game, and it's ridiculous to claim so after a game as tight as a 2-1 loss.If your hypothesis is that the league is rigged, the past 31 years of evidence support your claim in a statistically significant way. Just look at how the officiating changed in THIS series just for THIS one game that would determine who gets the cup.
>>142032945I think the real reason McDavid didn't get the trophy is because he'd get rats thrown at him and security would have to get involved
>>142032929Regina, easy choice.We want Florinya!
>>142032945>best player in the world>no cupssomething doesnt add up
Im just happy Kane's name stays off the cup to be honestThat and im glad those faggots at sportsnet cant ride a single cup won for the rest of my natural life
>>142032253>0+0 game 7 statlinewhat exactly did you do to stop them matty?
Utah Hockey Club fan coming in peace
>>142032397Why do people make fun of the autistic kid?
>>142033020He blocked a shot in the first period.
McDavid was the correct choice for the Conn Smyth trophy. Anyone thinking otherwise does not understand the meaning of this trophy
>>142033077Thanks Gary
>>142033077He was such a correct choice, he didn't even come out to take it. It's an MVP award, not a crybaby award.
>>142032924I absolutely despise this kind of "notice me please" posting that's solely for farming upvotes
Big Tkachungus wambo slambo my bussy
i have some /hoc/ edits i want to make to unrelated pictures but my desktop is busted and my laptop is slow as shit
>>142032924>Capitals fan hereI hate having to share a fanbase with such an insufferable fuck.
It was a fluke for soilers to even make the SCF. Then they skate laps, and only attack the net with 2 minutes left? The dickknob coach shortens the bench to strangulation, and then expects a few perennial playoff chokers to go out and score late? Pottery.
>>142033115Hey you’re the Hungary guy. I told you not to be defeatist mothafucka.
>>142033115>>142033144don't say swears
Pray for the finnish kitty fans, don’t know if their body will survive from all the drinking
>>142033058he rode the bus?yeah
>>142032866how fast would he be if he combined the two?
>>142033013Doesn't stop Hrudey from talking big shit>when I played with Gretzkyfucking seive, kings could have been something really special
>>142033204sickly fast
>>142033165parketti kutsuu mua ku en oo enää lukossaniinku cha cha cha mä oon tulossa
>>142033126I laughed at the soiler hiding behind the net after skinner was pulled waiting for a play to develop with 20 seconds left
>>142033165Games 4-6 gave plenty of practice
>>142033165Brother, the game started at 3:30AM and after the match I pretty much started working immediately, I closed both jira and slack just now. But yes I'm going to get a small buzz today
>>142032945Stay mad loser
>>142033144I am crying happy tears.Then again now I'm absolutely convinced that this fucking final was rigged.>Panthers are mauling gigaChad teams all the way through their run>Oilers are struggling their way through struggling teams throug gigastruggles>finals come>as it was predictable Panthers maul the Oilers 3 games>suddenly game 4 comes>their forecheck is gone>their backcheck is gone>their defense is gone>their goile who was a wall is now suddenly swiss cheese>this goes on for 3 straight games>game 7 comes>Panthers are suddenly being Panthers again and win with relative easeYeah, this was rigged as fuck.
I drank an smoke after stanley cup to realize we all lives inside a dream we live in a dream
>>142033250I hope you're not suggesting that the league wants to prolong playoff series???
>>142033255so my cult leader was right?
>>142033270I don’t know, I love you
93 bros, I thought this was the timeat the end, his script was brutally evil
Make the playoffs three game total goals series. Home, away, and a game at a neutral venue.
>>142032410He moved the puck to the other side of the crease when the goalie was already on the ground. Pretty good play by Mcdavid
>>142033283home, away and penalty shots if tied
>1993
>>142033264I'm suggesting jews like money.
People who have never seen their team hoist the cup, are you still filled with hope every post-season?
>>142033283Make it a best of 11 series.
>>142033299benuldies :DDDDD
>>142033296how about moving the puck into the net cock sucker
>>142033330Too hard for himPrease understand
>>142033318Yeah, if my team is in it. The competition is fun and there’s always that chance.
>>142033313Who doesn't, proxy child?
>>142033364Me. I am poor.
Retard. Gifted a playoff run. Then exposed.
>>142033389you are so mad right nowmeanwhile the wongs are garbage
Hooray for Florida
>stuart shitter>can't spell binnington without binSo who's goaltending for the 2025 /iihf/?
