https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ATBie9Nfft8CHADrate combat is live
>>142153903>KAR-ACK!y KINO
The last thing Jerry sees before getting his head shrunk by Pereira.
>>142153939h3h3 got heemed out lol
>You now remember Magomed
cэp mcgregor, the simulations have been ran, the special forces are moving in
>>142154014Breh Cantos didn't even have his left foot planted on the floor, he just swung his overhand like an monke. Pereira simulates ACKalaev easily.
i have gotten one (you) total from posting this edit and it was someone telling me to not waste my talent on /heem/, nevertheless
alves will heem
TICK TOCK KHABASTARD
i stopped eating potato chips for a month and now my eczema isn't flaring up anymore. sigh i'm going to miss eating potato chips....
Curtis.
more like Goy-ACK
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ATBie9Nfft8WE ARE LIVE
>>142154014>pereddit ducked this guy
>>142154062This edit singlehandedly made me want to watch karate combat for about 5 seconds the first time I saw it (the feeling has passed)
will 303 be a good card? fuck connor btw
>>142154226i seek to inspire change no matter how big or little
which one of you anons made this page?
>>142154236ya
>>142154286Ninas toe ring is goated
>>142154082>Dana cuts based cans like this but allows WMMA
>>142154014I remember him, he just beat the johnny walker
>>142154348support DEI chud
Daniel Cormier is an embarrassment, waddling around like big I am on fucking weigh in shows, getting his assistant to run his life. Bones is out here secretly sucking cock and doesn't need to lay someone to manage it for him
>>142154419
>>142154419I like dc, he is very wholesome
>>142154198Sadly, magomed wanted to wait for the fall in abu dhabi... making him the duck, I'm afraid.
>>142154479DC is as big of a behind the scenes shit talker and backstabber as anyone in the UFC
>>142154479Dc cheated on his wife. Eye poked. Took erogenous test
>>142154286Not me. I don't need to pretend to have a fake fetish to impress women. I don't need to signal to them that I'm docile and 'not like the other guys' because I enjoy feet over the crude bobs and vag
>>142153939is that fucking actually bitboy crypto? non ufc fights look like THAT?
>>142154568This comment is more deranged than foot gags themselves
DC is a flushed bum who went life and death with another bum that Struve simulated effortlessly.
>>142154419DC won the story. He gets to get fat, watch mma and raise a family that loves him (unlike Jones). And his kid is outwrasslin brazzas in dagestan. Imagine what he's gonna do to Hap in their future UFC bout.
puke is usually correct and based
>>142154629dc is so fucking funny sometimes
>>142154605>t. larping foot degenerateClassic bong
imagine the fat man rage when you steal DC’s popeye’s burger out of his hands and run away
>>142154714Do you think I would just sit here and let you steal my burger?
>>142154714Is Popeye's any good? We have a couple of their restaurants here, but I find them extremely expensive for being goyslop.
>>142154709Meds
I aint feeling karate kombat brahs
>>142154798the karate hasn't started yet
Why is Logan's taint cleaner on comms?
>>142154798Brazza it's Friday night, go pull some bitches at the local pub.
oh shid the one twitter faggot is fighting
>>142154875im loyal bru
These doos look soft
>>142154714It's not a fucking burger you inbred retardHamburgers are a specific type of steak, they can only be made with ground beefIt's called a fucking chicken sandwich
>My style?>IM ON YOU
>sierra leone
Announcer is trying a bit too hard
>>142154926>t.
>>142154887i instantly knew who you were talking about, what a reputation
>>142154944He's one of them albino blacks
>Siberian KickboxingThey literally let anyone fight
beltran gets pegged
>>142154926Chicken burger
>>142154964Kek
>>142154975kek. i guess the other mma ecelebs on there don't put themselves out there like he doesalso wow he is fucking fat at welterweight
>>142154059Why does he look like Usman?100% looks like a black guy.>>142154173Zesty...
The Bane will gas
This is just some gay influencer slop isn't it?
>>142154526Dc never eyepoked his wife
THE the bane?
>who did I block on TwitterJesus Christ...
The Bane heems Strickland
>>142155091jesus is not on twitter
DC got really mad when Weidman praise Al for going five rounds with Khabib, same sentiment as his distain of Cowboy being in the hall of fame.Him never being the real LHW champ because of Jon really will haunt him for all his life.
this is the worst striking match i've seen in a minute
that was intense. max vs ortega esque.
