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anyone who posts world history is a faggot that like penis
>>142223853Are you the Ohtani slurper from /mlb/?
What's the next fight worth watching?
nothing interesting will happen until next Jiri fightsee you in 6 months /heem/
Fun fact, Khabib Nurmagomedov was raised in Bellevue WA
i banged your mom last night is that world history
>I'm gonna break stone brazzaSOON
>>142223878Michel Pereira vs Chimaev
>>142223882Jiri is a flushed retard who has more balls than brains. That was a career ending loss.
Grippin'
Jiri Pookaka bros....
Jiri Amateurchazka
>>142223853Jizzy status? How do you think he feels now that Pereira has eclipsed him in every way? Pereira is basically the face of the UFC right now.
>>142223965Pereira still got flatlined in their last fight. Pereira needs to avenge the loss to even be in the GOAT conversation.
>>142223912This faggot had a chance. He would get heemed anyway
>O'Malley>Pimblett>BoNigg>RosasAre they all failed prospects
michael venom poopoo
>>142223979>GOAT conversationNot what i'm talking about.
>>142223965Also Israel has like 23 wins to Pereira's 11.>but those wins were cansFights are fights and there's still a chance he would have lost to another can. Israel never got choked out by a gigabum regional guy like Pereira did.
Pereira vs hill 2
all my picks were right except jiri, i was a gamblin ramblin fool but i regret nothing
>>142223853>Makes you fall from a stare
>>142224009
>>142224023Bookies are OVER THE MOON about this guy
>>142223982If he wrestles he mauls Pereira. He almost killed Jan in the 5th round. Jan got every close round on two judges score cards. He won a round that he got outstruck based on a slight wobble from previous round leg kicks and an extremely close first round. At the end of the day it was a questionable decision and Ankalaev outdamaged him. Other than that he's steamrolled everyone since the fluke vs Craig.
Dan Ige is based. Four hour notice. Ortega is cringe.
Knowers know that danny gay had a significant advantage over lopes and dieGOAT still overcame the odds
>>142224023You made that pick with your heart not your head.
>>142224065she'd be beautiful if she was a man
>Curses your favorite fighter
>>142224065simp
>>142224082Stop giving women power.
>>142223990O'Malley is a champion
>mayra bueno bunda wears a skirt so you can't look at her assThis should be illegal 2bqh
just looked up this fight fairy whore and you fags are pathetic fr fr
>>142224060>If he wrestleshe won't>Other than that he's steamrolled everyoneno he hasn't
>>142224023I hit up 'Erb Dean on WhatsApp last week and he gave me these picks
>>142224012Keep ducking the true champion.
>>142224060Anklevs wrestling is good enough to 10-8 Jan on the ground, and Jan proved he has better grappling than Alex.His fight iq is too low though, it took 15 minutes of getting his ass kicked and nearly heemed from leg kicks before he thought to go for a takedown.
I can't believe the next card is in an actual arenathey actually expect people to buy tickets to watch that shitnot only that but the apex card directly after it has way better fightswhat the fuck is the UFC doing in 2024
fuck that jiri KO was difficult to watchi hope my boy takes a full year off and does some serious consideration about his style and his future as a fighterPereira looked fucking crisp, not sure theres anyone who's gonna really challenge him in the division at this point, with how he walked through jiri ankalaev certainly isnt a hard fight for him
>>142224099>>142224118shes fucking beautiful and funny
jiri unironically would've better off spamming imanaris
>>142224156Bunny?
>>142224143he only fights once a year bro he's taking a year of regardless
>>142224065>>142224082>>142224156Built for BBC (Big Brazza Cock)
>>142224172funny. shes cute and makes me smile
https://www.reddit.com/r/FightFairy/sort your life out rod
>>142224065>>142224082onlyfans.com/fightfairy
>>142224156shane gillis is funnythis is a dumb attention whore
This is Total Energy JiriNext gonna be Baguette Jiri kekIt's over
>>142224130Ankalaev should use his brazza connections through Khabib to squash the beef with Dana.Dana just hates him for no reason cause of a misunderstanding and he's been getting shafted ever since.
>>142224143He's going to ditch his weak weeb magic and go drink ayahuasca in the jungle to learn Periera's secrets, and that's going to completely heem like it did Wilder. Jiri will never win another fight.
>>142224210Dana just thinks he can't sell fights but if he just wrestles he can maul Pereira. Pereira is a paper champion.
>>142224156she's having sex multiple times a week while you constantly think about her and what your life would be like together. kys srsly
>>142224196is that your account?>>142224200shes an mma fan just like us, but not super hard core like Lucas and Guru that watch EVERY fucking fight on the card
>>142224230youre just sad lonely and hornyget your shit together
>>142224226she's having sex with women multiple times a week*
>a woman's opinion
Yeah Jiri is pretty overrated. He acted like he learned nothing from the last fight. Hands down the entire time. Literally just a meme.
>>142224023Same but airhead jourdain heemed my retirement parlay
Godkalaev could have his way with Poolex anytime he wanted to. Pooreira is a little fraud project bitch.
>>142224226
>>142224230Isn’t this RigoMMA’s girlfriend?
This is the only time I wish aewtists were here so they could bully this YouTuber slagI thought mma was a manly sport not a simp sport
I would understand the fight fary simping if she was hot but shes nawtIf I was a femcel, I'd grift you lonely virgins as well
>>142224256>parlays jourdain this is the dude that walked out to john wick theme last fight in his hometown and got dogwalked
>>142224225The Poatan situation is heartbreaking. He got emasculated by the Jizzy ko and I cant buy his hype ever since.Why the fuck did he let that ugly anime fag heem him? He was supposed to be the chosen one.
>>142224257Ankalaesaurus smashes this braza.
>>142224304the only fighter with losses i can boy is petr
>>142224292Hes a retard, im a retard, it made sense in my head
>>142224274lol no
>>142224325how could you boy petr after the way he got humiliated by MERAB Lol. The fucking giga manlet
>>142224304Izzy is good. You are letting your racism blind you
>>142224304You can just write it off as him being drained. He regained his dignity by beating Shamalama Hill cause he's black. Kickboxers get knocked out all the time and still fight like 80 match careers. That being said Pooreira is still a fraud cause Ankalaev could easily wreck his ass by wrestling.
