2/4 today edition
Good morning /elite/
Without question Canada has proven itself to be /elite/
>>142223778no offense, but I don't quite see it lad
IT'S COMINGHOME
>>142223778
bom dia /elite/bonjour /elite/goedemorgen /elite/good morning /elite/
>>142223888Switzerland speaks more german than french avec faggot
>>142223909the German speaking part is also the more succesful one, really makes you thunk
>>142223786South Americans invited us to our first copa to make a mockery of us. Well guess who just made it to the round of 16 with ease. Learned about this sport last week and already plowing these shit countries. See you in the finals.
Today, this will be my last post in /elite/. Its been a pleasure boys, but every team comes to an end
>>142223991Not /elite/ but you get an /elite/ seal of approval for putting latrinxoids in their placeCongratulations
>>142223949I once saw a Swiss billionaire with this black bimbo in Geneva
>>142224175I wish I was a billinaire with a chocolate qveen
>>142223949French part is more beautiful. Particular Lausanne and Valais
>>142224014un/elite/ attitude, turn off the vpn >Verification not required.
>england - slovakia>portugal - slovenia>netherlands - romaniaall these slav teams to be put to the sword, /elite/ truly are the good guys
Everyone seems to know the scoreThey've seen it all beforeSlovakia is getting raped That's for sure
>>142223778I don't know, you need a whole crew if you're gonna fuck with us. Got 3 other nations from the Americas fierce enough to take us on? I don't think so
Thread theme:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fEAbR5sLwWE
>>142223909calm down
>>142224998Sadly no one else in this part of the world comes close, hence why we make them seethe so. I believe the sole /elite/ nation of the Americas (Canada) and the /elite/ nations of Europe should join forces. Together we are stronger.
I had fun with the cup and /elite/posting so far, but this will be my last time here. The blatant rigging by Germany in their match against Denmark completely ruined the cup for me. They went as far as faking the VAR results. There is no clear footage released for Andersen's offside, nothing at all except for their fake VAR image, and I'm done. The whole thing is rigged.Maybe I will see you again next cup. Probably not. Good luck to all /elite/ teams
>>142225203>Good luck to all /elite/ teamsNo luck needed. We are /elite/
>>142223991>beating actual failed narco states>impressivebeat usa then talk
>>142225198Okay, but you need some enemies. We have the /super elite/ i.e. France, Germany, Spain and Italy. Who are yours?
>>142224014pull yourself together, i need england to win the whole thing so i can win the prediction game at workwinner gets a tenner from everyone playing
>>142225267The situation of Canada is very much comparable to our /elite/ brothers in EuropePortugal makes Spain seethe Swiss makes France, Germany, Italy seetheNetherlands makes Germany, Denmark, and Belgium seethe England makes everyone seethe Canada makes America and all the Latin American "futbol nations" seethe
>>142225239USA isn't even getting out of the group stage for they are not /elite/
>>142225354>tfw new office is full of people who don't give a shit about footballthey are all the boring cunts who talk about "I went shopping when the game was on and no one was there, it was brilliant!"Used to love the work sweeps at my old toil
>>142225445what is this nonsenseUSA is winning the whole thing
>>142223662Love being /elite/Love being English.Can't wait for Southgate to win 1-0
>>142225414>Netherlands makes Germany, Denmark, and Belgium seetheThis. The fact we produce better teams than Germany especially considering that we're like a 1/5th of their population total is hillarious to me.
>>142225623An /elite/ and guaranteed 1-0 slurpfest
Go England, show them how it's done.looking forward to finaly have a sophisticated game in the quarter finals, too many non-/elite/ scum pulling the quality of the sport down.
>>142225203>dude having a bunch of people working for fifa in a room we can’t see coming to decisions they won’t explain using computer generated images is FAIR, the technology has finally made it FAIR!
>>142223888Goedemorgen en gecontroleerd
>>142225414You will get some complementary tulips
kek doomsday in here """"""/elite""""""" finally about to be confronted with reality, which is that we win and all of you don't...ever. Anything.
Damn, I thought the seethekraut had killed itself in shame after the /elite/ demolished the "super"elite yesterday and the rigging g*rms got scared off the pitch by weather
>>142227148huh I can only remember you guys losing to us for 92 min straight...
>>142227801No way you think you should have lead 1-0 for 92 minutes. You got lucky and in the end you can be lucky it ended 1-1.
