Early stoppage edition
When do the good fights start?
N
Barriault to replace ortega
early thread edition
Did someone walk out to still tippin?
cub with that mike jones 2183308004
Lmao ortega is such a bitch.
>>142207063All my boys have lost so far
>cub swanson is a mansource?
Olivi feet
>>142207208
olivi feet
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM
>>142207063Just having straight non-gay fun with my straight friends watching the straightest sport in the world
Fili heems
Wish the Irish poster from F1 posted in heem. :^(
LET'S FUCKING GO CUBBY!
You cazzies don't know Ige but you will by the end of the nightHe matches up well with Lopes. He can unironically heem him even on short notice and he has good defensive jitz. i pick him
these are two just bleed boomers
>>142207197do NOT post Natsupoi on a cesspool like a /heem/ gamethread
>>142207241that's a girl btw
>>142207241damn fight fairy a beast
>>142207139I need mg b. I already have some preexisting bladder conditions so i really have to be nerdy about this
>>142207229Olivi everything, ESPECIALLY her nose
>yo danny, you looking mad good nigga. you finna fight tonight. get dressed.
>>142207063Fuck Dana
Cub in 2
>>142207241god i haven't seen her posted in a while
>>142207241cute boy wish that was me penor he was suckling
>>142207241if this isnt a girl i think imma start sucking dick no homo
Fili got that aura fr fr fr
>>142207267>good defensive jitzforgetting that KZ made him look like a retard on the ground and Mitchell grapplefucked him?
EMERGENCY LAST MINUTE ALTERNATE PICKSAlex Pereira vs. Jiri ProchazkaDan Ige vs. Diego LopesAnthony Smith vs. Roman DolidzeMayra Bueno Silva vs. Macy ChiassonIan Machado Garry vs. Michael Page
>le 34 year old prospect
>>142207063What's this ring girls name?
>>142207241>banana with no real thickness>still scraping the shit out of it with her teethThat's a pass from me, big dog.
>get a you>its the bot
>>142207322aura of a bum
That announcer is trying his hardest on that Joe Rogan impersonation lmao
>>142207241Most heterosexual Swedish man
>>142207277gay trans man now, actually.
Fili's hair seems like it's in the terrible length were he's trying to grow it out but it looks like absolute shit for about 6 months
>>142207275I'm afraid it's too late
>>142207239C U L T U R E
Fuck is ortega's proble
>>142207334ProchazkaLopesSmifSilvaPage
>2024 >cub swanson
>>142207334AlexLopessmiffSilvaCuckboy
>>142207367joshi are a blessing
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
intelbong... Canada kneels for me
>>142207334PereiraLopesSmiffBueno SilvaGarry
ortega was too afraid to face goddard after this mogging
>>142207241>>142207364imagine how small the window was to look that cute
>>142207394Lmaoing at those stubby legs
>>142207334POATANDIEGOSMIFFCHIASSONMYWIFE'SSON GARRY
>>142207334alexlopezsmiffsilvagarry
FUCK DIN THOMAS JIMINY CRICKET ASS NIGGA
Stream @@@@@@@Bongstream.live/fightsBongstream.live/fights-2
>>142207334poatanlopessmithchiassonmvp
Main about to start and arena still empty
NEW IMAGE DIMENSION JUST DROPPED/^810x341$//^810x339$//^1020x632$//^1015x632$//^1006x632$//^1080x283$/
>>142207341I call them all chandella
>>142207497It's an arms race
Doo is mesmerized
Come on Cub you shot old man pull off a win for me pleaseeeee
wasn't lopes already pissed that the fight was moved to lightweight?
>>142207497real one b
>>142207334Jiri ProchazkaDiego LopesRoman DolidzeMayra Bueno Silva Michael PageJoe and the gang were talking about Ortega fight not 10 minutes ago, maybe I'm coping thinking it's still on...
>>142207497Where do I paste these?
andre touch me feel me until you get your satisfaction
>>142207401several denizens are thinking this
>>142207497just filter all mass replies like i do anon, there is never a single mass reply post worth reading in any thread ever
>>142207241We out here straight bros
>>142207492Why can't crowds just stop being depressing man, feels like a pickup street basketball game.
>>142207334JiriLopesSmithChiassonGarry
Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
>>142207497For me it's filtering mass replies and the comment
>>142207512the three fridges
>>142207331undersizedhe doesn't get subbed, lopes is not a dominant wrestlefucker he's' a sub snatcher
>>142207334>Alex Pereira>Diego Lopes>Anthony Smith>Macy Chiasson>Michael Page
>>142207334PEREIRALopesDolidzeSilvaMVP
>thats a lot of black p-aint
>>142207532They have an obligation to say it's still on until it's 100% confirmed that's it's off or Ige has signed the contract and weighed in
>>142207543nice big swing and pits
>>142207534https://www.4chan-x.net/
>>142207546or just filter all phone fag filenames
>>142207364she has a pussy so don’t care what she calls herself
>>142207534you need the 4chanx browser extension. its in settings>filter drop down>image dimensions
>>142207497Extremely based anon, thank you
Who won the round? I was shitposting the whole time?
