ALEXA GRASSO
How do you counter shaman magic?
My name is Dana and I sleep with Jon Jones is that not trans enough for you liberal fucks???
I wonder what her Hans humiliation ritual was
Alex has a better claim for GOAT status than Jon Jones soley off dominance and quality of opposition.In 15 years Jon beat 7 UFC champions, mostly aged former middleweights while roided up with an absurd size and reach advantage, taking almost all of them to decision. After struggling with peg-leg Santos and losing to Reyes he knew he couldn’t compete with increasing competition. He was no longer dealing with the dinosaurs and pipsqueaks he bullied in the prehistoric era. Simply eye poking and teep kicking just didn't work against guys his own size.Reyes, Jan, Jiri, Ank, even Jamahal are completely different beasts than 5'9 Rashad Evans or the legendary middleweight Chael Sonnen.In 2 years Alex beat 6 UFC champions, brutally heeming 5 of them, no cherry picking, no drug cheating, pushing through injuries, and dominating the same division that Jon ran from.Jon is the biggest fraud in MMA history with a more carefully curated career than Floyd Gayweather. I don't want to hear shit about the Gane fight, Jon explicitly stated he wanted gane because he's the most incomplete fighter in the weakest division.>Inb4 title defensesSmoking an elite striker like Strickland and schooling a crafty vet like Jan are far more impressive than Jon's LEGENDARY title defense against THE Anthony Smith
>>142267552GIWTWM
Volk and Whittaker smarks being virgins makes so much sense.
Chiesa is a fucking dead man
Israel Adesanya start to UFC career: 9-0 and world championAlex Pereira start to UFC career: 8-1 and lost 5/7 rounds to Israel, KO'd pathetically by IsraelIt's clear who the superior fighter is past, present, and future. Truth hurts.
>>142267604>no cherry pickinguuhhh how many wrestler has alex fought?
Alex, time for the trilogy
>>142267604Jon is 23-0 in the UFC, 16 of them being title fights, he became the youngest UFC champion and never has gotten hurt in all those fights.Meanwhile Alex has gotten heemed dead in his fifth UFC fight by a middleweight.
This nigga's going to get exposed just like Jiri. They're all Tony Furgesons, no technique whatsoever.
MMA for the thinking man.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nmv8BIwAPIs
>>142267552#StopAsianHate
For me its K-1, ufc is a for poofs
>>142267755You know K1 fights are all fixed right?
>>142267731>Jon is 23-0 in the UFC, 16 of them being title fights, he became the youngest UFC champion and never has gotten hurt in all those fights.His defenses over Smiff, Chael, and OSP are truly some of the greatest wins in the sport.
>>142267684No it doesn't
Intelburger hereJon jones has recently been arrested and detained, all hopes of the Stipe fight this year have been abandoned They're not going to promote Tom yet but it's looking grim
Why was pereira so afraid that he had to heem jiri quickly? Fight like a man 5 rounds coward bitch
Strickland, Jiri and Hill. Sprinkle some Jan and Bruno Silva on top
>>142267799poor larp at least put on a vpn with a similar trip
>>142267779yes it does.
>>142267776Chael would unironically wrestlefuck Alex to a 50-45 victory
>>142267748Who is the Mike Malott of BattleBots? The Mike Malbott if you will
>>142267830-What the fuck do you got? You got the meanest and cleanest heemers tied up in a knot, the juggernauts of the octagon, like it or not.
>>142267818is this how beaners think?
>>142267755>K-1 hasn't been relevant for 20 years>they're still trotting out Buakaw because thing in the entire company with any brand value>>142267770This. Might as well just watch pro wrestling, k-1 officiating and judges decisions are so cooked its insulting to the viewer. They don't even bother trying to maintain an illusion of legitimacy.
>>142267875pereddit has a no wrestler clause in his contract so that fight could have never happened
>>142267776>ChaelThat fight showed what a warrior Jones is. Finished the fight with his toe literally hanging on by a thread.Nu-Fighters quit because of a tiny fucking splinter.
>>142267961>K-1 hasn't been relevant for 20 yearsThe Rebirth is correcting that.
>>142267604>even doe alex is already the G.O.A.T. of this era
>>142268007I snapped my leg wrestling and didn't feel it for a few minutes until i realized I couldn't find my foot. Adrenaline is a bitch. Jon is tough, but that means nothing.
