Stanley Cup Edition
First Rantanen then BarkovSo this is how Swedes felt 20 years ago when they watched Colorado and Detroit win cups
>mcgaykid
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F L A M E SLAMES
I would've won
Go read my post from last thread and reply please
>>142042493Barkov is RussianHis name at Eetu Barkoveinen is it?
>>142042445*drops the cup off the continental shelf*
The Florida Panthers are Stanley Cup Champions.
>>142042548Whalers
>>142042445>When you win the Cup before global warming drowns the city
>>142042445You think it will rust?
The state of Florida has three Stanley cups in five years. What makes Floridians so good at hockey?
>>142042480He’ll have gay sauna sex with draisaitl to heal
>>142042548its in the past now, never to be remembered
So can Maurice retire now?He finally won
Imagine he dropped it and the ocean swept it away haha
>>142042577Barkov is as much russian as Gretzky is Belarussian.
>>142042493Close enough to the mark for argument
>>142042642no, now he can demand 7+ mil a year
>>142042626They're the state of hockey
>>142042621afraid so
>>142042632>100th NHL Ass
lmao this was probably Mcfrauds one chance at getting the cup and he blew it
>>1420424932020s are the decade of Suomi dominance
>>142042445#whiteboysummer
>canada>1993>mccrybaby>oilletsKWAB
>>142042642No
>and the Panthers win Florida's first nonasterisk Cup!Glad they made a point to mention that last night
>>142042577It's okay, Matty's mama looks like a finnoid
>>142042548Didn’t I reply to it?
Retards
McParticipationTrophy
new meme: pooilers
>>142042621it's sterling silver so no
>>142042577He’s a good Tampere boy
turks OUT
>>142042818They vote the day before for some reason
Anyone know why Canadians look so Canadian?Don't know what it is, but they just have a certain 'look' to 'em>>142042680He's half Russian on his father's side thoughAlso isn't Gretzky Ukrainian or some shit
>>142042680He's literally a Russian citizen to Russian parents
>>142042680>BarkovSounds slavic, russian specificallyAlso, Gretzky means "greek" in polish, HAHA.
>>142042818Ah yes, the most valuable loser award
>>142042751Dallas or Carolina is on the line next I guess
>>142042921Both of his parents were sportsmen in RussiaAnd Gretzky's heritage is Belarusian or some nonsenseEven though Belarus is a meme country so I don't get it lmao
>>142042818LMAO SKINNER
grease OUT
>>142042943that reminds me i need some polske orgorke pickles (european origin pickles not indian origin)
>>142042943Ukraine and Russia have historically had Greeks living there for thousands of years
Kek what a bunch of wrong bitches
>be oilels fan in 2006>make hockey your entire personality>watch your team lose the cup to a market that cares more about college basketball>fast forward 18 years later>watch your team lose the cup to a market that cares more about divegrassNo wonder they're so bitter kwab
>>142042818Emily's opinion is the only one that matters
>>142043000I could see Dallas winning soon
>McDavid wins the Best Loser award>solidifies his place as the Best Loser by being too much of a loser to accept the trophyKWALB
never had tequila in my lifeis it a good choice to get wasted quickly?
>>142043131Connor McBiggestLoser
>>142043001Internet says his grandparents had Belarusian names but were Ukranian or Ukrainian speakers at leastThis is a problem that could be solved by not pretending that Belarusians are real
Reminder that mcbust was so mentally soft he couldn't even come out to accept the only playoff trophy he'll ever win
Did I hear somebody say RUSSIAN?!
>>142042445That salt water can't be good for the metal...
>>142043148There's really no difference between different spirits of the same ABV
Confederate major general Samuel H. Bennett-McDowell celebrates his victory at the battle of Sawgrass Mills, 1864 (colorized)
>>142042445Look at this photo of McInvisibile getting the Conn Smythe
>>142043242what about taste?
>>142043098Miami doesn’t care about soccer, they only care about Messi and celebrities. Cubans are bandwagoners but do like baseball
>>142043131He definitely believes the Canadian media when they say he deserves to win. What a fucking bitch.KWABOAT
>>142043098you could almost make the exact same post about the canucks
>>142043131BUT HE WAS TOO BUSY BEING A CAPTAIN GIVING HIS TEAM RIMJOBS IN THE LOCKER ROOM. HE HAD NO TIME TO BE A GOOD SPORT AND ACCEPT THE AWARD.
