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doyers
>my image is nu METS
SUBWAY SERIES SWEEP
Cubs!
are dogshit
random regular season game btw.Yanks are up on the MetsWe have won more games than y’allAlso 27.
>>142114365youre a loser, and an idiot. faggot ass moron.
New york gapedkees. Muh 27!
Mets still suck
>>142114302Grimace
>>142114372then why does it make you cry
>>142114372>he wrote a list
If you had to be a meme pitcher would you rather be a knuckleballer or a submariner.
Is Alonso ever gonna be good this year
Still #1 in the ALStill 27 ringsStill buyers at the deadlineStill half a season leftStill won more games in our lifetime than your clubStill 27.
Btw the mets are using sticky stuff to cheat.
>>14211438427 cm assholes from all the gaping.
>a .494 team can completely humiliate a .634 teamIs baseball a "sport" just based on luck?
Mariners! Metropolitans!>cusblol
What you see in the thread is the reason I hate seeing the Yankees lose to the Mets.
Lets just try to keep it Metsiners related, okay /mlb/? I
>>142114410this, it was clear as day and they are still using this shit.
>>142114431fuck the Yankees though
Mets cheated.
>>142114444quads of truth
>>142114444This this this
>>142114410How else can you win if you were them lol?
>>142114431>oh no they're posting highlightsyou are not allowed to reply to me if you don't know how to make a webm btw.
>>142114410>>142114444>be mets>cheatquads don't lie
>>142114399Knuckleballer. Submariners are always shitty relievers these days
Can the gapedkees ever lose without resorting to crybaby bullshit and conspiracy theories? Every fucking time they lose there's a million excuses and or conspiracy bullshit.
>>142114444Checked
>>142114485>conspiracytwo pitchers ejected for using illegal substances btw in the last 2 years. More than any other team.
>>142114485>he fell for the shitposting and is genuinely fuming
>>142114410>>142114372>>142114387>>142114431>>142114444>>142114455>>142114473problem?
>>142114504>cheating
>>142114468I pay small chinese children to make webms for me at $.02USD/5 webms.
>cheatets
Mariners!
mets cheated iirc
>cubspie on her old shit again
>>142114497two pitchers in two years??? Holy shit that's like 0.6% of the time! Almost a whole percent.
Cubs won that game btw
>>142114497that's because Manfred and the other owners are tryng to punish Cohen for paying players more money
>>142114485Yankees have some of the worst players in baseball. Happy now?
>>142114302My pirates (/
>get ejected for cheating>oy vey nothing to see here!
>>142114536look at the pic of his hand, clearly using a foreign substance
Mets cheated btw
>>142114372>also 27>all of them were won before he was out of elementary schoolI'm happy for you celebrating that win when you were 10 must have been a special memory
>>142114537Obviously the stinkies are good or else they wouldn't be first in the AL. Idk what's going on with them now but I'm going to laugh at their failure.
>be mets>cheat to beat the yankees 27 rings btw
>>142114547nah that's rosin and water bro
>>142114511>he has to pay extra for widescreen lmao
>>142114527For me it's Mariners desu
>>142114573yeah umps are just conspiring against the mets because of le cohen!
>mest
Do you see this Cashman and Steinbrenner? Look at all the fucking shit I have to put up with due to your incompetence. You two faggots can’t put together a good team, and I get bullied for it.
>mest>cheatpick two and only two
>>142114586ultra kino and great seats
the dogshit cubs are 6 games under .500
>>142114590they are, league wants the doyers to be good which is why they didnt care when ohtani signed that gay ass deal and swept it under the rug when he got caught gambling
mets cheated btw
Metropolitans
>>142114599poor widdle yankee fag
The Chicago Cubs have officially been eliminated from the 2024 postseason
>mets won that ballgame>mets won that series>mariners won that ballgame too btw
another one run loss for the choking faggot overpaid cubbies! 11 games back of Milwaukee 4 years into a rebuild xD
>Kyle heating up with his first grand slam>Soto falling back to earthI think we won the trade, finally won the trade. As if Grisham gonna save their season lol>https://x.com/fuzzyfromyt/status/1806092693476626847?t=oN-vn63KJNDLIMbBndCwUw&s=19
>>142114676they cheated
This is what the Cubs deserve for what they did to David Ross.
