EURO KNOCKOUT STAGE>29th June 202418:00 Switzerland 2 - 0 Italy21:00 Germany - Denmark>30th June 202418:00 England - Slovakia21:00 Spain - Georgia>1st July 202418:00 France - Belgium21:00 Portugal - Slovenia>2nd July 202418:00 Romania - Netherlands21:00 Austria - TurkeyReminder to keep it comfy, crusty and smelly.
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>Spalletti: "I don't think the result was that bad. Inter already won the Scudetto in April, I assured myself Inzaghi did the trainings properly but maybe it didn't work out mentally"
>>142190734somebody needs to slap his bald head
Eras come to an end.
a lightning will strike the planeBELIEVE
>>142190734>unironically relying on Sfinter DNA
>>142190734lolwut
Toddlers don't play by the rules, why don't we call up them instead of the senior players?Also nobody would dare to tackle a toddler
>blaming inzaghinoHoly bvll, fuck simone gon do?
>>142190786Safest place to be in a metal box.
>>142190734Keeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek, he should unironically go back to coaching sfinter
penals vibes from this
For me it's this euro204
Somebody please love Rimedio, The First Commentator
>>142190860LUCIANO'S IN A BOXIN A BOXLUCIANO'S IN A BOX
>>142190939Man, watching Roma choke the remuntada live against Neverkusen aged him badly
>>142190939looking like a bull terrier
>>142191000You know what else is in a box? The piece of paper with "No" written on it
>even denmark plays better than italy
Kurp of the children who don't shoot the ball in every corner of the street
>>142191278>Kurp of the childrenSounds like the title of a kino horror flick
>>142191251don't think I've seen anyone play worse desu, just being able to run means you're better.
>>142191000It’s sad too because I like him. I always have but his position is untenable after today. Time for AllegroBall at USA ‘26.>>142191070This anti-Scottish bullying is just getting out of control. Talk about punching down. Do you not think I suffer enough? Saw a junkie pish himself on the bus yesterday and I had to waddle past the puddle while getting off with heavy bags.
>>142191346Flick mentioned
>>142191382What was in the bags?
>>142191251Italy played worse than its own youth teams, even Sassol could do better
>>142191382>AllegroBall at USA ‘26I'm happy this general is slowly discovering the truth, the only path forward
>>142191481What will the formazione be?
>>142191251>implying this is something new
>>142191476mo sasol getting relegated was a good thing
By Grace, I'm shivering
>>142191251italy was playing so bad that it had to be deliberate. Either the players were boycotting shoulderlets because he wouldn't let them play videogames or he is part of a conspiracy to get rid of some people in the figc
>>142191533I'm not sure, other than it being very simple
>>1421915334-4-2 storto
RadioSampdoria locked after Cambodian citizen journalist behind account raided by anti-crime unit in Rome.
alright, who would be a good manager for the NT? Considering it has to be someone adaptable, who isn't too focused on getting the team to play a certain way but can adapt to the players who are more in form at the momentI think unironically limone inzaghi would be a good choice. or pirlo
>ynr Buciano had a serious talk with the players after the Spain humiliation >they sculate against the zingari>players play inexplicably bad again against Switzerland am I coping in thinking someone lead a revolt against the bald fraud?
>>142191770Thz NT needs a coach who can handle tournaments, not leagues. That's exactly why Ancelotti would be a godly pick.
>>142191770
>>142191825I mean, yeah. Don't forget about the pact
>>142191705>Antonio Mastantuono was the victim of a doxx (illegal distribution of confidential information) by the left-wing media on Dutch TV in May. Since then, many left-wing activists have filed false complaints to the police about him to try to shut down his reports on illegal migrants in Europe. The investigation is linked to a Telegram channel with which Antonio has no connection.always the swamp niglets, ALWAYS them
>>142191825Shouldn't have banned the fifa tournament
>>142191825they really looked bored, mancini didn't even try to break some legs very sus
>>142191623They can't fucking close a pass or even stop the ball, I'm old but I'm pretty sure this is the result of 20 years of nepotism in scuole calcio.Even when I was playing some kids were pushed like mad from parents who knew presidents and shit.Again: this team is unable to close a pass, or stop a fucking ball, and they're supposed to be pros. Learning to stop is the bare minimum, let alone the fact no single Italian player dares to dribble in 1v1.
>>142191830he can only coach good teams, they need someone good with youngster and good at making shitters look decent
Buongiorno would've blocked that Freuler shot
lets be honest, it was over the second the coach picked this squad, most shouldnt be here.
>>142191893they're like the jews of german people
>>142191989Again, needs a tournament coach who can do that then. Find me an Italian coach who's mostly if not only good in tournaments, and you have the answer (one of them being Gasperini, who would be PERFECT).
>>142191770>or pirlo
>>142191939>I'm old but I'm pretty sure this is the result of 20 years of nepotism in scuole calcio.I've been telling people for years that school academies are pay-to-play landfills managed by actual retards focusing on useless things like tactical setups, preemptive marking, underlapping fullbacks... but no, the problem is that we're living in a society
>>142192110that's been the case for a lot longer than 20 years desu
https://x.com/raffaelecaru/status/1806986239045730689
>>142191450Beer, ice cream, bird seed, Pepsi max (other soft drink brands are available)
how can Italy have coaches like Ancelotti and absolute shitters like Spaletti
If you're so salty about your NT why don't you play there and be better instead?
>>142192163except it wasn't after the 2000s that academies started to employ pay-to-play cash grab schemes, which effectively abolished what little of meritocracy was left for good
>he's ab adult>he drinks soft drinks
>>142192367you could pay for your kid to get a spot before then.
>>142192101Pirlo did win two trophies with a broken Jj, but yeah he's not nearly ready.
oh no big nation sisters
Corona non perdona
talmbout Pepsi Max Lime
imagine if Italy and Germany get eliminated on the same day in the ro16 lol
there are only 2 good teams at this tournament, Spain and Austriabut somehow France will win it
>>142192521Has this talking prolapsed anus not died from multiple strains of HIV (aka terminal interfaggotry) yet?
