Tour de France (2.UWT)Stage 2Cesenatico - Bologna199.2 kmStartlist:https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/tour-de-france/2024/startlistGC after stage 1:https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/tour-de-france/2024/stage-1-gcLive stats:https://racecenter.letour.fr/enhttps://www.procyclingstats.com/race/tour-de-france/2024/stage-2/liveStreams:https://tiz-cycling-live.io/https://cycling.today/live-streaming/Eurosport / Discovery+ / France TV / RTBF / RTVE / Rai / NOS / iTV12:00 CETPrevious thread:>>142176022
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Cav is a fraud
Cav is a Fraud
Tour de Provence is better than this
the le tour would be better if the great SEPP kuss was there
So UAE want to save some forces and the other teams are just scare that if they pull pogiwinslol?
why should I watch the world feed over the US feed?
gifting the break a win
BUUAAARK
Ralph Denk just called me and informed me that Roglic WILL attack today, adjust accordingly
UAE have been really quiet so far
oh, she cute
I missed the Chute Van Aert anybody got a replay?
>>142229358you mean Eurosport over NBC?
Alonso wins
why the fuck do we allow so many stages to be ran outside France, when other tours barely do it?
Boring slurp
>>142229363me when I see *ngland flags shitting up the cyc
Member when /cyc/ said they missed breakaway wins
Everyone was speculating how UAE would drill it to test if VINGEGAARD is sick and weakBut now that POGACAR is sick and weak, nobody drills it
>>142229358US feeds itself enough already
>>142229338It does look that way, the le tour is now vuelta tier with all these break wins
>>142229407No I keep saying the tour is better than the giro because teams care so much about wins they don't gift it to breakaways ...
>>142229393nothing to see it was in the back of the peloton
>>142229404>I don't get this EPO shit. Why don't you just do coke like me?
>9:30what is this slurpage
Remco always sounds a bit... stiff in interviews? pompous in a way — I rarely hear him sounding genuinely relaxed
Cool article about cycling photographers on cnn of all placeshttps://www.cnn.com/interactive/2024/06/sport/cycling-kristof-ramon-cnnphotos/
>>142229404God I miss rim brakes like you wouldn't believe
wheres the stuid bong from yesterday who said pog will go solo at 60km
Remember when UAE was going to test Jonas in the first days
>>142229338how long until we get some results/projections regarding your election?
>>142229398>you now remember the Giro started in Israel one year
>>142229358Quality of commentary vastly better. Graphics much cleaner. No commercial breaks.NBC is objectively awful. There is no part of their broadcast that has any redeeming qualities. Phil Liggett has no idea what's going, he's more senile than Biden. Bob Roll acts like he's describing cycling to someone who has never seen a bicycle before, let alone someone waking up at 530a on a Sunday to watch bike racing. The graphics take up half the screen and include vital information like "KOM Winner from 2016". Constant reference to Americans riders who are doing absolutely nothing. Breaks every few minutes cutting the race feed. A halftime talk show.
>>142229378I think it's unlikely that Pogacar is not feeling good, so it must be UAE's strategy for now. Inb4 copium
>>142229395top 10
Kévinbros? Quentinbros? Axelbros? Jordanbros?
>>142229425So why don't SQS or Red Bull drill it?Answer: Everyone is a fraud (except my boys)
be honest, don't lie, how many of you are actually using pedals?
>>142229516
>>142229595sometimes I donot paypig pedals THOUGH
>>142229547Uno-X tactical masterclass.
>>142229595I am a pedaluser a pedalleur if you will
>>142229595what else should you use on a bike?
>>142229595as little as possible desu
>>142229595not right now, no
>>142229645>he doesn't know
>>142229595Sure there's the accelerator and the clutch and the brake
>>142229533is the free flobikes stream on youtube better than the tiz feed?
no reason to watch this garbage
>>142229516it's all psyops, visma shitting on fishboy means he even more of a high responder than they ever imagined, pogi saying how he never felt better and was seeing absurd numbers mean that he could barely walk
>>142229722https://www.sportschau.de/fussball/uefa-euro-2024/deutschland-gegen-daenemark-die-highlights-,video-em-2024-deutschland-gegen-daenemark-zusammenfassung-100.htmlwatch this instead
>>142229722but enough about the euros
>Tour de france is in italy>They slurpIs this mandatory?
yeah it's over, how boring
it's not much, but it's honest work
>>142229533Yea NBC sucks so bad. Liggett has never known whats going on, it's just flowery melodramatic commentary like a dumber version of Kirby Bobke- bad takesVandeVelde- even worse takes that can't string 3 words together without tripping up his tongue Voigt- annoying guy used as filler I remember when Horner was on he was talking to some other guy and the dude had legit no clue about cycling or wtf Horner was talking about
slurping is allowed as long as they race the finale
>>142229749I think it's the water
>>142229757they might still test each other a circuit should be perfect for it
literally what the fuck is UAE doingthey riding Jonas race
>>142229800Pogi is getting dropped on tuesday
>>142229800Tadej is gravely sick with long covid haul, please pay attention
>>142229800Pogi feels SO good that he doesn't want to waste his legs too early
does peacock not have the eurosport/world stream anymore? I can’t find it
>>142229800tactically, they are perfect
>>142229800pog saving himself for last tthe wants to do it in style
>>142229500>The Art of Suffering>with foreword by Wout van Aerttopkekalso dafuq is pic related?
