Previously on heem: >>142143946
Good thread
First for Finland
K-1
CHAMA APAGADA
>>142149126You got it this time b, well done
Pereira 204 - Prochazka 204.5
>>142149151Jiri looks like shit it's over
>>142149151I pick jiri
Smiff looking like he's not going to make it... >>142149139I agree b hunnid percent, the smartest thing to do would have been to take the money and lie to both kek
>>142149189They both look fine and prepared b
Smiff made it, wagmi
Ortega 155 - Lopes 155
Smiff made 206 but looks absolutely horrendous
>>142149241SNIFF
>>142149239Body says Diego but cranium says Ortega
>>142149239Why is Ortega so sad?
Alex Pereira vs. Jiri ProchazkaBrian Ortega vs. Diego LopesAnthony Smith vs. Roman DolidzeMayra Bueno Silva vs. Macy ChiassonIan Machado Garry vs. Michael Page
>>142149267He knows he's the lamb
>>142149267The eagle had to break his beak again
>>142149239I pick lopesOrtega is too pretty
すぐ
>>142149276PereiraOrtegaSmiffSilvaPage
>>142149276Alex PereiraDiego LopesAnthony SmithMayra Bueno SilvaMichael Page
>>142149276JiriT CitySmiffSilvaMVP
>>142149276JiriLopesSmiffMayraGarry
>>142149276PereiraLopesDolidzeSilvaPage
>>142149276>Pereira>López >Sniff>Silva>Faggry
>>142149128>YOU ARE DELUSIONAL THIS IS SAD STOP>JAMAHAL PLEASE STOP YOUR LOSING FAN AND SUBSCRIBER>WHY YOU CNAT JUST BE HUMBLED BAKAJamahawal is honestly becoming the true anti-boy. The amount of all caps seethe in his comments gives me a chuckle. It's almost schab-esque. If he wins next, the entire world will be revved beyond belief.
>>142149276Jiří „BJP“ ProcházkaLopesSmiffBuenoPage
>>142149276AlexLopezSmiffSilvaGarry
>>142149276Jiri by murderT-CityRomanKill yourself no one caresMVP
Heem is really standing with Smiff huh?
>>142149339Nobody literally cares about him anon
>>142149239Fazza said Ortega has real mans muscle. No show muscle. Fazza is never wrong. Ortega will be champ #trustfazzaplan
>>142149276ProchazkaOrtegaSmithSilvaMVP
>>142149367Roman lost to Vettori. It doesn't get any worse than that.
>>142149276JiriLopesRomanMacyIan Machado
>>142149371You wouldn't respond if that was true.
>>142149379Roman won that fight though
>Costa Strickland>Jiri Poatan>Mokaev Kape>Green Paddy>Leon BelalFeels like the ufc is purposefully scheduling all my boys to fight each other this summer which sucks
>>142149400You have some terrible boys
>>142149276>Jiri Prochazka>Diego Lopes>Anthony Smith>Bueno Silva>Michael Page
sniff looks like a farm yard animal
>>142149379That is pretty bad maybe I'll have to make an alternative pick to account for this. Smiff looked really lifeless just now and had to strip down to make weight though
>>142149386I only responded because I care about (you)don't want you to embaress yourself too much
>>142149400>Boying Peon, Blol and Pookaev
did anyone miss weight
>>142149450Your mum
>>142149411That nigga got the body of a pig.
#goobywasright
>>142149464hope you get raped you stupid fucking bitch
>>142149468I think rigo is a crack head pussy fag but this video is fucking jokes>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aK65yACSklk
>>142149417That's a bad look, but meaningless in the great scheme of things. Smiff by sub is the most likely outcome.
>>142149418See what I mean? Anti-boy. I'm pumping all my heemcoin stock into Jamahawl now.
>>142149276JiriOrtegaSmiff Bueno Silva Garry
listen, I get it, ian garry is an unlikeable mega weirdo cuck, but picking him to lose to a 40yo just because he is le gimmicky karate man is fucking retarded
>>142149469terrorist RAT
>>142149491Shan't click, I'll just take your word for it b.
>>142149400>Mokaev Kapenothing to worry about there kape will pull out no question
>>142149276Pereira Ortega Smiff Mayra MVP
>>142149503Forgot pic Jiri OrtegaSmiff Bueno Silva Garry
>>142149504My thoughtHe is a good fighter
>>142149503>No imageGoof.
