Maurice Edition
>only 3 nhl playersFucking retards
>1993>1993
McDavid KWAB
>>142051965>>142051965>>142051965>>142051965>>142051965>>142051965>>142051965
a ton of beers in but don't feel drunk yetI guess drinking on back-to-back nights is a waste of money
rigged league, but 1993 is funnier so fuck it.
You guys know what would be funnyWhat if Flo Rida released a new song called Panthers, that would be epic
Fuck Don Sweeney
Should we even allow Canadians into /hoc/ anymore?They clearly can't play hockey>1993
>>142052132Is it bad to be drunk and go into the sauna Finn-Bro?
>>142052200Play la bama!
>>142052209I've never tried it might be dangerous because the stove is hot as hell>>142052190a wild upi appears
>>142052190blacks, or rather the jews that produce their albums, will exploit anything to make a buck, so I wouldn't doubt it. Shit, gary will even have him perform at the next winter classic, for a fee, of course.
>>142052209Nah real man sauna bare ass with plenty of beer
>carey price missed the hall of fame this year because he decided to a retard and play 4 games in 2022Sad
People in edmonton are seething so hard that us calgarians are celebrating >b-but we were canada's teamnoI hope tkachuck brings the cup here for a parade.
>>142052339muh favorite
Florida Man hockey team from Sunrise blows 3-0 lead; still wins Stanley Cup
>>142052339I hope his evil monk is there
Calgarytards really are a special kind of retarded
Where my Lightning bros at?
>>142052398hit the showers, Calgary
>>142052398To Egypt? Is that where your family is from?Fucking immigrants.
So was he really injured or is it copium for not scoring any goals in the last two games?
>>142051965Did you guys see Maurice's interview after winning the cup? It was very candid and heartfelt. It was a beautiful moment.>"Well Dad, now your name is engraved with your heroes. Beliveau, Richard, Lindsay... Maurice."
kwabotyoat
>>142052372>$2,000,000 extra dollars to play 4 games and get prime health treatment, meal-planning, access to top-of-the-line facilities>ohhh noeees I have to wait another year for the inevitableRetard.
>>142052398Maybe he can bring you some water bottles for you to bathe with while he's at it
oh yeah, now everyone acknowledges the kitties talent when I've been saying they were elite for years
Can’t believe the mutts law poster got in
flamer fags just get BTFO'd every time they post. Why do they even try?
>>142052505Nah, that's just how long the saddledome would last if they let it be. In the running for the next wonder of the world
>>142052549He would have gotten paid anyways
how is carey price a hall of famer
So now that the dust has settled why did Gary betray his tribesman?
>our former star player that forced his way out of town won da cup dat means we won da cup too
>>142052663read the rest of the post, retard.
>shit player who never won anything gets in on his first ballotSad
All these other scrub canadian teams should stop trying and just let Canadas Team the Toronto Maple Leafs cruise to the cup. They might not have gotten to the finals, but once they get there they win. I appreciate your support. :)Reminder: The ONLY team in NA playoff history to ever come back from 0-3 to win the Cup is still MY Toronto Maple Leafs. Stay mad. Stay upset. Stay jealous. :^)
>>142052602I never doubted the Kitties while posting on /hoc/Except for the time I called them fucking fraud retards that had no fucking clue what they were doing and couldn't find a dick if it was hiding in their ass because they're so fucking goddamn stupid.But otherwise I always supported the Kitties.
Arizona isn't happening again and Utah is already having problems. Do other leagues try to force teams in non traditional markets? Gary is retarded honestly
Flames and Islanders
>>142052209Depends. You dont wanna fall asleep at the sauna. But at the same time its pretty common to drink and sauna (verb) at the same time. Also having a (single) sauna beer while saunaing greatly enhances the relaxationT diff poster
>>142052672Basically carried the canadiens from being a last place club every year, he was a sensation, every Canadian kid who played goalie wore 31 and mimicked Carey Price. Also 2014 Olympics he allowed 1 goal in 3 elimination games.
>>142052625Based Rouninkihttps://youtu.be/-z4gYW5nnBE?si=dloKWV2nS92W-kwS&t=5
>>142052830Are hockey teams! Wow! Yay Anon! You did it!Now do you know what league they play in??
flameschads...we did it
>>142052885Hey bud can you share your draft picks with /hoc/
>>142052885Major League Hockey est. April 17 2022
I'm watching TSN and they're showing Lanny McDonald and Mike Gartner calling guys and telling them they're going to the hall. God, lanny mcdonald is a beaut, such a salt of the earth canadian
It's ok yzerplan bros. I know we've been sucking walman's dick for a few years but we had to make room for justin holl to play
>>142052698What else? The sheckels, of course
>>142052773MLB has a similar situation going on with the Oakland Athletics. Announced they are moving to Vegas, but now they will spend the next 3-4 season in Sacramento. It's funny to see these teams trying to sucker the people into paying for their stadiums and getting shot down
>>142052713Shea weber was a dawg, regular 26 min defenceman with a slapshot that rivals al macinnis
Florida IS Canadas team
>>142052713He won gold for canada five times and he's based
Can you imagine stooping this low?
