POST. HERE. NOW.
Modest Moments.
thinking about max zeeming justin again , fucking crazy
>>142119551guy is discussing nen aura with pereira hahahahahahahah
>>142119551I love Jiri but I get the feeling he'll get KO'd in round 1 like a bitch
>>142119614getting ready to exterminate menifield in august
>>142119700No way he can do worse than Jamahal
*cycles into the thread*
>>142119714Nice, Its been awhile since he fought. Menifields tough match up for him, he could get caught going in.
>The sphere fight night is a RIDAYH SEASON event despite being in the USComplete Saudi takeover. Looks like Dana has plenty more hand holding sessions and dominating shoulder grips to look forward to
>>142119763Dana could heem but it would mean everything
You DO trust Steve-O’s picks, right bros?
>>142119762yeah, likely he fights pretty cautious, hasnt fought in over a yearwe'll see if menifield goes back to the well on his "immediately bumrush the opponent with hands down" technique
>>142119829the only issue is ian garry is the greatest fighter of all time and cannot lose
>>142119829I'd change Garry I forsee a fucky judging decision win, and only keep Mayra
>>142119672You make up fictional fight results in your head to cope with reality? Sad
>>142119763if fight nights under their control look like whittaker vs khamzat/aliskerov with no wmma then i hope they buy the ufc
Shartles confirmed he is NOT fighting dookie
>>142119551How does Jiri counter Pereira's spirits in the rematch?
>>142119829Ian Garry is beating professional can crushing show fighter MVP
Leg kicks only work because of amazonian spirits if Alex hadn't put s hex on Jiri his legs wouldn't hurt
Both Ian Garry and MVP are very passive fightersHowever, MVP is the much more eye catching fighter, he's built his entire style around this factIf they spent a whole round doing nothing, the shots MVP lands are going to be what the judges score, and Ian won't want to stand in the fire with him, so there's going to be a lot of dead time
is herb dean mixed? why does he seem so.. how do you say.. suburban?
>>142120250This it's two counter punching back peddlers and it's going to be an absolute snoozer. Money on a decision for me
>>142119829Steve o is such a little gimp. His dad was some chief executive at fucking Pepsi.
FightFairy said MVP is going to fraud check Ian Garry and I'm inclined to agree
>>142120462MVP is the fraud sadly
>>142120462>FightFairy said
i've literally only ever lost 1 argument on /heem/ and it was because I got caught, can happen to anyone
>>142120462Joe Rogan is also of the same opinion, he said he loves watching Leon Edwards slick body move and that Ian Garry is losing to MVP since MVP also has a slick body he enjoys watching in motion all in the space of about 2 minutes>>142120250This was Schaub's opinion however he also believes Machado (Garry) is the Future and will knock out MVP
>>142119829Jiri isn't winningSmif is winningMVP is winningWho cares
>>142120221Jiri needs to Czech (check) the kicks this time
>"a fatwa? For schaub?"
>joe rogan said>eceleb woman saidBoth statements have the same value.
>>142120570>He just moves like an animal, ridiculous explosive power with no wasted movements. Look at his abdomen, That man is built like a bloodlusted chimpanzee.
>>142119829>Ignoring lopes vs Ortega
>>142119551There's no way Jiri is getting again by the left hook, right?
>>142120616Fake fight, apparently. Steven has insider knowledge.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=80vcsamB8gMKill McGregor.
>>142120624Oh he will.
UFC Alumni Donald Trump steps into the verbal octagon tonight
>>142120631If Dagistan had internet they'd be torrenting the shit out of this.
Ian Garry already got fraud checked by that jacked taiwanese boy
Riyadh Season Tony Ferguson is a different animal
>>142120652Sounds terrible if they're really muting them, basically Powerslap between geriatrics. Still picking are boy Big Don T by way of technical knockout
FightFairy got into MMA because the sheikh who took a dump on her in Schaubu Dhabi had the PPV on in the background while he emptied the contents of his bowels right onto her face.
>like acai bowls >Pricey >Can't find acai at the store Suffering
>>142120693What's wrong with you
>>142120693She "got into mma" because she saw how quickly Nina Drama garnered a following of loyal simps and she, similarly, wants the free money and fame losers will undoubtedly throw at her.
heemflash back to the time herb dean gave porrier the peoples elbow
goobybros we made it mainstream
>>142120756Durian is objectively disgusting. It's like eating a wet, mushy onion and it stinks.
Just woke up. This is my first comminique of the day. My most inportant one. AhemWar Smith.
>>142120764It’s nice if you can get past the smell, like eating pussy
>>142120708Kron Gracie shits pure acai bro
>>142120826I only tried it once, they didn't even let the guy cut it inside the office. I'm sure it can be prepared fine but I'm not willing to learn.