>>142149520i understand, you probably see a part of yourself in it
>sanko hawk tuagawd dawlg
>>142149501Don't do it anonIts a scamYou worked hard for your heemcoins by getting all the you's
>>142149276Jiri ProchazkaBrian OrtegaAnthony SmithMayra Bueno SilvaIan Machado Garry
>>142149543It's because I trust you and need no further evidence other than your word.
>>142149562His wife is absolutely top tier for a woman in her 40s to be fair, doesn't excuse the cuck behaviour though
>>142149276pereiralopessmithchiasonmachado
>>142149520I clicked for youIts a video about Smiff claiming he is a pig man, half pig half man
rombul jawnsun
>>142149596The fashion sense of Caucus dudes will always amaze me
>>142149598Thanks man
>>142149580He's a young stupid guy and married the first cougar that got her nails buried into himI kinda get it, also he is in love which makes him more dumb
>>142149580not really considering the fake tits and ass. she looks pretty hot in that pic though unless you look close at her bbl diaper ass
>>142149276JERRYDiego LopesSmiffMongo Bongo Silva wgafI am Machado Garry
>>142149596>"Well done, Mr. Nigger, HOWEVER"
>>142149276PereiraOrtegaSmiffSilvaMVP
>>142149635>elbows too pointyI agree, what an ugly whore amiright
ALEX PERERIA IS INVOLVED WITH BLACK MAGICDANA IS CLONING FIGHTERSARI EMMANUEL IS A DEMON
>>142149276JiriLopesSmithSilvaGarry
>>142149504I halfway agree. But I know Ian doesn't like to get hit, he admitted he is afraid of taking punches. When MVP was heemed it was a meme heem where his upper body was already horizontal. Had I not seen the Knuck fight with Perry, I would pick Ian. But MVP ate major shots and was busted up bad but was winning the slobber knocker. Also showed he could fight normally if he needs to and just dog fight. That's why I'm picking him. It's cringe to say Ian is bad though.
>>142149276>Jiri Prochazka>Diego Lopes>Anthony Smith>Macy Chiasson>Ian Machado Garry
>>142149241please stop posting pictures of my girl friend
Yeah we out here
>>142149276JiriLopesDolidzeChiassonPage
>>142149712Your swine occult will kneel before our Lord and Saviour
That press conference was so negative, they literally made Marya cry, she was trying to hold it back but couldn't in the end. Fucked up
how many cigars will get smoked
>>142149757bro her face is always like that
>>142149107>Aye, Garry, you focking cuck
>>142149745Nah
>>142149276>Alex Pereira>Diego Lopes>Anthony Smith>Mayra Bueno Silva>Michael Page
>>142149712did he impregnate all those women?
>>142149712do they have group sex after
>>142149624Nah I think Ian is the milf chaser rather than her being the cougar. Ian is like the guy version of the younger girl with daddy issues who always dates way older guys. He used to bring up his mommy issues on all his old interviews. He'd go on and on about it. Was weird.
>>142149770you will be brought to the light, repent!
Jiri will destroy Pereira, he has the power of Christ on his side.You know who else had Christ on his side?>On Easter Sunday:>33 year old 'Israel' Adesanya regains his Crown by defeating a man who beat him 3 times before>Israel celebrated by shooting 3 Arrows (for each defeat), & breaking the bow>Then he draws a Cross over the Monster Energy Logo & flips it off
>>142149767You obviously didn't watch it, why make stuff up. I've seen lots of her interviews and she's outgoing, always smiling
>>142149276poatant-citysmiffmayragarry
>>142149822
How Pereira was born.
THEHUMANSACRIFICESWILLSTOP
>>142149807I live 4 blocks from there, you'd be surprised at how many "pagan" dancers spend their entire days doing their lame ass ritual there.
You'll all be pleased to hear that PFL is on tonight
BLACK MAGIC
>>142149882WILL BE STOPPED.
It’s over
>>142149896Reminds me of that picture of Figgy getting mogged by a bunch of 10 year olds
>>142149877
>>142149276JiriOrtegaSmithSilvaIan ''The Cuck'' Machado Garry
fazza would not approvehttps://x.com/aussiecossack/status/1806738838657921483
>>142149906WILL CEASE.
>>142149920brazza i go lil bit dubai for vacation
>>142149276PoatanDiegoDolidzeMayraMVP
Daily reminder that Pereira is not good at fighting. He got knocked out cold by adesanya who got dog walked by Sean strickland.