Are you ready for the epitome of Martial Arts?
>>142268029why would I listen to some idiot who didn't even realize his foot was broken
>>142268055We don't watch that crap here.
Does nu-heem seriously doubt that Jon would simulate literally anyone you put him in there with?
>>142268057Because I'm more smarter then you thats why
>>142268029>Jon is tough, but that means nothing.If that means nothing, than these other guys that quit because of A FUCKING SLIVER are hopeless KWAB's that are softer than the average fan watching.
Grasso has a tattoo it's over she's damaged goods
>>142268062You might not you lonely little beaner.
>6 catch weight fights.
>>142268062one friday is good though, kys
Brazil has chama and Mexico has verga
>>142268062This is the /heem/ consensus.
>>142268067I would simply feel that my foot was broken
Imagine caring about what fucking weight a fight is at lmao, just bleed
/TKO/ General
>>142268062I'm watching DarkSydePhil play elden ring while fight pass plays in the back ground its real comfy
Diego Lopes and UFC Matchmaker Sean Shelby are in a sexual relationship
>>142268055nabil is based
pakistanis and mexicanistanis arent invited btw
>>142268152Wow imagine if those guys were black lol
>>142268017Why should I care? Its a bushleague organization and this "rebirth" is just a way to part investors from their money.
>>142268055Ai generated looking ass bibbas.
Not many know this but Sean Strickland and Kevin Nash were raped simultaneously
>>142268184SWELTERING
>>142268128your to dumb to feel you're feet periodt. you have the nervous system of an insect and cannot feel pain.
>>142268224Kev's case was consensual
>>142268206you are a drug addicted african, you couldn't comprehend it
>>142267604>lost to jizzyhe could be 50-0 for all i care, he'll never be seen as the goat because of that
PaulFreakingCraig
>>142268258This is the fuckin post
K1 fighters can't cut it in a premiere organization like the UFC
>>142268055Oh no no no no
>>142268258
>>142268265poatan is the greatest ufc fighter ever tho?
>enters the thread with a sense of profound supremacy
>>142268266Oooooooh
>>142267584Ank brazzas all over him by allahs willJon ragdolls him through sheer zest, he's a master at hugging other menTom heems him or breaks his armCurtis Blaydes telepathically destroys his leg.
>>142268282British tanks are kinda shit desu.
>>142268289look mexiCAN
>>142268289*WHEEEEZE*HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
aspinall is a lib. 2 thumbs down
>>142268270How bad is Ankalev to get finished by Paul Craig? What a heartlet tapping to a choke with 1 second left. It's not like anything was going to break if he didn't tap.
>>142268321OH OH OH HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>142268276Alex never fought in k1
>>142268257I hate that zoophilic loud mouthed absolute hard R but what he pulled off right there was one of the greatest moments in combat sports history. Alex's continued success just elevates Izzy. Jon lost to fucking Reyes and popped four times. izzy is unanimously considered the 2nd best of his division. Not all losses are equal brah
>>142268266>>142268289>>142268321>>142268341I don't get it
>>142268341OH LOOK THE TOP OF HIS HEAD
YUM
>>142268352No he fought in their feeder promotions LMAO
>>142268374she looks like what i imagine scandinavian women to look like
>>142268374Imagine the grip strength
>>142268352K-1(1993)>Glory>current K1
>>142268374Would heem.
>>142268460Same
Overeem solved K1
So beautiful. Love from Pakistan
>>142268503She looks like handsome Shrek
>>142268467>the last thing a 300lb Oirish lass sees before forceful penetration of the BGC (big goob cock)
>>142268503xhe looked like a fucking ogreous tranny when they showed xim in the crowd last night
>>142268552The rape happened in Miami so high possibility the hefty lady was of Hispanic origin. Goob why...
>names his son after a guy who died too early>son dies too earlywhy would he do this?
>>142268590yuck goob a PHREAK fr
>Solved ufc easy.>Struggled in K-1 bad.
>>142267584The will of Allahhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m61oaHDpn6M
K-1 Legend and best mma ufc heavyweight.
Ari dancing his ass off while poatan was being interviewed is something the lower vibrational state of this general has hidden from me
>>142268582She would probably lose her shit if you called her a transvestite in person. Someone should do it
Max Holloway's Pressure.Alex Pereiras left hook.Khabibs wrestling.Volks IQ.Mighty Mouse CreativityMike Perry's DAWGWhat are other examples of cheat codes in MMA?
