India 176-6SA 169-8
meh..t20 is for kids
>>142182965Jai Hind, Jai Bharat.<3
SOMEONE PLEASE POST THE CATCH FOR FUCKS SAKE PLEASE
>>142182965 best death over bowling I have seen
>>142183020Bad day to be an Indian kid I reckon
Reposting.One boundary in the final 5 overs, and that was straight after Miller got caught. Absolute mental implosion. Again. Saffas will be broken by "30 runs from 30 balls" for eternity.
I tell you what im glad my family moved from south africa and naturalised me here or i'd probably want to fucking kill myself
>>142182965t20 """"""world cup"""""""""
I am the one and only
>>142182965kek wtf i was watching the footy, was sure india had won this, how did south africa choke
>>142183042Bumrah might be the GOAT bowler, no cap fr
T20 is """"""""""cricket"""""""""" for people who hate cricket. Literally nobody in this country celebrated it when we won this joke of a tournament a couple of years ago. We were too embarrassed.
someone please post SKY's catch =(
>>142183120t. Perth resident
Good fucking game guys, 17 years, Threw some firecrackers off the balcony for this one. I don't watch sports except finals
kohli motm
>>142182965SA played well to be honest. Feel kinda bad for them almost thought they had it. 30 from 30 balls. FFSBut Hardik and Bumrah came through. And that catch by SKY. Brilliant.
damn
>looks up zachy birthdy number one>Chesney hawkes-one and onlyYep, adds up
Jai Mata Di bros
>virat's last world cuplet's fucking go
Its finally over bros, cant believe we won
kohli retiring ;_;
Do Indian bros say they have 3 world cups now or 1?What to do
>>142182965took two crucial wickets what a man
>>142182965South Africa is a sporting nation, and cricket is our Achilles heel
>its raining>this was gonna be last world cupHOLY FUCKING KINOhttps://youtu.be/sFMRqxCexDk
based south africa bottling an unbottleable gamearsenal fc of cricket
>>142183258>>142183279no>>1421832892 1983 and 2011
Please someone post the catch, man. Seriously, nobody clipped it? It's what changed the game.
>>142183268>>142183258>>142183220>>142183204>>142183193>>142183171>>142183127>>142183126>>142183042>>142183035>>142183025>>142183020>>142182965Samefag
let's fucking gooooooooHAR HAR MAHADEV
>>142183258KEK
ladsLADSL A D Shttps://youtu.be/boOWyGnGYxs [Open]who else† actually FEELING dis¿† saffas and Bharatians only please¡This moment is all that I've been dreaming of(Well well focused!)Some way I feel it my soul (In my soul)(Yeahhhhh)One chance is everything we've waited for(Sean de Paul)It's our time so lewwe take it homeAnd knock it out of this world!(Ooohhhhhhhh)Outta this world where we goin'(Ooohhhhhhhh)Outta this world yeah(Ooohhhhhhhh)Outta this world where we goin'(Ooohhhhhhhh)Hey yo!Yo yo!So come on lewwe we take it homeSo me say we been waitin' and anticipatin'Just to get a chance so we can be great kingsNo time to waste and no more debatingToday today our future creatingHear wha me stating we want de ratingHope and a pray nuff deliberatingNo play ting it's been frustratingSo fi see the better inna life we makingBecause life is giving and takingUnity and nuff collaboratingYou see the boundaries that we breaking (One hundred)When we shoulda be celebratingThis moment is all that I've been dreaming of(Outta this world!)Some way I feel it my soul (In my soul)(Champion ting)One chance is everything we've waited for(Right now!)It's our time so lewwe take it homeOutta this world where we goin'(To the moon, universe) (Ooohhhhhhhh)So come on lewwe we take it homeSo we say we gwine win, cuz there's no way we giving in (No way)No giving up - so we say we gonna bringAlla the fight where we have from withinNo stallin' so we do it brawlin'I can hear the greatness callingSo we bawlin' is an inborn tingChampion vibes and we ain't fallinListen wha me singSay we depon the grind so you know say we haffi gwaan do it this time! (This time)So when we combine - all who don't see it we a said them ain't tryin' (Try try try)Cau' the victory is in sight - me a tell you this deh pon mi mind! (pon my mind)Ah coulda million time them decline we but we still gon climb... to the top!
>>142183208This makes it even worse, especially the over straight before it.
Kohli is retiring? Why?
>>142183193Everyone below the age of 50 is going ballistic outside Jesus
>>142183171no
I made a promise to myself that if India wins, I won't jack off for the next three months. Wish me luck bros
HE SAVED US AND YOU KNOW IT!KNEEL!
India without Bumrah is Bangladesh tier. Fuck that guy's good. Hard to believe someone that /strongmind/ is a jeet.
here we are thenthe lads
>>142183371Only from t20
do indians unironically care about t20?grim if soyes this post sounds salty but i just think t20 is shit and for plebs
>>142182965I was watching the footie so I missed it. Did Saffas choke again?
>>142183421hardik and virat are strongminds. even better probably>>142183455i dont this is third """world cup""" in 4 years
>>142183418>>142183421
I could have been somebodyI could have been a contender
>>142183316>noHe retired from t20
I remember the utter desolation near my area after the AUS win last year, shit is booming now
>>142183455it's Disney tier entertainment but we suck at almost every other sport so we take what we can
when a hindu says "god is great" which one is he referring to?
>>142183258>>142183306Is he really retiring?>>142183268SOVL. You can almost see the pressure being lifted off his shoulders.
>>142183496ok goodnow it will be fun watching jeets crumble for 80 and crying for him
>>142183519Vishnu
surely they cant choke forever right it has to end some day right
>>142183479>mfw its over
>>142183469spectacularly
>>142183572as if lmao
>>142183455firstly the 2022 t20 world cup is the single english achievement which isn't multi asterisked in the last decade and a half
>>142183519Paramatma. The One Great.