FAGGOTbacks
kek FAGGOTbacks!
>>142114692based
rate this play
ggwp cubies
>>142114692Ross isn't a good manager but he was much easier to root for than Craig Counsell the fucking dry joyless android
The truth revealed behind the real reason Edwin Diaz was ejected for sticky stuff.
Now that we're about halfway through the season, what has been the biggest surprise so far? I think for me the Rays being aggressively average is at the very least a strange experience. I also did not expect the Royals to be close to .500 let alone above it at any point
>>142114679You did not win the trade retardYou unironically lost it twice
>>142114710remember when they gave this shushing faggot the cover to The Show?
>>142114721I never believed the Mets could come back from an 11 game deficit
TWINS>WINTWINS>WINTWINS>WINTWINS>WINTWINS>WIN
>>142114716Classless post to humiliate a young maiden like that.
>>142114729How's Soto walking for yah. At least Higgy throws out players and defends better than all our previous catchers. We'll officially win the trade if Soto doesn't sign with you guys. One year rental BTW.
>>142114721Astros being ass, Royals being good, Philth being so much better than the Barves.
The Braves were respectable today, a win and a lose. GG Redberbs
>rosin and sweat is now illegal when the white man says so, because it just is OK?!?!
>>142114752I’m not even a yankeefagYou idiots seriously lost that trade twice and got fleeced both times
>>142114716oh fuck you
Twins offense keeps rolling. You love to see it.
>>142114716>cubefags
>>142114768They either win in a blowout or lose by 1, I don't get this season.
>>142114716>Me and Vic Carapazza are eskimo bros
If you switch teams, do you admit it to the /mlb/ to make it official or do you live with the shame in silence?
>>142114762who was the big piece in the trade for the padres? Thorpe? I guess he helped them get Cease at least
>>142114762Well I'm happy that Higgy heating up. Brito should definitely be in triple A to become a starter. No need to be mad anon! Vasquez... Ehhh some work needs to be done heh
Bros i cant survive another climb back to .500, we cant dip under that deep again. We just gotta hover around .500 and we can sneak into the wild card
>>142114791you have to go before the /mlb/ sanhedrin for approval
>>142114798Yes, Thorpe helped us get Cease. He did pretty good today, been ass lately but im sure he'll find his stride soon.
>>142114803What is the process for gaining approval?
>>142114791GUILTYGUILTYGUILTYGUILTY
>>142114716SEXO
>>142114814You must complete the Trials, which are dependent on the team you wish to bandwagon.
>>142114835I remember that scene of him racing the train and thinking it looked amazing as a kid
>>142114791i will never switch from the mets, they are the most electrifying team in baseball
>>142114866It holds up imo. That helicopter scene is great.
>>142114756berdsgg gay braves
>>142114881yeah, I'll check it out again someday. especially to see a young Margot Kidder.
I am SWITCHING TEAMS! You have been made aware and are now on notice of this change. Thank you for your time, /mlb/
>>142114937i have developed a pantyhose fetish btw
>>142114937ERG looks like this
>>142114972What does Cubspie look like?
>Jomboy saying the reason Gil was bad today was because the mound in Citifield was too fucked upThis fanbase is truly mentally devastated
DA METS!
love the mets
I have a game scenario question for all the advanced analytics people here:top of the 8th inning, 2 outs, runners on 1st an 2nd, away team losing 3-4. would you try a double steal to get tying run on 3rd and winning run on 2nd?
>>142115038give him a yankees shirt too they look the same
>>142114948>Your sentence is eternal damnation.
>>142115070depends on who's pitching, who's catching, who's at the plate, who's on the basepaths, where you are in the standings, what point in the season you're in...
>>142115099submarine pitcher with a sub 3 ERA, good defensive catcher, an overpaid dogshit hitter in the 7th hole, slightly above average runners, dead last in the division 11 games out of 1st, 80 games through the season
>>142115121sure, why not?
>>142114692the cubs had an identical record this point in the season except last year they had like the 4th best run differential in baseball. he left wins on the table and he overused the bullpen arms in june/july which lead to their collapse in september ross was not a good manager.
>>142115147do you like Counsell, results aside?