>>142053000Got lanny's autograph as a kid in a doctors office waiting room. he wrote "anon, shoot for the stars. lanny" What a beauty.
Soccer is so fucking boring
Mark your calendars
reminder
>>142053233You're in a /hoc/ thread/hoc/ stands for hockey
If i got a best player award for a series i lost i wouldnt want it desu. Please fuck off and let me cry in peace
>>142053213Having this much hatred for a rival is kino
>>142053297What does trb stand for
>>142053239Kraken? Thats a loss for the lamesOilers that def a loss for the lamesCanucks oh god the lames are fuckedJets well you're probably gettin fucked againLove the schedule so far. Very nice, impressive.
>>142053239why are the flaming homosexuals the cancucks playing a central team in the preseason?
Janmark shoulda got the Conn Smythe not McFraud who says no?!?
>>142053360>Ahhh I got caught acting like a retard again! I'll act upset about it nowWhy are "THEY" like this?
If he was most valuable why he no score???
>>142053437No one, not even Conman himself, thinks he should have gotten the Cope Smith
I took a greyhound through calgary in my late teens. Really depressing bus depot they had
>>142051965Press L to laugh at McMeme.
>>142053233Just like my islanders
>>142053437Eckholm shoulda got the Conn Smythe not McFraud who says no?!?
>>142052443all part of Gary's plan to accumulate maximum shekels
>>142053503You took a GreyhoundWhen you do that you expect depression
I think Atlanta needs a 3rd attempt
>>142053503The land beside the bus depot is toxic due to a chemical company dumping cresote
Im going to become the biggest Utah Hockey Club fanGo.. Mormons?
>>142053360Its an inside joke that goes back to a playoff elimination game between the leafs and the islanders
>>142053686>be callgaryian>get poisoned>water main explodes and kills you
>>142053661Retard
>>142053830The cresote flowed under the river and is slowly moving under a neighbourhood. Can't have a well in that area kek
>offseason /hoc/grim
>>142053756It derailed a persons life who now spends every waking moment on a personal (losing) crusade against this general
In the 5 latest season, at least 1 final team has been from the state of Florida.Why? Taxes. Players are ok about having lower salaries because of non-existing taxes in the state. How do we fix this problem?The cap-era was supposed to make the NHL fair but it is obvious that the current system benefits team from certain Sunbelt states
Canada Business Idea: Import Floridians instead of pajeets so you can get better at hockey.
So what do we do now guys? I'm already bored
>>142054052Third world shit
Retard
How many floridians are on the cup? I wonder which states still dont have a winner on it
>>142054117Convince all the socialist states/provinces to abolish taxes
Which canadian province will become the Florida of Canada and have close to zero taxes for the rich?
>>142054117how about not letting the taxes account for the cap
>>142054089Just a bit of cheeky banter innit
>>142054275Hawaii, probably.
>McAss>McBum>McCrap>McDookie>McError>McFaggot>McGay>McHorrid>McIck>McJoke>McKike>McLoser>McMush>McNothing>McOff>McPoop>McQuack>McRetard>McShit>McTravesty>McUseless>McVile>McWuss>McX'd>McYikes>McZilch
McDidntRead
>>142054119Hindu shit skins play hockey in Canada?
>>142054513Mc1993
THE GOOSE IS LOOSE
Business idea: The Calgary Flames of Jacksonville
>>142054536They try but they get heem'd pretty badly like khaira
>1993>1993>1993
Glad the ebin statpadder mr garbage time didnt win a cupCaptcha HOMO8
Was giving up a good defenseman and a second round pick for literally nothing part of the Yzerplan?
>>142054536There's a big Indian kid putting up silly numbers for the "Winnipeg Thrashers," he'll probably get drafted fairly high but might be a sizebabby
>>142054364>General Sales tax mapprobably alberta
>laffs
>>142054586All Canadian teams have to relocate to Florida, per the terms of this StanLee Cup. The Pensacola Maple Leafs will be my hometown team!
>Wings are still in talks with pending UFA D Shayne GostisbehereThey're doing WHAT? Is Yzerman stupid? Why do they want that liability back
>>142054513Here's your Mc, bro
>>142054837>Dump a good defenseman and pick for nothing so you can sign the 0 defensive acumen PP merchantKek.
Does anyone in Florida have some form of social security? Can the state afford that if no one is paying taxes
>>142054275>statestheres still a handful of states that have never had a player hit the ice in an NHL game
If your team ever trades for "future considerations" they're ngmi
>>142054663Walman is a 2.5 pair D, so not really called good.