I am from the future and I want to congratulate Portugal and Ronaldo for their fantastic euros finals win
>>142227148bitch you're afraid of raindrops calm down
>>142223862that haircut begs for the v-neck
>>142223778The final four of the first CONCACAF nations league were USA, Mexico, Honduras, and Costa Rica. Not even /elite/ in a mickey mouse confederation.
cum on engerland
>>142223662Rooting for England and Georgia to get an /elite/ win and another /kwablite/ elimination in the same day
THE /ELITE/ EXPLODE
Another day, another win for /elite/
>BANG BANGCAM ON INGERLUND>BANG BANGSCOR SUM FACKING GOALS
*BANG BANG**BANG BANG BANG BANG**BANG BANG BANG BANG**BANG BANG*INGLUND
enjoy the gaem /elite/bros
CAM ON INGERLAND
It's over.
>7 minutes>2 yellowsWhat's going on?I'm not home and can't watch the game right now
>>142236922eliteophobia
>>142236685
>winning the match with 15 yellows/elite/ af
>>142236922>20 minutes>4 yellowsbased, just like my copalib games
WE NEED TO STAY BACK
This is a hard tournament for us /elites/ it seems
not even slightly concerned, this will end 3-1
>>142238694they're just making it spicytrust the process
Whatever happens I hope this is Southgate's last tournament
>england chooses to drop out early so the swiss have an easier opponent and only one elite can go through anywayBASED
>>142238927Soufgate aint /elite/
emergency meeting.
Dont worry elitebros, portugal will win it for all of us
Trust the plan. Southgate know what he's doing
There's still a lot of time
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
england should stay back right now, no need to risk a secondattack only in the second half
possession is a negative stat
>CUM ON INGLAND SKOOR SUM FOKIN GOALLSS MI MATES
England you can't get away with losing this one, too
trust the processsoufgate will give'em a propah half-time talk
i believe in /ELITE/ supremacy
Do it for her
>>142241700m-m-mods?
>>142241700>Girls can only maintain this level of beauty for a couple of years at most after which they will gradually wither into nothingnessIt's a cruel world
>WIFE BEATERS IN THE HOUSE TONIGHT
>>142224373>un/elite/ attitude, turn off the vpn>>Verification not required.
>>142242180>tf>tp
>>142223694AyupWe need to score
WE BACK ELITEBROS
/elite/bros we were never gone
TRUSTTHEPROCESS
>offsidegrim
>>142224221You've bever been to Zürich and the Lauterbrunnen valley
>palmer going inez win for england
>>142244707fucking finally
england...
oldest ally, I...
ingersisters, they're coming home...
We have a positive, we should have a new manager. someone with hopefully a bit of VAMOS in them.
It's over...
>>142224014>>142224014>>142224014>>142224014>>142224014
imagine not trusting the process
>>142247798you should've sacked him forever ago
>>142247960The prick just kept getting lucky.
Honestly, what is the point making subs with 2 minutes left when you're 1 goal down?
WE BACK ELITE BROS. NEVER DOUBT
NEVER IN DOUBT>NEVER IN DOUBTNEVER IN DOUBT>NEVER IN DOUBTNEVER IN DOUBT>NEVER IN DOUBTNEVER IN DOUBT>NEVER IN DOUBTNEVER IN DOUBT>NEVER IN DOUBTNEVER IN DOUBT>NEVER IN DOUBTNEVER IN DOUBT>NEVER IN DOUBT
Just as expected. Elite.
>>142247949I kneel, based believer
NEVER DOUBTED
THAT BICYCLE KICK
>>142247493shut the fuck up you disgusting monkey
>>142247847I TAKE IT BACK
lol can you believe there were people posting on /sp/ that actually thought this wouldn't happen?
>they doubted the planun/elite/ behaviour
NEVERDOUBT/ELITE/
well done /elite/ you know how to put on a show
Absolutely sublime
HOLY SHIT
WELL WELL WELL
holy zased
>>142248757I hate that I know that video
>there are non-elites ITT who doubted Englandand thats why they'll never be elite
/elite/ WON AGAINAPOLOGISE DOUBTERS
>>142247932I DONT THINK YOU TRUST
based england providing kino for us even though they could've just stomped them 4-0 if they wanted
>>142249086I'm with the /elite/. but Soufgate is saved yet again that I actually want us to lose just so he hopefully gets sacked.
You've earned your bicycle license, England
Truly /elite/
process: complete
/elite/ semifinal confirmed
KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE
>he doubted /elite/heh...
NEVER DOUBTED YOU ENGLAND/ELITE/ QUARTER FINALS
Based /elite/ taking away all hope for slowaks.