>>142207551i need more b. keep going. im 4 gins into the night and the effects are wearing off. give me another high with this tomboy. lieterally begging
>>142207334AlexDAN "50K" IGESmiffChiassonGarry
is it me or is cub doing decently and that was a close round?commentary acting like he's getting washed
Is this the real thread? shit is slow as fuck
>>142207334PereiraLopesSmithSilvaVenom
>>142207334PereiraLopesSmiffSilvaMachado
>>142207546I don't know how to do that
>>142207619Honestly no one
>>142207629>igeon 2 hours short notice? gtfo
>>142207334PereiraLopesDolidzeChiassonGarry
>>142207334pereiralopesdolidzebueno silvapage
>>142207624
>>142207621What is this gay shit?! Where's the fucking finish, you cocksucking fuck?
there is no way dan ige is taking this fight
>>142207570This
>>142207594u rite Braxton
the flushing of joe pyfer is up next
>>142207334PoophandOrtegaSmiffSilvaPage
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>142207334Jiri ProchazkaDiego LopesAnthony "The" SmithMacy ChiassonIan Machado Garry
BOO THESE NIGGAS PENIS
>>142207334PereiraLopesDolidzeFuck you gonna make me pick? Bueno I guess fuck it.PageI WANT Ian Garry to lose, badly. Only reason I say Page.Add my cat to screencaps if accurate. They predicted the Strickland upset win by unanimous decision.
>>142207624You know I always got your back
This is getting quite gay.
>>142207702Kek
What's going on with Ige? I walked away and come back and he's replacing Ortega? Huh????
ortega bros...
>>142207334PringlesA standBambiAperitif Diogo
>>142207334jiri lopessmithbueno silvamvp
>>142207723what a lonely lonely faggot. no friends. just cats. lmao. no one to watch fights with. just take pictures of your 10 cats.
i'm glad there is wmma on the main card today, i need to have a shit and a shower at some point this morning
>>142207630yeah idk what that was about desu
>
are we the gay ones for watching these men wrestle and enjoy it?
>>142207702I will never not find it ironic that the El Paso shooter was complaining about Mexicans without a single shred of irony
This is all mind games by Ortega
i just want a girl to suck and fuck me then leave me alone and i don't want to pay for it
"ha-ha" - Jon Anik
a surprisingly careful fight for two guys who are supposed to be dawlgs
>>142207688Don't know her.
>>1422077786 cats idiot
>>142207790goob scared
>>142207778who are you watching the fights with lol
>>142207793You are, this is why K-1 is better
>>142207334ALEXLOPESSMITH MACYMVP
What's the name Cub short for?
>>142207778literally nothing wrong with having cats pal
>>142207334AlexLopesSmiffSilvaGarry
>>142207728you're trying to get grown men erect on saturday night. kys now. today. now!>>142207830implying there aren't more off camera you little cock sucking faggot . toxoplasmosis cock sucker. incel buy more cats hooooooboyyy my heckin caterino!!! here kitty kitty need more updooooots !!!!
>>142207808Same but Brendan Schaub
haha I meant Cub will be gassed in 2
*ahem*
>>142207793crazy to think garth cucked bisping
>>142207855grizzly bear cub
>>142207855Cubert
>>142207334ProchazkaLopesSmithChiassonPage
>>142207857Rock is so swole even scaled down his arms are huge
>>142207334Jiri ProchazkaDiego LopesAnthony SmithMacy ChiassonMichael PageI can’t get an emergency cat pick right now you’ll just have to use my original pic
>>142207793nah, it's not gay to have a man suck your dick it's gay if you suck a man's dick. Those are the rules. And if you ever want to suck a man's dick you just say no homo.
OOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>142207334PoatanLopesSmithChiassonGarry
>>142207855Cubward
>>142207808Try hamplanets brazza, they're perfect for you
>>142207756it's just an epic r*ddit prank
>>142207843literally getting ready to go to the bar. you lonely faggots got triggered badly. you can't even imagine having a friend. just internet and cats. >>142207856toxoplasmos faggot low testostoner incel.you're all dysgenic freaks. you wont get laid today. none of you cat fags. LMAO. have fun cat fags. only pussy youll ever get
>>142207551>>142207728Just found a few pics of hers and was not surprised that the one clear show of her vag is from when she's on the rag. lmfao
who up happin they ace
>Ige the type to answer his phone when his boss calls him on his day off
Alex Pereira Diego LopesRoman DolidzeMacy ChiassonMichael Page
>>142207855Cubing
>>142207808>>>/soc/
>>142207874>i won't fight robert whittaker>give me diego lopes
>>142207855Cubingsworth
>>142207334PereiraIgeSmithSilvaGarry
do people really watch womens sports ?