>>142043253Real Canadians have American ancestors because real Canadians were the loyalists of 1776He's coming home
>>142042445Do you think that boomer with the white gloves shits himself when he sees players doing stupid things with the Stanleyb Owl?
>>142043298Have you seen a Marlins game?Completely empty ever game
>>142043321Canucks lost to two o6 teams it's different
>>142043321Boston loves hockey
>>142043295yucky
>>142043386Imagine caring about some stupid hunk of metal that much
what happened to this burger?surely he killed himself, right
>>142043148>>142043242Tequila fucking sucks ass, manTastes like shitIf you want to be exotic get some white rum
>>142043386He knows that the players coom on it
>>142043553That was me, and yeah I killed myself but I've lived a wicked life so God's punishment for me is that I'm stuck on /sp/
>>142043101Retard
>>142043756kwab
>>142043756based God
>>142043553F and a little S but not too much
>>142043756Gambling is degenerate
so when's game 8?
>>142043553What about the poor bastard who bet $1000 on a 3-way parlay Chiefs-Real Madrid-Oilers and missed out on $584,000He could've cashed out for $303,000 before the game started
>>142043795
>>142042586
>>142043982>risked 300K for another 200Khe really deserved it honestly
>>142043281Gary will never forgive Mcdavid for leaving him hanging like that. Enjoy another 30 year drought, Canada
>>142043131JEN
>>142043756I think God is punishing me not you
>>142043982holy based ONCE A FLAME ALWAYS A FLAME
>>142042919They vote in the last 10 minutes of the game dumb dumb
>>142044123>>'23'bless-ed Dustin Brown get
>>1420427791 9 9 3
Holy fuck, imagine the absolute bullying McGaykid is going to go through in Edmongolia now.He thinks getting chirped at by random people after losing in the first round was bad, hoo boy.This is the real reason I'm 100% sure he's fucking off when his contract is up, that is if he doesn't get brained with a brick next season.
>>142042779It was NOT in.
>>142043281Gary has his invisible foreskin in a death grip
>>142044149Yeah, on $1000 initial too. Just take the 303:1>>142044230Oilels drafted bulju instead of him too lmao
>>142044230yeah only a flame retard could go 0+0 in game 7 yet still take credit for stopping the oilers
>>142043228
>>142044279He should hire an entourage. He could barely buy groceries without getting mogged by random retards.
Screenshot this post. This was the closest the Edmonton Oilers get to a cup in the McDavid era.
>>142044349bubblin'
>>142044279Part of the reason why >1993 exists and why Sun Belt teams win more. Having some anonymity and privacy playing in a city that isn't autistically obsessed with hokkei is a big quality of life upgrade over the pressure cooker of Canadian fans and media.
>>142044314McDavid is intact
i completely missed out on crosby (started watching in 22). now that it's clear mcdavid will never amount to anything, who's the next most promising goat? and no, matthews ain't it
>>142044520Dustin Wolf
>>142044408McDavid is going to be dropped down an oil well for this on Canada DayHe's got 6 days left
>>142044520Gretzky
>>142043131
>>142044443copin'
https://bracketchallenge.nhl.com/en/leagues/29284now let's take a look at the REAL winners of this stanley cup run
>>142044559AWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO AWWWAWWAWOOOOOOO
>>142044580lmao
>>142044520Bedard, Chicago being good is worth a lot of shekels to the NHL. Expect them to get a few more favorable lottery ball bounces in the next few years.
>>142044626this link gave my computer a virus
>>142043982based tkachuk
>>142044461Gary is trying to rip it off, essentially tugging on his wiener
Oiler fans, we need to keep our chin up. Flames cucks out here laughing at our misery, and we can't let them have that.I'm proud of our team
Florida is the real state of hockey
>>142044626n1ggerman here to collect my bronze
>>142044760Thanks for paying for the new Wolf Den :3
>alberta suffers
>>142044674This. Bedard is gonna be a star with Chicago
Where does Reinhart go and for how much?