>>142268697Volk's high IQ compiled him to walk into a hook instead of circling out of Topuria's range. Clueless coof couldn't solve The Damage
>>142268697reddit is the other way
>>142268697Jon's reach
Why is the welterweight division so shit?
>>142268734>high IQ compiledCOMPELLED*
>>142268697CM Punk's gallopSmiff's psych upTony Ferguson's schizo energy
>>142268734Old man Alzheimer's turbo-flushed Volk. Islam cleaved his brain in half just before that. Prime Volk was a freaking scientist, like the Neil Degrasse Tyson of MMA
>>142268697Merab's cardio
>Volks IQ.
>>142268758Because if you're good you cut to 145 or 155, the divisions where the other good fighters are. 170-205 is full of roided up shitters who can't fight and compensate with roids.
im talm bouthugcro cople banneraertssefohoostignashovbuakawpetrosyanmasatomusashisakiharibonjaskibernardoghitathey are real niggas, ufc is for lames
>>142268697rosas FIFFY GEES
>>142268801Volk was the quintessential roidbully. It sucks that he ruined Jerome Holloway's legacy.
Gaethje's dawgGaethje's right hookGaethje's left hookSimple as
>>142268803>zero decision lossesas real as it gets bubba
>>142268697Leon Edward's aesthetic physiqueFedor's Aura and hand speed Jon Jones project status, PEDs, and penalty free foulsYoel's neck
>>142268803Tony?
>>142268828
Volk fans refused to lose the virginity.
>>Volks IQ.
>>142268827Maximillian is easily past 10+ title defenses right now if Volk never existed, with an incredibly strong case for GOAT of the sport given that he fought in tougher divisions than Jon and GSP. Just fuckin brutal fate.
>>142268859Taking a story win victory nap is a heem these days?
You stand for belal muhammed.I stand for Andy Hug.You are a bum.I am a King.
>>>Volks IQ.
>Pilloway's legacyHeh.
>>142268697Sea Level CainChuck with that look in his eyeMotivated BJ Penn
Purity.
>>>>Volks IQ.
>Volk's IQ
>>>Volk's IQ
>>142268866Volk learned how to outwrestle a lifelong brazza within the course of a fight off a 60 pound weight disadvantage. Schooled Max Holloway (the second greatest striker ever) 13/15 roundsFinished Yair who ran through Emmett, a guy that took Toporio to a decision and lost to who da fuq Volk literally has alzheimers now stupid he was blackout drunk and took a clean headkick against a muslim fighter sanctioned to roid his ass off in abu schabui
Educate yourself. Watch this 3 hour documentary on the intrepid history of the world class K-1.>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xYkMb6I9IJU&t
Gaylexcander Poocanpoovskpee
>>142268967We don't watch that crap here.
The sweetest science.>https://youtu.be/QN4Jx7mgy4o
>>142268958Adriano Martins learned how to knock one out in a buck fifty
>>142268996Only cause Islam went against fazza's plan. You know dis bratha.
>>142267584what Jizzy didheem or be heem, LHWs are retarded, Jizzy has already solved him
>>142268988You don't because you aren't sophisticated enough (mexican). You cannot comprehend it. I almost pity you.>picrel
Can Alex bounce back after this loss, now that his aura's been destroyed? He's not getting any younger either.
>>142267584Jiri is a weeb who abandoned his own couture to worship a child's idea of Japanese culture
>Volks IQ https://x.com/SSTJ117/status/1589854357952294912
>>142269092Wrong. He read a book and he was inspired by it.
>>142268958>60 pound weight advantage Oh fersure
>>>>Volk's IQ
>Czech culture
The cold hard fact is you require a three (3) digit IQ to appreciate K-1. pakistanis and mexicans simply cannot fathom it, like a pigeon to a laptop.
Max Holloway is a fucking bum. He's literally the luckiest man in the world to wait this long to get exposed. Inshallah he will suffer a tonyesque flushing in this lifetime.
>>142269028All that money and you can only reach 96.7 LMAO YOU ARE SO DUMB
What the fuck happened exactly with Ortega?
>>142269165Pilloway has the highest number of insignificant strikes landed in the UFC. Never forget it.