>>142115030>>142114716
you lost to the mets (talking to yankees, cubs, rangers, padres, marlins, phillies, and nationals fans)
Apologize.
>>142115179So sorry
The Mets run NYC
>>142115168honestly not at all. it's impossible for me to separate him from the results obviously but he's just extremely dry, everything is monotone and he's the same guy every day despite a win or loss. I'm some what of a meathead and I want him to show some emotion or anger. be angry when the umps blow a call and be happy when your team wins. he's so cold and calculating. I still think he's a good manager and we'll see that at some point this season. the team is just pathetic
ᵇᵉʳᵈˢ
>>142115179Please have mercy
>>142115202Based
>>142114710Hedges caught two guys stealing in a row tonight in the guards/orioles game, wasn't enough for the win but still really glad to have several great catchers.
>>142115179If you think the Cubs are any better with Ross this year you're just delusional. The only difference is he'd be screaming more. Fuck him for burning out all of the RPs arms last year, its still effecting them today
>>142115201I could see how that would be annoying. maybe it will get better when the team starts to assume more of his identity like it seemed like it did in Milwaukee.
>>142115211>Keith HernandezDon't let the mets see this
>>142115223you'd think a former catcher would understand the arms better
>>142115070Where are we in the order, how much do I trust my closer and the rest of the lineup? My gut feeling is to say yes, maybe the catcher hesitates for a moment when they both take off and doesn't make the throw in time.
>>142115230I hope so
>>142115121>>142115251In that case we need all the help we can get, fuckin leg it the lot of ya
This joke doesn't make any sense how is Pete seeing the prospects if they got moved to San Diego
>>142115201he really is a robot desu.
Where do you guys watch NPB livestreams?
We’re a .500 ball club again and coming for that Ms bussy. Going to make the playoffs for the express reason of knocking the stankees out again as is our destiny.
>>142115230He was the same with the Brewers. The assistant coaches took on a lot of the leadership and hype and all that rah rah shit. It doesn't hurt too that most of the teams he managed were young unproven guys so it was a good clubhouse vibe.
>>142115275I don't watch but strikeout dot im carries npb games
>>142115295yeah, it's fine if the team is winning but you need someone getting in an umps face on behalf of players if the team is struggling. otherwise, the manager just looks like a faggot.
>>142115294The Metsiners Alliance will break you
>>142115241lol I enjoy watching him call Cards vs. Mets games because you can clearly see the dual loyalties. Dude won MVP and a ring with the Berds, I dont blame him.
>>142115340
>>142115340My M’s :)
I can't take it anymore!!
It is so weird this is a rivalry. Forgotten one.
>>142115345whats this supposed to be?
FAGGOTcubs!
>>142115483please do not rude post thanks
>>142115399pirates phillies is a real forgotten rivalry. miss the I76 classic :(
how are you celebrating pride month?
>>142115463>Yeah dude, if you watch long enough, it'll blink... I saw it happen once...
>>142115528going to berds games with my partner
>>142115241Only kasusals don’t know about Keith’s WS and Batting Title with the Redbirds
Knickers are best and are what all the old timey baseballers wore. Long pants suck and look shitty.
>>142115534No offense gay fans but I struggle to believe that teams are making any money on the LSFGATLSTL merchandise
>>142115324Your silly alliance will never defeat destiny
Cleveland-Philly WS confirmed. ESPN goes out of business. Manfred finally gets booted.
>>142115223They need someone to scream more, maybe then they'd get more than like 4 hits per game.
>>142115749Do the Expos come back at least
>>142115190>>142115190APOLOGIES ACCEPTED
Can't...peep...anymore...
Cubs fan here!
>>142115561I think all merch is crap and they're printing money with all of it.
>>142115810peep peep
grandpa rossy back he will make the team good again. he’ll give a motivational speech to the millionaire mercenaries like its a Disney movie the mighty ducks QUACK! QUACK! QUACK! QUACK!
>>142116048kek! FAGGOT ross!
>The Yankees have now grounded into 568 double plays this season. It is the most in MLB historyDid the calculations on this. Since the Yankees have played 82 games, they ground into an average of almost 7 DPs per game
David Dumbass
peep
>>142116070They grounded into three today, would have been 4 but for an error. That was an above average performance lmao.
