Mcdavid chokesKitties winLuongo lifts the CupDraft soonnhl.comyadada
>muh sunbelts teamsCanacucks btfo'dNon-sunbelt copeys staying mad af
KWAB
why was crosby able to elevated a stroked out kris letang to a stanley cup but connor mcgayvid couldnt hit a wide open net?
america lost
WITH FINNS YOU WIN
canada is 50% or more of all nhl players and the cup spends more time in canada every offseason of every. single. year.
1993:^)
>>142030313gimi>>142030314whatever helps you sleep at night edmonfag
>>142030308>crosby You mean Phil Kessel.
So did Hymans foreskin donation get rejected by Gary or something? What happened there
>>142030257>tfw when #2 draft pick still beat McBust to a Cup and still has 0 cups to show for
>>142030294>Luongo gets his cup finallyAnd this is why I needed Edmonton to lose, I don't give a fuck about the cup coming home especially not in the hands of Edmonton, Luongo deserves a cup.
>>142030308>but connor mcgayvid couldnt hit a wide open net?Anybody have a webm of his miss?
Will a non sunbelt team win the cup ever again? We are going on 5 years now
>>142030327based jack
what did perry say to him
>>142030306You're too dumb to understand anything thats not directly in front of you.
>>142030308Because Crosby is an actual leader, McDavid is a soulless husk of som3one who maxxed out on hockey skills but minimized everything else. Can you imagine his hype talk?>so umm... yeah play our own game guys and uh... pass the puck to me and uh... we'll see how it goes, uhh yeah
>>142030313fraid not pal
THE ABSOLUTE BUSTLING METROPOLIS OF EDMONTON
>>142030323His interview on sportsnet was touching
>>142030336>t.
>>142030333>Getzlaf won one
>>142030294>Luongo lifts the CupI'm still crying tears. The man has to be protected at all costs. He's more than a Canadian National Treasure. He's a UNESCO World Heritage Site.
Titanic will never sink as long as the oiler engines are nice and dry
Imagine losing the cup because you can't land this shot
>>142030323I will never get to know this feeling.
It's okay Connorbros McDavid won playoffs mvp and Bedard's going to win Lady Byngs
>soilers
>>142030333You're never winning the cup.
>>142030333>i'm about to be your father
>>142030363just move to the usa bro
>>142030333>only 4 more final losses and you've tied me
bulju bros... we won...
>>142030361>blurred stick vs clear stick
>>1420303361993
>>142030368Retard
>>142030361You can always score on the rebound: >>142030345
>>142030363I felt like that when I got to hold my firstborn
>>142030368Me in the middle
>>142030330Nope. It's these 8 teams from now until infinity.
>>142030333I'm not a curse bro I won it in 2007
>>142030345Forsling outworking Consolation McSmythe might've gotten all the attention but Montour saved the Cup at a crucial momentGive the man his retirement $7Mx7 and fire Ekblad into the sun to pay for it
Who's your daddy, Edmonton?
>>142030333>I fucked your mom
>>142030386>>142030345OH NO NO NONONO
>>142030306fpbp
>>142030384But enough about the Edmonton fanbase
>>142030388Based>>142030384They should all be laughing shouldn't they
Oilers will just win it next year, I mean who's even stopping them in the West? Fucking nobody. Florida will sell off all its pieces next year and won't be able to make a deep playoff run, McDavid just has to not choke next time.
>>142030373not>become americanbecause 1 player on the ice was lol
It was a girlie magazine
Getting a 3-0 lead, blowing that 3-0 lead and winning in game 7 is so much better than a normal sweep. Giving the fans of the opposite team hope just to rip it away from them is fantastic.
>>142030342he should really find a team where someone else can be captainmackinnon's never gonna wear the c because he's kind of a petulant bitch sometimes and that's fine because landeskog did it even when he didn't play for two years
Your Conn Smythe winnerYour GOATYour best thing since the invention of rake
>>142030404>McDavid just has to not choke next time.oh no no no no no no
based sabres captains winning cups
>>142030394LMAOOOOOOO
>>142030394Cope
>>142030404>florida selling>mcdavid not chokingYou should be a comedian, not a hockey pundit.
I actively cheer against Hymanstein, Kane and Nurse in every possible game.
>>142030404oilers had a dream run this year. it won't happen again unless you believe in miracles
1993
>>142030389>2019St. Louis is borderline sun belt. I went to a baseball game at Busch stadium and it was the hottest, muggiest, most miserable place I've ever been.
>>142030395based promo. based shawn. bret screwed bret
>>142030412Maybe he didn't come out to accept the Conn Smythe because he knew he didn't deserve it, holy shit what an all-time choke
>>142030414>Leave Swords>Win cups immediately with new teamMan, it's almost as if Buffalo's management has always been the real problem
What are they thinking now?>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I698cmvasxY>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X4cPubTI92I>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DNspSb1cfXA
>>142030398Bob, on his back, completely beaten 5 times over and not showing for 3 games somehow got his glove on a puck he had no chance of seeing.And McShitvid won the Cope Smythe.
>>142030394>emptymonton>tier 1
what did shannon have to say about mcsecondary?
>>142030389
>>142030436What game is that?
>>142030440>he's still seething over Worst Floridaman
What a great morning. Total McKwab and Draishitel collapse. US cant stop winning.
>>142030418https://www.capfriendly.com/depth-charts/panthersNine players on their active roster tonight are unrestricted free agents this summer.Sam ReinhartVladimir TarasenkoRyan LombergKevin StenlundKyle OkposoBrandon MontourOliver Ekman-LarssonDmitry KulikovAnthony Stolarz
as a nucks fan, this was my stanley cup
>>142030440lol
>>142030436>can't even see fans of the opposing team???
>>142030451Ahahaha, the little bitch, my sides.