Alexander Gustafsson he turns his back and sprints out the pocket thats why hes the greatest boxer in mma history
>>142155129Great news,if cowboy is allowed in the hall of fame then Gane is almost certain to be in it too
Are cats or dogs /heem/ approved?
young chael sonnen
QUIT HIDING COLBY
>>142155211>Alexander Gustafsson he turns his back and sprints out the pocketThe pleasure man walked so gustafsson could run.
>>142155214Dawgs. Only people I know who have/love cats are mentally disturbed women.
15 minutes until the ufc 303 ceremonial weigh in. there's a huge plot twist in this one.
Alex Poatan Pereira will be the heavyweight champion by the end of the year
>>142155214Nobody ever says "oh he got that cat in him" or "he's gonna let out that cat"
This shit is so stupid. The guy probably is some kind of afro-spanish mutt with MAYBE 1% indian, and here he is pretending to be some warrior from an uncontacted tribe. Ridiculous. It'd be like if your average New Jersey zip walked around dressed like a centurion. Even that makes more sense than what pereddit is doing here.
>>142155268The pleasure can
>>142155214Cats are a woman's animal.
>>142155359He looks like a strawberry.
>>142155359kek americans have no heritage they can discover and reconnect with so they get jelly when others do.
>>142155359He kinda looks like private Pyle here lmao
>>142155359Watermelon face.
>>142155403saaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaar
>>142155359don't care, he heems
Sleem tonight?
>>142155359people from the state where he's originally from tend to be more native than usual, he's obviously mixed but he has a good claim to consider himself pataxó.
>>142155426We don't watch that crap here.
>Welcomed in the hood>Welcomed in the trailer park>Welcomed in the suburbs>Welcomed in the halls of corporate America>Welcomed in the villages of DagestanThis man can go anywhere, speak to anyone, and make friends and fit in. Daniel Cormier, ladies and gentlemen.
Been leaving my name as Chama at starbucks and when they call it I give them a little smile and picot out with my latté. Look forward to my stories of bedding the girl there.
>>142155359why does this bother you so much? why can't you just let a nigga have his fun?
>>142155505but not the kingdom of heaven
>>142155516He says chama too much also.
Is Mayra Bueno Silva sexy
heeeeeeem stoppykino fight
>>142155516Because in America no one gets a free pass on the authenticity flex. He shouldn't get one either.
>uses black magicwhy is this allowed?
>>142155431he absolutely does not lmao. he has the exact opposite body type, proportions, hair type. guaranteed he has 20x more african ancestry than indigenous. it's ridiculous and funny how everyone just goes along with it. black hebrew israelite tier, but he's a nice guy so whatever.
>>142155555Just pronebone her so you don't see her face and it's all good.
>>142155545it's a kingdom of consciousness
>>142155359Anyone with eyes can see that he clearly has a lot of native ancestry. He's not 100% but he clearly has indigenous roots. And the tribe accepts him as one of their own, that's all that matters.
>>142155627>muh tribeThey are larpers as well
>>142155552he cant help it, he is unironically a bit retarded, his vocabulary is very limited even in portuguese
>>142155599>he has the exact opposite body type, proportions, hair typeThat's what every amerindian person would look like if you gave them alcohol in their early infancy.
uhhh is that tyron woodley on the pfl broadcast
>>142155555peak br butch lesbian
Poatan's sons are not real ones
>>142155653is charles retarded in portugese i need to know
>>142155594jews
>>142155673nah, charles is pretty normal
>>142155599he looks way more iberian than black, probably iberian, then native, then black
>>142155667Why do you have so many lesbos b?
Charles is an international retard
>>142155692aside from the religious schizophrenia
>>142155653It's actually cool that he managed yo get himself and his family a nice, cozy life in the upper class suburbs of Amerika while being functionally illiterate with zero education and having developed CTE since he was 17. Literally all physical effort.
>>142155692thank god. the iluminado shit always had me worried
>>142155667>peak br butch lesbianNo, that's Amanda Nunes. Mayra is still quite feminine and bangable. She just has a somewhat derpy face. Amanda is the final boss of butch lesbos, the only thing female about her is her genitalia.
