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burrs suck lol
Gonna make some shekels betting against the bears
What even is a 23 year old cheerleader? Is there like a minor leagues for people who aren't in the pros?https://nypost.com/2024/06/28/sports/bill-belichicks-girlfriend-jordon-hudson-rolls-up-to-practice-in-a-porsche/
>mad at the Bears already Gonna be a hell of a season shitposting wise
>>142183382They'll probably lose the bye
>>142182559Just like my browns
>>142183382Bearsies will NOT be losing to the fraudulent Loins this year. Their secondary was complete ass last year and they lost their best DB CJGJ. Who the fuck is going to cover DJ/Keenan/Rome? Some faggot rookie? Lmao.
>>142184243Give it up
>>142184008Browns are just a QB away. Too bad they hired le holdout man instead future HoFer Joe Flacco
>>142182324If practice rumors always were true, Love would have been steaming trash last season. Instead, he was the best QB in the NFC. It's one thing to be wrong, but it's another to double down on your mistake.
>>142184771He was steaming trash for the first third of the season He can be good but he's not great yet
Coach HEEM makin ya sleepy
>>142184796Re-read my post>Verification not required
What if there was a White Nigga in the NFL that was faster than every black guy on the field (6'3", 235) putting fucking receivers out of games with concussions on a regular basis
>>142184990his name was brian urlacher
The Bears will have a good season but only after Bagent takes over when Williams has a season ending bussy injury in week 4.
>>142182499I like those
>>142183274She's an instawhore
>>142182499Lions aren't gonna make the playoffs this year. Bears winning the division.
>Former No. 1 NFL draft pick JaMarcus Russell was fired as a volunteer assistant coach at his alma mater, Williamson High School in Mobile, Alabama, and is facing a lawsuit accusing him of taking a $74,000 check meant as a donation to the school.bl@cks
>>142189044>Whiteshttps://www.forbes.com/sites/antoniopequenoiv/2024/02/05/brett-favre-still-owes-mississippi-over-700000-in-misspent-welfare-money-auditor-alleges/
>>142183274I want more of this thiccness
>>142189269Good. welfare is a scam anyways
The Panthers don't need a better QBThey need a chippy manlet at WR again
>>142183274It's for women who are either too stupid to or have just enough shame to not be strippers or OnlyFans sluts
>>142189963>don't need a better QBWhen do we declare Young a bust?
>>142191507When he gets traded for a bag of beans like Wilson or Pickett.
>>142191507If he doesn't improve at all during this year there's a good chance he's a bust
Goddamnit I wanted to believe this retard finally got his shit together after seeing him lose weight and and dropping the heavy drinking
>>142189304That's just a fat chick
>>142193093You probably have yellow fever
>>142192482LolLmao
>>142186950You think this is b8 but it's would cause more seethe on /nfl/ than you could imagine
Imagine this bussy
>>142192482>Stealing from thieves is....LE BAD!It's Brett Favre all over again
>>142183382>bear fans really believe Caleb can beat green Bay at homelmao. In reality though bears will have a 6-11 season and go back into irrelevancy
>>142182499>>142182559>>142182622>>142182871>>142183274>>142183382>>142183827>>142184008>>142184243>>142184329>>142184371>>142184771>>142184796>>142184824>>142184880>>142184990>>142186373>>142186950>>142187375>>142187638>>142187695>>142189044>>142189269>>142189304>>142189592>>142189963>>142190070>>142191507>>142191917>>142191924>>142192482>>142193093>>142193201>>142193430>>142194401>>142194480>>142194488>>142194502Bussy
Seahawks bros , is it easy to uber after a game or is it too nuts outside the stadiumI just moved to Fremont from a different state and i have no idea how to efficiently get to and from Fremont from the stadiums
>>142193093>low T
>>142195440lol, imagine being a seafags fan
>>142196107I'm a Bears fan , I just thouhgt it would be fun to go to a game since I"m here
>>142195440Congrats on the move
>>142194502the game won't matter because Chicago will be 14-2 and have the division wrapped, but Jordan Manlove WILL jump into his mother's arms and cry after he loses to our backups.
Nice to see my superiority has caused some controversy
Who was better, Dan Fouts or Phillip Rivers?
>>142184371Retard
RASM
Daniel jones just threw another interception
>>142199306>TSGT Daniel Jones has panicked!
>>142199622Nice Armpunt.
Go stelelser
>>142199282Rasm
>>142196028I'd fuck her but she's nothing special innit
>>142194711desperation's not a good look honey
>>142198503Ryback
kys
>>142201533You are mad
>>142201482RyPoop
>>142182499>niners wearing blackEw
>>142199622>Thatll be $180 million deal with $100 million guaranteed plus tip
How much longer can CMC maintain his level of play?
>>142202759Until the next unpredictable leg injury
>>142202759About tree fiddy
>>142202759I got money on the Madden curse giving him a career altering injury early in the season
>>1422027591488 seasons
I need to get laid girlfriends
This bussy needs to get laid
>>142205215americans need a lot of things
>>142205314I need ur mum lel
>>142205310pick up the phone ffs
Pick up this bussy
I get the impression the bussyposters are Steelers fans, or some AFCN team. One of those autistic divisions
>>142205481addy?
Address this bussy
*enters thready*
The silence of the thready speaks volumes
>AHHHHHHHH FUCK BUSTIN AND MUTTHOMO AND MONGSHOE I OWN THE WEST NIGGERSWhat did he mean by this?
>>142207026>>142207093>>142207156Yea, i'm thinking these posts bussin ong
What does he know that we don't??
*takes over the thready*Flaggie make ya seethe?
*ahem*>FUCK JANNIES>FUCK MODDIES>FUCK CHEATRIOTS>FUCK TOM BRADY>FUCK ROGER KIKEDELL>THANK YOU ALL FOR LISTENING
*throws tua defenda*
>>142207695
>The Los Angeles Rams fervently approached the Jets about a potential deal so L.A. could move way up from No. 19 to No. 11. The Rams offered the Jets No. 19, a second-round pick and a third-round pick for No. 11 and a sixth-rounder, as shown in the docuseries “The Pick is In.”Seems like a shitty deal, Jets made the right choice
>>142207665Based. Tranny Jannies seething
>>142207443def bussin with riz
Is Burrow going to return in full force?