>>142044792>Fbased inspect element editor
>>142044626I was in the top 3 and then fell out since I predicted Dallas winning :(
>>142044900
>>142044778Didn't they win another ship this year already?ECHL I think?
>>142044900Edmonton for league minimum
>>142045003They did
>>142044904nah, I took the original screenshot
Good morning /hoc/It's a great day to once again say>1993
>>142044900kitties ($8M) or hongcouver ($13M)
>>142045074we don't post for credit here
Who makes it?
where are the trades gary?
>>142045431Retard
>>142045422Datsyuk 100%
>>142045220
>>142045431Posting one in 5 minutes
thinking about cold coffee and sh4ne wright
>>142045469>The #RedWings today acquired a 2nd round pick in the 2024 NHL Draft (originally Tampa’s) and forward Jesse Kiiskinen from the Nashville Predators in exchange for Andrew Gibson.I just had to ask
>>142043982Ahahaha the flamers really are cucks
>>142042818Bjurman never votes for swedes because he's afraid of being accused of favouritism and lose his spot with the big boys.The year Hedman won he had him 2nd or 3rd after Vasy and/or Kuch.
>>142042577What do you mean Aleksi Parkkinen is as finnish as mämmi and drowning in a swamp
>>142045676Sad
>>142045569
>After the game, Maurice was asked about his chance arrival in Florida, which came after his decision to leave the Jets in the middle of the 2021-22 season.>“Just lucky,” he said. “If I could have one thing more, it would be for the Winnipeg Jets to win the next Stanley Cup.
>>142042680That is not true at all. Barkov actually speaks Russian and his parents are 100% Russian.
>>142045563the jets must be the red-headed stepchild of the canadian franchisesthey are just all alone in their division
>>142045819tkachuk also speaks canadian and his parents are 100% canadian, dont see many people talking about that
>>142045861Carter Hart comeback?!?
>>142045569*stares down and intimidates your entire organization*
>>142045869This was recently debunked
What would the NHL be like if it was run by a goyim?
I think I also speak Canadianeh aboot sorry
>>142043391Any team only going above .500 only twice (including a shorten season) in 15 years would have dead crowd too.
>SharksPlease don't fuck up our picks this year
Shane Shite has shat his last
>>142045869>speaks canadian
>>14204592326 teams, fighting legal, no shootouts
>>142045891He’s gonna rape the league on his revenge tour
lmao this is the only time brady will ever be near the cup
>>142046015But not before he rapes our heart
>>142046015>He’s gonna rape thewell he certainly knows about rape
>>142045563isnt detroit in canada?
>>142046032Matty's not a true big bro is he didn't force Brady to touch it.
>>142045941What's proper etiquette for giving up on a GM, 3 years? 5 years?
>>142046067yesso are seattle and buffalo
>>142045891He’s heading to the khl
>>142046060That’s the joke anon. That’s the joke.
Tkachuk, Barkov and Lundell rode golf carts to a coffee shop at 8:30 AM after an all nighterhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CVqm96eHCHUAfter morning coffee they joined the rest of the team and fans at athe Elbo Room bar and took the cup to the beachhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C24qjtkBCZkParade route at Ft. Lauderdale (Sunday 11 AM)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SQ87ktB13VE
>>142046032whats up with that beer belly? that's a former top athlete?
>>142046067It's a border town with Ontario
>>142046074that would be child abuse
>>142046114Depends on what he's got to work with.I don't expect Pittsburgh to make the play-offs for a while, but still doubt Dubas will be moved.