>>142033318I had hope for the Jests until the goalie stopped being good and the rest of the players stopped playing. Wont make that mistake again. God christ this year's postseason was rough. Last time I had hope in them was when they and Nashville were the best 2 teams in the league, had to meet in round 2, ground each other into paste over 7 games that had a few Garytimes and then got rolled by a very rested Vegas in the WCF. If it was gonna be any year it woulda been that one. That Nashville series was high level hockey kino though, I still think about it sometimes
>you are so mad right now
>>142033409youre acting like a jilted lover
that game was such an anticlimaxyeah, I got emotionally invested in the Oilers midway through the series
>>142033398Rats rats we are the ratsCelebrating a Stanley Cup bash
>youre acting like a jilted lover
>>142033425How the fuck could anyone like the Oilers?I get all the leafs because MUH TEAM DU CANADA, but anyone else? The Oilers are insufferable. Especially when you have a Finnish "C" on the other side.
and im proud to be an americanwhere at least i know im free
>>142033451you knowbecause of the 3-0 comeback
Is this picture kino?
>>142033389So what's the move?
>>142033425> anticlimaxHow? It was a close game until the end even if the oilers were gassed by the last quarter of the 3rd period. Reverse Sweep are rare for a reason. >>142033481Very Kino
>>142033481>googlesno
>>142033396>laffs
>>142033481KINOINO>>142033476It was scripted.
>>142033481comfy
Come on now, you didn't really believe laffs-west were gonna win, did you?
>>142033516laffs-south managed to
>>142033516I got a bit worried after game 6 but I knew that McDavid would be out of gas
>laffs talkRemember, being an away fan is more fun.
>>142033516I was pretty worried the kitty cats would pull the ultimate meme choke based on games 4 5 and 6, but alls well that ends well
>>142033540I'm curious about this guy, what happened to him for him to become a batman-tier enemy of the laffs
>>142033537I stopped being worried after Edmonton fans chanted "we want the cup" to undo the curse from Sunrise doing it in Game 3.
This game was the most hockey game to make vibrating my fingernails.
>>142033516It could have gone either way. I was dooming hard because after being down 3-0, they stood up and the Panthers seemingly forgot how to play hockey. But then again, scripted or not, Oilers got Jebaited by Maurice and they played McBaby and Draishitter for like 25 mins or something crazy like that. Edmonton got ground down.
matthew tachuck is a sex knight
on a positive noteI might get to see lord stanley in person this summer if they arrange a party for barkov
>>142033313>I'm suggesting jews like moneyCool it with the reality.
>>142033599try to find my fingerprints on it
>>142033582He’s actually so Tkachucky beautiful and I would let him have animalistic sex with my ass
>>142033572>McBaby and Draishitter for 25 MinutesDid he want to make them the heroes? Both of them combined for Game 6 and 7 was just 1 point.
Barkov is Russian
>>142033599I have a picture with Rantanen and the cup, I also touched it :^)
>>142033572Soilers were getting battered, and dumped their entire strategy and started flipping the puck out and playing for breakaways. They had some fluke success, much like their fluke playoff run, but in the end they took the knob hard.
My Bruins made a trade :)
>>142033599i want to look at the cup in person too but i don't have the travel funds
>>142033641Now youre never going to win it
>>142033646Ullmark is on the last year of his contract so there's no way he remains at sens, I think he's gonna get exposed
>>142033641Touched the picture? No duh, you own it.
>>142033470I'm proud to be an AmericanAnd I wish that everyone could be oneBut it's impossible to give equality and justiceTo inferior foreigners too envious to trust us
>>142033659Dont you stop believing in me, Jean-Luc >:(
flames won the markstrom trade**not really they're going to use the pick on a bust
>>142033663Much like every tendie that is expected to carry the snes he will face 50 shots a night and tank in value.
I would eat nougat from the cup if me dreams
>>142033666Fuck you satan
>>142033689me?
>>142033683The win is unleashing the Wolf
>>142033636yeah but he still grew up here
>>142033636Pictures of him playing in a russian jersey or in a russian team NOW
Bob gets passed the Cup first. McFraud gets the Cope Smythe. Jen.
I now appreciate him more
>>142033745when did an american get passed the cup?
>josh mahura is 11 regular season appearances short from being engravedFuck. They should give him a ring at least.
>>142033745That trophy will really tie the black cabinets and torture furniture together in his creepy house with all the other not Stanley Cup trophies.
