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K-1 is better
One Championship mogs all saar
>>142235255Unironically true.
>"tomorrow, fuck the fight. I'm coming for those tacos."
>enters the thread
>>142235209
>>142235434>hits you with that asian twink stare
UFC has dropped off hard, I use to care about the full card from top to bottom now there's like 2 fights to be excited for
>>142235539Pretty normal cycle for MMA fans bro, we all go through it.
>>142235434That's gay
>successfully wrestlestalled a 40 year old bellator can crusher after getting pieced up on the feetGARRY BROS WE'RE GOING TO THE TOP
>>142235634!!!
>>142235634you laugh but garry is a hard matchup for leon, he just need to avoids shavkat
>>142235602you call it a cycle but the ufc is objectively worse now
if mvps such a can why did you pick him to beat garry?
>>142235634How does MVP have such non-existent grappling, he runs an MMA gym I'm pretty sure
>>142226525not that much thunder where I'm atheavy rain though
>>142235686>just needs to avoid shavkatstory of the entire welterweight division
CHAMA.
>>142235718thought he was too proud to wrestlefuck
mvp is a boring fighter, sorry "technically" outstriking people, but landing less than 20 punches in three rounds and not coming close to finishing anyone nor doing any kind of damage is not fun to witness did we see the same fight? pieced garry up on the feet? not at all
I can't believe MVP was smiling after that. Garry didn't beat him he just stalled and won by avoiding getting beaten up.
>>142235686Garry is too passive to fight LeonLeon's movement and striking defense will shut him down badly, and Garry's grappling looked lackluster against MVP (who the fuck passes up an RNC like that?) so I'm not sure he would have much success there against LeonI'd expect a guy like Islam or Shavkat to put Leon down, definitely not Garry
>>142235382kek jerry is such alittle bitch
Johnny Walker is still ranked higher than Volkan Oezdemir on the UFC site
Machado Garry took MVP's soul
>>142235979my bad ill get right on updating the site sorry
>>142235943>Garry is too passive to fight Leonleon is extremely passive, I think they'd have an awful leg kick match with no clear winner
it's machado-garry
>>142235882Try knocking someone out when they're hugging your arms, before you say that's a skill issue not it's not, watch a YouTube "beat" pro boxers and MMA fighters doing this exact thing.
>>142235882>not at allBro like every other shit MVP landed had Garry scared for his life, he got rocked badly in that second round
>OH MY GOD IAN GARRY JUST BACKPACKED MVP THE ENTIRE THIRD ROUND!!!cut them both
Izzybros...
>>142235979So is SirGay Pablobitch above Volkov
This video makes me sad
In many ways Izzy is 4-0 against Pereira.
>>142236024>>142236035His name is Machado Garry. Please get it right
>>142236101Jerry heemed a second time by just a glance from Poatan, kek.
>>142235255>>142235209PFL is the best
>>142235522Jelly of that nigga hair
>a week off and then two dogshit cards until 304
>>142236069they must've just forgot to do them last week lol
>>142236101There are levels to this shit it seems
>>142235361nigga needs to get back on a diet
>>142236101jerry is STILL MY BOY
>wake up >Remember jiri got heemed againFeels food meng.
alex clearing out lhw isn't even impressive. middleweight is just a level above that dogshit division, see dolidze vs smith
Say thank you
Ian Machado Garry would easily take Shavkat to an extremely boring split decision and possibly even win
>>142236101
>>142235686Leon isn't that good. Plainly and simply. His career is a kick
53rd for anime
Garry vs Leon will be a funny fightEither Garry decides he doesn't care about Leon's power and fights like he used to, only to get that shit shut down and to start floundering Or Garry remembers how Leon sent him to the hospital with a headkick when they trained together, and he fights like a pussy again, and we get a contested split decision where nothing happened
>>142236284People are calling Ige a real one for fighting on 4 hours notice, but TBA is fighting twice in one day
>>142236284Literally fucking WHO? Besides of course my Rosie poo
>>142236284they can save this shit depending on who they get to fight dober (it will be some dwcs scrub i've never heard of)
Will England heem today?
>>142236283Yeah what the actual fuck was that fight. Though Smiff has the body of a pig so we should've known.
>runs up to the fighters from the other side of the cage>looks like he's about to stop the fight, stands between the fighters and trips over his feet>does a 360 shuffle and then finally moves out of the way telling the hurt fighters to keep fightingWhy does Herb keep doing this?
I just got unofficial news that usada is investigating pereiraI knew he cheated
>>142236292That kick knocked Garry out and hospitalized him, unironically
>>142236290what's that got to do with webm? The supreme gentleman could have been an actor with those placements...
You may not believe it, but I cannot be heemed. Alex Pereira couldn't heem me. Francis Ngannou couldn't even heem me. Their only chance at victory would be a mercy stoppage by the ref while I'm out on my feet.
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>>142236283yea hw is the real division>THE tom aspinall>THE 50 year old jones
>>142236284Banger
How dogshit is Garry? His arm was under the chin. Cross the forearms behind MVPs head and twist jfc.