>>142149920>under investigation for tax evasion>potential affiliation with terrorists and war criminals>kid from his gym was killed in a gang attackThis is what happens when you don't follow fazza's plan
>>142149276Jiri ProchazkaDiego LopesAnthony Smith Mayra Bueno SilvaIan Machado Garry
>>142149239Ortega somehow looks more drained than Lopes even though his cut was stopped midway, Lopes heems
cham-ACK
Russian security forces confirm that Robert Whittaker has been deployed in Makhachkala to aid with the antiterrorist operations; so far 5 dead separatists are confirmed.
You WILL answer for your blasphemy.
>>142149977Ortega looks drained when he's not even cutting weight.
>>142149276JerryLopesSmiffSilvaGarry
>>142149964He heemed Chudland thoughever.
Sovl
>>142149276PereiraOrtegaSmithSilvaPage
it doesnt matter how much fucking acid you took
>>142150021why did god hive him pillow fists?
>>142150012The mask is not your salvation.
>>142149276AlexLopesSmiffSilvaCuckboy
>>142149967With his dying breath Fazza laid a curse on Khabib
Real talk: why did Khabastard betray his father, his faith and his political allegiances like that?
soon.
Post your walkout song https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lS-af9Q-zvQ
>>142150084Kebab is a man of god but was forced into cockfights by his father, he snapped and used covid as scapegoat
>>142150084post that webm of fazza in the whorehouse with his brazzas
>>142150089SOON.
>>142150044You either get them dogs in your hands or an iron chin
Khabib is an enemy of Israel therfore an enemy of me.
If you pull out of a fight it should count as a loss on your record with no exceptions
>>142150110Hahahah I totally forgot about that vidKhabibs uncle getting sucked offWas that real?
>>142150110I only ever saw it on xitter
>>142149276PoatanLow-T Eagle CitySmiffBuenoMVP
>>142150210id say this is more on the ufc retards than ortega.
>>142150210You think he'll get a percentage of his purse deducted?>>142150216
>>142149276jiri lopessmithbueno silvapage
>>142150210Hope Bumtega gets zeemed for this but he somehow always escapes certain death so I'm not confident in it.
>>142150210based mexihueJUST HEEEEEEM
>>142150236What if that LSD showed him the true face of Allah?
>>142149469Based Conor.
Why the fuck did I bet on Diego Lops
>>142150247the ufc forced him to go to 155, then back to 145 on a weeks notice. the faggets shoulda never made that fight at 145 to begin with.
cool guy
>https://x.com/TheNotoriousMMA/status/1806752405230625224What does gooby mean by this?
>>142149839Nice
>>142150098>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RirxC7uwUSw
Who's ASpinal fighting? Why he in camp?
>>142150304Kek.
tuesday
>>142150340Russia would be doing us a favour if they dropped a fat one on london
God it will be sweet when Arman fucks up that sunni dog pisslam
>>142150381He's from Kent which makes it even funnier somehow
>>142150347curtis rise up lights
anyone 2nd world man in?
>>142150383>suspended 6 months for sperging on a fan>peeslam wants to fight at wwtawlf b
khabib schaub abus
>>142150383Inshallah brazza
>>142150400Easy fight for asspinal
>>142150399Thought he was Jamaican bruv
>>142150414>Suspension is up weeks before the muzzieland card>Daner has already said this fight will happen before any ww moveNice try pedro
>>142150340Big upJah bless
>>142150470>dana said
Jiri is going to tap Alex
>>142149276JerryLopesAnthony "Lionheart" SmithBuenoGarry
>Ends racism
Dānyāl Said.
>restarts racism
what did jiri mean by this
how do I go about asking my barber for this cut?
>ends racism
ZESTY
>A little bit of terrorism, brazza
>>142150612he needs an increased area of contact to better measure alex's spiritual energy
>harbours terrorism
>>142150440He's managed to fool himself too don't worry b I had to look it up>>142150498He has some newer masterpiece but I couldn't find it on youtube :(
>>142150612He put a curse in his right arm
>>1421506681 out of 10 Muslim does if not more
>>142149276ProchazkaOrtegaSmifSilvaPage
>>142150692>10 out of 10ftfy>>142150673I might find him and heem him bumbaklat
Jihad is based
>>142150751
>>142150766Cheesus that's one ugly goat
>>142150758Stop banging sheeps
>>142150797I am English you waziri fucking inbred
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rsEeiIrJy4E
>terrorists posting ittYou should move to Isis
Shitnigguh...