>>142155704they're so hot they want to date themselves
>>142155627If any one of the millions upon millions of white people in America who have the same percentage of Native American blood in them as Poatan does got dressed up in full Native American headdress and regalia they would be crucified for cultural appropriation.
>PeeFL
We are ALL in herehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8AUJxBIZyec
>>142155741Pretty based tbqh
When do the sleems start?
name the wadders bapa
who here thinks mayra bueno silva always looks like shes about to cry?
>>142155823What would make you think that
>>142155755
why do fighters claim staph when they lose
>>142154014Imagine what Pereira's leg kicks would do to him.
That taiwanese boy got some beautiful hair ngl
>>142155902jan really should have heemed
New potential 125 boy. Lets see how he fights
holy shit that little nigga is literally anime
>>142155359Muito ravia
the japs are here to take over
>>142155962
>it’s not a burger you fucking retard
>>142155891
>>142155967>doesnt boy at first sightngmimay as well get an arranged boy at that point
>Gomez
>>142155980>japanese social media phone guy>hunter campbell growing fu manchu mustacheit's over
>>142155697>more native then black>with those proportions and that hairnigga please
>>142156023his hair is straight
A fucking circle
>>142156014they finally fired the uggo butterface
what does the dot mean?
>>142156004Its called having standards. Boy is not a title given willy nilly
What the actual fuck does the name "Payton" mean?
kek talbott might have the worst tattoo of all time
>>142156063He pays
>>142156052the emptiness in him when his dad pulled out
>>142156052He explained it earlier this week. It’s to show he’s empty inside. Pure zoomer brainrot
Talmbout Talbot?
UFC fighters really do have the worst tattoos
>>142156092No that's BKFC, there's levels to this shit
>>142156052it's from bleach (anime)
>>142156092tattoos are supposed to have a meaning
>>142156092All tattoos are bad
>>142156052Lame ass anime whose name I can't recall
>>142156088Wow that just pissed me off so much
i made this for you heem bros, so you can follow the whole tournament a bit easier
>>142156088cringekino
>>142156052He's going to be champ, full stop.
>>142156128you might have wasted your time b
you guys are crazy, the circle tattoo is great for a fighter. i'm on team circle. circles forever.
>>142156092people who get hit in the head for a living make bad decisions
>>142156138not for me bro, it helps me follow it myself
Powerbar will heem
Leg kicks are the gayest meta.Anybody delivers leg kicks with high frequency gets unboyed. Simple as.
>>142156145
>>142156041he has coarse, semi kinky hair typical of mulattoes. not indio at all
Pyfer went to Turkey, hence why he doesn't wanna take the hat off
>>142156145>Yo bruh lemme get the uuuuuhhhhh... pregnancy stretch marks
Why mvp no flag
>>142156145I unironically think it's cool I might be retarded
>Page has a talismanUhh Machadosisters...
Virtually identical
>>142154794>It's heckin normal to love feet, chud! IT JUST IS OKAY!?You really are too far gone.
thought it'd be a more brutal mogging from mvp
the brazilian ian machado garry
>>142156145Does that say shadman?
Please mvp heem him. Please mvp im begging u
>>142156120You're a fucking retard who believes everything he sees on the internet, it's from an anime.
What did he mean by this?
Is Garry still vegan? He’s looking less soi
The crowd is going WILD for this fight!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eiriswmnluAWE HERE
does mayra have the biggest boobies on the roster? i think she does
it can be argued that Mayra Bueno Silva has the sickest body in wmma
*uses shamans*
Smiff time
>>142156216Relax faggot. my fault for not knowing about your beloved anime
>>142156244Not sure. She might be the ugliest, non black, gash on the roster though.
N I P P L E SI P PLES
Chiasson is even more of a butch lesbian than Mayra lol
>>142156263you're the ugliest bitch i've seen in wmma
Sniff gets like 10x more delusional every time he wins
If Mayra didn't have silky smooth hair she'd be getting dogged out by more fans and half of the people on this board. Crazy how a nice hairstyle does wonders to someones apperance.
>>142155129>Real LHW champYou delusional fags. I bet you think Jon hasn't "really" lost as well.
how come smiff never shakes hands?
>>142154082Big Dan is such a treat.