>>142236407I was actually gonna ask you what you thought of it kek
>>142236283>>142236381That was an impressively bad performance by Smiff, he managed to get a fight witha guy so shit he had everybody believing on his on paper ability and he shat the bed.Jon failing to finish this bum is worst for his legacy than losing to Santos and Reyes.
>leaves UFC>fails at boxing>sees all these other powerpunchers with the world at their feetshe must be regretful
>>142236284>King of Kung-Fu>Dober >newly boyed Cody Brundagehonestly an okay fight night
>>142236475you're right, I don't believe you
>pages counter strikes are so devastatingsays joe rogan as michael whiffs a punch on ian machados arm 55 seconds into the fight after throwing two strikes, landing none, and eating two leg kicks im going through this fight and scoring the strikes myself because i cant believe anyone actually thinks mvp did anything this fight, you have got to be fucking with me
>>142236523He got paid like $30 mil+. I think he doesn't regret leaving the ufc.
>>142236523I think he's more regretful about killing his son.
>>142236523He should've only done the fury fight, return to MMgay with his newfound cazzie hype, and BTFO jones and aspinall.
>>142236583he outstruck him because ian didn't land anything
>>142236523Getting KOd that easily by AJ is embarrassing. But most guys he fights have basic boxing defense fundamentals so...
>>142236523I still believe that Big Ngubs heems Jones.
Dana said Covington didn't turn down the Garry fight
Fun fact: Alex picking up the headkick was the turning point where he went from journeyman to an elite P4P kickboxer
>>142236505Nobody things BBL Garry is more shit than Garry does. He was so intent on being Damian Maia, he as a striker got Damian Maia himself to prepare for another striker.Can anybody explain this?
>>142236523crying into his saudi millions mate. a lengthy and successful career as UFC champ wouldn't have made him a quarter of the money he made in 2 nights of boxing. MMA is for bums
>>142236315:(
>>142236622he made 1.5m tops
>>142236678Getting heemed by AJ isn't that bad when a kickboxer (lower skill sport with a more similar ruleset to MMA) is going out there and effortlessly heeming guys that once were champ.
>>142236583You do know that the camera angles don't show everything and can be deceiving, and a blocked punch can still have an effect? The noises those strikes made and Garry's reactions to them tell you everythingHe was getting hurt
Ok... now it's onto the biggest fight of the year, Edwards vs Belal.
>>142236101tough to see jerry stand up seconds after getting slept, hard to be a fan of a retard, at least it was done by pereira, and not some strickland tier fag.>>142235720martial farts are a fraud, you just have to mog your way to the top.
>>142236806$30 mil+ in boxing I mean. He doesn't regret making that money outside the ufc.
>>142236101Personally it makes me kek Brutal spirit mogging
For whatever reason, I don't have the Pereira heem saved. Can anybody post it? Thanks.
Can someone post Grasso’s feet pls
>>142236961and I responded by stating he made 1.5 maximum. don't listen to what the nose tells you bro
>>142236961Francis is a man and a man has a his pride. He got paid 20 millions to get huumiliated in front the entire world.
>>142236284This fucking organization. Add another weight division, get rid of the point system and rankings. Tired of this dog water literal who events full of sub 170 fighters.
>>142236999
Texecutionerbros... any updates?
This was such a beautiful knockdown.
>>142237186um yeah, it's over
>>142236523i thought he was heemed by that tall brazilian in pfl, the same guy that smoked the american refrigerator.maybe i'm dreaming future heems, if that's so excuse the spoilers.
JIRI WAS WINNING THE FIRST FIGHT UNTIL MARC GODDARD STOPPED IT EARLY
>>142237186
>>142237118>Outstriked>Outgrappled >Out spirited>Had a chance to recover >Herb had to hold him so he wouldn't stumble like a drunkard
>>142237460Alex was confused by Jiri's style in the first fight, but he downloaded the data
>>142237460In many ways, he also won the second fight.
>>142236657im scoring it myself right now, 345 seconds into the fight mvp landed 3 significant strikes at a 33% success rate, garry has landed 9 (including some of the ground strikes, most of which i didnt count) at a 69% success rate
>>142236517Strong first house emphasis indicates proneness to narcissism, especially in Leo. Chiron is a fake point with no influence. First house Sun opposite Saturn in the Seventh shows hardships in love, relationships with debilitating impact on his self-esteem and ego. The sun wants to break free from his restrictions but this needs honesty and hard work. Venus Virgo also indicates high criticism regarding potential partners, women, in second house may indicate he wanted to get girls with money, material possessions (I read his manifest years ago, don't quite remember whether he did but I have a feeling he went for this). Mercury square Scorpio Pluto in the 4th house shows dark thought patterns, bad habits, negative influence from his home life.Mars Virgo = calculated act of violence, maybe? I'm reaching.
>>142237518>Niggas at heem.org really watched Jerry get pieced up by Ratshit and thought that he would have a better chance against Alex in the rematch
>his riatsu.....is too stONG AACK>HERB HELP ME
>>142237599nah i don't think so
>>142237859think so
>>142237309>>142237518>>142237813should be a no contest IMO. lets see him do it with no shamanic buffs
30-24 Garry. Man this kid is a beast
>>142237460Jones dominated Gus twice.