Assholes Ross could be lurking in this thread right now
Mickey Mantle: 7 championships Willie Mays: 1 championshipsMantle>Mays
>>142115463I just took 3 milligrams of melatonin and this is sooo trippy im freaking out man ahah
>>142116179>David Retard
>>142116181Nick Swisher: 1 World Series ringBarry Bonds: 0 World Series ringsSwisher>Bonds
>>142116225Bro that is such Reddit tier sophistry.
>>142116248Just a bit of banter, don't worry
>>142116248People on reddit argue in better faith than people here
The White Sox need the Hawk back on the mic during these dark times
you have got ta be bleepin me
DAaaaaaaaaaaD GUMMIT
Oh heck no!
I never argue in good faith. Hence, why I'm undefeated in my arguing career.
Hawk vs umpchads
It's almost asb time which teams are selling shit?
>>142116366Cubkekees faggotubs selling
>>142116374How did you get away with this post?
>>142116268If banning everyone who disagrees with you counts as good faith sure
>>142116394Think the filter/block is gone kekaroo
hopefully they're selling nudes uhhghhhh
>>142116403That doesn’t happen unless you can’t get your argument across without saying slurs
>>142116421Why do you lie? Go into some left wing subreddit and make the most milquetoast argument you can think up against their subs reason for existence and see what happens. Some of them even have rules that say “Reminder disagreeing with us will result in a ban”
>>142116421>>142116451we just had a whole thread nuked for nothing more than retarded banter last week
cubbies lost????
>>142116470Come the fuck on man, too soon
>>142116463When did I ever say the mods on this board aren’t absolute fucking garbage?
>>142116451Oh I just meant about baseball lol
>>142116463I always get upset when I miss a spammin sesh…
houspie's reign of terror has been over since 2hu dadspie claimed victorywe are mostly radical mod free except for the occasional racism banning afaikbut I suspect something else has/is happening
>>142116520> but I suspect something else has/is happeningWhat do you mean
>>142116520>but I suspect something else has/is happeningHuh
>>142116520ive been getting banned for all kinds of gay bullshit that isnt racism
>>142116498That makes sense. There’s probably nothing wrong with the baseball subs. I wouldn’t like it though because I hate seeing people pretend to be nice. Like when fans of rival teams kiss each other’s asses or a teams fans do something stupid and then the comments are all “As a Whoever fan I denounce this behavior” I don’t know if that’s worse or better than nonstop race arguments and lgbtq spam
>>142116539I don't know but decisions seem to be made occasionally and I think it's not in houspie's handsI haven't been banned from /sp/ since 21/22
>>142116520Houspie was absolutely the biggest faggot. I remember getting warnings left and right just from that bitch having one of his days. What an utter faggot.
>>142116553Same
>>142116561> Like when fans of rival teams kiss each other’s asses or a teams fans do something stupid and then the comments are all “As a Whoever fan I denounce this behavior” Yeah that’s gay as fuck behavior that illustrates what’s fundamentally wrong with the user base. I do think a lot of the times internet discussion gets brought down by outliers that just stomp on everything in a negative way
>>142116572He killed the dullahan cubs game thread poster and I will never forgive him for thatRot in hell you fucking asswhole
>just saw the Mets/Yankees scorelineHoly fuck get booty blasted stinkees. You frauds really are Judge/Soto merchants.
>>142116566> decisions seem to be made occasionally and I think it's not in houspie's handsWhy are you being so vague kek I still don’t even know what you’re saying.
I haven't been banned in almost 3 years. I don't know how you guys are getting banned unless it's for obvious racist shit.
>>142116610peeps still get banned here but not for calling out ALL CAPS threads and their creator
>>142116624janny has it out for some people. I got banned for mass checking dubs kek
>>142116605Btw the yankees have more rings than characters in your pic
>>142116610He knows a deep state inner circle /sp/ secret and if he says it they're gonna ban him or his informant from the discord ok?
The puppetmaster watches our every move...
>>142116624sometimes you catch a stray ya know
>>142116627>>142116635I don’t even wanna know. this is straight up getting satanic. I don’t play with this shit
>>142116644that's true. I should just consider myself lucky since I've been dinged before like that.
>>142116624If I want to say the N word I’m going to say the fucking N word.
>>142116661I just don't get that impulse. I hate being banned.