>>142055023They all offset their lack of income tax with revenue from other types of taxes, such as sales and property taxes
>>1420550484d chess
>>142054663>contract: $3.4m>projected cap space: almost $33mWhyd they give up assets to move someone when they're not capstrapped at all
>>142054591based
>>142055048Plenty of them do it. It could literally be a beer the next time they meet.
>>142055023It's all rich New York and Canadian retirees north of Miami
>>142055251Y'know if teams don't like this why not get a goon?
>>142054847one day I'm going to find out where the hockey wife clones come from and I'm going to get one for myself
>>142055251>squatting down in shit position
>>142055023most tax burden is federal and there's 9000 direct and indirect ways to tax you. it's nothing more than a gimmick
Not a day goes by where the canadian cuck softpusy supporter seethes about my Minnesota Wild.
>>142051965Based
>>142055342Is it now?Why am I not a rich retiree then?
>>142055204Must be a locker room thing
>>142055416A shit gimmick for retards you might say
>>142055368There's a dating app that a lot of pro hockey players use. It's invite only. The vast majority of the chicks on there follow the bottle blonde bimbo model.
>>142055360Don't let (((gary))) see this post.
>>142054784Why is it so low in Shitberta and so high in Coontreal?
>>142055497the plastic woman who sits behind the Stars' bench is a bimbothese girls are not bimbos
Maurice was so yakked on coke during the interviews lol
>>142055459I bet you're a young Cuban gardener fucking GILFs while their husbands are away playing golf
>>142052443Can you really say they blew it if they won the cup?
>>142055554directly proportional to level of government infiltration
>>142055581Based
>>142052713Poile was a fool for trading him.
>>142053239kraken will win both games.
2024 has marked the 10th straight season a London Knight has won the Stanley Cup
>>142055603I'm a loser working a boring IT job cause he didn't know what he wanted to do at 18 so 10 years on this is all there is
>>142055616What the FUCK would he know about winning cups. He had Fleury, Crosby (and Nash), Malkin, Letang, Cullen, Murray, Kessel and Bonino carrying his ass.
I just want Lindy to bring us back.
C O N N SMYTHED
>>142055632They blew the lead not the series
>1993
>>142053552
>>142055874Is this his roster photo on his 2041 cup-chasing season with the canucks?
>>142055879They blew garys johnson no tthe lead
>>142055697awh fuck yeha nigga!
>Next finals>Lightning vs Panthers
You're a fool if you didn't think this series was going to be rigged to 7 games and a sunbelt victory. Then again, you probably also didn't think the NFL would rig taylor swift's team to a super bowl so she could kiss her "boyfriend" on the field after the game. All sports are the same as hollywood. Scripted for the highest return on investment.
>>142055956he'll get a cup in '42 cap this
Is there some sort of Florida Panthers season recap production coming to youtube or anywhere? Im looking for shit to watch
>>142056162If you can script how a puck flies through the air you're a literal god
I was at work last night so I missed the game thread. Just wanted to say;lol fuck the Deadmonton Oilels
>>142056162>oy gevalt>stop telling our secrets!
>>142056212Gary knows vile jew magic
>>142056212You can script when penalties are called and when certain teams get powerplays, retard.
SOULLESS
>>142055874kind of looks like Thor who has a robotic looking kitchen
>Game 4 score 8 goals>Game 5 score 5 goals>Game 6 score 5 goals again>Game 7 AAAHHH I CAN ONLY SCORE 1 GOALwhat the fuck was their problem?
>>142056348buy YOURS now for the low price of $49.99, plus taxes and fees and handling.
>>142056348I'm glad I already own some jerseys, because there's no way I'm giving fanatics money.
>>142056348Name a sunbelt team with soul?
>>142056325Didnt the Oilers have a 95% PK or some shit?
>>142056454Doesn't matter. gary and his tribe always seem to find a way to tilt the ice in the direction that favors them the most.
>>142056348soul
F L A M E SLAMES
Kitties desu
>>142056265all my hoc memes are just gonna sit on my hd for another year
>>142056423Oy vey why do you hate the NHL goy? Do you want to see it fail?
>>142056526Why would he want a team with no fans to win?When the Panthers start sucking again it'll go right back to no fans
>>142056531>meshkwab
>>142056444our canesies :)
>>142056390Game 6 was actually 3 goals, if you ignore the empty netters
for some reason i thought roenick got into the hall like a decade ago in his first or second year of eligibility. him getting inducted in the same year as shea weber broke my brain a little bit
>>142052339the last wong to be considered elite
finna get crunk tomorrow to celebrate the cats' big win, and the soilies' death
>>142056608Hes growing the game bigot
>>142056186Their youtube (@flapanthers) is pretty gudAmazon followed Tkachuk around among other stars around the league so that thing's coming out in like 8 months
>>142056608because now they have new fans and A LOT of new jersey sales.
just hit 'em with a cheeky little bop to open up the way to the cup
AAAAAAAAAH HAHAHAHA
>>142056846no one cares about ice hockey in florida. dont pretend like anyone knows what hockey is in florida
>>142056820Nice
>>142056531Those ones don't have half the soul of pic rel
>>142056348>>142056531Hate the obsession with mesh designs, looks cheap yet they're asking for 30 minimum.
