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ATL: Jarred Kelenic went 3-for-5 with a homer, three RBI and a steal in the Braves’ 6-2 victory over the Cardinals in the first game of Wednesday’s doubleheader
KC: Maikel Garcia went 0-for-4 with a pair of strikeouts on Wednesday in the Royals’ win over the Marlins
MIL: Jake Bauers hit a grand slam off Nathan Eovaldi as the Brewers edged the Rangers 6-5 in 10 innings Wednesday
COL: Ryan Feltner allowed four runs over six innings on Wednesday in a loss to the Astros
PIT: Andrew McCutchen belted a two-run homer on Wednesday, lifting the Pirates to a 6-1 win over the Reds
PHI: Brandon Marsh went 4-for-4 with a homer and four RBI on Wednesday afternoon, leading the Phillies to a 6-2 victory over the Tigers in Detroit
LAD: Teoscar Hernández (personal) returned to the Dodgers’ lineup for Wednesday’s contest against the White Sox
NYM: Mets’ right-hander Drew Smith will undergo an MRI exam on his injured forearm on Wednesday
TOR: Daulton Varsho (back) was held out of the Blue Jays’ starting lineup once again for Wednesday’s battle against the Red Sox
HOU: J.P. France will undergo season-ending surgery on his right shoulder
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Fucking Christ. GG Nats
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cubs lost lol
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Almost poodres there
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>you stocked up, didn't you anon??
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Happy Pride Month yall
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And that's a sweep.
GG A's
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doyers
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My Stros are .500 for the first time this season
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Jesus our bullpen are so so ass. Thank God for the DP. Also Nats sweeped! Next time, don't start shit you Walgreen fucks. Back to irrelevant wssnimgton you go.
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The Nationals have been incapable of passing .500 lately. Anytime they get close they get swept one or two times to get sent back to square one
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Da Mets baby
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Yea that's cool, but I think your team STINKS
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>>142103738
Omg love is beautiful
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>feels good to laugh at nats again
>reminds me of a little team that went on an unexpected pennant run after the all-star break, not even all that long ago.
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>4-4, 4 RBI
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Kek Padres Twitter poster "That's a sWeep with a curly W"

Cold cold coolld~
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>>142104049
Dadspie we wanna see ya azz!
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Mariners
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world series equivalent for proflop and poodres
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>gloryholes
>1out bases loaded
>0 runs
kek
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>>142104019
Br4ndon M4rsh
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I just bet 1000 dollarydoos on Grimace to win tonight if I lose I won’t make rent. Grimace pls my purple god.
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my dotti on her way to watch the mets win
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>>142104113
ggnore
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>>142104200
Based, let's run it back
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>3 games above .500
>just swept the Nats
Yep my poodres finna get swept in Bumston
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>>142104049
Post your tits
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>>142103595
DAS RITE
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>>142104228
Padres finally broke the 2 over .500 meme. I think they're off and running
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Michael Kay roasting Gleyber kek. Go Yanks btw.
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>padgays fans having hope

lol. lmao even. going on a run just to burn prospects at the deadline again for rental shitters
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>>142104307
They broke that against the Royals before choking the 3rd game and going on a 5 game losing streak against the Angels and Dbacks
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>>142104353
Padres own you, bitch.
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>tfw no dadspie bf to watch baseball and play 2hu with
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>>142104359
Oh yah, memoryholed that
>>142104353
Sounds good to me, just need some backend starters and middle relievers
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>>142104366
Padres don’t even own their own city. Everyone is Dodgers fans or military who root for hometown teams. Why this city even has pro teams I’ll never understand.
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wew hell of a play
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Vientgoat
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>he took a writing class in college
oh nonononono
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>>142104530
almost every major requires at least entry level writing classes
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>>142104530
?
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>>142104510
>gay flag
>goyslop mascot
yeah what a soulful franchise you got there metsbros
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Stop being a bitch and throw strikes bro.

Manaea has no aura without long hair.
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>he went to college
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>>142104462
Poodres are 4th in home attendance
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>>142104585
>your stadium has this flag too
>you are upset by a drunk idiot in a grimace costume
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I saw this inning yesterday
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>Verdugo
kwab kwab kwab kwab kwab
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>verdookie
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This is the guy Stankees fans were pretending was an elite player
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>chip calls him ozuna from the braves
he posts here
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Lindor <3
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Lindor is elite and I’m tired of fat franks pretending he’s not worth every penny.
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LINDOUBLE!
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I love you, my beautiful shortstop. He's addicted to leadoff doubles right now
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>>142104865
Hideo Nohomo
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>>142104019
>>142104185
Hell yea brother
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Stankees seething so hard they're resorting to hitting Mets players, pathetic
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>>142104598
He sold NLCS for us and addmited to being lazy during his Padres season. We could have been in thr WS if Clevinger didn't sell against the Phils man....
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>>142103765
you wont believe what happened after this picture was taken
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Yeah that was intentional. We better retaliate.
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>>142104585
being gay is very soulful
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>>142104924
Yasssss queen it is! ;)
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It's time we get to the bottom of this.
https://strawpoll.com/eJnvV74r1nv
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>>142103765
lmao kek
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>>142103765
cum in the loo!
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Anyone have a Mets stream
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This seems familiar
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>>142104585
Seethe
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Nice.
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Why isn't Bader hitting further up the lineup? I'd like him in this spot way more than Taylor, who's really just out there for defensive versatility in the outfield
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battle of risp
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bob costas would be a good announcer if he just shuts the fuck up every once in a while
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>the Mets broadcast is still talking about muh willy mays
We get it.
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>>142105201
Seems you don't. He was also a Met.
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>game in rain delay before Yariel can throw one pitch