OILYBOYSProud of them
>>1420337831 9 9 3
>>142033805Good post
>>142033790short of* not fromi think
>>142032924>This is quite simply the most inspiring playoff run I think I have ever seen.>caps fanlmao did not take too long to forget their cup run? :D
>>142033796>really tie the black cabinets and torture furniture together
The dog days are over panthers bros
what the fuck is a dog day
>>142033862Hell of a run. Still a mystery on what the hell happened from Game 4 thru 6, but a win is a win.
>>142033783Tkachuk is from Arizona you mong>>142033790He played in the Final so he gets it no matter what
>>142033805way back then?haha you guys suck
Where's the Dale Earnhardt Panthers guy?
>>1420338831 9 9 3
YOURCONNSMYTHEWINNERMRCONNOR"SOVL KITCHEN"MCDAVID
>>142033880>Tkachuk is from Arizona you mongand surely they gave him the cup before a canadian, right????
>>142033880He lifted it after the game but he was scratched in all 7
>>142033906Actually Bobrovsky handed it to OkposoAn AmericanFuckin retard
>>142033925what you are saying is that matty didnt get the cup before a canadian did
>>142033451Normal people want any canadian to winIt isnt fair
>>142033942No, what I'm saying is 1993.
it's ok canadabros you still have cricket
>>142033582imagine soaping him up in the showers after the game
>>142033968indiabros*panthers are canada's team
>>142033967tyfyc
>>142033451Barkov is barely Finnish lmaoHis name aint Barkovienen
guise, what are we to do about canada?
>It's a "Samir exposes is lack of reading comprehension" episodeFucking reruns
okay sowhat meme teams are still left in the NHL after the cats finally won the cup?
>>142033989the oilers are the biggest meme franchise
>>142033989ColumbusSabresAll of Canada
>>1420339841993
>>142033987learn english omar
>>142033750based takes the L like a man
>>142033989>laffs
>>142033476It wasn't a comeback thoIt was just a choke
a shit ton of new champions recently lads
Blue Jackets mentioned
>>142033989Buffalol
>>142034019I posted the wrong fucking file
>>142034019>sharkscope 2016 it was in
NHL tried so hard to make McDavid the next Gretzky. Even giving the shameless complimentary Conn Smythe which rightfully should have went to Reinhart, Verhaeghe, or Bobrovsky. Gary "Make the NHL gay" Bettman is seething right now. Probably contemplating on what level of sodomy-themed nights begin next season. Florida booing him was classic, and required.
>>142034019My Sensies are coming off this list next :)
>>142032761>anon thinks these were the good guys in miracle
>>142034042No it's Utah HC
>>142032761Maybe if you're retarded
>>142034011not mutually exclusive
>>142034019>>142034034
>>142034057A "comeback" ending in the other team winning is just a copeback
>>142032924>actually wanting McDavid to pull off a reverse sweepHow do you feel about Tom Brady? Just asking.
>arizona gets an expansion team right after relocation but atlanta doesn'tlolwut
>>142034019>sens They won cups tho
>>142034019
>>142034092The Senior Senators folded decades ago.
>>142034092yeah so did seattle
Are there many other conn smythe winners who lost and went 0+0=0 in the final game?
>>142034090If there were any thrasher fans left I'm sure they would be outraged
>>142034090That was just Gary showing off his lawyering skills>Don't worry bro you'll get another team all you gotta do is get your shit in order. Surely you can do that?
>>142034121giguere
>>142034121most goalies who won while losing i imagine
>>142034148>>142034150giguere
>>142034148>>142034150>>142034155obviously we're talking about skaters
>>142032595genuinely and unironically the most autistic general on /sp/ with the certified worst memes
blue and orange hockey teams
>>142034193Stephen likes it
>>142034199sad how nobody remembers the islanders going to two conference finals in a row because they were asterisk years
>>142034191he's only the second skater to win it while losing so it's 50-60 as they say i can't be arsed to check
>>142034221no wait just the first after a long time but i still can't be arsed to check
>>142034148>>142034150>>142034155>>142034180Wait, you're saying mcdavid also had zero saves? No wonder they lost.
Can Gary have the Canadian team lose to a non-sunbelt team next time? If the Canadian team is going to lose anyway I'd rather it at least be a watchable game and not a shitshow played on slush.
https://x.com/NHL/status/1805481160853631186i cry every tiemcan't wait for the amazon series
>muh iceSomeone post the wheel of excuses
>>142034234>"This one's for you, Sam"
You're the only ten I see.
what do you think, did bettman really want this outcome?