>>142056777Checked. Too bad that one leaf 93 triggers so easily seems to have given up for today.
>>142056918hahaha, seeeeeeeething. Go cry into your 7 soiler jersey hanging in your closet you good little goy.
>>142056700Haven't won the Cup since the world was black and white, yet every year we hear the same old shit
>>142057014Where's the sharks
>>142057014uhhh where are the sharks?
>>142057014pictured: six teams that haven't done fuck all in the past decade.
got a 107 on my midterm
got 100% on my didnt ask test
>>142057250>tfw you automatically get a 108 for signing your namekwab
>>142057136Just like my islanders
>>142057136Hawks fought bigotry and won, sending Perry to the Oilers and sealing their doomed fate.That's something. That's 2 things.
>he takes summer classeskiddo, i was fucking bitches and getting wasted for my summers back in the day
>>142057003sadness... I think he's a lames fan though so alot of things probably trigger him. I dunno how ya'll Canadians put up with Calgary being apart of your country.
>>142057395They employed two rapists for 15 years just because they could play a little puck
>>142057014Fucking FAKE AND GAAY
>>142057576My mistake, 3 things.
Am i too late to laugh about >1993I had not internet when i was out camping, anyway KWAC
>>142057003found yourself a new boogeyman huh
>>142057460no one cares that you spent your weekly gas station attendant wages at madame cumae's house of pleasure.
>>142052398>I hope tkachuck brings the cup here for a parade.what an absolute cucked mindset>I hope the guy who doesn't play for us anymore gives us our participation trophy!!!
Who will be in the SCF next year?
>>142057014Sad
>>142057861My Penguins (:
>>142057840>participationIt's not even that. You can't even argue that the flaming homosexuals participated this season.
>>142057861Let's just wait for free agency to end before we start making sweeping predictions
>>142057703just like no one cares about your i-failed-and-desperately-need-to-keep-up-with-my-friends-because-otherwise-i'll-fall-behind-and-lose-out-on-valuable-netoworking-opportunities midterms
>>142057861Red Wings vs. Kraken.Screenshot this post RIGHT NOW.
>>142057651You are never too late to laugh about >1993Some Canadians were losing their fucking shit earlier and seem to have rage quit /hoc/>1993
>>142057014JENJenifer, even
>>142057981holy fucking seething retard, batman.
>>142055204They're bringing up lefty kids. Someone has to go.
>>142058115this isn't your blog, sidekick
>>142057840also its not even that he doesnt play for them anymorehe demanded to get away from them
>>142058031One's still here, but puttering. I can see him now, sitting next to his phone cutting out locks of hair while cry-singing O'Canada
I was seriously about to be so pissed at these fucking tards if they ruined >1993
>>142058184learn how to follow a 4chan comment chain, retard.
>>142058333Checked
>>142057250Women's hockey players study each other's anatomy
I just watched the game. McDavid looked absolutely buck broken lmao and 0 points in the last 2 games. The tripping call to Tkachuk what was that lol.Stars bros we could have been the champions. I dont know if Draisaitl was playing injured but I dont want it in our team.
>>142058149Just bury him in the minors then
>>142057003He's indian. Nobody would care to defend the honour of cucknada unless you're a jeet. Just like burgers who get upset at mutt jokes are hispanic
>>142051965Talking about hockey here in the offseason? That's off topic.
>>142058576>stars enjoyer>>142057861Nobody knows. We love hockey because it's all luck and flukes.
>0 Goals>0 Assists>0 Points>0 SOGwhat the FUCK was his problem?
>>142057623Rags sisters... our response?
Even his mom knew that it was a foolish dream he had
Wrestlefags OUT
>>142058885his mom always doubted himit was his dad that recognized the talent
>>142058865>it was riggedgary won't like this one
>>142058956>talent
>>142058829wittle baby hurt his fingy :(
GUYS GUYS GUYSTATE MACRAE
>>142058865This is kinda a cool pic and I'd totally save it and repost it if it weren't for wrestlefags ruin our /hoc/ threads
>>142058829apprently a broken rib, his skating looked like fucking garbage through the whole finals
>>142054371cool it with the anti-semitic remarks
>>142058995>my rigged sport is cooler than your rigged sport, but at least mine still hides it!kek, what a faggot.
>>142058980i wouldnt expect you to understand
>>142058719Yeah, or keep him. A #2 pick has value.