>>142229800pogi looks sick, he will probably drop out in the next few days
>>142229911>saving energy for stage 21 on stage 2ah yes
>>142229917you don't have these pissing stands in germany?
the fuck
>>142229951humiliation ritual
so are we gonna pretend this Norwegian big fella who keeps up with the skinny guys on the climbs and currently wears the polka suit is clean
Irishbert is actually sean kelly here's why:>no powermeter>rides a lot>uses average speed as a performance metric>does not indulge in technical gimmicks
>>142229917you know that industrial designer who came up with that was a homo
>>142229779>>142229533huge impediment to cycling taking off here 2bqh
>>142229951NAAR LINKS NAAR RECHTS
>>142229969just the effects from his first altitude camp last month
>>142229969How many times do we have to teach you this lesson, old man?! The era of twink grimpeurs is over.
>>142229948maybe we do, but I've never seen one
>>142229951https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OLfKJS3VHh4
No E-Tour de France?
>>142229951where's kazakhstan poster
>>142229917We have those here, in case you want to piss (as a man)>>142229983You have 0 Visual contact with other guys so it's hetero actually
>>142230050kek
>>142230050boomer bros... we're forgotten
>>142229969just a little bit of asthma medicine lad, nothing to worry about.
>*farts*
>>142229983way more gay to piss in a line
>>142230091finally a quality post
>>142230050we’re watching it
it appears I have been brutally kwabed [spoiler]by my own life choices[/spoiler]it's over
>>142229951
>>142229937he's still feeling a bit of soreness from his Strade attack
>>142229969Weightmaxxing is the new Z2
Have they given it to the break? I've been out all day. Massive gap.
being Cavendish is a humiliation ritual
i thought ulle was supposed to commentate on the german broadcast didnt hear hm once
>>142229937I mean there's berts here saying that his 15 second sprint efforts are why he loses the tour to vingegaard each timeberts with danish flags
>>142229969Just push more watts
>39 years since the last time a Frenchman won the tourthe number keeps growing
>>142229951Boonen did it better
>>142229969Yes. Squeakers should find another sport to watch.
>>142229917>that smile guy
>>142229969Age of the Froome Skellington is ovah, cuz.
Just tuned in what did I miss?
>>142230154he'll only be at the velo club after the race
>>142229969he uploads to strava and on the climbs yesterday he didnt push that much power to be honest outside of his sprints
>>142230132This only works on Norwegians
>>142229991I don't think it will every take off here. America hates cyclists. It had brief flashes of interest with Lemond and Armstrong, but nothing sustained.
>>142230073I watched the Neflix series about the TDF.Took a closer look about the episode in which the Tour was in my area (Puy-de-Dôme) to check if I can see any familiar faces among the supporters.>First thing I see is a "KEK" sign
>>142229969It's unironically big dick energy
>>142230206lots of semen
>>142230224So Ganna is norwegian?
Crampio Fatkobsen
>>142230217So he's motordoping then
>>142229969
Jakobsen......
>>142230170>>142229951>>>/wsg/5604300
>>142230254you think someone at the team is sabotaging him?why didn't they bring van uden, just in case
they’re getting nervous
>>142230050unironically more exciting than the first 3/4 of this stage
>>142230273It's possible but we need more data
cav shit
>>142230244my dad had two visiting interns from France who live around there as well and they were up on the mountain for the stage
>>142230310
1-3% flat4-5% big ring climbing6-8% hilly9-10% rampas11+% inhumanas
>>142230254he's just like me
>>142230326>E-boomers need to push their bike uphillReally makes you thinkRe
>>142230346they're competing for lanterne rouge cat
why are they tracking cav and jacobson? stop this fat shaming of sprinters
>>142229885They got rid of it
>>142230380this guy?
BUSINESS IDEA: Peloton gives breakaway 40 minutes so when the climbs finally start, your cavshits and your fatcobsens are guaranteed to lachee and OTL
>>142230399These guys are not fat, stop saying that
>>142230206Absolutely nothing, nothing ever happens in this gay race.
11C predicted for Galibier on Tuesday
>>142230310>>142229951reminds me of the videos of American Walmart employees that has to sing and dance before their work day
>>142230242just gotta make systemic changes so cycling is safer and people drive less, easy
*sluuuuuuurp*>>142229779Jens hasn't been on since covid. I will say the panel of brent and >tejay is serviceable, they know cycling and know how to speak english
>>142230452give break huge lead to and force the Astana fatsos to chase all day
looking forward to the pedalton coming to San Luca and everyone just looking at eachother and no one doing anything
>>142230480humiliation ritual
Turns out you could really get a heatstroke if you're imbecile enough to think you can do what 10 years younger, 30kg ligther you could do.I didn't actually get a heatstroke but if I'd continue on the 55km loop and didn't get off the bike twice I would be entering heatstroke territory.Lard was almost frying off of me.
HUGE GRANNY MILKERS
Eekhoff and Welten just going to babysit Fabio for three weeks?
>>142230546That's when betrayals start[spoiler]They won't[/spoiler]
>>142230546why even race for zero bonni’s
>>142230546Mas will attack, trust the plan
>>142230357I decided not to go at the last minute because of the heat but my parents, sister, nieces,... went up there. Luckily the Tour comes often enough for me to witness it pretty often
>>142230579cap?
Either Laurance wins from the front group or Jappe wins from the pedalton. Alpecin masterclass today.
>>142230581No, he will otl before that.