>>142207920you sound low classenjoy your night
>>142207904Kinda gay tbqh
>>142207934I would give all these ladies my consensual penis
>>142207334Jiri ProchazkaDan IgeAnthony Smith Macy ChiassonMichael Page
>>142207963yes but they're viewing it sexually
>>142207334JerryDanny GaySmifSilvaMvp
>>142207334Jiřà ProcházkaDiego LopesAnthony SmithMayra Bueno SilvaMichael Page
>>142207334PereiraLopesSmithSilvaMVP
My girlfriend went to see her mother today and said to me "what will you jerk off to this afternoon hihihi". Is it normal for girls to not care about us jerking off or what? Am I lucky? We fuck almost every day and shes always down too...
>>142207934imagine the smell... holys got a big clit remember?
>>142207934do you think any of them have tight asthetically pleasing pussy lips. i feel like from all the testosterone they all got flabby loose skin pussy flaps.
>>142207334jirilopessmiffsilvagarry
>>142207998post her face and tits and i'll tell you
>>142207977no one's forcing you to suck dick.
>>142207986oh yeah what happens to the picks since ortega is out
>>142207334PEREIRALOPESSMIFFBUENO SILVAMACHADO GARRY
>>142207334JiriLopesDolidzeSilvaGarry
>>142207998must be a ladyboy thing
>>142207998Your gf is going to the favella to fuck her real man brazil bro, I'm so sorry. She was baiting you into saying something so she'd feel less like the bad guy.
kek cub kneed his head and you could hear a woman yell "again" and he did it again. based.
Tren Citybros please tell me I'm being trolled. Just got off work and I'm seeing that the fight is off. Me and the boys paid $90 for this shit.
>>142207904anyone else like penis but not men?
>>142207920I'm typing with a cat baby inside my robe sleeping lol. But I have a pawg girlfriend that would suck me while I watch the fights if I felt like it...
>>142207998Next time ask for pics of her mom before she leaves
>>142207998it was a test, you needed to say "thoughts of you" or some gay shit like that
>>142207874
>>142208048
>>142207334>Alex Pereira>Diego Lopes>Roman Dolidze>Mayra Bueno Silva>Michael Page
>>142207334Alex PereiraDiego LopesRoman DolidzeMacy ChiassonMichael Page
>>142208041I'm doing them again. I still have the original picks if it turns out Ortega is IN
>>142207998you must be <22 years of age
>>142207334PereiraLopesSmiffBueno SilvaMVP
>>142207963yes I watch women's beach volleyball
>>142207334poatane-gaysmiffsilvaMVP
>>142207334JiriLopesRomanBueno SilvaIMG
>>142207334Fuck man. What happened to orfaggot?The ShamanHuexicanIs MythWhocares Bueno (wmma should not count)PVZ
>>142207334JiriDanny GaySmiffMBSGarry
Can't be touched, can't be stoppedCan't be moved, can't be rockedCan't be shook, we hotWhen will you niggas learn?
>>142207334PereiraIgeDolideSilvaPage
>>142207963if I do, I watch for boobs. And also butts.
>>142207979You would gas out ten seconds in to the first round.
>>142207963Yeah
>>142207334>Alex Pereira>Diego Lopes>SMIFF>Mayra Bueno Silva>Ian Machado Garry
>>142208147feet for me
>>142207929All right but Page. Let your emotion bias you again. Tsk Tsk.This fight will be a decision. And Ian is getting the push even though everybody hates him. Play to win Anon
Honestly this may be a split decision because as much as the commentators are sucking off Fili, his running away while Swanson walks him down the entire fight is bad optics.
>>142207922she was/is autistic and stopped taking her meds. Some bitch snitched to her parent's and they ended up finding out, and put her back on her meds. She had a tumblr where she went trans, and but is still into men so she called herself a gay transman and then she baleeted everything and has gone dark
>>142207334PereiraLopesSmithMBSMVP
pretty good fight
anti-heem gloves
Swanson won that shit.
Cub should get this
Fili fought like a bitch
Fili is a faggot
>>142208094ah mb i see them
>>142208141Women need to learn to run away from those situations
>>142207963>>142208156Yes
>>142208083yes, swebro?
Do we at heem.com like Cubson?
fili is a bum
on skibidi this card sucks
>>142208208and won
>>142207998tell her gay porn
wut?
anik acting like the decision isn't getting rigged right now, nice try faggot but i see through your cover
>>142208141RJJ was an underappreciated musician.