The only bad thing about the Oilers losing is the fact that if they won people would recognize that Canadian franchise ownership teams are retarded and stop blaming Gary.
what does YWNSTPTO mean
06/24/2024McDavid was rapedMark it down
Who will break the curse? I have my money on the flames atm
>>142030394>blue jackets >5 they would have moved 15 years ago if that was true
>>142030449My Blackhawks will sign Reinhart, Lomberg, Montour, OEL and Kulikov, draft Levshunov and makes a miracle run to Stanley Cup Finals with Nazar - Bedard - Reinhart as their top line
>>142030468I am now a Jets fan as per last thread. So it will be the Jets.
>>142030466The McDrai era is over
Who the fuck do I root for now?
>>142030468My sennies :)
>>142030470i hope bedard is lifting heavy in the gym so he can hoist that cup
>>1420304681 9 9 3F O R E V E R
>>142030468Laffs after Canada is annexed by Emperor Trump in 2032.
>>142030477teds are your spirit animal now
>>142030481woohoowhen i feel heavy metal!
>1993kek!
>>142030468Oilers
>>142030468Canada's Team is bringing it home
>>142030412someone post a webm of this
>>142030477knights bud
>muh 1993 memeFlames won in 2004. It was in.
I'm at the hockey gameI'm at the grocery storeI'm at the combination hockey game and grocery store
Brandon Montour, Sam Reinhardt, Kyle Okposo, and Evan Rodrigues join Jack Eichel and Ryan O’Reily as Sabre plantation escapees becoming Cup Champs. How do Swordfags cope?
>>142030442Game 1 against the kings this year
>huh wat u mean>so you don't know.>you tell me>nah you are>uh I'm thinking that's you bitch>nah but maybe on planet retard>where people like you emerge squealing and shitting from plasma pits>fine speech>thanks, retard>takes one to know one>we already established you don't know>huh? wat u mean>so you don't know>enlighten us, mr schizo>I'm not your dancing monkey>ok, how u know?>huh? wat u mean>so you don't know>one of us doesn't and it ain't me>nah that's me>yeah maybe on planet retard>holy fagola>we don't sign our posts here>nah you do>huh?>huh?>HUH?>HUH WAT U MEAN? huh? huh?>huh WAT u mean HUH huh HUH?>yeah that's what I thought>nah I'm thinkin that's what I thought>if that's what you think>that's what I know>ok? how u know>so you don't know>nah you don't>nope, that's you>i've got a story for you, fagman>is that right?>afraid so. can you handle this?>you tell me>so you don't know>huh? wat u mean>your parents hate you>ok. how you know?>huh? wat u mean
Finally a cup winner
>>142030414>>142030518nooo..
>>142030504hell yes
Deadmonton fans were yapping a lot a few weeks ago about how McDavid is better than Crosby.Little bro had ZERO points in game 6 and 7. Enjoy your regular season success :)
>>142030477Won't they just get another owner? Likely better than the last one
>>142030524Not even Seiba won a holy grail. Holy shit lmao
>>142030529(it starts with)NO POINTSI DON'T KNOW WHYIT DOESN'T EVEN MATTER HOW HARD YOU TRY
>>142030477Utah
>>142030451
>>142030477The Atlanta Gladiators.Don't watch our league, fag.
>>142030412You just know that play is going to show up in his nightmares for the whole offseason
>>142030516you're unironically right but you're wrong
>>142030523STILL COUNTSHIS NAME ON THE CUP
>>142030294>Soft kot, you are up 3-0. To win the Stanley Cup, you must win one of the remaining 4 games.>Soft Kot: "Rub my belly for exactly 4 games".>But soft kot, the Oilers have McJes ->soft kot: (belly rub glare intensifies)
>>142030477Bill Foley traded Utah broadcasting rights for Arizona in the Coyotes move, so congrats, you are now watching VGK games on your local channels.
I too watch LFR but only when Leafs lose.
>>142030555lmao and checked
>Mexican flag retard goes away>few weeks later some Hungary retard starts posting hereSad
>>142030468Habs are building up to be a powerhouse with that d-core
>>142030579based
>>142030477Whore University hockey
>>142030582KWAB
its a grim timeline but the truth is the truth and the truth is right there
>>142030585>GOATkovsky winning a cup before McBust
:)
>>142030404Anon it took them 7 games to beat the god damn Canucks and they only won by 1 goal. If Vancouver can take Edmonton to the brink imagine what a healthy Stars or Avs team could do.
>>142030603when i become commissioner i will retroactively give calgary the cup
>>142030612RATKING
>>142030614>the god damn Canucks with a 23 year old AHL third stringer in net putting up .850s>plus an OT own goalfixed
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DNspSb1cfXA>The Edmonton Oilers will be crowned Stanley Cup Champions this year if...>Connor McDavid wins a Conn Smythe Trophy
where will the panthers relocate now after winning the cup?
>>142030612So happy.
>>142030603No one in the stadium claimed the puck went in, ergo you're wrong.
>>142030612Never stopped believing
>>142030345>>142030358>>142030370>>142030386>>142030435>>142030460>>142030474>>142030566>>142030579>>142030584>>142030631I love our Hungrybros. I hope they can avoid relegation at the 2025 WC.
>>142030629Straight to HHOF as a first franchise ever for spitting on McConnArtist
>>142030633>No one in the stadium claimed the puck went inI can make things up too. The Oilers are a good hockey team.
>>142030624Exactly. The Oilers did not inspire confidence with the Canucks pushing them like they did. It's surprising that Edmonton made it to 7 games against Florida but it was very clear after round 2 that they weren't going to be winning the cup
>>142030612https://youtu.be/antvn7q2WxU?si=iOQVSvbRHj2abqNz
>>142030394>tiers 1 and 2>0 cupslmao
>Kyle Okposo is now a stanley cup winner>so is Oliver Ekman-Larsson>Tarasenko too>Mikkola, a 5th round pick of St. Louis Blues who comes from a town of 14k people has a cup>mcdavid doesn't have a cup
>>142030579Steve dangle is the most annoying fag in sports. I don't understand how anyone tolerates these corny youtube guys like him and shannon and urinating tree
>mcdavid doesn't have a cupb-but the oilers played the native video before every home game...it's just not fair!