>>142230590>El bluff de la PatriaNever gonna happen
>>142230581eekhoff is almost as shit as fabio lately to be fair
>>142230570Why are you riding you are bike in 35°C degrees Bertholomew, you are not getting paid for it
>>142230614no way Jappe makes it over the final climb
>>142230546Roglic will attack, it was confirmed multiple times
>>142230581That's their job. If (read: when) he abandons they will babysit Bardet on the flats.
>>142230570based suffercore ride
>>142230613wait for the peloton to get to the hill and watch in the background
what a horrendous tour thus far
Don't forget to vote against RN Frenchbros.
me new beard trimmer is as loud as a chainsaw. cuts hair good doe
>>142230590>>142230696you know its grim when the slurpers will save us from slurping
>>142230696>the eliminator of emilia giro
>>142230720yesterday was great. and we're just entering the zone of interest today
>>142230725Sorry I saw your post too late
>>142230735Meintjes could attack at any time
>>142230725for RN*fixed it for you
>>142230725I don't vote
follow this old guy on strava. he used to race but not at a high level or anything. still strong as fuck
>>142230784yes, backwards
Abrahamsen looks so funny in the polka dots
even this break is pathetic and boring
FUGLSANG in difficultyWould never have happened to Dawg
>>142230725you should have written that earlier, I'm just back from voting
>>142230828if you go far enough back you will end up at the front
>>142230839Dumb tourist.
godon pickers...
>Bumper from the broom wagon is tapping on Fatkobsen's rear tire
>>142230725Don't vote don't care I live in Paris
>>142230818I don't think the power ever really leaves you that much, I see old dudes doing group rides here at really fast tempos every weekend.They don't even look athletic.
>>142228737it is bert, it is. you are good
danes ruined this road
here we go
de wereld kampioen gelost
Bettiol droppedMads droppedDe Lie droppedPhilipsen dropped
>>142230725kys Sören
GRUG more like KWAB
>>142230905kwabkobsenbros if we get collected before cavenshit our future turns pitch black
>>142230891It's not a good break for TdF standards
Why are Lotto pulling now lmao? If they wanted van gils to win this was supposed to happen 1hour ago
based crampy
>>142230965Didn't see any of this because NBC was showing yet another Cav package
forgot about fred. I would worry if I were primoz
crampy has had enough
VAN GILS must be in pas normal form
I dont know how much more cavslurping I can take
>>142231011so stupid
Your squeaker typique not like it, but this is what an elite climber looks like
time gap closing 2 minutes every minute
>>142231011Championaerts simply have too much energy that he needs to spend.
The gap actually went down a lot. They could definitely catch them if they wanted, but I'm feeling they're gonna slurp
GC TRATNIK dreams are over
>>142230891why is everyone so mad at people not being terminally online. No wonder /cyc/ is dying. Everyone is a miserable twat
>>142231038the team really wants to drop van den broeck for the white jersey they just said here
wtf I had commercials and they lost 4 min in 3min?
>>142231069he cute!
crampy as a visma rider is gonna be pas normale
>>142231092He's just like me
>>142231092wtf is that image REAL?
was that remco in 3rd?
what's with a lot of former NCs not having flag bands on their sleeves? I thought it was a requirement, or is it only an option?
>>142231142probably gonna get worse
For me it is remGOAT Basedenepoel
Kulset dead
woman moment
CHUTE
>>142231246kwab
>>142231246sam oomen moment
>>142231246>Riders ruined by women v8.jpg
>>142231113What the fuck are you whining about? If you are a tard you get called out, nothing wrong with that. Consider not posting pls.
>>142231173Guessing most teams can't be arsed to pay for special jerseys for every nc. You'd think for the tour they could swing it though
>>142231113PPATTT, we already discussed being terminally online weeks ago
>>142230650It the good old feel good suck, strong mind reinforcement, just a little more condensed.And I am NOT buying a gr*vel, these slow parts were bits of regular field tractor paths, they SUCKED on a hardtail, I was kurwaing a lot and my hands hurt.No P*lak is telling me I am missing out on gr*vel, you just can't cope and admit sunk cost after you fell for another psyop that was supposed to snob you put of limpwristed hollow bugman zone.
me and the other guy in Kazakhstan going for groceries to GALMART
its a disgrace remco doesnt have the NC jersey anymore how the fuck am i supposed to spot him? i dont give a shit about any other QS rider
I would win this stage ez
>>142231497wtf these guys are cool as fuck
>>142231432stop being a bitch, and I'll consider not posting
>>142231497>mfw these goons show up in your goon cave
>>142231472you should get yourself a nice gravel bike bert
fake bells
>>142231472Thank you for not doing your schizo ethnic posting anymore.
>>142231472just swallow the gravel pill and finally be happy
>>142231497how do they make it look so cool. if some dumb yank did this I'd be seething at the retard
>>142231551>>142231432woops, I'm sorry, wrong guy :)>>142231402bitch
>>142231472Road Bike and an MTB is all you need
>>142230371Rampas are from 10 to 15%, Inhumanas are over 15%
Peacock coverage is fucking awful
>>142231472If a track sucked and hurt on a hardtail they would suck and hurt even more on a graveler to be honest
>>142231497radical!
I've seen enough Pogi is going thermonuclear @ San Luca
If they want this sport to grow in America they need to get it our of NBCs hands
>>142231631get t'fuck. try riding 14% and see how you feel
>>142229969always has been
why is this dopeur allowed to talk shit all the time but ulle isnt
time for a snack
>Tadej, Pidcock said yesterday that he expected UAE to be stronger. What do you think?>Yeah and me I expected him to be better in the final sprintHoly basado
Here comes the daily cocksucking of Pogacar by Contador
>>142231708i thought Ulle was on german national TV for the TDF this year?