I was at the RCB bar for the last 2 overs of India's batting and people were going batshit
TAngloDBeat USA, England, Australia, South AfricaHow can anglos stop us?
>>142183519there may be millions of gods but the big three is what's importantBrahama - The CREATORVishnu - The PRESERVERShiva - The DESTROYERGiven Vishnu is preserving Earth as we know it as humanity traverses through the Kali Yuga age (which will last for the next 426,000 years) - Vishnu is the main God.not brown I just read books
congrats bindia>>142183572beem sleepyor heem beepy
This had to be rigged lmao. How do you lose from 148-4 in 15 overs, with just 29 runs to go?
>>142183478>poorat>strong mindHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
About to jump under a train Zachy bullier guys I hope you are proud of yourselves
this is bizarre thoughimagine nothing but rain for literal weeksno wonder India can't do cricket in summer
>>142183671why is vishnu not overhes never drawn a dime, or got any fame outside of indiacompare that to based ganesh, the shawn michaels of hindu gods. the face of the company. the money maker
Truth is every team but Australia is chokers. When it comes to finals, there is Australia and there is everyone else.
>>142183469lost run a ball match geg
Was this the greatest catch ever taken in this sport?
>kohli plays a match losing odi innigs>30 runs off 30 balls>match losing full toss delivered in final over>losehow the fuck does south africa do it every time?
>>142183647You win a World Cup in India over the gruelling 50 over match . Then you cum inside an Indian Uni student in Sydney before she gets arranged married
>Pakistanlost to USA>Indiawon the entire thinghow do you cope given these facts though?Allah created this Dunya just to laugh at PakistanisAstagfirullah
>>142183524Yes. He publicly announced it a few minutes ago during interview.Really happy for him honestly.
>>142182965My god, he is so fucking ugly.Honestly, between Vini and Hardik, who is uglier?
What does he mean by this?
>>142183768Apartheid unironically cursed them
Time to rate the overall tournament>i'll give it a 7.5, key highlight australia being knocked and usa
cant wait to see angryrantmans reaction to india finally doing something of note
>>142183735that's pure western choice thoughLike saying Buddha is fat even though he obviously wasn'thttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GGbXvL1rbHM
>>142183818>When the bull sends you photos of your wife
>>142183478>virat>strongmindnope
Fuck indiaFuck india
please someone post the SKY catch how come none of you have it
>>142183784MASALA!
>>142182965Peak Hardik kino
Watch jeets pretend that this makes up for being sexually assaulted at home by AusGODS in the actual, non-meme World Cup.
Rohit/Virat rift bros in shambles!
>>142183844Kino at times, anticlimactic at others. I really thought Afghanistan was going to go out with a fight. West Indies too. I expected them to do well into the knockouts.
>>1421838441.5.
why are /sp/ indians so much more based than twitter indians?im happy for our indian bros here, but the online indian cricket fans from outside of here just make me want them to lose
>>142183816Hardik is not ugly
Trust me, if Australia has qualified for the semis they would have defeated South Africa and destroyed us in the finals
Honestly I just want the Windies to get real again I really liked them
>>142183932You can never forget what that did to jeet bros.Their woman in Sydney doubled down on their white cock love after that loss
>>142183937Twitter rohit/kohli fan account cels must be malding rn
>>142183905https://x.com/i/status/1807111628904665292Here bc. Look at the hype.
>>142183818>send bobs and vagene bby
>>142184014this is trueeveryone always needs australia to get eliminated in the group stage to stand a chance in cricket. when it gets to the knockouts they just engage giga strongmind mode and shit on everyone
>>142183978Twitter jeets post amongst themselves at all times outside of cricket matches. 4chan jeets are bottom of the whiteEmpire so they had to learn our ways and be less monke
>>142180974he knew the drill after all~
>>142183932>>142184039There can be no low lower than your captain cheering for Bangladesh to qualify That is what Sharma did to Aussies.
>>142183671It's like 70/25/5 vishnu/shiva/others. Nobody worships brahma, something about him already creating the world so why bother, something about how the brahmin class during vedic times pissed everyone off when they were top dogs. Not pajeet, took a religion class in college
Why is Carlos incredibly dumpy
>>142184054What’s that filthy language?
pyaari's celebration streamhttps://www.youtube.com/live/6UuM3uZH9
just woke up after falling asleep somewhere in the first inningwas expecting a choke from the chokers but not to this degree holy shit
I like watching the indian theater videos where they hoot and holler and shoot off fireworks
>>142184155Bangladesh woman don’t bow down as easily for their white cock like Indians. We give them some respect
>>142184211>https://www.youtube.com/live/6UuM3uZH9broken linkhttps://www.youtube.com/live/6UuM3uZH9-o*
>>142182965I am getting laid brooooooooooooooosssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss ,hell fuckin yeah ,17 years drought end for the team and 20 years drought for me
>>142184211kaha gayab hogyi ye
Indian is a kingdom without a king rnIll miss chokli bros...
>>142184211>https://www.youtube.com/live/6UuM3uZH9Since when did we have PajeetTubers
>>142184155>lower than your captain cheering for Bangladesh to qualifyKWAB. He was almost on his knees begging for the BBC(Big Bangladeshi Cock) to save him
This moment is all that I've been dreaming ofSome way I feel it my soul (in my soul)One chance is everything we've waited forIt's our time so leh we take it home>thread songhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RbxLoReHBV0
>>142184268Leave your neighbours littleSister alone pajeet bro
>>142184155let them seethethey are irrelevant, WE are the world championsenjoy it..I hope Germany wins euro then it will be perfectHAR HAR MAHADEV
>>142184211>tfw no arranged marriage to indian guraor guraj i guess
>>142183978xhey know muh 4cuck culture and 4cuck'jeets have xheir version of chans too.