>>142223662I BELIEVE THAT INGURLAND WILL WIN>I BELIEVE THAT INGURLAND WILL WINI BELIEVE THAT INGURLAND WILL WIN>I BELIEVE THAT INGURLAND WILL WINI BELIEVE THAT INGURLAND WILL WIN>I BELIEVE THAT INGURLAND WILL WINI BELIEVE THAT INGURLAND WILL WIN>I BELIEVE THAT INGURLAND WILL WINI BELIEVE THAT INGURLAND WILL WIN>I BELIEVE THAT INGURLAND WILL WINI BELIEVE THAT INGURLAND WILL WIN>I BELIEVE THAT INGURLAND WILL WINI BELIEVE THAT INGURLAND WILL WIN
well done bros
Souffgate's greatest plan
It's a good day to be /elite/
Now they understand better the power of /elite/ nations
>>142250438Every day is a good day to be /elite/
>>142248943kek why? i've never watched the video
Easy.
>>142250617Reminds me of my cooming days, before I consciously decided to stop consuming porn
DOOOOOONT TAAAAAAAAAAAKE ME HOOOOOME (x2)I JUST DONT WANNA GO TO WORKI WANNA POST SNEEDWITH THE /elite/PLEASE DONT PLEASE DONT TAKE ME HOME
NEVER IN DOUBTNEVER
Italy? PurgedSlovakia? Purged
Fucking hell england you surprise me again with your ability to just /elite/ your way into a victory. Today a /superelite/ will fall and tomorrow it's on me to make another /superelite/ fall
>>142251294Based, I want to see french tears tomorrow
GOD SAVE THE KING
>>142250720you will relapsethe erotic allure of porn will pull you back in
>>142251294Rooting for you, let's meet in the semi
>>142251261It's beautiful
>>142251406Stay away from me Slaanesh! I am /elite/ and I shall not fall for your devious tricks
BE /ELITE/BE BE /ELITE/
>>142251519
>>142251724>chinksI was only ever tempted by /elite/ women my friend
>>142251519I wanna retcon slaanesh as a cis white male btw. >>142251441>>142251365Thanks portufellas, shame I have a late shift next week
/elite/ forever
unironically if you doubted england at any point today you dont deserve to post ITT
>>142251965>doubting /elite/couldn't be me
>>142251847>not enjoying the supreme pleasure of cumming to czech and hungarian sex goddesses getting pipedgrim
Today, this will not be my last post in /elite/. Its been a pleasure slovakia, but every non-elite team comes to an end.
>Switzerland v Englandbros...
>>142253172You're either fully /elite/ or you are not. It's that simple
2/2, well done so far lads
pickford is so elite bros
>>142251294tonight macron falls, and tomorrow their mercenaries
they can't help it but mald and seethe over /elite/'s superior football
>>142253267>/elite/ vs /elite/as god ordained
Well then Switzerland, one of us in the wreckage brother...
>>142253267a clash of friends
>/elite/ already in the semisIt should be obvious, but it's nice to be 100% sure one week in advance.
>>142253968You mean final. Dont worry about Romania, we'll take care of them.
>>142244563>Zürich>beautifulNeither have you apparently.That given, the german region shits all over the french and italian speaking regions as far as sightseeing is concerned, the regions are rated as follows:german > italian > romansh > french
SWEEEEET CAROLIINEOH OH OH
never in doubt /elite/ bros
Oh the miseryEverybody wants to be our enemy
>>142253267I've been waiting for this for a while.
God I love the fact that either us or spain wins. I will love shitting on you faggots eventually. Keep being smug for rigging against slovakia kek
>>142254345ELITE CAROLINE
Well, we just effortlessly destroyed some shit country I've never heard of before without even breaking a sweat. Feels good to be ELITE. Not looking forward to our next match though, against a beloved elite BROTHER. May the best man win. (It will be Switzerland)
>>142254583cope rigging kraut, enjoy get humiliated at home
>>142253267>>Switzerland v England>bros...No shame in going out to a fellow /elite/
>Elite v Elite in the QFThey've rigged it against us bros
>>142254583>he posts, after rigging against denmark
142254583Seethe waslijner today Caucasian soul will beat tiki taka mestizo mongrels and tommorow dysphoria the country against the frogs with the ninja turtle, krautCaptcha: 88dd
elite forever whatever the weather
elitebros we sleepin' good tonight
Good evening /elite/ How are we doing?