There are numerous aspects of fights that are often overlooked by cazzies.For example, the Conor/Khabib fight.Many people think that Khabib bested Conor that day.Many people are wrong.Let's take stock of the events.What did Khabib win?>The fightOkay, now what did Conor win?>the standup of the fight>the third round of the fight>the overcoming adversity of the fight by fighting with a broken foot>the minimising damage taken of the fight, came out unheemed>the honour of the fight by Khabib chimping out and his teammates attacking poor defenceless Conor>the money of the fight>the family of the fight by having a big titted non-towel to return to after the fight>the promo buildup of the fight by heeming the bus and ray borg and gave rose PTSD with the dolly while Khabib stayed inside>the twitter war of the fight by verbally 10-8ing Khabib with the towel and goat comments>the nobility of the fight by putting over Khabib as a big star due to khabib beating him>the humility of the fight by not being rude afterwards, even when Khabib chimped out, and solely said "good knock. Looking forward to the rematch">the banter of the press conference of the fight by having a drink of Proper 12 with Dana while Redditbib refused to drink because muh relijin>the world war of the fight by driving Russians into a frenzy with his comments about Putin and the chechensSo you see, after all of these things, can you really say that Khabib won? I think that all of these things add to Conor winning the story of the fight, and thus, pretty much winning him the fight.
>>142224304poatan lost several kick boxing fights so idk why it's such a surprise that he lost another one
>>142224344merab is on every endurance enhancing drug on the planet
>if ankalaev wrestlesHow many times do I have to tell you that he won’t, he literally said it himself, he’s too retarded to wrestle.He’s going to get his legs battered (again) and clipped, his inbred glass jaw can’t take pereira’s shots.
GODkalaev has never been knocked out.
i miss khabib bros
I think Ankalaev will wrestle against Alex Pereira
>>142224369So you admit he's better than Pereira but you're hinging your hopes on him not fighting in an optimal style.
>>142224351>can you really say that Khabib won?Yes
>>142224304This is the worst part. Jerry didn't just get heemed, he got BUCK BROKEN by Adesanya's sloppy seconds.
Ankalaev will save the White race. Alhamdullilah
the athletic commission should do something about this voodoo magic
>>142224377>>142224392Ankalaev has a Greco Roman background lol, that shit is useless in MMA. Poatan is improving his grappling and just got his judo yellow belt.You can't just "Wrestlefuck" Pereira.
>>142224392>denmark kwabbed>prolapska kwabbedFun night for you?
>>142224369Are you Pereira's girlfriend?
>>142224369He'll try to do it though, Jan also said he won't wrestle again Poatan and thats the first thing he did. Anka tried wrestlingJan after his leg got chewed up, so he knows Leg kicks fucking hurt and he wont want to feel them again
>>142224426Andreas Michaelidis managed to wrestlefuck Pereira for a round. Magomed does combat sambo as well.
>>142224351Conor tapped to a fucking neck crank. He literally just gave up to a little bit of pain. Khabib won.
>>142224351The way he attacked his character and culture and personally insulted and offended khabib a family and religion is one of the greatest chimpouts in sports history and it’s also the reason why it’s also the greatest story loss in sports history. Conor got dogwalked in an unprecedented away and lost all his aura and was never the same after. Biggest example of talking shit and not being able to back it up.
I think pooatan is getting gassed up way too much right now. Jamahal Hill and Jiri are not known for their grappling and are favorable match ups.Idk where this narrative that Ankalaevs grappling is shit came from, he literally wrestle fucked Jan after his legs became compromised. People are gonna pretend that Alex was always shit when he loses to Ankalaev
>>142224473The pressure on that jaw crank was prolly strong enough to break Conor’s jaw if he held it much longer
>>142224467this was 3 years ago.combat sambo is not grappling, its MMA with shoes on. Ikram did that too and all he did was box. khabib did it and all he did was wrestle. islam did it and was 60/40 wrrestling to strikin
>>142224473>>142224483He looked so scared and submissive after, kek
>>142224428I don't watch soccerJiri isn't my boy
Khalil Rountree is the one to defeat Alex.
>>142224492ankalaev was striking with johnny walkerhe also struggled extremely to get a take down on jan he wont close the distance and will most likely eat that left hook and die
>>142224347>>142224350>>142224353I think what bothers me is the fact he lost it at middleweight and didnt immediately regain his honor by beating him or at least beating someone else for the middleweight belt.It just feels like he ran away to lhw with unfinished business. I get he's too big and old now to make that cut, but its still a stain on his story arc.
>>142224492He was always shit. They've been protecting him from Magomed all along cause they think Ankalaev is boring. Everyone knows he's the true champ. I love Jan and I liked the draw at the time but it was the most favorable scorecard he could have possibly gotten. I knew it would allow some can fraud like Hill or Pooreira to become champ.
>>142224500if he had a hand free for tapping he had a hand free to push the elbow to fight the choke
>>142224426Why is Greco Roman useless? Worked for Jon
>>142224351blablablaGoober acted like an unhinged retard prefight because he knew he was facing total ego death.Khabib made him his bitch before the fight was even over, saying "comeon bro, it was just a prank" hoping he'd get off easy.Then Khabib soloed Conor's entourage while his brazas slapped Conor around like a bitch. He did nothing, and none of his boys did anything.>humility of the fight by not being rude afterwardsHe was being deferential because he got sonned and taught some respect.
>>142224501Ankalaev's wrestling is in another world from Michaelidis.
>>142224426>Ankalaev first began training in Greco-Roman Wrestling for one year whilst he was a student at the Dagestan State University, where he graduated in the sport faculty. At that time he also competed in combat sambo, where he was honoured with the title of Master of Sports in the discipline.
>>142224395If he did wrestle Pereira is good enough to minimise damage on the ground and get back up, every round starts on the feet and shartkalaev is not a submission threatAt the very least he won’t start attempting to wrestle until he’s already compromised
If he becomes a 3 weight world champ can you even make an argument for him not being the GOAT?