>>142269176Truly reinforcing your statistic lmao
>>142269100Drops two rounds to JEROME fucking Holloway, the most dangerous man in featherweight history, rallies back to out brain another GOAT and dominantly clutch the final three rounds.That's like if the Mavs came back from a 0-3 deficit. Topuria sniffed against Emmett and Islam lost the first time and had to catch Volk coming off a pure ethanol bender on twenty minutes notice to ever hurt him. Sources say Volk blew a 0.34 on a breathalyzer test shortly after the fight.
niggas think i'm Devin Clark
>>142269165>>142269208Would you say that Holloway is flushed, and was never good?
Your ignorance is not bliss.
There it is. Kai Kara-France will fight Steve Erceg at #UFC305 on August 17th.https://x.com/BigMarcel24/status/1807539523217461430/photo/1
>>142269286Why are you posting volk failing to finish his opponent
>>142269244Is that Freddy mercury?
>K-1K stands forkarate, kickboxing, kung fu, kempo, kakutougi1 stands forthe single weight division and the champion's unique positionUFC stands forUFC Fight Night: Barber vs. NamajunasWomen Flyweight
>>142268801>>142268866>>142268896>>142268950>>142268952>>142268955>>142269100>>142269133>>142269255>>142269286The IQ of UFC Fighter Alexander Volkanovski is very high
>>142269314He finished Islam in the fifth under street rules sorry cazzie. also >Volk's IQ
ufc=rolling around on the floor kissing and huggingK-1=pure fighting art
ufc flyweight champion of the word steve erceg???
The most violent man in the UFC Justwins GODthje??
>>142269336Heemtards will really watch this webm and think that's the same guy that showed up against ploddy ploddster Toporio.
It was when guru tried to hype up Kai Asakura, that I knew he was a fat cazzie grifter. That bum will be back to fighting against Bellator scrubs within three fights.
You are yearning for UFC Fight Night: Lemos vs. Jandiroba.I am patiently waiting for K-1 World MAX 2024 - World Championship Tournament Final.You ARE a faggot.
Kai Asakura. Wow. He's like Japanese Demetrious Johnson
>>142269336*taunts while moving backwards* Fuck volbussy
Enough about Volk's IQ how about Pantoja's power
Alexander Volkanovski makes Brendan Schaub look like Justin Gaethje's son
Joilton Lutterbach's IQ
SOON
>Alex Pereira DESTROYED Jiri Prochazka! Exposed MMA As A FAKE Sport? Full Fight Reaction At UFC 303is this accurate? is GODru right...again?
I knew the sport was finished when Lutterbach pulled out
The rare glance heem...
>>142269516The Brazilian Mindheem
ONE > K1
>>142269569<<<not watching either
Low iq>We don't watch that crap hereMidwits>K1,one fc, bellator, rizin, pfl, bare knuckle, power slap, karate combatHigh iq>We don't watch that crap here
K-1 is sovl>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dnoLu3aqUYY
Hunger wages war upon me.
>>142269599Correct except sleem is high iq
kickboxing is boring
>kickboxing is boring
Kickboxing chads, which upcoming events are worth watching?
>>142269656masvidal vs diaz 2
>>142269656Te apano weon, The World Max Grand Prix of course
Pillowkick should fuck off to its own general
>Pillowkick should fuck off to its own general
Combat sports general.
>>142269685You realize they don't have pillows on their feet, right? You'd probably like to smell foot pillows wouldn't you, you sicko
TKO general
Schaub general
Going forward this is now a K-1 General>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L4Grr6M25FYNo matter if you like it or npt, kickboxing is back from the ashes like a phoenix.
>>142269742why did he do it?
>>142269028>52.5Bruh
Just realized that buakaw, literally the only good fighter in that event is 42 years old.Why does muay thai and kickboxing pay so little that the muay thai goat has to fight off the nursing home.
>>142269782Dengue status?
>>142268803>coach of the year during the manlet wars >10 years later your most notable active student is Juan Archuleta Faber won the story
>>142267714>uuhhh how many wrestler has alex fought?His fight with Jan Blachowitz wasn't a title eliminator untill Jamahal Hill vacated the title. At what point was he supposed to fight a wrestler if after the Blachowitz fight he only fought the last two champions of the division?
>>142269849https://youtu.be/6SALqspYqXs
>>142269841They fight for as long as their bodies allow them to because they're basted.
>>142269742Buakaw vs. Saenchai in BKFC was the saddest thing I've ever seen
kickboxing but they have foot gloves
>>142269885But surely buakaw in k1 will be better because......it just will.