great start
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Just like that my GIDP Yankees have returned.
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>>142105201
Literally the greatest post-integration player. Shut da fuck up.
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IDK why the Rangers moved Duran down and called up Hill. You can see it was a bad move since Hill cost the Rangers a run by diving and letting a single become an inside-the-park home run.
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>>142103765
>the lou
why
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>>142105201
>kwab
if you don't get it then I'm sorry your dad didn't know anything about baseball, anon
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>>142105201
better than talk about stankees not hitting
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made this and then got distracted :]
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2
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>>142105427
No they should have sucked off Judge and talked about how big and strong he is I only listen to baseball commentators for thinly veiled homoeroticism.
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I gat gaped
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>>142105528
Why can't a Yankees fan change a lightbulb? They get distracted talking about how great the previous 27 lightbulbs were.
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>>142105528
and not a single one witnessed in the average yankees fan’s lifespan
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Gleyber is traumatized
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how do you reply to a stankeefag's "muh 2 rings" without sounding mad?
they're huge faggots but your team will never even come close to that many titles ever.
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>>142105673
*27
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It's astonishing how good Lindor is
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>>142105673
>>142105581
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Lindor my beloved
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LINDOUBLES!
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>>142105784
he's mad tho
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He just keeps hitting doubles...
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Oof i was hopeful that elder could perform but he just may not be the guy
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>>142105673
As a Yankee fan I find it in bad taste as I would like them to win now, obviously you gotta keep it in the back pocket just in case it’s necessary, but not just flagrantly ringbragging while playing like shit.
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>>142105780
imagine if he wasn't shit the 1st 40 games every year
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>>142103548
My pirates (:
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Dodgers fans have such a huge victim complex and suffer badly from Astros Derangement Syndrome.
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Professional Hitter.
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Go Mets
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>good guys currently winning
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>>142105950
>good guys
>cheating
have some respect for yourself
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doyers vs white sux

>>142105955

>>142105955

>>142105955
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Are we really going to cap off the end of the first half of decent season by getting swept by the Mets and losing first place...
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KEK STINKEES
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My Yankees are ass :/
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Grimmie owns /mlb/
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Alvarez 2 run homer, go Mets brother
-HH
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OH
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>>142105950
Two run homer on top of that. Mets are unstoppable now.
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Bro, are the Yankees frauds? They are losing to the fucking Mets.
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Gil is such a bitch
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Yankees aren't that bad, they're a first place team. The Mets have just become THAT good.
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Love how this bum can get mad and just drill people in the back without consequences. How many times does he get to throw at people?
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>it was 0-0
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>>142106060
it was a changeup though, not intentional after giving up 3 runs
>kek then he throws it away
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I seriously can’t remember any other white Tyrones, in sports or otherwise
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>>142106056
Big if true.


...they have been winning a lot.
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>>142106096
There was this Irish kid in HS, like his dad fresh off the boat from Ireland, he was from county Tyrone and named his redhead son Tyrone.
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>>142106056
Their lineup is the Oakland A's outside of Judge, Soto, Volpe
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>>142106162
Kek
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>>142106173
Don't disrespect my main man Brent Rooker like that
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>>142106162
It's actually a common irish name.
>the blacks stole it?
like everything else, yes. 'fraid so
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>>142106242
they pirated it
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>Manaea plz
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>verpoopy
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>verdookieshitdiarrheapoop
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These walks are brutal , need manaea to go six at least
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How many times can this team GIDP
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another scripted homer for ohtani. /we/ seriously need to catch one of these and cut it open on livestream, i guarantee these balls are radio controlled
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>Yankees