>>142184288BASEDASED
I tried to go sleep I woke up in a frenzy The sheer power of my mindIt's wasted in bed
>>142184269right linkhttps://www.youtube.com/live/6UuM3uZH9-o>>142184274since a couple of years they are all indies doe and have very few viewers
>>142184267I can just tell she is a fat ugly subhuman by her voice
>>142184325whats the indian 4chan, i wanna check their version of /cric/
>>142184308actually a girl in a club that is in my target just waiting it out before she gets knocked out of her senses and I can take some fucking advantage in dim light of club
>>142184386she sounds like a bihari qt to methere's another pyaari who sounds way cuter but she isn't live rn
>>142184411bharatchan nothing impressive just a thread on /b/
indian vtuber has good english ngl
>>142184244they'll bow down for any cock kek
>>142184419> On 4chan inside a club posting about waiting for a woman to get knocked out of her sensesAbsolute Bombay behavior
>>142184411indiachan(d0t)net and bharatchan or somethin (go to allchans if you can't find)
>>142184411>>142184477trust me don't go there
>>142184473>there's another pyaari who sounds way cuter but she isn't live rnlink please?
>>142184504same she didnt use a qt brown avatar, 95 percent of vtuber avatars are white
>>142184244Keep cheering harder for Bangladesh along with your team. Maybe you can qualify
>>142184545https://youtube.com/@suwumi
>>142184528every other guy does this here ,we all have graduated from heetik shah masterclass bitches are so hungry for free booze that we don't have to jump hoops for six months and today's a special day so no one denying those extra shots ,already rubbed 7 pussies with my hand just on the context of congratulating
>>142184604
>>142183978>>142184125More like Twitter jeets keep putting 4chan wignatcels in check 4chan is no longer muh sekrit forum Every 13 yo and his grandmother and entire family knows of this place and muh generator of memesSo they identify your chud narrative and keep it in check Any anti indian racist account by chuds gets put in check/doxxed on twitter kek
>>142183810We thought the same when Sachin retired. Many more generational players to come
>>142184604>tfw no indian weeb gf
Can't believe Kohli retired from t20. Feels like yesterday he started playing for the national team. Am I getting old?
>>142184718Fuck he is 35 years old, feels like it was yesterday he was a 19 yo who won the under 19 WC
>>142184718We all are, bro. Feels like only yesterday he used to get into fights with the fans. Good times!
>>142184713Dude Bangalore city is chock full of weebs the homeless street salesmen sell fucking jujutsu kaisen posters and bobbleheadsThe Indian weeb gf is less elusive than you may presume
>>142184777CHECKED
>>142184777I love this fat fuck so much
>>142184847Feels like yesterday he went 30 months without a test century bros :(
>>142184777The real matchwinner.
>>142184604id give her my hardik ngl
>>142184777The script was a rollercoaster ride desu
>>142184777>Rahul DravidI like him. Why is he quitting again?
>>142184847Just remembered his clean shaven days when he used to harrass spectators for inciting himHe has undergone a thorfinn arc
>>142184604Her voice is so sweet...
>>142185014contract over, maybe gambhir coming in next
isnt rohit sharma retiring?
>>142184777R I G G E D
>>142185014Sourav Ganguly should coach while Virat is playing I want to see what the 2 do kek
>>142183842seriously, look how getting more niggers in the rugby team worked out for them
>>142184411please keep away it's a complete shithole. it's all r9k except it's filled with third worlders with actual problems and genuinely no hope for good things
>>142183519All of them
>>142183818>>142183859he's talking to his kids you sick fucks kys
>defeated the defending champions>defeated the previous runner-ups>defeated Australia>defeated the undefeated South Africa to win the championshipyou can meme about the tournament all you want but what a great victory
>>142185719>>142184542kek ill give it a miss then
>>142184777
Man hardik got his redemption arc I am so happy anons
>sheep shagger's opinion
the bum
post some pics of them lifting the cup I have to post on social
>>142186291it's pronounced more like boomrah
lets be real kohli was saved heredoubt many other teams would have bottled it that hard at the end. SA are simply peak /weakmind/s
>>142186372ofc. klassen threw away the game like anything ,I was so angry
>>142183768>how the fuck does south africa do it every time?Bad karma left over from aparthied.
>>142186190>>142186470you ok?
>>142186291poom poom
>>142184777>Those digitsThala...
>>142183775Imagine your captain cheering for fucking BangladeshAussies should soduko enmasse
>>142186364ok boomrah
>>142186591>India wins by 7 runs HE CANT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS
>>142186291*throws it*can't take the result seriously, sorry
>says the nation who won on boundaries scoredlmao
>>142183519
>>142184777>>142186591>>142186723HOLY FUCK!https://youtu.be/Dg9DNQ_iuYY
>>142186882Hanuman is Shiva's incarnation Total domination by Shiva
enough of /cric/ thread today. i am going to euro and /heem/
>>142186990why are all the lads blue? is blue considered a very holy colour?
>>142186971HE CANT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS AAAAAAAAA
>>142186971I can finally see it It was Thala all along...
>>142187079they were first described as "dark" color in the holy texts, so their depictions were improvised as being blue
has this shite finally finished then?can we PLEASE get some test cricket now?
>>142187202Dhoni I kneel
>>142186372The fast bowlers saved the game. Credit to SA though, it was a very close game in the final. Not a breeze like the semis
>>142187203is there some classism/casteism/racism there or is it just purely poetic?blue does feel quite godly, like doctor manhatten in watchmen
>>142187079>blueblackbut black is dirty to look at so we painted them blue :)
TOTAL WHITOID DEATH
>South Africa needed 30 off 30 balls with six wickets in hand, to win their maiden World Cup title, and then India fought back
>>142187271test what? think you meant The Hundred.
