owari da.
Chama!
>chama>ACK
Schaub Smiffing on the Garry
Heard the heem was so vicious Jiri Prochazka was on his feet speaking to Referee Herb Dean. Holy fucking shit Pereira is a monster
Israel Adesanya start to UFC career: 9-0 and world championAlex Pereira start to UFC career: 8-1 and lost 5/7 rounds to Israel, KO'd pathetically by IsraelIt's clear who the superior fighter is past, present, and future.
What jiri sees in his isolation chamber.
Pereira fought having suffered only a broken toe on his previous fight; Jerry got pieced up by Ratshit and came without enough recovery time. The outcome was obvious.
He was not ready. Why did he accept the short notice? This was not your usual can
>>142258184can you buy an ad
>>142258146Sublime Submission. Patricians know that Chadesanya won all 4 fights.
>>142258246can you not reply
>>142258076The mere sight of Pereira made Jerry seek comfort into Herb's warm embrace.
>>142258333i think im allowed to respond to 4chan posts
>>142258146it's impressive how poatan erased the memory of izzy lol. no one gives a fuck about izzy anymore
>>142258248OOOOOOHHHH HE'S BOXING THE ALCOHOLIC AMATEUR WITH A TORN BICEP AND ON 2 WEEKS NOTICE STOP THE F-AAAAAAAACK
>>142258198Come on b seething is unbecoming
>>142258400you shouldnt
>cazzies thought a giga bum like redditri could beat jonesHeeminder this bum went life and death with a 42 yr old jones flushed a full decade ago
>>142258603i will continue to reply to 4chan posts
>>142258570The ref did stop it when Chadesnya won by TKO
>>142258518You know if you mention him immediately after Pereira wins that kinda refutes your point
pereddit refused to come to abu dhabi
>>142257871Sad.
>>142258666ok just be warned replying to spam is off topic
Russian bookmakers have Ankalaev at - 224 vs pereddit
>>142258783buy an ad then
Adesanyasistas... Tell me this isn't real...
>>142258882based. fuck izzy. point fighting pussy
>>142258855now youre spamming and i must stop replying
*BONK*
>>142259042k
>>142258882>robbery >Izzy TKO >Izzy by technical decision (overturned due to early stoppage Izzy 4-0
DDP won't do shit against Jizzy
>>142258146>r-remember me guys? guys?!
I dream about the total destruction of Israel (not the fighter)
>>142259164Hes the only thing pereddit fans talk about
>>142259256most muslims do
>Ankalaev>Aspinall>JonesSorry, Poatanheads, but it's over if he faces any of these next. Sell now before his stock plummets.
>>142259318problem?
Why didn’t Jiri “Bomb em the fuck up” Prochazka live up to his namesake and Be Joe Pyfer?
>>142259319>ankleACKev and asspinalBoth have sugar shins that will implode upon contact.Jon is the only that can realistically beat Pereira rn.
>>142259319Ankalaev sucks. Aspinall won't be his first fight at heavyweight. Jones is fighting Stipe and retiring. Buying.
>>142259418only a retard would pick pereddit over aspinall
>>142257986>hey I know you just got knocked out twice in 2 minutes but let's try to stay on your feet for no good reason alright buddy?
>>142259319The only one I'm certain about is Tom, CANkalaev is a bum and Jones is old, slow and has historically struggled against fighters like Pereira. All Alex has to do is stay at range and off the cage and he zeems Jon. Jon probably wins but he could get chinned.
>>142259448swedes don't have that dog in them. luckily they're replacing themselves with dagestani dogs
tom reddit's best wins are arlovski and pavlobitch
The cazzies going to overestimate Alex against Ankalaev, leading to bookies luring the cazzies in with overblown odds. Don't be a cazzie. Bet the house on Ankalaev as soon as the line drops
>>142259521swolekov is his best win
Lol. Lmao, even. Rofl, if you will.
i heemed my meng
Joe Pyfer will never lose another fight
Watching Demetrious Johnson's UFC 303 reaction and then watching old interviews when he was in the UFC, you can clearly tell he's had some fillers for the circles under his eyes. Is it just me or is this a fucking weird thing for a fighter to get?
smells like retarded american fat people in this thread. See you tomorrow during euro hours
>>142258158damn
>>142259752>tucks tail between her legs and opens the border to brazzasc ya
>>142258518strickland did that
>>142259532>le vpn man
>>142258882the guy jumping and shadowboxing at the end always get me
two fight nights in a rowgreat sport
>>142259752i fucked you
>>142259685He's a brainrotted streamer now, makes sense
>>142259685could have been removal of scar tissue
>>142260009>>142260007He looks turbobogged. I wonder how far he'll go as he gets older.