>>142058829
>>142059095Correct, I don't look at other dudes for their gay sex potential like you do.
>>142055023the property tax is where they get you
>>142059146naw youre too busy hooking up with trannies
>American father>Canadian mother I bet the leafs would want to use some jewish tricks to claim that Tkachuk is Canadian
>>142058980Whatd you just say about my son?
>>142059046wrestling is the favorite sport of autistic childrenI.E.(YOU)
Do we have any good clips of the crowd in Edmonton dying on the inside
>>142059202No thats a finnish thing
>>142059146I think he meant hockey talent lolgaaaay
>>142059133JEJ
>>142059231smash or pass the sister
>>142059133kek
>>142059238(i need) RIOT LIVESTREAM NOW
>>142059192no, I am not Jim Norton.
>>142059242is that rat boy fagcuck? I hate him so much. Fuck treliving btw. Huberpoo has AIDS
>>142057913>>142058205Insane copeflames won yesterday, get over it
>>142059133I got the joke but didn't laugh.
>>142056846I went to a playoff game in Florida and the people behind me didn't understand why you pull a goalie during a delayed penalty
>>142059332
>>142059336Actually the Panthers won
>>142059356The wrong florida won this time.
sorry lads, couldn't watch or post here because my mom was in the hospital.just dropping by to laugh at mcgaykid before the offseason is in full swing
>>142059242beautiful water
>>142053255Embarrassing that they even made it to the finals.
>>142059264Yeah the finns would claim since Barkov is 1/2 "finnish" and Tkachuk is 1/8 "Ukrainian" therefore he is also kinda Finnish.
>>142054452McInvisible
>>142059316its ok, you wont admit in front of everyone of else but we both know the true
>>142059400did I give you permission to talk to me, Mustalainen?
>>142055497Probably the same one that celbes use. It's where all the 9/10s and 10/10s go.
>>142059431shut the fuck up weeb noone asked
>Clean it up McJanny
What's next for them?
>>142054847They are only a few days old.
How did Roenick get into the HoF before Mogilny and Zetterberg? I thought he had no chance because league hates him
>>142059400that's why we sell our garbage to michigan, clean it up fatty
>>142059636Big decision. They might go back to orange home jerseys again.
>>142059636kinda obvious
>>142059636Funeral service and candlelight vigil celebrating the life and accomplishments of Connor McDavid which were tragically cut short after taking his own life.The service is expected to be 15 minutes long.
reading some random NHLers' bios, it is so obvious that all of them are part of hockey mafia. so many of them are literally related, and either knew someone, or studied with someone, etc. you can't break into the NHL as a random kid no matter how good you are. you need a lot of money and a lot of connections.
>>142059765The nhl is like 100k players now. Any shitter can get in.
>>142059765yes, that's why you didnt make it, for sure.
>>142059700Well, they pay you to suicide in canada. Program is called "rake yourself for fast cash". Go Trudy!
LMAO
>>142059636Relocate
>>142059683Edmonton Gretas
>>142059909>Can I uhhhhh get uhhhhh motherfucking uhhhh.... nothing
>>142059981is it the smugness that makes my dick so hard?
>>142059909What is he doing thoughbeit
>>142060014
>>142059909unleash the plan already
Idk I’m feeling pretty smug rn. Looks like habs fans actually were regarded and I was right. Tbf they were pretty clearly coping about taking Reinbacher, but still
Interviewer: Connor, thanks for joining us. The Stanley Cup finals didn't go as planned, and fans are curious. Can you explain your performance?Connor McDavid: Thanks for having me. It's been a tough series. There are a lot of factors that affect performance, both on and off the ice.Interviewer: Rumors suggest your off-ice interests impacted your focus. Can you address these?Connor McDavid: (sighs) I’ve heard the rumors, and I want to be open. Over the past year, I’ve developed an interest that became an unhealthy obsession, and it has affected my performance.Interviewer: Are you referring to your interest in femboys? How has that played a role?Connor McDavid: Yes, that's what I’m referring to. It started as a casual interest online and became consuming. I was spending too much time on it, which led to less focus on training and preparation.Interviewer: How did this obsession impact your daily routine and mindset during the playoffs?Connor McDavid: It affected my sleep, distracted me during team meetings, and compromised my mental focus. I underestimated how much it would impact my on-ice performance.Interviewer: It's brave of you to admit this. How are you planning to address it moving forward?Connor McDavid: Admitting it is the first step. I’m working with the team’s psychologist and my support system to find a healthier balance. I need to refocus and ensure my personal interests don’t interfere with my professional responsibilities.Interviewer: What message do you have for your fans and teammates?Connor McDavid: To my fans and teammates, I’m committed to getting back to my best. I’m sorry for letting this affect my game and the team's chances. I’m taking steps to manage my interests better and stay focused on hockey.Interviewer: Thank you for your honesty, Connor. We wish you the best in overcoming this and returning to peak performance.Connor McDavid: Thank you. I appreciate the support and understanding.