The fuck is happening
>>142231695if it wasn't hard it wouldn't be inhumanas
>>142231623Btfo got you so bothered you couldn't even post straight.
>>142231733based anglo hatred spreading across the peleton
Based Bologne, the red city
>>142231802yes 14% is inhumanas thank you
>>142231809you're not straight
break is over
Inhumana territory starts at 20%, everything below is just steep
>>142231733lmao based fuck that cunt
>NBC Commentary wondering if Lotto are riding for Arnaud De Lie
based Lotto really believe in Gils
>>142230778Bardet won yesterday, so no
>>142231752only Eurosport Velo Club
The break might catch the DSM sprinters on the loop
>>142231881Inhumana starts when your gears run out, simple as
Nice crowds atleast.
Can't wait for radios to be banned so we can move on from this dog and pony show of the break and chase
kino finish incoming again
>>142231971should be an instant DNF when that happens
>>142231733kek I didn't see that, france tv?
he cute
kek at the greek flag besides the turk flag
Why is João so far back?
break is kinda weak without abrahamsen setting the pace
>>142232076preparing to diesel
S A N L U C A
>>142231733oi oi cheeky banter
I got smoked on a climb by a guy in a full Mellow Johnny’s kit yesterday. Why would someone wear that?
2nd stage and we already racing the same mountain twice? fuck off
INHUMANAS
huh new entrace to the climb where they start with no speed compared to Emillia
>>142232055checked
>>142231472
>>142232052https://x.com/itvcycling/status/1807368211676971277
massive crowds circuit hater bro’s we’re getting exposed
What kind of amphetamine do they have jonas on, he didn't seem normal in that interview. Always twitching and messing with his hat and glasses
Ah San Luca...home
haha fucking RAI switched to ads.
top 10 most based climbs in ciclismolove me some San Luca
ATTAQUE NAIROMAN
ciclismo
pure cycling kino
CAM ON ARKEA
lmao fatrahamsen
>vamos primozyes, roglic the most famous rider from colombia
kino
They cannot afford to slurp
SOVL
>>142232291guess he was there also
Surely someone in the group will attack there
Why did they slow down? the 4 dropped runners came back
Laurance dopage
>>142232310teunissen and abrahamsen still there, it's over for the break
CMON FUCKING REMCOOOOOOOOOOOOO
ATTAQUE D'AXEL
ATTAQUE THERMONUCLEAIRE DE ROGLIC INCOMING
he would smoke these chuds on this climb
Jonas is going to expose Poopgacar today
wout back on cuck duties
wout having to wage slave for jonas
this is built for Pogachud
>>142232141to dab on freds like u
pissma with the fake pacing
this>mur de huy
Based Jonas
>>142232393wrong image
mhhhhwaar UAE super team
Vissma doing false tempo lmao. 4d chess
>>142232291dual citizenship
>>142232393helmets were a mistake
UAE all shelled
Jakobsen is going to walk up this
>>142232433Yes, well, that's why Dell'Emilia is a tier 1 monument
should have kept lotto at the front, benoot is so weak
>>142232416pogi never won Emilia before
>>142231866I asked the latino peloton and they said you're just weak
>>142231598>>142231559
If I see ANY simping for poogacar then your flag is getting filtered
Norge chud dropped by the twinks. Order has been restored
>>142232403The real reason he was crying yesterday was because jumbo told him that was his only stage to go for and now he has to work for the team
COME ON PRIMOZ
Norge chud dropping the twinks
abrahamsen kinda killing the break
>>142232393
cam on Bardetkeep up
>>142232509
holyfri**ingbased
G2 slurpage
that norge maaaan
Cav and Jakobsen will literally have to walk up the climb
>slower than the breakLAME
roglic pretty far back
cope
waar primoz
Abrahamsen.... how
Roglic dropping
kek
ATTAQUE DE POGGERS INCOMING
pogi fake attaque for a bidon
Pogi baited us
Big attack for bottle
Pogi trolling
POGI POGI POGI POGI
cheeky cunt
>>142232605Jonas on the wheel
pog going for a sipvingo and remking in position (nothing will happen)
>Pogacar goes!!>takes drinkbus
really hate this jumbo tactic of slow pacing put crampy at the front again
Why don't they simply catch the break rather than waiting until the last km then losing by 10 seconds
How is he so calm and cool on such rampas
where the fuck is rolgic
I like that they call him Podge. I'm calling him Podge from now on
FAKE ATTACK
>>142231624>>142231643This is the truth I have always preached too.And this is what I mean about the hardtail/gravel. I am promised 90% of a road bike performance on road and a whole new world of unpaved trails opening up, an EXPERIENCE.Bullshit, you need a full suspension bike around here to actually enjoy getting off the roads.
Was just thinking poogi would attack at some point, shame he didn't. Wanted to see him countered and sent to bed.
W*ut ded
SLUUUUUURP
waar Rogla
wout ded
>>142232631they probably want break win if UAE doesn’t want to take responsibility that’s on them
>>142232649>>142232674Who
>>142232655Quintana….