Real Anglo refereeing moments
>corona talking shit about others
>>142192721Nah still kicking and licking toes
Cancel the goal Also penalty for Germany
what the fuck
>>142192736*makes your tourament kino*
Calcio is officialy over
>refs fiddling with VAR frames to carry Goymany towards the finalhmmm
Imagine being destroyed like this by corona, i would kms
refball?
>>142191825they played progressively worse each game>play decently with some mistakes against albania>play bad against spain but with grit>play bad against croatia despite being much worse than spain and win through pure luck>have no mental energy against switzerland
I mean >we are going to get pounded by Spain anyways, it's just about keeping the good vibes a bit longer
>drop Havertz for Poosiala >Havertz scores serves me right
Has goymany ever been this defensively shaky? Spain will sodomize them
>>142193525>with gritwhere?
>>142191896gasperini would be terrible for the nt. he needs a lot of time to mold the team to his image>>142191939>this team is unable to close a pass, or stop a fucking ball, and they're supposed to be pros.and they are all able to do it in their clubs. This kind of shit playing comes from either an absolutely abysmal physical form or something breaks down in the tactics and group cohesion
Still less refball than shitaly
>>142192367>>142192110we have good youth teams, that is not really the issue. Or if it is it's common everywhere and not only in italy
2008 - out after the first KO game2010 - group stage exit2012 - runners-up2014 - group stage exit2016 - QF2018 - did not qualify2020 - champions2022 - did not qualify2024 - out after the first KO gameAt some point there has to be shake-up at the federation and youth rank club levels, right? The demographics excuse can only be hold for so long.
>paivertz
>>142191825The team's attitude was straight out bad from the start, but I know my roosters all to well and my bet is that Sbalett (or whoever was making the decisions for him) in the locker room played favourites, undermining the cohesion between the various factions of the selection further
>>142193859against spain. I mean that they were at least trying, they were just outmatched and outskilled but they put in effort
Lmao harverz what a shitter
If I encounter any Englishm*n in the coming week they will have to reckon with the full force chocolate sprinkles-fueled aggresion
>>142193029
>>142194104>At some point there has to be shake-up at the federation and youth rank club levels, right? The demographics excuse can only be hold for so long.Pffffffffffffffff ahahahhaahsashashashasahsash
>>142194104>shake-up at the federationHis best friend just got promoted to club president. Nothing will change
>>142194104that 2021 win did more damage than good
>sahne
Ynr this matchhttps://youtu.be/Umlz-73-yK4?si=Le-JAaLeT3f0YlwT
Is havertz Jewish by any chance?
Full Grug is up, time to watch the game
>>142194630kurpa de immobile
DNA just entered the pitch
>>142192488let him promote sampdoria first
>>142194718Unironically
>>142194104 they're blaming the temperature anon
truth is the Fennel was responsible for inverting a trend that showed no signs of stopping but wasn't able to learn from Lippi's mistakes. >We've just gone back to the norm after that one outlier.
>HojlundManure DNA at showing
>>142194766Nearly impossible, he has to reduce the wages and sell players while also getting better. I don't see how that's possible to get to Serie A with like 20mil.
>>142190681Based
>>142194835I know he's laughing rn in camel land probably shitting in someone's mouth too
Who captained Wirtz over Musiala? Me. Who got rid of Havingz? Me.
Well well well
2-0 but they actually put on some fight, unlike...
I dislike Germany very much :)
Musiala best mutt, lelingham get fucked
>>142195267>t. germany v2
How is it that young manlets who can run and dribble like Wirtz or Musiala are considered incredible in Germany, while the same type of youngsters get shat on in Italy?
All of this, just to lose to EnglandI am beyond sad
>>142195376Musiala is 184 cm
>>142195535Not really good physically doe, and Wirtz is praised just as much
Germany spain is going to have so many goals
Schlotterbeck sounds like some raunchy sex position german
>>142194630Warra duel won by sbarella 2:52
>>142195376The type of player is not that popular in Germany actually, especially the press LOVES the aggressive fighter type CM
>>142195376What same type of youngsters? When was the last time Italy produced a dribbly drobbler in their early 20s? Bingo bongo Gnonto?
Bernardeschi hit higher levels than Musiala in his (very short) prime, but foei if you say it
>>142195720Baldanzi?
>>142195720Me, but i had a bad injury and stopped playing sadly
this gay tournament has Goymany win written all over it>Verification not required.
>>142195720Gnonto is too manlet eh
God, how I'd love to be the one to bash Kimmich into the ground and dig my heel into his skull
>>142195720>losing the ball and having to cover for you teammate's mistakeaaaaaaaaaaa I'm going insane
Bruh
>>142196090
read Wind’s name as “Wino” lel
>>142195933Jannies are working quick...
https://youtu.be/q9YqB3lYCVo?si=m5yn2E4mCWczJyNgI honeztly thought Chiesuccio assist
>>142196172I deleted it myself (and informed Jj's dirigency) as soon I read your post...
>>142196090he's right, coaches shat on him because muh 'testa di cazzo', but he IS our best talent from the 10s.Same for Zaniolel, he needed a father-like figure as a coach.
>>142196208Not to mention grimmich wants like €10m a year
>Craniometry of Gianluca Scamacca: fundamentally Atlanto-Mediterranid with minor Dinarid influences. Of relatively dark pigment, it offers aurignacoid craniofacial structure, with marked western tendencies. Areale: only Bergamo counts, to hell with the blue state road.
>>142196172Unrelated, but do you rate Hasa?
>>142196090at least he'll always have that one single highlight of his career
>>142195868Did he warrant a place in the squad based on his performances this season? Absolutely fucking not.