>>142187354I guess one could argue on that, colorism does exist our søyciety. But yea blue is good too.
>t20, ODI? no, give me the format where matches end in a fucking draw
>>142187641*sips*yeaahhh
>>142187462more like they choked it, it wouldve been the same result no matter what team, thats just SA for you
2004-2014 Coalition government>Win T20 WC 2007>Win ODI WC 2011>Win Champions Trophy 20132014-2024 Majority government>Win nothing2024- 2 weeks into Coalition government>Win T20 WCThe science is settled.
Not trying to be snarky but do people unironically watch test cricket?The only ones who still do are retired boomers.
>>142187823In 2021 India won first and only olympic gold medal in athletics under BJP Majority with Neeraj ChopraGold medal in athletics >>>5 cricket world cups
>>142187925I only keep up on cricbuzz>>142187823
has the SA lad posted since the end of the gameI'm worried..
>>142187354The central religious figure, Mary, Jesus, archangels, etc, always wore aquamarine in renaissance painting. Hmmm
>>142187354It is to identify them with the sky
>>142187925fundamentally to me there's a feeling whenever i watch limited overs cricket that it's a lesser version of the game, like you're watching an exhibition gamei just do not care about the result as muchaside from that - as a spectacle - i like test cricket because you have themes and storylines and narratives developing over many innings and days; and - as a sport - i think there's just a lot more to look for, in terms of field setting and bowling tactics and batting strategies, as well as more obvious strategical decisions like the toss and understanding the surface and weather and what an individual player should do at any one time (as opposed to t20 where it's like "hit boundaries" or "take wickets")
>>142187079>>142187203>>142187354>>142187361>>142187561Shiva is described white as camphor in the scriptures btwHe is unironically the only hindu god described as patently white
>>142188458>>142188634>>142187354i think blue/purple dyes were always quite expensive to make so they were typically associated with the church or royalty back in the day
>>142184718Same, feels weird how Dravid is such an old person now, I remember him playing like yesterday.
>>142189393>mfw when I remember Sachin is 51 yo
>>142188793>white guy with dreadlocksImagine the smell
>>142188793Shiva is white like Kratos is white.He's covered in the ashes of his, dead wife
it was easy
>>142190367Personally i believe it is metaphorical. Camphor burns without a trace of ash, shiva destroys without any remnant
would it be insensitive to ask who the sexiest hindu god is?
>>142189393better player than tendulkar desuhad some fight in him
>>142191136Tendulkar was miles ahead of everyone though
im new to cricketwhat do these numbers mean?i know 4 is the number of overs bowled and 18 is the runs conceded. what about the other two?
Rohit too retired from t20
>>1421924554 overs0 maiden18 runs2 wickets
>>142192624ah okay
>>142192456What an era And what a send off to Rahul DravidKino
Rishabh Pant consoles De Kock who was sitting with his daughter The beauty of the game
gee gee
India is such a unlikable team
Did frandia win Oh god FFSThe good guys lostAgain
>>142183519I mean there's clear maratha influence the dude was literally named shivaji and the main maharashtrian party is shiv senaMost people agree that they're all manifestations fo the same bhagwan
Is the champions trophy even prestigious? Only thing SA have won
There are people in new York making money out of a degenerate forced meme? No fucking way
holding my straffcoins
Shame Charli xcx- brat is a steaming pile of viral marketed garbageLiterally everything sucks in 2024
>>142198389Fuck off
>>142199851
Shamar Joseph will save the Welsh race
Fucking bindia won FFSWhat a grim weekend At least, it's not cricket
For me it's climbing V6 overhang V0 slab
Think I have a sore left rotator cuffSo much for being the opposite of injury proneMaybe my climbing career is over before it began
My gosh I am depressed.Im experienced enough to know it's only fleeting but fuck meI suppose lts better I get it out my system now, rather than tomorrow morning
reminder certain man was promoting a literal gay pedo earlier
>>142199653and I dressed up as hanuman in kindergarten so I'll take that one if I have to choose
wouldn't ever catch bard (true protagonist of /cric/) getting depressed desu
bard's got depressed (he copes with 'ennui') a few times and taken a month or 2 off /cric/ for a mental health break. did it recently in fact. zachy became a bit /weakmind/ when the lass fucked of but is overall def more /strongmind/
>>142184677Doxxing is the lowest possible response on Twitter.
>saffas chokednever saw that coming
>>142184160That is probably a post-hoc story. It is more likely that a Brahma cult never took off. Vaishnavism was boosted by Vrishni heros who themselves aren't a big deal now but we're very important 2000 years ago.
>>142207013imagine how many women are getting raped out there in india tonight bakaindia world rapist champions undefeated 20 years straight
>>142183872>>142183689you poojshitters dont deserve to be rescued from 30/3 in a final match
white shitters and pakis seething here lol>saffas choked hahano. we make them choke because our bumrah is too goodgo to r/auscricket if you cant handle the truth
>>142187354nobody thinks about skin color in that wayshiv is most likely the oldest diety in the subcontinent with a proto shiva widely present in harrapan areas with shiv linga and everything
decent t20 wc, saffa should've won but well,i suppose India losing this final badly would've probably killed the sport in there (actually a good thing)
>>142215428>osing this final badly would've probably killed the sport in therenowe have no other sport
>>142215461>we have no other sportso? chinese also don't have any sport, they're doing fine
Alright cool but Test Series in England next week GET FUCKING HYPED
>>142183455something is better than nothing, it's better than losing yet another ICC Final. Although, if you asked anybody in the country to choose, then CWC would have been the first choice.
>>142215081that tiger looks quite content despite being skinned
>>142215081Yuge assumption.
>>142217369tell me about jeremiah louis
>>142217369What are they testing?
>>142218633The efficacy of bazball
Reminder that the tournament was rigged. India was the only team to know what venues they would play in. Their Super 8 group and Semi-Finals venues were fixed before the tournament.