>>142150842is that ankalaev?
>>142150829Why couldn't he spook Volkov like that?
>>142150851It has khabitch's eyes, I reckon it's his offspring.
>>142150826Get out of my country
>>142150615Hi, I want to copy this guy instead of being original like was. Here's a picture of him, sorry I'm fumbling around trying to get this out of my pocket, it'll all folded up and now I have to spend 5 seconds in silence unfolding it, why didn't I get this ready, now I'm sweating.
>>142150842Are human-animal hybrids allowed in the UFC?
>>142149276>Alex Pereira>Brian Ortega>Roman Dolidze>Mayra Bueno Silva>Ian Machado Garry
>>142150888not in your country you homo, its aN /sp/ joke for the euros, GIVE ME BACK MY ENGLAND FLAG
>>142150826And you moved there to bang sheeps
Remember we though this guy was some little Goth faggot kek
>>142150897Ari Emmanuel managed to get around the government red tape
>>142150905Hmm well alright
>>142150929
>>142150954stop posting this
>>142150954Stop fucking posting this dude wtf
>>142149469Good always beats evil.
>>142150954I thought whoville and they people was not real
>>142149504I think gary wins but people are underestimating mvp.
>>142150972>chinstrap Proof /heem/ is Muslim
>>142150954Holy shit
>>142150897look at the brazza without an eye
>>142149712>IIIIIEEEEEEEEEE YAMERO POATAN KUN>AKUMA MAHOU GA YAMETEEEEEEEE ACK
bbbbbbbbeast of a card
Jiri will collapse in the first second of round 1 and Pereirafags will still believe he's not black magic cheating
>>142150084Terrorist rat all the way to the core.
>>142150954
>>142150210>Tactical weight miss status: backfired
>>142150842Khabib wife leak.
>>142151095Diego was on weight for 145, tshitty’s plan was successful
>>142150954Turkey's plastic surgery industry is blowing up, what do I need to invest in to ride this wave?
>>142150210>Ortega had been bulking up>>142149239
>>142151126He didn't wanted to fight.I predict a worse ankle injury.
Did Mayra Silva actually say if it was a specific comment that made her cry?
>>142151148Does Conor realise that he’s the only person to think about artem in the last 5 years?
>>142150954Shit like this proves there's no God
Why did Ian Garry pick Chute Box and Killcliff as his gyms? Seems like terrible fits for a lengthy striker.
>>142151203That's usually what happens when a close friends back stabs you.
>>142151164Nah this was strategic, he knew from the moment he accepted the fight he couldn’t make 145, if he’d just said that to the ufc they would’ve made it 155 because they were desperate, but he kept it to himself
bigfoot? leg kicks and jabs to the body. vampire? teeps and sidekicks to keep the fangs at a distance. werewolf? head should be low enough at some point to land a massive knee.
>>142151248Conor drew first blood though
>>142151209The Kingdom of Heaven is within yourself.
>>142149107You think lopes taps that ass?
>>142151148Why hasn’t he become a pro YouTuber yet? Just film him 24/7 and you would’ve material for 3 lifetimes.
>>142151264Baste.
>>142151071>Get rid of the dimeless playoff system, become a traditional MMA org>No more cucked ruleset>Officially merge the rosters and stop keeping Bellator alive as a zombie brand>More cross-over cards with Rizin>Stop the AI and le SmartCage shillingI believe this will save PFL
>>142151338and they won’t do any of those things
>>142151257Based heem paranormal coachI'd fight alongside this anonI got a tricky one, how'd you fight a ghost?
>>142151257
Does anyone got the video of Sean Shelby straight up grabbing diego lopes cock?
>>142151264>>142151332Well read and cultured heemsters warm my heart>>142151279Exclusively property of BFC (mine) I'm afraid
We’re watching CHADrate combat tonight.
>>142151372>ghostit's impossible... the strikes just go right through. i've tried everything.
>>142149276jirilopes smifsilva garry
>>142151447W D W T C H
>>142151409Someone needs to post it because they have been trying to scrub that from the internet
>>142149276PereiraOrtegaSmithChiasson (because her name in french is literally dookie)Ian Machado
>>142151412big faggot cock?