>>142196286Not after reading his 'Early Life' section
>>142196254Dokkan-upgraded Exor can afford that and much more
>>142196363Seems like he also wants out from Jj as soon as possible
>all my kraut players getting subbed offfuck me
>>142195943He looks like the type of guy who was the one to barricade the synagogue then set it on fire, picking off the stragglers with his Walther all the while keeping a shit eating grin on his face.
>>142196343I’m just saying he fits the profile, honestly dunno what even happened to him though because he does have talent, maybe he just needs time…heh…
>he Krautmaxxed instead of *nglomaxxing
>>142196440LOTITOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, FABIANIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
>>142196202Wtf...
The players stood up and headed towards the corner flag, but were "rejected" by the crowd. For them only boos and no applause, but rather the invitation to go to the locker rooms. No one accepted a performance of this level: the fans had come to Berlin making economic sacrifices, hoping for a performance up to par, regardless of the final result. Instead they saw a shipwreck. A humiliation with few precedents in our history.
>>142196440Only because he was too retarded and too much of a pussy to do the real work with heroes like Mario Gomez, Neuer and Kroos
>>142196500lole spallet exposed
>>142196489nah just pussiala and the roach
>>142196503based if true
>>142196503I don't remember a shittier euros performance than this one
>Inter, 'Gazzetta': for Gudmundsson proposal to Genoa a "trial clause" to protect oneself in the event of the player's conviction
>>142196440Kimmich definitely would have reveled in being a nazi if he were around back then, Havertz on the other hand would have been a conscientious objector type. Rudiger would have also been an excellent SS officer if you put race aside.
>>142196500Mogs today's lineup except maybe for those intermini in the defense (acerbi is acceptable, bastonus is still the bigger offender)
I liked Donnarumma shitting on the checche playing outfield in the sky interview.
>>142196727Milanbvll DNA
>>142196804See >>142190685
>>142196727He was absolutely right, being an actually good keeper and playing with shitters on the outfield murt hurt, especially when you're the one who needs to take the responsabilities afterwards
I bambini non giocano più a calcio per strada , troppa tattica e poca tecnica insegnata ai giovani che si stanno formando , scuole calcio federali gratis per i potenziali talenti e regole per tutelare gli italiani almeno fino alle squadre primavera !!!
It's all too bad to be true, as is often said in these cases. Only this time reality and ugliness are very real and crush us under the weight of an epochal European blunder (Switzerland-Italy 2-0). Especially considering that we are the holders. On the eve of the match, Luciano Spalletti asked for ease. He got all the worst that a football team can express: technical errors in all departments, lack of intensity, inability to overcome three passes in a row and to read the opponent's movements, embarrassing mental approach to the challenge. We'll stop here out of pity, but it's really hard to believe that Italy managed to put on a performance so poor in everything.
I'm literally about to fucking vomit (sbocco sfinter reference)
>>142196683>Rudiger would have also been an excellent SS officer>if you put race asidewtf_am_I_reading.jpg
>>142196876Hey, at least it wasn't as bad as France in 2008 and 2010
still wondering why you wouldn't play Folorunsho once after you witness your midfielders being boiled.
>>142196857Boomercore kino
What are we thinking boys?
But smoothen my Maehle, filthy
>>142197014Infinite - 0 3-1 2-0 0-1
>>142197014Gerogian memes, and British short face.
>>142196956He’s got that psychopath personality, in an alternate reality he’d be topping the leaderboards for war crimes
>>1421970141-0 in supplementari3-0 Dont give a fuck about that sudaca meme cup
>>1421970142 st george wins in euros 2 nonce wins in copa america
>>142196857QvalvnqvismoNvke
>>142197237He looks like he would enjoy slaughtering a rival tribe
>>1421970141-01-3riggi0-2
Lauti statpaddata to avenge the Blocco 2nite
Wait, will Italy not play in the meme calcio section of the Olympics? I never understood how it worked
>>142197014>2-0>4-1>2-0>1-1
it is almost mystical the sensation of awareness you have when you look at people like varriale (neapolicans in general) and while comparing it to what they say you realise at once how distinctly chromosomes stratify in layers over a population genepool, it is like a miniature of inter-species evolution.
>>142197462No Blocco Inter to field therefore Gravinus refused
>>142197462besides Mexicans the only people I think care about Olympic football is Brazilians and argies and it's only to spite each other.
>>142197686All of the second choices are usually called, and I really wanted to see Gatti and Orsolini play murderball against argies, fucking hell
>>142197758Only u23 can play if I'm not mistaken
>Musiala saved my fanta>>1421979583 players over the age of 23 can play
>>142197958Even better, young players are barely ever called up, giving them some experience wouldn't really hurt considering the aging NT
this shit is ridiculous
>>142197462Our U21 bungled the qualification during the Euros last summer
>>142198118Dang it
Sleep tight /seriea/
feels bad bros. 26 is our year fras
But SURELY Tommaso Pobega didn't play in italy's last significant victory against a big NT (Italy-England 1-0 9/27/2022)
>>1421986312 more years
Why is everybody seething about automatic offside? Don't they remember guardalinee getting 1/3 of their calls completely wrong? >gnooooooo player was only 1cm offside it shouldn't countwhatever the rule is there are still going to be limit cases. is everyone become retarded?
>>142198853Only retards are, technology is perfect for these things that are clearly black or white. And if you move the 'line' all you're doing is moving the point where people are going to complain
>>142198909it's the only objective rule of football besides "if ball goes over the line it's goal" and people want to get rid of it?
Oo oo temu
Why would not kicking the ball in church courtyards do this
have they called him already
>>142198924I don't particularly dislike Barella, but how the fuck is he so highly rated?
>>142198982Van Basten is in the studio railing against it now as well. He's one of these football purists that wants refs to work based on feelings instead of rules. At least Van Der Vaart is being sensible about it
>>142198853They can no longer blame the guardalinee for their defeat and then says the other guys rigged the game for the next 50 years
Emilia-Romania
has at least one of the sfinter block frauds said something akin to an apology?