>>142269885Meant for >>142269841 of course
>>142269887got u b
>>142269885because you're a plebeian, they fleeced BKFC for a big payday and took zero damage, it was based
Laser
>>142269924Poatan with a wig
Respect Ray Borg. Or else.
daner commented on the anti heem gloves. it appears that it wasn't his doing, must have been ari
Can he do it?
>>142269924I dont know how anyone could heem her holes. She looks so much like Alex.
>>142269960
Doo next to her has heem hair
>>142270001One thing is certain, we won't watch that crap
make sure you tune in to the official K-1 podcast THE K-1 BATTLE CAST>https://open.spotify.com/show/4sbz1zRWXUopdsHAyntypK?si=994329fc59584b2b
>>142269947Thank God I don’t watch that crap
>>142270053This
>>142270018>anon I want you to meet my brother Alex
>leon in top 3>volk in the top 10>pantoja ranked at all>jizzy ranked at all>aspinall not top 5>strickland ranked at all>aljo still rankedfake list, fake sport
she looks nothing like him
>>142270018
do ufc fighters have groupies like nba players
>>142270053>>142269028That's evident, panchito.
>>142270106
It's hilarious the legacy Perieria is carving out by virtue of fighting in shit divisions
>>142270018I don't see it bShe looks arab>>142270069>wearing airpods in a group setting
>>142270147His sister and Glover probably wouldn't stfu
When you really think about it Diego Lopes is the current UFC 165lb champion
>>142270070>aspinall 5No one above 170 is top 25 p4p
>>142270132what divisions aren't shit?
>>142270242The ones below 170
>>142270242K-1 middleweight division isn't.
>>142270119Asian countries that consume k1 and one fc the most have and average iq of 85 which makes that the required iq needed to enjoy it while countries that primarily enjoy mma have much higher iq making mma the thinking man sport as per your own admission.
>>142270242135 > 145 >155 >>> 125 >>> 170 >>>>>>>> W115 > 185 >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 205 >>> W125 >>>>>>>>>> W135 >>> 265
Watched some guy in ONE become a three div champThese guys are fucking bums
>>142270290yeah, in retarded faggotville (your home town)
However it may beFrom that crap my sight shall flee
>>142270345You exposed your taste as low iq as per viewers population.
>>142270327Malykhin would do well at heavyweight in the poofc but the triple champ thing is a meme
ehmi meant *pueblo
Is Lopes a cutbabby
>>142270432Common low iq mistake.
>>142270424It took him 3 rounds to finish Arjan Bhullar who wasn't even fighting back
Why does K-1 make "them" seethe?>picrel
>>142270474arjan was crawling out of the ring
>>142270499Canada's strongest fighter
Joe
To truly appreciate K-1 you must be above 171cm.
Powerslap is the thinking man's sport.
never 5get
Really milking your meme flag while it lasts eh
we start again
>>142270523>Canada's strongest fighterthat would be vanilla thunder
>>142269516great stare down
>>142267552LAP SLAP SMACK PLAPOOOGHHHH!!PLAP~ PLAP~ PLAP~ PLAP~ PLAP~ PLAP~GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GRASSO!!!PLAPPLAPPLAPPLAPPLAPPLAPPLAPPLAPPLAPPLAPPLAPPLAPPLAPPLAPPLAPPLAPPLAPPLAPPLAPPLAPPLAPPLAPPLAPPLAPUNNNGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH~!SPURT SPURT SPLRT SPLLLLLLLRRRTTT
>>142270476K1 is enjoyed by low iq asian nations.
stature short = we dont watch that sportstature tall = we're watching that brawl
>>142270676
>>142270603>Tfw 185Feels good.
>>142270202ufc catchweight champion of the world
>>142270676at least im not this mentally ill
>>142270754>185 wide
>>142270713ewww look how thick her shoulders and neck are
>>142270689Where does he go from here? He atleast is self aware enough to realize he needs to improve but that's something he never even thought about trying before.
>>142270777You are severely mentally ill you're a fucking psycho man. Why relish in the fact that we may both be deprived of true love because she was born into the wrong body.
Poatan is essentially Johnny Project
>>142270790Cope manlet.