>>142120826You shouldn't put your mouth on weili b that's where women schaub out of
Nina Drama. Now that's a woman
>>142120826Yeah sounds aboot right the only pussy youve ever tasted stinks lmoa
Khamzat would've suffered the exact same fate as Ikram if he actually showed up btw
pussy stink is a feature not a bug
>>142120920How could you know what when khamzat torched ikram?
>yea there are only 5 good fighters imocolby covingtonsean stricklandcody garbrandtjustin gaethjestipe miocicIs this a mental illness?
Never thought I'd see the day when I'm pulling for MVP
>>142120920Ikram was laying down the blueprnt for chimaev and chimaev laid down the uppercut blueprint for shittakerChimpmaev is playing non-euclidean chess
>>142120923Exactly, got to be immature or a prude to not get that.Or an immature prude
>>142120939FlushedGoodFlushedFlushedFlushed
khamzats uppercut of vikram was a counterpunch, while bobby lead with an uppercut to split the guard as a finishing sequence against the cage after stunning vikram with an overhand right earlier
>yea there are only 5 good fighters imo>colby covington>sean strickland>cody garbrandt>justin gaethje>stipe miocic
Might as well say you're grossed out because she leaves horrible Slime on you too
Ok im out fucking England mega autists shitting up the thread again. Ill come back in a few hours and still see these spergs probably.
>>142120989I think this and eat stinky pussy.
>>142121003You’re a Chinese pedo who’s here 24/7 thoughever
>>142121003No one cares dude
>>142121003So then what's your logic?
I don't care anymore, just heem me
Why didn't we appreciate Perry when he was around? He was actually the original anti sjw if you think about ithttps://youtu.be/6MxqnNwUF54?si=8SEGbzsOHsUvIgGx
>>142121084He was a bum. 12 fights straight with only losses and decision wins. Bare knuckle is just a bum league so he looks better. Julian Lane is the second best fighter in their promotion.
>>142120717this
>>142120250Garry pressures the entire fight what the fuck are you talking about
I'm undefeated in BKFC
Fight fairy is 100% a stench Stacy. I’m thinking her vagene has rotting fish combined with sun baked garbage type smell
Jan should give his talisman to jiri
Dana knows who to call when McGregor is out
>>142121082always wondered what was the deal here, did he really not care? was it an attempt to confuse the opponent? anyone has the whole enchilada on this shit?
The Hippo is the Second largest land Mammal after Elephants. How is that possibru? Why do people always count out Giraffes? They may be very tall but they aren't lanky, ever seen a woman hugging one, the head alone is as big as the average female torso, let alone the rest.Just doesn't add up to mehttps://youtu.be/jgTKqLkzJ6Q?si=3ZEpeSVB4jbfP4OR
>>142121347Looks like me going to my wagie cageMaybe he just doesn't like his job
>>142121223>Garry pressures the entire fightRewatch that fight with Neal and talk to me about pressuring again
Is the abundance of Modelos and Monster Energy to blame for Americas epidemic of 5 foot 1 Walmart girls with no gag reflexes? We should be thanking Dana
>>142121003Not your blog mate
mvp is a bum imagine getting peached up by mike perry
>>142121223Garry is shite and now that his sad attempt at being Canor 2.0 failed unspectacularly he will be mentally flushed as a 40 year old meme fighter knocks him out. Can't wait for his WAG to begin her OF arc
>>142120135
>>142119829yeah except for the women because I don't watch that shit so I can't judge that pick >>142120348true but I'm inclined to like anyone who mangles himself for my entertainment, Chandler? two steps away from being boying material
>>142121369They probably have gag reflexes but the common kwabmerican meng is too strawweight to trigger it
jiri will heem pereira
>>142121503This didn't happen?
>>142121544'Fraid so. Luckily are Chucky Z heemed the reprehensible faggot
Spain plays Georgia in the round of 16 in the European Championship. Which will side will Topuria root for and what does that say about him as a fighter?
>>142121590Logically he should root for Georgia
what do we call black timmys like timmysanya?
>>142119551he has no chance
>>142120693based
>>142119707
you will never guess whomst this is
>>142121360A giraffe is a lankmaxxing pronghorn. A hippo is the very icon of bulkmaxxxxing. It's not close.
>>142121590If he doesn't root for us he is dead to me.
>>142121616ALEX WILL SLEEP.HERE.NOW.
>>142120462Cuckchado will heem that monkey
>>142120717nina drama is so inspiring, being this ugly and dumb and still managing to "make it"
>>142117425Anons that call any fighter reddit are just butthurt, is fine to dislike a character but retards here always call a fighter reddit just because he is popular or beat their boy, often both.