>>142199299Uhm sweetie, you shouldn't have to apologize for being played out of position
>>142198118but everyone here was saying that our youth teams are good
>this team reached the quarter-finals and only got eliminated by a post-WC winning Germany on benuldiesThere are literally no excuses for this shit campaign
Ehhhhhhhh but muh 3-5-2 and braccetti
it would be worse if this bald retard lucked out with a win and he would take the creditthrow him off the plane, and hire Pirlo
>>142198631>u17s win euros>main team lose to the swisswhy use youth? just call up 36 year old darmian.-spaletti
Reeeeeeeally hasn't been a good tournament for (((them)))
>>142199865The fact that all their shitters got minutes when players like Bellanova and Buongiorno didn't see the pitch a single second is actually shameful. Same with Orsolini being dropped only for Sborretti to play Chiesa out of his position with random players on the left wing, this is disrespectful to the players themselves if anything.
>>142199409Giaccherini would unironically be our star player now besides the gk
>>142199982>Buongiorno didn't see the pitchThis made me go insane
You now remember when he was called Jack O'Reeny in /seriea/
>>142200033I genuinely did not understand, Mancini got minutes even though he's fucking ass and Bastoni always played no matter how bad he was, and a promising player like Buongiorno got left to rot even when he had his chance to shine, I'm not forgiving Spalletti any soon.
>>142199409buffon > dollarchiellini >>> darmianbonucci >>> bastonibarzagli >>> mancinide sciglio > di lorenzoflorenzi > el sharaawysturaro = cristanteparolo <<< fagioligiaccherini < barellaeder << chiesapelle << scamaccaconte >>> spalletti
What's next for Sballet'?
>>142200136Saudi or his farm
>>142200114Pretty much, the players all knew their quality up front and didn't act like lost retards, Conte actually understood how to handle a squad with attacking problems in a smart way unlike a certain other manager
>>142200136>we'll eventually come to know that he fought with some of the players>some players will get their agents to talk shit about BuciANO to the journos>they'll get dropped>we'll maybe qualify for CUM26 and only because it's 48 teams wide>figure of shit in the group or immediately after>Italiano gets his job after doing well at Bologna
reminder Pirlo had an even better tournament after 2006 and Italy wasted him. He won a WC, but it could have been so much more, with good coaching and selections.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>142200272honestly, just play the u17 squad + donnarumma
>>142200342This is when I realized we'd lose kek
Take a shot every time Suraj mentions Pirlo and the u17
>>142200348I love how the U17s performed too, but I can assure you that Italy would lose every single game, you don't understand how youth teams work anon
>>142200432I'm saying giving them experience would still be better than fielding these shitters. trial by fire.
>>142200397>surajno we're actually northern italy, which is a lot whiter than the caliphate of amsterdam
>>142200459Would work in a friendly or two or in a meme cup, the only thing you would do is traumatize them and make them shit, literally like Allegri did with so many Next Gen players last season. Also, you need experience on a pitch.
>>142200532then call up some younger (23) players in serie A, and a few 18 year old standouts, the only player that deserves to come back is donnarumma.
inb4 Suraj bring up Lamal as an example, conveniently ignoring how he's been playing against adult men for a whole season already so he's used to it in a lower-pressure environment compared to a knockout tournament
IGNORE THE AZZURI BEING USELESS KEKSIGNORE THE DEUTSCHLAND RIGGINGFOCUS ON THE GIO SCOTTI IN FRONT OF YOUbtw i had some gelatto on the fine evening that passed us. it was very tasty and the sun was very warm.
>>142200573*and calafiori. fagioli was ok but he isnt pirlo. but that's it.>>142200580Well they have to let Camarda develop somehow, give him some caps, even if he sits on the bench most of the time.
>>142200573A couple of younger players is not a bad idea, but it takes time for adaptation, and it's done only for those with enough talent.
Gelatto, Spinazolla, Chielinni, Bonnuci, Spalleti
>>142200654calling up any 36 year old not named Messi or Buffon should get the coach fired.
*hypnotizes you with gestures*
I knew this would happen the day Spaletti was announced. Conte or even Mourihno would be better.
>>142200751Looked like Sangiuliano from thumbnail
>>142200797>SangiulianoLooks like Ch*rles Michel from the thumbnails on google images
>>142200716I'm not disagreeing with that, it's just a really bad idea to call-up players with a lack of experience too. Spalletti didn't take the time to test anything nor develop anyone, it's what the next coach will have to do. Let's hope for a good outcome in the careers of the current promising young Italian players, it's a good start.
>>142200829Trust me, he really wishes he'd be Sh*rl Mish*l
>>142200890Grim
>>142199032not every interbro is a (((sports journalist))), but every (((sports journalist))) is an interbro
SCAMACCA FUCKING SUCKS
>>142200931Romeo van Agrestissenbros...
I'm genuinely starting to wonder if calling up Balottelli is such a horrid idea after how Scamacca and Retegui recently played
>>142201037Scamacca was genuinely bad (thouhg I wouldn't really kurp him too much) but I didn't find Retegui's performance so horrible, today at leastHe had some good ideas but ofc nobody followed through, and his experimentation with Scamacca wasn't a successful one by Spalletti. Just see ert ggh clbubw rtytttttttttttttttttttt
>>142201144>Bastoni in pic>is on the group
>>142201159Retegui's problem is that he just isn't good enough for Italy, you can't expect a god outcome when you field a striker with as many visible flaws as him. Italy needs someone who can finish chances, run and create occasions by himself.
NoAlexSandro bros...
I am depressed
was the Euro 2020 win a fluke like Greece 2004?Italy will never be a top side again.
