jiriviously: >>142119551
k1
shit thread
Is Ortega actually retarded or is English not his first language or something ? He don’t seem too bright..
>>142129261We don't watch that crap
>>142129273>We
>>142129270he's mexican therefor absolutely retarded and the repeated beating and blows to his head doesnt help
Curtis.
>>142129289We don’t
>>142129261>K1 fag is a sheep shaggerNot surprising at all
>>142129245why do they suck our dick so much b?
I refuse to watch another 30 minutes of Jamahal's cope. Can someone just give me one or two of the standout lolcow takes Jamahal made in today's video?
Evloev got saved by the bell twice
>>142129306>We
>>142129314Because le Mexican fighting spirit
>>142129261guy named dengue, lolnext time I hope I see a brazilian named zika
ONE
>>142129298I'm s-s-s-so glad that L he took to Kwablovich didn't really impact his stock at all.
>>142129314to use a reference you will understand, you are like a $ pinata.
>>142129328Meds
>>142129314You'll see when your president does her thing
>>142129261>>142129346We don't watch that crap here.
>lopes fight week>everyone seething over evloev insteadkek what an unironic needlemoving mega draw
>>142129410This is the /heem/ consensus.
>>142129410>>142129289
One, k1, rizin, bellator, pfl, boxing, power slap, bare knuckle, karate combat.We don't watch any of that crap here.
>>142129440is this a bot
We watch everything but pillowtap, wmma and slapshit here.
>>142129427Excellent post.
anime
>>142129314Dana is desperate for a mma canelo.
>Anime We don’t watch that crap here.
>>142129320He basically said he didn't commit any mistakes the whole fight, he said taht Pereira was making all the mistakes until Herb Dean messed everything up and made Jamahal unfocused (his only mistake in the fight)
>>142129518True.
>>142129518yeah we anime in this bish
K-1 must prevail.
>>142129523Ok so nothing new. He just wanted to triple down on something he has to know everyone is clowning on him for.
>>142129415One guy had to get surgery after this fight because his knee got fucked up, the other didn't Also, Evloev had full camp while Lopes was 10 days notice
>>142129596one guy won 3 rounds and the other won 0 rounds
Holy fuck bros England is still here? I cannot believe the amount of time this loser spends on heem. Nowadays I find myself coming by here just to stop and laugh at parasocial freaks like him. Good luck in life man.
>UFC is slurp until September when Gooby fights againLMAOFuck this company
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xVKQoTbYl48GET IN HERE GUYS10 MINUTES
>>142129657sweet but listening to brain dead jiri struggle in English and HUH, CHAMA guy just isnt that interesting to me bro, maybe its entertaining for you lesser people but not me brah
>>142129596>He's humping his leg! Stop the fight!
>>142129688I really don't know why they love pereira so much, macacos are so boring, we are much more entertaining
>>142129701FACT: Evloev landed 51 more significant strikes and 135 more total strikes than Lopes in this fight.
>>142129657https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mUzkgMe98hEwrong link
>>142129245excellent thread
He literally just needs to keep an eye out for the left hook. The momentum of the first fight was only building.
>>142129729>a fucking mexican calling brazilians "macacos"lmao you're an even bigger shithole than we are
>>142129546We aren’t
>>142129809we're
>>142129790instant expected reactioncope, lmao
>>142129857based
>>142129777>"I call this short notice training camp 'The Perfect Storm' because like the electric eel, I too live for 70 years in a bog."
>>142129857Me vs both the Canadians ITT
>>142129270Straight up rarted
Name ONE entertaining Messican fighter
>excellent thread
>>142129857Eddie Hall unironically finishes Gaziev and Parker Porker.
>>142129888i wouldnt recommend that
>>142129903Grasso('s delicious feet).
you will never guess who this lil nigga is
>>142129917Favourite ranked Canadian male fighters?
>>142129553michael jackson reincarnate
>>142129790We own the ufc now
>>142129943GSP, ranked number 1 all time p4p
>>142129976ZERO mexican champs lmao
>>142129943
>>142129940>le Naturalis Historia man
do you guys think Nina is on birth control?I would cum inside her and kncok her up so badly
not so fast CANada
>>142130040huge updoot
is he the biggest UFC draw right now?unironically
>>142129990Mexico is the undisputed narcoweight champion of the world thoughever.