>>142232674he's right there
kekJorgenson is so big that Jonas can hide behind him completely without getting any wind at all
>>142232675didn't wout 'die' like this last year then come backtypical jumbo trickery
>>142232538take the cycling cap pill. he cute n sporty now xD
>>142232706I hate how similar red Bull and visma jerseys look.A pain to pick anyone out.
Ayuso, Almeida and some others should be forced to do a full classics season next season to see if they learn how to position in this kind of climbs.
>>142230244
>>1422326562bh if you were suffering on a farm road (?) I assume you have way too much pressure in your tires or your front suspension isn't working
>>142232675nice barriers you got there kek
>squeaker crying about losing his gifted jersey
>>142232746no its been 13 years since jimmy neutron passed. RIP w00t w00t!
STOP SHOWING THESE VIDEO PACKAGES DURING THE FINAL 20 MINUTES OF THE STAGE
>>142232781it's not because they can't, it's because they won't
>>142232821And political commercials>DERES FENTANYL IN DA STREETS
Bardet with a dream?
>>142232823Obviosuly they don't know how lovable Pog is. They shold follow him on social media.
unless there’s thermonuclear attack it’s fucking over these DSM shitters can’t pace for shit
sluuuuuuurp
>>142232919kek
Ayuso should go to jail for being so cocky with no signature performances
Tracker says Marijn van den Berg is still in Grupo Favorito
tom squinge
Luv Bologna, simple as
>>142232997even had to bargain for itzula cucked tier
>>142233033Truly the next Contador
tiz is breaking down:(their Kick link doesn't work either
>>142233059delighted
>>142233059NEETs btfo
>>142233059oh no no no freeloaderbros how could this be happening to us? I thought paypigs were the stupid ones!
>>142233059>>142233087https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LXsv-uoomsk
JONASJONASJONAS
>>142233059bro just pay 3,99 i did it too
>>142233087I actually have Peacock but just hate their coverage so much I would rather watch a 480p stream on Tiz
So another french stage win today.
>>142232800Well rolled over farm roads are fine and smooth.But these are a minority, you will almost always have a mix of deep puddle holes, rocks, overgrowth and it is too much.Although it is true I may have too much pressure for farm roads, should be above 2 bars now but I ride mainly in the town.
wtf are these retards in the break doing
3,40" their not catching them are the
Oliveirabros!
>>142233016This looks like Turkish food
zzzzzzz
Abrahamsen pas normal
>>142233181They rode the last climb slower bert, of course not.
>>142233073>>142233087>>142233115>>142233124bros I'd rather just listen to radio commentary than watch NBC >>142233119ill see if my VPN works with this
>>142233121Rooting for Son of Abraham
pasnormalsen
>>142233181they slurpin
>>142233181Peloton literally slurping on gels.
Semen slurping pursuivants.
>The Tour live tracker is nuking my PC when in foreground
Oh nvm that's Vauquelin, Nelson's not winning
>>142233208but they could faster if they want, maybe remking will go solo
>>142233167anticipating the better climbers who have harder time chasing on flat
im getting "we have to think about week 3" Giro flashbacks
>>142233239Please pay attention to my posts.>>142233147
BENNY HILL RETARD ATTACK
BENNY HILL
>>142233235>Riders smeared like a thin paste across the Boloney Hills
the absolute state of this semen slurping sport
extremely uneventful start of the tour and tomorrow is long sprint stage..
Kevin has this easy
ATTAQUE RÉTARD D'HEALY
YAKETY SAXYAKETY SAXYAKETY SAXYAKETY SAXYAKETY SAXYAKETY SAXYAKETY SAX
>>142233293>>142233296>>142233330the man just hates slurping so much
healy loves waiting till it's way too late
>the tour page is using Vue.jsbased, fuck reactlets and svelteniggers
>>142232508Hi, new to cycling. I heard this cute Pogacar fella is the GOAT, go Pogi!
Gigachad energy
>>142233319>200km+ Po sprint stagethe worst thing ever
>>142233361the it’s over before it even begins man
>>142233393Shame Merlier ain't here, that's his type of stage
One of these guys could be in yellow>>142233361or he goes way too early
wtf is barguil doing
>I am totally going to get your name wrong
>>142233393Luckily it's on Monday while we're in the /cyc/ offices
>>142233390>tfw 50% hct limit
can’t believe I watched the stage should’ve napped
slurp slurp slurp slurp slurp slurp slurp slurp slurp
>>142233434Marking the breakaway so DSM keep yellow if they actually make it in. They won't though.
Time to climb
>>142233449>not having summer vacationlol
>>142233434saving his dead team from pacing
Abrahamsenwinslol
>>142233368have fun getting a job with your esoteric vue.js knowledge. react (hookless of course) is king
I think vauquelin is in one of my teams
>>142233483I[m taking mine on Thursday and Friday
let's GO
ALLEZ KÉVIN
CAM ON KÉVIN
another French stage win
french bros are feasting
>>142233483prefer working during GC’s i watch more that way
What if squeakers win all stages but not the GC
only thing this broadcast is missing is a fingerless glove meter
Arkea win?
>>1422331662 bar+ is way too much if you're using anything like 29er 2.25" tires. If that's what you're using try 1.3-1.5 bar or less
abraGODsen in trouble
abrahamsen is completely pas normal
based, kill that norwegian
Tour is never leaving Italy if the squeakers keep on winning there
Pogi is finished
I need the motos to help our young friend
He's stronger but he is not pwning Abrahamsen.
>>142233491>have fun getting a job with your esoteric vue.js knowledgeJoke's on you, I already have one.