>>142034300KWAB
>>142034301He's a jew but he truely is our greatest ally
>>142034301Not really. He really wishes there were TV timeouts in playoff overtime so he would have a reason for a couple 3OT games.
>>142034300lmao
lol
>>142034234>"Unbothered. Moisturized. Happy. In My Lane. Focused. Flourishing"
>no rats in albertaPanthers should've won game 6
HE SAID THE THING
finland just keeps taking Ws
>>142034234>been coaching for longer than most of the team has been alive>finally win it
>>142034346Nobody threw a rat at BettmanI'm disappointed
>>142032476Maybe because we’re not stupid chimps like you make us out to be. We all know who would’ve won the cup without Gary but enjoy your bread and circus. I for one won’t be watching a league which rewards the likes of tkakchuk for diving. Every playoffs from here on out will be faggot soccer thanks to gary
yotes are finished
>>142034382>Maybe because we’re not passionate like you make us out to beyeah i overestimated
>>142034371Nobody deserves it more than PM. Look at the shit teams and shit markets he had to work in before getting here.
So why did Edmonton give up the last 2 minutes? No dawg?
>>142034397This desu
Sucks that Oilies lost, doesn't seem likely Gary will let any team win except southern States teams for awhile, isn't worth getting invested in
Here's a clip of the Oilers PP last night with the game tied at 1 in the 2nd
corey perry in the 2020s2020: lost in the finals2021: lost in the finals2022: lost in the finals2023: lost against the leafs2024: lost in the finals
>>142034395Yeah ok, did you know half of Americans can’t read a book at an 8th grade level? Maybe focus on that before trying to call albertans stupid. We’re not going to riot over what Gary already decided. It’s obvious to all he was going to choose his sunbelt team
>>142034428He slept with Bedard's mom though
>>142034428>lost against the leafsembarrassing
>>142033481It sure is
>>142034455yeah I agree that was by far the worst year thuss far
>>142034449yes i'm aware the south exists
>>142034386Hooray, another team to join the permanent no cups club
>>142034090Atlanta got a second try already
>crossroads light didn't change to the walking guy even though I pressed the buttonThanks gary
>>142034514Happened again. I guess I can't use this intersection. Fuck me.
>>142034514>>142034525didnt ask
Guys this actually hurts so muchI know getting game 7 is good, conn Smythe is OK but I'm not ready for cope
7 straight final losses4 straight final game 7 lossesnow I'm convinced that I will never see a canadian team lift the cup in my lifetime, they are truly cursed
>>142034626thank you gary
>>142034414This, I hope Gary knows what he’s doing going full sunbelt. His growing the game has reached a limit. Not many people in Canada will care to go through a humiliation ritual like that again. Watch as the oilers revenue goes down below #1 again.
>>142034633and it was actually 5 game 7s kekcanucks (1994, 2011)flames (2004)oilers (2006, 2024)
>>142034644>Not many people in Canada will care to go through a humiliation ritualI thought that was common pastime in the leafland
>>142034231Vancouver rags next plotline
>>142034626>no Canadian cup in your lifetimeGary's lifetime you mean
>>142034626Gary refuses to allow it to occur
>>142034682bill daly will just be Gary 2.0
Who even invited Finland anyways? Can we start a Finland and Flames containment board? I’d even start my own hoc without Finland and the flames
Boys I have to admit something embarrassing. I've only been pretending to know what kwab means for months. I have no clue what you're talking about whenever. I can't even tell if it's a verb or an acronym or some kind of reference.
Good morning Calgary, how are we feeling?
I am running for the NHL commissioner this year.What can I do for you when I'm in charge?
>>142034758what's wrong with Finland
>>142034758I did. Check the /hoc/ Telegram.
>>142034775Make Canadian teams competitive Remove virtue signaling
Anyone else notice the giant cat on the oilers teampage?
>>142034386Phoenix is such a large market, I feel like there is a decent chance the name coyotes will be used when they expand again.
>>142034775end revenue sharinglet the teams who cant earn profit fold
>>142034775Get rid of the ads on the jerseys
>>142034775Tear up the contract with Fanatics.
>>142032397>The way it slides as if it were on an air hockey table
>>142034786The turkufolk
Business idea: /hoc/ without canada
>>142034799Fuck you. My kid's playing U18 AAA this coming season. He's my ticket out of this frozen shithole.