>>142254583>kraut>calling others riggers
>>142254583You had to cheat against denmark calm down hans
imagine not being /elite/
>>142255284>picholy fucking based
>>142254852Whenever, wherever, /elite/ will be together
>>142254583Cheating kraut. Denmark should have won that match.
what is "elite" about these 4 countries? I unironically do not know. Does it have to do with the nations league? Dont watch that shit.
>>142255384We're meant to be together!
/ELITE/LAND /ELITE/LAND /ELITE/LAND /ELITE/LAND /ELITE/LAND /ELITE/LAND /ELITE/LAND /ELITE/LAND /ELITE/LAND /ELITE/LAND /ELITE/LAND /ELITE/LAND /ELITE/LAND /ELITE/LAND /ELITE/LAND /ELITE/LAND /ELITE/LAND /ELITE/LAND /ELITE/LAND /ELITE/LAND /ELITE/LAND /ELITE/LAND /ELITE/LAND /ELITE/LAND /ELITE/LAND /ELITE/LAND /ELITE/LAND /ELITE/LAND /ELITE/LAND /ELITE/LAND
>>142255435it had to do with the nations league except now England are relegated to the second tier so it doesn't even make sense
>>142255605>>142255384I'll be there, and you'll be nearAnd that's the deal, my dearThere over, hereunder/elite/ 'll never have to wonderWe can always play by earBut that's the deal, my dear
>>142255384>>142255605>>142255742I love Shaqiri
>>142254583>NOOOOOOOOOOOO I AM NOT MAD THAT I AM PART OF YOUR FUN CLUB
>>142223662>>142223694Well played, England, but the easy contests are over. Switzerland is a worthy adversary. Art thou ready for this challenge?
>>142255988kek
>>142255384YOU KNOW IM ON 2NITETHE SUBS DONT LIE AND IM STARTING TO TRUST THE PLAN
>>142256211That match will wake us up now, SURELY... who am i kidding.
how we feeling about the elite match kino in the QFs?
>>142256650Sad it has to come so early in truth
>>142255384>>142255605>>142255988>>142256323=3
>>142256650Slurp for 120 minutes to make non /elite/s seethe and make sure whoever wins the penalties doesnt get any injuries or red cards . A gentleman's display.
superelite bros...
too easy
>the so-called /super-elite/
>>142254583OHHHH NONONONNONOOOO LOOK AT THIS RETARD HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
It's no coincidence the English and Georgian flag share so much
>>142255295>>142255284>>142255402I mean, I know it's the club of losers that never win anything, but there is no way you unironically think denmark should have won that game kek
>>142254583>us or spainErr... Bros.... Whos going to tell him?
>>142255742Absolutely based
>>142257078Maximum game time, maximum seetheSouthgate still gets firedI like it
>Spain losing tooTHE PROPHECY WAS REAL
>>142257245they are elite arab edition cause they not white
>>142257913/pol/ has no place in the /elite/
>"super"/elite/
Did Slovakia actually get robbed? I didn't watch the game. I'm sure they just choked
>>142258122They robbed themselves if anything, they got a bunch of opportunities to double their lead if they took slightly better decisions. But /elite/ aura prevented them
>>142257981sorry fellow elite i just love you euro brothers so much how can anyone be like use we are just better people gifts from god
>>142258122get real it's fucking slovakia
>>142258122All their diving to waste time got them that 7 min over time. England are shit but for that reason Slovakia didn't get robbed they had an easy job.
>>142256211Probably not. But we ensured we go out to help an /elite/ brother to the final, which is no loss at all.
>>142258122i know - england flag but im saying no, not robbedengland mostly shit, ref was shit, slovakia had the advantage but didnt capitalise on itone or two different passes and different tracking runs and its slovakia through england out
>>142258122No, not really. England were a shambles early on and Slovakia took advantage to get their goal. After that it was essentially a replay of England vs Slovenia with England controlling most of the game but not being able to score, only this time they had a goal hanging over us. Don't get me wrong, it was a horrible performance from us, but the ultimate outcome was a completely fair result.
Reminder that they VAR'd our goal against the French for a similar reasonIt's rigged
>>142258122No. England was terrible and Slovakia scored but then they decided to play murderball and suffered the natural consequences of such.
The /elite/ man marches on
I think I'm starting to understand what /elite/ is all about
>>142259159this
>>142253267It's gonna be a win either way.We win and we take the torch and hopefully (I say that with a 5% chance of winning) and taking it home for /elite/Or we lose and our medpacks win it for us but we also hopefully get Soufgate sacked.