>no Panthers vs Flames Heritage Classic in Regina for the 2024/2025 seasonGary hates money
>>142030660pisstree is based, Shannon is acceptable, Dangle needs to Dangle
>>142030584Why can't I like ice hockey? ;-;>>142030638<3
>>142030649When you see Bobrovsky's SV% through the Final it's pretty clear he took 4, 5, and 6 off
>>142030663>b-but the oilers played the native videoThey also did this
>>142030585D core of what european busts
>>142030656tarasenko has had a cup
>>142030660I do like Shannon. Dangle is amusing when he's mad. Want to see him pop an aneurysm in one of the LFRs.
>>142030614>he forgot draisaitl got hurt game 1 and could barely play in game 2Canucks weren't the only injured team in that series we can do the what ifs all day
Everyone wants to shit on McDavid because he's the big name but this loss is on Skinner for fucking up an easy save to give up the game winner.
Thinking of getting NHL66 premium so I can get replays of the playoffs and sync it up with 2BCproductions livestreamsKNEEL BEFORE ZOD
>>142030294>With the Panthers winning the Stan Lee Cup, all major sports teams in South Florida have now won their league's top prize>I-4 Corridor needs the Magic and the Devil Rays to step their shit up>Jaguars owners too bust trying to keep AEW aliveSouth Florida supremacy
>>142030670It was ridiculous, like from the last period of GM3 it was like .78 or something. He blew the Conn Smythe there sadly.
I love Finns who speak Russian at home.
>>142030685Skinner isn't a Stanley Cup winning teams starting goalie, punching down isn't fun. It's like blaming Flyers goalies for losing the 2010 finals to Blackhawks.
The Caitlin Clark thread got more posts lmao
>>142030680I forgot that blues run just like most people
>>142030676Lane Hudson projected to be their all time best defensemen since Chelios
>>142030681Floridasaars... I thought Edmumbai were the jeets?
>>142030705Retard
>>142030686did drumpf post about it yet? desantis?
>>142030682You do understand that he's faking it right? it's all an act. I cant imagine pushing 50 and doing a little act in your bedroom whenever the leafs lose
>>142030701Me too, we should poach more of 'em.>Russian hands, Finnish work ethic
>>142030705Fuck off
>>142030696I'm glad he did 2bh, having mcbust exposed as so mentally soft he couldn't even come out and stand next to the Conn Smythe was perfect
>>142030685Wtf you talking man, Skinner is elite
>>142030709>5'10" 160 pound defenceman from college kek
>the city of edmonton
>>142030720Must have taken classes because when you get to the playoffs, the pain on his face seems so fucking real. >>142030727>>142030720On that note I'm literally watching the Dangle vid right now and he's of course defending McBaby for not taking the Cope Smythe.
>>142030716there's more white americans in a random picture of uzebekistan than in that photo
More like Deadmonton
>>142030701For me, it's finns like Barkov who speak russian at home but brings the cup to Finland
>>142030685That goal is on kulak for playing the puck and not the body
>>142030717>>142030725don't give trolls (you)s retardhe probably jerks off to his browser favicons getting red exclamation marks
>>142030719
>>142030663Maybe they should play it before every period next season
I mean the biggest KWAB is people actually pretending like they care that Florida won the cup when 99% of the thread is something about Edmonton
Our American that speaks Russian at home (Galchenyuk) was exposed as a major druggy bust
>>142030727It was unexpected blessing in disguise for sure.Deadmonton is big dead forever until McBust leaves the team.
>>142030741>of course defending McBaby for not taking the Cope Smythe.lol what's his excuse?>h-he couldn't accept a trophy after his team lost!>he was too busy rallying their spirits!
>>142030739Not the city of champions anymoreCity Council voted to have the slogan removed
I don't get these "loser mentality" narrative comments are talking about. Like, if you lose the cup but show up for the Conn Smythe, that seems to show more that gives even more the look that you care about individual success more than the team. Isn't that even worse "loser mentality"?
>>142030683I don't understand what your point is? It's a simple fact, the Oilers had way more trouble with the Canucks than they should have. And that was indicative of the underlying issues that would sink the team in the end.
anyone check calgary puck yet
>>142030759>if florida wins they loseUsually a Canadian posts this
>>142030759Seething Sanjay
>>142030741Other Hungarian IP, do you also watch our national team at the IIHF Worlds or are you an NHL only?
>>142030770Yes, we get it that you don't get what is winner mentality Connor
>>142030771Let's not pretend like the canucks weren't down 3-0 for basically all of game 7
>>142030770Hiding away and crawling under a rock after a loss is a bitch move
>>142030756>DeSantis backstabs trump to run for president>Florida loses to Vegas>DeSantis kisses the Trump ring>Florida wins against CanadaPottery
>>142030781That there was even a game 7 in the first place is more the problem here.
>>141902881You're not singingYou're not singingYou're not singing anymore
>>142030779>>142030782I’m glad he didn’t come out to get it.Proud of our captain for earning it, but imagine the scenario he’d have on his hands if he went out to get it:Remember J.S. Giguere’s photo with the Conn Smythe from 2003? Eyes red from obviously being crushed by the fact that he just lost the Stanley Cup?J.S. Giguere was never a target for fans the way McDavid is. The whole “McCrybaby” bullshit would have spread like wildfire among other teams’ fan bases.I’m not saying that’s the sole reason why it’s not bad that he didn’t go accept it. But if anything, it avoids a future PR nightmare for him to deal with in the future when it comes to securing endorsements and whatnot, plus we don’t have to see that photo used in other hockey subs whenever a fanbase comes after us.