>>1421299891. Ranked tapper to strikes vs fat flyweights
>>142130083how often do you wear that hat and face paint?
>>142129943You're talking to chinks/jeets mate
>>142130099surely bisping would beat gsp
>>142129245The barber was a pooatard. They fucked my boy's beard up.
>>142130052favorite welsh fighters?
>>142130167shit editing jacob
>>142130083nah, for some strange reason its gotta be o'malley
>>142130007ONE doesn't have heavyweight rankings though
>>142130107I'm not a native but AFAIK they mostly wear it to do rituals, not everydaylike 2 times a week maybe
>>142130083Yeah, he probably is. If not he's in the top 3
>>142129308that's the picks taker you're talking about leaf
>>142130212VT b beastin tho
>>142130083Not even top 3 (Conor, Izzy, Jon)
there's only been 3 draws: mcgregor, ronda and brock
>>142130222how are natives regarded?
>>142130125Surely Arian bhullar would beat Tom Aspinall
>>142130255>retired, not a draw, retiredI obviously mean ACTIVE fighters
>>142129314Dana wants more latina that need a career boost
>>142130083Maybe, hard to think of anyone else other than maybe Poirier
>>142130290kek he resembles your PM!
WHERE IS MMA GURU STREAMAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>142129314ufc sponsored mma telenovela when?
Starting stop shitposting
>frankie edgar commercial>power slap commercial
The roster are lucky that Mark Whalberg never joined the ufc
>>142130405he found God, bless him
>>142130388The debate doesn't start for another two and a half hours
didnt realize thjere was gonna be a press conf today. goona needyalls to shut up while i wathc it, thanks
Ian MaGODo Garry
I could heem all you
GSPoo ducked the rematch
>>142130405Cung Le would fuck him up b. Justice.
>>142130442they are debating tonight? nice, something to listen while i write some code
>>142130457you couldn't heem a teenage girl, crodie
>>142130468Veronica Hardy X Herb Dean 4K
>>142130457One body jab and you're getting folded you twink bum
>a former title challenger
>>142130468Dan Hardy ducked Diego in a boxing match kek
>>142130522quintessentially english post
I'm saying it now, Smith will try to start something with Alex in a few minutes
>>142130222i was being facetious, i kinda knew you werent native as you have an internet connection
>>142130503They're cutting the mics anytime its not someones turn. Itll suck.
>>142130570he is pakistani not English, please stop
jiri will defeat the evil spirits of the brazillian jungle, demons can't make him falter if he sticks to his bushido code
FIRST QUESTION
The leaf posting Evloev is the same guy who spams GamrotDo not engaged with him you will be irony poisoned and you will lose IQ points
>>142130652i'll continue
Glad John Morgan is back doing pressers
>>142130691Why isn't this pig doing pushups?
>>142130590wrong there boyo
>>142130707He’s also a Chinese pedophile
>>142130590Get with the times chud.
Mark O Madsen assrapes Gamrot and Khabib in the same night.
>>142130691He looks like he lost some weight, good for him
>>142130719I SAID STOP
>>142130707THE leaf?
>>142130707thanks sherlock
Semen slurping card
Good answer Brian
>>142130767wheres t citys shirt from
>>142130707Thank you leaf detective.
>>142130786i will resume
>>142130707>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YOU CAN'T SAY A FIGHTER IS GOOD IS THEY DON'T SWANG ANG BANG!
>>142130762"haha look at these silly dumb brown people. we're totally different and definitely not addicted to porn and social media."
Yeah I'm a jacked Taiwanese boy whatup
>>142130767Why is ortega dressed like he just got out of prison.
>is good is
>>142130767did brian ortega just break out of a prison?
>>142130892You will end up like this CAN, CANada. Start strong but get fucking smashed in the end
>>142130719Ismail Khan > Mike Mallott
Huh?
why no flag on MVP?
this card is full of literal WHOs. a bunch of cans.
>>142130987>self inserting as a black manquintessentially welsh post
>>142131015From Donetsk I believe
ian garry is a drawl
Mike faggott took Neil chadnys BBC
>>142130767Ortega looks like he's suffered soul deathNot good
>>142130962Breaking your beak is a form of prison release
Ian Garry always sounds like he's on the verge of crying.