>>142258395HAHAHHAHAHAH he actually thinks +6 wasn't rigged hahahahhahahahhaha
>>142260742>tp>tf
>>142260742>tf>tp
>>142260742you're one to talk after yesterday
spain moving on
>>142260742>hes still trying to shill the "rigged" memeSorry hans thats reserved for your country at the moment
>>142258395>>142258122This + all the fouls where they didnt even get yellow cards. They angered the gods in doing so.
>>142244563I've been to all the major cities. The cities starting with "L" were all /elite/LucerneLugano Lausanne
>/pooperelite/ QF derby>REAL /elite/ QF derby
never in doubt, /elite/ bros
/elite/bros let's meet at the Final, send your auras to this side of the bracket
God , I wish I were part of /Elite/
>>142265014First make it out of the group stagebaby steps
>Zwitserland vs EnglandOne must perish so the other grows stronger
>>142262246Funny meme but every decision against Denmark was correct. It was offside, and it was a handball penalty. We got cheated, should have had a 1-0 lead, Ridiculous rig against us. You have no argument.
>me watching Spain vs Germany
>>142265305Based medieval 2 enjoyer
>>142248757>>142248943>>142250617>>142250720which video is it though?
>>142254711think of it this waywith the netherlands having sich and easy bracket weve pretty much guaranteed an /elite/ in the finali can only hope we will do our best to be in it as well
>>142255284he didnt put anything for 1998 sp let me help the lad outwe were winning in germany and wouldve qualifoed for that wc while germany would miss itso during one of our substitutions the ref just decided to send off our player for "taking to long"we were thus playing woth 10 out of knowhere and allowed germany to equalose and guarantee qualification instead of us
>>142230627>tfw conca/elite/hello lads
>>142230627>Hondurassovl
I'll sleep well knowing that we already have a guaranteed /elite/ spot in the semis and we haven't even finished the round of 16
>>142268435>>>/gif/27470397Took me way longer and needed help to find it for you my /elite/ brother, but the video/webm and name are there for you
>>142254583you're in the same bracket, you will run into each other before the finals. how is it either germany or spain that will win?
/elite/
>>142223778NO
Good morning sirs3/4 by EOD
I lost my virginity to a 14yo swiss girl when i was myself 14yo
>>142277950>losing to /elite/As expected
Good morning /elite/, how we feeling after yesterdays ELITE result?
>>142278322
Ronnie urges you to watch our match tonight
>>142278796I don't need anyone to urge me, if my /elite/ brothers play I am there
>>142278475Excellent. Looking forward to our match against Venezuela
Morning Gents, looking forward to seeing our /elite/ brother play today
>>142253267Elite against elite. What an elite encounter for elite nations.
>>142278796>>142279001Need an /elite/ edit of pic related 2bh
>>142253267>It's a two brothers face each other episode that results in one brother becoming stronger and winning it all for his brotherKino of untold proportions
Save me breakfast wrapOoooooh I'm rough
>>142253267may the best team win rooting for swiss if we loose
A fine day to be elite
>>142274498I know the lot of you are unable to comprehend simple concepts, but by that I obviously meant winning the tournament.
>>142280464Maybe if you keep rigging it like you are, but if things are fair you don't stand a chance against the /elite/
>>142248249What point indeed
>>142280503nice cope, which is funny because the last game was rigged against us.
really doubt we will go any further after 4 games of absolute bilge but I'm glad that it will be at the hands of an elite
i smell 3/3 today
>>142278322extremely based post
>>142272727kek basedhope you didnt fall back to that cesspool though fren
I've only been watching footy for a few years now. but that England match was one of the best I've ever seen. /elite/ stuff
Good luck today, Brother
/elite/? yep.
>>142283952ELITE POSTING IS A MYSTERY
Elite bro's why are the Dutch part of this group? Is it because of previous tournaments (I vaguely remember it being a thing?) Because this Dutch team isn't very Elite.
>>142285559/elite/ is a meme that stems from the first nations league results
>>142285587Thank you m8. I thought I remembered elite posting years ago but all the alcohol and weed have made my memory fuzzy.
>>142224055Don't call your sons that
feels good being /elite/
>>142287660>Owning a non-elite passportDisgusting
>>142287789you come from an /elite/ country and only know milk and honey. I've have walked both paths giving me a deeper understanding to the nirvana that is /elite/
>>142287660A Great Britain passport does not prove your /elite/ status. Gonna need to see a birth certificate, Barack
Evening /elite/ raising my glass to portugals success
>>142287660Trying too hard
>3 goals in 4 matches>2 own goals + 1 penaltyyeah, this "france" doesn't scare me much
So the pride of the Low Countries falls on our shoulders once again...
it's not fair to lelgium, france was lining up with a cyborg
>>142292920leave him to us
>>142293120>Tfw he's from a family that are big in oilWouldn't surprise me if they are former slave owners as well. Mbrap'e is finished.