>>142208941yes
>>142208303Snead is so blasé with trades and picks because McVay can meme magic almost anyone into a productive receiver. We gave up a second next year to get Braden Fiske now, because he thinks he can make up that value with some 4th rounder out of some Ivy next year.
>>142207780
>>142208986source?
>just saw a twitter thread ragging on Love and how all his good throws were flukes and he's just a bad QB>ended up being from a Bears fanlmfao
>>142207093>Bo Nix favored over Zach Wilson, Jarrett Stidham to start Week One for BroncosGeesus how bad is Zach
>>142208303They tried to trade up with the raiders too. Rams wanted Brock Bowers bad
You can only respond to this post if your head coach isn't 28 million in debtNot so fast Raiderbros
>>142208941>her assailant planted his seed in herUmmmmm why the actual FUCK is poo shiesty posting his degenerate sexual fantasies on social media???
>>142209892I haven't been keeping up with much NFL news post draft but what exactly was his reason for the debt? Gambling or just taking out heaps of loans and being a hedonistic nigger? Seriously dumb shit
>my mfw when when somebody asks me about Bo Nix on a Mongolian goat herding bulletin board
>>142209757We just paid Tyler Higbee big money then he got nuked in Detroit. We could use some muscle in that area next year in the draft.
Holy shit everyone itt needs to kys immediately
>>142211010>ayyo cuh throw me the rock I'm finna bust a few tackles and stroll right into the endz-ACK!
>>142209892>not being in debt in a modern western economygood goy
>>142211046Don't rope me into your suicide pacts nerd.
>>142211200>no you can't hit there or his head or spear or dropkick him and you also need to be a 147 lb twig to play coverage because you cant touch receivers!
>>142211200>JUST LET HIM SCORE NIGGER CHUD!!!!
>>142211458>>142211556Ummm actually there's nothing funny about athletes getting hurt. Don't ever laugh about athletes getting hurt
Stunning and brave tbqh bustin is usually very heroic in defeat
>>142189044*music sting* da duuuuuun!
>>142209757>Rams wanted Brock Bowers badSucks for him that he is a Raider now with O'Connel throwing to him
If you laugh at this webm then you're actually just a bad person all around tbqhwyfampai
I made him such a beast in madden 08, a dumb teen who didn't know what a bust was...damn
>>142212048Classic Carrmageddon
>bro drugs are like ummmm le bad for you? and stuff and cigarettes and like le cancerous? and like just like don't do them otherwise you won't live past 50 mmkay??Do retards really?
What's in the new Philly special?
Incidentally, I also made>Brian Smith (jets WR)>Obomanu (Seahawks wr)>Justin Fargas>Jon Baldwin>Jerry Porter>Jacoby Ford>McFadden>Michael Bush>Tank Tyler (Dallas DT)>Craig Loston (jags S)>Mike Glennon>Shalom Luani (Raiders S)And Dri Archer into HoFers in various maddens
>>142212522You killing yourself namequeer.
>>142212630Where's Ronald Curry?
>>142212696I always traded him for picks or he got phased out, wasn't fast enough for the "fuck it, I'm going deep!" Offense
>the absolute state of the soulless bowl of turds that is lels Angeles sports>Finally win something a decade ago>But its the rasms that no one even watchesTop soullessTop kek even
>>142212839The clippers just admitted deafeat too with their paul george trade too,lettint him walk after trading a bunch of picks, kek
>>142211907O Connell is elite
Don't mind me, just laffin my way to a bacon cheese burger dinnerHehe time for nibbles
Hehehe
>>142212823Stop being such a goody two shoes homo.
I now remember Mike Glennon getting paid a ton of money by the bears for nothing
>Don't mind me, just laffin my way to a bacon cheese burger dinner>Hehe time for nibbles
Imagine moderating a forum kek imagine trying to ban The Kiwi kek how many years now??
How do I acquire a Ravens gf with such aptitude?
>>142213157Elite mustache maybe
IT'S GONNA BE OUR YEAR PHINBROS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
What did she mean by this?
*ahem*
>>142213728What the fuck was he thinking
>>142213707ugly disgusting small-hat wearing whore
Is Matthew Stafford a HOF as of today?
>>142213774>awwwww sheeeit the refs will save me anyway blud
>>142213859Needs another ring
Needs one more.
>>142214442Hopefully not with the rams again
>>142214573Shut your bitch ass up
>>142214905You can't talk to him like that
>>142214905you gon' get raped
Ya seethe
i unironically miss watching tay tay on the sidelined when is the nfl back?
>>142214968Just did fag>>142215083By ur mom
Marrying a woman that’s been engaged before is cringe btw
Marrying a woman is cringe.Stay single.
>>142216040Based
>>142215904You fool! my mom is really your dad!
What was Tillman's contribution to the world? He killed some muslims, but is that it? Doesn't seem worthy of recognition desu. Prince Harry has probably done more for humanity with his various humanitarian projects.
>>142216384>(((Humanitarian)))
>>142214573Respectfully I think Stafford should retire a Ram. I'd be happy to have him for another 2~3 years while we break in a rookie. People have been claiming that his wheels are gonna fall off for the past 2 years now, who knows how long he's got.
>>142213859Depending on how long he plays, he could become the all time passing leader for the Rams. If that's the case and he retires as the all time leader for two franchises, that would be a real feather in his cap. But he needs around 14,000 yards, and that would take 4 seasons for him to complete.
is skibidi toilet a Hall of Rizzler?
>>142215476Tay Tay straight bussin. Me n the squad linked up on grinday and threw on some of her latest collabs
>>142216040>Past a certain age, a man without a family can be a bad thingCouldn't agree more. Anytime I see a 30 year old male without a wife and multiple children I get the ick
>>142217962>>142218140he gets another hit like he did in the wildcard man its gonna be a wrap for him. Its my biggest concern
Larry Fitzgerald would be the best WR in the league if he played today. change my mind
>gets new contract>gets 1st round WR drafted>gets multiple free agents added to offenceHe can't keep getting away with it!!