>>142235255I tuned into K-1 yesterday for 5 minutes during the turk-moroccan fight>Empty, dead arena>Fat bums>Insufferable commentary>The british faggot kept calling turkey "Toorkeeyeh">The other guy was some random esl>Left after 1 round of pitter patstop shilling this crap, if i want kickboxing ill watch ONE
oh well i still have aljo-dono to carry on jiri-sama's will
Jones v Pereira would be real interesting. Wonder how Jon would deal with the leg kicks and if he'd have the chin to even take a shot from Pereira. And I'd like to see if Alex can survive against high level wrestlers with good submission skills.
>OOOHHHHHHH HE WON BY CHEATING WITH BLACK MAGIC STOP THE FIGHT
>>142237683Crazy how the poor bastard never had the chance to overcome his destiny cuh
>>142235282i dont think ive ever seen an indian civilian knock another indian civilian out. its like an entire country of people who cant throw a punch
With Andrei Arlovski no longer in The UFC, Stipe Miocic has yet to win a single fight in The UFC.
>>142236523I wish I could fail at something for $50 mil
>>142237813>best stare down you've ever seen!
>>142235382maybe dont fucking turtle while someone is in the middle of throwing a punch at you head. good GOD jiri fucking sucks and i have no idea how he made it this far. same with derrick lewis. fucking retards who are strong but have almost no defense, no fight iq, just fucking morons who got lucky having big muscles and flailing around
>>142238144Alex gets submitted in the first round, Jones takes zero chances against strikers. I'd rather see Alex vs Gane unironically.
>>142238144Jon's chin is the one thing undeniable about himBut there's a lot of flaws with Jon's defense that Alex can abuse and steal roundsThe real trial is not getting Ganed
>>142238144Jon has literally never been hurt
>>142238317he was rockedalso lewis is a counterpuncher i don't know where you got that idea from
dana fired arlovski because joe rogan wouldnt shut the fuck up. if buday and arlovski were 2 blacks joe would've acted like it was a technical chess match only hardcore sweet science scholars can appreciate
>>142238144Jon wrestles him no bother. There's a reason Jon is entertaining the thought of that fight but ducking Aspinall for dear life. Pereira's grappling is still amateur it's just that LHW is full of complete cans
>>142236403i think you mean usman
If you're a dosser and you know it live in Europe
>>142238562Damn, Arlovski got cut? Lmao
>>142238204I think Max Heindel said something along the lines of "you either become master over your stars and rule over them or they will rule over you". Everything is a choice my friend.
>>142237460>winning until he lost
>>142238317Funny thing is that he was about to do the exact same thing the first fight yet retards thought he was intelligently defending
>>142238724dana said arlovski's fight yesterday was his last
>>142236678how is that embarassing, AJ is world class and the fury fight, as with every fury fight, was a fucking fluke. fury sucks dick and just outlasts his opponents. AJ was an actual boxer and as expected, put ngubu on his ass
>>142238773that's not turtling jiri's sucking his penis there
>>142238908Some supposedly unhurtable juggernaut getting flatlined is embarrassing.
>>142238773This really was an early stop tho
>>142238144If Pereira could keep it on the feet he wins no problem, he might even finish jon but not only the wrestle meme would actually work with Jon, he is comparable strong to Pereira and for once jon would not be the one gassing when Pereira gets taken down.As of now i don't see a way Pereira beats jon other than early instant heem but if there's someone that could move up to hw and make it happen is Pereira.
>>142237118can they fire herb already? that fucking panicked run up he does every single time pisses me the fuck off, he legitimately throws off fighters with that stupid shit. either you're stopping the fight or you arent, why sprint up 2 inches away from the fighters after a big hit and not call it? a massive panicked sprint up should mean "im stopping this fight now" not "oh shit let me get a closer look"nigger you're the fucking ref, you should always have a close look. goddamn i know herb is an og but get him the fuck out.
>>142238553lewis moves like a newborn baby giraffe
>>142236284im going to watch only because of my niggas muslim and c-rod
the GSP / Brock era was the best.
>>142238908Embarrassing because ngubu didn't even have basic fucking defense. AJ laid a full wind up punch on him. Ngubus dumbass shouldn't have been keeping his lead arm way the fuck out trying to fight the hands in a boxing match lmao
>>142238144jones will blast double leg him then head and arm triangle him first round
>>142238323>Jones takes zero chances against strikersNot always true, he did have a kick boxing fight with Thiago Santos and if he does that Alex heems but I doubt he'd take that same risk with Pereira. Pereira hits much harder. I do think Jon sniffs Alex's crotch and submits him most likely.
>>142239359
So what's going on with Conor?
>>142236999>The champ Poatan, surrounded by cheering frens>The virgin samurai, locks himself in a dark room for 3 days
>>142236284I will probably watch this crap before watching k-1
Jones must have inside knowledge about Dana's harem of underaged Asian women he keeps locked in the basement on his house in Maine for dana to be glazing him this hard.It's a wrap on Jon's career. No one cares anymore. He's been superseded by new hot commodities like Pereira and strickland.