>>142034820>/hoc/ without /hoc/
>>142032253Going crazy waiting for SKA to release our boy so he can come and take the NHL over. Today should be the day
Okay I'm finally unbanned so I can actually talk here now.Fuck the Oilers. Fuck McDavid. I'm so disappointed I'm sick to my stomach and have been since yesterday. I hope their fukcing plane crashes. I hope they feel terrible and continue to feel terrible for a long time. I hope it haunts them in their sleep and ruins their life. Fucking bitches hurt me and now they must also hurt. Connor or Draai put a fucking gun in your mouth bitch
>Canada remains cupless for another yearHell yeah
>>142034762KWAB
McDavid is not a leader. Just like Gretzky couldn't win without Messier who was a leader.
>>142034873avg flames pedo
>>142034823Good luck to the boy!
I'm so glad I became numb to this 15 years ago
>>142034883What kind of fuckign pathetic performace was that last night from McDavid? I used to be his biggest fanboy but after watchign that gutless, shitless, worthless fuck play I think this bitch doesn't deserve anything. When the Cup is on the line he just doens't show up? He's fucking nowhere to be found like he's some fucking 4th liner with 4th line talent? Fuck him, he truly doesn't care at all no matter how much he fakes it afterwords because if he cares he coudl do it. I feel like such a fucking fool believing in him or believing in anything. What a fuckign stupid fucking bitch retard I am
>>142034875He better be there when the sharks win the cup in 2035. Sucks he didn't get one as a player. I thought this might have been his year. My favorite player personally.
Why does this faggot get his name on the cup? Can’t accomplish anything in Vancouver so swings to the first sunbelt team he sees
>>142034916Game 7 prison rules obviously. McDavid, Boucherd and Draisaitel are PP merchants.
>>142033077>loser bitch that doesn't show up when it matters most no he didn't fucking deserve it. give it to Bob, the guy who could actually fucking win. McDavid is a fuckign loser
>>142034788>Make Canadian teams competitiveThat's the job of the head coach and GM. If the Flames want to be competitive they should hire ME.
>>142034938He spent more seasons with the Panthers than he did with Vancouver.
>>142034788Stop blaming Gary.
>>142034942They didn't even show up on the PP though. They simply didn't care, that's all there is to it. They fooled you and they fooled me into thinking otherwise but it doesn't matter to them. They're rich anyway, it means nothing to them they get paid either way.
So what are you guys watching now?
>>142034938
>>142034971personally I'm looking forward to the draft and keeping an eye on the euros
How are we feeling today Canada? What do you think is the reason for this 30+ year championship drought and how would you change things to end it?
>>142034971I still wfh at the moment so I watch all of the sports and also racing
whatsa matta you heh?got no respect
>>142034971anime
>>142034950Gary really thought giving us a shit trophy would be ok and distract us from the past 30 years of his reign
>>142035003gimi
>>142034971The Jays hitting rock bottom.
Im legit heartbroken to the point where I don't know if I can ever give a shit about this sport anymore. I feel like it's actually over for me. There's no point in being anything but totally cynical about everything always and being excited or thinking anything good is ever going to happen is a fucking joke for fools. Fuck all of this. Fuck everything.
>>142034758Cope last night asserted Finnish supremacy
Edmonton psych ward status? No free beds?
Why does Gary hate us so much?
>>142035026remember that for the panthers to get there, they had to crosscheck a player into a goalie to score a goal, and it wasnt GI
>>142035026You'll be back, just older and sadder, but that's normal
>>142035016>>142035043>usJen
>>142034873Based
>>142035043He's jewish
better luck next decade, Maple people.
When were the sharks eliminated again?Canada's team won.
I said it before the series started that the Panthers were going to win, You guys didn’t believe me. you have to learn how to lose first .before you can get to that higher level. Let’s go Panthers for life.
>>142035052No I legit feel something changed in me yesterday. I knew, beyond a shadow of doubt, that the Panthers were going to win. I waas 100% sure. And I still allowed myself to get hyped and think it was possible. What pathetic, fuckign subhuman retarded fuck I am. I deserve al lthis sadness. I deserve misery because of what a stupid fuckign pathetic baby I am. I can't let this happen again. I cannot get attached to anything, it only leads to sadness. There's no fun in watching hockey anymore, it hasn't been for a few seasons at least, it's only sadness and heartbreak. This is why I stopped playing hockey too, the losing hurts 10000000x more than the winning feels good. Wining just makes me feel numb, like it was supposed to happen. Losing makes me wanna fucking suicide and hit my teammates (which did happen once) or hurt myself.