Blue MoonYou saw me standin aloneWithout a dream in my heartWithout a love of my ownBlue MoonYou knew just what I was there forYou heard me sayin' a prayer forSomeone I really could care for
I got spursThat jingle jangle jinglejingle jangle
>>142212696bills really hired the basketball flop turned QB flop because he couldn't throw to coach a baseball player on how to throw. holy kek the NFL is run by retards
bongo, bongo, bongoI don't want to leave the Congono no no no no nobingle, bangle, bungle I'm so happy in the Jungle, I refuse to go
>>142219715>ya tried your best out there nigger. can't wait to ignore all your "coaching" in a few years
Bears are the protagonists of 2024. Chiefs are the villains.
>>142219870my dookie stink but my gas is loud
>>142182499Oh, is this gayest-sport-known-to-man general?
generally the gayest sport is played in this bussy
Post overused normie fantasy football team names for 2024. I'll start>Hawk Tua
>>142221321No that’s just what happens when you let Youngcuck make the genny. He hasn’t been the same since he was raped by cholos
>>142221531>tripfag fanfictionI wish tumblr never closed down for you wierdos
>>142221574He literally admitted it
>>142221599I've seen the postI know it was funny the first few times and people love exaggerating the point but clearly it does not say that. you are mentally ill spreading fanfiction about a person who has been built on wanting attention for whatever reason is beyond me, and your persistence about it is unnerving to say the least. at a certain point Im starting to even think your the tripfag himself spreading this constantly to keep yourself relevant. fucking attentionwhores.
When did you guys realize Mahomes was a better player than Brady?For me, it was during Mahomes' first Super Bowl run. I've never seen a player take over games like that. Kansas City had three straight double-digit comebacks.
>>142221682But would suck his logs of shit?
>Hey guys, I want to show you all how mad I am that a "really cool play" got ruined because "we play our asses off" and the reffies, that usually lick my taint and save all of my errant passes with flags, decided to call the right penalty on my dumbass receiver that was a full yard offsides, but that shouldn't of happened because roger blows me and loves me and I am the mutthomes so all of you should love me and worship me like the media does so yeah, here's how angry I am while I pass people who will suck my cock if I told them to. so anyways....
>>142216384why does (((espn))) suck off other small-hat interests and shills of the world. Gee, I voooooonder.
>>142219870Meme almost make dookey in his pants
so..............when is the $40M/per extension?
Extend this bussy
>….with the 92nd pick in the NFL Draft…. The Jacksonville Jaguars select……
>>142222125he's gonna get taped because his autistic football mechanics are too rigid and slow like every faggot that that has a football-first throwing background
>>142222125Based spillane reinforcing racism
>>142222347
>>142222410Still gonna be better than Gayleb ever will
>>142222125His next contract will be $60 million+
>>142222125I think the question on Love is still open but he was one of the 3 best QBs, if not the best QB in the entire NFL over the last half of the season
Why is he talking to my quarterback like that?
>>142222125he deserves more than the tranny from Jacksonville
>>142223495Because Rodgers is a homosexual
>>142183382kek AFC South teams will have swept you by the Bye round
Have you guys noticed how much shittier life is during the offseason?
BUMP FUCK SOCCER
>>142227648i hardly know her!
>>142225044No4th of July is about to come up you commie
>>142225044That's sad bro
Travis Kelce tears his Achilles
>>142229588Keep dreaming, bozo>Swifties Are Going Feral Over Throwback Photo of Younger Travis Kelce
>>142229588Praying that Kelce tears his achilles, Mahomes gets Theismann'd and Reid has a stroke. Divine punishment be upon thee sinners.
>>142229824is this A.I.?
>>142229877God is a jealous Jew-lover. We'd never be that lucky.
JaMarcusbros....>Former No. 1 NFL draft pick JaMarcus Russell was fired as a volunteer assistant coach at his alma mater, Williamson High School in Mobile, Alabama, and is facing a lawsuit accusing him of taking a $74,000 check meant as a donation to the school.>"JaMarcus Russell was relieved of his volunteer coaching duties at Williamson High School during the fall of last year," Mobile County Public School officials told WKRG Sports.>A local business owner, Chris Knowles, wrote the $74,000 check, saying Russell approached him about a donation to help the Williamson football team purchase weight room equipment. The school allegedly never received the check, and Russell reportedly deposited it in a credit union and promptly withdrew $55,000 of it.
>>142229877>>142230368I hope you fags run out of HIV medicine and it turns to full blown AIDS
>>142230575I blame goodell
I met Brittany Mahomes at a bar and she took me home. I rearranged her guts with my 5 inch cock. I could hear Patrick Mahomes in the other room playing warzone with Tyreke
>>142232082Was he on punishment or something? When I slid through he was in the room.
reffies
We are now one month away from the return on NFL football. It’ll be Texans vs Bears at the HOF Game to kick off the preseason.
>>142232082>looksmatching with Britney Mahomesoof
>>142222847D00000000000000000D! DID U SEE HIS STATS! ZOMG HIS STATS!!!!!
>>142230575you can take the...
>>142236040Oh, good, 5 hours of (((rich eisen))) sucking of "muhhhh young black qbs!!!!!"
>>142238722This, but instead of "rich eisen" substitute "your mom" and instead of "young black qbs" substitute "multiple young blacks"
>>142238249>Young QBs aren’t allowed to make mistakes. At least this was his first playoff run. Favre was throwing this exact pass all the way through his last.
>>142239110>mistakesOk, fine. But you asked for it.
>>142239110>YoungHe's entering his 5th (FIFTH) NFL season being trained by the most elite coaches and training staff in the world. He should have this shit figured out by now.
4th year NFL quarterback btw...
>>142239106that post is mutt's law in full summer swing
>>142239587Rodgers was in his 4th (FOURTH) season being trained by the most elite coaches and training staff in the world and threw more interceptions than Jordan did in his.
Fourth. Year. "Professional" QB.
>>142240017...and where is he now? Oh, yeah, 1 (one) ring in a 20 year career and a busted leg. inb4 but muhhhhh emveepeee awards given to him by daaa writers and sheeeeeet!