Enters the thread
>>142151447Delightful
>>142151500>nasty lineAt least you said big I guess it could be worse
>>142149276>Poatan>Ortega>Smiff>Mayra>Machado
>>142151540they ain't turn gay for nothing b
>Toime to take out the little mad rat, Vlad
>>142151447Possibly going Head2Head with sleem AND THE Kay Hansen return? Idk man
>>142151562How much of a Manlet is pootin?
>>142151562>Mogged by 5'7 Gooby
>>142151528i heard something somewhere that the deadliest terrorist organisation in the world is the communists who live the the jungles of india, working with local tribal people to fight against the indian police and army
>>142151567We really don’t watch that crap here
Alright bros, after rewatching the Schaubs BJj match against Cyborg, Schaub was 100% correct in his approach and has been vindicated The fact is, Cyborg had no way to take Schaub down and resorted to scooting around on his ass.Schaub is an actual fighter, so he avoided his guard. Cyborg could not impose his will.Schaub won and his win is aging like a fine wine
>>142151618It's the CIA you buffoon
>>142151262How so?
Learn to sit back and observe, not every action needs a response
I watched a bit of the weight in show, and when they talk about Lopes they just have to lie to keep hyping upThey said he was much beter in the UFC than in the Brito fight, when he lost basically the eact same way he did against Evloev, hunting for submission on the bottom.Then they said that he went on a tear in the regional scene after that, but he lost his next fight to a journeyman and then beat two 50/50 record cans.
The same people who are picking Lopes are the same ones who picked BSD
>>142151664True
>>142151664not i
>>142149276AlexOrtegaSmiff*flip a coin* ChiassonGarry
>>142151619Sleem is a guilty pleasure but we definitely watched Kay Hansen content on here
>>142149276Alex PereiraDiego LopesCanthony "Kitten Heart" ShitMayra Bueno SilvaMichael Venom Page
>>142151683We didn’t
>>142151683I like the one filmed in a cruise ship the best, what's your go to?
What a boring Thread. I hope it's not my fault, I've been doing other stuff this evening
anyone here like mma? what do you like about it?
>>142151605What did Poirier do to this man?
>>142151700Gives me an excuse to talk to you guys
>>142151700I like when the buffster does his little dance moves
>>142151691For me it’s Nordic scran
>>142151629He only wanted to give him a million dollars worth of a billion dollar company when Artem gave him the idea first. Pretty shitty thing to do to a friend.
>>142151726If you're really someone's friend, you don't go begging for more money when they're already offering you a very decent sum
>Chama
>>142151751Shaman?
>>142151738How is one million out of hundreds decent? Only a genuine pussy would think so, especially when he came up with the idea. Could have at least offered him double digits, it's a certified jew move.
>>142151697Her recent Izzy-Style leak was a step-up
>>142151726That was before he started the company, he literally wanted to pay artem for the idea.
>>142151725Don't you drink bovril over there
>>142151691>>142151725wtf is wrong with wyte ppl
>>142151808>Doesn't practice samurai martial artsCringe.
Why does Ortega always look so tall? Is he taller than 5‘8 or is anyone else claiming 5‘8 just lying? Is it his evil manipulation tactics?
>>142149107>Waits for Joke to be translated
>>142151725what the hell is sausage water
>>142151834He has long limbs, it creates the visual effect of looking taller than you actually are
>>142151834It's the aura of the eagle
>>142151846They make the sausage squirt.
You have to admit, this run is goated
>>142151815>he literally wanted to pay artem for the ideaDo you know when he said this? I'm not going to say you're lying because I have no evidence for that but Conor doesn't strike me as a guy who commits to business deals that don't benefit him directly.
>le jihad man
>Heh...nothing personal, kid
>>142151853I thought about that too, but his reach is only 69 inches and he looks tall next to others. Chandler has longer reach and looks like a gigamanlet. It’s probably the legs. Plus Chandler is probably shorter than 5‘8 and really bulky
Hunter Campbell just emailed me begging to cash out my parlay
>>142151868Zero good wins other than the corpse of Till.
>>142151868Oh thats Dricus
Poatan got them tactics
>>142151803I'll have to have a dig around for that this weekend thanks for the heads up b
It's been raining nonstop here for a week. That means Pereira will heem, in the first round, to be precise.
>>142151872Based on what they said on twitter apparently the timeline is that back when they were in college Artem did a presentation about whiskey and told conor he should make a brand since whiskey is a big thing in ireland and before the Floyd fight both talked about it and Conor offered him that money for the idea.Atleast that's what they both said in twitter or some interviews talking about it.