>>142259521pavlovich, tybura, volkov, spivac, soon to be blaydes
>>142259532>didn't watch the movieKEK>webm related
>>142259941>tfw it's back to back wmma slop
>>142260119>OOOOOOOHHH HE GOT PUNCHED STOP THE FIGHT
Shitnigguh...
>>142259521>former champion and title challenger?
>>142260163?
>>142260179>>OHHHHHH He got DROPPED by THE thiago santos>OOHHHHHH Legs HEEMED by JanGod imagine what Poatan will do in both of these situations.
Is insane how Pereira keeps finding ways to improve at 36, not only his power increase in every fight he also gets more technical and accurate.
>>142260101DJ bog route would be a hilarious arc
>>142260312Jan wrestlefucked pereddit lol
its okay
>>1422603815 main events on a single card. Holy Fucking Shit. England, you've got an event.
>>142260381Absolute dog shit card.
>>142260119Magomed is usually very timid of guys with power. He was terrified to shoot on Jan and Thiago. In these situations he turns into a point fighter because he's scared of getting heemed on an entry.
>>142260368She's clearly a succubus, maybe she flushed Ortega with her toxic womb
>27 days until the next decent UFC card and it's not even good outside of the main card
>>142260370Jan gassed himself while attempting submissions and got his head jabbed off.
>>142260381Finished sport sadly. Embarrassing
>>142260381I bet giga pulls out
>>142260381>Interim title defense
>>142260465Is ok, time is not real anyways, tomorrow a month will have pass but it will feel like a month until tomorrow.
>>142260370jan got cte from that fight
>>142260531When did he cut his shin?
>ankalaev found a way to lose to paul craigHe's never gonna be champ, lmao.
>>142260619Pereira landed a lot of kicks.
>>142260601this fight? agreed. Imagine what prime jan does to pereddit
Losing to Paul Craig isn't as embarrassing as getting limped by Israel "No Power" Adesanya
>>142260619that's the same shin people were posting bandaged and swollen before the fight, he had staph or some shit
Garry is extremely feminine in his disposition, behaviour, speech. Something is very off.He would knock me spark out but I could never be scared of him
>>142260847>Garry is extremely feminine in his dispositionhes irish yes
>>142260926You would shit your jocks if he stepped into a room. Nobody would if cuckado did
Dricus Du Plessis fights like a RETARD...
>>142261027>You would shit your jocks100% bapa best defence against anal rape
>>142261027no one argued that, they are arguing he's light in the loafers, zesty, a FAGGOT.
>>142260465Cazzie detected
ok but can we all admit that jiri clearly had staph?
>>142260926>>142261027>>142261077>>142261098mcgregor literally liked gay porn on his twitter account
MVP won that fuckin fight
>>142261098>light in the loafersNever heard that expression before, why does that mean gay?
>>142261152>kike>defends wmma main eventswhat a bizarre coincidence
>>142261261I never seen an straight man wearing loafers. Have you?
>>142261226na he got battered
>>142257871Fuck Dana
>>142259256Based me too.
>>142260381Hoping Green and Kape heem those faggots.
>>142261187hmm....was it hot?
>>142257986just how powerful is the shaman magic?
kape is fucking dogshit btw
>>142261313bro never been in a formal setting in his lifechecks out since hes m*stizo thirdie nigger
>>142261313what do you wear with a suit in your country? corn husks?
>>142257986why are the doctors at ufc events so useless. they are always more concerned about their outfits than providing medical attention.
>>142261448what do you use to clean your BFs cum out of your loafers b?
>>142261313But if you saw a man wearing loafers how would you know he's gay? The weird thing is I feel like you can tell if someone's a faggot by their voice. They all have THAT voice, you know the one.
Jiribros where does the tortured ronin go from here
>>142259256why not? israel should pay. (the fighter)
Guys I'm actually getting hella matches on Facebook dating compared to premium tinder. I still cant talk to them but check it out there's way more girls.
