Tkachuk Edition
>1993>1993>1993
>>142062517
Kraken desu
I felt vindicated seeing Luongo raise the Cup.
>ottawa trading for Ullmark and thinking they will be fine yet again (still dont have any defense)>detroit shipping off cap for another goalie and/or big name (they still are mediocre)oh boy time for the same exact 4 teams in the Atlantic to make it again! Maybe this time the Sabres do moves to help another cup winner!
>spoilers
>>142062588they gotta get some strong krak before the season starts so they can krak their opponents
>>142062517Kitties desu
So Wildtard has obviously decided no new gimmicks or OC allowed and will be spending his 9th summer in a row pretending the wild arent shit. I for one will not be sticking around for the summer that retards post all day.
>>142062630>luongo gets a ring because he’s an assistant to a gm Sad
>>142062517are that sorta motels real i thought they only existed in my name is earl
>>142062648Sorry your team is shit and run by retards
oily boys, stop hiding from meyou can't hide forever
So the softpusy will be seething yet again about the Wild, the team he "never thinks about"
>>142062670Ok bye
>>142062300kek-alainen, the man who scouted laine for 9m and 30years
>>142062742July 2nd retard
>>142062739I don't think the Oilers had any fans on /hoc/
>>142062780the laine-mcdavid-bulju line is written
hey ed you here bud kek
Colorado got Middlestadt back at a decent price.
Why would you use Instagram for anything other than looking at skanks
With Meruelo out, are the yotes officially DED?
>>142062913>colorado taking on high drafted players from another team to do their biddingsoftpusys have been doing that since the early 90s.
>>142062881ummmm did you just say that African-American Vernacular English is any less valid than other commonly used styles, chud?
>mildtards pretending their team isn't trash>flametards pretending their team isn't trashThis off season is going to suck
Mogilny, Eliáš and Zetterberg got snubbed again
why do all the canadian teams have such garbage defensemen they each only have like one good one at most
>Todd McLellan the new blue jackets coachwoah...im so shocked at this... might just celebrate the blue jackets buying the hand me down from goodwill again
>>142063016we had irc-galleria for that no idea what instagram is for
>>142063055winning the battle of alberta is all that matters
>>142063055>mildtardsmild doesn't have any fans on /hoc/ water you talkan about
its 7pm and im still hungoverwhen does this end
Who do the softpusys take with the 29th pick this year? Some fag that they'll trade in 2 seasons when hopefully gary steps in, again, and helps them suck ass for 15 years so they can get the number 1 or 2 pick every other year again?
grim
>GUESS HOW MANY POINTS I GOT IN THE FINAL GAMES
>>142062517tkachuk got carried hard
It's always the foreigners seething about my Wild.
>>142063332Yeah, so grim that they ditch the locker room cancer and gary, in his yiddish ways, decided to punish them since the fans will still buy the jerseys no matter what.
How does Huberdeau feel knowing that he's the reason that the Panthers were shit for so long
>>142063403Genuine question. Are you on the spectrum?
>>142063271Retard
>>142063465Did they ever consider trading their star players to teams that would pick in the top 10, rather than the bottom 5 in the next 3 seasons?
Flames fans are based
>>142063465Im sure I could pick any other random team on capfriendly and that team would probably have equal or better picks and didn't sell off assets the last 2 seasons.
>>142063465Draft picks with hags and OLs would be more erotic
>>142063498yes
>>142063620I believe it.
I, too, like to have conversations with myself on /hoc/.
lol
LETS GO PREDSLETS GO PREDSLETS GO PREDSLETS GO PREDSLETS GO PREDS
>>142063674Stupid meme, the context of this episode is much differnet that the context of what happened last night.
>>142063477damn I really want that belt, but's fucking $500
>>142063705fuck the animal abusers
>>142063753Looks like a giant cock
>>142063709Which show is that?
Sources say McClellan will be the bluejackets next coach
>>142063111kek what a silly franchise huhKWASF
>>142063369>>142063140mcbust confirmed bust
>>142062961what about every team's deviantart watchers?
>>142063852always sunny in philadelphia
how long before hes sent to the AHL
How do you think he feels now?
Can you see the 2024 Panthers beating the Anaheim Ducks team that won the cup in 2007?
>>142063000>Kane and Anderson having a polite conversation LMAO
>>142063824Thanks anon, I guess it is pretty good size.
>>142063965Yes, those Ducks players are all super old now
luongo was so coked up when he hit that drum to start the match
>>142063947He will get the secondary assist on 895. Screencap this. Subscribe to my blog to find out who gets rhe primary.