>>142030762This quote from the laffs' old CEO has stuck with me>“There are players we have in our organization today whose numbers are off-the-chart good, and whose character is just terrible,” Leiweke said to business students at Toronto's Ryerson University. "I don't care how good your numbers are if you have bad character you are doomed for failure."can't think of a better example than mcbust
>>142030786canucks were up 3-2 and then went 115 minutes without a goal. sounds like a choke to me
>>142030770hed be getting shit on much more if he came out for the trophy with pics as ammo to boot
>>142030778I kinda lost interest as our international hockey team sunk into irrelevancy but I am mad that the Gyppo King basically gives them zero funds. I'd say I'm mostly NHL, I watch the IIHF games when our team's putting up a fight I guess.>>142030764I shit you not, he's saying that McShitty would have looked sad and we can't have a pic of McBaby being sad.
Coilers needed 7 to beat my nuckies 3rd string AHL goalie and they are still seething about it KWAB
>>142030771Yes, because Draisaitl got hurt?? A healthy Oilers would have swept them. Did you not see how they were dominating them 4-1 in Game 1 before they blew the lead after Draisaitl left the game?????
>>142030792Tim leiweke is talking about phil kessel and he was extremely wrong. you couldn't have picked a worse quote
>>142030770Shut up McBaby. You should have grown a spine while you had the chance. Request a trade if you ever want a cup.
>>142030793Exactly. Edmonton were pushed to the brink of elimination by the fucking Canucks. Do you not see the red flag there?
>>142030781Lets be real, you would have won with Demko. And no, that feelgood story about a 3rd string latvian wasn't enough to cut it against the oilers. You turned the poor guy into a meme>5W 5L, 2.91 .898sv%
>>142030798>I watch the IIHF games when our team's putting up a fight I guess.sooo i won't see you in stockholm next year?
>sunbelt team wins cup>entire thread is about the loserJen
>>142030815So are the canucks shit or not? Crying about injuries is laffs level cope
so literally every florida fan here was a troll? where the fuck are they?
>>142030815Edmonton struggled its way all the way through the playoffs against teams who were struggling themselves while the Panthers got through literal gigaChad powerhouse teams all poised for the cup.This is why it's so fishy that they played 3 games basically by not showing and had me worried to the brink of dooming them whereas I was rooting for them since they made their run last year.
Panthers draw dimesOilers are a poverty franchise
>>142030720I watched Dangle when his Randy Carlyle teams collapsed every spring and choked themselves out of playoffs. His descent into madness was super fun to follow for the first ten years or so when it was more authentic until the act got a bit too obnoxious. He's only worth watching during a leafs collapse or two per season, and even then if you've seen some of his early stuff.
>>142030798>I shit you not, he's saying that McShitty would have looked sad and we can't have a pic of McBaby being sad.lmao Jesus Christ, as we all know a true champion's chief concern is about the optics of pictures of them being sad after a loss>>142030809>in my imagination that was about Bil!>so he was wrong!If you google Lewieke for a quick second you might realize he probably knows a thing or two about championships
>>142030822>>142030824It's 3:40 AM in Florida.
>>142030792You mean this thing that was getting posted over and over? I mean, you aren't wrong, all of canada should be ashamed that they are 31 years straight in the running of being bad at hockey when it matters
>>142030824Hopefully out in the streets celebrating.
>>142030824whatever helps you sleep at night EDMfag
>>142030824They are celebrating their win. Something you would never understand.
>>142030824They're just other sunbelters posting as panthers fans. only like the Finns here are actual panther fans
>>142030827They don't but keep being delusional
>>142030844R E C O R D. P R O F I T S
>>142030828The Zamboni Incident was the last good one from him
>>142030822Last year was Sunbelt vs Sunbelt and everyone was assmad about Vegas. Which would you rather?
>>142030806See now you're going into what ifs when I'm talking about what actually happened there. The Oilers didn't stomp the Canucks, they nearly lost and that should've been all the evidence you needed to know there was no way that team was winning a cup.
>another year >the cup remains on American soilWe did it bros
>>142030822>floorplan ever being positive
>>142030853The Canucks were the favouritesAccording to Bedard at least.
>>142030824it's 4am on a tuesday, retard
>>142030851Okay that was his magnum opus. But it was the magnum opus of the entire Maple Leafs organization.
>>142030823Feels like you've completely misunderstood my point here. Canucks aren't a cup caliber team, and Edmonton nearly lost to that.
>>142030853If Vegas didn't tank to play Dallas they would've destroyed the Oilers but questionable outcomes versus Nucks and not so injured Dallas WCF rematch.
>>142030853>just being disingenuous nowYeah okay retard I'm done talking to you anyone watching the full games knows the Oilers were on track to sweep the Canucks before Draisaitl hurt his back in that series there would have been 0 doubt about "Oh are the Canucks actually good????" they would have just been written off faster than the Capitals
>>142030788>But if anything, it avoids a future PR nightmare for him to deal with in the future when it comes to securing endorsements and whatnotOh hell yeah dude, companies will definitely sever the ties and not sign him if he shows up exhausted to pick up the trophy for the MVP of the post-season. Definitely bad marketing.>plus we don’t have to see that photo used in other hockey subs whenever a fanbase comes after us.Jesus christ dude, are you baiting me? You thin your captain has shown any signs of good captainship besides combining for 8 points in two games? It's weird how you dont see it's an absolute bitch move and bad leadership to just vanish like that
>>142030829>he probably knows a thing or two about championshipsNot with the fuckin leafs I'll tell you that for free. Who else was he talking about? Kessel was the only player putting up "out of this world numbers". unless you think joffery lupul's 44 points was what he was referring to
>>142030832That's the one>all of canada should be ashamed We didn't put Bettman in charge>>142030853>they nearly lostThey nearly lost to a 23 year old AHL third stringer, it's amazing how lucky they got in every West matchup
>>142030861so what?
>>142030872Anon talking about a team being on track to sweep a series when that track was 30 minutes long is retarded. Both teams had key players injured, and the Oilers got hit way harder than they should've by theirs.
>>142030824Have you heard of work? Also, who the fuck is on 4chan still after their team lost the game 7 of the SCF
Be nice to Silovs. He's the next Hamburglar.
>>142030888People have to work? Hello? Im in west coast and Im going to sleep now.