>El unico conejo claro en el infierno>Un fuletazo y volveremos a vernos>Ando modo diablo, mirame los cuernos
>>142151952Why is Plinio so fucking fat? Christ...
>>142151969enjoy life chuddy
>>142151935>Telling an Irishman starting a whiskey brand would be a good ideaNot exactly a groundbreaking stuff. If anything he's been overpaid
did alex do some shamanism shit or was he too busy this fight champ.
>>142151990
>>142151935>Conor offered him that money for the idea.But that's my issue. Did Conor promise more money and screw him or did they both agree to 1 million and now Artem is being salty? Conor didn't really deny the 1 million offer despite knowing how profitable it was, that sounds like a bad friend to me. If my mate gave me a billion dollar idea, you better believe I'm taking care of the lad and his family and giving him more than that.
>>142152004>2004holy lucky
>>142151846They don't enjoy life like the rest of us b
Is being a "tough guy" even worth it? All the actual hard cunts I know are so low in empathy they're impossible to be around and they don't get anywhere in life. Without the military a guy like Tim Kennedy would be the toughest used car salesman ever
How do I achieve this as a 5'11 man with short arms
>>142152022>>142149276
>>142149276JirkaOrtegaSmiffSilvaGarry
>>142152042Just b yourself, b.
>>142152027thb looks bretty good
>>142152053Thanks bud
>>142149276JiriDiego LopesSmiffChiassonGarry
>>142152061bruh he obviously tapped
>>142152061fuck that
>>142152061
>>142149276PereiraOrtega Smith Silva Garry
>>142152061>sumbissions aren't he-*ACK*
>>142152061This is why we have social healthcare in germany
>>142152017Idk if Conor would have eventually gave him more money, at the time when they discussed it artem refused the money saying he didn't want to take money from a friend.I get your point, i would do that too but it seems to me artem was the one that got uppity because he refused to take the money back then and then tried to sue him for much more when the company isn't even his anymore.I think if artem asked politely Conor would have give him the money but it was attempting to sue conor what caused their current beef.Basically back then Conor did try to give him money for the idea, idk if eventually Conor would have give him more but artem sued when all he did was give him an idea, he wasn't even integral in the formation of the business.Sad stuff honestly, Conor got the ass whopping of his life for artem only to end like this.
>>142152064Muikku (the fish) is actually pretty peachy, a real heemer's delight
God I wish Shara wasn't such a can. He's exactly the type of guy I want to see stick around in the UFC.
>>142152118Faggestrannybros... Say it ain't so...
>>142152118And that's worse than sucker punching an old man.. how?
>>142152147What the fuck is this?
>>142152144he's going to break into the top 15 at least. the ufc obviously like him, he's going to get a push
>>142152147Rakic had staph
>>142151966Schaub has that midas touch>theo von>joe rogan>food truck diaries>ryan garcia>lil browsMental that rogan talked him out of a 205 move, he would've terrorised the division
>>142152147did conor post this?
Everyone has staph.
>>142152172I regrettably know what it means... Qrd it's about spreading heem viruses and it's a thing the gays do that's what the +/- mean
>>142152118Brazzas…
Eugh... Shit nigga....
Dreamed of giant black and yellow salamander and normalsized grey python fighting. Salamander got best of the snake killed it and took it up on the tree. It's over for poatan!
>>142152205>clozapiggy is pozzed
>>142152184That would explain the frailty of his chin.
>>142152173He's going to need to level up drastically if he wants to do that based off the way he looked last time.
>>142152147Where do you find this stuff.
>>142152236>He's going to need to level up drastically if he wants to do thaI think you're forgetting he's a MW
>>142152236eh, it was a short notice replacement. if i recall he was scheduled to fight two strikers before he got the huge brazilian guy
>>142152251I actually did and that's a legitimately good point
>>142152223forgot to add the type of salamander i dreamed of turns oit is native to central europe and pythons are from brazil.
>>142152224I don't know what that means but yeah I have read about how retards spread their sickness don't get a hard on now rajesh
Chama.
Apparently, the reason Ortega vs Lopes was made was because Ortega was hanging around the PTI and ran into Dana and Hunter. They complimented him a shit ton and he said he wasn't injured or anything, and was bulking up for his lightweight debutNext day they called him asking if he wanted to fight Diego Lopes in two weeks, and he felt obligated to take the fight after all the shit they said to himOrtega couldn't even make weight because he had started a bulking regimen, the fight was made into a 155 fight last minute, and Diego had already cut down to 145 before anyone even told himWhat a shit show
Khabitch
>>142152157don’t blame who God chooses to be His messenger
>>142152296Fuck God, I don't listen to hypocritical little bitches like him.