>he's just young n sheeeet
>>142240121Oookay. So you’re saying Jordan is going to continue the trend of being a 1st ballot hof and winning a sb for the Packers? I’ll take it. Hopefully he trains in his replacement that does the same just like before. Thanks. Wasn’t quite the own you thought it was.
>>142240373>I’ll take itYou won't take shit, retard. You will sit on your ass and clap like a seal while you watch some dude do stuff on your TV.
>durrr every1 look at dis piece of paper my grandaddy paid $300 for!! look at me! i'm an owner!kek, what a faggot-ass sconnie piece of shit. God, I hope the lake rises 30 feet to wash that anus of a state away.
>>142240456>spamming posts on /nfl/ in the offseason>projecting that he’s above being a football fanYou became boorish when your arguments fell apart.
>>142240721>y-you're boring!Yet, here you are, still replying like a good seal. Now clap for us all.
Kek all those Love picks were targeting Watson. Dude can't get separation and looks lost out there.
>>142241060Turn around. I’ll clap that bussy.
>>142242093Whatever, queer. Go fap to jordyn manlove clips already.
>Edits-Bengals moved up to Legit Contenders due to their 4th place schedule-Buccaneers moved down to Fraudulent due to their division being soft-Broncos and Saints swapped places.I am taking comments and concerns at this time.
>>142239838The post above it is worse.
>>142240219
Are seals known for replying?
Just watched this kino. We need more of these behind the scenes shows
>>142245677>she watches TV
Watch this bussy
>>142244046no u
>Name this team
No
>Euro Cup spamBumping with the official team of England
>>142249452>A paki being the owner of a London teamchecks out
>>142240219Beat your faggot Cowgoys as a 7 seed kek
>>142249909L33t culture. L33t businessmen.
>>142250731>t.
>mfw the Jags win the AFC South
Win this bussy
>>142251748
>>142252128another swing and a miss. Its funny how terrible seething packturd fans are at guessing other's teams...right up there with queef fans.
>Page 10C'mon guys pick it up
>>142254391Tell me Temujin, which sort of Raider fan are you? Oakland, Los Angeles, or Las Vegas?
Friendly reminder that the entire NFC North is gonna regress after playing cupcake divisions last year.
>>142254734The Bears got exponentially better and have an easier schedule than last year.
>>142254835I'm gonna need the fact check on that. The NFC North last year got the NFC South and the AFC West. This year they have the NFC West and the AFC South. I think that's considerably tougher on the aggregate.
>>142254835>exponentially better>better
>>142255848You have to understand, Bustin Fields is that bad. He can't process the field so Caleb should be an upgrade by default.
>>142254620Oakland and Vegas, but I am growing to like them in Vegas. Sucks that sometimes even being in Nevada isn't enough to get the Raiders game on tv via antenna.LA was before my time, so I don't have much of an opinion on that besides shitting on the two mediocre blue teams that call it home.
>>142256064they look like the same person to me.
>>142256125>two mediocre blue teams that call it homeYou mean the one that has an owl win this century?
>>142256264Shut up
>>142256125>Raiderfan calling the Rams mediocreYou're living in the past bud. But thanks for the honesty.
>>142256354I forget about you guys a lot. Not in the spiteful "oh you're so beneath me" way, but that if I was asked on the spot to name each team, the Rams would be towards the last few I would mention.You guys need to make a recognizable brand, right now you just kinda blend in with the chorge which isn't great.
The Raiders? Who? Oh, yeah, them.
>>142257300Let's not be facetious here, Raiders are popular as a brand outside of football. The designated league "bad guy" for better or for worse.
just wanted to pop in to say fuck the bills and their shit fans and I hope their suffering never ends
>>142256785I think your view is obscured by the Chargers being your division rivals. I doubt that most people would name the Chargers before they name the Rams. But reports about these sorts of things are all obscured by total net worth and social media metrics. It is a shame to have two blue and yellow teams in the same stadium though.
It was less than 1 year ago when ESPN's top QB analyst predicted that Bustin Fields was going to win the MVP.
>>142258269Draft "experts" have shown over the last decade plus that they aren't to be trusted, at least in terms of QBs.It's honestly pathetic that your average layman probably has a better success rate than ESPN. Not because the average fan is a genius, but because ESPN is just that bad.
>>142257589It doesn't help that Antonio Pierce and Maxx Crosby came out with the Mahomes Rules (a la Bad Boy Pistons) this offseason. They're leaning into it.
>>142259346I love it. Even if they don't do anything different and its all a mental thing this is the kind of shit I want from >my Raiders.If you aren't cheating, you aren't really trying.
>>142259346NFL doesn't care, if they really did, anus lips wouldn't be coaching the donkeys
>>142259565>>142259482League heels and faces?
why does the reddit version of /nfl/ have fag shit all over it's banners?
>>142259654yet more evidence that the NFL is the football version of the McMahon-era WWE.
>>142259814>the NFL is the football version of the McMahon-era WWE.If only. Which team would be Mankind taking on the corporate champion(Chiefs)?
>>142260057go ask reddit, tripfag
>>142260139Excuse us for having actual fun and unique discussion. You're free to continue posting spreadsheets of stats and talk about the same 3 players over and over, bitchboy.
>>142260255real tough talk coming from the assfaggot that needs to attach a name to his posts on an anonymous forum
New Orleans, more like New Shit
Wions
Wions, more like Garbage
>>142262040Are gonna place 3rd in the division.
3rd in the division, more like 4th in the division
Wions maken em seeth
>>142265139Why would anyone do that?
>>142260255>unique discussion bro you literally have to sign every post with a fucking anime girl or gay boy. nothing you write is unique or original. it's just 'i love raiders and anime and also you're dumb not me" even though you're predictably retarded every time you hit "Post"did flaccofag get banned again already so he's not here for you to suck him off more?
>>142260255Wrestling is gay and so arè you cholo
I didn't mean that I'm so sorry
Our boys doing ok lads. No need to worry
>>142251748Obama's daughter?