>>142292920still has the anti-theft tag
>>142293340kek
>super elitemore like SLURPER elite
>>142287660Not exactly hard to get
godspeed to the ports to make us forget whatever that was
soon
Sending Portugal and the goat all my energy to counteract the negative bald fraud energy
go well my /elite/ brothers
... Atleast I was at work. Because damn. This is why we are non-/elite/ absolute shitters. Portulads destroy Slovenia.
>>142294502it was a damn shame to see it happen the way it did, better luck next time wafflad
>>142294264He can't do much with all the zoomers refusing to give him the ball in their non-/elite/ mindset
newfag herecan sometimes explain this whole /elite/ thing? I'm clueless
>>142295340final four of the inaugural nations league
Maybe we need an FAQ for the OP.
my half russian gf sat on my face and pinched my nipples while i did a wank and came all over myself todaythats why im supporting portugal
>Coach of the Slovenia NT is called KekElite bro's this is clearly cheating.
>>142295769we have a Pepe, no reason to panic
>>142295810A good strategy indeed
slovenia boutta get piped by bbc (big braga cock)
>>142295569>half russian gfwhats the other half
>>142295940based
Portugal so good they field Ronaldo to nerf themselves
>>142296066australia and england before that
The only thing that can stop Portugal is that Spanish fraud coaching them
ronaldo looking grim
>>142287660>possess a dirty EU version of the UK passport
NEEEEEEEED a ronaldo goal so bad
>>142299688VERY cringeme? I have no passport because I've never left these islands and I never will
Spain and Germany are the only kino teams left
>>142299741mine runs out in November. I don't go anywhere but it's the only ID I have
>>142299741based non passport havermy drivers license will suffice as ID fine
>>142287660>admits to treason on the internetany last words before his majesty's police send you to jail
>>142299688The blue passports are shite, lad. They’re made on the cheap in France and don’t feel remotely as sturdy or nice as what we had before. The change was completely unnecessary outside of cutting costs for the people higher up the ladder to pocket more money from them.
WHY CANT HE SCORE! COME ON ELITE BROS
>>142301416Trust the plan. He will score the winning penalty as a hero of the /elite/
very graceful of us to play with a handicap to make things more even
>>142299800What about england>late goal>early goalwhats not to like>>142301416I still... i still believe.... tsuuuu
>/elite/ time
Just imagine the German... sweaty with his fingers above his keyboard... waiting to press post on his post mocking the /elite/...
>>142303795desperately grim
>>142301988NOOOOO BUT THE PLAN
Trust the plan
>>142306011I don't trust a plan envisaged by Martinez
>>142306116same
If it goes to penalties Poortugal will lose
>>142306011The plan is indeed still in motion
bros...
Are kek and pepe unable to defeat each other?
>>142306488Kek's meme magic will prevail, Pepe won't be feeling so good.
>>142306488Only just realised that there is a kek and a pepe in this game
Slovenia is part of /elite/ now, sorry Portugbros
portugal is losing on purpose because slovenia is a small country so they will get a national holiday if they win. as expected from our empathetic /elite/ bros
>>142306949it's not over until the fat lady sings
elitebros not feeling so good
The /elite/ man's burden
/elite/ level slurper
moments like these are where /elite/ comes into it ladshave faith
if portugal get knocked out by slovenia they're out of the /elite/. sorry we can't be associated with you.
>>142301063>he doesn't have a proppa Brexit passport
>>142306267REMINDER
>>142307407Of all the 'top' European countries England and Netherlands are the worst by quite some margin lmao
>>142307407>fake /elite/cum over here m8
>>142307407the /elite/ never dies you traitor
>>142307407Get back on your side of the border, Angus
Penalties are always fun. Based Portugal for finally giving us some of that.
TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
lmao two utterly crap slovene penalties there
redemption for tsu
>POV: you're German
/ELITE/CHADS STAY FUCKING WINNING
/elite/ goalkeeping
Portugal, you cheeky, sneaky lotMade it look difficult for so long
>doubting the planun/elite/ behaviour
/elite/chads obviously comparing notes and sharing tactics and gameplans.Rope a dope strategy
>NON ELITES SHALL NOT PASSS>NON ELITES SHALL NOT PASSS>NON ELITES SHALL NOT PASSS>NON ELITES SHALL NOT PASSS>NON ELITES SHALL NOT PASSS>NON ELITES SHALL NOT PASSS
plan: trustedelite: confirmed
Never in doubt. >>142307535KWAB
The most /elite/ penalty shootout of all time
Most /elite/ saves ive ever witnessed
DIOGOD/elite/ can't be stopped
>>142306949>>142307407chupa-me o piço ;)
/elite/ win as usual
3 /elite/ saves3 /elite/s through (so far)
OHHH GermanAIN?!!?