It’s too bad Sam is deadHe’d be here for this gay fest
>>142063818>11 total sunbelt cups since 1993
>>142063536no u :)
>>142063873He meant a cup and bust like he likes his otokonoko doujinshi
>>142064229What did you just say to me, you insignificant speck? I’ll have you know I graduated at the top of my class from one of the most prestigious universities, with a perfect GPA. I have published numerous peer-reviewed papers in journals of such repute that your tiny mind couldn’t even begin to comprehend. I have a network of intellectuals spanning the globe, and I am fluent in ten languages, all of which I use regularly in my correspondence with world leaders. You, on the other hand, are nothing but a mere dilettante, a dabbler in the shallow end of the intellectual pool.You think you can challenge me with your petty, juvenile insults? I have debated with the finest minds on the planet and emerged victorious each time. My logical prowess and rhetorical skills are unmatched, honed over years of rigorous academic training and practical experience. I have read every major philosophical work in its original language and can quote passages from memory that would leave you dumbfounded.As for my physical capabilities, I have trained with elite military units across the globe, mastering martial arts and survival skills that would make your head spin. I can run a marathon in under three hours, swim across icy rivers, and scale the highest peaks without breaking a sweat. My mind and body are in perfect harmony, an unstoppable force of nature.So before you even think about uttering another word, remember who you’re dealing with. I am a polymath, a savant, a paragon of human excellence. And you? You are a gnat, a blip on the radar of my vast, interconnected existence. Keep that in mind the next time you decide to open your mouth, because the consequences of your insolence could be far beyond your meager comprehension.
>>142062648>Sabres coaching has been so bad, that almost every team that has won a Stanley in the last few years has several ex-Sabres in their lineups.I have no cups, and I must drink.
>>142064354>implying he doesn't consume exclusive shoujo
flametards are the most unfunny faggots on this website
>>142064532boilin'
>>142063965Looking at that Ducks roster, I am once again remember that Andy McDonald has to be one of the most underrated guys in NHL history.
>>142064532agreed
gary I'm here to ask for another trade today
Are canadians considered foreigners in this general?
>>142064821Sars!
>>142064870Youre a fucking retard.
>>142063873He meant decorating the McMansion's foyer with either the Stan Lee Cup, or a bust of himself.
>>142064599>>142064724The duality of /hoc/
habs gonna draft iginla and koivu
Habs are gonna draft Iginla and he's gonna bust cause he's a zoomer mutt nog.
Don't you find it strange that François Beauchemin didn't make this Anaheim Ducks Top 50? https://www.notinhalloffame.com/hockey/top-50-hockey-players-by-franchise/top-50-anaheim-ducks
Any of you guys unironically watching Canada vs Peru?
>>142065023CAP
>>142064532Sounds like you've been clowned on and are still having a hard time coping about it.
>>142065078in what
>>142065068No because I don't look into stupid shit like that. This sounds like something a fat person would obsess themselves over.
>>142064532it's flameschads
KWAB
Now that Roenick is going in, when will /hoc/ be apologizing formally?
>>142065078i'm not going anywhere near peruANO
>>142065252>lost to LeafsKWAB
>>142065254Mutts law in real life poster
>>142064532what ever happened to the water situation over there anyway?
>>142064974Or getting a surgically enhanced bust for Kane to squeeze
>>142065385https://www.calgary.ca/emergencies/critical-water-main-break-june-2024/water-main-break-updates.html
What up Flamesbros? Still feeling good? This is the best I’ve felt in quite some time. I love Matthew Tkachuk. I love Sam Bennett. I’m thinking of slamming back this martini and going for a cruise around town. Maybe I can spot some Oilers flags still out lmao.
>>142065385
I'd rather deal with more sunbelt posters than having a single Albortion poster
>>142065525whats wrong with lead i miss lead in soldering stuff they don't make them like they used to
I feel so alive, my niggas! I get that money money man. I get that Bombay Sapphire right out the bottle. Did you see Bob’s fatherfucking glove save there close to the end? All sprawling and shit? Holy shit bros. Fuck yeah, buddy. Hockey is the best reality in this bitch of a universe. >>142065491LMAOOOO
Is Justin "Mr Game 7" Williams a hall of famer?
>>142065385There was no situation. It was managed with by the next day.
lol she has a page nowhttps://knowyourmeme.com/memes/oilers-girl-video
starting to think my blue jackets arent going to win the cup next year...
What is Buffalo's reason for just not committing seppuku right fucking now?
mia yim working me into a shoot lately for some reason with her new gear
Down with the clown til I'm dead in the ground
I love you Florida. You the swampdiggity. You got that Lynyrd Skynyrd and that Allman Brothers whiteboy swag. That Tom Petty shit. That’s why you win the Cup. I would smoke cheese outta that bitch in a heartbeat. God bless.
>>142066029pizza and wings
>>142065512Pretty good. The oilers seethe is so fucking funny. >Why are so many canadians celebrating our lossssssAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>142066148They just don’t get it lol. Dumb muthafuckas
>>142065385GO FLAMES
cocoa puff bros....
>>142065930cope they have johnny hockey and erik gudbranson
>>142066243Who cleans the cum
>>142065609Yeah I know numale. Maybe r/panthers would be more your speed. A nice slow speed catered to your brain.
Not gonna lie, Mike Grier is kind of cooking out there
When do you think the Buffalo Sabres will return to the playoffs?