>>142239549being based
>>142239549
>>142239634jon jones is literally the best mixed martial artist to ever live and im not kidding
>>142239634>Dana's harem of underaged Asian womenHe gets inseminated by black men, Jones included
>>142238664Ian got hospitalized after a spar with Leon
>>142239610>Jiri begins seeing this in his isolation chamber
>>142239824oh i didnt know that
>>142239470The bong is right, there's a reason why Jon is ducking Aspinall and calling out Alex. One of his easiest matchups I reckon. Hopefully Alex never goes up to hw, he can have an easy title reign at lhw once he heems ACKalaev.
>>142239824Hospitalized is a big word, he took the kick that schaubed usman and got a toothache
Brvtal.
ok, after 3 roundsMVP threw 41 strikes (punches and kicks) and landed 18 [44% success rate]IMG threw 40 strikes (punches and kicks) and landed 30 [75% success rate]not only that, but machado came close to choking page twice, which was the closest the fight came to endingso domination by the irishman, and mvp is still the most boring bellator shitter to have been signed to the ufc
>>142239925>once he heems ACKalaevOnce he gets fraud checked by Ankalaev*
>>142240070yeah but page's fuckin black
>>142240070MVP had the fight in the bag until he let Poochado up. Dumb kneegrow.
>>142240070no one is more boring than garry
>>142240172Man, alex is going to decapitate this muzzie live.
>>142240172Who won the fight?
Ian Garry is undefeated against black people.
>>142240070People just hate garry because he's a young white boy dripping with the sauce.
>>142239634>and Strickland Make the bait less obvious next time
>but machado came close to choking page twicethis is true because joe rogan said it was tight before he immediately got out
>>142240357He's dripping with something.
I don't want to see Jiri go on a tony tier loss streak
>>142240172>Hurt by the kneeless, frankenstein re-animated corpse of MarretaKWAB
>>142240028Uhhh ummm what about when he gassed out vs a 30 second notice natural bantamweight?
>>142240429Too late.
>>142240070naff little hits while he was wrestle stalling basically shouldn't count
>>142240429Imagine Jiri with proper technique and fight IQ.
>>142240429he won't. you guys act like nobodies won a fight after being TKO'd before. how do you think jiri got the rematch in the first place?
I'd honestly rather have Scatchado as a champion than Leon.
>>142240385lol bruh is seriously just salty still
>Pereira kun...... your spells.....are too strong.
>>142240429It's over.
I mean if diego lopes went out and did the exact same thing to get everyone would be glazing him. Ian garry is just getting attacked redditors and brown hoards.
People think ian garry vs mvp was boring?
>>142240545Belal will be champion
>>142240352truly the most important stat
>>142240613Ian won in extremely based fashion. How can people shit on him for his ego when he was willing to put ego aside and grapple?
>>142240615almost as boring as your post
>>142240613kek true, as long as Ian Garry chooses to fight he will NEVER lose to a colored person. this fact infuriates people of a particular tribe ITT.
>>142240429you better get ready for it, jiri is a fucking fraud that got lucky. he does not deserve to be anywhere fucking near top 5.
Is Pereira getting paid well? I have a feeling he is clinically underpaid >from brazil so asks for less than western fighters due to dollar purchasing power>Glory pays peanuts compared to UFC so any bump up would be a major upgrade>Dana is stingy as fuck>Pereira seems to be a nice company guy who just wants to provide for his family so not as business oriented
>>142240429Jiri filters everyone else, even ACKalaev. There are literally no exciting or talented prospects at lhw. Peetrino sucks, Ulberg sucks, jacked taiwanese boy sucks.
>>142240820who deserves to be in the top 5?
>>142240765His grappling looked pretty damn good too.
is shaman magic considered cheating?
>ikimasho UTEEEEEEEEEEEEEE>NANI?????>MATE PEREIRA KUN OREWA AKUMA MAHOU BOKU YANAI>IIIIEEEEEEEE YAMETE ACK
>>142240820He’s top 3, LHW is just that bad
>>142240974It should.
jiri will win 2 fights and fight whoever the champion is
Jiri vs Reyes 2 is the fight to make
>>142240974
Is Jan MIA or what?
Gay Procaca
Sanderson Silva
>>142240873That's why they're hyping him so much.
>>142239851>>142241127Virtually identical.
>>142240974it's funny but on his lost against Izzy his indio kickbox coacher from his past didn't do his voodoo dance because he was sick
I just simply don't like Pereddit.
>AHHH GLOVER I CAN SMELL YOUR SPIRITS!!! STOP CHEAT PLS
>>142241354>I just simply don't like Pereddit
>>142241354He's no longer reddit, Jerry is.
>>142236284dragged down by the main
Blaydes will flash KO Aspinall in 10 seconds with a perfectly placed leg kick but will be forced to relinquish the title due to being diagnosed with IBS. Needless to say Jones vs Volkov will be a movie.
>>142241477You saying Blaydes has poo problems?