>>142224558Magomed can bounce the back of his head against the canvas with punches and elbows.
ankalaev sniff stone brazza bamhole
>>142224567>Not including Belal>Not including Amir AlbaziKek, I wonder why....
>>142224558Once again counting on a bad game plan. You admit if it's skill for skill Magomed wins.
>>142224568yes.coked up Dana will still say Jon Jones is the goat no matter what
>>142224537Jones is way fuckin gbigger than everyone.check everyone else with a greco background, its so bad. the silver medalist dude, ank himself, theres other guys too but i cant think>>142224554holy shit, so hes newish to greco roman as well, kid is trash
>>142224551dont forget the insane amount of times conor cheated in the fightin round 2 khabib wanted to break conors arm in front of dana until conor kneed him in the head while grounded to escape and thats just one intance of cheatingmultiple glove grabbing, shorts grabbing, back of the head strikes, 12-6 elbowsconor tried every trick in the book and still got turned out
>>142224612Ankalaev is gonna smesh ur boyU know dis brazza
Why did he try to mock and grab an unconcious Jiri?
>>142224599kek did you see him volunarily sucking off jones again in the post press conference?
>>142224567LMAO
>>142224527>ankalaev was striking with johnny walkerDo you really think Ankalaev is gonna stand up with Alex after seeing what he did to Jiri and Jamal? >he also struggled extremely to get a take down on janNo he didn't and Jan is way harder to take down than Alex lol
>>142224596Mate I just said it there in the first paragraph I think pereiras good enough to mitigate shartkalaev on the groundFight IQ is a skill btw
>>142224617>the virgin letting a guy break your arm>the chad illegal knee
>>142224568You cant be the goat after this kinda loss.Im not accepting his goat status unless he regains his soul from Jizzy
>>142224626yep, and it was embarassingwhy is he such a wet pussy for Jones?
Fuck it, Poatan vs Jiri 2, the full fight
>>142224567is besneed shartoosh one of these
>>142224625he wanted to say sorry for breaking his reddit antenna
>>142224656Honestly? I wonder if Jones has something on Dana.
Lucas Tracy is too fucking based
fight fairy isnt a thingstop trying to make fight fairy a thing
>>142224689Has anyone seen her pussy? That looks like a dickhaver
>>142224689When’s r/LucasTracy dropping
>>142224653>defeats izzy at LHW early next year>moves up to HW>takes the belt from JonesGOAT status?
Hang on... Magomed deserves a title shot because... He beat THE Chinny Walker? and before that he... Got a NC when it should have been a DQ loss... and before that... He lost to Jan? Ummmmmm....
>>142224722>ducking Ankalaev to heem some geriatric
>>142224722deniedkhabib exists
>>142224656it's like you and that fight slag
>>142224744bruh islam's resumé is up there with khabib's now
>>142224725It's him or Krylov
>>142224725>POOREIRA DESERVES A TITLE SHOT CAUSE HE GOT A HECKIN SPLIT DECISION VS OLD MAN JAN BLACHOWICZ?
Reyes eats both for lunch
this card sucked
>>142224689Back to plebbit
>>142224776Dolidze puts this flushed bum back in his place.
>>142224758undefeateda loss takes your god status especially when you are knocked out and in spectacular fashionkhabib never had a scratch on him like some kind of mythical warrior
>>142224625Looks like he kinda felt bad
>>142224760Krylov died in Ukraine>>142224761Yes
>>142224567france_ufc_records.png
Jiris on twitter crying
>>142224802Ankalaev mauls the chamacel
>>142224612Apparently Ilia and Volk also have greco background. But yeah… Being taller definitely benefits this style, so it shouldn’t work for Ankalaev. And put some respect on Mark O Madsen‘s name.
grappling is cowardly and you can't be a god because of that
>NO AND GET THIS… HE’S A FRIGGIN SAMURAI, DUDE!
>>142224795yeah i know but pound for pound islam possibly has a better resume now. i'll have to look at them more closely.
>>142224809Nope. Try again.
>>142224817Does this interpol most wanted geezer look cowardly to you?
>>142224817Cope bitch. Sorry you didn't wrestle as a kid and therefore I can grab your neck and end your life at any moment.
>>142224792Cucklidze cant heem vaxxmaxxed pensioner smiffy
Reminder that Jiri still has two more shots of scoring a a victory and winning the rivalry under Jizzy rules
Trump, a long-time UFC fan, couldn't hide his admiration for Payton Talbott during the podcast. He marveled at Payton Talbott's perfect record, saying, "I met Payton. Who’s 9-0, he had painted his nails he just said, that’s it for me and you know his bussy is immaculate."Moreover, Trump emphasized Talbotts's dominance in the octagon. "Probably he never lost even a round. I think he, 9-0, they say he never lost a round," Trump continued, clearly impressed by the fighter's skill and discipline.
Anthony Smith
>>142224881>g-give me Jiri a third time!No.
>>142224809Some of them do represent France but I put their real flag there, weirdly, Salim Touahri is Polish-Algerian lol >>142224666No, he's Assyrian
>>142224722Potential goat.Would still need a few title defenses in my eyes. Maybe 3 each in lhw and hw from decent contenders and id rate him.
the most kino thing that could happen to ufc is conor actually fighting and beating chandler then getting his special treatment title shot against islam triggering khabib to come out of retirement to avenge his fallen brother khabib vs conor II will restore order in our fucked up timeline
>>142224905>No, he's Assyrian>tfw have no idea what the difference isgod it feels good not being a race obsessed mong
>>142224722>ducking Ankalaev to duck Aspinall and fight Jones who is also ducking AspinallTrue GOAT shit.
>>142224939Assyrians are very ancient people but Arabs destroyed their civilization and stole their land
>>142224881He already won
>>142224939>NOOOOOO YOU CAN'T BE KNOWLEDGEABLE ABOUT ETHNIC GROUPS! THAT'S RACIST!