CHECK EM
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>>142106333
>>142106460
Nah, we just need to score 16 runs. Then the bullpen might be able to handle it.
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>McNeil
Has Baty learned 2B in Syracuse yet?
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>>142106503
that's three innings in a row lmao
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>>142106551
You’re gonna have to wait till after the trade deadline
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>>142106735
I love how the El Troll nickname is something he gave himself, makes me think he's a huge IRL shitposter
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How do the Cubs and Giants play each other tomorrow at 3pm after having a 10pm start tonight? Who comes up with these schedules?
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>>142106807
>noooo my cubbies need time to hit up the SF gay bars tonight this is bullshit

kek
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these yak/mest broadcasters are ass, stop raining in boston already
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>>142106847
Seek help
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>look at Boston radar
>long strip of thunderstorms that happens to be travelling directly over boston from end-to-end that won't end until 11pm

welp gg sacks see you guys for the doubleheader next series
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>>142106847
working hard requires playing hard!
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>>142107041
Dad, why did you take me to see a gay baseball team?
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>>142106847
It has to be pretty awkward when the Giants players bump into the Cubs players leaving the bathroom of the gay bar
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>>142107108
>>142106847
You're fucking freaks
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terrible call
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>>142107095
pipe down son and stick this dollar in the gyrating man's crotch!
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I take it back Elder. 2 through 6 ain't bad its not your fault these faggots won't hit for you
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>win the MLB Pride Fuck A Player contest
>Recker not even an option
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>>142107159
wholesome
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New Ohtani franchise record just dropped
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Mets area team of destiny
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oh no no no no
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How do I get a field crew job at a major league stadium? Rolling out the tarps looks fun : )
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>>142107357
I want to see 50 homers
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>its ours
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man this is the gayest general ever.........and I love it ;^)
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Why would people think Recker is an alien or a lizard person?
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Time to call the game, sorry Yankees nothing personnel
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stankees were getting embarrassed, manfred had to call in the storm
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holy shit its a fucking maelstrom at citi field
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Who the fuck is luke Williams this loser fucking stinks
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>Lindor is back to being good
>Wont make the ASG again because fan votes
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>>142107500
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UxxajLWwzqY
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Sean Manaea CGSO you love to see it
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Based worlds oldest rookie grant holmes
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>>142107500
I'm not gay I'm a straight woman
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>The Jays - Red Sox game has been postponed due to heavy rain

playing on the road is a mistake
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>>142107909
post your breasts or please leave the thread
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>>142107932
Have some respect pal
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>>142107984
for your breasts? I would have more than some respect, heh, if, uh, you know what I mean
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In NY right now, this rain isn't stopping for a while.
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>Ben Nintendo is still in the league
>Ben Nintendo is batting .202
>Ben Nintendo is batting 2nd in the lineup

????? You ok whitesox? Has anyone tried assassinating Reinsdorf yet?
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>>142107932
Hey man, leave her alone
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MY orioles (: gg and series indians
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>>142107932
Stop being a dipshit, there are ladies in here!
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>>142107932
man up, asshole
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Kelenic's having a hell of a day
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Wow kelenic has really turned his sour start to the year around
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Man Kelenic just gets better and better, for as great a pickup as Sale was Kelenic has turned out just as good
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>>142108134
haha GOT EM
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braves can score?
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Uhhhh Yankees sissies... how do come out on top of this one?
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>>142108286
so long as its not the middle of the lineup apparently
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maybe hustle and that would have been an rbi...
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>>142108329
Albies couldnt have tried less to avoid the tag out.
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>>142108409
What was he supposed to do fuckin limbo?
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>>142108458
as much as I hate it when runners slide for first he'd have been safe if he had

though if he'd gotten hurt doing it I freely admit I'd be calling him an idiot for it
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>>142107271
Isn’t Recker retired?
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>>142108508
Yeah I thought that too until I realized half the guys in the field are off the bench
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its over
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Why make holmes keep throwing here. Just put in Chavez before this older dude cooks his arm
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Gay braves
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>>142108508
>>142108568
Possibly the only scenario (1B off bag, tag out needed) it makes sense to slide on first nad he doesn't do it.
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>>142108691
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>>142103548
Anyone here ever buy a Giants SRO ticket? Thinking about watching the Friday game against the Dodgers and want to know if I should upgrade.
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>>142108702
And it wouldn't have prevented whats happening now and it potentially leave him fucked up when youre already down like 6 guys
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sure be nice if we hadnt burned all the good arms in our pen in game one, fuck I hate double headers
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I just want Anthopolus to get an outfielder already so Duval can go back to the bench where he belongs
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>>142108788
double headers suck except for the rare occasions you win both games
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>>142108830
How about a short stop not hitting lowest 5 in the fuckin league the past month
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Why is Comiskey looking like twice the attendance/capacity % of Busch when CWS are sub .260 this season. Is the doyers draw really that strong or does gay louis just have no fans?
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aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand sumbitted!
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>>142108891
Arcia is at least streaky enough that I can delude myself into thinking he might get hot as some point, but it's been a LONG time since Duval wasn't complete ass against right handed pitching
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>>142109091
Arcia has been toast since like the last third of last year lol
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>>142109050
Based
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>>142109091
Holy shit that was spectacularly bad by Duvall though. Those first two takes were unacceptable
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>>142109050
lmfao based
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>>142109142
he started out the season hot but you won't get any argument from me that he's been a hole in the lineup for like the last two months.