>>142207334but it's not even confirmed bro how are you making new picks?alexigesmiffbueno mvp
>>142208184Wtf? Sounds like the kind of chick that Negative XP was talking about.
Fili got beat up on the feet for 80% and spammed weak take downsCub won objectively
TOUCHY
>>142208246I'm gonna be watching a lot more next year
>>142208287???
fili won by walking backwards and hugging
>>142208193Tsk tsk tsk another foolish emotion picker. Gary is getting the push, even though everyone hates him. And this fight WILL be a decision. That means Gary gets the W.I'm sorry anon, that's just the way it is. RIP to your gains, do better
>>142207334Alex PereiraDiego LopesAnthony SmithMayra Bueno SilvaMichael Page
Robbery.
>>142208307only in the second round
touchy robby
You cannot beat Fili coming off a los
>>142208287talmbout 2 hours notice?
>>142208287Bait and switch. Everyone who paid for this horse shit got scammed.
>>142208141at first I thought they were pajeets but noticed there was no slapping and the guys looked scary
>adelaide byrdit is over
i had it for Swanson
HEEM ROBBERY
>>142208246go away
Gay fight gay decision
>>142208322shartles got an ugly bitch
Confirmed robbery
ORTEGA OFFICIALLY OUTHIGH FEVER
Cub won that shit
>DC laughing
Fili lost but was given the win because Cub is almost retiredUFC controls the judges, but thats obviousSqueezee every little last bit of juice
cubby riggy
>>142207998Might be, or she could trapping you. I guess you have to wait and find out.
>>142208287
Robed
BASED FITTY KAY
But who won the story?
prolly 2-1 Cub desu Adelaide Byrd actually correct
holy fuck THE danny gay????
UNPRECEDENTEDNPRECIDENTED
>>142208287Why the fuck can't anyone stay in their fucking fight?
>>142208327lol
>>142207334>last alternate pickWhat kind of newfaggot shit is this /HEEM/?
PRELIMS WE WATCHING NOW OVER ONBrettyGood (dot) coomJOIN US
dan ige deserves a bmf title shot for this
HE DID IT
Byrd the Bitch tries to strikes again, but as usual can only turn a UD into a SD
DANNY "50 GAY" GAY
IT'S HAPPENING IT'S HAPPENING BASED IGE BASED IGE BASED IGE BASED IGE BASED IGE BASED IGE BASED IGE BASED IGE BASED IGE BASED IGE BASED IGE BASED IGE BASED IGE BASED IGE BASED IGE BASED IGE BASED IGE BASED IGE BASED IGE BASED IGE BASED IGE BASED IGE BASED IGE BASED IGE BASED IGE BASED IGE BASED IGE BASED IGE BASED IGE BASED IGE
cut that pussy faggot ortega
>>142208331MVP is catching him with one of those meme upside down elbows ;D
TOTAL ORTEGA DEATH
ORTEGA OUTKEK WHAT A BITCH
Dan Ige is based
so ortega couldn't make weight because he's sick
>>142208413don't worry, Filli is 100% losing his next one
Holy shit what a fucking downgrade from Ortega
>>142208409Falkor
>>142208287did Dana just call him real quick and tell him to come over and fight? wtf
>joe's reaction kek
DANNY GAY SAVES THE DAY
>>142208420Ortega is out. I've done it before when there's a last minute pullout
>>142207334JiriLopesSmithSilvaGarry
161lbs lets fucking go give them the 165 belt Dana
>>142208371Bro she's out of his league lmao
DANNY GAY
Kneel. Have a good one boys
>>142208419KWABOTY
This is the most cursed card in UFC history.
kinda based from both e-gay and lopes
DAN IGER
MAJOR HESPECT TO DANNY GAY
IGE
>that DM to HunterHoly based.
DAN IGE HE GREATNOT GAYLETS GO DANNY ICE!
50k
>>142207334>jiri>diego>smiff>silva>mvp
>>142208506joker gooby wasn't just a meme
>>142208481
not really fair for lopes due to the weight, but whatever. I still think he can pull it off.
danny gay?
Ortega deserves to get narc'd.
this card is so fucking cursed
>Dan E. Gay
I hope Lopez gets heemed. Needs to be put in his place trying to fight 20lb above his weight class.
>>142207334JiriDanny GayDolidzeChiassonMVP
Dan Ige ran to the arena from his couch
>>142208481Love women so much its unreal
OH DANNY GAYTHE PIPES THE PIPES ARE CALLIN
from the embeddeds, i can just tell Ortega is no longer hungry for it. dudes just being happy spending time with his family.