>>142219050they shouldn't have bothered tacking on the new york ground; it wasn't fit for play
>>142219105Meme venue in a meme tournament for a meme format.
>>142187925Let's be real, this tournament was the exception rather than the rule. Most ODIs and T20s matches are complete blowouts where you can see the result from a mile away. In test cricket, the underdog can at least meme their way into a draw
Indian zoomers have low attention spans, only reason Test is dying.
>>142219050The last tournament was literally in India and they lost.
>>142219265Indian zoomies only watch footgayOnly millennials and boomers are the ones still watching crickino
So when's the real stuff start?Is jofra gunna be in the english test team?
Did we get America interested in cricket? I fear that 2nd and 3rd generation American pajeets are far too obsessed with negro culture to be into any sport other than basketball.
>>142219702cricket will never hit in north or south america. we have half of india in canada and no one plays crickshit here.
>>142219791We already have Guyana in South America
>>142219141We need that American Tamil money
i have arrived in mexico
>>142182965TOTAL WESTOID DEATH>the cracker trannyjanny banned me for this yesterday. keep crying, butthurt faggots
>shitkek
see sebbo was having fun all night by himself
Bardering later
>>142221071meds
Gagging for some cricket
>>142219652Good. Hope chutcret dies and jogo bonito becomes india's main sport
I am wearing a galaxie 500 t shirt
My left rotator cuff is worrying Should have started bouldering 10 years ago when I wasn't an old git hurtling, snowballing towards my pension
>>142219050he's not wrong desu ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
>nooooooo I can't climb coloured bits of plastic indoors anymore. I only have my £1.2m inheritance to enjoy things. aaaaahhhhshut up
>>142184267Fake vomit inducing accent
>>142221298It's the top sport of indonesiaAnd no indonesian will ever play in the top 4 leaguesThis is a good thing, this place needs to disintegrate with the ngubusphere in general, actual germans dropped out of soccer cause of nigs aur ye aye hai bonoboball ke expertWhy do you think mexico has dropped off?
>1.2 millYeah I wish
>>142221784Is this why you were in such a vile humour yesterday?
I have 1.2 million cousins so no chance
>>142221999Yeah maybe India winning didnt help
>>142221784That's why golf is the superior sport
Zachy you should tell your grandfather to invest in a bouldering reddit sofa gym
Least I woke up in elite physical condition againThis is almost better than sex In other news, I need a new phone to thumb because this one is RIP. Think I will get a pixel again
you're a fat neek that uses deception through lighting and camera angles
>>142222065There are certain places in Sussex that are crying out for themEntire swathes of west Sussex are only served by boulder Brighton ( who the fuck wants to go into Brighton), and volume 1 (middle of fucking nowhere in east grinstead or something), so its funny you say thisYou don't even need to be good at bouldering to set one up, because you just pay people who are
>>142222066How fast could you run a trail half marathon with 700m of vert? x
zachy mate when are we thinking 'The Fall of V6' is happening?
>>142222092Meds, mate
>>142222126I might need six months desu
>shouldering
>maldering
Think I will watch diveball later, because I know my mum watches it's a bit like we are watching it to together x
Mad how boring series 3 of the bear isIt's honestly cynical and arrogant, that the creators thought we would care that much about the backstory of random literal who characters. Just dire
based friendship simulator chad
>>142222175Concerning I think I will be ok just needed this weekend off
>>142222189cute
>>142221845you think she's putting on the chamarish accent???? You live in your own bubble, midwits who think they can filter them out by speaking english do sound like this
>>142222113Not into running Makes me puke afterwards
>>142222309Not really in elite physical condition are you then mate?
SOPHIE>jk rowling
trail running is for men, bouldering is for boys
Zachy should take up golf. A real sport
>>142222324NoJust look like I am A fraud perhaps
>>142222341I like the fact bouldering is mild resistance exercise, you cant compare them really, running just makes you out of breath >>142222343Not a sportAnd I'm not a deano
>>142222112Sounds like you've got a good pitch. Just need to put something on paper and present it to him. Could be your way out of the ennui
golf is a tarq sport not a deano one
Don't like humble and contrite pre-alcohol morning zachy. Need aggressive and serial killer vibes post-alcohol mid-morning zachy
>>142222392Hes honestly told his grandkids to come at him with ideas before I probably should, but probably wontBouldering gym in Shoreham or Worthing is a great idea tho
>golf is a sportlmao
>golf >A sport
>>142222408This is wrong on two countsIts not tarqyTennis is tarqGolf is aspirational tarq
I'm the tarqiest of my working-class deano mates and they all play golf obsessively whereas I barely ever play it (too expensive0
>>142222438What's the worse that could happen? He says no? Is that why they call you the cowardly bowen sibling? Ngmi
is bouldering a tarq sport?feels like it
>>142222570Maybe I will
>>142222582Worst case scenario he owns a big building with sex toys nailed to the wall
>bouldering is a sportlmao
>>142222580Very middle-class sport, I thinkBet everyone there is university educated, votes for the Greens or Lib Dems, slightly flabby, browses Reddit, etcCertainly wouldn't find my working-class deano mates at a bouldering gym, just wouldn't be their thing at all
Golf is a sporting game
>>142222580YeahIt's full of tarqy types For example, a good climber is way more likely to know about east Asian cinema than a randomer off the street. Also, it goes hand in hand with good, expensive coffee and Reddit beerThis coupled with the fact 100 quid shoes only last 6 months, its not a poor person hobby
>>142222580in the south yesin the north no
>>142222624Found this post funny for some reason The climbing lab, Leeds literally has a Reddit room
Think I will aim to keep my bouldering gym in Worthing fairly old school and hardcore. No Reddit grading or laptop thumbing work spaces
bard and zachy getting on?... sovl
>>142222659There is honestly some truth to thisDecent post
There is something i have found touching in my trips to the north Yorkshire coast alone
yeah, touching yourself iykwim haha
Business idea: bardering gym
Might start climbing shirtless to dab on the neeks
>>142222849I don't think bard will be part of my pitchCould maybe sneak him in somehow
thought you were finna outdoor boulder after fighting off v5?