>>142259074>alex is so far above the competition he's just messing around and trying new things in the middle of the fight
>>142261449I wear Oxfords usually, who the fuck wears loafers? You know what I'm starting to see beanbro's point.
in 2017, in the small promotion Xtreme Knockout 34, Kevin Holland knocked out Geoff "Hands Of Steel" Neil in round 3 i like finding out ufc fighters have fought before outside the ufc, like Jon Jones and Parker Porter
>>142261448>Loafers>FormalJust buy a pair of black oxfords you dumb retarded nigger.
>>142257871I fucking hate this timelineSomeone from the jiri time-line please let me know how it feels jiri being undefeated
>>142261568MMA?
>>142258146>It's clear who the superior fighter is pastOf course, it's two divisions champ both in Glory and UFC Pereira.
>>142261628Yea I'm actually an MMA fighter my name is Dan Ige
how hard is it to simply stay out of the danger zone of pereira's left hook? its not like there's a takedown threat to worry about. sure he took down jizzy but hes not really going to do shit to you on the ground.
>>142261686Mixing of the martial arts?
Dan He Ge
Da Nigge
>>142261582To be fair this was the strategy, in the post press conference he said he got a video of jiri's training where he was focused on countering the leg kicks but noticed his gaurd was low so he accurately predicted jiri would be too focused on the leg kicks to defend something else .
>>142260163Get this black magic shit out of my heemReeeeeeee
>>142261727Yessir
>>142261558he quitshe said it himself in that video
alex is living proof that glory >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> ufc
*gasses out against 2 minute notice opponent* B-b-beast of an astroturfed cantender danareddit
I'VEBECOME SO NUMB
>>142261778Discussion of mixed martial arts please. Nobody cares about your made up story.
>>142261697Its not hard if you keep ur hands up
rico verhoeven vs cyril game in mma would be true kino
>>142261449I walk barefoot, just trim my nails on special occasions.
mma is a fake sport
hate to say it but marvin vettori beats poatan
>>142261820*Israel Mobolaji Temitayo Odunayo Oluwafemi Owolabi Adesanya is living proof that glory >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> ufc
>>142261881Excuse me? I'm discussing a day in the life of myself, a real mixed martial artist.
>>142261887Rico is even more pillowfisted than Gane. It'd be a slurper.
we're surprised that jiri has a weak chin? someone post the picture of him without the beard.
>evloev deploys dominant wrestling>:(>lopes gasses and crotchsniffs to avoid being finished:O real one!
>>142261027>You would shit your jocksThis bitch couldn't heem an old man by suckerpunch. I would slam this faggot into concrete
>>142261960shut the fuck up YOU are a slurpercurse dana for pandering to your beaner asses you should be in the /box/ thread
>>142262073how fat are you slavniggerbro?
Jireddit talmbout 185 but Izzy zeems him tbqh
>>142261866All I knowUFC Gold is a valuable thingWatch it fly by as the Poatan swingsWatch it count down to the end of the dayas Alex ticks my life awayIt's so unrealDidn't look out belowWatch my life go with his left tiptoeTryin' to hold on, did-didn't even knowI wasted it all just to watch the title go
>>142261857Danny Gay didn't cut any weight, had been in camp for 3 months while Diego had to do 2 weight cuts.
>>142261902you mean marvin gets beat the fuck up for 5 rounds and leaves with no visible damage
>>142262124Gee Whiz the guy who nearly decapitated Pierra beats the guy who just lost twice to him. Brilliant analysis Luke.
>>142262073based I believe you
Jiri wins in a clean fight, Alex was using PEV (Performance Enhancing Voodoo)
>>142262149>Diego had to do 2 weight cuts.Why you making up bullshit?
>>142262113Fuck off we're full
>>142261857still wonseethe
>>142262167who tf is luke?
between diego lopes, alex pereira, and ian machado I think brazilian talent is at an all time high
>>142262116220
FACT: Evloev DOMINATED Lopes, 30-27
>>142258854Pereira is impossible to handicap. He's not good at MMA while having fuck you power. Ankalaev is a terrible matchup but Pereira probably still heems him
>>142262243>zero reading comprehensionmongoloid
>>142259117>>Izzy by technical decision (overturned due to early stoppagebased
>>142262278Colbeast will flush Garry Machado im afraid
>>142262340At capacity sir
I just met Alexa Grasso
>>142259512>jones has historically struggled against fighters like Pereiralmao what the fuck are you talking aboutjones effortlessly beat a grapplet kickboxer last yearwhy don't brits understand mma
>>142262289just have to catch him first
>>142262378colbussy is retired
>>142262301lopes has won multiple fights since then, and evloev is still too injured to return lopes won
>>142262273Sorry sir your ingenious inquiry made me believe I was in the presence of the greatest mind in combat sports, Luke Thomas.