Abrahamsen the human SHIMANO caralways menacing in the background
>>142233574>mi
French SUPREMACY
>2020 Bahrain kit in the crowd
>>142233579kurwabert is a big guy and not a skeleton
So peloton is slurping. They haven't showed them in a long time
german commentator insulting the nakjed guy didnt do anything wrong tho
Fatbraham sur placing
Squeaker bros are SO back
uae and ag2r fighting in peloton
ALLONS, ENFANTS DE LA PATRIE !
>>142233619yes but the tracker to the top of the climb is confusingly in km
Bianchi sisters, we're silling loads to freds tonight
Total Jonas death
>2 squeaker victories in a rowpas normal
lidl pacing for gamergate
FINALLY DO SOMETHING YOU SLURPERS
Based Vlasov better then Roglic
Pogi breathing through one nostril
>TOP G
HAHAHAHHA LOOK AT THIS FUCKING FISH FLICKING HIS ELBOW
favoriten slurp slurp slurp
ELBOWBROS FEASTINGKUSS HELP ME
>Vlasov>Number 88kek
>>142233636yes I know and at like 120 kg you would ride 2.25" tires at like 1.1-1.2 bar over real mtb terrain, possibly even less depending on conditions
ALLEZ KEKE
Sheikh truly is the most trusted gregario
>tfw no kuss
ALLEZ KÉKÉ
>>142233720WAAR IS KUSSEN
TOTAL SQUEAKER VICTORY
CARAPAZ
visma tactics kek, nice pull
SLUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURP
SLUUUUUURP SLURP SLURP
Allah can ride the whole climb out of the saddle
Matty showing skin, was he down earlier?
it's bardover
>>142233805yeah
>Vauquelin winning>Bardet losing maillot jaunesqueak gives, squeak takes away
>Roglic
YATES DROPPING YATES
>>142233775ATENCIÓN LATINOAMÉRICA
Remco bros we're winning
roglicsisters?
POGCHAMP
POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI
ncie team you got here uae, second man has to pull already
>rog already in trouble
POGACHAD
POGGING OUT MANVINGO ON THE WHEEL
remco staying with the leadersroglo dropped
POGI POGI POGI
POGGERS POGGERS POGGERS POGGERS POGGERS POGGERS POGGERS POGGERS POGGERS POGGERS POGGERS POGGERS POGGERS POGGERS POGGERS POGGERS POGGERS POGGERS POGGERS POGGERS POGGERS POGGERS POGGERS POGGERS POGGERS POGGERS POGGERS POGGERS POGGERS POGGERS POGGERS POGGERS POGGERS
POGI ATTAQUE
POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI
POG
>>142233806Pogacar yellow if he doesn’t get tested
POGIwaar memco?waar primoz?
POOOOOOOOOOG
vingegaard wieltjeszuiger
Cinema
FISHBOI
Fucking hell these two are just different, wtf are these accelerations
CARAPAZ still alivefuck yeah
THE RAT IS AFTER THEM AS VAUGHTERS SAID HES THE ONLY THREAT
lol all those jumbo psyops, for nothing
ATTAQUE ATTAQUE ATTAQUE ATTAQUE ATTAQUE ATTAQUE ATTAQUE ATTAQUE ATTAQUE ATTAQUE ATTAQUE ATTAQUE ATTAQUE ATTAQUE ATTAQUE ATTAQUE ATTAQUE ATTAQUE ATTAQUE ATTAQUE ATTAQUE ATTAQUE ATTAQUE ATTAQUE ATTAQUE ATTAQUE ATTAQUE ATTAQUE ATTAQUE ATTAQUE
VINGO STRONG>VINGO STRONGVINGO STRONG>VINGO STRONGVINGO STRONG>VINGO STRONGVINGO STRONG>VINGO STRONGVINGO STRONG>VINGO STRONGVINGO STRONG>VINGO STRONGVINGO STRONG>VINGO STRONGVINGO STRONG
casual 20 w/kg acceleration
Fuck vingegoor
Fuck me they're fast
KILL T6NE FISH GUT HIM
/cyc/ told me fishboy was not in form
Jonas pulling?huh
Jesus Christ, everyone else is so fucking slow
it's over poogacunt vingeCHAD is taking the 3rd tour in a row
CHADAPAZ
>Vheelgesuck
imagine if they both fell hehe...
WE CANT LOSE VINGEGODS
>>142233921No bonis
wow rare vingegaard rotating
>They though Remco and Roglič were contenders
>REMCO>ROGLICHAHAHAHA
>>142233921He's fighting for second step on podium, putting distance on Roglic
>>142233918they are both clearly sick
Vingegaard wins the tour. Unfortunate.
>>142233918this is him outta form
thats what we been waiting for all year
10w/kg
I FELL FOR THE VISMA PSYOPI PICKED PRIMOZ INSTEAD OF JONASFORGIVE ME RASMUSSEN
>>142233368>>142233491on high enough level vue is barely different from other frameworksvue 3, svelte 5 with runes and react with hooks are working with the same compositionvue is also way more popular than people thinkchanging jobs last month i went from react to vue (i wished there was anyone doing solidJs here but alas)
Big 4 bros? Is it over?