This is how it goes:>Jiri fights Jamahal or Jan and heems>Alex fights Ankalaev, gets wrestled and subbed because we can never have nice things>Jiri fights Ank for the title and sees it as some sort of revenge for Alex, then the rematch
>>142236772Jason wilnis in your webm is the one responsible for kicking adesanya out of kickboxing
>>142241680Jiri gets heemed by Jan unfortunately
>HE ISNT REDDIT OKAY?!?
>>142241680>we can never have nice things>here's a bunch of favorable things that will happen for my boy
The right hemisphere is the female part of the brain, and controls the motor functions of the left side of the body. Poatan's powerful left hand shows that he is in touch with his inner female.Now that's the mark of a true one right there.
the only reddit fighter is colby
>>142241680>Jiri fights Ank for the title and sees it as some sort of revenge for Alexkino
>>142241761At this point maybe wrestlefucked. I love Jan though so I wouldn't mind seeing him get another good win on his resumayyyy.
>>142241680>>Alex fights Ankalaev, gets wrestled and subbed because we can never have nice thingsI'm thinking the same; Alex is too real to decline a fight in Abu Schaubi amongst the rats; will get heemed by the 52°c heat and the poison, sadly.
>>142241680>Alex loses because... just because!You niggers see a dagestani with no submissions and think he's going to wrestle Pereira.
Would prime BJ Penn beat Poatan?
>>142241838I just imagined a 6'7" built amazonian with tits bigger than her head.
Jan is essentially Alex but pillowfisted and heartlet.
>>142241966You now remember Charles Oliveira Dos Santos.
>>142241966welterweight striker andreas michailidis wrestled him for a fair bit until he got heemed. I know ankalaev has no submission wins and prefers to strike but he will for sure try to wrestlefuck him
josh emmett knocks hispanic at the disco the fuck out
>>142242082Or De Silva or whateverYou guys are all named the same five things
>>142242061My nigga you're gay
>>142240765If you've only watched MMA for a few months it might look impressive. Look up evloyev, York Ramero, Matt Hughes. They display high level wrestling that advances fights rather than making them come to a halt, you're not dominating someone juat by stalling so they run out time to harm you
>>142242061Gonna have to issue a based on that, son
>>142241838Pereira has AGP and that's why he heems???
pereira would have no chance against Gane, this is ridiculous.
>>142242205Cireditt gets heemed stiff by 4chalex
>>142242205Didn't that bum get subbed by Jon Jones in 2 minutes?
>>142242196Winning rounds is winning rounds.>EvloevWho?>RomeroNever won shit and does he even have a GNP finish in the UFC?>HughesBoomer.
Jiri needs to do a seminar with MVP and Wonderboy, the only way his poor form works compared to theirs is because he has serious power, the man doesn't even have any form of kicks
>>142242468Everyone with eyes can see his form is shit.
>>142242382He simulated Jones with a groinshot, had him crying to the reff.
Bros.......Why was it not Ortega time?
i just wanted a good fight
>>142242100Michailidis put his entire fights worth of gas into trying to hold Pereira down for a single round. Even doing that he didn't manage to threaten a submission or even land any significant strikes. That was 3 years ago while Pereira was at his greenest. It's delusional when people try to bring that up
Based Evloev advancing the fight!
>>142242542not him apparently
>>142236382Herb was pissing me off man, looked all kinds of retarded last night
>>142242580ortega would've beat the shit out of loPEDs while having a flu and vomiting everywhere, that wouldn't have been a good look for their new project
>>142242723He knows he doesn't actually strike properly. He thinks he can just eat a million shots and still heem his opponent. Just cashed a one way ticket to CTE city.
Alex said before the Jiri fight that he's not fighting again until December so most likely the ACKalaev fight won't take place and abu schaubi
>>142242861Duck in full effect. Brazilian frauds: the gift that does not stop giving.
>>142243136Eh, if he'll still fight him anyway in December how is that a duck?
I've seen enough, just give this man the belt.
Is the Lopes meme officially over?
just how GOOD is jan blachowicz
>>142243136>Duck in full effect. Brazilian frauds: the gift that does not stop giving.
Jerry lost there and then and you were too blind to notice.
>>142239610I'm glad this redditors antenna got bent
>>142240320Honestly? Santos. Very bad decision. All the damage was in Thiago's favor but Ankalaev won because he got ONE brief takedown.
>>142242393>Who Exactly kekAnd again clueless with Romero literally olympic gold medal lever wrestling, ground and pound finishes. Matt Hughes, I guess that a "who" again for you. Don't reply just go and watch MMA outside of 2024
>>142244000>Jiri opens his mouth and gasps mid-staredownMost anxious I've ever seen him before a fight, it was funny to see people cope about this moment before the fight. It was obvious to anyone with a brain how scared he was.
>>142244242not scared, he was disappointed that pereira broke his pact that he wasn't going to use sorcery.>b-but he lost!doesn't matter
I watched all the fights except ian cuckado and michael benis piss because i hate anglos
>>142242393Yeah he gnpd Machida, brunson, Kennedy, Weidman...
>>142244184Hey dumbfuck. Yoel never did shit with his wrestling in the UFC and Hughes is a boomer who fought in a completely different era. You said Evloev advances fights yet he hasn't gotten a finish in years.