And right on q Duval has another garbage at bat against a right hander to end the game
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berds win the series
>gay braves
lmao
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>>142109050
How do I do this?
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>>142109050
>get sent down
>get voted to ASG
>have to come up for the ASG
lmfao
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>>142109424
>>142109424
>>142109424
cubs giants gamethread
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how do I cope with being at citi field for pride night?
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>>142109494
try talking to your neighbors! keep an open mind and you're bound to have a blast
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the tarp is coming off
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Who's KWABoty 2024?
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>>142109561
gay louis
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>>142109437
I'm good, thanks tho
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>>142109494
wear a MAGA hat
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>>142109437
i hope they somehow both lose this game
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>>142109561
Craig Counsell
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>>142109630
cool it
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>>142109561
Scott Boris
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>>142109715
This for sure. Snell must be fuming. The Yankees offered him 150/5.
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>>142109561
Alex Verdugo
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>>142109678
>makes $50 million
>highest paid manager
>somehow the kwaboty
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>>142109715
gunnar becoming the best player in baseball offsets any of his kwabs
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>>142109561
The entire White Sox
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>>142109840
Montgomery fired him too lmfao
>>142109874
we're talking about KWAB(of THIS year)
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>>142109050
Ruining the integrity of all star voting is super cool, you piece of shit.
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>>142109561
Corbin Carroll
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>>142108977
get out there and play you pansy fags
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>>142105221
Bro for one fucking year
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>>142110029
metsinerbros who is behind this seethe
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I WANT TO SEE SOME BASEBALL

FAGGOTS!!!
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>>142110234
gay louis...
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>>142110309
kek
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>>142110309
>>142110327
YWNBAW
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>>142110340
>
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>be a gay berd
>instinctively hate women
kek
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>>142110340
oh you sweet summer child...thats now what the science says
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>>142109437
No thanks, I’ll stick to drinking semen
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>>142110387
so gay...
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10 Minutes
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Do you own a shirsey?
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>>142110387
>Lazily photoshopping a St Louis Cardinals logo onto a trans parade is peak comedy for some "people".
Yeah. Good one cusbpie.
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>>142110444
Imagine running afoul of the National LGBTQ Taskforce. I can’t wait to suffer human rights abuse by a squad of tranny pedo-paramilitary police
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>>142110585
>>>142110387 (You)
>>Lazily photoshopping a St Louis Cardinals logo onto a trans parade is peak comedy for some "people".
>Yeah. Good one cusbpie.
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>weather delay
Aaron Judge is sleeping now! Mets weather machine did this.
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>>142105342
*Ahem*
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kek Keith with the bants
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Alright boys, let's blow the doors off this thing
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doyers won :)
and Gavin Stone CGSO :)
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gg White Sox
gl the rest of the season
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>yankers
"That's a big El Stinko.";
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Uhhhhh, bronxbros?
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There's yet another shutout

Seriously what the fuck can we even do at this point as fans? I'll never switch my teams but for fuck sake help me out here /mlb/? What the fuck do I do? This is beyond anything anyone's ever seen before
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You guys ready for an Aaron Judge garbage time HR?
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>>142111131
Cry really hard every single day.
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MASTER BADER
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7-0
>7-0
7-0
>7-0
7-0
>7-0
7-0
>7-0
7-0
>7-0
7-0
>7-0
7-0
>7-0

https://x.com/barstoolsports/status/1806136679176065428
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>doyers rookie pitched all 9 innings
bravo doyers
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>>142111131
Come home White Man
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>>142111249
mb, sophomore
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>>142111258
I'll never switch my team
>>142111228
This is so depressing
And there's still a whole half of a season to go
I mean, seriously?
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>GKR making fun of Michael Gay
Based
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>>142111131
We have room for more..
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>>142111326
you watch for love of the game and your team obviously. hope any trades you make work out in your favor. hope springs eternal?
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>>142111469
>shitty field
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>>142111469

oooh
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https://x.com/JomboyMedia/status/1806137830105653632
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>>142111183
kek you called it
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>>142111499
>you had such a long rain delay to stop seething :]
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>>142111442
l m a o
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>>142111183
Based
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>>142111469
>stormy weather and everyone leaving

yup, it's mest time.
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>>142111564
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>>142111469
kino. fuck NY teams, though.
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>>142111494
Does it though?
Shit is so grim
Nobody has ever had it this bad before ever
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>>142110783
I can only see rings as the argument here. Did he do anything better than Mays?
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i thought it was just a meme
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>mets bullpen
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>the favela memes only come out when they are really upset [:
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>>142111665
It was pretty bad, since it was a bunch of landowners who were sitting on the properties near citifield doing nothing with it, because they knew eventually they could sell it for massive amounts of money.
They were right, they got paid them tens of millions to fuck off. Now it's all construction work so Cohen can build his casinos.
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I don’t understand how our bullpen is this fucking shit. I seriously don’t. They’re just fucking terrible. Rest days, no rest days, Diaz, no Diaz, fucking awful
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>>142111625
>that meme about the toughest battles yada yada
yeah, you have it really rough. I respect you for hanging in more than I probably would if I were in a similar situation.
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>>142111661
he was supposedly really fast in his prime and also probably had more raw power.
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>>142111967
Keep seething
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>>142111899
I truly don't know what to do anymore
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it's just sad at this point
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I don’t care, Mets still suck
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>>142112083
Are these really the finest prostitutes in nyc?
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>>142111131
How are you not just shrugging at the losses. I watch all the games and if the Sox win thats fun but if they lose who cares. Jerry doesn't give a shit so why should you?