>>142030892They're crying and blaming Gary
>>142030894So he's going to fall into obscurity real fast? Seems accurate
>>142030895plastic fans
>>142030904Im not a kitty fan, but fuck Edmonton and fuck Canada
>>142030904You poor baby. Want a sippy cup?
>>142030894You'll regret putting an AHL player on a meme pedestal>>142030788Yeah because there's not enough of pictures and gifs of McDavid showing what a charisma vacuum and a sissy he is
>>142030914>>142030913not an argument
>>142030876>calling the laffs the "leafs"?You didn't google him did you, especially funny because after giving up on the laffs he helped bring your shithole NYC wannabe its first championship in decades>Who else was he talking about?Well, first he said "players" and while Bill might be a litle chubby he didn't qualify as more than one
>>142030888ameribores always use wagecucking as an excuse to be boring
>>142030924Calling people plastic isn't an argument either.
>>142030924>why wont you stay up late on a weekday to argue with me?>you have work? N-n-not an argumenthave fun stewing in your cope smith
>>142030937In general where are the celebrations? is anything happening in miami
>>142030928Yes it is. Any Canadian who isn't a Oilers fan and cheered for them are PLASTIC and deserves to fucking die.
>>142030928When the world ends I'm jamming up billionaires bunker vents for putting micorplastics in my testes
What a leaderhttps://www.youtube.com/shorts/UPjDUBknrcU
>>142030926Nobody other than Kessel was above a point per game and he was the only player with a leadership role putting up points and he was the only player labeled with a character issue.
oh right, i forgot>>142029072ogey
>>142030941Half of the population is "no Ingles" and can't survive more than five minutes in a room below 60ºF
>>142030953POO
>>142030953CLEAN YOUR ROOM
>>142030865Close only counts in horseshoes and hand grenades
YES YES PERKELE KIITOS FLORIDA I WOULD HAVE KILLED MYSELF IF EDMONTON WON
>>142030944Not the paki kind, dummy>>142030961Sorry bud
>>142030953Nigga those some fat fingers. Lay off the chicken tendies and have a salad sometime lol
>>142030361The defender just makes a good play here getting his stick in the way of McDavid's stick. This isn't a choke.Skinner fucking up Florida's second goal is a choke.
>>142030953Fat fingers
>>142030967is it true that indians eat cow poo or something
Hey /hoc/ I just woke up from a 10 year coma. Can you tell me how many Canadian teams have won the Stanley Cup in the last 10 years?
>>142030963Sure but you still would want to see the Oilers win in a much more decisive fashion than they actually did. Exposed some issues with the Oilers team.
>>142030900Gary gave the panthers extreme leniency the whole series. Remember when Tkachuk and Bennett played on the Flames? No? Well they rarely looked like they do now. When Sam Bennett was on the other end of the calls he was so bad he requested a trade off the team because he couldn't handle that kind of added pressure. When you pay attention to these things you realize how hard McDavid had to play, he played against Garys refs and the Panthers who were given pardon after pardon. If that guy played on the Kings or some shit they'd have a dynasty by now. Some teams have it so much easier than others. Winning the cup doesn't mean what it used to mean anymore.
>>142030974On the rez? Maybe.
>>142030971Why didn't McDavid just get stronger wrists?
>>142030972*inhales*I'm no more heavy than the *inhales again* average American. *takes sip of big gulp*
>>142030983TL;DR: Your team is shit and run by retards.
>>142030985I though it was come kinda sacred hindu thing
>>142030983All mcmeme had to do was score 1 goal this is a cope
HE'S AT THE HOCKEY GAMEHE'S AT THE GROCERY STORE
>>142030948A bare minilum thata captain does, even after some regular season games
Edmonton niggas trynna do MATH no lmao
Gustav Forsling has been traded twice in his career and was picked up by the Florida Panthers in 2021 after being placed on waivers by the Carolina Hurricanes.Oliver Ekman Larsson was bought out by the Vancouver Canucks a year ago - but then got the opportunity from Florida.Kevin Stenlund was not offered a new contract by the Winnipeg Jets in 2023, but Florida chose to take a chance on the forward.
>even eichel has won the cup Oh no no no
>>142030972>>142030968>>142030995I forgot how funny /hoc/ can be sometimes.
>>142030952>points are the only thing management cares about!Based laffer revealing the sort of massive head trauma level of hockey understanding you'd need to be a fan of the laffs, especially funny considering he was talking about how the laffs had gotten heavy into analytics and fancy stats and how dumb GMs went crazy for fancy stats and ended up with garbage teams like the laffs that were great on paper but just could not winAnyway his tenure as a sports exec with AEG and MLSE involves 2 Lakers championships, the Kings' cups in 2012 and 2014, like 4 MLS wins for the Galaxy and putting together the Raptors core that won in 2019. He knows winning better than you do.
>>142031011Swedes RUN SHIT round 'ere
>>142031001HE'S AT THE COMBINATION PIZZA HUT AND TACO BELL
>>142030983You should show called and uncalled penalties etc. if you want to claim that teams are getting preferential treatment. The only thing that this tells me is that canadian teams fail to draft, fail to attract hockey stars (taxation) and that the teams are legit shit when it comes to playing and coaching.I'm being serious, the guy who posted that thing in your pic related has big problems understanding cause and effect
>>142031011Please breed me swedish masters
Hiring Taro Tsujimoto for the coaching team is all the Sabres need to do to break their streak of missing the playoffs. It hasn't been the same since he retired as a player.
barkov is just budget-forsberg
>>142031011Forsling is the only legit thing there, Steinlund and OEL should go
>>142031042Major league playoffs are rigged, anon. It's a multi billion dollar industry run by MBAs and they're not going to leave the outcome up to some jocksAn NBA ref figured out how the league was doing it and started making insane money betting on series, got caught, and went to prison for it.