>>142043074Gretzky has polish origins though
>>142046067Detroit is part of the Michigan Autonomous Province. It had to leave the USA in order to get the Victoria Cougars
>>142046114I'm giving him two years from this draft to make some solid progress on the team
>>142046160>work out a lot>eat a lot>retire>don't work out a lot>still eat a lotMany syuch cases. SAD!
three years, $5.75mmakar, mittelstadt, lehkonen all hitting UFA in 28
>>142046160He no longer works out and he probably drinks a lot. Not every retired player is Ironman Chara
>>142046285That also describes powerlifters
>>142046032Brady's fuckin ugly
>>142046114he's doing pretty well with his trades, obviously most of this kind of rebuild comes down to how they draft though. Going to the media and calling out that one russian scout who never went to work was pretty funny
>>142046368who fucking asked
>>142043228>CGTN I thought China didn’t care about hockey
>Stanley Cup Game 7: I'm told that the overnight rating is a 4.1. That probably puts the game's total audience over 6 million, which is a really good number for ABC and the league.that's it? the game 7s in 2011 and 2019 were close to 9 million
>hurrrrrrdurrrrrrrrr gaiz i realy want da cup>0 goals 0 assists 0 points 2 shots on goal in the final gameWhat the FUCK was his problem?
>>142046032do you reckon his bro is genuinely happy or deep down resentful and jealous?
>>142046428Sad
He has a 10+ year streak of correctly calling the cup winner for each final
>>142046435maybe he was thinking about the wedding
>>142046295What an amazing deal for Buff-ACK
>>142046428Gary killed hockey
>>142046445No way. Brady's a gem. He's happy for his bro.
>>142046462proof?
>>142046388you are ugly you benchod bloody bitch mother fuck
>>142046394Bruh your husbands legs lookin really hairy
>>142046428This is actually pretty grim
>>142046445He resents that his brother is more handsome and a better hockey player
>>142046435he's a bust
>>142046428not enough black people. fans are bored.
>>142045003So we have the official state of hockey going to FLThe Women's state of hockey going to MNand the Jr. development state of hockey going to MI, adding to that the IIHC WJHC gold.Good thing our national sport is Lacrosse, amiright leafbros
Good Morning /hoc/LMAO SOILERS
>>142046462the favorites win almost every year, the only true surprise in recent memory has been st louis
>>142046428Fewer people watch TV every year
>>142046428Why don't more Modern Day Canadians like hockey anymore?
>>142046612This. Even the NBA has declining ratings
>>142046579fresh..
>1993>1993>1993
>>142046467maybe he was thinking about his favorite trap novels
fuck tequila gonna get myself a bottle of whiskey and hope I don't wake up tomorrow (but I will)
The Red Wings today acquired a 2nd round pick in the 2024 NHL Draft (originally Tampa’s) and forward Jesse Kiiskinen from the Nashville Predators in exchange for Andrew Gibson.umm what was the point of this trade
what year will pwhl ratings pass nhl ratings
Who has time to watch TV when you have to work every applicable hour just to pay the rent??
>>142046663kys
>>142046495Part of it is the american broadcasters choose big cities over good match ups. Its why you saw games like detroit vs chicago for their hockey day in america in the regular season instead of actual good games between playoff ready teams from canada or smaller markets
>>142046692proof that canadians disguise themselves as Americans, kek
>>142046680Sounds like Trotz loves Andrew Gibson and fucking hates Jesse Kiiskinen
>>142045927looked it up and the rockies have averaged a 46% win percentage and 35% attendance
>>142046681Will the pwhl even exist in 5 years?
The galaxy IQ move for Edmonton would be to buyout Nurse's buyout-proof contract which gives them a two-year window until Connor's contract runs out, then go into a 4+ year dead cap rebuild whether they win or lose
>>142046721hatred for your unfunny shit is pretty international bitchboy
>>142046700small markets can't have great teamssize matters
>>142046700Also why Chicago won 1st overall for Bedard instead of Anaheim or Columbus then they won 2nd overall in a year where a winger side kick for Bedard is available
>>142046462teach me senpai
>>142046768Thanks for crying under your correct flag this time bud>1993
>>142046852>april 17 2022
>>142046844Pick the team with the most good ol' Ontario boys.Simple as.
Chicago vs Toronto cup final must be Bettman's wet dream
>Get up>Get on /hoc/>See Canadians coping and seething stillAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA
Flames won
>>142046428Raw was really good last night many such cases lately
>>142046885Only because he can't do Toronto vs NYR. This is why him staying until he dies is a good thing. Imagine the shit we'll see under Senile Gary
>tfw PoMo is 5-0 in game 7s
>>142046859you still haven't explained this joke yet.But it's a nice cope attempt I suppose.