Hehe Pogi thought this was the giro
DOPAGE
>>142233912kys
The power of a punctured lunge
you fell for the jumbo psyop
Vlasov should've betrayed Roglic. He's been more consistent this season
Vingegård odds tumbling
where is my remco
Holy kino
>>142233963and no one likes them
>>142233999Wheel sucking fuck
I don't dislike Vingegaard as much as I did last year. I'm still Pogiboy #4-4-4lyfe but Jonas is a good kid
>>142233981I thought this was the cycling thread
500 m of hill enough to completely blow shit up these two are in another league lmao
Pogi will get yellow after the stage if things stand as they are
>>142234012will happen eventually
>>142234016him and carapaz are solo behind pogi and vinge
>touristposters finding out in real time the Giro is the best GT
>>142234037poogi cunts seething lmaoit's over for you
wtf
Pog Vinge Jasper veloteam was the right way once again
>>142234050which Visma probably wants at this point, forcing UAE to defend from second day
>>142234043Me? I'm behind Bardet
Whats the with the rest? Bora, Quickstep and Merda not pulling like their life depends on it?
Froome would've won already
Picking Roglic out of the three (tree) was the most pointless, either Pog or Vinge. Rog was clearly the weakest and the most overpriced.
>"the talents"
bora not pulling in the group?
Yates, João and Ayuso just chilling with Rogla and Memco
>>142234091never thought Pogi would be in yellow ever again
>>142234115racing for 3rd
For real though, why are they so much stronger?>inb4 dopage Then why don't others dope as much
>>142234115All of them are here for third
>>142234132it was the pick with the most SOVL
>>142234144they would drop kwablic
Scary descent
>>142234167proper nutrition
>>142234148that's Landa
g5 slurpage
>>142234167It's just genetics. That's the difference at the highest level.
>>142233457all big tabloid lies fren. big riis is clean and im tired of pretending otherwise
>>142234167They're just better lmao what more do you want
>>142234190heart is my throat. I don't understand how these guys do it
>>142234167Gene doping and arenicola marina blood bro
>>142234116He would have ran to the finish
>Pogi and Jonas same time after stage 2 lolthe gap to the rest of the frauds is INSANE
>>142234167Vingegaard is the best responder in history, literally a mutant.
cool for pogi for calling that little ratfish bluff
They're going to catch Jegat
Carapaz and Remco are between the Roglic group and the two favorites
>>142234223Live footage of Cav and Fatkobsen on their first ascent of San Luca right now
>>142234205det kalder jeg et herninghoved der vil noget
>>142234167Autism
Jonas looks like he has shrunk and Tadej looks like he has grown.
imagine if there wasn't some group of shitters in front
Evenepoel and Carapaz appearantly about 10 seconds behind
>>142234116He would’ve exploited his TUE advantage yesterday and maxed out an IV bag after yesterday’s stage likely. True scum.
did Jonas just drop the chain?
>>142234167genes and talent
>>142234167Either doping or pros today race much more aggressively than gigaslurping Indurain, Armstrong and early Froome
Is memco really between the two groups?
>>142234304yes
>the gap continues to grow on the descentI've had it with this "sport"
AUX ARMES CITOYENS
>>142234167Maybe a factor is that these two have been selected as their team leaders and their entire seasons are designed to prepare them for optimal form at the Tour.Their domestiques may have slogged a bit more at other races. So maybe they're not quite in the same peak of form.Maybe I'm wrong, I dunno.
Remco and Richard are about to catch Fishboy and Pogi
where is master descender T. Pidcock
the peloton can’t compete with the squeakers
the power of covid
there's a wheel behind pogi
>The estimated average power output for Jonas was 475 watt for 5:12 minutes (22.4 km/h), which equals 8.2 watt per kilogram body weight on San Luca.
>>142234321So Pogi in yellow and Remco in white tomorrow, very nice
I haven't seen any footage of Memco this tour yet. I just have to believe that he's there based on the infographics.
wtf remco only 15 secs aaway?
DAWAJ KWIATO
>>142234325It is a sport, but it's a European sport. Yanks will never understand.
I reckon Jegat is happy being on the same picture as these two
Is Vauquelin based or cringe?
>>142234256that's what l thought, hope they show them
birb bro checking out the finale
>>142234370Poor Woods, KOM stolen
is that lapped total energy shitter freewheeling?
>>142234259ive listened to some Enslaved before. kino
Remcking closing in?
They doubted my boy Remco EVENEPOEL for a PRESTIGIOUS Tour podium
this is truly a giro isn't it
>>142234400french so based AND clean as a whistle, silly question
>Žogan Žega
>>142234403Be careful you don't get doxxed
>>142234403based
>>142234370Cian bros...
>>142234412is he actually lapped?
>>142234386you'll see him pick up the white jersey after the stage
>>142234422it's another confirmation that remking should focus on winning every one day race
>>142234403>'waar FUGLsang'>'waar VINGEgaard'
Madiot gonna sign this fucker so fast
>>142234423no this is a tour
>>142234400DUHHH CIRNGE!!!! DUHHH BRINGE!!?!!1 CRINGE!!!!! IS THAT ALL YOU SHITPOSTING FUCKS CAN SAY!!? DURR BASED BASED BASED CRINGE CRINGE BASED BASED CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE BASED CRINGE I FEEL LIKE IM IN A FUCKING ASYLUM FULL OF DEMENTIA RIDDEN OLD PEOPLE THAT CAN DO NOTHING BUT REPEAT THE SAME FUCKING WORDS ON LOOP LIKE A FUCKING BROKEN RECORD CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE BASED BASED CRINGE ONIONS ONIONS ONIONS SNOYY ONIONS LOL ONIONS!!! CRINGE!!!1BOOMER!! LE ZOOMER!!!! I AM BOOMER!!!! NO ZOOM ZOOM ZOOMIES ZOOMER GOING ZOOMIES AHGHGH I FUCKING HATE THE INTERNET SO GODDAMN MUCH FUCK YOU SHITPOST I HONEST TO GOD HOPE YOUR MOTHER CHOKES ON HER OWN FECES IN HELL YOU COCKSUCKER VUT OHHH I KNOWM MY POST IS CRINGE ISNT IT?? CRINGE CRINGE CRINGR CRINGEY BASED CRINGE BASED REDDIT REDDIT CRINGE ZOOM CRINGE ONIONS REDDIT BASED BASED AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
ALLEZ KÉKÉ!