>comparing Italy to GreeceCome on now
>>142201473What is a fluke? Only Spain has had a winning streak in recent years
Italy wishes it had a striker like Charisteas
The only Italian club that wishes it was Greek is Fiocretina honestly
For me, it's the fact that I skipped going to pizzeria to watch THAT
>>142201144>Oggi parla il presidente federale GravinaLet's help him write his speech three words at a time, /seriea/. I'll start:Ladies and gentlemen,
>>142201822Ladies and gentlemen,After last night
>>142201878Ladies and gentlemen,After last nightMe and Beppe
>>142201892Ladies and gentlemen,After last nightMe and BeppeMade sweet love
>>142201912And deducted 15
>>142200114hey don't shit this much on my man Parolo
I know >MLS but a month ago Bernadeschi had a hat trick. That's still better than what we saw for Italy up front for 4 games.
Okay no, we don't go there
>>142201925
shitaly: KWAB>>142202254FUCK you cunts, i am so happy swiss KO'd you back home to your mommas. momma boys,.
What lack of FFXVI news do to a mfer
Giuntoli where are Douglas Luiz, Di Gregorio and Cuoco Thuram
>>142202377Kek
>>142202468Of fucking course our TV manages to shoehorn gossip into the rape of Croatian people
While googling for info on who or what Makkelie is married to, I stumbled on these delicious croatian tears:https://www.reddit.com/r/euro2024/comments/1do7z1g/danny_controversy/Apologies for it being reddit but it is very good
Makkelie the Kind
People who complain about the referee are the same who are into Madison Beer
(Verse 1)Yo, Gianluca Scamacca, what you thinkin' with that ink?Tattoos tryna hide the fact your skills just stink,On the pitch, you're a ghost, man, where's your game at?All talk, no action, just a glorified doormat.(Chorus)Scamacca, you a shadow, can't even keep up,Tattoos on your skin, but your talent's dried up,Waste of space, a disgrace, you just ain't enough,Gianluca Scamacca, yeah, I'm callin' your bluff.(Verse 2)Talkin' big, walkin' slow, like you run the show,But when it's game time, man, you got nothin' to show,Hype machine runnin' wild, but where's the proof?Just a bench warmer dreamin' of a big movef.(Bridge)Gianluca, Gianluca, you a mess, can’t you see?Tryna be a baller, but you lack the pedigree,Ink all on your skin, but no heart in your chest,Step up or step out, 'cause you ain't with the best.(Chorus)Scamacca, you a shadow, can't even keep up,Tattoos on your skin, but your talent's dried up,Waste of space, a disgrace, you just ain't enough,Gianluca Scamacca, yeah, I'm callin' your bluff.(Outro)This a lesson, take a seat, and learn it right quick,Your tats don’t mean nothin' when your skills ain’t slick,Gianluca, please step off the stage,'Cause you ain’t nothin' but a tattoed waste of space.
Danny McKennielol
Choose
>>1422034211 then I fall asleep
It's incredible how one of the worst Italian generations of all time managed to make two popularly unsuccessful national teams both in the middle of their golden generations seethe so much
I’ll say it. England aren’t bad they are just incredibly fucking boring. They’re arguably the best defensive team in the whole tournament but no one cares because they’re also easily the worst team to watch and its not even close.
>>142203620Playing defensive is the most kino way, but it's not like you guys are doing it well, you just had easy opponents and almost fucked up twice
>>142203620Southgate has actually not been that unsuccessful with England, he just plays horrid football
>>142202498>>142202468VVVVVVVVVVVAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGASVARGAS GOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLITALIA IS KNOCKEDA OUTA BACKA TOA PIZZA LANDA
What a melty
so who are you supporting now that italy's out? I'm going for england myself.
>>142204719netherlands
>>142204719i just ate some stinky cheese and will follow whatever team appears in my dreams
>>142204719
>>142204719Think Spain deserves it
>>142204970Is that 'The League of Dangerously High Youth Unemployment'?
>>142205157
>ynr the Fennel beat Switzerland 3-0 3 years ago and would have beaten them to go to Qatar if it wasn't for Merdinho
>>142190616Lame
>>142201473>Italy will never be a top side again.sadly not, and the fault lies with the Italians who allow their clubs to be filled with foreigners, then people like Di Lorenzo and Retegui have to play in the national team..
Wanted to post this in the sticky but I didn't know where it was in my folder so I'll just post it here
>>142204970vgh... Mare Nostrum...
>>142199409>also eliminating spain along the waythe defense was really top tier tho
>>142204138Warra trophy for zingaroland
>>142203620That's not defensive football that's shit football, you're playing somewhat like italy but with more talented players
Good morning /seriea/
>>142200272>Italianohaven't we suffered enough anon
>boomers seethingit's like a consolation prize
>>142221966>I ggiovani non giuocano più ppe strada
the bright sides of this failure are- more Jj players coming back ready for the pre-season - blocco printer (and mini-blocco rioma) made fools of themselves forever- dropflowers price won’t increase exponentially - gravina exposed as a corrupt bootlicker - sballet exposed as a shit manager
me? seething more than the boomers
>>142222053>kids in my street playing footie 24/7>boomers complain endlessly>italy loses>"kids don't play in the streets no more"
>The best chance for Italy yesterday? Schärs deflection hitting the post:^)
>>142222451also got another post, if it wasnt for those 2 bad luck moment we could have won
>>142222451I lost every hope after that, we don't even have the culo factor anymore
>>1422221163 weeks of rest it seems, good time for a total resert in vista of Motta soon
>>142222451Just focus on beating England fraIf you do that, I won't banter you for the next 2 years
>all those 4'sToo high for some
>>142222626We will reach the semis 100% and with some luck we will go to the final
>>142222698Yeah there's hoping... still, England dead = /seriea/ cooming
Laziobros get ready because what you just saw with the NT is what we are gonna watch every Sunday
haha lolhave an art hoe for now, feel free to @ me when brave lionz lose on penals in a few hours
Alex SLAndro's goodbye mentioned in latest Romeo Agresti
>>142222698I think your attack is too bad for it
>>142222451it was actually scamh's post + this webm, the only actual play italy played in 3 games
And mo I statpad-lauti
>>142204719Romania
>>142222698Winning against anglos and losing the lesser german derby in the semis would be the most kino scenario
Insane picture kek
>>142222836Honestly no it is well balanced
>Daily reminder that the mvp of the Swiss Super League wasn't called up by sballetti
>>142222970Remember when Fennel said "first Pafundi, then the others"? Wonder what happened there :^), agents ran out of money?