Smiff is based and tired of pretending he's not
>highlights of losing
K-1 World GP 2024 in Sarajevo - Eastern European Round>June 29, 2024
>>142155545You're an impotent prick.
lopez's tattoo is "conceive, believe, achieve" translated to Portuguese, and back to english
why is the welshman so obsessed with jslop
>>142156260I would rape you if you stood in front of me, read a book.
>>142156281he's one cold motherfr*cker
>Ortega highlights are either fights he got sonned in or from 6 years agoKWAB
>>142156280Reyes beat Jon, doesn't change the fact that DC didn't
why is this nigga speaking spanish
>>142156344He lives in messico
>>142156344Spanish is essentially Portuguese But better
>>142156263Macy is literally standing right next to her...When she doesn't make the "I'm gonna cry" face she's kinda cute
Brian Orteya
>UXC
yjk this part tickles
>>142156329Just tried it, it's still conceive, believe, achieve
He's speaking the Portuguesa!
FABIANO
>that's it?kek
Rogan cant retire soon enough
>>142156393oops this part
>that's it?
>>142156379Damn, Brian flushed this dude bad
we're not inviting diego lopes to the churrasco if he keep speaking spanish
Why is Ortega being a nonchalant dreadhead...
>>142156409He's will be missed when he does.
Lopes is a fucking fraud with 0 mic skills. I aint falling for it.
>das it?Rogan you stupid manlet fuck leave that CTETega alone
sit down and shud up
rogan needs to heem himself this isnt no podcast interview dumbass
>>142156379Ortega just fell down because of his ankle
unironically i think the reason fights outside of the ufc feel so boring is because they don't have charismatic announcers and live talent who can carry the dead air/lack of action
Why do so many of these guys keep getting staph?
rogan got ego busted because chadtega just ignored his long ass retarded question and gave his thoughts on tmr. >das it?
based as fuck
jiri will show him some stuff he's been working on
>>142156447It definitely is a factor. I'd prefer no commentary but nothing is worse than the random nature of some lesser promotions commentary.
The similarities between Darren Till and Ian Garry are shocking.Both unbeaten 14-0 prospects.Both abandon their home land for Brazil.Both learn Portuguese, knock up a slag.Both become bums.Toilet Till, Latrine Ian.
>>142156468
>>142156468Faggots can't be based b
imagine if pereira walks out with this shaman
>>142156468gay. trans wmma would be based as fuck tho
Morocco filtered
Pee FL
>>142156468Literally me
Alex is just a better larper, simple as
Still can’t believe Conor pulled out with a sore pinky toe
>pereiras eyes were fidgety
Yery. Yuri. Yiri.
>>142156468not a bad idea desu, trans women been looking pretty good nowadays
>n-no magicIt's over, Jiri is mentally flushed
jiri wearing a spirit warding token
Rogan asking the important questions
this sucks, is this fight bad or is it always like this?
So basically jiri feels the aura?
Alex's nipples looking mighty suspicious
Jiribros...
>>142156544A pillow with mustard?
>>142156503why butthurt b
What crap are you guys watching.
CHAMAthe samurai larper is a dead man walking
>>142156569Not that crap that's for sure
>>142156484Chama
The black ring girl is the hottest. Strange...
>>142156569Cantonese thumb wrestling
>>142153903lol
>>142156554why you gotta be gay with it
>>142156554Rescinding this comment. Twas only the shadow while he waited for translation.
Would Allah be able to protect Ankalaev from the black magic?
>>142156574Fucking better.
glass jaw RAT
>>142156579What did he know? Wtf did khabib do this time?
>>142156447Alex just agreed to no magic, why did he commit to that? He's fucked!
>>142156579Least shocking news in the world that Khabib's people were involved.
>>142156572pereira will get over confident and knocked out like he did in his last fight with izzy.
>>142156565You're a fucking nigger so fuck you
the shaman cope seems to have subdued. looking forward to their fight.
>>142156591This confirms Pereira at 192cms as Jiri is no doubt 190.
>no magic
>>142156579>muslim guy is a terroristwho could have seen that coming
>>142156587Allah is Lucifer so technically Alex is getting his powers from him anyway
>>142156587Jiri will beat Alex and then Jiri will fight ankalev. Alex fights hill next and then Jiri Alex trilogy happens.
>>142156579
>>142156468Thank you george, very cool
>>142156544Breh look at the eye bags on Jerry. It's unequivocally over.