>>142266690They both look terrible
>>142266690Damn, thought he'd get with a milf
get with this bussy
>>142267289tease me more you little faggot!!
>Denver>Philly>Currently in some flyover cityWhat team should I support?
>>142260057That was WWF. WWE wrestlers aren't allowed to use chairs and explain the inner workings of the business on social media.
>>142266092Trucy is a white raiders fan. It explains why he’s a an autistic attention whoring weebAlso told him and and the avapedo to rope themselves multiple times
No football today
>>142269481Don't tell me what to do
>>142269481July is tomorrow bro, 1 month til preseason
1 month til this bussy
>>142269613Too many failed promises to make one more
I want to get excited for football this year but I really can't bother since I know the Chiefs will threepeat, whether legit or with the league's help. The script is stale.I will, however, continue to watch anyways so I can keep track of MY Reffies
Get excited for this bussy
>>142269890>>142269644
>>142269890 (You) #>>142269644 # this bussy
>>142269979
>>142258300The refs don't bail him out for once and he responds by chimping out for weeks. This was hilarious
Bail out this bussy for once
>>142270249Fuck off faggotl
I've had bussy before, it's not that great desu
(USER HAS BEEN BANNED FOR THIS BUSSY)
>>142266690>>142266994You see her face?She'll look older and milflike compared to Wilson in like 5 years.Bonus is that she'll age slower than other Milfs. A man with a real eye like Wilson is looking for one that'll grow into it to maximize the scenario. Not one truly across the dateline.
>>142266690lips too small 2/10
>>142255848>caleb was their only upgradedid you miss the entire offseason? they also got Keenan Allen, Swift and the best WR in the draft.
Buttsex and skylight chili.
>>142270958its skyline and theyre not even good
>>142248395Cowboys
>>142259346The bad boy pistons were influenced by the old 70s raiders
Influence this bussy
>Schefter: Joe Biden expected to drop out of election race Monday morning.
>>142270983It’s skylight
>>142272242I'm voting for Barry Sanders!
>>142272341sanders was doing real well but he pulled out
>>142272242>it's realwoah
Grab em my the bussy
>>142194502>The bears will be worse because...reasons!Seethe moar faggot lmfao
PostSee new postsConversationWarren Sharp@SharpFootballhighest rate of incompletions due to inaccurate passes:43.9% - Deshaun Watson40.6% - Tyrod Taylor38.8% - Trevor Siemian37.7% - Bryce Young36.7% - Lamar Jackson36.2% - Jordan Love36.1% - Trevor Lawrence35.6% - C.J. Stroud35.4% - Aidan O'Connell35.0% - Kenny Pickett34.9% - Easton Stick34.9% - Matthew Stafford34.8% - Joshua Dobbs34.6% - Daniel Jones34.3% - Tua Tagovailoa33.1% - Mac Jones33.0% - Sam Howell32.9% - Bailey Zappe32.2% - Jimmy Garoppolo32.1% - Ryan Tannehill30.9% - Joe Flacco30.8% - Gardner Minshew30.8% - Justin Fields30.1% - Derek Carr29.5% - Desmond Ridder29.2% - Baker Mayfield29.0% - Jalen Hurts28.9% - Joe Burrow28.7% - Brock Purdy28.6% - Zach Wilson28.3% - Kyler Murray27.8% - Josh Allen27.4% - Will Levis27.2% - Dak Prescott26.4% - Justin Herbert26.3% - Jared Goff25.3% - Russell Wilson24.5% - Patrick Mahomes23.2% - Kirk Cousins22.2% - Jake Browning21.6% - Geno Smith*2023 regular season, min 175 att
>>142273264TWO HUNDRED AND THIRTY MILLION GUARANTEED
>>142273294>29.2% - Baker MayfieldYou love to see Baker doing much better
>>142273264>34.3% - Tua Tagovailoabut wait, I thought that tua was SO ACCURATE???
>>142273264>Geno is more accurate than the rest of somewhat racist list huh
>>142273379Geno Smith is really just a black Alex Smith.Same number of letters too
>>142273425Who?
>>142273681exactly
if the NFL was rigged they'd rig it for the Raiders every year.>but dem boisopted out of the collective marketing agreement
>>142274439Not bloody fucking likely with the clarks around and jerruh would probably force one owl
>>142274439The villain can't always win, horrible storywriting. Besides, if it was truly rigged then the NFL turned down a huge payday when some absurd amount of money(80%) was on the chiefs in the owl. A 9ers win would have them raking it in right now, but that didn't happen. Why do you think that is?
>>142274660Jerruh just has to pay a fine for opting out of the bargaining each year.he's still making bank comparatively, the owners dont have to bend to jerruh at all
>>142274709The NFL isn't rigged, Vegas makes too much money either way. They wouldn't take part in a conspiracy that could sink their entire industry of literal free cash.
>>142274773Exactly, there's too many moving parts and if the dice always landed in the house's favor people would notice.At worst, some refs favor certain teams or stars, but more than likely it is clean.
>>142274773Remember how they buried everything related to the Bears DC getting raided by the FBI and changing their gambling policies immediately afterward? I remember.
How long till non faggot teams win the owl???>>142266709
Raiders make me laugh so hard I cum down my leg
>>142275400qrd?
The raiders are supposed to be bad but my sorry ass team hasn't beat em in what feels like 10 years, what the fuck
>>142275555Checked and kekedFeels good to rip out their hearts time and again, hope you get to experience said fate some time>t. Actual runners of LA
>Raiders havent beaten us in over ten years
>>142275764>>142275636>can't readhe said his team (assuming denver?) Hasn't beaten the raiders in almost 10 years
>>142275906gaytards and clownland use to play each other every year because of the shitter parity schedule
hey...I ain't gay
>>142275970Not anymore though it seemsbtw if anyone wants to do some digging of their own here's my source https://mcubed.net/nfl/tstrkgwa.shtml
I didn't make as much reffie OC last season as I usually do
>>142276017/Reffieowl2025/
>>142276012>>142275998Hahahahahahaha
>>142275989>>142275998Lmaooooo
Anyway, speaking of Gay, I heard the niners are gonna trade Aiyuk or Deebo, who goes?