>>142060138Carter Hart's coming back?
>>142060170No.
>>142060138Ce n'est pas une course entre lui et Reinbacher pour voir qui arrivera en premier dans la LNH. C'est une course pour voir qui sera le meilleur pro dans 5 ans. Ce n'est pas que le CH n'ait pas voulu attendre; c'est qu'ils ne pensent pas qu'il sera un bon joueur en LNH.
>>142060230What the hell is this guy saying? That's not English!
>>142060230English language only board froggy
>>142060170he's keeping dicks out of his butt now in jail
>>142059636Merging into Kookoo. Then maybe winning the canada cup (why the fuck is the finnish league's cup called that?)
Who's the first guy you think of when someone says smart player?
>>142060230Okaye, faggotte.
>>142060317McDavid is a voracious reader
>>142057861From the west Vancouver or DallasFrom the east Devils or Leafs (lmao I'm serious)
>>142060317Aho
>>142060230c'est une pure faire face, et vous le savez. Michkov est bien meilleur qu'un espoir médiocre comme Reinbacher. Les Canadiens ont laissé tomber Michkov parce qu'ils n'ont pas de courage. Basedez honnête pour une fois dans votre vie
>>142060352Canucks are frauds that only got a playoff spot from everyone else in their division being retarded
>>142059242They would have done exactly this in Edmonton but in a sea of pajeet feces.
>>142060317Smart as in hockey IQ or smart as in autistic?
randomly ran into makar a week ago. Idk why he would come back to calgary but to each their own
>>142060317Gretzky or Ken DrydenOr harvard scholar alex kerfoot
>>142059636Next step is Leon telling the management that he wants $15,000,000 and is happy to walk to free agency if he doesn't get it.
>>142059394and they did so in brand new panther jerseys, which is all gary cares about
>>142060352> Thanks, bro. Our expected snot will be sky high next season.
>>142060437he's so freaking good
>>142059821i scored a few michigans in HS. way before it was cool.
>>142060414I think Demko is elite, actually.
>>142060437Most of these guys live at home in canada with their families full time
>>142060437Was he at the grocery store trying to steal milky way bars?
>>142060428Is there a difference?
>>142060525and work in America because canada is shit. Haha, 1993, faggot.
>>142060414Just like my islanders
>>142060513Thatcher demko is one of the most overrated frauds in the league
The curse lives on
>>142060525so they live in their parents' homes just like me
>>142059242yeah lets corrode the cup in salt waterwow what a genius
Not sure Edmonton fans realize what's happening here. Being so favored by the league and getting all of those first round picks has their expectations completely out of line. There's a greater than 50% chance that last night was it. The only shot.
>>142060526Nah we was buying a bike on father's day. Wholesome son :)
>>142060609I believe the chances are 100% or 0% in the long run
>>142060609Yup the future is coming up orange
>>142060604retard
>>142059816the league needs to shrink to 24 teams
Australian hockey when?
what do you think mcdavid thinks about dr disrespect's tweet?
>>142060652Kyle Dubas hire this man
>>142059636draisaitl and mcdavid leaving and fading into irrelevance
>>142060635So he was at the combination bike shop and synagogue.
>>142060683I dont know who that is
>>142060733he's the captain of the edmonton oilers
>>142060683the one about him cheating or when he was filming dudes in the bathroom?
>>142060719>fading into irrelevanceI thought they were already there.
McDavid, Connor "C" NMC C NHL Draft 27 14.2 $12,500,000 $12,500,000 UFADraisaitl, Leon "A" M-NTC, NMC C, LW NHL Draft 28 9.7 $8,500,000 UFAlul, they both gone.
Your 2040 1st overall pick
>>142060813Why did everyone leave?
>>142060843Teamed up bros…we still won
oilers fans be like>lol we bought up your entire arena>lol why are the stands empty after the oilers lost
>>142060854I think after doing laps with the cup staying around is weird, when they bring out the families it's like you're just spectating their lives from behind glass
Now that Ekblad has won, who is the next number 1 pick to win the cup?McDavid, Matthews, Hughes or Lafreniere?
>>142060813The Rangers fan in the background>rags
>>142059636>had 3 games short of the longest possible post season by game count>rode their big two into the fucking ground >realistically their team can only get worse by next season>they had trouble getting started this season, being down with the sharks at the league bottom a month or two in>they'll have to endure another 82 game season just to get another shot at the playoffs>all this for a season and cup run where (aside from the very end) everything they could have possibly had go right, went rightthey unironically have the shittiest road back to the finals
For me its the Central coast Rhinos
>>142060911Hischier was a 1st overall pick toi
>>142060911slafkovsky
>>142060911rick nash
>>142060911Interesting note is that Ekblad became the first player to be granted the CHL exceptional status and win the Stan Lee.