>>142030294>Tampa Bay beat Calgary for their first cup>Florida beat Edmonton for their first cupAlberta is now property of the Great State of Florida. Welcome, little bro
>>142030306Another flawless sunbelt bro victory
Australia and New Zealand is the only hockey left now ;_;
>>142031025The brian "my gay son is dead" burke built leafs teams were not built on analytics retard. Leiweke joined MLSE in 2013 and left in 2015. He was not involved in bringing Kyle Lowry, DeMar DeRozan, Kawhi Leonard, Pascal Siakam, Fred VanVleet or Danny Green to the Raptors. He had nothing to do with the last canadian major sports championshipHe was clearly referring to Kessel and him being dumped for nothing was one of his last acts as MLSE CEO.
>>142031098>MLSEmy little soccer entertainment?
Me watching Garys playoffs subjecting myself to an extreme level of conducive critical analysis on situational statistical probabilities and observing their corresponding outcomes.
>>142031105KWAB
>>142031105
>>142030294don't follow hockey at all just came here to post this
>>142031042The issue with canadian teams is that most of them have ownership groups and massive corporations backing them meaning every trade and draft pick has to go through a board of directors meeting.
>>142031098>He was clearly referring to Kessel>see, in my imagination, when this exec with as many rings as fingers said "There are players we have in our organization today whose numbers are off-the-chart good, and whose character is just terrible" by "players" meant this one player who went on to win cups so he's wrongbest laffer delusion yet
>>142031076>run by MBAsexplains why none of it is interesting despite being rigged
>don't follow hockey at allWe can tell. Canada's team won.
>>1420311341993
>>142031144Name a player on the 2013-14 laffs that had numbers that were "off the chart good" other than Phil Kessel. Go on, name them. Tell me who the other players are that he's referring to
>>142031174>laffer needs stuff like corsi and fenwick explained to himThese aren't new concepts anon, Jesus Christ>>142031160Well they optimize for revenue, not excitement
LUUUUUUUUUuuuuuuuuuᵤᵤᵤᵤᵤᵤ
>>142031193Literally just sat in an office getting zito coffee why is he acting like he did anything
>>1420312041993
>>142031188>can't name anyoneconcession accepted
McDavid should have accepted the Conn Smythe. It's still a great achievement
mcdavid to la kings
wake up in the mornin' feelin' like sergei
mcdavid to columbus blue jackets
>>142031204He scouted Devon Levi who was traded for 57-goal-scorer Samson Reinhart who scored the GWG of G7 of the 2024 Stan Leec Up final
Mcmeme to Dallas
>>142031227>>142031236
>>142031220should have bundled in the lady bitch for the gesture if he did
>>142031237>he handed the gm a sheet of paper containing player statswow that's definitely just as important as the players
>>142031250the lady byng is bedard's trophy
>>142031217>doesn't understand the most basic thingsIt's been 10 years and I don't particularly give a fuck about your shit franchise, other than to laugh at it, but I think the Corsi "leaders" on that particular shart of a roster were Phaneuf, JVR, Kessel, and Gardiner.One of them went on to win something
>>142031260shit, almost forgot Bozak
>>142031258>ogey staats
glad oilers lostdidnt want them to get bragging rights for being the 1st canadian team in 30 years to win the cup
McDavid to florida
>>142031292The salt would be glorious
Yep this season was spicy
>>142031287that honour is reserved for our flames
>>142031260>>142031272So you agree that Leiweke's assessment of character was wrong since two of the players he called out would go onto be key members of a championship right?
>Florida winning the cupI once again ask that each team be forced to devellop their own talent. We can ensure that only snowbelt teams win.
>>142031292For what assets? I thought Zito gave everything away with Tkachuk's trade.
You still have Game 4 and Game 6 on your performance review, Bob.
Mcdavid is not going anywhere. they're going to give him a league max and he'll be stuck there until he leaves to chase a cup as an washed up old fart
>>142031339imagine the smell
>>142031320go to europe where you can talk about clubs and pro/rel and measure how much cum you drink in metricfaggot
>>142031347
>>142031347That's some real gay shit you just put up on the screen. You have that just off the dome like that? Faggot
Anton Lundell's dad said in Swedish ''Oh Oh Oh, you did it, you did it''https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nEQk-Y3j5P8Anton Lundell is officially Swedish now.
offseason fuck yeahhappy for our finns
Are there any good hockey games on the PC bros? The playoffs got me needing a nice hockey fix
>>142031375> Are there any good hockey games on the PC brosnot since NHL93
>>142031369when i get olderi will be strongerthey'll call me freedomjust like a waving flag
>>142031369>our finns>that flag
>>142031375NHL 2004 with mods
>>142031386Nude mods?
>>142031313>well you just proved me wrong>but do you agree that I was right, despite being unable to read?Oh, is it multiple guys now? I thought you said it could only be Kessel. Leiweke said there were players on that shit roster with great numbers but terrible character. You said that by "players" he was somehow only referring to one specific player because your level of understanding of the game is "points gud!" I, off the top of my head, tried to remember the stats leaders from that shit team from 10 years ago. Was that Kadri's rookie year? There's lots of guys he could be referring to, and he was talking about multiple ones. Leiweke has run championship teams in the NBA, NHL, and MLS. He knows winning better than you, who I think had never heard of Fenwick until this conversation
>>142031375i thought the alih is a summer league
>>142031396That's illegal if they don't have thin black bars over their cocks
>>142031367Desperate
>>142031379does the pc version have the bottom goalie get stuck on the post if you wraparound?
Calgary niggas right now
>>142031362>n-no u...>I'll just copy what you saidholy fucking patheticyou measure that dildo up your ass in centimeters or meters?
I could legit knock the fuck out of anyone in this thread
>>142031420I don't think so, played it like a billion times and never saw that.
>>142031428i have racial slurs tattooed on me
>>142031444post tummy
i have racial slurs in my head
I AM a racial slur
>>142031472which one?
https://youtu.be/ZmUcE2nWHY8
>>142031479Christ killer
>>142031491Bhocolate bhip bookies
>>142031491aka oven dodger?
>>142031479All of them. Especially THAT one.
Aleksandr Aleksandrovitj "Sasha" Barkov Jr becomes the second Russian captain to raise the Stanley Cup.