I sure do hope my team trades for mitch marner
>>142066193okay yeah fucking BASED
>>142066327Shorks fans seemed pretty pissed when they traded him though
kitters
>>142066355I don't like power and dahlin so that would be cool for the sabres, especially if it's power
San Jose and Ottawa are now the only 1991-1993 expansion teams that have yet to win a cup
>>142062517>>interviews grackle>>"who raises the cup?">>"TKA-CHUK!"
hockei is over
>>142066243When I was 6 years old my father screamed at me and called me stupid and repeatedly told me to "use your fucking brain kid" because I walked by a wet bush and got water on my jacket.
thats a good kitty right there
>>142066260The cup keeper
Any stories of players fucking with the Stanley cup. I'm sure they have, but there has to be a debauchery story of some sort
>>142066431No moreSCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
>>142066529nhl players are good calgary boys, they wouldn't do that sort of thing
>>142066604>be german>start strong>collapse>lose
>>142066442that's not very nice of your dad and he definitely overreacted over a little water on a probably water-resistant jacket. maybe his dad yelled at him for dumb shit when he was young. don't do the same to your kids.
>>142066421>san jose>expansion???
>>142066626Broken finger and rib
>>142066648Imagine if we were to get San Jose Sharks vs Ottawa Senators in a future Stanley Cup Finals
>The team with the most obnoxious fanbase in Canada lost last night >Liberal Party lost their most crucial election last night as wellCanada is healing
>>142066637Spoken like a true first round exit.
>>142066750its amazing to me that the oilers are their arrogance have managed to surpass even the >laffs as an obnoxious fanbaseI thought after the decade of darkness they'd have learned some humility but of course not
Teams disclose players injuries and allow them to go on LTIR to bypass the cap rules. Teams then are allowed to keep injuries a secret in the playoffs. More Garyisms at play.
>>142067045Also never a great idea to give the rest of the world an opportunity to see both mcbust and Kane sad at the same time
>>142066327Washington Capitals saw this and was like>yep no one else is allowed to have this anymore
>>142067146Nucks and Flames aren't pretending lets be real here
>>142066750The good guys won last nightoilers winning in a reverse sweep would have caused a timeline shift in a bad waythere is peace and equilibrium
Any good summer sports you guys like to watch? Baseball is just depressing
>>142067196Flames fans are very happy that Edmonton lost. They also don't even like Canada anymore.
>>142067202Panthers helped canada dodge a national crisis. The arrogance of Coilers fans would have made this shithole country even more unbearable to live in.
>>142067241No. Go out to your local ODR and play some street hockey with the boys.
>>142067241thinking about looking into australian football
>>142067267The 'cheering for Canada' meme is such BS. Imagine if the tables were turned, Rangers fans wouldn't be cheering for.the Islanders or Bruins just cuz they're AMERICAN
/Hersch/
>>142067267We like canada. You are just confused which team was canada'smeow
_/ _/ _/ _/ _/
>>142067380It doesn't even make sense. Nobody who is actually a fan of teams thinks this way. That's like olympic mentality
Arizona was always dealt the worst hand in hockey. Zero chance to survive with the amount of owners they went through. None of them cared about a viable market. By the time Anaheim and (arguably) Vegas grew, it was too late for the Coyotes. Their sentence is to learn Mormon
Edm: Fire Holland. Get more depth. Get a goaler. Keep pushing. Van: Good work this season. Got playoff exp. Keep sculpting. Cal: Fucked themselves hard. Need tough decisions. Win: Made hard decisions. Need sculpting and depth.Tor: Just laffs things. Ott: Some great pieces. Need more. Need focus. Mon: D corps influx may pan out. Keep at it. Van may be closest.
>>142067837It's CGY
Two women are being inducted into the hall. This is everything and it's about time more than two go in at the same ceremony
>>142067196Fair point
>>142067870Nope. It's CAL
>>142067612You are in Saskatchewan
The Arizona Coyotes are now a defunct franchise in the same vein as the Cleveland Barons, Montreal Maroons, Hamilton Tigers, Philadelphia Quakers, and the original Ottawa Senators.
All the Oilers flags in town are down. Gonnae pour meself a wee drammy and hit flop shots in my backyard now. Go Flames
>>142063140wack compression or photoshophere's the original>Forsling cucks McDavid's shotbtfo
>>142067380Cheering for Canada is just a massive cope tactic from Canadians because of the Gary Dark Ages and its consequences.
>>142068333shut up chambers
Are we watching australian hockey again this year?
>>142068542>it's real
>>142068088>beat flatland for stan lee's bowl>dunk it in the ocean that Alberta doesn't haveIce cold
>>142067380i didn't cheer for the panthers and the only relation my team has with them is owning them in 96
Soulless city with no passion.