>>142244000Some doods said that alex looking at jiri's necklace and jiri no meant alex was shook.
>>142244580You can be shook and win.
>>142244000the leafs knew
>>142244439>I watched all the fights except ian cuckado and michael benis piss because i hate anglosNeither are Anglo.
>>142244935Peepooh Macaco-Faggy probably has some anglo blood in him by way of technical goobying iykwim
>>142245211Pretty sure mvp does as well
seeing Jiri lose made me so fucking sad unironically. its pure sadness. it was the second fight too... he blew his chance probably forever. im so unbelievably sad
>>142244489Fine. One example. Having someone's neck still wins you rounds. You're shitting on Ian over one performance where he simply played 4D chess.
image: conor simulation: o'malley simulacrum: talbott
>>142235297I lost 20 bucks on that white nigger getting his ass beat in 4 seconds.
talbott is another shitter who'll be effectively gatekept by anyone who can wrestle
>>142245965Good, ur fucking retarded if u thought he could win
Bravo Dana
Is there a kickboxing or muay thai general on spee?
>>142246644you're posting in it
Bear Jew bros ...
>uses the spirits as a cope
>>142246521Andre won that fucking fight, shame on Dana for cutting a legend
>>142246521>hasn't fought parker porter>hasn't fought tai tuivasa>hasn't fought the black beastand they call him the heavyweight GOAT
>>142246762he's clearly jealous of Craig's superior hair transplant
>>142246762i think they have similar faces
>>142246521
>>142246768Jiri is gonna have nightmare of Peirera for the rest of his life
we WON
call me nick sickim training sean strick
>>142244507Gosh, you're the most casual person I've ever spoken to, Romero has been putting on displays of high lever wrestling for years, and I never said you're boring if you don't get a finish but at least make things happen and advance which evloev does, his scrambles are impressive. Apart from the choke attempt you can't say Garry was advancing, he was holding on for dear life and hoping to burn the clock, evloev wrestles offensively, total opposite intentions
>>142236101He will become the Ferguson of LHW. Next time he will have Goggins in his corner.
I can't believe that Andre got robbed and then cut, awful, truly awful.
the entirety of heem doing the flushed shit every time a notable fighter loses has to be this general's most irritating trait
>>142246521Stipe will heem Jon
>>142247528Romero has staring contest to third round heems
Why is Ankalaev being prioritised over Oezdemir, Ankalaev's best win is Walker who Oezdemir just KO'd quicker than he did?
>>142246762This is such a weird thing to hear coming out of a Scottish face about another Scott
>>142245568>You're shitting on Ian over one performance where he simply played 4D chess.I didn't follow the string of the conversation, I just wanted to correct that detail.
So Lopes is just another can crusher
>>142248053Ank beat Oez
>>142248409I forgot that fight happened, fair enough
>>142248031You didn't understand the point at all. Maybe someone else will explain it to you guys
>>142248262yep, lower top 15 guy, Kattar would rock his shit
>>142248053No no his best win is Santos who is no longer in the promotion
>>142248053ACKalaev already decisioned him + he got brutally simulated by the same dude that Alex heemed twice.
Canadians are so bitter about having no good fighters they have to slander fighters of other nationsSad!
I'm Joe Pyfer
>>142249273No your not, Your Marc-Andre Barriault, because your canadian
>>142249529I am Joseph Oliver Pyfer
>>142248707Kattar is flushed
Keep hyping up Ankalaev because he has an epic brazza name, it'll make his life altering heeming sweeter
>>142249273The more I watch this the more I'm convinced it was a dive.Joe just misses that big overhand and Barriault just goes down lol
I was really looking forward to 303 and it sucked ass. Not sure this semen slurping sport is for me lads
>>142246881They look the same to me too
>>142249802The prelims were good
>>142249750Joe Pyfer hits harder than Francis Ngannou https://youtu.be/rG-GZO30k9YMarc-Andre also has no fucking chin
>>142249529All Canadians want to be American though. I think that was his point.
>>142249750he clips the back of his head
>>142249750He hit the back of Barriault's head with that big overhand that almost missed. When you get touched in the back of the head you go down
>>142249742this is where i'm atbest wrestling in the division for sure but it's not at all at the tier of other rising brazzas
Joe Pyfer is Canadian
Jerrysisters is it over for our boy?
>>142250418yes
>>142250418Most definitely
>>142236523>made .1% of his nations GDP in 1 night of work >fails
>>142235209>Diego "Yo Creo Qui" Lopes
>>142250418Jiri made a post saying that he had to evolve or never fight again.
Been busting to take a Jiri all day but been in the company of bints Chatri help me
I am Alex Pereira. Chama!
>>142236101Alex weemed him so hard that he broke his hair...
>>142250913
unironically what the fuck does chama mean
>>142250418It honestly never begun. His physical attributes can only take him so far.
cub wonige wonmvp drew
Its gonna be so funny when ankalaev shoots a single leg and submits alex in rd 1 and all the new fanboys jump to holloway (who like pereira has never fought an actual wrestler) and then stop watching the ufc after evloev smothers him. I dont want this to happen btw.