>>142222883No, I don't feel strong enough yetThere are certain autistic strength goals, that I wont bore you with the details of, have in mind before going outdoors. Maybe this year
>>142222922go MAD btw ykwim haha
>>142183169That's what happens when you have more moral victories than cup britfag
Any upfront zoomer chads in?My ego needs a massage
>>142222868Maybe you need somebody to lazily proofread all of the legal documents? x
like to think I had a major hand in zachy getting the better of V5 after redpilling him on chin ups. was struggling like a fish out of water before that and probably would have quite climbing all together by now. just saying
Alan Titchmarsh love your weekend is closer to cricket than t20
>>142222994Yeah ta mate
"Zachy Bs bouldering gym and reddit browsing safe space"Daniel can operate the coffee machine
>>142223012I don't know what I would call it desuMaybe something ironic
Keir starmer is a fat neek
TomorrowGalway is happening next monthWith my main man danWouldn't mind copping a yank iykwim
>>142184155Aussie mentality is nothing but begging for bangaladeshi cockVada pav sharma innings alone kwaboty your entire team kek
v5 isn't even considered difficult loljust became a meme on /cric/ because certain man plateaued, very publicly
>>142223087I'm getting considerably better every 4 months or so, there is no plateau
anyone know who currently holds the cwc odi trophy
Might go noodle lane later Ramen is the one thing you can eat alone Youre simply Anthony bourdain or an anime character
>>142213939Not worse than Britcucks who got raped in the semis kek
Miss Indian fanny a bit
meant paki fanny
Never been with a Pakistani Been on dates with one or two who really wanted to give me the hawk tuah but wasn't feeling it
>>142223233Hope Shamar Joseph ends all their '''careers''''
Sympathy with a knife is the only good song on brat
*is a knife
Should probably pitch that idea to gramps before he goes
Two more weeks until I burn all my tops like Iggy pop
>>142223233>get rid of anderson after 1st test>literally no one good lefthmmm
based old manderson shillkeep him in the team for another 20 years!
Currently thumbing a laptop because my phone is buggered
>thinking dropping your best bowler when there's hardly any talent in the wings is a bad idea is shillingbest just keep shilling players from my shitty county team that always fail when they get given a chance
>>142223027Could put some batting nets in aswell
Might complete dragon quest XI next weekend
predicting an anderson mandatory unretirement trope arc when we get battered by the windies due to having no good bowlers
>>142221852We will produce Messis DeBruyne and HaalandTrust the plan
>>142223636yes mate he's an OAP. time and tide and all thatalso anderson was shit for quite a while, and really often injured, before he started putting in decent int. performances
Might go bouldering
>>142223803>also anderson was shit for quite a while, and really often injured, before he started putting in decent int. performancesyeah like 20 years ago when he was trying to bowl super fast all the time, not really relevantmeanwhile rufus tarquinius-paddington from worcestershire 2nds is a better pick
My phone is broken might kill myself
>>142223915just buy a new one and put your sim into it mate
why is it not relevant? new bowlers still make mistakes when pushed up a level and have to go back and change things when young. can't do that if this old lad is constantly keeping his seat at the table
>>142223929New one is at least a full 40 hours work for the lad
>>142223233Why are we still persisting with the failed Atkinson and Bashir experiments
Did a disgusting shitOnly way to clean was to do it the African way Or how all white women should but dont
Should be annoyed at my nigga Pennington getting the call-up after abandoning the Pears, but truth be told he seems like a nice lad and he's going from strength to strength and I'm glad to see him get an opportunity
AVAX- avalancheWeighted chin-upsThe French openThese are a few of my favourite things
Alchy Locks and The Three Pears
were your parents good cooks when you grew upme? no.
Weather in York absolutely dire this weekend
>>142224259Dad can't cook at all, some of unseasoned salmon and boiled potatoes he has served me over the years is nightmare fuelMum can cook fairly nice dinners in a kind of drunken laxidaxical very middle class wayMy younger brother does cook and hes by far the
Best cook in my family As for me, everything I cook tends to taste nice but because I just double up on seasoning
Watching a bit of this womens test match, I am.
>>142224072Redpill on the African way?
Figured out how to make my exhausted Google pixel 6a workZachy chads we stay winning
>>142224413Water Actually cleaning it rather than smearing shit around One thing bard and I agree on is we would both make bidet installation compulsory in all new builds
>>142223233411/118 on Dillon Pennington fella¿
>>142224449OK I thought you meant cleaning the toilet bowl. Do you have a bidet or did you hang your arse over the sink and splash water at it
>>142224557nvmthought he was a Desi for a sec
I'm a proud zachy chad and you'll never change me
Wearing a really cool rain coat I bought off Messina Hembry for 30 quid Vintage fashion is addictive, see little reason to go on grailed and give some little Asian manlet with a wolf cut from new York 400 quid for a jacket just because it's Japanese
The only thing zachy """"chads"""" need to change is their shitty nappies
>>142224616This post was typed by poor person hands
>check /cric/>zach in a good mood and being nice to everyonewtf happened?
>>142224572Needs must
aren't you a bit old to actually know all those fashion items?