>>142035101I knew the kitties were winning, soilers were always frauds. I’m still surprised the oilers took them to 7 games
>>142034812>ThisI brought up a Barkov Adidas Jersey cause I didn't know when they'll lose stock.
Sergei bobrovsky is a fucking FRAUD
>>142035117>suicide and hit my teammates (which did happen once)So I can still watch hockey and post on hocgeneral.com from the afterlife?
>>142035127JLMO
at least mcdavid will get a wedding ring :-------Di stole this joke
>>142035079Based sharks fan>>142035117literally crying because you made it to and lost a stanley cup final when there's literally a fucking SHARKS FAN 2 posts above youWhich do you think it's worse to be a fan of?
>>142035026>>142035049This cup is the work of at least two previous season plus this one. Oilers only got this far because some of their non-McDavid line players started to do something. Imagine if they can keep building on this loss and actually get a full roster of decent players + McJesus
>>142035147he only likes 2d traps
>>142035180mcdavid is based?
>>142035127He was a huge liability during that series. Shesterkin was the best goalie in playoffs
>>142035153Aren't the sharks about to draft Celebrini?
>>142035159what does that have to do with the league having subjective rules for GI based on the team that commits it?
>>142035134No death is forever and the end sadly and we're all getting there >>142035153It's worse to give someone hope then crush it. At least the Sharks never do that.
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>>142034971Mostly disc golf, some MLB when I want to take a nap or want an excuse to day drink.
>>142035206I meant to reply to the leaf not the amerimutt
>>142034453>He slept with Bedard's mom thoughand got her pregnant
>>142035117Sounds painful bro
>>142035159more like mcbust hah>>142035203>macklin bustitini
McDavid strung up like Mussolini once he gets back to Edmonton
>>142035221He's a big guy.
>>142035147I’m sure he’ll cheat on her regularly
Where is the sadness porn. I want a video of a failed riot in edmonton and everyone does the virgin walk home
You know what’s funny? In my entire lifetime, every single terminally sick kid in Canada has lived and died without seeing a single team they root for win a championship. You know that for over half of them that’s all they wanted. Only the black kids in Canada got one when the raptors won a chip a few years back. Every single true blue red blooded Canadian child in every single cancer treatment center in the great white north has died after a life of nothing but disappointed. Canadian hockey is a disgrace, you should be ashamed
>>142035159The problem right now is that it's kinda unlikely that they can keep all of the "good" depth pieces like Brown and Janmark because someone will overpay for these guys.
>>142035153This is pretty good question. Is it better to be a fan of a team at the worst of the worst depths of the league that's so bad they even finished under the blackcawks? Or to be a fan of a team that is 2nd best in the league and made it to the highest echelon of competition falling just short?
>>142034971I’ll read vagabond and watch ghost in the shell
Has McDavid even held hands with a girl?
>>142034996Quit watching the sport entirely and watch as it goes under slowly year by year from here on out
>>142035147Do you watch the KHL Russ-Bro? Does it even compare to the NHL?
>>142035117You did pick the underdog, usually they lose. Still worth picking them because when they win the pay off is worth it.
>>142035267It's here. It's entirely within me.>>142035275Agreed. I seriously hope people kill themselves over this shit because it's gone on way too long.
>>142034386So what happens to the team's history then? Does it just disappear? Does it automatically transfer over to Utah? Do the Jets get their part of it back?
>>142035309I don't like KHL, it's too slow and boring for me. Also there's no parity, not team cycles (rebuild-pretender-contender), no laffs. Nothing to see.
>>142035321>kill yourself because my team is shit and run by retards
>>142035289I’d rather be a fan of the latter since I can feel pride that they were elite. Former has nothing to look forward to
>>142035299Yes a girl (male)
Good morning Flamiacs think I'm still /druk/
>>142035352It’ll be a miracle if I can make it through the workday
>>142035337>tf>tpMakes sense. Forced parity is communism.
Is the NHL the only league to give post season MVP to the losing team?
>>142034971euro & copa america
Thank you Gary for letting our kitties :) win. I will now buy your jerseys.