>>142260451Santos very nearly heemed him early
>>142261921Ai generated name.
>>142262410Is that a cold stone stunner, oh my Chama
Evloev is essentially Askren
>>142262450lopes was forced to sniff against a fighter who had 2 hours to prepareevloev 30-27'd the 'one to beat holloway'
>>142262450he beat arnold allen you dumbass
Just how bad is Ian Garry
Stop replying to the canadian
>>142262567That's just not true. Askren is American and Evloev is Ingush
>>142262567Movsar Evloev is essentially Askren with elite boxing, wrestling, jiu jitsu and an unheemable chin.
>>142262691who
>>142262691ArnGOD won that fucking fight...
>>142258146>I beat that guy one time
>>142262771*4 times
>>142262691THE?
>>142262380aren’t you the fin who post personal blogs for attention?
I'll reply to whomstever I want you broke reddit bitch
>>142262450He got mauled by Evloev then he knocked out THE 5'2 atomweight Pat Sabatini with an uppercut then knocked out Chinny chin chin Yusuff with the same uppercut. Ige schooled him badly, Ortega might have killed him.
Wish I could afford tickets to UFC Noche.
>>142257871
>>142262811>>142262761arnold allen is way better than any of diego’s wins
>>142262824Depends who you ask, pakibong and spammy think so
>>142263008>heem personalitieshang yourself please
Evloev beats Topuria
>>142262934Have you thought of attending UFC Fight Night: Namajunas vs. Cortez in Denver instead
>>142262423He's ready to spank some zest
Jiri effectively killing his career by taking a short notice fight with staph
>>142263054>>142262824
OOOOOHHHH JIREDDITARDS WITH THE STAPH COPE
Okay I pull out
>>142263145Does that retard ever fight healthy?
>>142262946DC crying like a white women yelling "STOP THE FIGHT REF!".Those extra shots were super necessary after the somewhat early stoppage last time.
>>142263054>aren't you that heem personalityDon't hoist yourself on your own petard bucko
Just saw a cute japanese girl skateboarder on x games.
>>142263056I beat both (I'm Dan Ige)
>>142263218he was willing to fight, the commission stopped him.
>>142263227A standard stoppage 5 years ago is considered late today
>>142263192>>142263236Lmao you beat me to it b
>>142263192
>Early stoppage Jiri was still breathing!!
>>142263242definitely rapeable
I'm Dan Ige's biggest fan and have been for years fuck you cazoid bandwagoners
>>142262395Guys his size who have great boxing, can effectively fight at range and defend TDs? Gus, Reyes, Santos? Not to mention how Pereira is showing improvement in his defensive grappling with every fight. You knew comparing Gane to Pereira was disingenuous so you're obviously a faggot. Don't @ me again.
I still don't give a fuck about Danny Gay
>>142263319WMMA made all the refs into squeamish bitches. They don't want to let girls get hurt, and they carry that same gyno energy into refing mens MMA.
>>142259616Would it have been more or less embarrassing for Jizzy if Sean finished him in round 1?
>>142263399say what you want about danny gay, he took a fight on 4 hours notice and beat bryce mitchell
>>142259190
biggest fan yet wholeheartedly accepted this absolute robbery
>>142263534Beat Emmet as well
Who should Jiri defend against first? Does Ankalaev deserve the shot, or should they do the trilogy now?
ige sucks and he clowned on lopes, that tells lopes has hit his ceiling
>>142263590I've been saying he was robbed in that fight and the Emmet fight since those fights happened.
>>142263601Defend the KWABOTY title?
>>142263601Jiri should move down to 185. He'd have a decent shot of beating DDP and Strickland.
What's this technique called?
>>142263606Lopes had to weight cut twice
>>142263667>KWABOTY>fight champ on short notice>losehow is that a kwab? kwabster's still izzy, bubba.