>>142156625olivi > sanko >>> nina
ur tellin me u wouldnt smash this up til ur mengs glistening wit dat stank slime B?
>>142156648He knows Conor will literally kill him if he did that right?
>>142156659...on opppsite day.
>>142156611If this is the first sign of WWE finally making it into MMA I am digging it, Jiri's fear at Chama face paint was pretty funny.
>>142156671Tbh I'd smash her fucking head in with a bike lock
>>142156611Literally wearing a talisman for the faceoff, he's more shook than ever.
>>142156677waste of digits. horrid post
>>142156579P Diddy related?
>>142156692exsqueeze me?
>>142156591Nosemog picksJiriOrtegaDolidzeGarry
Reminder that it's 0240 AM in Sweden and there are two, maybe three Swedish posters here right now.
SLEEM IN 20 MIN
fact is jiri is a walking punch bag
>>142156724...right...
>>142156724how come swedish chads like the guy who played the rich guy in succession are unironically autistic? how come your entire humor is autistic but it gets swedish bitches?
>>142156724Yeah it's Friday you fucking retard man you fucking mongoloid
>>142156741because autism is fake
I honestly believe I could heem every swedish man alive today
brazza v brazza superfight is coming up in about 15 min
WE ARE LIVEhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eiriswmnluA
>>142156648He's REAL mad
>>142156768kill yourself
>>142156696Knullapa.
>>142156766whoops forgot pic
>>142156784Based Italy
>>142156523He was shook because Jiri's pendant blocked his jungle magic and he could feel it.
>>142156781Pa'eh the ba'eh innit
>>142153903Fuck Dana
>>142156768who cares about some retarded tomboy?
>>142156809>>142156743this is what I mean. this is unironic Swedish humor. it's the most milquetoast, safest, corniest shit. and it gets dime Swedish bitches
>>142156753>tfw no magic
>>142156789Ska fucking döda dig bögjävel. Ska lägga till mord i mitt register
>>142156845Take care of your underwears, man.
>>142156768her schaub hole must be baddest mother fucker-est
>>142156768She cute.
>>142156845These chumps are not gettin' bitches though. One is a downsretard mongrel and the other some inbred thirdie.
>>142156876Din äckliga fucking bög. Gå och dö eller så dödar jag dig åt dig. Ska skära av din fucking hals ditt äckliga fucking avskum. Hivsmittade jävla äckliga bögäckel DÖ
>>142156855Men den som sa det va det dock.
>>142156876yes but it doesn't matter if you're a 4chan Swede or a real world Swede. autism is in your blood based on your humor, which all of you have the same sense of. and it gets Swedish bitches. it's a goddamn phenomenon
>>142156868What do you think he said? I bet it was something like "Raar! I'm gonna kill ya b!"
Alex infected Jiri with staph
sing with me
See this shit? >>142156884This is what normal swedes deal with on here.
The only swedish person i've ever met was black
Who's the Mona girl?
I'm the only Swede here who's got his shit together.
>>142156906Something along the lines of walking her to her trugg.
>>142156936They prefer somalian.
>>142156936For me it was an Asian girl who learned every Scandinavian language and moved there
>>142156936I'm visiting Edinburgh next year as a black man. how do I get Scottish bitches without being good at football, snooker or lifting up all those heavy round stones in a kilt?
>>142156922Dra åt helvete. Dräp dig själv. Ditt jävla särbarn. Din värdelösa jävla nigger. Jag ska fan våldta och döda dig. Jag har aldrig dödat någon, men när det kommer till kritan ska jag spöa skiten ur dig. Jag ska fan knäcka dig, grabben. Jag älskar att snacka skit. Jag lever för den här skiten, jag älskar det. Din värdelösa kuksugande bögslyna. Jävla bög. Fan ta dig, bögjävel. Din jävla apa. Mongo. ditt jävla fula mongo. EFTERBLIVNA NEGERJÄVEL! DÖ NU NIGGER!
Garry is a blue eyed blonde haired buck breaker. Neil, geoof, and now mvp. That's three bucks back to back to back. No wonder they hate him!
>>142156974not welcome ya cunt
I'm a jacked swedish boy and that's what's up
>>142156974NIGGER
>>142156972Quintessentially Irish.
>>142156976Please stop drinking, this is highly unbecoming. Go to bed.