>>142111258
Id sooner never watch baseball again then root for the cubs.
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>>142112015
I'm not going to say it's just baseball bro because it means a lot to me also but at least you have community here and there are the odd random moments throughout a season where you get a high even when the season is shit.
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>>142112128
anon... the best prostitutes in any city aren't walking the street lmao
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Wait hold on you guys aren't trolling? Do you guys sincerely believe that Willie Mays was better than The Mick? Mickey
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>>142112168
you mean Mickey Kaline? not a chance in the world
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How have the Yankees been winning games? They look like absolute shit.
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>>142112158
It's about standards
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>>142111963
I did check after I wrote that. Its the opposite. For their careers, the Slugging is identical at .557, Willie was able to use his speed more effectively for longer with 339 to Mickey's 153. Mickie was actually way better at pitch selection, lead the league in walks many times, and has a much higher OPS. There is an argument, but I still says Mays.
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I at least respect the effort of the favelaposters, at least it isn't ai slop
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>>142112137
I want to not give a shit but every fucking time I come here I always see every other fan having so much fun talking and following their teams ups and downs while all we have are downsx100. I remember the days when we used to be able to do that too but not anymore. I remember the days when I used to like going to games, now I haven't even been to one in over 2 years. I want to not actively hate my team because I've always loved my team. It just feels so so wrong, everything is so wrong and it hurts as a result. It's not fucking fair. Fuck you Reinsdorf, Getz, Hahn, KW and everyone else who's ruined this to pieces. I truly am in shambles every day now and I don't even know what to do or who to turn to. I tried tuning them out, I tried watching other things, I tried playing vidya instead but no matter what I always just gravitate back to them because GODDAMN IT, THEY ARE MY TEAM. FUCK
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>>142112380
To clarify, the number for speed is stolen bases.
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>>142112139
>there are the odd random moments throughout a season where you get a high
not for this season not for this team
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I feel like in his prime Mickey was better than Willie was in his prime. However, overall careerwise its Willie. (You guys should read the Last Boy btw if you haven't)
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>>142112380
I'm just starting to look at the side-by-side comparisons rn because it's been a while, but I always tend to go with a guy who had a longer career.
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>>142112155
War torn Ukraine or Flushing, Queens, NY right outside Citi Field, home of the New York Mets (owned by Wall Street billionaire Steve Cohen)
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Mays finished top 6 in MVP voting 12 times, Mantle, 9 times. They were both incredible.
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA
FUCK THE YANKEES
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Oh my kek, the stankees are getting gaped
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>KWABkees

lol lmao even
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>>142112495
Mickey had major problems with his knees and they didnt have the medicine and rehab we have today. If he has in good health I do think he would be considered better than Mays, yea.
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>More hits
>More HRs
>More RBIs
>More SBs
>More doubles and triples
>Less strikeouts
>Same exact slug, similar average
>almost same BA (but .301 looks a lot nicer than .298)
It's Mays
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>GAPEDkees
LMFAO
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Kek Wankees
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WHAT IS GOING ON IN FLUSHING
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Wait until after the ASB. Yanks will be hulk buster mode.
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>>142112734
Haha
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THE WHITEST TYRONE
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Yankees are getting gaped, you couldn't tell just by reading the thread?? lmao
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>>142112168
The serious answer to the Mays/Mantle debate to me is that with the bat they could be seen as equal. But Mays had more speed on the bases and while Mantle was okay as a fielder Mays was one of the best defensive CF of all time.