>>142224658Deep down im nice the world just annoys me sometimes
>>142224658The cricket is over and he can go back to blogdering again
>>142223233I feel like they're underestimating us by dropping Anderson. This gives off "opener Smith" energy.
feeling good might finger shit out of my arse later idk
County Championship, 9th games. stokes and mccumbrain are retards editionBBC live text and radio available as is ECB website livestreams. >Division One DURHAM v WORCESTERHSIRE https://youtu.be/XJk8JOLBVjgHAMPSHIRE v KENT https://youtu.be//qMUD21scJxELANCASHIRE v NOTTINGHAMSHIRE https://youtu.be/1Wn3LcJUXWoSOMERSET v WARWICKSHIREhttps://youtu.be/4DqzSmHvW0oSURREY v ESSEX https://youtu.be/0u6bxPOcSaQ>Division TwoDERBYSHIRE v YORKSHIRE https://youtu.be/ZOYcu6ja5vAGLOCESTERSHIRE v GLAMORGANhttps://youtu.be//hA5C8Evu0IELEICESTERSHIRE v MIDDLESEXhttps://youtu.be/qS0bK6Fsw3QNORTHAMPTONSHIRE v SUSSEXhttps://youtu.be/0VddlQgShyA
>had bad shoulders after 4 months of bouldering >Was subsequently good for 8 months and felt like I was 'broken in' and just wouldn't ache again >Left one now hurtsFuck sake granddaddy B
>look I typed it out againwant a biscuit?
Nathan Smith will be a staple of the New Zealand bowling attack for years (maybe decades) to come
Worcestershire's own Dillon Pennington will rip through West Indies (who famously can't handle raw pace) like a knife through warm butter
Might take some anavar like a Spanish tennis playerI hear it's good for recovery
if Worcestershire's such a good county why does nobody want to stay there?
>>142223233Absolutely retarded selections.>still going with Bashir >Pennington over Cook>Jamie Smith for keeper who isn't even Surreys first-pick, but muh muh batting slogger
>bowling attack
Sune Luus lads
York is superior to Worcester
>>142224879I've stayed here for literally years>>142224893Happy for my nigga Pennington but absolutely barmy how Cook still hasn't had a look inWe've just had Bashir on loan and he was direNot surprised by Smith and think he's a very good batsman desu, Ollie Robinson #2 probably did more to deserve the call-up though
I've always had good natural musculature Just needed a dad like maria sharapovas and I maybe could have escaped perpetual laptop thumbing
>>142224879only bard pretends to want to stay there but it's because he's in such a dead end "career" and has no actual transferrable skills he literally cannot leave
>>142224800>typing all that shit out>even typing out [Embed] with a hyperlinkyeesh
>>142224971I could leave to anywhere else in the UK desu due to my hallowed wfh contract
My sister shares a birthday with kemar roach
>>142225014lmao okay pal
I also share your sister with kemar roach, but that's not a birthday thing
>>142225037Knew this post was comingOr something along these lines
>>142225031It's not controversial, I could stay in the same job and simply move anywhere else in the UKAt present there's just no reason to leave the green and pleasant pastures of Worcestershire though
>>142225068I aim to please
WFH makes you bored, lonely and depressed Only good if you live in donedon, because obviously nobody wants to venture outside there
had a kid tell me he would gut me and strangle me with my own guts in the sidelane on the way to spar earlierguess I just have one of those faces
Where is Jay, lads?
>>142224935>Not surprised by Smith and think he's a very good batsman It really doesn’t matter about his batting, if he’s being selected as a keeper then he needs to be a good keeper and he’s not not even the second best in Division One, I don’t see why if not Foakes then Rew of Somerset. The treatment of Foakes has been appalling, he’s the best keeper currently but keeps getting dropped because of his batting, of which in tests he averages similar to Zacky C. The current obsession with batting “prowess” is having such a constraining affect on the test side. As it is they are going to set-up with 5 batsmen and then Stokes who isn’t an all-rounder at this point just a batter who has a rare bowl, and now they propose bringing in another t20 slogger. They’ve tried to make Foakes a scapegoat for the poor performance with the bat during India series because of his batting but it just won’t wear. Don’t see how adding another batsmen who will be encouraged to throw his wicket away but will the “bazball” excitement will help at all.
>>142224855>>142225003Samefagging freak. Fuck off zachy, you fat poof.
>>14222518410 words or less please
>>142224658India won.
>>142225125thinking it's time to teach these kids some respect
I'm 5 wins from 6 in the singles ladder at my clubLost one because I played on Monday, and I don't like Mondays
>>142225184Foakes is definitely the best glovesman, but I suppose the thinking is that his batting is decent but not spectacular, and it'd be better to have a more talented batsman even if he's not as good with the gloves. Smith averages higher and also bats in a more aggressive way, which is obviously what the current brains trust is looking out for. They want someone coming in at 6 or 7 who can counter-punch apparently, guess time will tell if that's the right call or not. Rew isn't quite so aggressive, and hasn't had a great season so far this year
thanks mr county AIs
>>142224633flamboyantly gay, poor person hands
No idea why I have over the years thought I could get away with playing tennis hungover Imagine playing a game of the mind hungover
Neck a bottle of wine before tennis and you play great Hungover it just doesn't work
The dreaded hours of 12pm-6pm Sunday for every single man out there Are about to commence
>>142225405I'm not single
sucks there's no criccy that matters
>>142224953>5'4"could've have become a pro throwee in the international dwarf tossing circuit
>>142225437Durham vs Worcestershire has got off to a fascinating start
AMSR with upfront zoomer chads just complementing your ripped physique non-stop
I'm actually quite good looking How oddI shouldn't be really
>>142225459k tabla x
Is Steyning Grammar School related to Dale Steyn?