I thought about trying to catch the Buakaw fight but I’ll probably just see the highlights on twitter if there are any
>>142270844yeah man that's great
>>142270823eww look at her face
The weeb fears the shaman
>>142270873You're a fuckin punk dude
>>142270859
pereira is essentially gooby>killed themselves to make FW/MW>perfect fit for LW/LHW>no chance of title contention at WW/HW
>>142270899ok
>>142270914Lol i get why you like k1 so much now.
Lets remind ourselves why "they" seethe at it>>142270476>>142270603
>>142270790That's a skinny man where I live.
>>142270899
>>142270992kek, u got me there sudaca
>>142270978You are the low iq manlet seething that no one watches that crap though.
>>142271054
CHAMA
>>142271074
is that goatfucker magomed going to get a TS off of a JONNY WALKER win?kind of a joke desu.
>>142271074haha he sad it!
why is promo shilling always so bad? reminds me of retarded chinese shitposters during the start of the TDS era.
>>142271070See>>142270290>>142270969
mans got an android phone KEK
>>142270828either jamawl or janthen prays that ankalaev beats poatan
>>142271117shartkalaev doesn’t deserve it but there’s no one else tbqh and it will be nice to see him heemed stiff
>>142271074Chama was cringe at first but now I've warmed up to it cause of BedtimeMMA's impressions>HU HU CHAMUH HUH ADESANYUH HUH
>>142271074>Nooooo you can't just say that.
>>142271176i have android and i'm richer than you
>>142271211>i have android and i'm richer than youplease go home
>>142271117Pereira said he wanted to fight him so he is probably next regardless, I say the sooner than ankleACKev meme dies the better.
>>142271240you're welsh
>>142271254better not be in abu dhabi.don't want any home cooking bullshit with their whack ass doctors and refs.or switching the scales last minute and somehow pereira doesn't "make" weight.
>>142271265HEEEEEMMMMMMMM
>>142271290>already building in excusesKwab what a bitch
>>142271290It will be, pereira wants some time off and schaubu schaubi is always in october
>>142271176Is actually a smartphone, all your projection attempts keep getting btfo.
>>142271290That's how you know that you are a fake one, you want your "boys" to be protected at all cost and make up endless excuses.
>>142270476>>142270603>>142271176I'd hate it too if I were you LMAO
>>142271290Pereira said he wanted a break, unless is just a one month break he would fight November December at the earliest.
Give Dolidze the fuckin title shot
>>142271395muslim retards get special treatment in abu shithole. That's protection, turbo retard.
>>142271349An android is a smartphone
>>142271422Pereira is Muslim
Thought they might put pereira on MSG in November to set up the double champ fight with jones but gayna knows he’s retiring so it would be pointless
>>142271458That was just a prank
#NowYouKnow
>>142271397How do i hate something i don't watch?
>>142271458unless he has a beard and a terrorist cousin, the shithole doctors and refs won't know this.
Theyll save Pereira for the end of the year but theyll call him up earlier if need be
Are shitty tattoos the best base for mma
>buck breaks heemman K-1 is so sick kek
Ankalaev winning will cause a comparable meltdown to Islam vs Charles
>>142271491wow you're a regular intelbong
>>142271505What are some good mma tattoos?
>alex picks izzy to win his fights>izzy picks alex to losewhy is izzy so salty?
>>142271505very likely
>>142271538My next intel report: Canada will STILL have no ranked male fighters come next week
>>142271491Pereira shouldn't be allowed to have a full camp anymore, he should only fight short notice to give people a chance.
>>142271505Is this not the same as getting Chinese characters?
>>142271588
>How do i hate something i don't watch?
>>142271588>last name across the back>BadBoy eyes>barbed wire/tribal shit>any quotes Marines would use>Bible quotes>the faces of loved ones (done poorly)>Gladiator-themed anything
>>142271595>alex picks izzy to win his fights>Loses>izzy picks alex to lose>WinsWonder why.
>>142271664What did he mean by this.
>>142271588The damage
>Is actually a smartphone
>>142271518no iphone has looked like this
>>142271665OOOOH HE IS POSTING THE SOIJACKS WALES IS IN TROUBLE.
>>142271731its a 16 fan "design"
>>142271676>the faces of loved ones (done poorly)Kek.
>>142271664This is the reverse Gane, evil energy seeps out of it
>>142271637wouldnt that make him even more dangerous
>>142271707It represents his internal void
UFC 400: iPhone vs Android
>>142271707its some anime shit
>>142271770It shouldn't but it probably would kek.