It feels wrong for the Stanley Cup to be awarded during the literal summer. The season should start two weeks earlier and end two weeks earlier.
edmonton are the real champions when you account for the sunbelt bonus
>>142069045imagine getting lectured by a man named courtney on proper behavior
Imagine if next year it's Buffalo vs Vancouver. One of these teams has to win
>>142067913Natalie Darwitz had her dream job stolen away from her by an evil womanlet and retired NHL journeyman Ken Klee
>>142069115I had NHL 98 and I read an article about Manon Rheaume so I thought Jocelyn Thibault was an even more successful lady goalie
>>142069045Lmao that guy has a girls name. what a faggot. Probably a manlet too. He probably got bullied just like Shannon
>>142064211Ovi isn't breaking the record
houmenta /hoc/
>>142069045Edmonton's more of a cricket city
>>142069316you always have to wake up this early for the wood pulp plant?
>>142069369i'm not same anon. can't get sleep after i wake up so i stay up
>>142066327Maybe Mike Grier isnt that bad when you consider just how bleak Doug Wilson left the sharts.
Pure Soul
Meow :3
>>142069544Preach brother
La Bamba more like La Bumbled
Can you see Nebraska getting an NHL team?
WHARRGARBL
>>142069843No.
>>142069843no which is exactly why they'll get one when gary's successor shows us just how tame gary actually was
We did it sunbelt frens
How beloved are the Los Angeles Kings when compared to LA's other sports teams?
Why did the NHL even appoint a commissioner in the first place?
If every team were forced to develop their own talent there would be no parade in Miami
>>142070209no shit, toronto would win every year
>>142070209Just like my islanders
Imagine how it must feel for the San Jose Sharks to be the only California team that never won a cup
>>142070094I always knew one of us would win :)
>>142070247They probably wouldn't win anything either
Huomenta but opposite
>>142070247lmfao>laffs
>>142070272We don't care anymore
>>142070094why is trashville there?
>>142070184Jews need their interests represented
>>142070435a jew controlled the league before gary created the commissioner position
>>142070427KWAB
My Yzy cookin
Gary with McInvisible
>>142069635solid pic they had made
>>142070272>Imagine how it must feel for the San Jose Sharks to be the only California team that doesn't pander to FAGGOTS
>>142070514up come tasty literal nothings
>>142070551Even with San Francisco right there they didn't go full Libtard. The Fishies are alright.
>>142069112https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v65vIlojVmg
>>142070427
>>142070435Why did Gary betray Hyman in the final game?
>>142070687He was under orders to give it to Tkachuk for Ukraine
>>142070687because hyman is only a collectorgary appeals to the donors
>>142069635Noooooo wtf why would they do that their arenas are 2 hours away. Feels bad man
>>142070094Lol that looks like my patio (FLORIDA RULES)
People are so stupid in the mcdavid goat debate. hey retards: hockey is a team sport
>>142071052then why can people name gretzky but not his wings?
>>142071137his wings? newfag?
>>142070681Soul crushing, the cats locked them down so well all you can do is watch in frustration as the puck sails by
>>142071178cope it's slang for his linemates
Guys please stop making fun of Oilers fans. They have suffered so much and most of them were never even alive when the Oilers won the Cup.
>>142071178yes, his red wingies :)
>>142071263because his linemates are shit and he is the goat
does anyone have the version of this with draisaitl as Floyd?
>>142071452bobvrosky's profile pic looks weird or is it just me
>Your team fighting life and death to be in the playoff spot>Be a showboating faggot against a team that is tanking>Other players from other teams mocks you>GM had enough of your shit send you off to San Jose for cap dumplol, lmao
>>142071270Four 1st overall picks in 5 years means they deserve to eat shit
>>142070551I’m surprised based ovi would approve of the team having a pride logo
>>142071704This was Kidz(tm) night in detroit so he did that for them
>>142069828He died of cancer you meanie
>you now remember Nail Yakupov
>>142071809
>>142071794He's wearing away jersey you retard
>>142071840Baffling ego for such a shitter. Has he been drafted yet? For the war in ukraine
>>142071809>>142071840Dude managed to win KHL champion by being a shitter
>>142071892He still plays in the khl
Montour took his shirt off faster than John redcorn
I'm amazed Alex Galchenyuk did well in his first season of KHL
You now remember Florida Panthers legend Ed Jovanovski
>>142071270I'm old I remember when the oilers last won.
>>142070470Alan eagleson controlled the nhl before the bettman strike. And Ballard before him.
more like Emily PLAPlan
Do you think any nhl scouts ask to see the prospects naked?
1) Imagine leaving spee to pursue more noble feats (getting shredded, rekindling old friendships, networking, etc.) >>1298758932) In that time, your team goes on a late run to make the ploffs as an 8 seed, and pulls off a huge first round upset en route to a second place finish in the SVNBELT final four.3) Next season, your team comes back to win the Stanleyc Owl. And they do so by dabbing the boilers into to the shadow realm.4) You are the health care grifter
I get physically uncomfortable watching the CFL. I don't know why. CFL broadcasts trigger my anxiety for some reason. It's been like that for as long as I can remember. I just watch it and something feels really wrong.