Conor and Bisping tricked people into thinking brits can trash talk
shut up im tryuing to watcjh this
>>142131031thats really where your head is at?
MVPbros... we are being bullied by Machado
>fat neckbeard asking wmma questions
Holy fuck I didn't even realize these WMMA cans were on stage
>actually asking the women
>>142131046>>142131133Britain.
awful presconference
>>142131116its ok theyre asking the wmma fighters questions now
>tune in to the press conference >Disgusting gorilla wmma on frame
Chills
bueno silva vs chiasson is the peoples main event
Where is the Schmo
fight fairy is getting questions
this fat neckbeard hue always asks the most shit questions
I would probably hit Buenas Diaz Silva from the back, her body is ok but that face is like a favela abuela
UFC 303: English vs ESL
Boy vs boy fights should be banned
LMAO jiri is such a fucking schizo
Pereira is a pagan
Somebody needs to ask Smiff a question instead of the WMMA
Jiri is christian right?
pooatan is conducting human sacrifices?
alex vs jiri is a reddit vs 4chan fightill let you decide whos who....
What is Jiri referring to?
Smiff is a djinn conjured by Pereira
>Soccer
>asking a divegrass question
is lopez worth the hype? Some strange brazilmexico hybrid?
>>142131308Trick question both are reddit
>in his namebased
>>142131340He's the next FW champ
I am absolutely disgusted, listening to the these orcs butcher my language is fucking infuriating.
>>142131319Lol
>>142131367ESL sounds like Welsh
>ultimate feeling championship
>>142131270He’s Shinto
>>142131367No one is talking Welsh in the press conference.
BOOOOOOOOO
>>142130707Is this true?
Based Garry
Ian "decision KING" Garry
>>142131367>Cccyrrmmmmdddd dhaalllylyyfhchj bydddkkkkkYou mean that one?
Pereira has not said one word to Smith
>>142131340>is lopez worth the hype?Maybe? He's fun to watch at least>brazilmexicoHe's a brazilian who coaches mexicans and lives in new mexico. He's getting fast laned because he has sime milage on him, but he keeps winning so I guess he deserves it
smiff is a quintessential American
MVP doesn't have a flag still, what's up with that
>>142131466alien niggas
>They put smiff on the same side as poatan
>>142131367your language is just extremely dumbed down german, I always feel dumber just talking/typing in it
>Smiff is movin and groovin againDolittle bros
>>142131367no one is speaking indian though
>>142131451Clueless. He lives and trains in Mexico. Out of the gym run by Grasso's father.
>Ian Garry projecting HARD
Muting the stream every time Garry picks up the mic
I really don't care for Max Holloway, never have, never will
mvpbros...
>>142131500English is the best and german is a very far 2nd
garry's still gay
ian garry has singlehandedly saved the ufc
>>142130767did he really get back with his wife?
lol all ESL are mad kek
Hopefully the faceoffs will save this failure of a presser
>Already over
why even do the press conferences if they're this short
>>142131500
>>142129940Pinilho of whatever his name
that was embarrassingly bad what a slurper of a card
>>142130467A bullet to the pinky toe should do the job
all fighters are essentially bums
>Ian Garry>KO'ing anyone that isn't an absolute canlmfao He doesn't generate enoug power in those zesty hips.
Max Holloway is Sean Strickland but an actually good fighter
Holy shit was Roman Dolizde actually there the whole time?
chiasson not wearin' a bra, nipples protruding, very disrespectful
Was the press conference going to be this short if conor and Chandler did fought?
Nipples.
WHY DOESNT HE JUST FUCKING SHAVE IT
>>142131616mvp is chinnier than phil hawes. garry will heem with the first strike that connects.
The heat between Garry and MVP was the only redeemable part about this press conference.
Mogged
>>142131642I think you know the answer to that question
anyone who said this card got better is a semen slurper
>esl presser with fat esl journos*closes tab*
>>142131663God bless him, it's a fucking awesome beard.
>>142131701real one
>>142131663How else is he going to catch the food that falls out of his mouth?