>>142046976>bitchboy pretends to not understand 04/17/22>nice cope attemptoh the ironing
Why the fuck did Björnfot get to hoist the cup?Are they really going to petition for his name to be inscribed after one (1) regular season game?
>>142047019I literally don't are you ever gonna explain it or just keep being canadian?I get that the >1993 joke upset you alot anon. But you'll probably get over it eventually.
>>142046885Chicago vs Detroit or >rags is the league's dream SCF. Canadian teams in the SCF are bad for burger ratings whereas Canadians would still watch a ratings nightmare SCF like Seattle/Columbus.
>>142047069newfag retard
>>142046885At this point Gary would have rigged it for Toronto if he cared about the market
>>142046795>mom i posted it again
>>142047069figure it out on your own retard kwab
>>142046874that was edmonton...
Who needs a pipe when the rivers of alberta are overflowing with edmumbai tears
>>142047189I don't have to because I'm American. Now back to your correct flag samir.>1993
>>142047049No cap or roster limit in the playoffs so after their AHL postseason ended, like ten extra players practiced with the teamHope they petition Uvis Balinskis to have his name engraved with his 26 games (need 40+ to automatically get in)
>Calgary still doesn't have any water>Edmonton still has no Cup
>>142046795McDavid has made these guys so much money it's insane. Talking about Bouchard making 10m+, imagine if he was on Anaheim or something. He'd be lucky to get 3m. RNH and Hyman should name their children after him.
>>142046514She purchased a cardboard cutout of barclay goodrow, I don't think the legs are the red flag here
>>142047206yeah 11 vs 8 for the panthers for playoff rosters
>1993
>>142046462he always predicts that "you people" will win the cup tho
>>142047354-ACK
>>142047252>edmumbai
>>142047360>You peopleyeah this time he meant the Florida Panthers. Comon it was obvious.
>laffs>ruins>rags>soilers>1993
>>142047419Has a don cherry situation ever happened on american tv?
Why do all the canadians in here smell like BITCH today?>1993
My Leafs won't choke in the Finals like all these other scrub canadian franchises that nobody cares about. Too bad I'm a masochist and just want the Leafs to rebuild and miss the playoffs for a few years. So Canada will have to wait until Canadas Team can get there :^) we appreciate your support, lesser fans!
Any suggestions on hockey youtubers to watch?PSI really like failed sci-fi authors.
>>142047448that guy who called that womens basketball team nappy headed hoes was pretty based
>>142047448They don't let anyone near that based talk on a microphone anymore except Trump
>>142047476do you by any chance like fat dumpy retards who drink soda 24/7? because there might be a candidate
>>142043982i have a feeling reddit will suddenly like tkachuk now
1993 lives on
Honest question, do Floridians even care about hockey? I grew up in Missouri and there was like 2 people who watch hockey. I find it hard to believe that NHL teams actually get much support outside the north.
>>142047476ever read the Book of Mormon? thrills and chills
>>142047550WE DID IT /hoc/>1993
oilers saved the panthers goalie from going into a psych wardbased good guys
>>142047518Yeah, and if it's also a basement dweller who loves wrasslin we might have hit the jackpot.
>>142047476I just don't know swede....
>>142047448Barkley has gotten away with making fun of San Antonio women
>>142047550He should go ski some more.
>>142047448One time Kanye said George Bush doesn't care about black people shit was mad cash
>>142047550
>>142047651Forget Gary, Colin Campbell just handed his son his 2nd Cup.
If theres one thing upon which we can all agree it's>1993
>>142047577the pearl of great price has the real kino
17.4.2022
>>142047674Don cherry said brown people dont wear poppies, not the same thing retard
he forgot to switch it backAGAIN>1993
>>142046160After the lockout he speared himself and was so out of shape he retired. He had the nickname Keith fatfuck
>>142047448no, no way the amerigoys step out of line near their masters
>>142047683Couldhard, R Schumacher, Häkkinen and Fisischella were better for the sport.Schumi was boring and literally ran his opponent off the track in order to win his first championship.Should have been DQd that race and lost.