Guys I think I smell a janny outside of my house... I'm gonna delete this gay berds post I had prepared it's too dangerous
These are all me pretending to have conversations with other anons btw
>>142116703Stay safe out there queen
>>142116520My Chadres are literally the 2011 St Louis Cardinals. We suck but we'll finish the Job, one way or another. Everyone is so injured, our bullpen is just complete dog shit who almost choked to wallgreens. Depends if we really going to chase for Luzardo and or Kopech. I wouldn't mind getting Randy Azoarena or Jazz, they need the change of scenery desu.
>>142116783>2hu yesterday: we're getting swept by the Phillies if we make the posts eason>2hu today: world series is guaranteed
>>142116746Jeepus peepus!
>gay louis
i wanna kek so bad
Oh fuck you’re gonna make me kek!!
Kek, it's cringe!
NO KEK'KING
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SUBPOENA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
kek gay berds KEKEK
roflacoppatar!!!!
>>142116804Baseball is a finicky sports. Sometimes it's over. Sometimes we're back. It's not over til the fat lady sing.
my bad
Im so sorry
>he shows up>a powerful sorcerer robed in regal purple>Mets novices climb above .300>Mets adepts above .400>Mets sorcerers charge to .500!>18-4>Almost half their wins have come in June>Beat Phillies when they are just gathering their power>Blow out the Yankees twice as our power waxes>Over .800 sinceWe cannot be stoppedAstros will fall and then the Nats will get swept again. Mets will have a playoff berth going into the All Star Break.If the Mets keep playing like they've played in just they will end up with 108 wins despite having been on track for 100 losses.
>>142118481
>>142116605It's not their fault. The Mets have magically transformed from being just marginally better than the White Sox to the best team in baseball this month.
>>142114399Submariner style nuckleballer. No one will have a clue what is going on with my pitches.
>>142118481Ok that's enough outta you kiddo
>Manager Oli Marmol told reporters this afternoon that Edman sprained an ankle while fielding a ground ballWhat is wrong with this guy?
>>142118590I’m excited to see what happens this weekend when they play Houston who is arguably just as hot after 7 wins in a row.
Yankees :/
Yankees own the Mets.
Finally a resounding winSo close to CGSO for Murakami though ruined at the last second700 wins for OkadaAnd that anon here who went brought the winHope you didn't get too doused
Good morning, Metsiners won those ballgames btw
>>142119890>metsiners Reddit tier faggotry
>>142118590Wow at this rate you’ll be as good as the Rays by August
>>142119857Yeah I got kinda wet but 問題ない. Totally worth it, especially if you know the cheer songs and can speak with the fans a bit in Nip. Might have to get a job in Kansai and become the LeafChinkJap so I can go often
>>142120003How the fuck are you back in the US already?
>be mets>win>make people obsessed with rage
>>142114333wtf, subway employees in Korea look like THAT!?!
>>142120025I’m not, I’m in the subway, it’s my Chinese data card, these things are always doing that even with no VPN. When I was in China usually I’d appear on an HK or Yank flag. I’ll be back under my old Leaf banner in a week though
>wake up>remember the Mets beat up on the Yankees>smile
>>142120076The yankees are total frauds. Whichever team comes out of the NL should be in for an easy World Series win. Unless it’s some random shit team like the Diamondbacks again
>>142120059FascinatingSomeday when I return to Japan, I hope I can go to a game toowho knows when that'll be...
>>142120105You are gay.
>>142120198
>>142119929You are mad lmao, aw.
>being mad about the metsinersCould not possibly be me. unironically actually imagine lmao
>>142114323Soulful
>>142120568I just find it extremely cringey. Two weirdos pretending that two teams that have nothing to do with one another are allies just so they can kiss each other’s asses and jerk each other off on 4channel. Seems really desperate and gay. You’re not friends and neither one of you gives a shit about the other ones favorite team
>>142114410Using something that has been part of the game for over 150 years is cheating. By that logic gloves are cheating.
>>142120666Satan will not divide us lifelong Metsiners
>>142120692If it’s an illegal substance then yeah it’s cheating
>>142114473Reminder. Half of the Yankees 27 rings were before integration and the other half was 'Roid era rings. Almost all those rings should be asterisk. 27*
I'm...reddit...