>>142156990>>142156996alright but answer the question
>>142156343DC has the capacity to beat Jon and proved it when he pushed him hard in his losses. Jon has been caught juicing twice against DC, indicating that he doesn't trust himself to beat DC with extra help. And even if DC is also taking something, its not high enough that the test detects it. Jon took the good stuff and said screw it if they catch me. This shouldn't be rewarded.
>>142156972can this faggot overdose already? sick of him
>>142157005based reasonable Swede. favorite Bergman film?
>>142156972Why is he pretending like he didn't needlessly call his daddy a coward?
https://youtu.be/W3OPxkh9Gnw?si=-BKORxqGq5PvGPeZ
>>142157005Du är en tönt med fel åsikter. lyssna på mig, håll käften nu:DuärenFUCKING luffare med fel åsikter och judeälskare, förstår du?
>>142157009>indicating that he doesn't trust himself to beat DC without extra help
>>142156972sad hes completely heeming his legacy retroactively.
who are the first two Kai Kamakas? What did they do to have a legacy name?
>>142157029Upon heavy deliberation, I'd say the 7th seal meets the hallmark of a solid and memorable film. But persona has the highly arousing anecdote involving the two girls having sex with a young boy, so I'll have to designate a tie between the two, good sir.
>>142156974Kill yourself
is Sophie Dee the Welsh fighter who has heemed the most mengs?
>>142156906He told her about the k1 tournament and the one fc card and how one would be profitable this year.
>>142157085Unironically patrician taste. Favorite Strindberg work?
When you die I celebrate :) NOT WELCOME
>>142156972Based, healthy conor decapitates the terrorist
seriously who the fuck watches press conferences? LOL
>>142157085Solid choice, van. Two great choices. I need to watch Persona again because I feel like I was hypnotized into a stupor last time and missed some important pieces. But that movie had so much depth.From what I've watched, I think Fannie & Alexander is my favorite. Wild Strawberries is also great and that one where the young woman leaves for another town and works in a flower shop or something was also very comfy.
>>142157146I will admit to plebeianism regarding Strindberg's work, anything in particular you'd recommend?
mad terrorist
>>142157201You can also read Strindberg's The stronger, a monologue that served Bergman as an inspiration for Persona. It won't necessarily clarify whatever element you find obscure in the movie, but I'll enhance the experience.
wtf this dude's got gorgeous hair no diddy. instantly boyed
>reading
We don't read that crap here.
>>142157216Honestly I've only read 3 works from him, one is about 5 pages, but I loved them just the same: The father, The dream and The stronger.
reading a book is the same as heeming it
>>142157272Thanks, anon, will add it to the list. Currently reading All the King's Men by Robert Penn Warren.
this doo heeming books!
why is this guy delivering retarded monologues?
I'm going to regret picking Smiff tomorrow aren't I?
man you niggas are some straight up fags
>>142157358No. Smif is a great gatekeeper and Roman is a bum.
I thought I was real life retarded
>>142157355>>142157361I guffaw at the common tongue of these unwashed masses
I intelligently finished a book and immediately felt white matter growth.
>>142157349>Where do you heem>At the library.
>>142157408suck my dick you fucking blatte
Finishing a book is a sign of immaturity.
>>142157272Thanks, anon, will add it to the list. Currently heeming All the King's Men by Robert Penn Warren.
lfg benny made the HOF
Combat sports general.
penglog du
Alex confirmed still cheating
>>142157483the ufc hall of failure
>>142156972Khabib is a terrorist for sure, but there is nothing Conor can do to win back the story after the "let's talk now" sequence.
>>142157452Uhh, no dice pal??
>>142157507Puffy.
>>142157538>>142157500
here we gobrazza vs brazzaleghump vs leghumphow many fazza's plans led to this moment?
>>142157507
>>142157009Jon juiced for all his fights, DC isn't special.
>>142157507this is the mindset that wins fights
pfl is so unbelievably shit
>>142157632have some self respect
>>142157507Jiri is absolutely mind broken with this magick bullshit. Is it too late to change my picks? He has no hope if he's blubbering like this every time someone is listening to him.
>>142157674>mfw chud's don't understand the killer's mindset>>142157594exactly. can't expect dweebs to relate
Okay I think it's an appropriate time to announce the next thread being a Bo thread.
slap is on
>>142157674inb4 magic stuff makes jiri afraid to go reckless like he normally does and he catches periera.