*Enters the fucking thread blasting Rapper's Delight (LONG VERSION)*
Confirmed magic users in the UFC>Alex Pereira Is in contact with multiple shamans and has a protective spirit around him at all times>Dustin Poirier Has recently employed Voodoo witch doctors to curse his opponents with staph infections>Max HollowayHas mantled Maui, the legendary demigod of hawaii, making him unheemable >Israel Adensanya Formed a contract with a powerful and evil Maori spirit in order to defeat Pereira, has faced a downslide as a consequence of this one time deal>Alexander Volkanovski Learned witch craft from the aboriginal people of Australia, which is why his performances improve vastly during the full moon>Charles Oliveira Favored by God and Illuminated by his light, was gifted a magic rock to symbolize this covenant. Was abandoned by God due to the great pride he showed before fighting Islam >Jon JonesFormes a covenant with God before the Rampage Jackson fight, if you were to view his body from an astral projection you would see a monstrous bird warrior. As a result of this covenant, he is constantly being tested like King Lot was
Funny how everyone is overlooking the fact Poatan has literally never won a rematch in UFC lol
>>142121223
>>142120135he gets knocked down bad and goes out for a second which to him appears like an infinity in which he accepts his shadow and integrates it into his samurai spirit cultivated through a lifetime of physical and mental training. With his body and soul as one he will go on to permaflush the early stoppage charlatan who solely relies on strange lesser spirits and bad refereeing.
>>142121696amanda nunes pre hrt
>>142121796Chills.
>>142121365Rewatch the fight with Magny bud Rewatch any of his other UFC fights. Garry didn’t pressure Neal as much because Neal is a southpaw who has legit power. He’ll be all over MVP and will fuck up his front leg early with calf kicks. Cap this
DDP is heeming this zesty black timmys bussy
>>142120250whoever wins, I just hope it's by brutal heem
>>142121861>he pressures except when he doesnt
>>142121696THE?!
>>142121774excellent post
>>142121796Izzy is the king of midwits. He’s not dumb but not smart. He gained a level of self awareness in the last few years and now thinks he’s brilliant.
>>142121861The Magny fight where he was just letting Magny come to him the entire time and failed to finish a one legged man?
>>142121774Elaborate on Volk. I know prior to the first Islam fight he was huffing Aboriginal incense and hopping around like a wallaby, but I'm unfamiliar with any moon blessing he may have.
>>142121910Lmao he had magny backing up and pinned to the cage more than half the fight
Heeeem
>>142121800And Jiri has never lost a rematch
>>142121677Are those drunk goggles or just normal sunglasses?
>>142121796boo hoo go suck off a dog
>>142121897Name one wrong thing he said there.
>>142122030
>>142121892>Pereira's coach is some 50/50 canBros...
>>142122030Phwoaaar
Why do chuds pretend that DDP is a le nice guy and didn't know what he was doing with the real African stuff? IDGAF but he clearly intended to be provocative
>>142122030Monke
>>142122128Not a bad sign. Some people are better at analysis than implementation.
>>142122131do you have a single example of someone calling dricus a nice guy or similar
>>142121892wtfthat fat hog used to fight???
>>142122149My ancestor
>>14212213190% of your posts are just gaslighting b I mean it's just silly at this point dawg
>>142119738Damn so this is what my wife sees.
>>142120462mma joey said ian machado will expose mvps non-existing ground game thoughever
>>142122128You think he's in the room with Alex giving him pointers and yelling Chama as he heems puss?
>>142119551ALHAMDULLILAH.SLAY THE BLACK MAGIC USER KUFR ASTAGHFIRULLAH MONKEY NIGGER CHRISTIANJIRI PROCHAZKA JAZAK ALLAHU KHAYRANIKIMASHOU
im no scientist, but they might be real considering they are different sizeshow you gonna pay for them to be installed and ask for asymmetry
>>142119738>>142119738Me on the right. My wife behind the camera.
>>142122206Why is Jiri heeming your WAG
>>142122164its the consensus on MMA xitter
>>142122212I work at wendy's and last night i sold MMA Joey two triple flamethrower burger and 20 spicy chicken nuggets with two XL frosties. I'll trust the egirl over the blob tyvm.
I've been doing some thinking
>>142122131You can't just say that man
>>142122131people think he's a bully or just a regular bro
>>142120756Reddit hates it!
>>142119551Fuck Dana
OOH MOTHER I CAN FEEL THE SOIL FALLING OVER MY HEAD
>>142122162Maybe you're right. At the very least we know that he's being coached by very experienced fighters.
>>142122306>punching the Miami heat mascotlmao
dricus du plessis is literally jon jones
>>142122306These reddit people are mentally ill man. How can someone go thru life like this?
>>142122306>incident at UFC 229Oh, that time when he got jumped by 2 known terrorists and defended himself?
>>142122356jones is a top
>>142121989Please tell me the story here
im heem champ btw
>>142122505wow im impressed
>>142122505Division is a wasteland so what
>>142119829smiff win
>>142122505
New fighter nickname: "Sneed".