>>142072750I was wondering where you've been at. I missed your nasally jew voice.
>>142072641How else do they measure penis
>>142072792Cfl is dying and its uncomfortable watching something try so hard and got so far but in the end it doesn't even matter
>>142071270kek I remember how they voted the 85 team was the best oilers team and they celebrated it like they won the Stanlee kuppi with an entire event in the arena
>>142072903This 2bh
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>>142072836i'm back, good to see ya
>>142072792>>142072903It's a 36-36 tie with 3 minutes left and the stands are 90% empty in Toronto. It definitely feels like it's dying. The broadcast is very professional looking and serious, but everything else about the game feels very amateur. There is a bizarre cognitive dissonance going on.
>>142073146Dont do that
>>142073254why?
>tune into the Argentina vs Chile divegrass match>met life stadium is muthafucking PACKED>seats 82.5k people>amerbank arena or whatever the fuck maxes out at 19k peopleLMAO how do you faggots cope being the 5th ranked professional league in the only country that matters in the world?
>>142073272Because it's retarded and unneccassary
>>142073291>retarded and unnecessary>posted from the pseudo-state of Canadia
>250 pound female cameraman gets levelled Kek
>tfw your autistic fucking neighbor rings your bell in the early morning hours to dab on you with his hockey fucking cuphttps://x.com/PaulCastronovo/status/1805759387266380131
>>142073219It's too bad they didn't go ahead with the XFL merge, that could've been interesting
Odds up for next cup champs. Wow Mr Gary it looks like another Sunbelt team is destined to win the cup! What a wacky and lucky coincidence for you! You might even be luckier than Lucky Larry!
Name a more kino championship run.
>1993
>>142073471Still sucking off Carolina for no reason
>>142073471Damn, Gary has done an amazing job helping hockey grow in the sunbelt! Too bad about the Coyotes though.
>>142073287hockey is not for everybody and I'm fine with that
Florida Panthers Relevant UFA Guide>Sam ReinhartOver-performed this year. Cerebral, but low intensity and non-dynamic winger who doesn't carry a line. Great on special teams. Kind of a lackadaisical player the first two years in Florida then turned it up in a contract year. Could get $10m x 7y on the market, but I believe he'll come back to FLA for $8.5m x 8y.>Brandon MontourSuper skater but low iq. Can carry the puck and shoot the puck, but not a great playmaker or passer. Permanently out of position but can recover through hustle and athleticism. Quintessential 3D...you don't want him on the top pair, but he can lead a middle pair. But once the athleticism fades he's an AHLer. Some risk taker GM will give him $7.5m AAV for mid term.>Oliver Ekman-LarssonAll around a very solid bottom 4 defenseman. Soft and not the best skater, but he's smart and makes a great first pass. Good at keeping the puck in the offensive zone. Crisp passes and a dangerous shooter. Underappreciated defensive ability--has a good stick.>Kevin StenlundLuxury 4C. One of the better RHS face-off men in the game. Voracious forechecker. Has finish around the net. Trustworthy benulty killer.>Dmitry KulikovBottom pair defenseman. He's not a world beater, but he can hold his own on all 200ft and either side of the ice. Give him <$2m, and you won't be disappointed.>Ryan LombergHigh character, fast, physical (but undersized) 12th forward. Limited hockey skill. Great for the locker room. I bet an overzealous GM will overpay him as a third liner.
>>142073502kek
>>142073471Top 16 teams have 7 sunbelt teams and 3 Canadian teams. Bottom 16 teams have 2 sunbelt teams and 4 Canadian teams. The league is so blatantly rigged at this point.
>>142071704>fighting life or death for a playoff spot>finish behind the other wildcard team in rw despite your effort to win a game in regulation stevie crashing that roster with no survives
>>142073729Getting pretty tired or the rigging. Winning the cup has been devalued so much in the past few years.
So is it a foregone conclusion that Goysaitl signs with Boston next summer?
>>142073786*of the rigging
>Canadian and snownigs copeCope. Harder.
>>142073818explain the anomaly mr retard
>>142073836Shit teams, conspiracy retardo. Next.
>>142073392based
Florida is CANADAS TEAM
>>142073801>6 players on contract through 2026>signing someone to max despite thisnaw
>>142073471>bookies didn't even give a shit enough to add vancouverlol
>Gary rigs the sport.>its obvious to everyone. >people ignore it because it's funny to shitpost
>>142073912thank you gary
>>142073912post your sources sneedian
>>142073502>canada>communismhuge reach
>>142073729Flawed math, didn't notice Vancouver wasn't on there and I fucked up the count anyways. Canadian teams are 4 in the top 16 and 3 in bottom 16 (assuming Vancouver is still as good as people expect) Sunbelt teams are still correct tho. Gary really doesn't give a shit about American non sunbelt teams huh.
What is the best hockey league I should watch?
Hockey and Lord Stanley belongs in the Nevada desert, and Commiefornia and Florida beaches. Keep and stay malding. Bow down to the sunbelt gods.