Costa's gonna get like 300k a week from someone just from this
>>142307535Kwab
>heh, you made me use 1% of my power
Did you know that Diogo Costa was born in Switzerland? He's double elite. Slovenia never had a chance.
Never in doubt. Over to you, Dutchbros.
that was an /elite/ penalty shootout
cant beat the /elite/
Never in doubt.
>they thought they had a chance with this lad in the goal
>>142307535
We like to keep the audience waiting. Elite.
/elite/ makes for the most exciting game, again!
/elite/ keeping
ELITE REMAINS UNDEFEATED
>>142309090all /elite/ genome project version 1
Elites I kneel
A wonderful show portubro almost too easy at some points but alas /elite/ stays winning
>match got to penalties>not a single goal concededabsolutely /elite/
This man is now a Saint in Portugal, kneel.
>>142308966absolutely based
You're all faggots
Elite bro's we can't stop winning.
>>142301416>>142301988The plan is undefeated, like the /elite/
This based smurf man redeemed himself today
>>142309090>DiogoIs that really a name or did they misspell Diego?
All according to the plan
>>142309075>>142308971>>142308662>>142308966NEVER
too fucking easy bros :)gn /elite/
Netherlands to win tomorrow to confirm 50% /elite/ content in the quartersyou love to see it
/elite/chads I fucking kneelAt least I got to see some masterclass before my own team gets obliterated tonight
over to you windmills
I will never question your eliteness again
>>142307535KWAB
>>142309368Diogo is a common PT name, yes
elitebros just making it interestingnever in doubt
elitechads we did it again
very /elite/making >slov-acks think they have a chance then humiliating them in the shoot out
NEVER IN DOUBT
>>142309090>>142309284
>>142309414I wouldn't be so sure, USA team isn't that bad
>>142309368it's the proper way to spell it in countries that are still in the Euro
>>142309421>>142309382Leave it to us bros.
>>142309581>lost to Panama>Have to face Ur Gay I mean I appreciate the faith bro but...
>blueballing the autistic german posterKEK based portugali bet he had a post ready and everything
/Elite/ Kings We rise
>>142307407>>142307535KNEEL
Never doubted for a single second of that match
Netherlands, tonight we saved a little power for you, you can have it - if you even need it, that is.Over to you.
>>142307535KWABOTSSO’92
As much of a slurper as it was, a multiple save pen keeper is always kino
>>142307535LOOK AT THIS RETARD BWAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA THE ETERNAL GERM ELITEHATER IS EXPOSED AGAIN
I fear we will lose lads... We always choke it...
>>142309284>yfw he was born in Switzerland to Portuguese parentsa lethal double whammy of eliteness. Slovenia stood no chance
Stand proud Slovenia, you were strong
>>142309788We shall not let you down
>>142307535kek missed this KWABKWAB
>>142307535heheget fuckd germ
>>142309889It's not close enough to the finalIf we lose we lose to /elite/
>>142307535kek what a gay wrong bitch
i had no doubts whatsoevernetherlands up next
>>142308966Are there any more of these? Could we build a super elite team? I know Eric Dier was raised in Portugal and played for England, and Bruno Martins-Indi was born in Portugal but played for Netherlands.
It was all a /elite/ penalty deterence strategy. My hat's off to Portugal.
>>142223662Kek
>>142307535The eternal hun
What’s the /elite/ anthem lads
>>142307535LOOK AT THIS DUDE
>>142223662Good evening gentlemen. Apologies for the delay. The slavs were rather uppity today.
>>142310069I'll look into it tomorrow. For now I'll have a good night's sleep.
well well well
>>142310189based Macaubro
never in doubt /elite/bros
>>142310189beyond based
>>142310069we need luukinho out of retirement
Us 4… the entertainers.We follow no rules, no easy wins, pure theatre. We few, we elite few, we stand together united.
>>142310178LMFAO - Party Rock Anthem
>>142310189Welcome, hope you win big at the casinos.