>Have a great day.Dana is checked out.
pereira is such a bore
>>142131664Who cares? Fuck MVP as well. Just a hair less than the cuckfag.
>>142131695As a matter of fact i do not, the press conference have been getting shorter and shorter for a while.
>>142131663Diego Ribas vs John Morgan @350lbs book it Dana
Always thought Ian Machado Garry would get heemed by Shavkat or Belal. Turns out it's MVP who'll be the first to do it.
Who are the brazilians chanting "Whoomp there it is" about? Those are two mexicans..
>>142131409christian
>>142131751barkin' lmfao
>>142131699Yeah man I was looking forward to Conor gassing out within half a round and his leg spontaneously imploding again
never ever watching a presser again, that was disrespectful
>>142131777Rodriguez
>>142131781Why are you barking and laughing?
Alex looking depressed. Weightcut really did get to him.
>>142131750That girl is presenting her backpussy to him. Smith = basadœ
>>142131802He's a pedophile
>that guy yelling viva la raza
Jiri FAR away from Alex
>>142131808Missing one faceoff you fucking chud
>>142131830He also left immediately instead of posing
>>142131821>>142131663orale way
Jiri legit looking off as fuck. Hard to feel like it's not going to affect him.The heat between Garry and MVP is the most entertaining thing on this entire card. Can't wait to watch that fight go down.
>>142131830Afraid of the skullmog
>>142131802ur yappin'
>>142131830>Does the cross immediately after Pereira shakes his hand Kek.
>O-Oim in ya head
>>142131808ortega really has a Neanderthal brow
>>142131821pereira? messicanlopes? messican
>>142131830Alex has large amounts of cursed energy, the amount of spiritual pressure probably threw Jiri off. I don't think he can survive a battle of domain expansions
why are so many reporters obese or faggots or obese faggots
what are you guys gonna say when ian garry simulates mvp?
Anything interesting happening in the presser?
>mfw that powerslap commercial with pvz promo
>>142131859czechs usually do give up before a fight, probably the only non-delusional slavs
>>142131931cuz dana blacklisted all of the based ones
>>142131808T-City about to murder that bum, can't wait
>>142131949yeah
>>142131830What's dana thinking.
>>142131928more like domineering energy
>>142131808I have the same protruding brow ridge as Ortega and look like an complete retard irl.
>>142131931no chance any of them wanted to cover this sport initially, they were betas who had to settle
>>142131949Yesn't.
>>142130707I'm a boogeyman now
>>142131974Thanks, b
>>142131976creampies
>>142132012more like boogerman
>>142131976answer the call
>>142131949Ian Garry went off on MVP and projected massively. Jiri insinuates Alex is a cheater.
Both Alex and Jerry seem to be on their lowest energy levels. What happened, weightcut heemed them?
>>142131808>Poatan>Brian>Roman>MVPWinners
>>142132012Unlike the boogeyman you’re a real danger to kids
>>142132093Yeah, they had 2 weeks to prepare.
ortega and rockhold have the same vibe
>>142132058Thank you, that's what I was hoping had happened. Looking forward to the Guru's reaction video so I can know what to think.
>>142131808ziggers win yet again
>>142131949alex admitted to using performance enhancing spiritslook into it
>>142132115
>>142132137the vibes of all time greats
>>142132012looks like absolute shit
>>142132115Keep fighting a ghost I hope you win
>>142132093Both of them were called in on two weeks noticeAlex still has injured toes and was touring Australia, he was only doing some sparring with heavyweights before this fight was madeI thought Jiri was more prepared but with the spirit cope and how psyched out he seems, I think the lights are getting to himThese are less than ideal circumstances for a rematchAlso might be a bad cut too I guess
>>142132115the boogeyman eats kids, how is that now dangerous?idiot
>>142132161lel
these rushed rematches kill my hype
>>142130388>>142130442
heeminder tshitty is going up to lightweight win or lose so he has no real incentive to win the fight
boring ahh presser one of these niggas needs to drop a chiwiwis
Garry got his purple shorts
>>142132280goof, if he win they'll toss him in a fight against Islam
>>142132255That doesn't even sound intelligent it sounds like a shitty comedian rambling
>>142132280I hope he gets heemed at lw.