>he says, fully intending to channel Musashi's spiritWhat a coward
>>142122544Horrifying
If it were me, I would tell Poatan to use every bit of magic or black magic he has. It won't change the result. My destiny is written in the stars.
the titanium paw has failed...
Sing me to sleep, sing me to sleepI'm tired and I, I want to go to bedSing me to sleep, sing me to sleepAnd then leave me aloneDon't try to wake me in the morning'Cause I will be gone
>>142122583Its a warning
>>142122544nightmare fuel
>>142121796Africa is so big of a continent that african doesnt mean raciallyWhat izzy think is, is DDP Subsaharan african ? Obviously no but he still an africanIts just a problem of defenition
>>142122544Looked friendlier/better before
Why did actor, socialite and celebrity Conor McGregor ever think he could be a fighter?
>>142122583>>142122656Why cant be just proud of his originKhamzat is kinda right about him, that whole samurai is cringe as fuckThere is plenty of warriors from where he came from like hussites for exemple, their undefeated one eyed general jan ziska
>>142122655Nothing a few modelos can't erase from ones memory for a few hours
>>142121831what makes you think we are not existing in that second right now? in the first fight?'The Goddard's stoppage' never actually happened and we are part of pocket universe that was just created for jiri to find his strength in. Once he opens his eyes and stands up everything you've known and loved will fade away like a fever dream.
>>142122734Jiri got a healthy serving of nip pussy when he was in Rizin. That shit can change a man if he lacks the will. That's why I will be picking Alex Pereira to win this weekend.
>>142122760>Doin me head in. Need to take a tough man contest with Ngannou standin in the phone booth since they all doubtin me
USMAN BROS SAY IT WITH ME: ONE MORE RUNhttps://x.com/ChampRDS/status/1805462326004314331
>>142122734Jiri was a delinquent thug until his coach showed him the Book of Five Rings and he adopted his pure warrior lifestyle
>>142122802Hey, look, it's Khamzat's best win struggling to walk.
>>142122802/uj Marty unironically undoubtabedly indubitably clears the MW division. After two weeks with Whitman he out boxed Strickland, the best boxer in middleweight history. The divisional skill gap reigns supreme.
https://youtu.be/89f3WQgdlAw?feature=sharedIt's up
>>142122833Bobby Knuckles cleans his clock
>>142122734the only slavic warriors are polish and russians we all know this bro
>>142122851arguably but its also debatable
Conorbros we've still got it
>>142122851poopy suckles got heemed by court mcgee
>>142122860No ?https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hussite_Warshttps://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jan_%C5%BDi%C5%BEkaAnd i could bring many more exemple
>>142122869and you got heemed by your step dad but we all know you've grown since then
>>142122892meds
This lady running for office has done like 4 speeches and rallies with tito ortiz in the last few months. What demographic is she trying to win with this?
>>142122915If that's what helps you deal with the pain, then take them brotherI'll be here any time if you need me
>>142122888i am joking but seriously the vandals came from whats today is poland
>>142122898Imagine identifying with a comic book character made by some jew as some fort as national identity
>>142122898Be honest you guys miss this era, especially if you add in volk. Active champs that were all undeniably good
>>142122851Bobby would probably teep and stomp the shit out of Usman's knees. It's how he opened the second Romero fight.
>>142122929the /heem/ vote can singlehandedly swing an election
>>142122934I'm not shota sean b
>>142122947And ?This is the just geographical localisationNothing to do with bloodThat area was inhabited by east germanics beforeSlavs bursted out of that giant swamp/forest between belarus and poland only like after
>>142122962there are dozens of us
>>142122929Tito managed to become mayor so he's actually a decent politician
>>142122929Men over 35. Arizona seems to love electing women, it's ridiculous.
>>142122959i miss when stipe whooped that roided gorilla
Trump is doing slam poetry at a rally right now. Surely dana wouldn't align himself with this
heem everyone even myself
>>142121567Fuck man I know Fedor didn't like that. That was rough to watch, I wish you didn't inform me of this bad piece of history. Why did Van even act so gay with that wink? He's never done this kind of thing before
>>142122959Their challengers were dogshit except for Colby and Whittaker. Not their fault but the title picture for MW and WW actually has competitive contenders now
What did the boss mean by this?
>>142122128Name one coach that wasn't a can.
>except for Colby
>>142122959Not even a little bit.
>except for colby
How come there aren't any Asian ring girls? Is it because having a 37kg 4'11" Asian woman next to the other "women" would make them all look like manly hogbeasts?
>>142123136
>Ngannou>Active champ
I like how usman hasnt had use of his knees since 2018 and it took until Leon in their 3rd matchup for a fighter to actually kick at them
>>142123199She looks messican as shit b. Not even joking.