>Is actually a smartphone.
>>142271785LMAO wtf this nigga was thinkin
>>142271831Mate, please find some friends that care about K1 as much as you do
Wales is so mad that we don't watch that crap or does he value my opinion that much.
>its a smartphone
is k1 tonight?
why does Izzy always act like he is unimpressed?
>>142271920he's a salty bitch.
>>142271920worst heem party ever
>>142271920he is unimpressed, he only has a reaction when his friends get heemed
>>142271829Sexoooo
>>142271920this nigga look like a gay newt
Respectfully.
I’m going to sleep secure in the knowledge that fucking losers w*les and sc*tland will be up till 6AM spamming about meme orgs that nobody watches
>>142272047im going to sleep with your paki mother
>>142272047Yeah you’d better get your head down lad you’ve to be up early for call to prayer
>>142267584
imagine if this twink lil nigga cared about coaching
Anyone got webms of this?
>>142272182yeah
>>142272182
https://x.com/ryangarcia/status/1807462026597576940?s=46&t=bkbVUMe8pYaLESbWhv8TWQGarcia in the UFC would be based honestly, he’d probably do alright against turdlip and max
>>142271920Disassociation as a defense mechanism
>>142272259he would get man handled by unranked bums for a 98% pay cut
>>142272292cocaine drip?
Jiri gave troubles to Alex in the first fight for the same reason Francis did to Fury, and they failed at their second go at Alex/boxing for the same reason.MMA strikers can have success over actually good strikers (world class boxers/kickboxers) by confusing them doing everything wrong, but once the initial shock wears off, they are pathetically easy to knock out.
>>142272318They’d only match him up with strikers mate
>>142272345Fury is just shit actually
>>142267552Fuck Dana
btw daner said there will never be a 165 division in the ufc as long as he lives
>>142272422hes gonna die in like 10 years or somethin tho
>>142272422Good only fags want another division to water down 155 and 170
IKIMASHOOOOOO
K-1
K1? RIZIN? ONE? Yeah, I watch that shit nigguh.
>>142272472NANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNIIIIIIIIIIII~
Just bleed, gonna be okay, da da doo-doo-mmmbleedspin that record, babe, da da doo-doo-mmmJust bleed
>>142272422He said the same about WMMA yet here we are.
>>142272345Nah, jiri and ngannou just aren't good.
I've just been randomly screaming CHAMA at the top of my lungs in voice chat no matter what I'm playing. Sometimes get one back.
Pereira is one of the few handful of striking specialist that was successful and has the most success but the immense majority have failed translating their skills to mma.
>>142272472Bispingu-dono...
>>142272590He is getting fat.
>>>142267552
>>142272585what we playing brag?
>>142272631pereddit loses all 3only an idiot doesnt see that they want to feed him to jonny project
>>142272659Elden Ring and Valorant
alex took his soulsean defeated his huskdickass will finish their previous work
>>142272683>Elden Ringpatrician
>>142272661Prime Lesnar would destroy Tommy Reddit
>>142272683>>142272704>soiden ring>valoreddit
>>142267604>In 15 years Jon beat 7 UFC champions, mostly aged former middleweights while roided up with an absurd size and reach advantage, taking almost all of them to decision.You forgot the dirty moves
>>142272659UFC 5
>>142272631ankalev is easy money. dude is shook by alex striking. he would win if he wasnt so shook
>>142272704I just been helping others beat all the bosses for most the DLC. Rellana, Messmer, Romina, Putrescent Knight, Bayle, and Midra are all 9 or 10/10 bosses so I can just replay them constantly. Closest we've gotten to the reflections of Sekiro.
>chama! I just defended my title in spectacular fashion, I am famished! Bring me the 3 hour old heat lamped fried chicken 3 piece from slanging dangs, good sir! no honey for the biscuit, please, I'm on keto.
>>142272767Bro I got filtered by mohg like a year ago and gave up, you're doing a commendable thing
>>142272736>pozzless japanese game>focus on gameplay isntead of goyslop cinematicsNah Fromsoft is based. I agree Riot is cringe as fuck but CS is basically dead in NA, I get queued instantly in Valorant.
CombatSportsGeneral
>>142272771he just keeps getting away with it
>>142272811Ironic he was my first brick wall too, ER was my first fromsoft title and I didn't have the physick and ran in there underlevelled. He's an amazing boss imo aside from having to use that nihil physick. Jump L1s with bleed like great stars melt him bad.