>>142263671shame that izzy will be champ again
>>142263686gane sure as shit doesnt know
>>142263515Herzog had seen enough.
In many ways Jiri KO'd Alex
>>142263701no he didn't you mong
spiritual warfare is real
>>142263701>cut weight for 145>rehydrate to 155>rehydrate to 165one weight cut, ige outdogged him and forced him to sniff.
>>142259521Arlovski was robbed, and he was kicked out without a send off while THE Karate Hottie (6-9 UFC record) got one.
>>142259685Looksmaxxed mighty mouse has that skibidi ohio aura
>>142263918Alex cheated
>>142263776Yeah, if Izzy comes back Jiri's chances of winning the MW belt are fucked.
>>142263851Correct because Lopez had to make weight 3 times
You just know some shitter like Ozdemir is gonna come in on short notice and clip Pereira for the belt
>>142263991jizzy is quite literally rakic but more frail. prochazka zeems counterstrikers
Why is Ciryl Gane so bad
>>142264019
Jiri moves to MW and zeems Jizzy
>>142263942he retired?
>>142259532fucking jew
Is having a phat bunda the best base for combat sports?
Jiri heems the guy who heemed the guy who heemed him thrice?
>>142263958What?
>>142259752It's always american hours in the american sport on the american board on the american-founded website
How many times does it have to be said, do not engage with the Canadian
>>142263958God damn zoomer talk is so fucking retarded
>>142264189Ye
>>142264189strickland beats the guy who beat the guy who beat him?
>>142263441Thanks man I appreciate the support #5IFTYK
>>142264072Izzy heemed Periera, Jiri isn't in the same realm as either. Needs to go back to beginners boxing lessons and actually listen to what he's being taught.Rakic is a basic bitch striker. Its serviceable, but no power and no slickness.
How many times does it have to be said, do not tell me what to do
>>142264159It's either this or AGP and we haven't even looked into the crossover yet.
>>142264283fraid jiri starches izzy
jiri cannot beat strong fundamental kickboxingits over
Jannies beats shitposting, router resets beats jannies.
>>142264254Don't answer my question with another question, dumb leaf.
>>142264394strickland beat the guy that beat the guy that beat himjiri does the same thing
>>142262301lopes had staph
>"theres no good heems until ufc manches.... hold on"K-1
The prototype: Conor McGregorThe proof of concept: Sean O'MalleyThe defective model: Ian GarryThe final product: Payton TalbottThe retarded cousin: Justin Gaethje
>K-1
>>142264454We don't watch that crap here.
>>142264340See >>142264359Izzy picks Jiri apart before brutally heeming him. There's never been a more hittable fighter than Jiri, always bull rushing in with his hands down and chin up. Tony Furgeson is technical in comparison to Jiri's slopfest.
>>142264442Now get a single top 15 ranked fighter in any division and maybe I'll listen to your opinion then.
Jiri takes too many steroids to make middleweight
>>142264502silence maricon
>>142264503Jiri is a lhw.
>>142264454This is an mma general, which is the real man's sport. We dont watch or play sissy footsie slop here
>>142264522we will as soon as you clean your diaper
Alexander Volkanovski used to weigh 240 lbs
Jiri will win the quadrilogy 1-3 just like Adesanya did
>>142264561we're talking about how he needs to move down to MW if he wants any chance of sniffing a belt.
>>142264553
jiris execution of reyes is still top 5 kos
Jizzstain lost to Blachowicz.
>>142264572And since I don't own one I guess that's never. And that's #DiaperLogic
>>142262946jiri was gettting back up before this illegal shot
>>142264632wash your ass
>>142264503Jiri is a lot more technical than Tony with his strike selection, but still Jizzy Whittaker 1s him
>>142264568>This is an mma general
>>142264590Daddysanya won all 4 fights. This is the heem consensus. >>142264624Robbed by racist judges.
Alex is a TKO merchant
Jiri will fight Jan next and lose despite being a huge favorite
>>142264610E-early stoppage
>>142264610the best ufc fighter ever Alex Periere, the kick boxer. lmao
Just to let you all know, I predicted Jiri winning. I predicted it wrong, but I predicted it.
>>142264682Jiri was still breathing
>>142264740Joe Pyfer
>>142264740No+ go fuck yourself
>>142264669
I'm not gonna sugarcoat it:
>>142264740No thanks, Agent Gomez
>>142264774All racist chuds
>>142264454Who's the schizo lookin dude next to Buakaw?