>>142276038
>>142276065Yeah speaking of Trucy I think its gonna be Aiyuk. The white guy they want us to think is their cooper kupp makes Aiyuk feel replaceable to them. Deebo and McCaffrey are their engine and are sort of irreplaceable. Your not going to trade Deebo and then give McCaffrey more workload
>>142276105*you're
>>142276078Reffie gang raise up.We keep on winning every game we play.Our record is like Gazillion to zero
>>142276105I would kill to have Deebo on my team but I know he'd be crazy hard to get right now, I'm hearing Aiyuk to Washington rumors, so he'll probably end up there, also teammates with Jayden Daniels
I love football
>>142276125>>142276370https://youtu.be/U1UtRnGn5hc?si=PT5L5Z2RHGi0FgF3
>>142276370>Anon can't count to three
*farts*
*farts too*
>>142270755>Keenan Allenoft injured>swiftoft injured>some rookie WR that has to catch passes from gaylebkwab
>>142274773>greedy jews wouldn't do everything they can to control how they could make billions moreRight...
>>142276370Fuck you
>>142276452I have this one saved as "seething wigger"
>>142276470Better suited for this one I feel
>>142276509>7-8>9-6Holy shit, Raiders still had a chance at the division. This game did matter, at least at the time.
>>142275555Broncos fan? Its only been four years..
>>142276467
>mutt webms get posted>queef fans start seething about the broncos out of nowherehmmm....
>>142276524They almost beat the colts. Colts kicker missed the field goal but Jack Jones got a “penalty.” Then the colts kicker made the FG next one.Yeah, had the chiefs lost their last two games raiders would’ve stolen the division. Pretty wild desu
>>142276570>Raiders seethe at Chiefs>Chiefs seethe at Broncos>Broncos seethe at Raiders
>all 3 of us laugh at the chorgers
>>142276620The fuck is that?! An XFL team?!
>>142276636no, XFL teams actually win games
>>142276604This webm shouldn't bother me, but it does.
>>142276620>>142276636>>142276658I'm sorry, but did the Chargers already lose? Oh, that’s right. The game isn’t even over yet. In fact, it’s only halftime. Does not having the lead at halftime count as a loss? Is that what you’re saying? Because if you’re saying that I can assure you that you’re wrong. Why would you make this topic when the game is still on? The Chargers are still playing right now and they have been the best team in the AFC West for how many years now? They’re playing one of the worst teams in the NFL who just happen to have a lead because they’re feeding off the energy of playing in a Monday Night Game. But you know what? They still fucking suck. The Chargers are one of the best fucking teams in the NFL, they went 13-3 last year and would of won the Super Bowl if the kicker didn’t choke. Maybe you should shut the fuck up before you make retarded topics like this. You know why? Because you’re going to be embarrassed when the Chargers wins and someone bumps this topic. Oh look at that, the Chiefs just stepped out of bounds short of the 1st down when they needed to get one, just like the Jets did. Are you a fucking drunk? Are you retarded? Are you autistic? You are a fucking idiot and you should never make a topic on this board again and I’m fucking serious. I almost have a feeling you’re the only guy making all these anti-Chargers topics because you’re a faggot hater who doesn’t like the team because they’re good. Fuck you, be good at something in YOUR life and then maybe try to troll these fucking teams on the board, like I give a fuck. It’s so easy to spot out your threads now, you’re a retard. Always doing stupid shit like this. Why don’t you try to be a good poster? Just for once? For once in your fucking life try not to make a topic like this. That’s just you, you’re always right at getting it wrong. Fuck you. You are nothing.
Much better off is my life since you cameAnd your heart spoke my nameBringing so much joy to a lonely boyYour love is goodgood for meMuch better offFriends and neighbours say soYes, you and I and they knowYou were made for me, everyone can seeYour love is goodGood for me
Antonio Brown did nothing wrong
I wore my Rams shirt to the mall in SF and the cashier said he would like my shirt if it weren’t the Rams We engaged in some light banter and I bought some socks and left I miss football brosGo Rams
>>142182499O'Connell will be the starting QB.
>>142275830anon, why do you bother replying to bots and retards?
Man, just remembered Rodgers cool ass jets entrance with the american flag and he got fucking injured
>>142273264>28.6% - Zach Wilsonyeah I know this list is cap
>>142280354>Zach WilsonNah, it's probably accurate enough. Wilson makes retarded boneheaded plays that aren't just detrimental to the team by being an incompletion, but full on layups where nobody else is there to catch but the defender when he fucks up.If you're a dink n dunk loser boy who consistently fucks up on 3rd down/turn over the ball almost every time you're trusted to throw deep, you can slot between Brock Purdy/Kyler Murray in incompletions due to inaccurate passes and still not be seen as a worthy starter.
Lol okay but my lions are going to destroy EVERYTHING y'all worked towards.
>>142280378Not nearly bogged enough to be future them
>>142278962Are you a twink?
goof blew a 17 point lead in the nfccg lol
>>142276604My Chiefies have won the AFCW the past decadeThe seething faggot spamming Mutt webms is definitely a fan of some shitty AFC team the Chiefs booty blast every year though
>Former Colts player's Daniel Muir teenage son missing for almost 2 weeksCTE claim another victim?
>Nah, it's probably accurate enough. Wilson makes retarded boneheaded plays that aren't just detrimental to the team by being an incompletion, but full on layups where nobody else is there to catch but the defender when he fucks up.>If you're a dink n dunk loser boy who consistently fucks up on 3rd down/turn over the ball almost every time you're trusted to throw deep, you can slot between Brock Purdy/Kyler Murray in incompletions due to inaccurate passes and still not be seen as a worthy starter.
>>142282373>wright says 3 or four minutes after they left an officer pulled them over, and Bryce wasn't in the car, what could've happened to Bryce in those 3 or 4 minutes
>Former Chief's practice squad player Daniel Muir's teenage son missing for almost 2 weeksftfy
>>142282397What's missing in this meme is that wojak there is a wristlet pale softjaw glasses-wearing NERD and those people actually looksmatch
>>142282620wrong.Obese people do not looksmatch skinny people in modern era, and there is nothing you can do to gap that disparity.Only in the feminists daddy's lil princess world where she deserves prince charming who loves her despite the pounds. Unfortunately the men talk themselves down too much.