>>142251019It means flame.
>>142251159Jan couldn't submit Alex, what makes you think that some glass jawed rat with 0 sub attempts ever will?
>>142251045>train with chink monkeys>get heemd by a brazilian monkey
>>142251159too bad hes so shook by the left hand hes challenging pereira to a striking matchand he hasnt even faced him in his indigenous garb yet.
>heems you
>>142251159>submits alex in rd 1Ankalaev has literally never attempted a submission in his entire career
>>142251019Chama!
>>142251159ankalaev has no submissions nor sub attempts in the ufc
>>142249802Maybe stop cheering for the delusional weeb with the r*ddit antenna.
>>142251045I've never seen a Shaolin monk compete in MMA, are they just roleplayers?
>>142251316Jan fought alex at altitude in Utah and both were huffing and puffing early in the fight. Was almost a non fight. Also Jan is 40 and trains in poland and Ank is training with Dagestan submission masters as well as learning striking defense from Strickland who he spars alot
>>142251440Not my problem
wat nex fo smif?
ankalaev sniff stone brazza bamhole easily
ige lost but clearly would have won a 5 rounder. ngl im a fan now.
>learning striking defense from StricklandSo he's getting knocked out round one after making a rookie mistake?
i forgot that pereira lost to jan
>>142251752Hopefully suicide. Just how shit you have to be to lose a decision to Roman.
>>142251752The BYM podcast with Michael "the Count" Bisping
>>142251769>but clearly would have won a 5 rounderWell yeah Diego cut all the way down to 145 while Ige came in from a trining camp without having to cut any weight at allI'd be worried if he didn't have better cardio this fight
>>142251884>le fight from 3 years ago
>>142251884shouldnt strickland have kept his right hand up and tried to catch the punch?
>>142251574>Jan fought alex at altitudeThat explains a lot desuAltitude is a huge factor
>>142251992Told you he looked like absolute shit at the weigh-ins
And now, the end is nearAnd so I face the final curtainMy friend, I'll say it clearI'll state my case, of which I'm certainI've lived a life that's fullI traveled each and every highwayAnd more, much more than thisI did it my way… Regrets, I've had a fewBut then again, too few to mentionI did what I had to doAnd saw it through without exemptionI planned each charted courseEach careful step along the bywayAnd more, much more than thisI did it my way… Yes, there were times, I'm sure you knewWhen I bit off more than I could chewBut through it all, when there was doubtI ate it up and spit it outI faced it all, and I stood tallAnd did it my way… I've loved, I've laughed and criedI've had my fill, my share of losingAnd now, as tears subsideI find it all so amusingTo think I did all thatAnd may I say, not in a shy wayOh, no, oh, no, not meI did it my way… For what is a man, what has he got?If not himself, then he has naughtTo say the things he truly feelsAnd not the words of one who kneelsThe record shows I took the blowsAnd did it my way… Yes, it was my way
>>142252085the salt lake city cards have great crowds but also give you fights like rockhold costa where the fighters have their hands down in the middle of round 1 and can barely get off the stool for round 3
>>142252103That pig had lotsa time to prepare b.
>>142252066Pereira feinted a body jab and Strickland reached down to parry
>>142252124What an unceremonious end to a real one. Fuck Dana.
>>142252278I feel like you should just ignore the jab to the body or back up against a guy with the power up high like PEreira. Dricus is good anf keeping a tight and high guard and might give pereira a better fight than any LHW
>>142252266He's too gamey for slaughter, a lucrative career reffing powerslap is where Ari should place Piggyheart
>ynr Jan gassed out by backpacking Pereira
is there a single mma fan out there that actually knows why ankalaev would be guaranteed to smash pereira
>>142252491can you like stop
>>142252491bro why
>>142251159Ankalaev is an mountainous retar. Poatan kills him
I can't believe England is going to heem Slovakia
>>142252463Power jabs to the body like Pereira's hurt + their entire purpose is to condition the opponent to expect and anticipate them (kinda like what he did with his leg kicks against Jerry). Dricus strands zero chance against Alex, gets his guard pierced by jabs and gets heemed by an uppercut.
>>142252474He should try powerslap I reckon.
keklolhahahwe told you he would do this
>>142252491what the fuck is this webm?blud looks like the new joker
>>142252837Those are Ali's tweet, Ankalaev is too low IQ to use computers
>>142252837Why did he @ Maynard?
>>142251574>Learns defense from Strickland against Pereira
>>142252799He could probably be baited into doing that through light twitter prodding>>142252939Are Mexico has been gracing us with this abomination of God for a while b
>>142248053His best win is Krylov.
>>142253004ankalaev is a city boy not from the mountains, even islam know how use computer and speak multiple langauges
Anthony Smith is a warrior and deserves respect
Plinio cruz > erig niggsuck
>>142253174I bet Alex has stuck his poatan up Alexa's Grasso and made her say Chama
>>142253185>n-next time give me a lil more time h-hunterif smiff could have lost any more of the story he lost it then
>>142253333bottom left
>>142253174The mouth he made after getting his dick touched it actually a habit he does all the time if you notice. So we were wrong about that too. How funny is that, he's a total normal guy
If ACKalaev become a champion this division will die once again.