>>142123199It's because Asians are hideous bug people and you yellow fever faggots are subhumans who should kill yourselves
Ever since I discovered how to speed up videos on youtube using their video speed option, I have become twice as productive as I was before. Now I can watch two times as many MMA videos as I used to watch in the same period of time.
>>142123199shut up pedo
>>142123199There were some for the China card years ago. I remember one having some nice persimmons on her.
Is Jiri the closest thing to an Aryan? This nigga makes no sense
mma knowledge is not at all important for picking fights
Jiri and Pereira's "Gimmicks" are no better than 35 year old women that buy crystals and get their palms read
>>142123268Hang yourself amerimutt
>>142123323your culture is hamburgers
>>142123079He's french b, many such cases, all of them dire
Jiribros what will we do after our guy lost against Poatan for a second time?
>>142123231Native genesThats why latinas are so hot
>>142123350*cheeseburgers
>>142123323guy think that he is nobunaga from hxh
>>142123350what's canadian culture?
>>142123323That's Cannonier's gimmick though
>>142123375
>>142123323you americans tried to comercialize the soul even so you actively killed it in yourself. now that anything genuine is nonexistent in your culture so any display of it just causes cringe in you. that is why your lives have no meaning and you get swayed to bloodbath by any poison word that jewish wind brings.
>>142123384cannonier does it better
>>142123374but hxh nobunaga's the guy that thinks he is nobunaga
>>142123375the great outdoors.Canada has more lakes than the rest of the world combined
>>142123408womp womp
>>142123399being gay and chinese?
>>142123408
Alex Pereira is a freemasonI hope Jiri heems him
>>142123136Tony ferguson
>>142123421nvm thats a misconception. but we have a ton of lakes and the boreal forest.
>>142121796I mean if you went out of your country as a very early age you aren't really from that country. You're more like an erased memory. Ngannou is the true african. DDP too.
huhshaman
>>142123428being gay, chinese, and never leaving toronto while posting pictures of the yukon
>>142123479Jiri must have 30kg of muscle on this guy. I don't know how he doesn't heem this bum.
>>142122030Zoom in on that Face. Jee ZUSare her Tits real?
>>142123492don't you watch fights? muscle doesn't matter in them you fool
>>142123492jiri is actually sneakily small for a lhw and would probably naturally be a 195. His hips and pelvis are very narrow but he wears the baggy shorts so its hard to tell
>>142123492KO Power doesnt come from weightYou either have it or not
>>142123492Jiri isn't even that big, he keeps talking about MW
>>142123443-aura, she looks like a walking std. vetori went to shit after this
>>142123492Jerry's entire bone structure is pneumatized, that's why he looks like he should be heavier despite walking around at like 210; coincidentally, it's the same reason why he'll get weemed and zeemed by Piera everytime
pereddit is a size bully at lhw
>>142123561>wenthe was never good
>>142123506>>142123533Goatbrained take, Khabrazza would be proud
>>142123613i could reach your prostate with my pinkie toe
Zatdaddy really did teach reddiker how to Heem
>>142123613Its the truth tho
>>142123576He has a HW frame
>>142123375Losing at Hockey and then trying to play soccer to cope
>>142123671Jamawl is such a peaheaded bum. I'm glad many heemsters backpedaled on their picks as soon as they saw this.
>>142123671>>142123699
Would you eat Nina's burger?
>>142123671BRUTAL skullmog
>>142123445Proofs? They're letting any old drunk brazilian mechanic in these days
>>142123754
>>142123756skibidi toilet gyatt +aura
>>142123576>>142123671You guys are quite dumb, why do you think they weight fighters? Take a guess. Good thing the UFC isn't run by you two chuckle brothers, you be getting out your tape measure and making J-Turner fight Anthony Johnson
>>142123756I loathe this disgusting French Sicilian tramp
There are accounts that cite that druids believed the soul was immortal, residing in the head until it was reincarnated. Theories state this would create a tendency for druids to decapitate those who have passed and keep their heads.
>>142123756I seen her pussey and tiddies.
Need to take a foul Nina Drama on the Ian Garry but the paper here's so thin I don't think I'll get all the Jiri wiped off
>>142123792bones aren't the majority of your weight retard
>>142123848Lame post b. Do better.
>>142123803Lol
>>142121774Does meme magic count?