>>142060911Lafreniere
>>142060813>>142060932IS THERE NO PLACE THAT IS SAFE FROM THE>rags
>>142060911Crosby (Stills & Nash & Young)
Just thought about Perry losing 4 out of the last 5 cup finals again. LMAO
Whoever breaks the curse will have the most insane bragging rights
>>142057623
>>142061022Most exceptional 30-year-old 15-year-old player in my heart
Will gary let my Wild LTIR they overpaid 34-year old "star" Spurgeon, like he does with the sunbelt teams, so they can have some fun in free agency this season?
lol
>>142060973did you make this?
>>142061096He's lucky he won early onImagine losing like this and you don't already have a Cup win
>>142061140who cares about this shit wheres my official Stanley Cup Champions NFTs
>>142061124I'll never forget bo horvat scoring with 0.1 seconds left to eliminate him
>>142061132No one gives a fuck about the Wild
>>142061116Edmonton > Vancouver > Winnipeg > Montreal > Toronto > Calgary >>>>> Ottawa
>>142061140ladies at my work love them pins
>>142061116It'll be the Habs again just so they can shit on the rest of Canada yet again
>>142061199The habs will never win a championship with nick suzuki and cole caufield
>>142052398I was so happy to see the Oilers lose. Fuck all these casual hockey fans lately who were telling me I had to root for "the Canadian team" like this is the fucking olympics lmfao. >>142052462you can eat my asshole
>>142061180There are at least 2 wild fans in this thread
>>142061180You've been saying that on a weekly basis for 8 years now, softpusy.
>>142061116it will be the nunavut chugs. Formally the LA kings
>>142061265>the absolute state of hockey
>>142061265>>142061267No one gives a fuck. The Wild aren't making the playoffs again.
>>142061116>1 in the past 32+ yearsWow...yeah, some bragging rights.
>>142061170look at the finals pin
Thank you based Gary
>>142061317Beats 0 in 32+ years
>>142061116It i'll be Vancouver because it's actually a nice city to live in. Potentially the nicest on the whole continent
>>142061320#sad
>>142061305and cucknadia is never winning a cup in the modern era.
>>142061320that does not seem like a lot
>>142053239I'm going to the Flames home opener against the Oilers and . Gonna be a great game at the Saddledome, gotta enjoy the old barn while she's still around :(
>>142061320>non original sixLmaoWhat a caveatBet a Rangers-Blackhawks final would draw mega dimes
>>142061355Neither are the Wild, who have never won one.
>>142061320How many watched in canada?
>>142061336Not really, at least they can all band together around sucking ass for 3+ decades, yet, they can't even do that.
The Minnesota Wild have never won the Stanley Cup
>>142060971ENTER
>>142061320>*>*>*>*Classic (((espn))) with the selective numbers.
>>142056532R U L EULE
>>142061369Based, love the dome. A real people's rink. Not made to cater the turbo rich. Enjoy the game bud.
Imagine being Wild and peaking in your 3rd year lol
>>142061388never said they would, but at least I don't stoop to root for a team that plays in a different country and then try to reason my cuck behavior as "b-b-b-b-b-b-but they have canadians on their team, so they are just like me!" Faggot-ass softpusy, BITCH.
>Panthers btfo Oilers>Lightning btfo Flames>Florida owns Alberta
>>142061389
>>142060813>already checking that no opponents have skated behind his defensive lineThe future's bright for the Mega-City One Jury's 2044 cup run
>>142060294I think its because we gifted your country the trophy so they named it after us
>>1420613207.55 watched on sportsnet in Canada. America is pathetic.
>>142061320imagine the numbers if a team with a real fan base made it and not the kitties
>>142061492Right, you just stoop to rooting for every other american team along with the wild
>>142061096>4 out of the last 5made more hilarious in knowing that the 1 of 5 that wasn't a finals loss was a first round loss to the >laffs
Why though?
>>142061340Vancouver is a shithole and white Canadians are leaving in droves to the interior or Alberta
>>142061524beats rooting for a foreign team, like you do, softpusy.
>>142061522Well the >rags did the >rags thing so we didnt get it
>>142061124
>>142061522based kitties own teams with >real fanbases
>>142061520That’s not a lot
Wildtards get dumber by the year I swear
>>142061340I've been there, it's actually a steaming pile of dirty dog shit
softpusys seethe more about the Wild by the year I swear
>>142061595Canada has 1/10 the population of usa and canada got more viewers
Why the hell are Roenick and Weber in the hall over Goring and Mogilny?