>>142264787Jerry assumed the pozzition
>>142264740Not virgin 6’0Jon JonesMaybe Jiri vs Glover
>>142264740>virginity guarded by cage>5'2>Ciryl Gane>Gane vs Rozenstruik
>>142264740Not doing that
>>142264153It is very jewish to tell someone to bet the house, nobody serious about money bets more than 10% of their funds on a single gamble, even rich investors don't do that
>>142264868You are 5'3" and 300 pounds
>>14226474025yo Perma-NEET KHV 5'11"Whitakeridk
>>142264653>Jiri is a lot more technical than TonyThere's nothing technical about anything that Jiri does. Rogan might hype it up as "unorthodox" and a "wild herky jerky style", and people will buy it as long as he's heeming cans, but his technique is dogshit. All he does is hit hard and attack often, while being strong and tough. From a technical standpoint, the way he does everything is objectively bad.
Jerry is a middleweight + staph + affected by demonic entities + illegal shot to the Bach of the head + early stoppage + late stoppage.Remove any of those factors and he wins against Pereira.
Pereira vs Gane in Paris. That's the fucking fight
>25yo Perma-NEET KHV>Whitakernot surprised mfer
>>142264463The Hybrid: Brendan Schaub
Shitri PoochazcanFeel free to use
>>142264359But he beat Rakic And Alex
>>142264740
>>142264740Virgin 195'11PoatanCejudo vs Marlon
>>142264584
Thais heem themselves for the pleasure of Lord King Chatri and the prospect of a $200 bonus every Friday at ONE
>>142264920>"I think this fight no make sense for my career."Gane doesn't deserve to fight someone like Alex, and if he was offered he'd duck him like a bitch.
>>142264740na
>>142264740>Not virgin (if we don't count humans)>4'11>Israel Adesanya>Izzy vs Alex 2
>reddikertards are virgins >poataredditards are virgins >meanwhile Daddysanya chads can't stop having wild sex Volumes >>142265049False flagging poatard
current polls indicate sex is NOT being had
izzysisters... whose dog are we fucking tonight?
>>142257977Chomo!
Can't wait for jon jones to retire SO DANER CAN TAKE HIS FUCKING COCK OUTTA HIS MOUTH.
Izzy doesn't even exist
>>142265081its certainly not being had by me
they should have put jiri up against jamlel tbqh
>>142265102Jones has been retired for years.
who CAN jiri beat?
DDP's gonna put his big african dong in Jizzy's little New Zealandie clitty
>>142265168Rashit (barely)
>>142264740hello sirs
>>142265142Gooby had 50% more fights in the last 4 years than Jones had in the last 5 years
>>142265227chama
>>142264740Lost it at age of 16 with a 15 year old5'8DariushHendo vs Lombard (I was in the arena)
>>142264771blud got the walmart fit
>>142265227Made for messican hobbit cock.
Does Michelle Waterson ever win fights? What's going on there?
>>142265339she beat angela hill i think
>>142265204Arlovski had 11 fights in the amount of time Jon had one.
>>142265348Well well wots all this? I see a disrespectful nipple.
literally WHAT did mvp mean by this
>>142265392he was terrified of garry
>>142265392>what the hell, the bin men im used to fighting dont try and beat me, this isnt fair
>>1422652042bh don't care about roids that's an aesthetic physique
chama
does pereira have a single one shot heem?
>>142265472What do you think of his cock
>>142264740>not virgin>7 feet tall>myself>Stipe's first loss
Consider THIS, heem guy.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XZSijO1JavsConsider, and remember.
>>142265474After the heem I spent 10 minutes trying to replicate the mechanics of how to kick that high. I'm not able to. Damn
>>142265438He's been wrestlefucked more decisively than this before in Bellasnore, Garry's grappling did not look that good here, MVP's grappling is just non-existent
>>142265581We absolutely positively affirmatively inarguably do not watch Slapcrap here
>>142264771I hate how much of a narcisissist he is.
bradley martyn vs pereira would be a banger
>>142265170DDP's skills are on the level of Jiri or Tony Furgeson, he just hasn't hit the inflection point of his career arc yet. Izzy heems him and it's all downhill from there, he'll keep racking up losses.
when are bo nickel and joe pyfer gonna fight, this shit is getting ridiculous
>>142265581Jesus Christ, how much Sylvia weight? 400?