>>142224952She was off that YAK celebrating Poatans win.. she is too goofy.. going 9-5 on picks for the UFC Card is pretty good
>>142224966>>142224952kys
Ank is people's champion. Goodnight.
>>142224952>>142224966women with male hobbies is a red flag
>>142224987u tired already?
>>142224977this nigga an actual fruitcake? wtf
>>142224987Oinkalaev, his best win is.... THE Johnny Walker lol
>>142224990care to explain? i've never had a female friend and my youth was stunted due to covid and social anxiety
>>142224946>Jones beats Stipe, retires to duck Aspinall>Aspinall handed undisputed HW belt>Poatan moves up to HW and beats Aspinall for the beltGOAT status?
>>142225013has to run it back for jizzy III
>>142225024>beats Izzy at 205, beats Aspinall at HWGOAT status?
pereira can't beat aspinall or jones, if he goes to heavyweight it should be to heem cans like gayne and pooeyvasa, we already saw him beat him in sparring
>>142225049he could easily knock both of those out
>>>142223920Alex and Phillip beated and submitted indo aryan nomads on the steppe of crimea and central asia
>>142225063And he submitted them so hard that they paid a tribute of women to the macedonians
>>142225063here we fucking go again just stfu this is mma discussion general
>>142224744Ah yes Khabib the can crusher, UFC's MVP
>>142225084>this is mma discussion generalNo it’s not
Khabib is too stupid to wrestle against connor
>>142225102its certainly not im a fucking faggot french nigger talking about ancient civilization general seriously nobody want hear it fuck off to the actual board for it if you are that much of a virgin on top of being an mma fan
>>142225120Why are you seething
How fucking good was this man in his prime?
>>142225141youre bringing shit from a different thread that wasnt relevant in the first place to stroke your ego about how knowledgeable you think you are fr*nch nigger fuck
Connor McGregor is akin to St Patrick, driving the snakes from the UFC. The titanium shinbone will NEVER fail
>>142225120Hes a brownoid mena nafri french people arent this gay and low iq
>Con el Aka en la caraAnuel AA reacts to Poatan Pereira knocking out Jiri
>THIS can will beat Alex fer shure! It starts to look like Jones situation. Only few HW can beat him
>>142225230Go die in a war, unless you're a based Dagestani or Chechen. In that case, go kill Russians.
jiribros....
>>142225230reminds me of the time they sucked gaycheese off for weeks like he was a god at wrestling and would stop khabibs tds but then khabib just effortlessly mounts and submits him
jiris heart is crazy though
>>142225262Kys, terrorist muzzie faggot lover
You know someone got their ass beat when niggas start bringing up "heart"
>>142225000no he has a girlfriend, but he is zesty in the respect that he wears nail polish and wears flamboyant clothing like izzy
pereira heems aspinall in the first round
>>142225186Bulgarian faggot still mad about the 500 years of muslim domination
I would just like to remind everyone, every time Aspinall has lost its been leg related
Pereira has fought 5 ranked fighters and lost to one of themHe's no Jon Jones
>>142225338So he is a faggot
soijack ruined the internet forever
if the first fight wasn't stopped when it was the only thing that would've changed was the amount of brain damage jiri tookdone complaining about marc goddard
>>142225153gastelum-esque
How was Garry Vs MVP?
>>142225435Garry is a pussyHe's probably going fo fight the same way against the entire top 5 except Colby since Colby has no power
>>142225435garry threw like 3 punches the entire fight and laid on top of him the rest of the timemvp was too fast for him
>>142225431jon looks small af there
>>142225374jon jones lost to a ranked opponent before
>>142225453>>142225450A double fraudcheck? Kino
>>142225435Garry looked formidable, image GSP and Khabib combined. Heem loves to hate him but he will continue to be a problem for the division
>>142225355You have to go back to where you are from inatead of trying to pass as french grekojew turkmutt
>>142225528Why do you still have turks in your country tho ?https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bulgarian_Turks
>>142225435fight of the night
Jiri is a fun fighter to watch but he drops his hands way too much.
fuck it let jiri go to middleweight
>>1422252782025 title run starts now
Incredible how no one is asking for the trilogy with Izzy and just want a superfight with Joones lmao. Pereira deserve all the money he ask for that fight and then retire a happy life, he was everything we thought Chimaev was gonna be
>>142225624Izzy has shot down the trilogy like 50 timesIt's jot happening
>>142225624Poofc were trying to set up the trilogy, the plan for Perth was Pereira/prochazka 2 and dricus/pissy in the co-main
>>142225564Because they would rather be here and speak bulgarian than go back to turdkyiv and live among the uruk hai hordes just like you would rather wash dishes and granny asses in le france instead of getting bussy busted in istanbul brothels by bug chasing kurds.Roachyboy know it doesnt quake in france, but if enough of you gather there im sure something terrible would happen, how many thousands of roaches got crushed anyway?
>>142225644>wins once>refuses a rematch he was given multiple times What a pussy
>>142225653Im not even turkish you idiot Anyway they still owned you and you are still seething to this day
>zero Jon Jones tweets about Pereira or the fight nightWeird as hell.
>>142225727hes terrified
>>142225677>im not turd>i w-wonBruh..
>>142225727Just wait until the Manchester card
Jiribros... this one hurt
>>142225750he looks like he just lost his toy truck
>>142225750Jiri looks like he is about to enter into a deep depression. I feel for that dude
>>142225727Quaking in his boots, and not from the coke
>>142225750I hope he’ll be okay. He looked crushed. No matter what he’ll always have given us the legendary Glover fight
>>142224037this fucker is definitely using magicfuck this captcha system
If Jiri loses his next fight he’ll retire, I recall him saying that once he got the belt he didn’t want to stick around long, there will be no tony-esque run from him
>>142225750He wasn't all there
>>142225750
>>142225750Are Chama done broke his Abetenna
I'm gonna tattoo "Chama!" on my dick
>>142224060>>142224134if magomed fought alex i would 100% expect some stupid ass scrambles and daft shit like alex blatantly baiting the uppercut for 8 minutes and Ankalaev biting anyway
i can't believe the conor pasta is still baiting cazzies
Gane would easily defeat Pereira and in fact he will
>>142225868In what font size b
/x/ won
>Fights to make after 303Alex Pereira v Magomed AnkalaevJiri Prochazka v Khalil Rountree JrDiego Lopes v Yair RodriguezDan Ige v Calvin Kattar 2Ian Garry v Shavkhat RakhmonovMVP v Joaquin BuckleyJoe Pyfer v Kelvin GastelumPayton Talbott v Bekzat AlmakhanRei Tsuruya v Jake Hadley
>*chuckles* Yes… feed me to Pereira.