Oh and Mays played till he was in his 40's and Mantle was a stumbling drunk that was done by 34 lol.
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>>142112729
those are all counting stats. Go by OPS+ and you see that Mays had 10 seasons of 160+ to Mantles 11. Mays exceed an OPS+ of 180 once but Mantle did it 7 times. Mantle's peak was better.
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>>142112889
>ops+
oh fuck off
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>>142112832
Mantle had sovl tho. He was also more culturally significant than Willie even though MLB has recently started to pretend that the opposite is true.
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>>142112832
>Mantle was a stumbling drunk
yea but that's more based
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>>142112933
what, you can't handle a more nuanced take on an argument brainlet?
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>>142112933
>Zoomer casual doesn't know about The Oklahoma Kid
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YA GOTTA LOVE WHITE TYRONE YA JUST GOTTA
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I can feel another Judge garbage time HR coming up.
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>>142112982
if I won the lottery I would buy a 1952 Mickey Mantle card and I don't even like the Yankees. It's just the most iconic card in history next to the T206 Honus Wagner.
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>>142112409
Dont know what to tell you then. The moment Reinsdorf hired Getz from within without even bothering to talk to anybody outside of the organization i was done taking the team seriously. If the guy who is actually paying these guys to play this bad couldn't give a shit as long as he makes a profit then i wont either.
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Ty Cobb or Babe Ruth?
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>>142112889
better strikeout rate for Mays, longer career, one of the greatest defenders of all time, most extra inning HRs all-time, you're entitled to your opinion but Mays deserves all the credit he gets.
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late to the party but gg o's.. was expecting a worse loss with the bullpen gassed. all 3 games were a ton of fun though. and GOD DAMN, gunnar is a fucking stud. definitely will be watching some o's games to see that dude rake
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>>142113009
if it has a plus in it, it's made up bullshit
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Mays served in the army in his prime losing a seasons worth of games. Mantle was a gimp who got rejected from the military. Despite this Mays is still better
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>>142113107
shit just seriously sucks
nothing I can do but just vent nightly then go to sleep sad and wake up and do it all over again
I'll never be able to accept this and yet it's what'll happen
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>>142113228
How dare Mickey not wanna go die for kikes
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>>142112982
>more culturally significant
Thats always tough to measure cause who knows how much bigger Mays would've been if he played for the Yankees. The Yankees as a ballclub are more culturally significant then any team in the league. Its like the endless argument with Jeter where how would people see him if he played for the Pirates instead.
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>>142113268
you're one of the dumbest motherfuckers on the internet. congratulations
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My team has 28 rings, can you say the same?
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>>142113173
It couldn't go on forever, dropping one against one of the best teams in the league while giving our entire bullpen the night off is fine by me. Y'all fought like hell throughout that whole series, very commendable. Can't wait to gape the roylels at their place next.
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>>142113268
>korean war
>dying for kikes
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>stinkees
>losing to the mets by THIS much
Gollee
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28
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TOP 10 seasons by OPS+ between Mantle/Mays

1. 1956 210 Mantle
2. 1961 206 Mantle
3. 1963 196 Mantle
4. 1962 195 Mantle
5. 1958 188 Mantle
6. 1965 185 Mays
7. 1955 180 Mantle
8. 1964 177 Mantle
9. 1954 175 Mays
10. 1963 175 Mays

>>142113172
>>142113175
Not arguing against Mays being the greater player. I'm saying Mantle has a case for having a better peak.
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>WELLLLLLLLL
>them boys in the bronx were acting all uppity like
>talked to some prime buck breakers in queens to go set them right
>and they did as good a job as a man can do
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>>142112982
>>142113268
Willie Mays punishing the racist brainlets in the thread with more runs for the Mets lmao. and people complain that there's no serious baseball discussion on this board.
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>>142104082
Agree
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27 rings btw.
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kiss the rings,all 27 of them.
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>>142113361
>park adjustments
yep, made up bullshit. ok
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What's more annoying "muh rings" or "muh George"?
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>>142113400
>>142113414
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>>142105623
Oh come on anon they probably remember the 09 ring when they were in 1st grade
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>>142113318
>>142113356
>>142113400
>>142113414
Brainrot
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>>142113439
27. Twenty-Seven. Rings. How much do you have? Oh. that's a shame.
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random regular season game btw.

Yanks are up on the Mets

We have won more games than y’all

Also 27.
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>>142113415
no one is saying it's perfect but only a retard takes everything at face value nowadays.
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>>142107505
Tigers get the FUCK out of >our quadrant
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>>142113490
>we should ignore this stat but also pay attention to it
how hard is it for you to get through a typical day being so fucking stupid?
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>Sny showing 5 Yankee fans with the same bussin haircut
>Keith and Ron roasting them

You guys okay up there in the Bronx?
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15 years
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Lol
>mest
how many rings do you have?
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Mantle was a better natural athlete, and this can't be disputed
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>losing series to the O's and Doyers
Understandable
>losing series to Boston
Not great
>swept by lolmets
O shit nigga what you doing???
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>>142113513
much easier than >yep, made up bullshit. ok
I'd say. Please don't tell me you're a man of faith also.
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>>142113518
>Keith and Ron roasting them
it's just not fair
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>>142113451
Kek I’m 19 and have never seen the yanks in a WS
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7bLt2xKaNH0
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THIS IS METS COUNTRY

YANKEE FAGGOTS KEEP WALKING
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We own the Yankees so hard
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how many rings do YOU have lmao.
>the answer is zero
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Still #1 in the AL

Still 27 rings

Still buyers at the deadline

Still half a season left

Still won more games in our lifetime than your club

Still 27.
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>>142113555
>atheist
>fake made up park adjusted numbers
fuck off back to r*ddit thanks
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>>142113554
Calling it now Judge gets injured next series, and they start to really spiral.
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>>142113582
how old is this man
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>>142113606
ahahahahahahaha
I knew it FAGGOT
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>>142113600
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seriously how the fuck is philly’s schedule so weak
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>>142113518
>you think they go to the same barber?
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Rings: twenty seven
Your team: Lmfao... just rofl....
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>>142113554
>Doyers
Close games, Soto IL, verdict: would’ve won

>O’s
Judge IL, close games, verdict: would’ve won

>BoSox (eww)
Cora cheated twice, he still does when Yankees come to town.