>>142265581They let Neanderthal lie on the floor for two minutes after getting KO'd, then continue? This is why Dana had to step in and upgrade the slap game.
Bros I don’t like jones, I think he’s a cheat and a dirty fighter but I’ll admit he’s probably the goat. Do you think anyone in history of ufc good beat prime jones at LHW? Me personally I don’t think so
>>142264863Feng on your right or Dengue (kek brazilians) on your left
If Power Slap were a fighter it would be Joe Pyfer.
>>142265392what was he thinking when he was on top and garry spent 2 minutes stalling with a leg triangle from the bottom?
Alex Gayeira is too hittable. Joe Pyfer would heem him in 1.
Pyfers hair transplant looks weird as fuck. Why do these "men" keep getting hair transplants when we know it doesn't even work?
Need to see MVP vs Wonderboy
>>142265799"i hope he doesnt hurt me!"
>>142265776Nah not at LHW.
strickchud ruined the dogbender and no one cares about middleweight title bout
>>142265776Jones isn't even top 5 LHW.1. Pereira2. Wanderlei3. Liddell4. Couture5. TitoJones got spoonfed washed up old men and middleweights.
>>142265601https://youtu.be/oV8gNR8qpes?si=G4szPXacSHzZtbmshttps://youtu.be/KibnWq-HwBM?si=oBixPnlg7qUvAf_KDo these two exercise for higher kicks.In the Thompson video, you can start doing them exactly how Thompson is doing it but i recommend that over time you try to maintain a torso as tall as possible so once the exercises he shows is easier, lean a bit higher on the wall.In the clanpshell try lowering your hips with every rep, if it's two hard start with just lifting your leg, then do the clanpshell plank and then add the full rep.
If you hate Joe Pyfer you hate me.
>>142265776Reyes won.
>>142265581>Neanderthal misses both timesHow tf do you miss a stationary target?
>>142265896not prime jones so thats kinda irrelevant
>>142265822If you could go to turkey for a guaranteed extra 2 inches on your pp for a couple grand, would you do it?
>>142265204Imagine roiding up that much and not getting a six pack. I'd ask for my money back.
>>142265776Other than Alex The Mauler, who beat him before he could break Tito's LHW record? Probably Alex The Mauler Gustaffson
>>142265883This is cool bro, thanks.
>>142265896Maybe, it was close
What dirty things did Joe Pyfer have to do to get a free house from Dana?
Is it just me or are all the new Brazilian guys the UFC has been signing lately more unhinged and crazier than usual? Entertaining fighters though
>>142265962>jones prime ended the second he fought someone younger than himfunny that
>>142266008Vax-induced cogitive decline.
>>142265962Beating Gay Jon is irrelevant, also no one beat him, nor did Faggot Jon cheat, but it was based when he did, moreover Cumface Jon is white and I am also white
>>142266082it ended around 2016
>>142266119meds
>>142266119Nice bait
>>142266154aren't white
why couldn't alex do this
>>142266115I manifested this
>>142266175
>>142265581Now is the perfect time for the Sylvia Arlovski quintilogy
>>142266186The right hand would kill jiri
>>142266203in powerslap
Jones is gay though
>>142265977No.
>>142266234Joe Pyfer punches harder than that.
>>142266234Pereira vs Eddie Hall is the fight to make.
>>142266186Alex's right hand is a forbidden weapon he sealed away We're not going to see it until his most desperate hour
>>142266186I don’t understand how it’s only now in 2024 that Jiri’s realised he needs to improve his skills
TURN AROUND AND SAY IT AGAINTURN AROUND AND SAY IT AGAIN
>>142266307Nah, his wasn't as strong. Still impressive given the weight difference.
>>142266330He is essentially garth, has some athletism and thinks he can get away with it until he can't anymore.The don't fix it if it isn't broken mentality is why so many fighters get fucked by fighters that constantly try to improve.
>>142266407Yes, Joe Pyfer punches harder than Alex Pereira.
>>142266402NIGGERNIGGER
>>142266441Proof? Poatan's read at 191796.
>>142266330It took the best kickboxer to compete in mma to expose him for leaving his hands low
>>142266402Chama.