>>142047577And it came to pass that yay, yay, it truly was a bore
>>142046454He looked like he was emotionally overwhelmed when they showed him on camera. He was travelling back and forth between Edmonton and Florida for spite. Genuine 100%
Meruelo's daughter unprivated all her socials maybe she's buying the team lmao
It's actually hilarious how mad the Cantadians get at>1993posting I thought they were used to it by now but holy fuck it still works like a charm.
>>142047925this but for raped bitch and the raped bitch meme
>>142047846>Schumi was boring and literally ran his opponent off the track in order to win his first championship.>Should have been DQd that race and lost.He tried it again a few years later and got disqualified for real
>>142047448Yes https://youtu.be/qrtkiOuJPro?feature=shared
>>142042626state looks like a hockey stick kinda
>>142047882Lombergini is 5'9" btw
>>142047916shes pretty busted for a billionairess
>>142042626They're just better than Canadians at hockey.Simple as.>1993
>>142047916>Yes, autism is hereditary and can run in families. In fact, it's considered one of the most heritable disorders, with an estimated 40–80% of the risk of autism spectrum disorder (ASD) being due to genetic factors.
>>142047916maybe she's selling feet pics
>>142044904i'm an MS Paint editori'm flattered
pirated television doesn't have Nielsen ratings
>>142048087cope i call them to manually enter my viewership
>>142048087High on copium, Gary?
>>142048067femautists dont exist
>1993Also, Connor McDavid is a bitch
>>142047882Achievable natty?
nobody watched edmonton vs florida? wow imagine that
>>142047567I like watching it if that's what you mean
>>142047916Why does her face look like that? FAS?
>>142048222I listened to UT’s play by play
>>142048287If it's her mother at 0:10 it probably is FAS.
Not sure I can stomach a soccer game but we'll see
>>142047567To them it's like finding a paper currency on the street, "Oh, cool" and then they move on with their day. They care about things like this for 2 seconds maximum.
Shifty Shellshock died
>tfw wake up to see Canadians still seething>1993
>>142048379if you watched the panthers play, you should be ready for the diving at least
>>142048439whomst?
Half hour until hall of fame announcements
>>142048379A much better fitting sport for your people
>>142047882is this real
>burgers think 1993 bothers us>they don’t know that the laffs west winning the cup would be infinitely worse and insufferable for anyone that isn’t a coilers fan
Bruins should have won it allRangers should have won it allFucking Panthers cheated and I hope they get investigated.
>>142048587as real as April 17 22
>>142042626its Americas huge penis
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>>142047916/hoc/ needs a hype woman
>>142042668
>>142047567They seem like the type of market that, even if they do care about hockey or their team, they’d stop giving a shit as soon as the team is back in a rebuild and not competing
>>142048775Remembet that florida man who tried to sail across the altantic. This is him now. Feel old yet?
>>142048775>In the year 2024 the Florida Panthers won the Stanley Cup. They took it out to sea and lost control of it. The Cup was swept out to see never to be sean again. Because of this no Canadian team will ever win the cup again>1993
>>142048775its a fake cup anyways
>>142048227creppy
>>142048775>guys?>wheres the stanley cup?
>>142048775Clean it up jannie.
>score 8 5 5>then score 1How?
>>142048609Really? I thought all of Canada was rooting for the oilers
When do we usually find out the names engraved on the cup?
>>142048775Literal plastic cup floating in the water a real one would've sunk to the bottom of the ocean
>>142048775Only in a white man’s sport can the trophy swim
>>142048937What does he do to that poor Stanley Cup™?
>>142048775the censored part is a penois?
>>142048932The Sharks are finally getting the Cup
spencer knight lifted the cup before connor mcdavid
>>142048564who's eligible this year?
>>142049001>>142049009Kek
>>142048977It’s hollow which gives it buoyancy
>>142049010So did Okposo lmao
>>142048775>>142049009We found it floating in the ocean. But then it washed up on shore... fugg
>>142048658Bruins weren’t winning squat, they were lucky to not get swept. The rags put up a decent fight
>>142049009kekor the Whalers
>>142048888CHECKED
>>142048964That’s already been released
>>142049009
Did McGayKid play last two games?
Stars winning it next because Gary hates northerners. Lets go Jennysisters
>>142049005Barkov was skinny dipping. You know how Finns are with nudity
>>142049009heh
>someone else gloating about winning quick bring up the stars!