>>142120731>muh integrationIt’s baseball not basketball. Who cares?
>>142116070How is that even possible??? How the fuck do you win 50 games playing like that?
>>142118684Hoyt Wilhelm was a low sidearm delivery Knuckleballer
The Yankees are up on both teams btw.
>>142116070That can't be right
>>142120666The funny thing is the whole thing started as>imagine how mad people would be if the Mets and Mariners both win the pennant and play each other in the World SeriesThen people like you got mad about it really early lmao. >ITS REDDIT, BECAUSE IT JUST IS, OK?!?
>>142121206This is the first time I ever noticed it so it sounds like some fags doing reddit shit and everyone pointing out that it’s reddit shit. Doesn’t exactly seem like le epic troll
I haven’t had sex in 15 years
>>142121250Metsiners has been a thing all week doofus.
>>142121327I don’t live on 4chan
>>142116070lol they ground into just under 1 double play per game
>>142120746You need to prepare yourself. That’s the next step. Asterisk next to all MLB records pre integration followed by outright erasing them a few years later
>I don’t live on 4chan
>>142120386>Treinta y tres (33)What kind of masonry is this?
>>142121250t. Manfred + every national TV network
>>142117020>>142117027>>142117031>>142117071>>142117081>>142117101>>142117102>>142117109>>142117116>>142117118>>142117119underrated
>>142120031>Padres have goose>Mets have grimaceWhat does stankees and doggie doos have? Kwab
>>142121940complaints about their first place teams because they will never be satisfied
Only absolutely shit games on today.What did we do to be punished so harshly? Also which of these terrible games do I force myself to watch today?
>pretty good shot at NL wild card >talks about us getting Pete Alonso since his deal is almost up anyhow and the Mets are out of contention>this would be just what we need >some purple fat food gay goblin shows up>suddenly the Mets cannot lose>no longer going to trade Alonso for prospects>about to take our wildcard spot
>>142122080Braves White Sox for maximum bullying
Humprf....ugh...slurpppppp...oompf...
Our heroes...and Brett Baty...
>>142122085Lowkey we need boomers. Gen Xers are the ones barely holding everything together.
Lynchian kino
I'm 10 feet tall and 450lbs, and I say, go Metsiners or I'll beat you up.
>>142122409>>142122430I'm thinkin based desu
>>142122430Holy fucking based. Tell 'em, M'sbro!!!!
>>142122100Mets fans have definitely embraced the grimace meme but let's not forget who is actually the linchpin to our success.
>>142122494Those are some retarded tattoos.Every time I see this guy I actually can't stop laughing. Do you need to actually be a felon to be on the Stanks or is just looking like one enough?
>>142116783Two cute girls in that pic :3
Gay Pirates KekFAGGOTrates!
>>142122777checkedbeautiful day, nice pic
>>142122777Why did you upload a screenshot? You fucking dork lmao.
As soon as gerritt cole came back the yankees fucking suck
Why are Amerilards like this?im only here on vacation
>>142123090wrong one
>>142119890poor sausage
>page 4 posting>the state of /mlb/wew
>>142123090That’s more of a Mexican thing desu
>>142123565It’s ok. It’s not a real hotdog it’s a squeaky toy
>>142120666Let the neurotic Jewish Mets new fan have his fun
>>142122549The Yankees are a pretty unlikeable team imo. They’ve got at least one known gay homosexual on the roster in Mike “Giancarlo” Stanton” the 35 year old bachelor who’s never married, has no kids, and has never been in a confirmed relationship with a woman in his life. He also changed his name to make it sound more gay. After him they’ve got baseballs’ generic store brand version of Patrick Mahomes in Aaron Judge, the Golden Mutt that all of the (((corporations))) love slapping on their cereal boxes and sports drinks. Judge is going to be hawking car insurance with Jake and Flo for the next 10 years and I’m already sick of it. After that all you’ve got is an endless parade of 5 foot tall mexican nobodies and poor old J D Davis standing around in first base with no one to speak English to
>Dodgers don't play today:(
>Mariners don't play today.:) It's probably better that way.
there isn't more to life than baseball
>>142124518/our/ guys are about to win 7 of 9 on the home stand including a sweep of the Twins
>>142124626I like the way you think.