>>142074029the only markets that matter>rags/bawstonare in top 16
>>142074047AHL
>>142074047DEL
>>142074050>>142073912
What the fuck are "Future Considerations" in terms of actual value?Do teams even have to pay up for them or is this just some glorified IOU with no firm enforcement?
>>142073963Source is in the results. Hard data shows a strong immediate uptick in sunbelt cup representation the year Gary took over and its gotten so blatant the last 5 years now 2 of those years were double sunbelt teams in the cup finals. Before Gary no sunbelt team ever made it to the cup finals. There's your indisputable source.
>>142074047Australian hockey league
>>142074078its the latter
I saw fucking telemundo cover hockey kek. only the finals ofc cause in reality no one cares about hockey
>>142071704Don't care that they traded him for nothing, I care that they lost another asset to do it. Should have just waived him
>>142066243Captain Crunch cuts the roof of your mouth.
>>142074096>causation = correlation retarded sneedadian. no facts presented
How mad do you think Gary was knowing he had to keep traveling to each additional game once it was 3-0 Florida?
>>142074078It's a euphemistic way to say "addition by subtraction." In return for ridding themselves of a bad contract, a team literally has increased room to maneuver going forward. Hence, their hockey ops gain "future considerations" when they dump a negative-value player.
>>142074186try this then>gary controls the refs>refs control the game>therefore gary controls the gamehttps://www.sportsnet.ca/nhl/article/nhl-says-referee-tim-peel-will-no-longer-work-games-hot-mic-incident/
>>142074198not mad at all consider each additional scf game generated 40-60mil of revenue for the league
>>142073963Stanley Cup win count and State Tax outright prove the league has a favoritism proposition towards the American south.
>>142074242he doesn't get any of that though.
>>142066529>Used as an ash tray.>Left in a taxi.>Thrown in a lake>Stolen>Dented and damaged>Witness to fornication>Had a kid shit in itLord Stanley has seen some shit.
>>142074198I bet he never went to Edmonton and if it was won there it would have been presented by his golem Daly. Bettman was never seen in Edmonton as far as I am aware.
>>142074078Something has to go the other way in a trade. They can't send money anymore, so "Future considerations" took that spot, basically.
>>142074244>favoritism>representationthis wasn't even written by a canadian, just some "equality of outcome" fag.
>>142074223more like it. now present your paper>>142074244[this reply was intentionally left symbolically blank]
>>142073659Quality post
>>142074281yeah bc you would know
>>142074223This is a concrete source. Useable to please 4chan autists regarding legitimacy and undeniability. He was fired the next day or something too right?
>>142074259sure, but league revenue is what the owners group cares about and gary is all about keeping them happy
WHO WANTS CAWFEEI JUST MADE A FRESH POT OF CAWFEE
I like how hoc continues to perpetual that the nhl is clearly and obviously rigged. Yet can't provide a single fact. Curious. At least divegrass fags have actual proof.
>>142073392THIS is why the 'anley is the kinoest trophy of all time
>>142074352they don't either retardonly nfl/cfl is rigged, not the other codes of football
>>142074352Just don't be a fucking retard and look at how unbelievable the stats are
>>142074343What the fuck is wrong with you? You can't take that outside
>>142074326the game in question was march 23, 2024the article states tim peel was already disavowed by the league on march 24, 2024
>>142074375>she doesn't know about how rigged af fifa is >doesn't know about when south Africa hostedlmao
>>142074352>Yet can't provide a single fact.retard>>142074223
>shea Weber made the hall of fame in his first year of eligibility Sad
traitor
>>142074441why?
>come up with the sport >have the most passionate fanbases>get treated like second class fans by the league for decades i think i've seen enough. i'll watch the whl
>>142074429I already saw that and this the only ammo you retards have, retard. Again, the curiosity of it being so plainly clearly and obviously rigged yet that's all the proof being posted.
>>142074458>quietmonton>most passionateLOL they don't even cheer for the right players
Sup friends I'm new to hockey moreso I want this next season to be my first season watching. As someone who is trans and a very vocal member of the LGBTQ community, which team would be best for someone like me to support?
>>142074470ah so you acknowledge there is in fact a single shred of evidence and choose to ignore it anywaysretard
I'm not going back to read the whole thread is the new soilers cope that the cup was rigged?
>>142074451Border line player making it in his first year?
>>142074507>>142073912in sum
>>142074510>won at every level except a cup despite playing in a final>border line
Americans forcing me to show supporting evidence only helps in the long term goal of getting Bettman fired because its just showing more people incident after incident of my claims (which are ultimately true) I want my team to win the cup. There is only one way to achieve this and it's by getting rid of the kike who contorts this league into an unbalanced shitfest. Seeing Connor McDavid win the Conn Smythe trophy and not the cup is another proving example that under a Canadian team you cannot win the cup, even if you're the undisputed MVP of the entire playoffs. He's gonna ensure that his desired team wins, and how its done is this methodology >>142074223 right here. One of his henchmen slipped up and got his ass fired immediately for exposing how games are rigged towards a certain team.