>>142049246As in was present? Arguable.As in playing the game? No.
>>142049246Mentally he was on vacation
>>142049187Cool thanks for linking it
>>142049389You're welcome bud
Whats Evander Kane up to now? He sulking in Vegas?
It’s almost too soulful for human eyes to witness
it has been prophesized
>>142049449What does an NHL coach even do?
>>142049074yeah and if it was solid metal or whatever that shit would be dangerous lifting up over your head. you could fucking die or at the very least fall on your ass. not that hockey players are particularly weak, but still
>>142049449You can literally hear his thoughts>I am so fucking glad these retards on this retarded team didn't fuck this up like the retards they are
Everyone is calling Detroit retarded right now, what's the Yzerplan here?
>>142049449I’m sad Gudas didn’t get to win :(
>>142049247
>>142049577Sad
>>142049519they are like their dad
>>142049436kek, where has Kane been? Was he scratched for the final series?
>>142048962We all hate the coilers and the laffsMost of us hate the hasbs too when they are competitive because their fans become annoying af again
>>142049577that's the pick they acquired from nashville earlier today
>>142049577That's actually baffling.
>>142049436He’s heading g to Vegas right now to gamble away the money he earned betting against the oilers
>>142049449kino cup-raise
>>142049080The prophecy of dubs that predicted my islanders winning next year... could it be?
>>142049577>future considerationsLmao. A literal IOU
>>142049577looks like reparations
>Trade confirmed: Corey Perry to [your team]how do you respond?
>>142049577They need the cap space for Kane
>>142049577>Future considerationsHaha you enjoy those Red Wangs
>>142049449Beautiful
>>142049577Gary made the call
>>142049259no shame in the bare human form like God intended
>>142049884It's about time he came to Long Island
>>142049436His exwife is trying to cuck him with tkachuk
>>142049519Scream at the players for playing like shit
>>142049884
>>142049884He is 39. He will announce his retirement.
>>142049449>Kyle interviewing Bob -almost blow it- rovski>SN misses the most soulful, iconic and sure to be most remembered, moment of the ship.
>>142049884At least my team is making the finals
as a fan or athlete of the sport I’d be insulted if people drank alcohol from the champions cup or dipped it in the ocean
>>142049577>two years left at 3.4mDid walman do a sex crime or something? I thought he was decent
>>142049577They are trading for Jacob Trouba
>>142050178ESPN missed Barkov lifting the cup first. Absolutely shit production all around.
>>142050201
what were they thinking/saying to each other?
>>142050324That’s kinda based desu
Barkov passed the cup to Bobrovsky first, rather than to Okposo or Ekblad)))))
>>142050233How do you miss the first guy getting handed the cup directly from the commissioner
>>142050330>contragulates. we lost>just like my islanders
>>142050201It's been left in a cab, thrown off a hotel, thrown in a pool, cummed on probably 1000's of times.... just to name a few.Stan's celebrations redefine what it means to be a champion. I'd put my mark on it too.
>>142050350Yeah he’s totally (((Finnish)))
>>142050233Is this true?
>>142050330>At least, I didn't lost 8 - 1.
>>142050330>fag>fag
>>142050201The stars dropped it off a balcony and dented it when celebrating at Dimebags house
>>142050201Makar drank slushy out of it
>>142050350Islanders lose again
>>142049449This will go down as one of the most iconic cup raises in history
>>142050123When will he announce his marriage to bedard’s mom?
>>142050482It's a big cup for the little girl.
>>142050482this yall goat?
>>142050324Cute :3
i would fill the cup with bird seed and let my winged friends partake in victory wit hme
why does every mike grier trade come across so sketchy lmao
>april 17 2022>april 17 2022>april 17 2022
>>142050529Didn’t know that. Based
>>142050324>>142050346
>>142050670is this ebonics?
>>142050704>takes barclay goodrow from the rags for free>demands yzerman throw in a 2nd rounder to take their salary dump
If I were a GM I would simply not make bad trades and instead make good trades
>>142050805y'all is southern vernacular
>>142050806Sounds like you should have went to Boston University, Yzerbitch
I would eat ice cream out of the Stanley cup
McDavid KWAB
Steve Uh-Zear-Mun
LOOK AT THIS>1993
Sad
>>142050806Dependent on what free agency and the draft bring this might be the offseason everything starts coming together.