>>142031430itd be very obvious if it did. loved that game
Hey, maybe the Edmonton oilers can draft 4 more first overall picks and be back in the finals in 2036
goodnight /hoc/>mcbust actually did come out for the Conn Smythe>he was just invisible that night
>>142031510Maaaad jealou>>142031510s
>>142031516> mcbust actually did come outhe came out alright but not for the Conn Smythe
>>142031132>I hurt myself today
>1993
>>142031516hyvää yötä
>>142031510>he doesn't have his own Swedish-RussianSwedish hockey development really is quite far behind eh? America has Kaliyev and Canada has Chchryun yet Sweden falls behind, as usual.
>>142031425I'm with other anon. All your posts is the gayest shit I've seen, and I'm on 4chan 24/7
>>142030294nice to see that choker lebrongo finally lift the cup because he joined an american team
>>142031421Is that Ram Ranch?
>>142031549they had burakovsky
My captain :)Thank you Alexandr Sr. & Olga
>>142031484I just realized Andy Dick live on the streets now, I guess karma do exists
breaking the lawbreaking the law
>>142031563Oh shit I forgot about him. Ruskies are everywhere.
>0 goals 0 assists 0 points 0 shots on goal in game 6>0 goals 0 assists 0 points 2 shots on goal in game 7Atleast McDavid tried to improve, amirite?
>>142031574The yotes logo should be like a ghost lol
>>142031549Zibanejad has a finnish mom and an iranian dad. Then there's Lekkerimäki. Forsberg's both grandmothers were finnish.
Goodnight HOCKEYMANIACS and jabroni marks without a life that don't know it a work when you work a work and work yourself into a shoot, marks.
>>142031574>penguins and islanders left outrude
>>142031586And we know at least half of the German national team has a Russian ancestor, somehow
>>142031584Where La Bamba?
>>142031397It's not fucking hard to look up a stat sheet.And you argue that players, such as McDavid don't have the character to win the Stanley Cup. Leiweke calls out "players with out of this world numbers". He is not referring to stay at home defenceman captain Dion Phaneuf, 9th in points, 16th in "fenwick".. So who is he referring to. Leafs "analytics leaders" were rookie Jake Gardiner, stay at home defenceman Cody Franson, Phil Kessel, Nazem Kadri, JVR and David Bolland. Nazem Kadri, Phil Kessel and Dave Bolland are all Stanley Cup Champions. Basically every player he could possibly be talking about all lifted the stanley cupA big issue with Canadian teams is they allow retards like Tim Leiweke and "the board" who don't know shit about hockey to make major decisions on the future of a franchise
>>142031593But you are american, russians will not recognize you as one of their own
Draisaitl should sign for a basement tier team so he can play for Team Germany
>>142031611I think anon was making a ww2 russian rape baby joke.
>>142031549I don't think Russians are allowed over the borders, and seeing as Sweden is always the most extreme country in the world, I doubt they will be allowed over the borders for decades.
you aren't reading all that are you?
>>142031577
Who's got the new Ducks logo?
>oilers lost quick deflect to the flamesLike clockwork.
>>142031614Drai is turning 30 right after next season when his contract ends with the oilers. It's cup chase time and that's gonna be with Dallas
>>142030294>>142030294
>Interviewer: Don't you feel you're missing a bigger star, especially in the offence?>Kent: We have to keep getting better, otherwise we wouldn't be in a rebuilding phase. We have some good offensive players in our group and we need more. Do we need a star? The Edmonton Oilers are sitting at the bottom of the standings right now with two of the biggest stars of the NHL. It takes more than that to win.He was right
>>142031648I swear if Drai ends up being Wyatt and Robo's set up man that shit would be insane
>>142031659They need a player taller than 5'10"
>>142031674Yeah that's Slaf
>>142031667My guy, go check dallas cap status currently. Then add what contracts are ending after next season AND then you add 10 million because cap is going up. Dallas has so much money to play around it's not even funny
>>142031681He's a bust
>>142031674FUCK height checks
>>142031690For you
>>142031674>>142031681>>142031691
>>142031682Im still pissed at the Seguin albatross
>>142031690Best player of his draft and a product of finnish hockey development program.
>Bobrovsky?>Forsling?>Nooo I want Petr Mrázek and Alex Vlasic
>>142031703>>142031690Alright Chang alright Ching. Break it up. It's time to go home little boys the Americans are talking and we say >1993
>>142031712>product of finnish hockey development program.Yeah that's what I said, bust
>1993You mean 1990. Nobody was talking about the Habs.
>>142031733Kek. Who did your team draft?
>>142031733Who captained the Panthers?
>>142031743Aleskaander Baarkov
>>142031722>t.
Anybody got a webm of the MäkTaavetti miss?Asking for a friend.
>>142031743holy fuck I was just about to laugh at the canadian trip weeb but get aload of this faggot also ahahahaha >>142031751>1993dipshits
>>142031741I believe they traded the pick to get out of a bad contract
>>142031751No cup for 31 years
>>142031772Just like my Oilers
>>142031632No. I read the first four paragraphs then scanned over the rest. Don't know what this schizo is referring too.
>>142031751>>142031722
>>142031764I'm a crossdresser now, also.I should get a corset too.
>>142031794Pics now faggot
>>142031204*BANG* *BANG* *BANGBANGBANG*>oi matey u got a loicence to McToedrag past Guvna Bob?
>>142031808>nowTeleportation technology isn't here yet. It's still in China.