>>142074526sad
>>142074533>incident after incident>posts one article of one ref being a retardimagine being canadian
>>142074485Time to move to Canada. Carolina also a good shout, one of their star players is FtM.
>>142074492Just like how you're ignoring that you can't come up with anything else for something supposedly plainly clear like the sun in the sky, retard. But continue popping off with your genuine schizo proofs.
>>142074560there would be more articles of refs being retarded but gary buried themits was only because the "hot mic" this one escape his grasp
is there any hockey I can watch now that the season is over? wtf do I do
>>142074476why do all leafs fags keep showing this pic and not the nice tits ?y'all fags or something ?
>>142074571>it doesnt count cause i said sook
>>142074580take your meds holy shit
>>142073471don't think my avs deserve to be ranked that high desu
>>142074527Crosby carried him during the Olympics
>>142074596>it's rigged because my schizo proofs minus one say soOk + u seething jej
>>142074580>>142074585Only Australia and New Zealand on the weekends.>>142074580I accept your concession on his behalf. I'd like a poutine and a coke zero.
>>142074585>is there any hockey I can watch now that the season is over? wtf do I dojerk off till october
>>142074605>a single regular season game between the red wings and the predators is the only game in the nhl's existence that was manipulated by the refsthere is no saving you
>>142074623>i'm such a delusional faggot that my team losing the cup is grounds for the entire league being riggedhave some fucking decorum, absolutely pathetic
>>142074620accept this
>canada loses the stanley cup>canada then wins a copa soccer game with a flurry of imported ngubus the very next dayAlmost as if there's a trend going on. But don't look too hard into it or else you'll become an antisemite.
>nhl and Gary are frauds shitposters thoroughly btfo'd nyoooo
>>142074585not even any coyotes land auctions or city council meetings...unless
Now that Florida won the Stanley Cup, will the NHL finally let them play an outdoor game?
>>142074633what does this have to do with the canucks?
>>142074441It's easy for d-men to get in. Kevin Lowe got in.
>>142074619>if i ignore the proof then it doesnt exist!!!ok
>>142074663After 20 fucking years
>>142074533A jogger is going to go missing near his house and they're going to find a dozen bodies under the garage.
>oilers lost quick blame gary and deflect to the flamespoverty franchise
>>142074668everyone knows the league is rigged. don't try to argue with him, he's just trying to rile you up
>>142074656>being a fan of an irrelevant team and coping this hardeven sadder tbqhwya
>>142074663it is easy for D-men to get in your mom as wellhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4v8ek9TEeOU
>>142074668>one single article validates all my schizo ramblings!!!Ok
>>142074533did gary make mcdavid shoot over the net here
>>142074690>noooo it doesnt count!!!!!ok
>>142074445who’s this cute?
>>142074686prove it then samefag. we're all waiting
>>142074694oy vey stop asking antisemetic questions
>>142074674It should be never in his case. But it's a fact that d-men are over-represented in the HHOF. Just like goalies are under-repped.
>>142074687nice backpedal
>>142074689
>>142074695>reeee it counts!!!Ogey
>>142074726thank you for your concession
>>142074638india lost the stanley cup*
Could the next thread be "great sport. rigged league" edition?
it rig because my team lose >:(
>>142074711you have genuine mental illness seek help
>>142074761awww you lost and now you want to insult my mental well beingno surprise there
>>142074761all northern albertans are permadrunk please understand
>>142074731Glad you recognized you couldn't prove shit that's according to you so glaringly obviously rigged and decided to pussy out. Keep seething your teams are bad kwab
>>142074768>if you win you loseTrudy is that you?
>>142074787the proof is there, but you choose to willfully ignore it
>>142074690My brother in Christ if you are unable to understand foundational aspects to an underlying cause maybe you shouldn't even chime in on the subject. People presenting loads of evidence to claim and its causes and you returning by calling them schizos is just pseudo-pedantic and moronic. But this is 4chan so by all means keep going.
>>142074726Hey bud post your draft picks for us chop chop
>>142074811KWAB
>>142074798Prove it. Submit your paper with no less than 5 sources.
>>142074827why, so you can choose to ignore AGAIN after getting btfo?no thanks
>>142074768funny you mention losses, how's your country doing>>142074777i'm getting sam flashbacks
>loads of evidence>only one (1) genuine article was postedCanadian education is so much worse than America lmao can't make this shit up. Case rested.
I’m just happy that this Stanley cup finals was fun, and it actually went 7. Florida played better at the end of the day. Oilers deserve props. Now let’s see how this offseason goes.Godspeed Okposo. Congrats on a Stanley cup and retirement.Biggest winner? Florida obviously, but goaliesGood lord are we gonna see some big contracts soonBiggest loser? Calgary and Buffalo. Thanks to those two teams being careless, Florida has built a very good cup winning groupOnto free agency!
mcmeme surely won't re-sign with edmonton when his contract is up, right?