>>142225808Nah he was awake and forming memories but concussions can make people very emotional, compare his face to the look of absolute confusion on ghenmouri’s face after he got heemed, he probably didn’t wake up til he was in the back
Yeah man i had to know what the fuck is going with Hill. He have the mind of a sore loser 12 year old boy
if alex pereira is so good why hasn't he beaten connor mcgreger?
https://x.com/jiri_bjp/status/1807350845899722823?t=6AZEZBIuRq_D77Z9IhTJ9Q&s=19
do hill vs ulberg or hill vs jiri
jiri vs jamahal on short notice in 1.5 months
>>142225940Shit forgot linkhttps://x.com/ChampRDS/status/1807281921132531949
>>142225940Hood individuals are like that
>>142225951If Hill injured the same leg he injured before he is gonna be out for a very long time
pyfers transplant failed miserably lmao
>>142225954>>142225947this isn't even bad imo, i find his general seethe hilarious tho lmao
does jan seriously think he's getting a rematch with alex without having to fight somebody else first?
>>142225976let him cook....
>>142224118its the youtuber themselves shilling
>>142225947>only one thing goes through my mind: I will evolve to the next level or I will never fight againDamn.
jiri was never goodglover win was a flukesomeone had to say it
>>142225893MVP vs Wonderboy seems like an obvious one. Any chance that Colby takes the Garry fight now, since Garry didn’t look too impressive?
>>142224392Cutelaba cast a Moldovan hex on Ankalaev, his entire career has been silly ever since those fights. He has some skills but fights like an idiot and will get sparked by Alex early in the fight probably.
>>142226136Garry isn't a draw or remotely interesting why would Colby demean himself
Ian Machado Garry just keeps delivering mind blowing performances. This kid looks unstoppable a
>>142226136>>142226175Dana defended Colby and said he never turns down fights, so Dana likes Colby and will probably give him something he actually wantsGarry fight was boring and they knew it, Dana said he scored it a draw kek.
UFC 303: Ige vs Lopes
>>142223965He watches all his fights cheering for the other guy and then seethes when pereira wins, spiteful homosexual mindset
hello i am movsar evloevi beat diego lopes
>>142226308Schaub's podcast buddy said Colby's foot was legit heemed beyond ballewn status and as of recently he still had a visible limp which makes him baiting Faggy into a fight that wasn't going to happen even funnier, iirc at media day Ian claimed the excuses for it not happening "didn't make sense" like Colby "not being cleared" which all makes sense if what Callum said is true.QRD Garry is UFC's KWABHoFOTY
>>142224011Izzy also had maybe the worst fight in history against Yoel Romero
Daily reminder to be joe pyfer
Ian Macho Garry fucked MVP up man, he raped his soul.
>>142224009she's coked out
>>142224009why do white women insist on wearing so much makeup when it's clearly aging them
>>142226436>>142226455
>>142226408>>142226447some german was saying the lightning strikes in germany were horrendous last night and near constanthas it cooled down, was there much damage?
Ian Machado Garry once said: line them up and I'll keep knocking them down. He hasn't knocked many people down since then but fuck it I am Garry
>>142226525What is this the weather channel
>>142226524>lose fight>work on your mistakes>make the right adjustments
"I would invade his favela on horseback and kill anyone that was not fit to work. But we are in a new time." - Ian Garry
>>142224343Does that nigga know he's got a goatse logo
>>142226447>Cocked
>>142224653Ok retard
>>142224656>If you don't say something nice about me Dana Imma get injured again
>>142225947Anime training arc incoming
TITLE RUN STARTSNOW
Jiri deserves this for pissing hot
Let us all take a moment and appreciate Jan Blachowicz
>>142225750:(
>>142227108>Uses Voodoo magic to steal Jiris remaining energy
>>142226059SAMURAI BROS WE ARE SO BACK
>>142225750I don't get itHe is super likeable but hands down one of the dumbest fighters I've seen
>>142227108>>142227136highlander-esque
Bros I'm making some OC content. Can any kind anon please help me get any of these 4 pics?>Adesanya vs Pereira face off before their first kickboxing match>Pereira's hand getting raised after the first match>Adesanya vs Pereira face off before second kickboxing match>Pereira's hand getting raised after their second matchMeme will be used to dab on Jizzyslurpers
>>142227179Best I can do is a 1080p photo of my anus
>>142227179
made £1000 profit last night. From £120 worth of bets. Feels good bros. Anybody who frequents /bet/ can see my breakdowns etc. 304 is going to be amazing
>>142227108Same vibes as this, from 3:30 onwardshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qNTmT177Edo
look how they massacred my boyman it fucking hurts, that was a devastating knockout and his instagram video made me sad. i think i'll be taking a vacation from heems untill the end of summer at least. i hope jiri recovers.
I seriously doubt they'll put Roman in the top 10.
>>142225750People give me a lot of criticism for labeling a fighter as "reddit", well let me explain why Jiri is a reddit fighter;He's a weeb who abandoned his heritage for a reddit interpretation of japanese culture. In contrast, Alex Pereira embraces his heritage and uses it to fuel his desire to win.
heem sleepy
Apparently Pereira's entire gameplan came from watching Jiri post instagram training videos and seeing how focused he was on leg kicksHe decided he would be so focused on leg kicks he wouldn't properly defend a switch kick
>>142227304Love that Herb runs a loop around them rather than take one step to the left.