>>142132280Ortega shines brightest when people count him out
>>142132280lopes is so shit he'll lose regardless
>>142132289He's getting a black and purple thing put up his butt on Saturday
>>142132328Yeah like when he was counted out against Max and Volk
>>142132353why are you referring to yourself in 3rd person
>>142132280Didn't Dana say that he was willing to give 2 performance of the night bonuses? That may be enough incentive for him>Inb4 Dana said
Oliveira vs Ortega was in discussion before the Lopes fight was made
>>142132391He was literally the betting favorite against Max
>>142132093it's a rematch that was already almost guaranteed to happen, but now it's short notice, they know they can't fill the shoes of mcgregor in terms of hype, they have no personal feud, they can barely communicate, they just want to get back to making sure they're good to fight
Unprecedented seethe is coming.
>>142132255Uncomfortable Trvke that people like this >>142132315 can't handle.
>>142132395Are you the pedophile everyone talks about? Please stop speaking to me.
Dānyāl Said.
>>142132453why are you still referring to yourself in 3rd person
why are saudis larping as messicans
>>142132280only time i'll give a fuck about low t city is if he drops tracy cortez's nudes
>>142132481You doesn't refer to the third person This is who you boy btw
Dānā āl-whitemashallah
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hRfsb5XBzvo
>>142132517>You doesn'thogwheels getting so worked up he forgot how to speak
>>142132280Ortega was never good anyway so WGAF
>>142132517Is Ian Garry gay?
Look at this fucking goof
>>142132538Why are you a pedophile
>>142132590piggie's havin' delusions
>>142132583Lel.
>>142132602You are a pedophile tho
>>142132583Someone tell him to shave that red mess
>>142132590
>>142132622u do be squealin' tho
>>142132625The Hadith doe...
>>142131830honestly don't think we'll see such larger than life characters face off again for quite a while, they truly match each others freak in a way most fighters don't.
Brian P-Diddy Ortega
>>142132528kek
>>142132641Sorry I revved you ped
Poatanbros.. the normies are startuing to notice
>>142132674not my fault ur oinkin'
>>142132686
>>142132710hogwheels before he inserts a shit covered dildo into his rotten rectum
If UFC used Pride rules Shogun and Wanderlai would still be champs to this day.
>>142132564He just likes black dudes. It's an Irish thing.
Y'ALL MUSTA FORGOTY'ALL MUSTA FORGOT
>>142132744Thats nasty don't do that ped
>>142132792schaubs soul
>>142132792pigwheels do b doin that tho
Petr. Fucking. Yan.
the fuck was gayry talmbout?
>>142132846bbl
>>142132830Is that your BDSM name or something ped
>>142132838hasbulla
>>142132763>LARPs as an american patriot>bends over for saudi dickHoly yikes
>>142132846Apparently mvp offered money to chute box members to get inside info on Gary's training according to him.
>>142132868Poatan got dis
>>142132846Payton Talbott? Some artsy youtuberhttps://youtu.be/a6VNMG_PK3A
>>142132868Alex didn't expect that handshake
>>142132890It's over. He used to shave himself, meaning he took control of his own destiny. He's getting heemed now, guaranteed.
>>142132872>dana said
>>142132868Will jiri make it a fight this time or will he get hill'd
>>142132918Sean is big into the double-handshake it seems.
>>142131808>underdogCan't wait for Pee-City to get flushed
>>142132872What's there to know? Kek. Those chute boxe knuckledraggers always rely on their opponents beating the shit out of them to exhaustion, that's their method of winning.
>>142132946He shook Dricus twice but not Vasti
>>142132974He double shook at the climbing gym as well.
>>142131808>smif and mvp underdogs
>>142132974buildup to this fight was such a fun time to be on /heem/thank you spams
BBL Garry
>>142131808>Smiff being an underdawg against, arguably, the shittiest middleweight nowadays
>>142131976pedophile thoughts
>>142133054me in the club
>>142133071they give haircuts at your gay bar?
I'll remember that post
>>142133055Dana's Canadian?
>>142133071Me in the club >Captcha: HAP2
>>142132763I can show you the worldShining, shimmering, splendidTell me, Dana, now when didYou last let your heart decideI can open your eyesTake you wonder by wonderOver, sideways and underOn a magic creampie
>>142132859kinda hot ngl
>>142133170Imagine she bites your meng like that
>>142133106idk but he's a creep
who's getting heemed in today's debate, heem?