>>142225581Yh
It begins Hiba please text me
Listening to bloc party
Listening to some bloke lawn-mowing
How did russian women get so fit?You spend a weekend in Scarborough you won't see a single fit woman
listening to my mind screeching, clawing, tearing, growling at me from inside
If I was gay I would wank and suck myself offI'm that sexy
um..yh..finna check out of cric for a bit
yfo mate
Disarm you with a smileAnd cut you like you want me toCut that little childInside of me and such a part of youOoh, the years burnOoh, the years burn
>>142225772if only it were true
Talented young men are growing old, sad and alone because women aren't actually good at choosing mates
Listening to alex GMight venture into central York soon but not sure I can deal with all the fucking tou tourists
might as well enjoy that place while you're there matedon't forget London with Hiba 2025 is still firmly on the cards
>>142225960I like this gimmick Its nice bullying
Imagine a weekend shacked up in an air b n B in Scarborough with HibaShagging non-stop
struggled with parashite because it's not that good, the stakes are low, the rich are too maligned, and it's too long, but mainly because they all look the same and sound the same
>>142226045best thing is it's some grim london bedsit with one tiny window so no one can see her tied up on the bed either
bedsit is not a word
You're wrong
>pozzfailian vocabulary
looks like it's up to >us to keep the integrity of the anglish language and culture once more
I eat food.
dire weekend because the fucking hollywood CHUDS don't have the passion and desire to make good films anymore and nobody can justify going cinema for like 10 quid for soulless capeshit shite ffs. seething
>>142226221bonza call there cobba fuck oath reckon we's all should cop some bloke improvers down the bottlo and a pack of cigs from the servo and have a good yarn about out front on the veranda about the poms and how there beers like fucking in a canoe
>>142226295What do you think of safdie bros flicks. I feel like the english wouldnt like them but they had a decent one with robert pattinson. They never really write a compelling story
>>142226311strewth cunt you're not wrong
poo
strewth is not a word
just bedsat my gf and gave her the strewth
who you got for wimbledon zachy lad?
>>142226295Why not go out for a few drinks with your mates? x
who's brewing the new then
>>142226678I'm making it right now.NO ONE else make the thread.
>>142226505fair shake of the sauce bottle ya limey drongo
>>142226678I'll make it, got a really good pic lined up for it
watching the deanoball laterexpecting us to do a pooth poofrica and completely bottle it thoughever
>>142226295This week has been the worst I have experienced During my active participation in cinema membership Literally nothing on whatsoever
>>142226678>>142226778hang on, just typing out every single county stream by hand, it'll be 2 minutesno one make a new as I do
You can get some proper peng seaside flats in Scarborough for 150kYes I will be getting a helping hand btw because I'm not a poor faggot like bard
>>142226890think you need to earn at least £40K or something for helping hand so you wouldn't really be looking at £150K places at that
>>142226812sorry made a typo, meant 20 minutesyes I do this EVERY threadno one make a newI'm making progress
Might move to Seamer
>>142226948I meant the helping hand my family is going to give me because my grandad is worth like 11 million
Bouldering
>>142227053>grandad is worth 11 million>they give me a helping hand>still can only afford 150k flatyeah that kinda sounds even worse ngl mate...
>>142226890I have roughly £210k in various bank accounts, every penny of which is saved through mine own hard work across 7 years of graft, I'm not THAT poor desu
really think saffers are done >key players clear to retiring>mind fucked for generationsthink they'll be windies tier in an year
>Sussex>Brighton>York>Scarborough>Hullwhy is he so drawn to the absolute worst parts of England
>>142227139close*
>>142227139luckily, they (the public) haven't cared about cricket since about 2010
>>142227135you literally made a big song and dance about how you NEVER said you had over 200K and had more like 190K the other weekwhere did this 20K come from suddenly?can't keep it straight can you
>what do you mean South Africa somehow lost after needing a run a ball haha?>no they certainly didn't take a dive sir! stop asking your bloody bhenchod questions right now
>>142227111Yeah because I'm an actual tarq. Giving your grandchildren money is all bravado >>142227144How is Scarborough grim. I mean it doesn't have Crimea level of fit women but its quite soulful>>142227135You are poor matey. Always will be
are you going to scarborough fair?
only nice major city in Yorkshire is Sheffield
>>142227303I quite like Sheffield Would rather stay in York thoughever
strange how both zachy and bard say thoughever
bard-faced lies
it's like saying 'kek'not really noteworthy
>>142227213Added it up again and it came to more like £220k surprisingly, but that includes £10k in SIPP (probably shouldn't count) and an indeterminate amount I don't want to think about for next tax year
>>142227467>that'll throw them off
Nobody cares about your selfish little pot you narcissistic freak
Just ate a light snackNutrition is pumping into my brainMy mind is expanding
>>142227609Person who asks about it probably cares enough to ask about it (otherwise I don't know why he'd have asked about it)
the bigger the scrotum the bigger the testesthe bigger the forehead the bigger the brain
>>142227698didn't ask about it did II just pointed out your inconsistent narrative about your total savings (you decided to throw in your pension pot on your lonesome which no one actually does)
bard does not exist beyond the bloke that used to vocaroo. far too many verifiable lies
thing both are truebard exists but yeah he's a massive liar
>>142227698Total reddit take Almost as cringe as your anti-contrarian takeMaybe you come from a poor family for a reasonSpastic
uh ohzachy's getting riled up after being such a pleasant little angel this morning
>>142227763You literally asked "where did this 20K come from suddenly?"Didn't throw in my whole pension pot, just the SIPP I set up additionally
>>142227925It's fineIt's under control trust me
I smell blood in the airI'm not under control
>>142226812>>142226974countrystreamssp- I mean lad here still goingabout halfway through typing every letter of my list of streams for the newNO ONE post until I'm done
kek countystreamssperg on the ropes
Eating sunflower seedsGerbils were right on this oneThey are peng
eating seeds as a pastime activity
Sucking a redd's
Sucking a redditor
sucking a fat gay cock because I'm a fat gay retard
https://youtu.be/ixErlbhu4Tc?si=AkjiaWp08XnyUxR1
>>142229083I'm lean and like clean, lean pussy
ok I gave countystreams a fair chance. migrate>>142229178>>142229178>>142229178