>>142227304take notes goddard, that is how you let a real one go out on his shield. herbal dream delivering another masterclass on the ref game
peieria is such a bum embarrassing how dominant he is
>>142227301Ian Garry is a reddit faggot by your definition
>>142227365>peieria is such a bumMidwit take from some one who had a very basic understanding of kickboxingHow does it feel to be dumber than Rogan?
i went to bed expecting a brian ortega fight and woke up to danny gaywhat happened ortega heads?
>>142227450he has no chin, no defense, he's completely clueless, there's a clip of him sparring some amateur boxer and looking like a retard jiri fights like a complete fuckwad
>>142227451He got a fever or something, Daner suspects he has personal life problems. Cartel good Brian evil?
Lionfart
>>142227497>he has no chinAt LHW he can take a punch>no defenseYou know NOTHING about even midlevel striking if you genuinely think this. Like this is on the level of just not watching fights>he's completely cluelessYeah man he's just falling into all of those KO setups just getting lucky man>clip of him sparring some amateur boxer THE 30 second sparring clip that means absolutely nothing because it's just sparring?????
>>142223853Jiri won
>>142225278its overhe was the yamcha all along
>sparring clipOh, you mean that time where guys are honing technique in a controlled environment and no one is trying to heem?
Perreira heems tom and jerry
>>142223943>worlds manliest czechstill can't cope with the fact my boy lost to him
>>142224065>no upper lipdisgusting, she's only posted because half the site has a short hair fetish and her body is nice
>>142227808Asspinbum has been real quiet since are Chama heemed Jiri
>>142226585i always look out for my heem bros
>>142224592palestinians are jews who converted to islam
>>142224950Assyrians did exactly the same thing as arabs retard. Before arabs took over everyone in the middle east spoke assyrian, because they conquered the region and "destroyed" what existed before.You're a fucking gypsy btw, in France you are even more hated than arabs how is that possible ?
>>142224568Didnt face any grappler>>142224567Half of them arent arabsMENA ≠arab
>>142227955Blaydes heems tom asspiss for not stopping illegal immigration
>>142225007They're usually a bicycle if you catch my drift.
>>142227301what should he do to get in touch with his czech heritage? beer, speed or filming a porno
Heeminder that Danny Gay purposefully lost when he could have effortlessly KO'd Lopes.
>>142224905>count iranians and maghrebis>doesnt put assyrians who are semites like arabs You negative IQ retarded brainlet gypsy>>142224950They didnt Thats what persians, greeks and romans did retardAssyrians are closer to arabs than any other
>>142228170>losing on purposewhat is his plan?
did anyone else feel like the Jiri vs Poatan fight was faked? its like they rehearsed when he is going to do a knockout in end of rd1 but jiri messed it up so he now had to take a KO fall and pretend hes out in rd2
>>142224722Jizzy will NEVER fight him again.
>>142225750>>142227108Somebody check Pereira for energy sensors on his hands, that guy gives DBZ android vibes.
>>142228236no, jiri just didnt recover enough between rounds
>>142228013I just wanted to sound cool like Nate Diaz b
>>142228062This retard doesnt even know that 1) Arabs and Assyrians are extremely clause because both are semites 2) It was Persians, Greeks and Romans who destroyed them, not arabs, when arabs conquered the mid east, first of all they were here since 2500 years ago in the levant and mesopotamia, two, you had multiple peoples there not assyrians and those people were already destroyed by romans/greeks and persians
>>142228259pootans coach the fat 500lbs guy gave him a sip of monster right before the UFC inspector faced him there could've been roids in it he should be disqualified
Jerry heems
>>142226175Beatable high-ranked guy and the only fighter more hated than him. If Colby’s writers come up with good lines and he wins he could get somewhat relevant again.
>>142225954Why is Jamahal so zesty?
>>142228373Why does this look so different from MMA?
Hill vs perreira 2 ufc 304
>>142227055Journeyman Jan was the greatest journeyman of all time. Too bad his stamina bar is always on E.
Guys this is fucked up, Alex's voodoo actually worked on Jiri:https://youtu.be/rjUPPozgPqs
>>142227716alex is a scholar
>CHUCK AND FORRESTWhy is Daner like this?Why does he sound like my Boomer parents with nostalgia glasses on?
>>142228373Wow Michael Sean is getting a real stone cold ass whuppin>>142228405Colby should have a predictable snoozefest putting Belmao what'shisname over, that's a better fight
Jiri needs to go the Strickland route and train with pereira
Rock 'em Sock 'em Robots works great until you lose your chin. Jiri really does need to evolve if he wants to stay in the sport.
>>142228533This
>>142228416Norffside gangstas be on dey bidness like dat ya dig jive turkey
>>142223924What loss? he kod alex and is teh champion
>>142228424it was a different time
>>142228478dana's performance in the presser today was completely unhinged. when that journo pointed out that alex has cleaned out the top talent at LHW and maybe he should go to HW to challenge the champ there completely mind broke him. he is genuinely scared of people thinking that poohand might heem portajon. nobody actually cares about jon vs stipe daner
>>142228676There is always an anon who finds himself in a parallel universe after the event
>>142228762>>142228762Yeah nobody cares about Jones vs Stipe, so why does Daner suck Jones's dick so much?
>>142228889I have similar bicep inserts to Poatan. Chama!
>>142226356>tries to appeal to zoomers and gen a>develops child like eqKek
>>142228932So short bicep insertions like 50% of humankind?
Don't know why I don't like Pereira he's entertaining with great Knockouts just seems like a prick
>>142228932I've noticed that a lot of hard punchers' upper arm is basically deltoid-dominated, you should try heeming someone
Jiri sisters, how are we holding up?
>>142229012Ch-ch-chama!
>>142228796No there isnt your just a fagot
>>142227202kek
SERGAI PAVLOVICH
*gasses out against a fighter on 10 minutes notice*
>>142224037Jiri bros, this is sad.
>>142229054I guess there's no time like now *heems you*
>>142229160Seemed like Ige's plan was to do fuck all the first two rounds.