>>142035352>>142035363
>>142035299He fucked a Latina
>>142035289It’s a weird dichotomy. The Phillies and the Eagles both went to the championships and lost two years ago and anons on here were calling Philly the city of losers because of it. But meanwhile a Dallas cowboys fan would probably sacrifice their first born child to Hillary Clinton just to go to an NFC Championship game and they’re having a laugh at the eagles for losing in the super bowl. It’s weird. I guess that old Will Ferrel/Ricky Bobby quote was more profound than it gets credit for.
>>142035383oh right there's an anaheim jersey from the anaheim-buffalo game played in finland from back when at me parents' place
>MCDAVID SO GOOD HAHA>still hasnt won a Cup>was given a consolation prize even though he's a LOSERIf he was so valuable why didnt he win the Cup?
>>142035406Are you going to the kitties/stars game in Tampere?
>>142035342We need to bring more violent, suicidal shame to society. It would fix a lot of things. Things were better when generals killed themselves if they lost a battle, gave them actual motivation that nothing else quite gives.
>>142035378Chuck Howley got Super Bowl MVP at Super Bowl V even though he lost
>>142035383I won't. I still have to buy a maid dress and cat ears.
>>142035419no but lundell might bring it to helsinki
Well /hoc/? Was it a good script? I'll admit, I had a sweep written but the boys and I thought that's what everyone expected so we took it back to the workshop to have some last minute touches done. I'm pretty proud of it
MacKinnon has a stronger overall game that McDavid. If the PP wasn't a thing we'd all thinkg Mac was the goat instead.
>>142035275Sounds epic but my dad has been a Detroit Lions fan for over twice as long as Canada has been cupless and longer than 10000 cancer kids' lifespans and he received nothing but condescension for it until last season
>>142035427>Things were better when generals killed themselves if they lost a battleThat truly worked out so well for Japan...
>>142035419>>142035442oh i just read tampere and assume cuppi party anyway no too expensive
I hope McDavid kills himself over this.
>>142035452yes gary ill buy NHL merchandise now thank you
>>142035453>we'd all thinkg Mac was the goatlol
I don't even watch hockey but I'm proud that my state won and Canada fucking lost
>>142035490Tampa had already won a few times beforehand*
>>142035463Well they become, even if only briefly, a giant world power empire under that mentality. Instead they're a collapsing demographics, economically declining nothing of a nation now. Which is better?
>>142035490Your state sucks
will the oilers make it to the finals again next season?
>>142035442Based make sure to see him
So is he going to die now that they failed to secure the cup of youth?
>>142035452Hurry up and relocate the Jets
>>142035507>Well they become, even if only briefly, a giant world power empire under that mentalityMy guy, they lost 4 carriers in less than a day in a single battle all at once
Give me freedomGive me fireGive me SilovsOr I retireSee the shittersTake the ice nowFeel a slight tapI must go downReferees arePenal-giftingAs I statpadRegular season
>>142035507>Instead they're a collapsing demographics, economically declining nothing of a nation now.How are we any different then?
The Oilers absolutely chokedHow did they not score when every Panther was on their ass and Bobrovsky was basically out of the net?
>>142035159Build the team up for what? The only worthwhile adjustment my oilers can make is relocating to Bakersfield for next season.
>>142035523they might lose draisaitl this offseasonit's looking grim for them
>>142035540w w w w winnipeg and the jets
>>142035523No. That was it for them. They will never have that opportunity.
>>142035523NoThey got incredibly lucky this year as it is after that horrid start they had
>>142035514The fact that you don't have the balls to tell what state you're from automatically means that Florida is better
NHL Fraud Teams List - Final Edition:>Laffs >Soilers >Hurricants
>>142035514just like my penguins
I'm devastated and I'm not even canadianAll of Canada's star players should sign for canadian teams in order to make a canadian team win the cup so that the 1993 curse could be chasen away. These canadian in the south should not be able to enjoy hot weather, beaches and low taxes until the curse is gone.
>>142035607Hwat about >rags?
>>142035452this >>142033280
>>142035621>hot weather>enjoyFuck no.
>>142035607you forgot >St4rs
Brady is going to ride the high and lead our Sennies to victory next year
>>142035606>Yeehaw FloridaY'know there's a place in Florida called Yeehaw JunctionWhy would they take the name?