>>142204719portsuland
>>142222970too young for shitaly
>best player is a former milan player while all other players (mainly from inter) were the worstItalys problem is obvious but FIGC is not ready to adress it
>>142223015The two players that refballed against England and won an undeserved Euro for Shitaly were former Milan too.
>>142222644mine for the overall euro: 1 - made so many tactical mistakes it's impossible to list them here, his convocations were completely retarded and i don't even think he was completely free while doing them 8 - top player s.v. or 0 - it's not he just didnt play well, this tournament was never his category in the first places.v. or 0 - same as merdini, but worse4 - overrated s.v or 0 - same as merdini s.v. or 0 - same as di merdenzo5,5 - future3,5 - very, very overrated4 - finished honestly 4,5 - almost no playable passes in 2 games, i still rate him, but that mistake was bad 3,5 - kek5,5 - yesterday he seemed kind of lively, without his goal they wouldnt even played this game4 - who the fuck is this guy3,5 - what does he do?
has the plane crashed yet
Curpa de faggioli
>>142223193See >>142223092
At least they're going to accomplish one of them
>>142223259Kek
>>142223259lol
27 June 2026Arlington, Texas
>>142223259kek
Players that I never want to see in the national team again: Darmian, Mancini, Di lorenzo, Cristante, Giorgino, Retegui, Raspadori, El Shaarawy, Meret too because fuck him
>>142223318With brazlel doe
>NT plays like shit the whole euro>barely scrape past Albania>humiliated by spain>saved by a last minute fluke goal against geriatric Croatia>get absolutely btfo by fucking Switzerland>no resignationwhat did the bald fraud mean by this?
Still think the biggest overall abominations in the 4 matches were darmian and chiesuccio
>>142223419Anything to say about this? >>142223092
>>142223369Curpa del meteo
Kek poorfags are now calling a gran voce for ranieri CT
reminder that Allegri would be the perfect ct for this Italia but no one has the breavery to say it
>>142223369>euroAnd earlier. I know they were really forgettable matches but Italy always played like shit under Spalletti schizoism.
We want Lippi
The players were gassed and Spalletti made some terribile decisions on who to call up and how to play themAnd players being so out of shape is Spalletti's fault for fucking up the pre-tournament training It doesn't make sense otherwise Even blaming Inter players, why are only the Italian Inter players bad while the others are good?De Vrij and Dumfries for Netherlands, Thuram for France, Asslani for AlbaniaArnautovic is 35 and he's been better than any Italian forwardChalanoglu has been carrying Turkey Lautaro scored every gameThey played in the same team and yet they're performing wildly different nowDi Lorenzo is in terrible shape but Kvara is playing for his lifeCambiaso and Fagiolo look like zombies unlike Rabiot and YildizJorginho is playing like shit but Havertz and Saliba aren'tThese people play in the same clubsIt's a physical problem, the players are out of shape and out of position Imagine playing Chiesa on the wrong side of the pitch every single game for no reason
>The official Azzurri Instgram account hasnt posted anything since 15h
>>142223581Opinions?>>142223092
always been more of a darts nation
>>142223622Did they ever post anything over the missing red card to Chiellini and the offside Bonucci goal that helped Shitaly refball a trophy against England?
>>142223581Do not watch this then https://x.com/Idonotcombdolls/status/1807171950361329809
55m minutes to Gravina's press conference, surely he'll resign alongside with Sballet'Surely he won't just sum up the Spalletti tenure so far, right ahah!
>>142223552every single one of my normie friends is clamoring for him and I'm sure twitter retards are already organizing scioperi della fame to convince FIGC
>>142223630based, also do NOT look up who won the match between the Netherland and Belgium and will play againt us in the quarter finals
>>142223691What do your norme friends think about this? >>142223092
>>142223682hopefully he blows his brains out in mundovision
>>142223646I know you are probably just baiting but hating your own country is not a flex or anything.
>>142223682>italians>resigningoh sweet summer child
>Nati per vincere 100% right about everything as usual
>>142223777I am not shitalian and I am fighting against the corrupted shithole Shitaly is. The last two NT trophies were refballed hard and nobody bats an eye
>>142223581>De Vrij and Dumfries for Netherlands, Thuram for France, Asslani for Albania>Arnautovic is 35 and he's been better than any Italian forward>Chalanoglu has been carrying Turkey>Lautaro scored every gameHoly falsità except for Lautardo
it’s all a conspiracy to keep cauliflowers price down for jj
FIGC forced Cristiano's ghost hattrick vs Atletico to sell more shirts and save the franchise
>>142223916FIGC paid EUFA to allow Shitaly refball against England because this little pathetic country was getting desperate
>>142223777Don't feed the refball schizo
Increasingly an annual tradition: going to an international tournament and checking that Italy - and no-one else - are defending wide free-kicks in two deep lines rather than one high line
>>142224032>Sfinter player already about to falljej
>>142223777He's just a bong who had his only hopes of seeing any silverware taken away by Italy, I trust Switzerland to do the same
We could have met in the finals...
>>1422240892026.
>I am not shitalianterrone terrone terrone terrone terrone terrone terrone terrone terrone terrone terrone terrone terrone terrone terrone terrone terrone terrone terrone terrone terrone terrone terrone terrone terrone terrone terrone terrone terrone terrone terrone terrone terrone terrone terrone terrone terrone terrone terrone
Real arbëreshe schizos
I might actually root for Belgium even though I never really did now, especially if >we eliminate France (there's no way it happens)
>>142224189He is… inevitable *thunder cracks*
>>142224189>I am the storm that is approaching
>>142224133Why not root for us?