>>142229160danny gay was already training for another fight and cut zero weight
>>142229160>guy who didn't cut weight is more durableyou dont say
those guys from fighting nerds are performing quite well
>>142229160>has to make weight 3 times
>>142229237An mma fighter was training?!!?? No frickin way dude
>>142229126Fuck off retard
>>142229352no freaking way, unironically
>>142228596He's past that at this point in his career
>no good fights until august>last event was shaite apart from the main event>last two fight nights were absolute xanax tier sleepy pills
Holy shit why are we talking about Jon Jones at every post fight press conference. This isn't on Dana either. These fucking "journalists" keep pressing the issue. Who the fuck cares. Let it fucking go.
2 horrific ppvs in a row carried by the main event. the next one will be good r-right guys?
>>142229505the fadeback left hook is what he used on strickland too
>>142229541
>>142229368How you even get mad from that. Concession accept pasta chink
>>142229160What a fucking gooberJust looking at him annoys me
>>142228470talbout he mantled ogre frok tekken?
Ankalaev is fucking shit and will get heemed and if he was named Johnson he would be completely unrated
>>142230061his best win just got schooled by dolidze off the couch
>>142229505that left hand power makes no fucking sense
>>142230112he finds the chin very consistently. no saying he's doesn't have power, but his placement is perfect nearly every time
>>142225750Woke up to my boy dead
>>142229690Shut up
If Ankalaev bad why does pereddit keep ducking him?
>>142230342But Pereira asked to fight him early and Ank is the one that said no because he HAS to fight him in abu schaubi, how is that ducking?
>>142230404>Ank is the one that said nosource?
>>142230432Where is the inbred? Why didn't he show up?
nothing but facts here
>>142230469I accept your concession.
>>142230498ali is so cringe lol
OC.
>>142230498>I do not need to take him downfamous last words
>>142230515I look forward to Shartkalaev's frail little inbred legs getting torn apart in december.
>>142229505>"Heh you sure got me with another great hook there Poatan, good one"
>>142230571Third pic should be Jizzy saying best 3 out of 5
Why is Anthony Smith still on the UFC roster?
>>142230660Thanks anon, fixed.
This kills the Pereiratard.
>>142229505It literally defies physics. His feet aren't even planted.
>>142230498IM THE BEST LIGHT HEAVYWEIGHT IN THE WORLD GIVE ME ALEX PEREIRA in abu schaubi october 2025
>>142230609pereddit keeps ducking sadly
So do we agree now that the magic talk before the fight was just Jiri getting shook and trying to shake that fear off from him?
>>142230785yw, good stuff
>>142230910No. That was sorcery
>>142230785>1. Izzy won, robbery>2. Izzy Tkoed pereddit and the ref stepped in. Anything that happened after is non canon. >3. fake early stoppage while izzy was up on the cards, technical decisions win for izzy >4. brutal KO win for izzy, rivalry ended In many Chadesanya 4-0
>>142223853That main even was way better than what the chandler and mcgregor fight would have been
>>142231111Id rather see Conor get KO'd than Jiri
>>142230821>His feet aren't even planted.Who's says they should?
>>142231537
>>142231111>>142231418>my boy got heemed because conor couldn't get off the nose beers in time for 303
>>142229505Jiri looks shook even in this webm, watch his expression in the first 2 seconds - he already looked defeated.Actually Jiri was pretty shook for the lead-up to this fight, in contrast to his warrior-persona. Was it really because of the spirits thing? Jiri that fought just now is not the same Jiri that fought Pereira last year. Not that I think it would've changed the result, but at least Jiri wouldn't have been mentally buckbroken.
Poatan is the craziest fighter I have ever seen. Guy just shows up and makes the UFC look like a total buffoonery. We need more Glory fighters in the UFC they are elite.But most top guys don't wanna switch over
>>142231915many such cases. getting mentally heemed by a robbery can fuck up the best of the best. look at what happened to reyes
Why didn’t Jiri put his fucking hands up for the single most powerful puncher in the organization?
>>142232038there was no robbery copecel, pereira beats jiri 99/100 times
>>142232038Last fight wasn't a robbery! Early stoppage, but only by a few seconds. 95% chance Jiri was going to get finished for real last time. I think Jiri knew it too and felt underprepared for this fight.
If heem steps to me I'll become violins. I'll break his eye orbital at the sugar factory
The shamantic magicks willed this into existence.
>>142220550ignoring all the other failed attempts because he can't chain wrestle, he just dove for open mat single legs the whole fighthe has good trips in the clinch and good timing but he doesn't setup his shots well and often doesn't commit to anything at all in the clinchzero jiu jitsu to speak of either. can't pass guard or submit. sad!
The moment Jiri started coping about Shaman spirits, everyone should have knows he was mentally spooked
https://www.reddit.com/r/ufc/comments/1drxyzr/jiÅ™Ã_procházkas_reaction_to_his_fight_with_alex/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web3x&utm_name=web3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_buttonjiri speaks
>pisses hot and hides behind a fake shoulder injury
Jamahal heems Jiri
>>142232646Fuck you
>>142232678Jamahal vs Jiri is a good fight to make.
feels like a bonus that jiri's even gotten this far when he fights like such a retard so this doesn't hit that hardlhw is dogshit so we can still get a few quality heems out of him for the rest of his prime
why won't dana feed jon bones men jones to pereira everyone forgot about ngannou there's no need to protect jones anymore
>>142232303Fuck you
>>142232678Shitmahal has zero power. Jirka will kill him
>>142233004Jones will retire after the Stipe fight.Jones is too fat and his hormones are all over the place. He can't keep a proper camp without injuring himself.
>>142233004Jones will take a free win off 90yo stipe and retire
>>142224351Just wanna draw attention to this cope before the thread dies. >Conor ran his mouth... therefore he le heckin won!!!!Kek
>"At the end of the day, no one knows who the fuck [Alex is]. And he's gonna be that guy, when I'm a world champion, when I'm a legend, he's gonna be at some pub, talking some shit about "I beat that guy one time," trying to get his dick sucked from a crack whore or some shit."really is unfortunate how egotistical izzy is. people would be a lot more forgiving of his cringier qualities if he had some humility about him.
Where are we gonna get our heems next week?
How do we raise the collective iq of the sport?