>Jiri will win because... because... HE JUST WILL OKAY???
>>142157674no he seems strong in the face of something he genuinely perceives as an unfair advantage.
>all those empty seats at slapslopgaynabros...
>>142157747Jiri will win because I picked him to win. Also MVP by decision.
>>142157701Don't say it
you can see a look of betrayal as jerry realizes alex has chosen the dark side
shall I post it?
brazza heem
Joe Rogan is an absolute faggot for asking Jiri and Alex about this magick bullshit. Cut Rogan immediately.
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEMALLAHUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
I cannot wait to see Paige VanZant get her stupid face slapped full force.
>>142157808huh>>142157831you can't hide the black magic from us anymore lucifer
>>142157792Is it me or is the feather at the top extra long?
>>142157831Neither are big into trash talk so this is the best the promotion can hope for.
I can heem you
>>142157899NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>142157792JIRI finna come at this doo like a bat out of hell
Is PVZ hurting for money to resort to powerslop
No way the hawaiian with a 30 inch neck can take a hit
>>142157507>>142157732what's stronger weeb samurai magic or amazon pygmy shamanism
>>142157792Holy kek. I always thought that Jerry was larping as an autist for clout, but now I realize he's unironically schizophrenic.
What's the opposite of a glass cannon
>>142157792There was respect between them in the first fight, now Jiri basically sees him as a demon
>>142158016Messicans
>>142158016Marvin Vettori
>>142158016An iron cannon?
zero difference between jiri's beliefs and any other religion
you are scared
KARATEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM
>>142157792there's something going on about jerry's pendant... almost looks like he expected it to affect pereira and pereira is actually fixated on it and jerry is reacting like it confirms his suspicions
Power Slap is great?
muh
Wild sex haver here ama
>>142158236Probably because Pereira wasn't expecting Jerry to be so serious about his allegations and that took him off guard.
>>142158236LMAOOOOO I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS SHIT IS HAPPENING IN 2024
>>142158016brick wall
>>142158310What's his name?
>>142158360calm down lad
>>142158462I WON'T THIS IS CRAZYYYYY
1 wrong move and its curtains for you mexico
>>142158507OOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHH
>>142158518You reckon?
>>142157792>>142158236>>142158335
>>142158389Jelly virgin maybe try making enough to spend $100 on a haircut and you will understand how the world works
>>142158249Dana's humiliation ritual before he gets into the billionaire boys club
>>142158518Talmbout moves? How's this for a start.
>>142158606My 1 dollar haircut mogs yours in every way and pulls hella bitches
>>142158655never ever have i been so insulted, final warning
Sheena Bathory getting KO'd gave me a boner
>>142158741
Is Chama a good name for your son
>>142157792Jiri thought he found another real one, Witch Hunter Jiri heems
Khabib should be stripped of all wins for being a jihadist terrorist
>>142158016Iron Window
>Power Slap Road to the Title: Season 3There's two seasons of this already?
powerslop is PPV? lmao
you guys aren't actually watching that crap right
>>142159146which one
>>142159146Karate Combat? Hell no I'm watching Power Slap like stars Michael Chandler and Cam Newton!
>>142159146nah b
>>142158782what the fuck, my magic is not working, this cannot be
>>142159146I'm watching chadrate chadbat
so was alex or jiri born under a full moon? what’s their astrology sign?
HEEM
MANDRAMA
Heem night night
Sam alvey choked the cornerman out holy kinooooooooo
lads fucking HELP ME im being heeeeemd
Love how slappers look like they're dying slowly
Isn't closing your eyes the worst thing you could do?
Never mind it was the arab president guy lmfao, guillotined him
>get slapped bloodyTake another slap and don't flinch this time you little faggot pussy
"Satanic black magic. Sick shit!" - Paulie Procciazki.
IM...IM BEING CYBER HEEMDAHHHHHH
kind of cool to see that slow mo split of the cheek
>>142159308no he didnt.
SLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM
Drain flushed
KKKKKKKKKKKEEEEEEEEEEMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
>>142159495>>142159495>>142159495
Is Vick alive?
>>142154101You sure it's that? You need to actually know stuff before you implement. I've had bad eczema and I do t even eat stuff like that