WTF Vlachodimos changed club
>>142224260You aren't southern European
>>142224133>I might actually root for BelgiumStockholm syndrome unironically
>>142224260If you play England, I will more than ever
Gm to all sirs apart from Bryan Chris Tante.
>>142224288Ticino and Geneva are in the mediterranean region so Switzerland is a mediterranean country
>ESCLUSIVA: La @OfficialASRoma nella giornata di domani invierà alla @juventusfc una prima offerta ufficiale di circa 20-25 milioni per #ChiesaAbout as funny as Jj offering 30mil for Adeyemi
>>142223800what are you?inb4 analbanian
>>142224371He's a latino and stop replying to him
Blud is really saying that his landlocked country is a [insert sea]-an country
Can we agree that Calabria would have done a better job than Di Lorenzo?
so italy wasnt refballed to continue. it was refballed so croatia was out.
>>142224363>Sebastiano SarnoMight as well post Massimo Di Culo rumors too
>>142200956wasnt his fault in the last game since he got like zero good passes from the whole team.
>>142224482Wonder what's Fabio Fica saying about it
>>142224482I'm convinced that journos just make up shit for the love of it, next we'll hear that Man U wants Gatti or some shit like that
>>142224189Based
>>142224457Marciniak tried his best yesterday too. Look at that Di Lorenzo high foot. That's a red everywhere.
>>142224503>journosHe's not even a journo lol
>>142224505gave soft yellows for italy for one foul too. same happened against spain.
>>142224516*skull emoji*
>>142224445Grim
but i dont blame the players. its all bucianos fault since the team couldn't even string 3 attacking passes together.
>>142224588I was pretty shocked when I looked at the positioning of Italy, I don't think that I have ever seen players so most on a pitch, they didn't know what the fuck to do
>letting Llorente gowtf are Friedkins/Ghicoso/DDR thinking?One of the only half-decent defenders >we hadAnd he was only 5mil
>>142224613first half was pure grim. but yeah bucianos needs to figure out howto get his system work in the nt
https://youtu.be/s6fIylcJDRs
>>142224613you want the real trvthnvke as the mindbroken twitterfag would call it? All Italian clubs rely to much on coaches spoonfeeding every little movement to their players. Lots of players come to Italy and talk about how obsessed with tactics we are. We need more DAI DAI DAI coaches and less Vincenzo Italianos.
Kurpa der 4-3-3
>>142224743Not false either, but when you look at a player like Calafiori who has literally only become popular because of Motta's tactics, you just cannot tell me that he wasn't the best outfield player in the whole squad. With these players, not using tactics just isn't an option, what the NT needs is a coach who understands both the players and the better way to use them.
also in tuska i saw like 5 of women wearing this type of see thru dress. panties were less thongy but close.
>>142224189kek
>>142204719GERMANY
>blaming inter block when juve infiltrators are actively sabotaging the team with it's bad performanceThe moment you summon zero juve shitters is the moment you win.
Fun fact Finnish people are more likely to suffer accidents operating heavy machinery compared to other European countries
>>142224930delete this
i was checking the catalog and i noticed something, why don't we get bullied like other teams when we get knocked out?
Barella played worse than Fagioli, ma grandissimi guai if I say it (really good at diving doe)
>>142224957we are too bad to even make fun ofteam sucked, strategy sucked, coach suckedsan marino tier performance
>salvatore esposito Bossi was right
>>142224930what mongoloid wrote this?
>>142224668First good thing Ghisolfi does after trying to sign Le Fée.
I knew it was over for italy when the manager started making excuses and not taking responsibility.
>>142224930Curpa de faggiolo x2
>>142224957people make fun of players they know about
>>142224930Chiellini (Milan academy) and Bonucci (Inter academy) doe
>>142225015Angeliño staying is good actually. Quality player who can defend quite well despite his size, can actually cross the ball, has grit, and seems to not be a complete retard in his choices
>>142225050Opinions on Ghisolfi pulling a 20m masterclass for Chiesa?
Yesterday match was a humiliation ritual
>>142225036even scotland got more shit than us, and we are an historically successful football nation, we should have everyone making fun of us.
>>142225090>historically successful football nationWho could forget about the 2 WCs won thanks to Mussolini, or the amazing 1982 run where the best player was a motherfucking cheater who was supposed to be disqualified, or actually the impressively achieved 2006 where Italy managed to refball fucking Australia out of all the nations
>>142199409The thing is as shite as that midfield was they had legs to chase down and press. The midfield last night was an injured Barella, a guy who hasn't played all year because he's a retard (it was his 5th fucking cap anyway) and Chris Tante who I shall not elaborate on further. 2016 Fiorenzo is far better than today's DiLo. Di Schigoglio is about the same level as SES. I rate Scamacca but yesterday I would have done the same job up front, he meandered about like a junkie looking for spare coins. At least Retegui won a few headers.
>>142190616>>142190679>>142190685>>142190709>>142190799>>142190896>>142195672>>142196949>>142197397>>142197630>>142198924>>142200501>>142200931>>142201190>>142201892>>142201912>>142222116>>142222933>>142223015>>142224050
>k-kurpa de inter>k-kurpa de jorginho
>>142225140>Fagioli can't defend>"mmmhhhh let's put Mancini and Di Lorenzo behind him">Barella was ded>"mmhhh let's let him play instead of at least putting Folorunsho for a minute"Spalletti is a retard
>>142225173Very well, now show the ratings for the rest of the team
>>142225061I think Chiesa is great when he's in good form.Not sure what the lineup with him would look like though. Since the budget is tight, I think a dribbly drobbly winger is not our top priority.We definitely need some muscle up front, it is way too lightweight at the moment, especially with Lukaku gone and Abraham being the only forward left
>>142225212That wouldn't help you the way you think it would, only well rated Juventus player is the future bbilan goat Chiesa
>>142225050Angeliño staying is good IF he's not the starter. Or at least if you get another player capable to play in that spot in matches where's he's not dwarfed by the first normal sized ngubu.