>>142233223It's the cringe that mage him as big as he is
>>142233198ydksaf
>>142233266Make it so that getting punched in the head for a living doesn't cause brain damage
>>142233223cringeliterally every fighter does this shit but every real one is able to be respectful after the fight which izzy always is
>>142232646>source? i made it up
>>142233336factually false
I slept through rise.. cause my schedule was turned to watch ufc.. not worth at all
>>142233370watch any of his post fight pressers
>>142233336Poatan has been nothing but respectful towards him since he joined the UFC and has pretty much moved on from the rilvalry while saying he wants to train with Jizzy. Jizzy is still talking shit about him a year after their fight, he fucking hates Poatan and is jealous of how popular he became, let's be real here.
>>142233370Izzycels are dangerously low iq b don't waste your posts debating such a barely sentient lifeform
>>142233271he obviously has a lot of fans who try to excuse his cringy behavior or don't think it's cringy at all, but most people prefer a more humble fighter. if he were as flashy as he is - to the extent that he is - but showed better character, I don't see why he wouldn't have better public favor than he currently has. he honestly could've even minimized all the ridicule he got for the dog stuff he's now commonly known for.>literally every fighter does this shitdefine "this shit." at best izzy only ever gives a half-hearted acknowledgement of his opponents skills after he loses to them. in that same interview when he was talking about alex years ago he couldn't help but qualify that "that was my first and ever knockout," and he's made similarly insecure comments about his boring fights, his fight with strickland, you name it. alex (and plenty of other fighters) haven't done that.
>>142233620last part meant for >>142233336
>>142233620I think fighters should be more humble too but just look at Conor and realize that you're wrong.
>>142233223>egotisticalYou keep using that word
>>142233620Do you need a tissue little boy
today i will remind them
Speaking of Conor has he posted any new pictures of his penis lately or does his little pinky toe hurt too much to put on the speedo and show off his penis on instagram
heeminder dannygay wasnt even given tickets to the fights
>>142233771Blood Diamond somehow looking the most zesty
>>142233707>but just look at Conor and realize that you're wrongconor's an exception, and even there as famous as he is he's fallen out of public favor a lot in the past few years due to his extracurricular activities. if he himself were more humble in defeat, he would have even more fans.>>142233719>"Believing oneself to be better and more important than others due to one's position, popularity, wealth, appearance, etc."yup, that's izzy
>>142224011And Pereira has avoided every wrestler in two divisions, specially middleweight which has a wrestler infestationHe's performing well but the matchmaking has been extremely favorableAdesanya fought a lot of wrestlers that were a nightmare matchup for him on paper and shut them all down
>>142233957>damn that nigga lookin ZESTY
lopes crotchsniffed
>>142234060>sweet as a sugar plum you say
Man it's to fucking hot to live
>>142230112he hooks nearer than the usual hook goes. look closely into it. most people hook from further away while he does it when very near with oponents, this way less power dissipates.
>>142228878Its his retirement fight
>>142234021name these wrestlers hes avoiding, ank doesn't count he declined a fight with alex at 300
>>142234401ZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzRoid jones is retiring ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
>>142233567>jealousy is disrespectful>>142233620every pro fighter has insanely inflated self belief but some are more willing to mask it than othersizzy was very respectful to jan, pereira, and strickland after losing to them, but why does humility only have to be shown after he loses? it doesn't make sense why people would dislike him for this when he's won for most of his ufc careertrue disrespect is rousey refusing to shake hands with tate after winning or dustin getting up in hooker's face after winning cause of all the shit he talked before the fighteither way ego is a horrifically cringe thing to dislike about any fighter, if you don't like izzy because of his personality or fucks dogs or whatever that's fine>>142233576no i fucking hate izzy it's just ridiculous to say his ego is bigger than any other fighter when we only see it more often because he's a superstar former champion
>>142228470He needs to watch some grappler baki and get some new techniques
>>142233771Shameful
>>142229505Is it me or has Peirera gotten way better since the first Jiri fight.How did he go to going to war with Bruno Silva to completely obliderating Hill and Jiri without effort.
>>142234560Why are you so mad
>>142234560>every pro fighter has insanely inflated self belief but some are more willing to mask it than othersself-belief is isn't exactly the same as self-conceit. you can think you can beat everyone in the world - even if there's not much evidence for it - but that doesn't mean you'll cope and try to rationalize your losses if and when you do lose. after alex lost to izzy he expressed gratitude for his lot in life and said he lost to the better man, but izzy can't bring himself to make those same statements. he's even convinced himself that "he know" alex doesn't like him, when there's mostly been evidence of great respect, calling izzy a warrior, among other things.
>>142234833the shaman
>>142234833Bruno Silva is just. That. Good.
>>142234881Crybaby
>>142234833you were warned but you didn't believe. he is using supernatural aid. expect painful payment from pereiras side in the future. have your eyes open.
That version of Peireira fucks ups the version of Jon that nearly lost to Santos and Reyes
>>142234833LHW is bum central, perennial contender smiff just lost to short notice dolidookie
what if ankalaev outgrapples and subs pereira
>>142234898ironic coming from you
>>142234456>Chimaev Explicitly ducked, told him they could fight at 205 (for nothing) when Pereira hadn't even fought there yet, we're talking about a guy that can make 170>Robert Whittakeralso mentioned pereira, pereira never acknowledged him, primarily a striker but has amazing wrestling when needed>to a lesser extent jack hermanssonHe was ranked above pereira and could have been the fraud check that most fighters go through as they try to rise through the rankings, except pereira>RakicHe didn't duck him but he got to leapfrog him as a consequence of his successful ducks from before, bad matchup for him, he has zero qualms about turning a fight into a semen slurper
Guru shited trousters
make a new thread i won't be coming here for a long long timelets go for itsee you in the gym
>>142235209
>>142235012Alex would heem every fighter you mentioned you faggot
>>142235759Didn't heem 40yo jan (not even a wrestler), got wrestlefucked by him for a whole round and arguably lost, the decision was coin flipYou're under the impression that he's now invincible because he's fought two wild bums who leave their chin up in a row, idiot