>>142050330"You'll win next year тoвapищ""Thanks Bob"
>>142050482I knew a guy who was openly jealous of bieber's life. He married a balkan muslim girl and secretly fed her family pork because he hated them which i'm pretty sure is highly illegal
>>142051003
>>142050969https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h15m87WsCHQimmensely based
>>142050969Always an excuse.He was holding in a big poopy the whole series, that's why he was playing like shit.
I need this image but with Gary
>>142051064He should have just admitted he was a fag.
1993
>>142049449Right before he screams FUCK YEAH FUCK YEAH!!!
>>142051081Based
>>142051064Sounds weird. Having a Muslim wife must be nice since she won’t divorce/cheat on you
SO which one did it end up being?
>Roenick gets in but Mogilny doesn'tWhat a joke
>>142051171lol
>>142051114That’s a picture of a two time cup winner and a choke artist
>>142051143People meme on biebs but he's been drowning in money, pussy, drugs and fame for his entire life which I guess if you're a piece of shit you really envy
>>142047882Gigachad
>>142051247ngl I thought that he was already in it
>>142050969>But miraculously somehow only during games 1,2,3 & 7
>>142051207Gary’s inability to sell jerseys
>>142051282he was a cantwin so its a bit surprising
>>142051109based soupy
>>142051247Sad
>>142051343What the fuck
>>142051207>>142051320My theory is raped bitch is posting with two different IPs. Clear as day once you see it
So Canada did win something
>>142042818Brooksy lost his vote?Isn't he the head for the writers association or whatever it'scalled?
>only 3 players got inFucking retards, a bunch of good players are retiring right now and they only limit it to 4 players ever year. Can’t do anything right
WAKE UP>1993IS STILL ALIVEEEE
>>142051343
>>142051420MEDS
Ladies and gentleman, your Conn Smythe Winner!!!
>>142051262>money, pussy, drugs and fameAre actually pretty easy to acquire if you really want them. People just Belieb they can't, so they don't try. 100% truth
>>142051343the highest paid nhl player ever after crosby and ovechkin
>>142051431Can't wait until Edmonton raises a banner in acknowledgement of their historic pizza delivery cup run.
>>142051432There was a change of plans
>>142051431in history THUS FAR!!!!
>>142051454Based affirmation ducky gonna have an exciting day :)
>>142051492
>>142051431>Boston Pizza is there for hungry and depressed canashitsYou're welcome you ungrateful canatards>1993
>>142051343I heard he played for the Kelowna Rockets
>>142051550The names Torts....John Torts
>>142051536Sad
>>142051550But seriously, he used to have a vote, no?
>>142051519I thought he was the next crosby
>>142051614silence zogbot
>>142051492>"Well actually, I think Ken Klee should be in the hall of fame instead"
I’m not making the next thread
>>142051431>30,000 Halal Pizzas
us boy make that bread Im getting hungry over here
>>142051737hey man crosby lost his first cup appearance
>>142051519>He has a base tan in this interviewLittle dickhead was soaking up the sun in Miami, fuck him
>>142051614God pasta was humiliated that day
>>142051797Make sure it's flames themed
Good
they induct multiple women into the hall every year now?
>>142051868They played a good team
>>142051871Yeh it was a sad display by Pasta
>>142051965>>142051965>>142051965New
>>142051868His didn't take a majority of his career to get to.
>>142051891#numaleswon
>>142050969>McGaykid needs his taint sown back shut and Dry-Saddle will need extra sack time
>>142051519Imagine being the guy that devalued the Conn Smythe to Cope Smith
>>142051996early
>>142051510Okay now what
>>142046000Embellishment is a 5 minute major/ 10 minute game misconduct. The Florida Floppers and Edmonton Plummetors can both fuck off.
>>142047567Idk if you know this about FL, especially South FL, but it’s filled to the brim with icebacks and Yankees.
>>142048379i tried a few days ago and man lol what a dogshit sport