Help me believeIt's not the real meSomeone tame this animallll
>>142031644
>>142031877exciting reference
Wheres the flames pedo image that looks like thisuhh keep it on topic fuck calgary
>>142031877Welcome back Wild Wing, 90's kino is back on the menu
>>142031896>uhh keep it on topic fuck calgaryWhy? We won today.
no beer left
>>142031917True
>>142031925
>>142031614>stoppable force meets moveable object
>>142031925Kek
>>142031960How much blow does this guy do
Thank you to all the kittiesbrosspecial thank you to the Finns
>>142031986Fake fanbase
>>142031992jlmo
>>142031986Thanks for being a good and enjoyable hockey town
>>142031992More fans than Arizona
i just wanna see 2 hockey markets playing in the final. is that too hard to ask :(
>>142030294bus rider
>>142031992kill yourself, faggot
>>142031581The Oilers were dead last at the beginning of the season and lost to the fucking Sharks. It's a miracle they turned it around and made it to game 7 of the finals when they could have easily stayed blue jackets tier and blown up the team into a new rebuild after missing the playoffs. The loss stings and all but Kris Knoblauch is a better future than what they had at the start. Now it's about getting free agents who can help out and trading away what doesn't work.
Hey Oilers, this you?
>>142030361quite sad
>>142032010If a Canadian said this, his bank account would be frozen because of "antisemitism".
>>142031960Missed the first jabGoodnight /hoc/ the bad guys lost tonight
>>142032029>Unable to discern soul from souless i'm sorry bud
>>142031986Your pic = Soulless plastic fairweather fans who cheered for the Lightning during their cup runs and goes to Tampa on vacationMy pic = Soulful hardcore ''since they were born'' fans who wants Björklöven go bankrupt and the whole city of Umeå to be burned to the fucking ground
>>142032044No rings, Connor?
So what do the panthers do this off-season
>>142032058how long would it take for the boys to fill the cup with semen?
>>142032047Why are european sports so much more soulful?
>>142032047>fans who cheered for the Lightning during their cup runsProve it.
>>142031761
Florida is the real state of hockey. 3 cups in 6 years. In fact Florida should sue Minnesota for the trademark
>>142032065Its just an excuse for them to get drunk in public and sing gay songs to each other
finland will win garys four nation bullshit and the 2025/2026 world championships and the 2026 olympic tournament in italy
>>142032093>2 covid cups>asterisk ring against the Oilers when it should have been the CanucksNot really
Lmao a 2nd Florida expansion team won a cup before any minnesota team did. How the fuck is that even possible? Panthers and Wild are the same age and in that time, the panthers have 2 finals appearances and 1 cup versus 0 finals appearances for the wild
>>142032112If a COVID cup was so easy why didn’t the mild win it or even appear?
>muh asterisksdallass and hasb cope
>>1420321161 the panthers are older then the wild 2 the panthers have 3 finals appearances
Can the next thread be Aurora Tigers themed? I love my OJHL.
Mild are one of the most disastrous expansion teams and a true sign that there are too many teams in the league. Remove Minnesota, Columbus, Utah, San Jose, and Ottawa, and the league is suddenly thriving with talent
>>142032093agreed. 3 in 6 is a modern dynasty for a single team and good enough to crown florida the state of hockey
>team leaves Minnesota >becomes more successful and more recognizable than the team it replaced and the team that came aftergrim
>>142032136Panthers and the mild are the same age Didn’t askImagine another Florida state winning the cup before the “state of hockey”
>>142032140>remove San Josenyo
>>142032065Youth academies means more and better local connection to the city and the fact that we have teams. You have franchises. The franchise thing is the big difference, on many levels. The goal isn't to make money for an owner or to make the owners ego bigger, since the teams are partly owned by the members and the members vote on which people are on the board and the board chooses the executive director and the executive director hires the GM.So the first power is always in the hands of the fans.
>>142032096the songs are kino. many of them are made to mock the most embarrassing moments of their rivals. wish hockey had this. would be funny as fuck. instead we have like 4 standard chants that every team sings. https://m.youtube.com/shorts/u3GFAwa-xJo
>>142032143Just prove that Minnesota is in fact NOT the state of hockey and never was. Their fans don’t even fucking watch hockey. They have Coyotes levels of attendance, so much so that there are AGAIN relocation rumors
>another season of hockey is over>1 year closer to death and the nihilism sinks in knowing you could die before seeing your team win a cupHow do you guys deal with it? Sports are such cruel things with how you have to wait a whole year just to see a championship given out. And most of the time it's a team you hate because they overpay in free agency. Why can't hockey be more soulful, why does it induce so much stress
>it is now 23 years without a Mild cup
>>142032151You are lucky. Here it's all about lining the pockets of a bunch of rich arseholes
>>142032151>we have teamsso do franchises dummy, hockey isn't an individual sport.you mean clubs
>>142032168Found the mildcuck fangay. Just pick a new team and stop shitting up /hoc/ with your bitching. You don’t see Shorks fans or Snes fans whining all the time
>>142032168Who do you cheer for fren?As you can see from my flag, I can relate
>>142032190but canada's team won this year
>>142032147>Panthers and the mild are the same ageNo they are not the panthers came into the league in 1993 and the wild in 2000
>>142032190See>>142032182
>>142032193Not in the world championships or juniors
>>142032194They are the same age. Stop fucking whining mildcuck fangay
>>142032181Sure. Clubs is a better word. It's still a synonym.
>>142032204they won the Lee
>>142032139make it lad
>>142032208I'm a panthers fan you dumb nigger
>>142032224I can't do it. I fucking hate the panthers. In the running for the most soulless team in the world. Just look logo. Literally zero character.
>>142032233Lmao sure you are mildcuck. Go seethe
>>142032190Oilers are my favorite team but I'll root for a lot of different teams. Nashville, Dallas, Winnipeg, Arizona, Canucks, Senators, Hurricanes. I don't actually know if any of them will ever win one in my lifetime though and in Carolina's case I was like 10 years old in 2006. I think in 3 years if I hit 30 and none of the teams I root for win I'll just retire from watching the sport altogether.
>>142032240yup.except the soilers are worse
>>142032253>>142032253
>>142032228New bread>>142032257>>142032257
>>142032265>>142032268retard
>>142032258it's easy to hate the oilers but at least they have soul. here in calgary there were oiler flags everywhere
>>142032292you don't live in calgary
>>142032292>here in calgary there were oiler flags everywhereyou are a liar
>>142030686Shut the fuck up Bidett. Floridian