>>142133054is everybody just getting hair transplants now?
>>142133228Me on the right trying to remember what the fuck was I about to post
>>142133246this explains all the losses
>>142133228america
>>142133228the fans
>>142133228Am I supposed to know who these bums are?
>>142133246
>>142133276Based if true.
>>142133371One is a rapist who's runningmate is Indian and the other is a Catholic who BANNED abortion 1 year in office.
>>142133228America
>>142133378Is that Leech?
>>142133228-500 on mr poopybutthole
my boys right there
>>142133483>Boying Roman y?
>>142133511big dog general.
>>142133483you can tell jiri is thinking about his posture
>>142133539i don't think there's anything that goes on in jerrys head
>>142133511i don't like smiff and want to see him heemed
>>142133432Those hair transplants just hit different b
Current status?
>>142133557wow that's quite rude b
>>142133603he's still my boy though
jiri has never watched anime so unlike izzy he can't channel the bow and arrow.
>>142133582Lmao>>142133574Roman ain't the one to do it b, he barely has any heems at mw as is.
we've been worked yet again
Press conferences were better when fans were allowed to ask questions
heem via shaman
>>142133734>son
i'm a samurai
Michael "Malignancy" "Venom" "Poison" Page
Jiri doesn't even practice any ryuha, he just likes the samurai aesthetics but won't actually live that life.
Ankalaev is the only who can defeat Shaman Poatan
>>142133734>he thought heems were real
>>142133734>that slapfreudian slip, he's mimicking his mom
>>142133734
Nitro Witch Doctor Poatan
Press conferences were better when it was a small empty room with 3 journalists and a condoms ad.
>>142133753many years later I'm searching for my queen
>>142133824Allah likes Pereira better.
>>142132710american men cheer this, pathetic
>>142133920That was when Poatan was Muslim and he just went back to being Animist.
>>142133734MVP being a human being (also trying to get in Garry's head.) Garry looks visibly uncomfortable with the interaction.
im champ of heem btw
>>142134261quit ducking me bitch
Garry unironically had MVP shook
>>142134301you are an unranked journeyman can thats been battered from pillar to post by everyone in the division tho
>>142134341He did but does it matter in this fight knowing Ian's peahead and Venom's thud
>the training in question
>>142133762It might be seeing the color of those locks
>let the better win
>>142134391I'm number 3 in this division and I beat you in the regionals, lower your tone while I'm in this thread or I might give Hunter a call
>>142134622i didnt know 12 to 6 heembows were illegal, calling that a win is fraudulent and simply a formality.
i been tryna get geeked all night
>>142134820idk what that means but it's pissing me off
jri gets heemed
>>142130125you are literally pakibong
pointless press conferenceparalyzed minds up on that stage
I want to make a really racist post but I need to place picks first.
>>142134486lol remember when pereira trained with steven senegal?
>>142135091That's a Brazil thing he's always showing up in their top fighters' camps.
>>142134916i gotta put you on my nigga nettspend voice of our generation
>Ian Garry’s son doesn’t understand Englishwhat’s going on over there
>>142135216Ian is one of the bad irish.
>>142134820
whos heems biggest faggot CANada or SwedeCAN?
>>142135322Welshit
right on command kek
Bo thread?
>>142135322Don't revv the pedo.
OOOOOOOOOOO PAKIWELSH CUNTOOOOOOOOOOOOO PAKIS CANT FIGHT
Ack.
>>142135545Didn't Ankalaev tap to a choke with half a second left in the round?
>>142135585Glad you asked.
telling you boys, maria buneas dias silvas body is banging
>>142135709we don't watch that crap here
>>142135545>>142135669what a fucking bum he is
>>142135545How would prime santos do against Pereira?
Ahem
>>142135947Not well
>mfw Cuckchado gets his skull broken by a flying knee
>page 2
we're waiting for the nickal poofter to make his gay thread
10 minutes until verbal heems (veems)
Fuck it.>>142136112
Cancanlaev
>>142129270Heh. I'm glad you asked.