>Mets
Stanton IL, AAA pitchers/hitters, player slump,

Verdict: you DONT want to see a healthy Yankees team because 28 will come like a thief in the night.
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>>142113623
this is a christian board, friend. you won't find any of your purple haired comrades here
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has the clock struck midnight for Luis Gil? He's been shitty the past two starts.
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2, 7.
You can only dream of these rings lol.
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>>142113689
your hypocrisy is tolerated here, buddy :^)
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>>142113617
>Jays, Reds, Bawston again and Rays
It's a medley of easy wins, or should be, but I can see Judge getting preternaturally injured
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Reminder yanks will sweep Toronto and buy Vladdy Jr.

Yanks will sweep Cincinnati

Yanks will sweep the Mets (next series)

Yanks will heal, yanks will win, yanks will 28.
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>makes mest fans seethe
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Fellas stop fighting. When thing we can all agree on is that Duke Snider was better than both
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Dodgers haven’t won a series since 1988 yet /mlb/ shit posters will gag spit choke sit and swallow on their cocks.
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>>142113679
>muh IL
I'm sure most of those teams had slumpers and stars on the IL too guv
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this has been the best jankees meltdown in a while
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>>142113624
27 bitch. lol.
>seethe
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Metsinersbros today is a good day.
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>>142113773
Now post it 27 times, so that you can ge the full magnitude of how much better we are than you.
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>>142113764
>>142113773
Thank you come again.
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>The Good Guys won today
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>enter /mlb/
>cum sox doomposting
>New Yorkers sperging out which team from the latinx slums of their city better
>cubs fagout
>oldheads agruing over which ww2 bomber had a better xwOBALGBTQIA+
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Ruth is the best old timer, even ya old timers get owned by yankees
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Are the Mets the only somewhat competitive little brother team? Angels and White Sox don't even try
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>>142113848
Lol no
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>sub 500 poverty norings holding onto that random COVID-era WS ring
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>>142112620
That's actually fucking grim without the content, going by only the cropped picture.

NO PIPI

NO CACA
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>>142113847
Thats why we're the best general here baby
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>>142113898
Be nice to the Mets, this is a big win for them. Remember they've been losing all year anon and losing for the majority of their ballclub existence.
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>>142113737
>>142113710
>>142113780
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>>142113860
The barves are competitive with their big brothers the Phillies
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>>142113903
*without the context
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>>142113847
you're welcome
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>>142113935
yeah show her the rings and she'll be wearing a yankee jersey in no time
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/mlb/ constantly debates who the worst fanbase is but it’s literally 3-4 faggots who spam whatever the troll of the day is. Some days they’re Yankees, some days they’re mariners, every day they’re friendless and suicidal
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>>142113935
These girls are mid by every standard but because they're from the 2000s they have a bubbly, friendly look to them + they're skinny which makes them hot. We're living in the worst timeline.
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>>142113933
I'm very torn. I need the Yankees to keep losing so my guardians can take first place in the AL, but the mest fans are just so fucking annoying whenever they randomly stop shitting the bed for a few games
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5× All-Star (2017, 2018, 2021–2023)
AL MVP (2022)
2× All-MLB First Team (2021, 2022)
All-MLB Second Team (2023)
AL Rookie of the Year (2017)
3× Silver Slugger Award (2017, 2021, 2022)
AL Hank Aaron Award (2022)
2× AL home run leader (2017, 2022)
AL RBI leader (2022)
Roberto Clemente Award (2023)
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>-37 run differential in the last 10 games
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>>142113960
On /mlb/ it’s the cubs, those niggas post like they got lobotomies. I’ll take ringposting cope over those fags.
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>>142113960
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How do we think our Mets will fare against Blanco bros?
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>>142113984
sorry
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>>142113971
who wouldn't put up those stats with the golden balls
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>>142113987
T. Metsonian Jew
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It's a great day to be a Metsinersbro.
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They keep making fun of the zoomer haircuts on the SNY broadcast
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>When you and your boys take the BX3 from Riverdale down to University heights to see your favorite Dominican barber before hoping on the BX1 to Yankee Stadium
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>>142113984
>those niggas post like they got lobotomies
It's because they're women
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>>142114007
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>>142113984
find it in your heart to forgive me!
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>>142114009
>Shalom aleichem
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>>142114010
cubgers >
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Only a Yankees player could accomplish this
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Houser has that mudslime beard going on
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>>142113987
The first few times I saw this thumbnail I thought it was a microphone and was confused
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>>142114007
Have you not been paying attention to the game? Every time they pan to the Mets crowd it's a bunch of greaseball Italians who are 50 lbs overweight.
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>>142114022
Maybe I’m just an oldfag but after bowl cuts were popular when I was 5-6 years old there never was a trend like this where every high school and college kid was a clone
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>>142114038
>muh syphilis
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Who is the most profitable team to bet on in MLB and why is it the Mets?
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>>142113984
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>>142114038
Damn he gave all those chicks herpes. What a legend.
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Wondering how to cope when skoobie eventually gets traded for 19 year olds
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>>142114054
Herpes, not syphillis
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>>142114055
mariners unders might be the most consistent winner. they’ve gotta be 50-32 under 7.5 runs
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>>142114064
>>142114073
he also gave them gift baskets though
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>>142114089
Oh nice. The gift basket makes up for open sores on your junk once a year
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>>142114073
>>142114064
>muh herpes
that fake and gay STD?
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Alonso is coming to the Yankees