Joe Pyfer has the hardest cock in the ufc
>>142266467He's been knocked out before
>>142266504So has Alex. By Jiri.
>>142266497Only one way to confirm that bud
Poatan starches Aspinall in Rd 1.
>>142266531Dana told me so
>>142266497Quintessentialy English post
>>142266593Uhhhh I'm a leaf and I agree with his post. I think you should stop being a bitch to our ally.
>>142266497Are you the bong that insist jon is gay?
English greatness runs DEEP
Rei Tsuruya has the tightest bussy in MMA
>>142266664kys circles
>>142266663This is my boy
>>142266693I'm luke
>>142266663Not trying to brag but
>>142266653Nah I'm just jacked pakistani boy
>>142266686He's blushing from embarrassment at losing
powerkube punch records are as follows>Ngubu129161>Pyfer170218>Pereira191796>Eddie Hall208901>tfw ngubu isn't even top 3 kwab
Ok can we stop making Lopes look like a badass for accepting to fight a braindead cted retard quite literally coming off the couch
>>142266330To him this is the first time he met someone really better than him
>>142266818its a made up BS marketing tool bro
>>142266818Uh can you convert this into Ford Escorts?
mom heemed me knowing full well i had staph
>Rob Font, and Dan Ige, are two separate peopleThis discovery blows my mind every time I remember it. Then I forget, and they merge again.
>>142266818It's a stalinesque propaganda tool which is now leveraged to erase Francis Ngannou from the echoes of history
>>142266876It was me. I was the one who told her to heem her faggot son
>>142266818Let Mike Malott hit that fuckin kube. I'm thinken at least 240000
>>142266923That bender's gay aura would turn the kube into a sphere.
>>142266818>Boston Salmon245852
Was it ever revealed why Jizzy looked so shitty against Strickland?
>>142266923BASED
>>142267004he sucks at fighting
>>142267004Broken aura due to getting exposed about jerking his dogs knob
>>142266894francis and kobe ngannou erasure is one of the most ruthless and based things dana has doneufc supremacy
>>142266923Mikey Nail would slam that thing harder than a paki raping his cousin's bussy
Stop mocking Mike Malott.
mike maggot
Jiri would make easy work of the HW division. Take that from somebody who knows this sport far better than you. He would beat the title defence streak with ease.
mike faggot
>>142267079>>142267110
Yo remember that time they had a canada card and every canadian lost
>>142267136lol
>>142267004forgot how to kickbox and became an MMA striker
>>142267136The darkest day in the history of the sport
>>142267004uh last time i checked israel is black and strickland is white... you do the math.
Not into the rolling around on the ground getting dudes in a camels clutch or a no holds barred toe hold, fuck all that faggy shit, ufc is shit and K-1 is better because it focuses on exciting striking. You are all basically homos
>>142267136I remember Canada's 9/11
>>142267204i wonder if this shook his confidence
Those who can, Power Slap. Those who can't, kickbox.
>>142267004Just pure exposition
heem hasnt been so bussin as after 303 in a while
>>142267004Strickland is a pitter patter fighter. Jizzy is a nightmare matchup for Strickland probably didn't train at all because he thought it would be an ez night.
>>142267204Dana White and Hunter Campbell attempted to assassinate Mike Malott live on PPV in an deadly engineered crowd surge incident. The ensuing trauma led to his defeat again Neil Magnu
>k-1
>>142267204they tried to burry him.they didnt realizehe was a seed.a maple seed.
Mike Malott is a great man
>>142267318dude weed
>>142264740>virgin>6'2>Volk>Islam vs Volk 1
i really dont get danas hard on for jones. from now on im gonna assume jones is danas #1 henchmen for what ever criminal shit he has going on.
MVP & Danny Gay won
There's no shame in losing to the Haitian sensation I'm lying there's a lot of shame
Mike Malott 3.0 is going to be the most deadly man in the UFC
>>142264740>virgin>5'10>Brito>Yan vs Sandhagen
>>142267396It's about Magoomba, but KWABspinall would have a better chance of beating Magoomba. Showed what happens when you try to take him down while being too skinny.
>>142267396Dana is JBJs snow bunny
>>142267552>>142267552
>>142266839Bro, Lopes is a legend, he accepted a fight on only 3 hours notice and had to cut weight THREE TIMES.Fucking legend mate.\
>>142267204RAKED