*drops pass*
>>142183274Bill legit destroyed his legacy since Brady retired lol
>>142282660Lol take a look at the average college kid. She's settling too bro
take a look at this bussy
>Late last week, a jury in U.S. District Court determined that the NFL had violated antitrust laws in distributing out-of-market Sunday afternoon games on DirecTV’s “Sunday Ticket.”>As part of the ruling, the jury awarded $4.7 billion in damages to 2.4 million residential subscribers and $96 million in damages to 48,000 businesses.>Should those appeals all fail, the nearly $4.8 billion in total damages will be split among the 32 NFL teams, meaning each would be obligated to pay out $449.6 million.
>>142284002Raiders coach and owner are both declaring bankruptcy it seems.
>The New York Times reports that antitrust cases like this generally result in tripled damages by law, bringing the potential total to over $14 billion (up from the $4.8 billion).
>>142284029he's fine, Raiders are in one of the best positions in the NFL for the foreseeable future.
>>142284002the bigger implication of all this is this might cause major pushback on the constant rising capspace again.You might see the cap increases become virtually non-existant to flat out dropping like it did on Covid due to the implications of this.A drop alone would shatter the Chiefs dynasty, who were lucky enough to navigate the original drop thanks to Mahomes 10 year deal and rookie salary.
>>142284045>>142284002I wonder if this deal is an alternate for the gruden hitjob, like some shady plea agreement
i love the smell of my own farts, im disappointed if they dont stink. ill fart standing then sit down so my face is where the gas would be and bask in it
>>142284058What position is that? They don’t have a franchise QB in a division with two of them. Depending on if the Chiefs maintain the Raiders won’t even have the best defense in their own division.
>What's missing in this meme is that wojak there is a wristlet pale softjaw glasses-wearing NERD and those people actually looksmatch
>>142284366t. Detroit sports talk radio host
>>142284376I don't mean in terms of the sport being played, I mean in terms of their location, the money it'll make and the future of the Raiders franchise under the Davis family.Vegas is a money printer, it doesn't matter how much the Raiders suck, there will always be a fanbase who wants to pay a premium to watch their team beat the Raiders on Allegiant field in their destination vacation to Vegas.
>>142284394>be detroit>poverty franchise>get a glimmer of hope>become as delusional as the cowcuckspathetic, however entertaining. the higher their hopes, the bigger the let down. year in year outcowgirls are used to it, its normal for thembut detoilet gets just a taste of what could be and they think they should be taken seriouslykek
>>142284418I can agree with that. It’s a sad truth that stadiums in warmer climates (Tampa, Miami, LA, Vegas) will always have extra tourists visit as the football season turns cold. Vegas has the additional bonus of being America’s playground to stack that.
>>142284085Only poverty teams like the Raiders couldn't absorb a half a billion dollar hitThe Chiefs were gonna put up almost a billion of their own money in renovations to the Truman Sports Complex if that vote had passed moving the Royals somewhere else in KCMO a few months ago
>>142284596Except the Raiders can absorb a half-billion dollar hit.If this happened a few years ago, before the completion of allegiant you'd be wrong, but Mark Davis being given the Vegas deal secured the Davis name another generation in the league.
>>142284058>Raiders are in one of the best positions in the NFL for the foreseeable future.
>>142284699>you'd be right*whoops, meant to say you'd be right.That said, Chucky got the fuck out of Oakland and made Spanos take the lame duck chargers to be the top hoe of LA.
If the Sunday Ticket ruling isn't overturned could this be the end of Goodell?Doubt many owners would be happy paying out nearly half a billion dollars each because of his fuck up
>>142283723Mods please ban this person for repeatedly failing to deliver
STOP PAYING FOR NFL LIVE STREAMING SERVICES/HULU/LIVE TV STREAMINGthere are countless streaming sites, usually just google "nfl games free online" or something similar, put some work in lazy fucks
>>142284382>skinnyfat>neurotic or mentally ill>probably racist and sexist
>>142285017You're not entitled to nfl entertainment. That's stealing.
>>142285002deliver this bussy
>>142285086thanks for the chuckle
>>142284935compared to the countless Billions goodell made them?
>>142285017can't wait to constantly post spoilers to upset poverty streamers this season
>>142285358real pirates know not to watch the threads, with nfl games it hardly matters anyways with the amount of commercials
>>142208941alexa, show me abortion statistics and sort by "non-extreme circumstances"
/ourguy/ Zach finally found his bimbo wife to be. I knew Broncos country would be exactly what he needed in his life to really find himself
>>142285765guaranteed personality of a goldfish, great in public, dont want to think about in private
>>142285659Doesn't matter, because evangelicaloids don't want that. They don't want a middle ground, a compromise, or common sense. They want you to obey their version of religion.
>>142285831my point is that an extreme majority of whores that get abortions do it because they don't want to take responsibility for their actions, its not about religion
>>142285276There's dozens of guys that could have got the teams the same amount of moneyCosting teams 14 billion dollars with the army of jew lawyers the NFL must have is ridiculous. You could buy 2 NFL franchises with that kind of money
>>142286022Ok and?
>>142286198Cost of doing business. How many years does the judgement cover?
I thought CJ Stroud was good. Is he just a meme?
>>142284058The amount of Hopium faider niggers are on is comical!You guys don't know shit about football your all delusional, you guys ain't doin shit with Memeshew and company, Your coach is a glorified fanboy who is filing for bankruptcy, your a trash organization supported by trailer trash and dumb spics and niggers!