>>142253532Just his poatan not his meng b
Fighters who are MIA without explanationKrylovLeech (Chinese one)Ryan HallDom CruzDan HookerGustaffson
>enters thread
>>142238101Terrible wasn't it lol, gonna keep shilling it thoughever.
>>142254025Did she pickpocket him?
Is Nina's hubby/boyfriend a cuckold?She is so flirty (does this word exist?) with every guy
>>142253979Add Pedo Can, Jan, Lee and Gillespie
Joe Pyfer learned how to beat white boys now.... it's over
>>142254132Flirty is a word
>>142253979What does mia stands for?
>>142252491Everyone that has taken down alex has gassed, is like he absorbs their energy.
>>142254025kino
>>142254257Mostly internationally active
>>142254257Missing in action
>>142253979>dismembered in bakhmut >still recovering from spinal surgery >retired >retired >fighting in Perth>retired
>>142254025Das hawt.
>>142254025imagine the sex between these two
>>142254257Missing in action (havent fought in a while)
wow
>>142254372>>142254378Oh wow I've been misled all this time
>>142254257Most intelligent asian
>>142254268huh? huh? hue? hue?Chama.>>142254372>>142254378Oh i knew that but couldn't remember. FUUUUUCK MY ENGLISH IS SHEIT I'M GONNA HEEM MY MENG
>>142254545Movie
>>142254533jamawl?
>>142254545Lol
Atleast jiri kept his head held high
>>142254545There's levels to this game...
>>142254667No he is a dumb nigger
>>142254545Oh those oblique kicks are gonna pay dividence.
>>142254807Take that back
>>142254807You repeat yourself b
Pereira demonic chant walkout flushed jiri.
I remember when people were really dismissive and mocking about Alex's chances at LHW
>>142254963Wild times.
>>142254963Then he went on and TKO'd a bunch of shitters. Not a single convincing win to date. Disgraceful.
>>142254937jiri's walkout was a humiliation ritual
Rate my walkout songhttps://youtu.be/RzlfiZmq33c?si=P5sCSUthPhJTnsmo
>>142255033Jerry would heem ACKalaev.
Islam and Alex represent greatnessLeon and Tom represent mediocrity
>>142255155Alex would TKO him.
>>142254963..no?
anyone who thinks jan was even close to beating alex needs checked for brain damage
Any champion who only fights once a year should be stripped of the belt
>>142255289An official judge gave him the win, mald.
jan literally beat pereira
>>142254545>this is the man that went 5 rounds with jon jones aka the alleged goatL M A O
>>142254257You missed quite a few. AzaitarMakwanLatifiAnd more
Yeah you shittin nigguh
Rate my walkout songhttps://youtu.be/gcJ409fwyFQ?si=D1S5nMKmB2ucZV82
>>142255654Eugh!
>>142255446Fr fr?
>>142255654I am finally Smiffing on the Jiri after a day of keeping it in
>>142255914>Smiffing on the Jiriok that made me kek
>>142240385>never stole shine
if leon doesnt ko belal in the first round he's shit
>>142254545Stricklandesque
>>142255998Few and far between I do have my moments b
what do I need to do to be more like Joe Pyfer?
>>142253282Why is it always bad MMA fighters who go onto becoming good coaches? Plinio retired from MMA with an 8 win 9 loss record or something
>>142256558Because being a good fighter has nothing to do with being a good coach, shitty fighters learn from their mistakes and told their fighters what not to do which is what they used to do.
>>142256558Some people have the mind and soul of a heemer but weren't blessed with a heemer's body accordingly
>>142256330Suck a shit ton, and I mean a SHIT TON of dick.
>>142235209Fuck Dana
>>142240172good recovery
>>142256558good athletes are like robots who follow all instructions given, it doesn't necessarily translate. This is true in all sports not just MMA
>>142256727
Grasso was looking cute last night anyone got the webm?
>>142236523wow I didn't even know the fight had happened months ago. just watched the highlights, did not expect it to be such a let down. what the fuck happened?
Just remembered that Dustin picked Jiri to win kek.
>>142257265
>>142236101Jiri bros..... It's over.
>girl I've been talking to for 2 weeks is sending me halloween costume ideas
>>142257424Look at soize of Moreno's wife's mouth b
>>142257459Employed hetero here, is this from the ghibli movie about the nukes
>>142257424Why does Kayla look more and more jacked every time she appears in public
>>142257424Wow Kayla's so beautiful. I wonder how long her roid clitoris is
>>142236284Dober vs. TBA is unironically the best fight on the card....
>none of my mma groupchat even mentioned 303is the sport dead?
>>142257424WOULD
>>142257730ur friends just hate u
>>142256727diaz wins in the 6th round
>>142257763I still talk to them all on different threads or irl. They just don't care about MMA anymore.
>>142257828na they hate u
>>142257871>>142257871>>142257871new
>>142257424Bast
>>142248053Magomed looks more inbred and his name ends in -ev.
>>142249273Weakest American vs Strongest Canadian "Man"