>>142272854Its a sports board i can talk about hockey here and theres nothing you guys could do hahahaha
>>142272736>>142272836For me it's UFC 5. My main is Petr Yan
>>142272771>ignorant American thinks that's friend chickenShould we tell him Brazilbros? About where that meat comes from and what they do before they cook this... thing?
>videogames.
>>142272907I literally cannot play the UFC games I just cant understand how to move the fuckers. ANd it feels like nothing is hitting. But my brother and a few friends love it.
i wish i was Brazilian, i want a fevela slut so bad..............
>>142272899Hockey at least has fighting even if they do fight like women
>smartphones
>>142272771Based.
Post fighters whose inner self is already empty and faded
>>142267604chama
>vagina
ONE THINGI DON'T KNOW WHY
all he has to do is beat Ankalaev and then either rematch izzy at lhw or (unlikely) beat tom or boner jones and he will be easily top 5 of all time
>>142272969I am gonna ask out a little Brazilian qt next time I see her. Gonna be interesting as she speaks zero English.
It's annoying how many times Poatan's fatfuck friend mistranslates things
>>142273141>friendThat’s his head coach b
>>142273141hey stfu Plinio is based
>>142273170they used to be friends
>>142273118He beats ankalaev, pissy doesn’t want the fight and he can’t beat Tom or jonesJust let him continue heeming the bums at lhw
>>142273141That's Plinius the Elder you're talking about. Show some respect, bitch.
It shoulda been Jan.
>>142272750Ankalaev would still lose. He's never beat anyone as good as Pereira.
>>142273141He’s halfway heemed give him a break
>>142273170>>142273175>>142273237Don't care, he should stay as a coach then and let someone else translate
>This is a Google Maps image of Alex Pereira working at a tire shop in Brazil in 2013.
Smartphone games????
>>142273246feels bad
You get one extra scoop of slop at the performance institute for taking a fight on short notice
>>142273314Power slap.
>pride month is over jonny boy, ye daft bastid
>>142272631based bookies not falling for the hype
>>142273416>heemed by a leg kick that missed
on paper lionheart beats alex
>>142271920>lying while his guest are sittingbruh that's rude
prime energy is delicious
>>142273118Jon Jone is the only fighter above 170 I would consider putting in an all time top 15
i just dont see jones beating aspinall unless he gets a flash heem hit
chama is the PG version of pohapereira is essentially rob whitaker
jonny project isnt taking anything but a guaranteed win
>>142273610jones does not hit hard + Aspinall has a granite chin
Jones never left the octagon in a wheeliechair
Aspinall has been knocked out twice.
RDA has had a better career than Alex
>>142273659>Aspinall has a granite chinhe literally has never been hit hard in his career
>>142273409Power slap game for smartphones.>We don't play that crap here.
>>142273659Jon oblique kicks hard though and tom knees shatter with a stiff breeze
>>142273659>>142273710>>142273718please learn how to comprehend words
>>142274100comprehend this dick b
>>142273947Jon jones went life and death with a kneeless thiago santos (left in a wheelchair btw)
>>142274100Be more articulate then.
>>142273610>>142274100>i just dont see jones beating aspinall unless he gets a flash heem hit
chama is so fricken cool its like poatan is a street fighter and that's his catch phrase
>tfw sought refuge in a cage which can no longer be opened
>>142274299I've been saying chama to all kinds of random people today and they all said chama back!
>>142274330why does herb dean hate white folx so much?
>>142274299>>142274351
>>142274330>Gets heemed the entire first round>Keeps his hands down in the secondWhen will Alex get to fight anyone other than mouth breathing retards for one
Chama is a magical memetic incantation. The more people repeat it, the more power Poatan receives and he gets stronger every day
>>142274431>>142274431>>142274431new
>>142274391>*checks rankings*Literally zero non retards as lhw currently.
My 3 year old looked at me after seeing Pereira heem Jiri and he said "Father, I found Herb Dean's performance to be rather comical towards the finish. The way he pranced about Alex in such a hurried fashion, reminiscent of the old soft shoe performances, that."
>>142274467knock it off
>>142274583
>>142274467>>142274598Both are early.
>>142268467taking the bogpill i see. can't wait for his full transformation.