>>142123895it's not looking too good shortbros
Fuck Payton Talbott
>>142123857Never spoke about the proportion of weight per item of anatomy. Also do you know they weigh him too, his bones could be made from lead but he obviously is around the weight of his classmates because he doesn't weigh more in total. Did you know it's all about your total weight? I can explain further
>>142123973Yeah well fuck you too motherfucker and here's what I think of your hateful comment: get cancer you ugly faggot
>>142123647he fully downloaded the Khamzat data
>>142123973I bet you would faggot
>>142123895I thought that was merle at first, got excited because her videos are so rare. When she's sparring she's eager, hot and bothered her mouth is almost watering. Nice Ass too
>>142123756see told you guys >>142123350
>>142123986size =/= weight
>>142123756can't wait for Katya to replace this hag
>>142124100Obviously, and he's not as big as Cyril Gane, that's why he's in a lower weight class. It's all just numbers anywayWHAT KIND OF CONVERSATION ARE WE EVEN HAVING!? who are you?
>>142123881Who was too much? Jiri I hope>>142123939When has it ever looked good for micromen
>>142124166ciryl gane is an obese featherweight
>>142124104Are Kojuhova is still finding her feet but will one day surpass the english bum and then the franco-sicilian whore and mma media will be better for it
hearing shara bullet needs an opponent for denver
>>142124201franco sicilians dont look like mexican goblins
>>142124193God, someone help me. I've just wasted time talking to a 5 year old
>>142124203the double eye poke to back of the head shot combot is truly a thing of beauty
>>142124201amen
>>142124304this isn't your kik chat pedo
>>142121796Izzy Goes Off on HAP
>>142122062DDP is objectively more African than a guy who left as a toddler to live in the western world. Yes NZ counts as western world
>>142123456based bib
You know a card is good when France is back to spamming
holy shit ufc commentator joe rogan just uploaded like 100 podcasts to youtube in one batch
we are herehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OaN7ke8opY0
>>142124690Spotifyxisters... To the spoticord we need to regroup
how does ostrine enhance performance?
>>142124759
>>142124923
https://youtu.be/d5_TT5sEPbUits out you chinks!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uF73StqLH0M
>>142125124false alarm this is a reupload from 2 years ago
Smiff is the '91 Bears of MMA
Yep... it's about that time of day when I need to come in here and just remind all of ya'll that I could KICK. YOUR. ASS.Peace.PS - NEVER doubt Smiffyboi.
>>142125637Smiff will beat Roman. Dolidze is too one dimensional because all 185ers are one dimensional
talbott has done far more to deserve a title shot than merab
Smiff sucks, but Roman arguably sucks even more and is a weight class smaller.
talbott has done far more dicksucking to deserve a title shot than merab
aliskerov got thrown into the deep end before he could swim... he will learn from this experience, train twice as hard as he did before, develop a whole new skillset, lose a split decision to jack hermansson and retire
Me, Tito, June White, some ghb and KY jelly
>>142124501Adesanya left Nigeria as a teenager. Dricus will never be African.
>>142123787Kek
>>142123576More like a size queen
>subbed by Bobby Green>heemed by Bobby Knuckles
>>142125771He went home, played some Fallout 76 with his kids, then gooned for nearly eleven hours.
https://x.com/espnmma/status/1806356872133534070
Just a reminder that after his "sheesh" remarks regarding Derns ass, bobby green proceeded to text her husband (who was pretending to be dern) and narrowly avoided getting murdered in a car park at 3am
Aliskerov is still a better win than Roman dolidze
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_npzC8LhkOM>checking leg kicks with jabs>hands uphes keeping his hands up for the wrong reasons, this guy is getting heemed
Dolidze is so shit he made Vettori look like a competent boxer
>>142125950YWNBARA
according to witches, Muslims are the hardest to affect with black magic. The witches claim that the Muslim God puts a barrier around them. So Muslims might still be the best MMA base. Though Muslims aren't allowed to use magic, even though they have a high magic defense, their lack of offensive magic might be just what we need to solve the Muslim puzzle in the UFC.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-XRXEY6Tivwhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0m-mcyhUDLQ
>>142126006he can't truly spar the way he fights regardless, he probably just brainstorms and experiments the whole time
>>142126074>according to witches, Muslims are the hardest to affect with black magicIt's true, I read it on the internet.
>>142126074
>>142125982The can that lost to Sharabum doesn’t strike me as too much of a threat
>>142123134I hope all this Saudi slurping from the UFC results in Jones vs Ngannou.
Met Sean Strickland, now he won’t stop texting me
>>142126446>nigger
Let’s heem racism
>>142126474
>>142119551>places a spirit binding circle in Pereira's locker room>Alex enters it, and when he gets out the spirits get stuck insideJiri's path to victory is clear
What if Pereira unlocks the Mangekyou Sharingan? How does Jiri beat him then?
>Islam beat the Poolo curse because he's protected by Allah
The plot thickens
Ate some icecream and when i was 3 scoops through (dont judge) i saw some mold in it. God im so fucking sick of this shit man.
>>142126923Poolo curse isn't real but Peahead hired a witch doctor to infect both Benoit and Islam with staph.
>>142125936Dricus is 100% African. Brought the belt back home to Africa
Tim has piguru on, what a shame...