Vladdy Jr is coming to the Yankees

Julio Rodrigues is coming to the Yankees

How will you cope when the wallet of 27,000,000 Steinbrenner bucks buys your favorite player and collapses your team?
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>>142114038
and not a single one over mid
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>>142114087
Im a rookie better whos not always keen on totals, but wouldn't unders also depend on who they're playing and what ballpark?
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>>142112158
there is one really hot from seattle
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>>142114107
>t. never used condoms and has herpes

Sorry bud! Maybe they’ll cure it someday
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>>142114089
I think the gift baskets were for random sluts he picked up at bars and shit
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>>142114111
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>>142114123
Starting pitchers have the largest influence. Mariners have had some games where the total is 6.5 and others where it’s 8.5, but 7 or 7.5 is most common. They’ve played about 15 games where it’s exactly 7 runs scored
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>that'll be 270,000,000 plus tip
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>>142114124
Kek you saw that thread on /pol/ I see
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>>142114141
Did you make it yourself in ms paint?
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>>142114132
it was mostly a joke but I'm sure he gave away junk to some of the names also
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Mets won that ballgame and Mariners also won that ballgame btw
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METS WIN
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>>142114163
i actually respect Jeter that he spent his entire career banging whores and once he was done he married a 10/10 SI Swimsuit model, back when being a SI model meant something.
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>>142114141
> What it means
AAA guys get on the team, old washed niggers (Torres, Trevino, Rizzo, Cabrera) get DFA’d, lol.
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>>142114111
Julio is signed through 2030. You’re not getting him until he’s 30+
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>>142114125
They don't even claim condoms stop herpes which is fake. And yeah fuck condoms might as well jerk off
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Mets fucking DESTROYED the Yankees, and 3-1 for the season I believe.
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>>142114209
Nothing can stop the Big Pinstripe Industrial Complex; not even kabbalistic Torah (read: mestoniane) magic
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>>142114211
Condoms are mostly effective at stopping herpes if you’re a man. The virus infects through mucus membranes like your lips and dick hole. Condoms reduce the spread drastically but aren’t 100%

Mets swept the yanks lol
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>the Bronx Stankees
gross
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>>142114196
I think it's funny that they gussy up his image as someone with class
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>>142113965
Yep, literally everything that a woman has to do to be hot is to be skinny, even if her face is ugy or average. Somehow woman are failing this simple task.
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This is where the Yankees really miss Stanton. He would've hit a couple dingers when they were down 10 and made the score look better.
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I don’t want to hear Mets fans complain about their owner and general manager ever again. Cashman and little Steinbrenner are worse than what you have.
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>>142114196
Can you imagine being Jeter in late 90s NYC before everyone had a camera on them at all times? Just walk into any upscale bar/club full of literal models and point at one or two to come home with you
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>>142114242
yea he's a trashy manwhore but whatever
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>>142114237
Shut up condom shill im not wearing your plastic bag
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YANKEES have fucking destroyed the Mets all of our lives and even before our time for centuries and centuries to come 84–64 (.568) all-time score.

Random season game hardly means anything.
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>>142114267
Enjoy your dick sores, Yankees fan!
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Was there ever a doubt that the Mets would win?
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>>142114272
you're losing two more next month
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>>142114272
also in the world series, and >we have more rings.
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>>142114284
All fucking season, you just broke .500 on an injured and recovering team barely scraping by (especially yesterday; judge grand slam btw)
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/nu/

>>142114302
>>142114302
>>142114302

/nu/
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>stankeefags
Where were you fags last october?
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>>142114152
Any idea the percentage of games over and under 7.5?
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>>142104863
Slut
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>>142105787
Whore
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>>142114303
Cope, seethe, dilate



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