>oilers lost quick deflect to the stars
>>142035523The beat a rebuilding Kings team, a hospital Vancouver team, and a Peter DeBoer Team. I'm not convinced
>>142035621>All of Canada's star players should sign for canadian teamsthose players are not well likedhttps://youtu.be/5Q9eMLMOXvA?feature=shared&t=271
>>142035621It will only get worse from here on out as Trudeau imposed something like a 50% tax on millionaires. I hope you guys are happy because Canadian hockey is finished
>>142035551They became a nation that could even field 4 carriers. That's something to be proud of. Is it better to be a nation that has never lost any because they never had any?>>142035575We aren't and people should be greatly, deeply ashamed of the state of the western world.>>142035577Because they didn't want it enough, simple as. They got complacent.
>>142035523No. This was McDavid’s last shot at the cup if he remains with the oilers
>>142035669>carriersIt's pronounced carry ehs
>>142035641Brady's too ugly to win the Cup
>>142035462Plenty of cities have long ongoing championship droughts in certain sports sure but it’s not like 90% of the NFL is made up of players from Detroit and the people who live in Detroit only care about football. Your dad has the tigers, the pistons, and the redwings and he’s also got your sweet hole to keep him entertained and fulfilled. The average Canadian couldn’t care less about the raptors or the blue jays
>>142035662Based Trudeau working with Gary to ensure Cantnada never wins
>>142035622Nobody was talking cup preseason, like frauds do.
>>142035687The Blue Jays are more relevant than the Oilers (who were supposedly canada's team) in Regina
>>142035687The NHL is only 41.7% Canadian
>offseason /hoc/Now the fun begins
>>142035707regina rhymes with vagina
All these retards need to be fucking fired
In Wisconsin, milk comes in bags.
>this panel of PK, Sharpe, SAS, and some Latin girl talking about Connor's Coon Smythe trophy hilarious
>>142035641Can Ullmark save the team?
>>142035727Based Ryan S. Clark
>>142035727Forcibly relocate Gagnon and Spector to a remote Nunavut island
>>142035759for me it's stephen whyno
>>142035727just like 15 guys? I always thought that there were way more people choosing the winner
how about dem canesies :)
>>142035785>losing to >ragsLOL
>>142035687>The average Canadian couldn’t care less about the raptors or the blue jaysBut they do seem to care a lot about canadian teams that aren't their own
>Emily Kaplan said "thank you" in the player's native language last night after interviewing them
>>142035806*canadian nhl teams. Leafs have been psyopped by Gary kwab
>>142035781It’s only 15 for the conn
>oilulz
>>142035756If we get a good defenseman on the offseason theres a good chance. And if Gary doesn't cripple us at the start for fake reasons like gambling as per last year we'll be fine
Bud hates Evan Rodrigues he's probably still seething
>>142035817>calling the laffs the "leafs"Don't try this at home
>>142035828>RodriguesThat ain't a hockey nameHe should be an outfielder for the A's
>>142035727I was seething so hard I didn’t notice that one voting for all panthers
>>142035797>last seasonLOLthe future is bright while the sun shines on carolina
>>142035822Don't tank too hard, your first round pick will be mine
>>142035844Bud can’t get over his hatred for my penguins’s sad
>>142034971Auto racing and I guess baseball now
>>142035844>mcdavid is a pantherseethe into some glasses
Canadians hardly know sports suffering but should kill themselves anyways>>142035833NAHYOU are a leaf leaf
>>142035844Nobody voted all PantsSomeone did vote all oilel though
making one more 1993 post then im gone til next season>1993
>>142035662Well that's a scandalous decision. I mean sooner or later they're gonna have to come up with a plan to make Canada become as dominant in the NHL as they were in the 80s. Or else the sport might get replaced by soccer or basketball
Deadmonton living up to its namesake soon
>>142035851Your team is shit and run by retards.
edmonton is more of an australian rules football city anyway
MIGRATE>>142032257>>142032257
>>142035724Wheres TRB
>>142035878It already has been replaced by basketball and soccer in Toronto.
>>142035851Meant for>>142035841
>>142035727Ryan S. Clark being the only real hockey fan yet again
>>142035514Wrong
>>142035523'Fraid to say it, but the Oilers are in for another decade of darkness
>>142036123Nice pic
>>142034657>flamesit was in
>>142035621Why? Who cares? Why even watch this crap that is only about enriching the players and shareholders.Getting emotionally attached to sports teams is like getting attached to Apple or Google products.
>>142035662>I hope you guys are happy because Canadian hockey is finishedAll sport is finished, except maybe Olympic sports.Golf? Ruined by the Saudis (LIV tour)Football (soccer)? Also ruined by Saudis/moneyAll sports organizations are globohomos too. Don't support them.