>>142126589>pic relFiggy won the battle, but Joey B won the war
>>142123303Give me the winners, Master Oogway
>>142127124what war b
puke thomans just called us 4chan dorks LMAO
>Cannonier vs Holland Completely fabricated fake fight report>Oliveira vs Hooker Completely fabricated fake fight reportWhere are these coming from?
>>142127144
>>142127217AYO DIS BITCH COOKS DRY PASTA
>>142126074That is according to tumblr wiccans. They have the lowest power in the occult sphere anyway. Most muslims are npcs(i hate the term but had to use it) so they are highly vulnerable to magical manipulation. I would know, i've heemed entities in the astral realm that would make average heemster shit their pants. Allah itself is of strong egregore but technology is winning over him too.
hearing credible reports that mcgregor vs gane is being targeted for riyadh season noche ufc at the sphere
Heard that the UFC is planning to strip both Tom and Jon and award the heavyweight championship to Cyril Gane.
>>142126199>>142126181
>>142120462I don't rate Cuck Garry at all but MVP's entire career is built on top of fighting the absolute bummiest of cans. Even someone like Garry has bought better competition.It's a fight for who's the bigger shitter and I think that's MVP.
>>142127294i would have an issue with this is any other case, but the entire world knows gane is the real champ
>>142127295Rip in peace Charlie Murphy
>>142127325eh, Garry best competition are the neal brothers, MVP mostlyfought bums, but he did fight like 2 good fighters in bellator, he lost both those fight however.
>>142126934chamabros
>>142123443sucubus drained all his energy out
Ian "the cuck" Garry will lay down his bussy and start twerking in the middle of the cage while MVP whips out his BBC and starts eating his ass out before plowing it
>>142126181Everything on Reddit is fake. Stop believing shit like this was posted earnestly
>>142127474Fuck you. I’ll believe whatever I want.
Ian Garry will be like now I'll show you why they call me Machado here's some Machiado and will spray liquid diarrhea onto MVPs big ass fish lips and he will be overwhelmed and fall back down on the mat while Ian Garry will suck his BBC off and then shove it in his diarrhea asshole he's gonna explode with more once it enters
>>142127583Yup. This is true.
>>142127600Fuck off
>>142127583Seek help
>>142127600but Ngannou clearly won?
>>142127600dyson furry? the guy disgraced ufc dropout francis ngannou bullied?
Is there anyone dumber than someone who bets on UFC? Cant wait to see all these losers on Saturday night when they lose half their bank account betting on Pereira
>>142127679ccccccope
how many should i purchase?
>>142127679I’m up about 175% on UFC this year. I suck at other sports tho lol. Literally just bet overs when the fight is expected to be a heem and you’ll do well.
Machadobros... Schaub picked him... It's fucking over...
>>142127775How many walls do you have?
>>142127794and bet decisions on most goatfuckers
>>142127827i live in an official ufc octagon replica so that would be 8
Sometimes I wanna get on heem and just let loose but I can't but it's cool for Loopycel to hump a dead moose?
>>142127871Well there you go, 8 posters.
>>142121347He was trying to scare him with his aura. This a common technique here in the US. It's usually followed up with a sucker punch 99% of the time in ... certain parts of the country...
>>142127897Wrong. CTE and exhaustion.
>>142127775Still can't believe this one is real
>>142119551
>>142127916Nah, he was going to try and explode on a haymaker. Would have failed either way.
>>142127942post the real one
ONE tomorrow
i know you guys been missing the OCR's
>>142127972Nah
Normies are mindbroken by Alex being called out for being a warlock.>t-there's no way he asked the spirits for help! those don't exist...right?
DANA WHITE'S MISTREATMENT OF LGBTQ+ FIGHTERS IS FUCKING SICKENING. WE ARE ALL FIGHTERS.
>>142128076dana loves jon and conor wdym?
>>142128028They are charging for the 2nd half LMAO
>>142128092Conor is a fucking fascist. "Ireland for Irish" no human being is illegal.
>does a 40 minute video to explain how he actually won the fight despite losing it due to Herb Dean's faultBASEDJamahal bros we are BACK!
>>142127600Fury did win. Only a fucking cazzie retard doesn't realize how easy it was for Fury to game that match and win a decision. The "knockdown" was a flop, in case you're not following.
>>142128124F/N
>>142128116>scistggot
>>>/gif/27447729
oh... THAT"s why demetrious johnson ducked
>>142123375Canada is English culture
>>142128214with that hairline you can see why he got so mad
you had better pay for the ppv
>>142128236nonwhite post
can't wait for UFC 303: Chandler vs Oliveira 2
>>142128214Just how good is Logan Paul?