>>142208495hes a superstar ufc champion favelamaxxed fightermaxxeddoesn't matter if he looks like shit and has an iq of 75, he can get bitches
Ortega is smart for this. Why fight number 14 as 3
>>142207334PereiraLopesSmithSilvaGarry
dan ige won(beat bryce mitchel)
Pereira by KO in any round at +140 a good bet?
>>142208499
>wait until rogan finds outLMAO I love DC's banter
Real fighters man
SSL handshake error?
ige and lopes are both real ones
KWAB Ortega
t-shitty. fuck the eagle respect for ige, alwasy a real one
Joe looks so happy
>Brito beat Lopes on the contender series>begs to fight Dan Ige motherfucker after every win>Lopes gets the fight on the shortest notice
OLIVI
T city is 9 inches deep in Halle berry right now he won
kek i love this sportyou don't get this random ass shit in other sports
>>142207334PoatanIgeSmiffMayraPage
(((Jeff Mullen)))
Fili SUCKS man
>>142208549BRETTYGOOD (dot) Coom
>>142208593Hell yeah, that's pretty much guaranteed unless the ref screws you by declaring it a mere tko
TKO ERA
>>142207334PereiraLopesSmiffChiassonGarry
ortega is a bum
CUT ORTEGA
>>142208499I kneel.
>>142207334>poatan>diego>roman>silva>machado
>>142207334>JIRI>iGAY>SMIFF>WMMA ARGHHH (SILVA)>Ian "Im gonna suck the bulls cum out of my wifes pussy" Machado
This corrupt geezer gets to talk to Megan?
>Brian Ortega medically unable to fightWhat?? He just missed weight like a fucking clown
>>142208317White-sistas, are we back?
CUT THIS BUM
>>142208332Yet again! Another emotional biaslet letting their fees fees dictate their choices.This fight will be a decision, and Ian Garry is getting the DANA handicap, not Black Naruto Page. That's just the sad truth.It doesn't matter that he's a cuck and he makes you want to punch your dad. Do better, anon.
>>142207334JiriLopesSmiffSilvaMVP
>>142207334>CHAMA>LOPES>SMIFF>MBS>MVP
Literally WWE tier
Is the casting crew literally on drugs right now?All their interactions are so fucking stupid and cringe and they're making weird noises and mistakes that aren't common
PICKING IGE YOU HEARD IT HERE FIRST
Danny Gay chads we fucking RISE
lol Ortega is so fucking flushed
>>142208633why isn't it loaded? you really gonna get caught lackin like this? you'd lose the story against a home invader worse than smiff did
WWE-tier situation
>>142207334PereiraLopezSmithSilvaPage
>>142208668Why? For missing weight on a short notice fight or for having a fucking fever?
OLIVI SEX
>>142207334JIRILOPESSMITHSILVAGARRY
i'm tired of this era of unserious bums who just drop out whenever they feel like it
>>142208638Would
>>142208685He had a fever and a tummy ache apparently
Danny Gay better win
So Ortega is gonna get cut right
if i was Diego and Ige, i'd ask uncle dana for a big fat fucking bonus for saving this shitshow
>>142208566Kek
Bet big on Hakeem by decision against Swanson and lost a bet I thought I clearly wonBet big on Swanson by decision and lost again Why can't a split just go in my favour?
>>142207334PoatanLopesSmiffSilvaMachado
LMFAO WHAT ARE WE DOING ABOUT PICKS?
>>142207334PereiraIgeSmithBueno SilvaGarry
>>142208499Please mate tell me Gane’s next fight
>>142208725lmao it isIt's like when HBK was commissioner and would show up once every 6 months to dunk on Vince.
they would 100% have had to offer refunds if they had no replacement for the comaini bet they worked their asses off tfor this lmao
Give this man a title shot Dana!!
>>142208745He'd better kill himself
>>142208633All you gun cucks have to watch this shit in the garage kek
>>142208761its joever
>>142208725Coke nose Olivi looking rawlf b….
>>142208756They probably did
>>142208759based aemond chad
All Ortega picks are officially Danny Gay picks now
>>142208690It's not Ortega's fault the UFC card keep their original card together.
>>142208752lol no. This wont even affect his top 5 ranking. It's not like he lost a fight.
Whatever happened to Jack Hermansson? He beat Joe Pyfer and disappeared again. Fights once every 5 years.
>>142208752he's moving to lightweight anyway
>>142208476doo lives in vegas. i wonder if he was in the arena watching the fights kek
>>142208761there's still 2 minutes to amend it before joe pyfer heems
Shrimp spammy is so buttmad I keep reporting him kek
>>142208776i was waiting for mullen to announce a ladder match
why would they cut ortega ? poofc still employs bums like arloski
>>142207334poatanLopezSmithSilvamvp
>>142208668this but unironically
>>142208761picks? fuck your picks
BE JOE PYFER
>>142208756How would you be two people?