>>142152266Dolidze is ranked at MW despite doing literally nothing, I actually dont understand how he's had any success at all.
>>142152279Kwab.
>>142152315He cucked JP Buys.
>>142152335Why did he do it.
Islam Makhachevs Christian name is: Christianity Pilgrimsson.
>>142152315Brendan Allen is the number 5 at Middleweight and his last two fights were against Paul Craig and Chris CurtisIt's best not to apply any logic to Middleweight, the rankings just are
>>142152374>Brendan Allen is the number 5 at Middleweightno fucking way
>>142149239Lopes' neck is sick. More heemers should neckmax
>>142152349With much wisdom comes much sorrow.
>>142152349Determinism b
>>142149239>Bulked but lopes mogs himIs over.
>>142152374hes not top 5, I think its vettori who also sucks but stil
>>142152380Ah wait, he used to be number 5. Cannonier lost to Imavov, so he got bumped down to number 7
>>142152349dumb bitch thought it was water lmaolike why would there be cold water on the stove idiot
>>142149239Mexican genes vs Brazilian genes
need fight fairies milkies on my face........
Khabibs Christian name is: Beautiful Light of the Prophet Jesus Christ.
>>142152424
>Killed his fazza to duck Tony.>Missed weight agaist Garth.>Begged Uncle Dana for p4p #1>Supported beheadings in France>Said nothing about beheading in Russan church>Shit in bus>Become the gateway for the most cancerous batch of fighters for the sport>etc. etc.KWABib is an embarrassmentFuck Conner for making this rat famous.
>>142152424comfy
>>142152424my benzo plug died :(
Soo grim
I found my Nation in the Legion.
>CHAMA
>>142149877we really don't
>>142152459*Conor
Khabitchbros...Conor just revealed everything about how we dodge drug tests. How are we going to get out of this one?????????
>>142152565khabib is retired you can stop seething b
>>142152424luv me xanluv me milksimple as
>>142149896do you think alex's favela ex gf died or something
Abu Khabeast
>>142152279WHAT THE HECKIN FRICK?! THIS IS NOT OKAY!
>>142152565mcnuggets need to stop being so salty about khabitch who isn't even a fighter anymore
>>142152581She's alive but is such a bad mother that the husband got custody of the kids. Alex must have went for that crazy favela pussy
>>142152279>get up and have a fucking fight
>>142152602does alex talk about it her somewhere??
https://youtu.be/MRLzX2yKIuE?si=wLIJq4_Nriuxz2WfFuck you khabib
>>142152581They divorced while Alex was in camp to fight Bruno Silva; he said that the experience was so painful that it obfuscated his focus for the fight. She seems to be a crazy bitch.
fyi ariel helwani has never changed a car tyre, the blokes an absolute fucking poof
>>142152491Brendan Allen wearing a helmet unironically beats the entire division in 1 night. He's so good but his striking defense is so bad.
>>142152645>He's so goodHe has bad fight IQ and unironically got lucky against Chris fucking Curtis
in a world full of Haps, be an Ace.
>>142152061disgustingbut also partially his faulttaps need to be extremely obvioussadhope he recovers wellwe can learn from this
raw british beefhttps://x.com/TonyBellew/status/1806693642683158560
replace bisping with dustin doo, he's a better analysts
Khagoat eternally buck broke goobert
>>142152038only if your life requires itbeing tough makes integration into society difficult
Replace Bisbong and Cormier with Matt Hamill. Can't possibly be worse. Don't let Dom commentate unless the ref is making stupid decisions, then let him come in as a special correspondent to shit on the refs.
i wish dc fought at middleweighthe'd have been the GOAT by a landslide if he fought people his own sizebut instead he got zeemed by jones and stipe
>>142152722You lost? Poofter
Crazy how khabib is the second most famous person from russia second to putin
>>142152775He tried to be a middleweight when he was wrestling and he had a kidney failure while cutting weight
>>142152781Don't sign your posts
>BSD vs Moicano is bookedMoicano should have fought up but it is what it isthe title run ends here
>>142152829Nice. Shame that it's a fake fight.