>>142120666Wow you’re really upset Don’t be so mad!
>>142116624I’ve been b& probably 6 times but it’s always 3 days max for off topic shit
>>142116661Say it, King
>>142124468Judge is just the latest in long tradition of Yankee icons being mixed race mulatto mutants, even Babe Ruth had rumors that he was a quadroon passing as white.
>>142125107Nobody cares about this besides tiny dicked fat white kids.
God I want to grab cubspie by the hips, cover her loud mouth to shut her inflammatory ass up, and cum in her while I can hear her muffled cries and apologies.
>>142125107I feel bad for top right for some reason
>Stros don’t play todayThat’s 2 days off in 1 week. I hate it
Metsiners are unemployed hobos confirmed, look how they post from sunrise to sunrise.
>>142124468grim
>>142123107What kind of BBC summoning dance is this
>>142124468>>142125107>>142126228If you perform an IP scan, you will without a doubt find that these posters are related.
>>142126314t. the samefag in question falseflagging
>>142126228>>142125193The black incels are awake
>>142126502>black incelsDon't exist.
>>142126586And yet here you are
Leave NY 1.5 games backLose 5 of 6 gamesEnd up 1 game backAlrighty then.
Ooh they are coming up with some good cubs memes today.
So what baseball games do I listen to today?
>>142127037Why listen? You don’t have a television? You’ve got the internet you’re using it now.
>>142127147Perhaps I am driving around in my automobile?
giants desutry for the sweep lads
>>142127224You actually pay for satellite radio?
>>142127264Is it 2003?
>>142126713Meanwhile, yanks are about to go up 3, can you say the same?
>>142126713he who was named...
ITFCB
how come only old people go to games
>>142127264
>>142127568They're the only ones that can afford it thanks to the strength of the Biden Economy. Go Baseball and let's see how high we can get those MLB profits!
the FUCK are you looking at?!
what the fuck was that kek
Gumby looks so fucked up
what the fukc are you doing!!!!!!!!
lmao cubbies sit down
>pitchers throws to first>everyone booswhy?
>>142127650to prevent a stolen base you retard. this is just normal with other teams
>>142127264I.. um... I...
bruh frfr ong nigga finna bussin dawg yo
>>142123107>this makes browntoids seethBased
>>142127650I used to think people booed because they were tired of the pitcher fucking off and taking forever to throw a fucking pitch but they still do it now even with the pitch clock and the limit on throws to first.
>>142127609Record job growth Stopped runaway inflation Surging markets Say thanks to papa Joe when you have a chance, he’s fixed all the damage Trump did. Go Mariners
>>142127720I'm not brown but it makes me feel really dysphoric
>>142127757WrongGo Mariners tho
heyGot any grapes xD
>>142127691I'm so glad these Stankee fans are so fucking spoiled not because they're watching a team suffering 15+ years without winning a WS but it's because these brats were born the same time they last won it.
>>142127777xD
>>142127726Honestly thank God for the pitch clock and the new rules. Watching pitchers go through those OCD routines they used to do before every pitch and then just turning around and firing it to first four times in a row was like torture. I usually hate it whenever they change anything in a sport but they saved baseball with the new rules.
>>142127691My daughter talks like this and watches skibbidtoilet and aphmau play minecraft on YouTube and drinks PRIME that logan Paul drink
>>142127777checks dee!
>>142127781Finally somebody posted the real standings and not the lies MLB wants us to believe
PCA zoom zoom!!!! SAFE!
PCA on a mission
So fucking true
BAY AREA STAND UP FOR A LOCAL KID DONE GOOD
NICO!!!!
>>142127691Do these kids nowadays actually go to the barber and get perms just so they can look like idiots?
TURN THAT FROWN UPSIDE DOWN
>sale gave up a homer
>gayants
It’s an azz rape at oracle park!
WHOREacle park!
Go yanks! The road to 27 resumes tonight.
Cubbies taking the series today
we all hate the FAGGOTants
lmfao san faggpissco
>dumbass ants
>slam my ass francisco!
San fagsissy!
Willie Mays is rolling on his grave
>it’s a giants paid the umps episodecool. Nice (((sport))) brought to you by Fangraphs!