>>142286291>How many years does the judgement cover?I'm assuming however many years the NFL has been doing Sunday Ticket with Direct TV>DirecTV had carried “Sunday Ticket” from its launch in 1994 through the 2022 season. In December 2022, however, Google, the parent company of YouTube TV, secured an exclusive, seven-year contract worth an average of $2 billion per year, according to the Wall Street Journal.https://www.usatoday.com/story/sports/nfl/2024/06/27/sunday-ticket-trial-nfl-ruling-subscribers-directv/74208573007/
>>142284418>Davis familyYour mullet nigger owner doesn't have an Heir, he is the last of the bloodline, The only way I see the Raiders becoming a serious contender is if they give Brady ownership stakes or make him the GM/Coach
>>142286593The most surprising part of this to me is that Tyrod had 175+ pass attempts last year. Who the fuck did he play for?
>>142284418>in their destination vacation to VegasLegalized gambling across more and more states isn't making Vegas a prime spot anymoreI guess they still have the draw of legal hookers
>>142287146He started 5 games for the Giants
>>142286888I'm a Chiefs fan brosef.I don't mean anything tangible on the football field, and I thought that comes across clearly based on the context of the post I was replying 2.Vegas is one of the most financially sound markets in all of sports. This is quadrupled by the surge of sports gambling being legalized across the Country in apps as a way to skirt local gambling regulations, that would previously make sports betting a destination event on casino grounds.>While the general population figures are telling, there are differences between demographic groups. American men are more likely than women to consider a visit to Las Vegas (32.5% vs 27.2%), LA (23.4% vs 19.1%) and Miami (32.5% vs. 27.2%). Women are more likely to choose Hawaii (37.2% vs. 32.7%), Charleston (20.8% vs. 16.6%) and Sedona (19.6% vs. 16.5%).All those years eating P.F. Chang in a run down jalopy with his weird ass haircut paid off, Oakland ran him out of town so he didn't have to deal with the shitty PR of moving cities, and made out like Bandits going to Vegas over being the Rams equivalent of the Jets.>>142287262Vegas was NEVER about the gambling, anybody could make an hour trip to their run down reservation casino.Vegas is a destination, and it's all about the shows and the strip. Always has been, ever since Elvis became a Vegas icon.
>>142287306>Vegas is a destination, and it's all about the shows and the strip. Always has been, ever since Elvis became a Vegas icon.They use to have Old Blue Eyes and ElvisWho the fuck do they have now? Carrot Top? lol
>>142287279lol I watched 2 of those games and I completely forgot he played. I even capped and posted this. Tyrod is almost the Dwayne Haskins of being alive
>>142287126>Your mullet nigger owner doesn't have an HeirThis is actually the opening line of dialogue for the Age of Empires 2 William Wallace campaign.
>>142287422>Who the fuck do they have now?I'll give you Vegas was better in the 90s when it was truly going over the top with shit like Caesars's magical empire, and I am personally not planning a Vegas vacation soon, so I couldn't tell you.Still the 2nd most popular vacation destination, only 0.2% behind hawaii for men.
>>142287422Mariah Carey....David Lee Roth who apparently can't even sing anymore, they used to still have the Sigfried and Roy tigers on display. I heard Carrot Top makes a ton of money from his residency.
>>142287306>The Rams equivalent of the JetsCareful now. You might get Raider nation frothing at the mouth by implying they’d play second fiddle to the Rams. They insist that they still run Los Angeles despite being two cities and several decades removed.
>>142287422Katy Perry and Usher’s residency in Vegas were really good from what I hear.
>>142287995If the stadium was the Raiders, and the Rams were the $1 renters, yeah they would've swept away the LA market, they're just the fashionable choice.Nobody is rooting for renters in the mecca to football that Rams built in So-Fi though, and nobody was buying the Raiders a stadium in LA.Really Davis just has to thank the fucking lord Spanos is only in this for his yearly free stipend for being an NFL owner and just let Davis take Vegas without a fight.
ahem
>>142287849David Lee Roth hasn't been able to sing since the mid 90s lol>>142288893...
To whoever made this thread, let's take a break for the next one. We've had like 3 Rams editions in a row.
>>142290422>To whoever made this thread, let's take a break for the next one. We've had like 3 Rams editions in a row.If only the backbone of /nfl/ were on rn...
>>142290422>To whoeverIt's literally 1 guy. There's 1 Rams fan in the world.
>You now realize the Minneapolis miracle is already older than 6 yearswhere did the fucking time go...DIGGS...SIDELINE....TOUCHDOWN!
>>142290635The Hennepin County Fluke.
>>142288225The stadium was going to be Raiders and Chargers. Chargers would still be the Jets in that scenario.
>>142290708>The stadium was going to be Raiders and Chargers. Chargers would still be the Jets in that scenario.There was never a situation where the NFL builds Mark Davis a stadium to go back to LA that costs more than his net worth.And a stadium costing more than Mark Davis's net worth is the only reason a stadium located where it did was ever approved. Which never got any funding from the NFL, the only other stadium that was entirely privately funded is the shithole in the meadowlands.
>>142290635>Minneapolis miracleDid I miss them then winning the Owl?
>>142290875>hurrr single game miracles don't make the lexicon of NFL historyMusic City Miracle brosef.
>>142290635>>142290702>>142290875This is why the KANGZ are losers.
>>142290588Cmon son.
>>142290919Philly Special > Minnesota/Miami Miracle.
>>142291080philly special is based, but it was calculated and called on for the situation, and that elevates it to greatness even further, like Corndog is going to be synonymous with the Chiefs dynasty, even more so than the 2019 Jet Chip Wasp, or 1969's 65 Toss powertrap.That alone makes it incomparable to a moment like the Music City Miracle, or the Minneapolis Miracles, which were the realized embodiment of "any given sunday" right down to the last play and seconds counting down on the clock. We remember those moments for how quickly the football gods can take away what they give.We remember philly philly, and Big Dick Nick Foles laying the smack down on Belichick in a different, better, more respected light.
>490>>142291377>>142291377>>142291377LFG!!!
Curse my stubby fingers
>>142291498Im actually much more pissed when retards do this in offseason because in regular season you'll get to 500 irregardless thanks to people screaming that the thread was posted early.Now either we bump this shit to 500 or get annoyed by it being bumped later over the new general
Reminder this guy is going to fuck your bitch and there is literally nothing you can do about it
>>142291850That Davis Allen?
Maybe we would have been at 500 posts if ban evading faggots stopped ban evading and getting their posts deleted.