>>142225249>That wouldn't help you the way you think it wouldIf Chiesa was underwhelming and Fagioli was Jorginho-tier, why are you so unwilling of showing the others? Barella and Darmian were incredible, weren't they?
>>142225213Scamacca is muscular enough, you just need to decide how to field him>lukaku style striker who only enters the box on counterattacks and drops deep to play the anchorfine, but you either need a very very mobile second striker or midfielders who try runs from behind>old school tap in merchant that forces the defenders in a low blockfine, but you now have one less player available for build up so you need to figure out ways to create number advantage on the flanks.I would also like to add that the mere presence of Scamacca in Coverciano makes me want to walk into a shopping mall with an explosive vest and that as soon as a barely passable striker developes he should be banished forever.
>>142225284Your discord friends already exposed the injured barella and the 34 year old darmian so there's no need to mention them further
>>142225283>where's he's not dwarfed by the first normal sized ngubu.Angeliño is incredibly tanky and relentless, I think he really holds his own even against players way bigger than him. Reminds me of Cufré a bit
>>142225316Anything to say about Chiellini, Bonucci (jewe legends) refballing against England and Del Piero, Buffon, Grosso and Camoranesi (jewe legends) refballing against Australia? Surely there must be a coincidence
Oh and don't forget jewe legend Giuseppe Rossi who was disqualified but still took part to the 1982 WC.Every single international trophy there were jewe trophies Shitaly refballed hard. Hard.Hard.
sphincter block status?
>>142225187Who should be there ahead of Mancini? As for Di Lorenzo I'd like to apologise for trying to defend him, he should've been taken off at 15 mins and I mean that truly and seriously. The fact a player like Folorunsho is even in the national team is a sad indictment of the state of Italian football. If he was Spanish, English, German or French he'd be on the beach instead of on the bench. Never good enough.
>>142225426Folorunsho = Mainoo doe
>>142225307I was talking about Roma anon
If you support Shitaly, no matter what nation you are from, you are a subhuman
>>142225426>Who should be there ahead of Mancini?Gabbia had a great second half of the season
>picking any defenders from a team that conceded 49 goals in a season in their league season
>>142225118Ah yeah, the 1938 French world cup won thanks to the notorious dictator Benoit Mussoliní
>>142225424Blocking juve redditor's ability to cheer for it's national team since 2020 >>142225346Even with the refball in mind they got carried hard by Bastoni and Barella
bossnia more mindbroken and fat than ever kekimagine sending 6 of yours, fucking up heavily, and then blaming one of the best players while posting anonymous report cards taken from who knows what godforsaken shithole
>>142225426Gallo - Calafiori - Buongiorno - Kayodeif you don't want to play 3atb they should be the defence of team that qualifies and plays in the next WC, very much unironically. Zanotti and Missori could end up taking the starting spot on the right.
>>142225565The point is that every trophy won by Shitaly woth jewe playeds was rebfallex
Blud is having a stroke :skull:
Supporting your NT is the ultimate onions move
>>142225579>even remotely considering fielding Cocki understand desperation but let's not lose our sanity here
It's very simple
>>142225652now post 2010, 2014, 2018 and 2022 lmao
2010, 2014, 2018 and 2022 lmao
>>142225652Post 2010, 2014, 2018 and 2022
>>142225652>1934 and 1938Refballed thanks to Mussolini>1968Refballed thanks to the coin flip>1982Refballed thanks to a player who was supposed to be disqualified for cheating>2006Refballed against Australia>2020Refballed against England, missing red card for Chiellini and offside goal by Bonucci
>>142225667there was no blocco Juve in those years indeed
>>142225652But current squad has 4 juve players too...
>>142225707Please see this post >>142225697
Next OP should be this post >>142225697
I actually have a lot of respect for the finnbro since even he admitted that most of the Inter players fucking sucked in these last matches
>>142225734I have a lot of respect for dirty shitalians who admit their shitty NT won trophies by stealing
>>142225568Ironic you'd call me mind broken when you've been seething hard all this time over Sborrletti coopting the "blocco" term and using it to describe the team backbone made out of Inter players
>>142225749Any reaction to this image?
I love Gravina bros, so based
>>142225756My reaction is that shitalians are subhumans who know nothing other than stealing raping and being racist
What do they put in the water in Bosnia/Croatia that makes them bark this loudly without every actually biting?
in every other team sports having a U17, U19 and U20 champs would give you the certainty of having the backbone of a golden generation that could span a decade, Calcio is the only midwit sport where people will complain about muh kids physicality despite being one of the faggiest sports.
"Io penso che ci sia un calcio fisico, un calcio tecnico e un calcio relazionale. Quest’ultimo è quello che fa venire meglio quello fisico e quello tecnico. Se si diventa una squadra, oltre che undici buoni calciatori, migliora il gioco e si ottengono dei risultati. È quello che voglio fare con la Nazionale."Luciano Spalletti, SportWeek, Dicembre 2023
>>142225788Opinions on this you fucking subbuman >>142225697
>>142225788post the fratessi pick
>>142225754It's not like Spalletti isn't more bipolar than my ex girlfriend>constantly praises how well the Inter block is doing>proceeds to throw them under the bus after his humiliation
https://x.com/i/status/1807325340726972517I NEED A HERO
>>142225769Well, you still lost apparently. Losing against incompetence hurts, doesn't it?
>>142225734Finnbro is too pure to realize that giving you a finger means he's losing the entire arm. But no, it was bastoni and barella who lost the euros for shitaly, not chiesa and (so aptly named for the fanbase supporting him) fagioli
>>142225824I'm not english you fucking subhuman>>142225831It's people who still cry for the 39 pigs who died in Heysel what you fo expeft
>>142225818I would webm this immediately but unfortunately I'm not home at the moment
>>142225831Everyone apart from Donnarumma and Calafiori (with maybe Zaccagni included) fucking sucked, be honest for a good minute.
>>142225854>>142225854>>142225854>>142225854>>142225854
>>142225697Trvth bombardamento
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