>>142074848>cant even bring yourself to debunk one genuine article another victory for canada
>LETS GO O-
Copey being a persistent obnoxious shithead is causing the opposite effect that he wants to uphold.
If anything, Gary was trying to rig it for the EDMfags. He really wanted to get a ring for his little Princess McRegularseason.
ITALY WINSITALY WINSITALY WINSTHEY DIDNT DESERVE IT BUT THEY WON
>>142074856Retardposting to cover up getting severely btfo'd is pretty embarrassing babe.
>>142074890nou
>>142074852bud with the hard hitting journalism
How kids in the Central African Republic see Corey Perry.
The commissioner being a jew is literally all the evidence anyone needs lol
>>142066243Crunch Berries is superior
>>142062961boomer website that no one uses anymore
>Avies get MittlestadtWill they keep Walker or Drouin? Wonder if Walker was injured down the stretch, he fell off like a lead balloon.
>>142066243For me, it's cinnamon toast crunch
>0.039 chance or 1 in 2500 that canada does not win in 31 years ummm?
>cerealthis is why you're fat. post body
>>142074884Then why did Florida win? Florida won and McDavid won the Smythe, theres his cuck consolation trophy that Gary did for him.
>>142074953literally me
>>142074972Can you post all the edits in this style?
>>142074949Now run the math for the sunbelt teams.
>>142074852>Biggest loser? CalgaryCalgary won hard. An oiler elimination is the highest form of bliss for flameschads
>>142074949Run the math for sunbelt winning as often as they do while Canada never winning.
>>142074985Ok. But only if I am allowed to animate Gary as a frog at the same time.
>>142075028kek. the only thing Canada is good for anymore is making Gary memes
>>142074986>>142075000
why don't canadians play on canadian teams?
The probability that sunbelt teams win the stanley cup 9 times and no canadian team wins from 1993 to 2024 is 0.001716% or 1 in 13,986(according to chatgpt)non rigged bros... i don't feel so good
apologize
>>142075028Gonna have nightmares now. Fuck
>>142073873She won…
>>142075078Flames won in 04
>>142075106just like calgary has water
>>142075134if he had been drafted by florida, would he have had that sour look on his face?
>>142075076canada is cold and there too much media pressure and weirdo fans that harass you at the pumpkin patch. in us cities hockey players can walk around unnoticed and enjoy the sun and warm weather
>>142075134wow the bar just keeps getting lower around here doesn't it
>>142062648Senators are trash and will always be trash because of their terrible team name. The Senators is the faggiest team name of all time. They might as well just be called the Faggots. Imagine that's your home town
>>142075152true, it's currently 2015
>>142075164They will win a cup before the >Laffs
Flames will break the curse and /hoc/ will finally be at peace
>>142065491baka he really broke up the bonded pair of tropheys
>>142075208we don't speak jap here
Mom found the poopsaitl
>>142075189>They will win a cup before the >Laffsso will every other team, thats not a high bar
NEW>>142075285>>142075285>>142075285
>>142075301braindead
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=8OSS5CN1Uowit's up
true
>>142075341We're the main character
someone posts kaits tits
>>142075078>>142075152I'm here to re-raise the bar a couple centimeters or two.
>>142075205Just like my islanders
>>142075145Absolutely not.
>>142073287Divegrass sucks, people in the USA only watch it when USA as a whole is involved. For anything else it's insufferable soibois. edgelords, limp wristed cucks and illegals. Not a great look
>>142075538Gary won't like this oneKEK
>>142075582fat gary is my pride and joy
>>142074281He was literally interviewed in Roger's Place on TV stupid retard. You think he wouldn't present the cup?
>>142075067bullying the jews is a god given right
>>142075623i just wanna pinch his cheeks :)
>>1420743522004 was all the proof we ever needed, retard. go back to watching povertyflop.
why do americans get so uppity about worshipping jews and watching povertyflop?
For me it's when newfags watch their first ploff rig and see it all unfold
>>142062517This is not /pol/, losers.
>>142066029>every sabre star or captain that left Buffalo has almost immediately become a Stan Lee in their next teamfucking lol
>>142075761ok we get it you cheered for gary how did his mutilated cock taste
>>142075783See, it's not just Canada that gets the Gary shaft. Buffalo and Minnesota are lumped in too.
>>142075761It's not but somehow someway /pol/ managed to infiltrate the NHL and now we have to deal with it.
could the next thread be gary themed? people are being mean to gare bear
>>142075761>>142075935You have to go back.>>/lgbt/
>>142075942This
Gary Bettman will die in your lifetime.
>>142075761Back when I was a kid I used to think Europeans were smart but over time I have realized why you are a failing continent and it's because of retards like you.
>>142075969Sad
>>142075953see >>142075971 and never talk to me or my son ever again I hate you Sweden. You were the chosen ones, and now look at you.
>>142075969Gonna kill myself before
>>142075953/lgbt/ is the second brownest board on 4chan after /pol/every brownskin is a queer
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