>>142223662TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
>>142310178https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=weRHyjj34ZE
>Switzerland: kicks out the current champion>England: last minute overhead kick by Jude to take it to extra time and then kill their hopes right away>Portugal: takes the match to pens for the CR7 redemption moment and showcase our dual-/elite/ goalkeeperNetherlands, I expect no less kino from you tomorrow, make us all proud
I'm glad our greatest ally won. Bravo Portugal!
>>142310350we easily gaped italy without a hint of challenge
>>142310458I shall be expecting a repeat of the Dutch subs coming on the pitch to kill the opposing players
never in doubt lads
>ronaldo started crying in the post match interview and abandoned it Lads... I think Ronaldo just realized he can't keep up anymore
think it's going to be a swiss x portugal or spain final
>>142310622He's emotional af right now, he apologized to the fans as soon as he scored the pen in the shoot out.He'll bounce back.Fun statistic, Ronaldo is the player with most shots this Euro.
>>142307535oh nooooo
>>142310069That Switzerland striker who scored in their first game was born in England
>>142310576>dutch murderballgoodtimes
>>142310711Ronaldo is usually the player with the most shots. To score 2 goals he always needed 10+ shots so that does not really worry me.
>>142310747that elite feel
>>142310455Whenever, wherever, /elite/ will be togetherWe're meant to be /elite/ togetherI'll be there, and you'll be nearAnd that's the /elite/, my dearThere over, hereunder/elite/'ll never have to wonderWe can always play by earBut that's the /elite/, my dear
>>142310622He's probably had to face the realisation he'll never win the world cup if he can barely play today.
>>142310747>>142310835good ole Battle of Nuremberg
>>142310791Unfortunately we have no choice but to rely on him as a number 9.Ever since Pauleta retired, he never managed to produce a good number 9, Gonçalo Ramos is simply not good enough.
idk how i am supposed to go to sleep now
we will KILL the gypsies tomorrow as a tribute to our fellow /elite/
>>142310859I really think it finally dawned on him. >>142310877Ramos is a different kind of striker, he offers more work rate than ronaldo which can be useful in certain games
>>142310835>>142310871still brings a tear to the eye after all these years
>>142310178https://youtu.be/ciOJ6VrLn2I?si=sJoLijz1YjtDbr3I
>>142311035Based Deco ruining Barca from the inside, very /elite/ of him to sabotage the spaniards
>>142310711Also the player with the most SOVLful moment apart from maybe Bellingham's bicycle kick. Even when disgustingly awful, /elite/ is simply /elite/.
>alll elites still in playive just shit my pants
>>142311120A-a-are we secret murderballers? We alwats tell ourselves we stand for beautiful possesion football in a 4-3-3. Is there a darker truth?
I'm really worried about Pepe though, he clearly couldn't keep up with fast counters today.I think age has finally caught up with him
>>142311086TONIGHTSHAQIRI WAKES UP FROM HIS SLUMBERBELLINGHAM POINTS TO HIS BALLSACKRONALDO CRIESAND SNEIJDER IS STILL FAT
>>142310859He's got one more world cup tournament in himHe just needs to understand he'll be better coming on and playing 30 minutes... his own worst enemy wanting to start and play the full 90The skill doesn't fade, just the stamina, needs to manage himself
>>142311260Maybe I've been fooled by Benfica propaganda, but isn't Antonio Silva some supertalented CB? Especially with someone of Ruben Dias' caliber next to him
>>142310178https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XGLYpYoXkWw
>>142311120>when you're up against a monk of the open hand and he lands a crit
>>142311308Too early to tell, and it's probably not a good idea to start him for sometime after the game with Georgia.
>>142311273I think his ego is too big for that and most fans would expect him to start even if he's in his 40s. Really for him to win in 26 every other leading team would need to bottle it and Portugal would need to turn out some decent players who can score without him.
>>142310178https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BTAwjprV3b4
>>142311571>>142311571
>>1423094214/4 is INEVITABLEIf only we could have an all elite semis
>>142311489yep - also needs to get out of that shitter oil league and back into real football
>>142311186>secretnothing secret about it. Once the other teams starts diclving and inticing, our brianlets can't control themselves and just start murderball
>>142311273The sad part is the skill has faded too, understandable because of just how fucked his knee got compounded with age but his mental has done numbers on him.
>>142312357do you think the reason they almost lost is because its a staple for ronaldo to play and robert martinez didnt have the balls to sub him out or the entire team is shiti know the b team was playing against georgia but i was surprised how shit the portugese defense was against georgia
>>142312555Nah I'll give tsu shit but you can't put slurping this hard on a match like this on one man alone.bald frauds gonna bald fraud