>>142208779>they would 100% have had to offer refunds if they had no replacement for the comainNo they wouldnt, retard. Dont ever post here again.
>>142208803Talmbout Jack "The Joker" B?
>stream heemed
>>142208759Greenshits OUT
>>142208668IN TINY PIECES AND FEED HIM TO DOGS.
>>142208823read that in his voice
>>142208796>It's not Ortega's fault the UFC card keep their original card together.
which of you fucking faggots is thishttps://x.com/theufcstats/status/1807107394234650882?s=46&t=Sope3Hf30nAOqzKEwyhngQ
BE JOE PFIZER
>>142208752no it was short notice he stepped in they'll be pissed he pulled out last minute though and make him fight some killer next fight
>pulls out for a tummyachenot a warrior
>yfw Diego Lopes has to pull out
>>142208817Arlovski got robbed
kino walk out is linkin park boomer now?
>>142208438Why would he? Because sometimes he he heems plumbers fresh off from work? Tsk tsk anon. You clearly have no skin in the game.
>>142208849dana is going to feed him to a killer next fight for pulling this shit
Danny GAY
>>142208499imagine kneeling to some shit this fag pulled off twitter
>>142208829>How would you be two people?how did einstein do thought experiments?
T-clitty had a fever owww my head it's hot
Dana should make Ortega finish out his contract in Slap.
>>142208862Image left containment a long time ago lad
>>142208869ige vs dolidze finna bang
Ige is a much much tougher fight for Diego even on like 3 hours notice
>>142208483sorry my b bro
>>142207334PereiraIgeDolidzeChiassonMVP
>>142208846Imagine supporting this uncle fucking monkey
>>142208869Don't post this mtfk here. So disappointed in this little niggas career.
Diego Lopes is out now and Tony Ferguson is IN!
>>142208882sydney is a 5 with tits
>>142208855Meant to write can't but I'm CTE'd from taking too many heemings past my prime.
>>142208836yes they would don't talk shit to me i'll beat you up i'm not saying i would heem you i'm saying i would beat you up so you would feel every punishing blow ok? pussy
whats some good streams for later when the main card starts?
Ortega is a multi millionaire he does what the fuck he wants cazzies
>>142208693YOU JUST KNOW
Going to hit tonight. I can feel it.
>>142207334>>142201976>>142202011>>142202080>>142095352Poatan LopesDolidzeSilvaMVP
>>142207334JiriLopezDolidzeBueno Silva MVP
>>142208907dan ige is perfect for these type of fights because he will never be a champion
>>142207904yep nothing gay about this >>>/hm/2630518
>>142208829Schizo.
>>142208862hmm
>>142208761>>142207334
>>142207334JiriLopesDolidzeSilvaPage
>>142208887A man needs a name. Quickly, please.
>>142208933ur about to trigger so many women-worshipping simps rn bro, get down and take cover
>>142207334jiriigedolidzesilvamvp
>>142207334JerryLopesSMIFFMayra "The Female" SilvaMVP
>>142208976History will justify us
Danny Gay is a much harder fight than that brittle brain damaged Ortega
>>142208938based and flushpilled
>>142208976Based.
>Pyfer stuck in the jacketSperg lmao
Obviously I'm picking my man Danny Gay for coming in clutch last minuteRide or die motherfuckers
>>142208914Leffen is like a living caricature of what you would describe if you wanted to make fun of someone from Finland
> Hey Hunter, I weigh 40lbs more than this guy. Please give me a shot. I know I can beat him.
i would cum buckets if pyfer gets knocked the fuck out. hate that phillyfag.
>tomorrow night, fuck the fight. I'm coming straight for them tacos
ufc has been dogshit for 2 months desu what the fuck
>>142208933Coming from a gay man, I don't care
>>142207334AlexDiegoRomanMacyMichael
the punch cube is bullshit btw
>>142208939Tell me what UFCs in Vegas you've been to.I've been to 4.
>mvp garry moved to prelimskek what ???
>>142207226Same. This card is cursed. We’re going to get a controversial stoppage in the main card aren’t we.
Jack Hermansson>Francis Ngannou
>>142209054What makes you say that bud
>>142208992I say what needs to be said, and sydney isnt even good looking compared to previous hollywood titcows. Has that weird droopy zoomer face. Billie Eilish has her beat just for sheer titty size too.
This doo nickname power bottom
Dan Ige is my main boy. I prophesied he would receive a high ranked opponent the other day. He will win.
>>142209064no?
>>142208926if he didn't need to serve for 2 years he would've been a beast for sure crazy they can't find someone to pay them out of service to continue fighting
Is Leaf Frog had better kill this ginger dork
>>142208933she's like a 6 or 7 with make up.