Did we get worked, or did Jamahal really bitch out after the stink he raised
>>142152829Smells like a fake fight
Karate Combat in 1 bong
i'm the belal muhammad of /heem/
Aura
>>142152874Basedmawl Estrohill.
I forgot moicano beat jalin kek
>>142152829Eazy monee
Jalin the goriller turner
>The eagle missed weightdid he break his beak again?
Helen wants that BWChttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YUF9AH1H3SM
>>142149276PereiraLopesSmithChiassonPage
>>142152223Reyes confirmed champ by 2025
>international fight week!>it's just 2 days of meet and greets/autograph signingspoofc love giving minimal effort
>>142152118>Hey, brazzas! >Looks like you're having a HEEMING night>ACK!!!!
He shit on that fookin bos
>>142149276>Alex Pereira>Brian Ortega>Anthony SmithDon't watch wmma, don't care>Ian Machado Garry
>>142153147There was a Hall of Fame ceremony
thoughts?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0CdMqJ9Lidg
Conor Mcgregor has sexual intercourse with men. Jon Jones has sexual intercourse with men.
>>142153190Factual post
>>142149276Pereira OrtegaDolidzeChiassonMVP
>>142152829There's no room to fight up.>Islam is champ>Arman is #1>Shartles is ranksquatting>Garth is dead>Peahead is retired>Max is fighting Ilia>>Chandler>Dare-ee-oosh has a bum knee>already lost to Fiziev who also has a bum kneeThat leaves Scamrot and Dookie Dan. The former is hell-on-earth level matchup for Moick and is probably going to fight Charles whenever he stops squatting, and the latter is very likely to be fed a layup fight in Perth to help alleviate the CKB seetge when Izzy fucking dies. Maybe Bobby Green if he loses at 304? Bobby always turns around quick.
>>142149267he didn't make 145
>>142152624>b-but I thought you don't be talmbout they mama in Dagestan??? I tought that's a no no and brazzas are above that? wtf?
Gaethje should fight a big block of swiss cheese next, maybe he'll patch up those holes in his game
>>142152912I'm gonna watch that crap here!
Ortega knows meme prospects don't win at 155
i knew khabib was a cheater when he plays soccer against islam and he always has all the best players on his team.
>>142153259Islam was once a meme prospect.
T-city is gonna t-citheem
>>142152118uh oh
>>142153259
Ortega will zeem and everyone here will act like he's the second coming of Adriano Martins.
>>142150869so fucking clean
>>142153207Corpse of Dariush is actively looking for a fight. He did an interview yesterday.Poirier announced he's not retired on the broadcast booth yesterday as well.
>>142149276pereiraortegaskiffsilvamvp
>>142153362the bins will finish their trilogy and retire. zero chance either fights someone upcoming
I tried to warn heem months ago that khabib was off the rails, drunk off kvass and harassing aka Jr's, driving them out late for burgers, stealing singlets. Now all of a sudden "mystic mac" predicts it
gane doesn't do fight picks so neither will I
having to pick womemes is bullshit it's chance
>>142153442seething lucklet
>>142153398My man, everyone here knew that Khabitch was an evil mf since he infected Abdulmanap with COVID to duck Tony.
Raid box and say Fury won.
>>142153463How will this affect M-Eat?
>>142153463I knew he was evil since i heard he was a muzzie.
>>142153488only operates in kazakhstan, makes you think though...
>>142152424>be on Benzo's daily for over 3 year's>everyone says it has the worst withdrawls that can literally kill you>stop taking them cold-turkey>no withdrawls and haven't taken them in 7 monthsAre people just pussies or what.
can i make the next thread
>>142153389Trilogies? Talmbout Canor and Dustbin? What about dariush
>>142153611Only if you expose khabib
>>142153565You were taking paracetamol you silly cunt
Currently making the next thread. Be expectant.
>>142153695you already made a thread, let someone else make it
>>142153728Alright but it better be a high quality op.
>>142153695Sorry, my /gane/ thread only has 20 sec left.
>>142153695Better be a /karate/ thread https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ATBie9Nfft8
I ain't making shit. Fuck mods.
if you make the thread you're gay
I would like to commission a Tony thread. thank you very much
>>142153903>>142153903
>>142149276Jiri Diego Anthony MaryaIan
>>142149276Jiri by heem in the thirdOrtega gets submittedSmiff smeshes Dolidze in the secondMayra heems, round unknownPage brake checks Garry and breaks Ian's right leg with his kneeScreencap this