>>142122734If Jan Ziska had written a book of warrior philosophy distilled from a lifetime of experience, instead of being a christcuck, maybe Jiri would have read that instead
>>142128242The whole card will be on Sky Sports YouTube like usual for bongs
>>142128257his brother heemed the 170 goat stiff, so pretty fucking elite.
>>142128244you're meant to sign at the end, not the start
>>142128290but enough about you
Eh eh eh, heem are you intoxicated??
>>142128312
>>142128214Kek share this video man
make new thread
>>142128377that man is not chinese
>>142128392You can see the turd poking out from under his lip there
>>142128393Imagine spinning back kicking her.
>>142128425lonely pedo
>>142127775i got a 296 signed poster for $350. only piece of ufc memorabilia i'll ever own
>>142128335>>142128434
>>142128409you are
so you want to be a fighter...
>>142128463there's literally nothing wrong with that
>>142128448
>>142127828I had over 1.5, over 2.5, and fight goes the distance: yes for the Pavlovich-Volkov fight. $20 on each, collected $168. Doing the same bet with the Talbott fight. If it gets past 1.5 you pretty much break even, if it gets into the 3rd round you can make a lot.
>>142128052Yea, sadly. it was not exhaustion since it was the first round opening. He fights like that every fight. He explodes pretty well. Mostly fights on Ares FC
>>142128443You fuck sheeps.
>>142128499Proof: trust me bro
>>142128492
>>142121082unbelievably based
my boys are fighting each other and it honestly upsets me
Just over 1 hour until UFC press conference
>>142128545iktf bro...us Jourdain and Silvachads will have to find a way to get by after Saturday
you bunch of sexless dork nerds got put on blast by luke thomashttps://www.youtube.com/live/NBfbBOFhYP8?si=qCh_SNKcLrDlf-_c&t=2353
>>142121796He migrated from one British colony to another one, if anything he is a product of colonization.
>>142128595my bad wrong linkhttps://youtu.be/NBfbBOFhYP8?t=2349
i refuse to believe any of you actually waste your time listening/watching MMA "personalities" who don't know more about fighting than the average /heem/ loser who knows nothing about fighting
>>142128622I've got Lucas Tracy: ON
>>142128642frig that guy desu
>>142128629Ok
>>142128629meds
>>142128629you best start believing in that stuff mrs turner because you're in one!
>>142128629I watch heavy hands sometimes and nothing else
>>142127794Thats just dumb luck. MMA is dumb luck. Any Johnny cum lately can knock out the favorite on any day of the week. Its just pure retardation to bet on something the outcome of which is 99% random
smiff is the lock of the card
>>142128726>99% randomits not
>>142128748This, because it's actually 100%
>>142128726why are you saying this? did your mind break after getting a pick wrong or something?
getting cooked by evloev is not impressivelopes will gas and get finished in the second round
>>142128726this. every fight is 50-50. the guy either wins or he loses
lopez vs ortega is essentially rob vs ikram
>>142128816This, Lopes lost to regional cans, spamming submissions of your back is outdated in the current meta. It's not like Evloev doesn't have close fight usually, he went to a split against a washed Nik Lentz.
AAAANNNDDD NEW
AAAAAAAAAAANDDDD STILL
Anyone makes the thread gets their teeth kicked in
the only issue is that ortega was almost killed by yair a few months ago
call me crazy but I unironically think that Pereira is getting better with each fightJust compare when he fought Jan and when he knocekd ou Jiri or Hill
AAAAAAAAAND BRICKED
yair zeems lopes
>>142128966He got used to lhw so fast.
ortega will break his leg climbing up the steps into the 'gon
is Diego Lopes champ material?I feel like he has this invincibility aura even tho he lost to Evloev (one week notice, gassed)
>>142129035and still will submit Lopes in the third
And new.
>>142129046gets tko'd this weekend then orbits in the top 15 till brito gets his rematch and ends the meme
>>142129046nah, he's just a fun action fighter, jui jistu base will never take you too far in current MMA unless you are a crazy outlier like Charles.Brito and Evloev have shown that when faced with somebody he cannot overwhelm, he can be shut down.
>>142128629the ATM sings a different song, speaking of which that dickface that lost 5k on shitkram still has me chuckling
>STILL not over dieGOAT exposing KWABsar
rei tsuruya ppv in 2 days
oh man how will movsar recover from adding an ez win to his record
>>142119738wonder if he trains with a shaman casting cantrips and hexes on him to acclimate, kinda looks like it
Is Ortega actually retarded or is English not his first language or something ? He don’t seem too bright.
new jiri>>142129245>>142129245
>>142129046No he’ll be the new Brian ortega at best
>>142121330Ngubu lost that fight, and the next
>>142121796Pizzy is a bum hasbeen who got fraudchecked by Strickland, Romero, Yan and Pereira 3 times
>>142127138jirilopessmithmvpyour welcome