>>142209016based Dan Ige bro
>>142208184What was her tumblr. Got any more content. Drop me a mega or a link bro im suffering my sexual desires right here ERHGJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJ!!!!!!!!111111111111111
>i have a fever :(take some fucking tylenol
this is our actual leaf. prepare to witness
>>142209064They need time to prep Danny Gay. Get him some shorts and gloves
Is Hunter Campell the one whose daughter is an insta thot or is that Mick Maynard?
>>142209059imagine paying hundreds of dollars to watch little ant sized dudes fight or to just crane your neck up to watch it on a jumbo screen.
PHILLY STAND UPFISHTOWN WHATS GOOD
>>142209089look it up on google m8
>>142209088>high ranked>#15
Andrei Arlovski and Michelle Waterson were pretty big names when I started watching MMA, and they were now on the early prelims for this card? And both lost? I'm getting old
>a leafughhh this is going to be embarrassing and boring. Why are leaf fighters so terrible?
i'm going to permaheem myself and all of you if joe wins
>>142207334PereiraLopesDolidzeMayra Bueno SilvaPage
>>142209088he is ahead of lopez in the rankings
powerbar like the candy?
Fresh out of the Turkish hair transplant clinic
>>142209089
>>142209108It was a short notice at a different weight either wayo
>>142208525GSP will never suit hair.
HEEM THIS PHILLYFAG
>>142209122philly burbs reporting in
>>142209059>specifies vegas like a poof lmaoooooo you gayboy shut up
canada do we got this?
>>142209078[refuses to elaborate]pyfers a can btw
>>142209122>fishtownhipster
>>142207334AlexDiegoSmithMacyMVP
Can't wait to see Pyfers tears, win or lose.
>another CANadiancut every fucking leaf in the UFC
>>142207334It stays the same for meAlex PereiraDiego LopesRoman DolidzeMayra Bueno SilvaIan Machado Garry
>>142209121Hundreds?
Low t illegal city
>>142209023really? wasnt aware of that many racially ambigious chinks over there
>>142209084It's okay to be a faggot anon (not)
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM DEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD
PHILLY HEEM
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEM
>>142209110what?
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEMBE JOE PYFER AGAIN BROS WE'RE BACK
people make fun of costas hair transplant but look at Pyfer's
HHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM DEAD
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM DEAD
JOE NGANNOU
FUCKING DEAD
Canadians can't fuckin fight
SLEEPY
BE JOE PYFER!
Wtf.
>>142209190i re-iterate
DAT NIGGA DED
HEEM SLEEPY
Québec / Canada Français au rapport!
Canadabros, not like this.
>>142208537It's very brave and risky considering he's a future star. His stock skyrockets if he wins.
FUCKING BASED HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM
gingers are the most powerful race
Lmao
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM
HEEEM PHILLY >HEEEM PHILLY HEEEM PHILLY >HEEEM PHILLY HEEEM PHILLY >HEEEM PHILLY HEEEM PHILLY >HEEEM PHILLY HEEEM PHILLY >HEEEM PHILLY HEEEM PHILLY >HEEEM PHILLY HEEEM PHILLY >HEEEM PHILLY HEEEM PHILLY >HEEEM PHILLY HEEEM PHILLY >HEEEM PHILLY HEEEM PHILLY >HEEEM PHILLY HEEEM PHILLY >HEEEM PHILLY HEEEM PHILLY >HEEEM PHILLY HEEEM PHILLY >HEEEM PHILLY HEEEM PHILLY >HEEEM PHILLY HEEEM PHILLY >HEEEM PHILLY HEEEM PHILLY >HEEEM PHILLY HEEEM PHILLY >HEEEM PHILLY HEEEM PHILLY >HEEEM PHILLY HEEEM PHILLY >HEEEM PHILLY
damn i guess he does punch hard
ZEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM
JOE NIGGERBO NIGGER
>>142207334JIRILopesSmif ChiassonMachado
alright, I'm gonna go back to being joe pyfer
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM DEADY
hon hon ze poutine
>>142208924>supporting a granny fucker insteadEven worse tbqh
BE joe pyfer
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM SLEEEPY
Goddamnit I hate this idiot. Why won't french canadians win a fight post-GSP?
A FUCKING LEAF
HES FUCKING DEAD
0-7
OH NAUR
fake
It's like the offensive version of the philly shell
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM FROM THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA.