>>142128095Probably one of the fag capitals of the world
>umpantsoh fuck off already you losers
Umpants have zero shame
>>142128171giants have the second worst ump favorability in the league, only better than the a's.
>>142128245Cope
Strike 5!
>>142128245delusional
>>142128276>>142128255the cubs have the third highest.
>>142128286Don’t believe what your eyes see! Experts say that the umps help the Cubs! Trust the science! Safe and effective!!
>>142128286>>142128245according to who exactly? Ump scorecards? l o l
Oracle park is so kino I can’t lie, I get why the umps always help them.
Foolish Bailey’s most recent episode of Foolish Baseball is about Slammin Sammy Sosa. Bullying works
>>142128245I'm a giants fan bro and even I know this isn't true.
Just call up Moises holy fuck I’m so sick of these DOGSHIT catchers
sit the FUCK down that was a clear strike matt FAGGOT!
Matt Crapman.
Why isn’t Seiya DHing kek lol pirates life for me
Few things show the randomness of baseball better than the World Series MVPs in my opinion. Discuss.
>>142128528recker's azz...
What, precisely, is unnerving about Recker’s “female ass” and “boyish face”?
I really need a pounding man.
i live in western new york, what team should i root for?
>white sux
>>142128745cubbies!
>>142128745The fat Blue Jays.
>>142128745let's go cubbies!!!!!
Good lord the sneks are getting their bussy pounded for the second day in a row
>>142129066How are both 2023 WS teams below .500 at the midway point?
>giants scoring a run off a 36 mph hitwhat timeline am i in
>>142129136Wildcard was a mistake and Mankike is ruining everything.
Please have mercy
ummm cubbies????
Cubs might be the most cursed team in the league rn
>>142129167please have mercy
I didnt even mean to gay ant post it just happened outta nowhere.
>>142129243GAY ANTS
we all hate the faggot ants!
Real baseball
>>142129274If only the cubbies could field...
>>142129297It was basically a bunt in the perfect spot. Do giants fans even watch the game?
>the greatest player from each state
>>142129331>cubbies can't field a buntBro...
>>142121048He had one of the weirdest careers considering how long he pitched and its cool he managed to make the HoF with it.
>>142129342Has anyone won the World Series for their hometown team? I only know Joe DiMaggio.
>>142129283had no idea luke wilson was still alive
>>142128745Jasy
>>142129342randy johnson is from the bay area.
daaaaAAAAAAAAAAAD GUMMIT
>>142128245Did you try having a good catcher? That helps
>braves offense disappears againcan they only score at home?
>>142129486They are too busy having gay sex lol.
>>142129514Kek!!!!
>>142129185Might be?!?! Who the f*** else could even come close
>>142129514lulz
If you’re gonna pitch inside you might as well hit him in the head with a fastball. If the Umps are gonna steal another win from you it’s time to start playing dirty. Hit him in the mouth with a fastball.
I wish pop wasn’t so bad for you! I could guzzle cherry cokes all day kek. Mmmmm so sweet and yummy
please give me a random string of text for my ai image generator anime girl generator thing
>>142129185They always has been since 2016
>>142129595Cubs gape faggot ass giant ants!!!!
Seiya slap!
attaboy seiya!
How will the gay bears choke this?
>>142129619Yeah they’re cursed, definitely not just a painfully average team. It’s totally le ebil spirits!!! Fuck off asshole. Go play in traffic
Cubs fans are asleep. Post billy goats.
peein crap anti clutch DNA fuck off asshole
>>142129625watch your mouth, there are ladies in here.
5.5 more years of Fagsby
>>142129443you mean in terms of framing pitches?
>>142129690Just because you put on a skirt doesn't mean you're a lady faggot ant!!!!Kek!!!!!!!!
That was probably one of the worst at bats I’ve ever seen. Fagsby is pitiful
>>142127757Why is my standard of living going down so much I can't afford to see baseball?
Cubbies keep finding ways to blow it the way they find men to blow
/nu/>>142129752>>142129752>>142129752
Braves
I was listening to a cubbies podcast ran by two of the cubs best beat reporters n they were saying that the dugout is extremely tense and that some drastic changes could be coming soon. idk what that means, I just wish they’d come out and say it
>>142129375Cal Ripken, if you include a suburb 20 minutes away from Baltimore as still winning for his hometown.