>>142061583yeah the kitties are a good team. they still dont have a fan base. try again
niggas dont even remember the tbk
The Minnesota wild have never even won a single conference final game
>>142061472Thanks I'm excited to see Bahl in action, kinda sad we lost Markstrom but I think it will be good for the rebuild to get Wolf more starts
Canadians have to root for american teams every single seasonkwab
>>142061555>>142061614It's a great city if you are rich. Why do you think it costs so much to live there
I cant wait for the time when no living leaf will have seen a leaf cup win
2025 is a toss up between the rags, isles, and canucks
>>142061702Anywhere is nice if you're richEven Somalia and Yemen
>>142061659Fan base or not who gives a shit, they won the cup and whatever snowbelt team you root for didn't
you know what would be very funny? Matthew Boldy fucking off because minnesota sucks lmaoooooooooooooo
>>142061737you are really dumb
>>142061702Not even the best place in BC. Downtown looks like poop and condos look old.
>>142061702any city is great if you're rich. Sandusky Ohio is a great city if you're rich.
>>142061769Not as dumb as your favorite NHL team kwab
The wild finally got rid of this jamook
>>142061774It’s infested with homeless people
>no one thinks of the wild>he spends his whole afternoon seething about themkek, what a softpusy
>>142061797see>>142061769
>>142061670heh, it will definitely be the year of my jyppies next... you'll all see...
BC gets progressively more beautiful the closer you get to gods country
What's up everyone? Anyways, take care friends I'm outta here, take it easy have a good one, stay safe, see ya next time!
>>142061810Yeah I drove once around downtown eastside and it looks like a mini skid row
>>142061791>Sandusky OhioYou know, I could get a good look at a nice city by sticking my head up a bull's ass
>>142061816see>>142061797
>>142061835I drove the alaskan highway in canada. it was beautiful.
>>142061894see>>142061769
>>142061835I have been to a few places referred to as Gods Country by the locals in my life. Why are these people typically mentally slow and physically disproportioned?
>>142061865worth a try I guess
Prediction: a week and a half from now Mildtards will be in here flabbergasted and crying about how their team did fuck all during free agency
>>142061977same as it ever was
>>142061977they will spend large sums of money on okay players. its what MN does
>>142061955Probably non locals. Naturally, we refer tour ourselves as Gods (chosen) people.
Prediction: 8 weeks from now the softpusy will still be seething about the wild despite claiming that she never thinks about them.
>>142062025Retard cope
you have to lose first to win the cupgrezky and kurri lost the finals first, crosby lost the finals. mctaavi needs to grind it back and they need to build a better team then oilers deserve to win. florida grinded 2 times in a row to the finals
>>142062042Retard post, softpusys can't even talk shit properly.
>>142062042what?
>oilers>lose>
Oh boy! The playoffs are over! I can finally get back to pretending the wild aren't a garbage hockey franchise!
>>142062077he meant that post for this one >>142062037 , but he is a retard and clicked on yours instead.
Teams i hate discussing, no matter what>Flames>Wild>Colorado also did you see Yzerman traded away Walman over Chiarot or Holl? Funny shit.
>>142062155what makes one leaf hate the mild so much?
>>142061822At least your jyppies aren't eternally stuck in the 2nd division. Well it's a football town anyway
If I don't get more whiskey now the buzz will wear off go flames
>>142062055>and they need to build a better teamWon't work because their worst defenseman is earning 9 million and their 3rd worst defenseman is going to earn 10 million after next season.
>he's still seething about The Wild.kek, what a softpusy
>>142062226i think oilers have cap space quite a bit to wiggle around
So Ken Holland is retiring and the oilers need a GM...
>>142062205He's a softpusy, and has been called that for 8 years. The same 8 years he has been seething about the Wild.
>>142061650Zetterberg also got snubbedIt would be great if he got in in the same year as Datsyuk
Getting it ready, king?
Oilers would've won if they respected the people who were there first more and realized they walk and skate on native land.
>>142062300>kek-alainenthe memes write themselves so hard that even a faggot-ass canadian could make the joke.
>>142062055more like he's going to move to a better team
>>142062397i mean, if you write it like that it's like underling of kek
>>142062365that would be the 3rd time they change that anthem. hahahahahahaahahaahahahahahaahahaahahaahahaahahaahahahahahaahacanada is 10000 times worse than muttmerica
>>142062365how has a canadian not shot that black-facing son-of-a-cuban substitute teacher in the back of the head yet?
>>142062458What was the second change? I know 'in all thy sons command"
>>142062517>>142062517>>142062517NEW
8 years is a long time to be running the same gimmick
>>142062502In June 1990, Toronto City Council voted 12 to 7 in favour of recommending to the Canadian government that the phrase "our home and native land" be changed to "our home and cherished land"
>>142062791Good thing toronto doesn't run canada and this change never happened
>>142062223This team has the coolest name in all of hockey.
>>142061320>+186%knights out, oilers in, +186%