#BeJoePyfer
Damn that powah
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEMCAN ADA
fuck it i'm being joe pyfer
PHEEMY
>>142208550You're cursed bro.
that's two leaves down? DAY OF THE RAKE
HEEM DED
>>142209232
WMMA tier heem to be honest. You cant just go down from bodyshots that didnt even connect to your liver to be honest. Sad and pathetic.
fake, he barely landed and the other guy threw himself to the ground with poor acting skills too
Pyfer's always had power earlyThat's when you have to be the most careful with him. Even against Hermansson he caught Jack early but Jack jsut took over,I think Marc approached it wrong by letting Jack dictate where the fight was going
>>142209137Yeah but he fights bums like Fili now and was robbed against Emmett and Mitchell. He needs a win like this.
Patient Joe Pyfer
>>142209384
Post heem, I was heeming my peen
>uhhh that might've been behind the headDC is such a fucking fat retard
Nigger
yeah i'll say it, Joe Pyfer would kill ngannou
>>142209110
Taboire
STOP BULLYING THE LEAFS. iTS NOT FUNNY ANYMORE DANA
Pyfer vs. Costa. Book it Dana.
SOUTH JERSEY BROS HOW WE FEELIN
lets go joe
Now we gotta listen to this retard cry and scream
back of the head heem GANE style lol
JOEMOTHERFUCKINGPYFER
>>142209384Lol come on that hit his equiheemy
>>142209411why? he was right.
This nigga drink water out the Delaware river
>>142209423quebecois arent Canadianthere was 1 Canadian on this card, who won.
>>142209110>0 - 7 KWABnada
>makes excuse>no excuses>makes more excuses
Canadian secret move
>>142209428We want Costa x Khamzat
phillyfag calls out paul craig lmfaooooooooo
>Fifer already making excuses blaming rash medication
>>142209467>>142209467>>142209467rotate over
>Paul Craig callout AHAHAHAHAHAHA
>Come see me in FebruaryDoo got long lasting brain damage from drugs and heems
How fucking good is Jack Hermannson?
>NO EXCUSES>so yeah I had a bad allergic reaction
COMIN HERE TO BANG
Ok Pyfer hits HARD
>>142209470>quebecois arent Canadianthen you 0 champions ever
>>142209480Put some Maple Syrup in that bussy
Canadabros I don't feel so good... Nhl and now this..
Objectively correct hardest puncher ranking1. Eddie Hall2. Alex Peirera3. Joe Pyfer4. Francis Ngannou
holy fuck... paul freakin craig? he truly isn't afraid of anyone
Paul Craig huh
Joe Pyfer could win the title and still have a chip on his shoulder.
I like how DC immediately noticed that the second heavy punch was to the back of the head but didnt further say anything because Joe is Danas baby kek
>>142209470>quebecois arent Canadianlmao the self own
>>142209524>no mark hunt
>ALLERGIC REACTION?>RASHES?>CAME HERE TO BANG?>IM SORRYAmericans should be publicly excecuted by law in a huge square of vengeful europeans, Good goy.
>Don't fear me! Joe is pretty cringe
Mfer says hes not scred of anyone and calls out Paul Craig in the same breath lmao
>>142207334AlexDiegoSniffMacyEen Gary
>>142209550nah that's fair game. grazing temple shot, guy was toast anyways
>>142207497in 4chanx wrench>filter>image dimensions:/810x341/;boards:4:*;/810x339/;boards:4:*;/1020x632/;boards:4:*;/1015x632/;boards:4:*;/1006x632/;boards:4:*;/1080x283/;boards:4:*;
ngl had to look up the guy he called out
>>142207334PereiraIgeSmithChiassonPage
>>142209610pyfer is an insufferable phillyfag
>>142209747He's endearing actually
>>142209661nah that was the first shot, the second one was clearly at the very back of the head. Dont get me wrong, Pyfer wouldve finished him regardless but its just funny to me how cleary they hold back calling things like this out for their favorites
I'm not scared of ANYBODY! I want my next fight to be a 12 year old with leukemia btw
>>142209654enjoy your deserved ddos for that dumbass marketing strategy
>>142209692paul craig is always entertaining
The fuckin balls on IgeI gotta root for him just for the sheer audacity
>>142209829to go up against a much smaller fighter?
>>142207334>Alex Pereira > Diego Lopes>Anthony Smith >Mayra Bueno Silva >Michael Page
>>142208988bob
>>142209866>much smaller
Who's streaming it plz link
>>142207334JIRIIGE FOR THE MEMESSMIFFCHIASSONIAN MACHADO GARRY
>>142210452You picked the exact opposite of me and they're all awful picks.
Gordon Ramsey!? POGGERS
Pereira summons testicular torsion for round 3 submission attempt, Jiri counters rolling nat 20 and lands tribal reservation hook for round 4 KO
>>142209467>>142209467>>142209467
>>142211356not following advice from a brazilian
>>142211356Thank you brazil
>>142207197>>142207367>>142207543cute