FRENCH = GODS
Based Fatbrahamsen
>>142234454Pretty based that he has arisen from the memes today, ngl
>>142234470Get him to ag2r.Just imagine.
LFG POGCHAD
Today I am happy for squeaker bros again
Two stages in Italy = two french winersAbrahamsen another busy day in the saddle
>>142234476excuse me i'm old
Abrahamsen is such a fucking chud lmao god love him
>>142234508Jersey collector
french domination
norgoat collecting points, shirts and awards
REMCKING STONKS RISING
at least memco hasn't given up
Remco is going to take minutes in the ITT
crazy ride by remco
Pretty based from Remco
>out of my way fucking slovenian and danish shits
Memco going fast, sovl
REMGOD EVENEGOAT
Remking closed the gap Rogla missed de slag because he is too high to have a normal reaction time
Remco pas normale
AEROBULLET IN FULL SPEED
>>142234527It's a pasta, no worries.
cararat better than roglič
based memcorogbitch BTFO
based Remking
AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAPOGI IS FUCKING SEEEEETHING
memco sisters feasting, roglic in the mud
cararat saved Pogacar’s yellow what a guy after freewheeling that entire chase
+1 second for Pogacar for sure
Carapaz in yellow after all that kek ??
bardet keeps the yellow jersey?
>>142234572>>142234577>>142234582>>142234584highlight of his tour before he gets gapped on the Galibier
>>142234630left the yellow kek
roglicsisters itsover
smart from pogi to drop back, jonas in yellow?
Decent stage after all desu
Bardet keeps yellow? We'll have to wait and see
REMCO STRONGBASED BIG BEURETTE BUNDA ENJOYER
Remcobros we made it
>>142234636maybe lost it by a few seconds
>>142234611Really? Over what?
>>142234654BIG BEURETTE BUNDA ON YOUR FACE = +25W ON YOUR FTP AHHHH
Remco might be weaker, but having him in the Tour is a good thing. Kino rider
CARAPAZ BASED BASED BASED
based fishboy letting remco back in the game for a more EXCITING tourfishboy truly saving CYCLISMO from boring pogacar dominance
>>142234611what?
>>142234655never in doubt lad
>>142234671Jonas didnt want to pull the last 2kmyou could clearly see on his face he was frustrated at the line
Remco will take two minutes on everyone at the ITT
>>142234653Lost it by 6 seconds
my team is already dead, both of them. now I can finally enjoy the race.
this french guy is a fucking spaz lol
Why is Pogi in yellow?
who the fuck is in yellow?
>>142234651No, he was too many places behind yesterday. Remco was closer from getting it
Holy shit it is pogoverRemking will finish ahead of himVingegod by 10 minutesRog in the dirt
So is Roglic kill?
>>142234727A real Kevin type
>>142234693Pog slowed down tho
>>142234739he is the leader of the GC
Vingegaard not in yellow but same time as Poggers after this stage is best possible outcome for him
>>142234739he had a better position in the sprint yesterdayso he has the yellow because of total postion of stages so far
>>142234714yeah kept flicking the arm and then not even contesting the sprint
>>142234741Pogacar 100% put my hand in the fire
>>142234714>>142234780get a room
GEE lost time
Fucking GEE already a minute down, I KNEW it is a psyop.
>>142234757They all started today with +15s and Carapaz finished first in that group tho? Is there a tiebreaker I'm missing?
>>142234796i thought he left a 1s gap in purpose but I think he fucked up
I don't know why eurosport frauds thought Carapaz would be in yellow
>>142234808>>142234811GEE pickers deserve the rope
>>142234772>best possible outcome for himI was so worried tedey cuntgacunt would win but I went ballistic when Jonas jumped easily to his wheel. It's not only back but it's more back than we had thought whilst also being 50% over for poogacunt.
>>142234812average of placings so far
Anybody heard of Roglic? is he dead?
Waar KUSS
>>142234741I believe when multiple riders lead with the same time, then best result is the tiebreaker and Pogacar got fourth yesterday.
>>142234811why did you expect GC from him? the guy is made for breaks and polka dots
>Zimmermann interviewbased. always a highlight
VAMOS CARAPAZLATINO KINGS RULE THIS WORLD
>>142234812the tiebreaker is today but also yesterday's place
based Jonas does not even care about Remco or anyone elseeagle focus on Pogi only
>>142234848sitting comfortably in gc top 19
>Remking in maillot blanc
>>142234714Yeah, he cannot hide his seethe face, I noted but I thought it was just because he expected that Vinge would be dead and he was unpleasantly surprsied to see him nosebreathing
buitrago also got his ass clapped so I guess bilbo is back on GC duty
>>142234870I knew all ameriberts were mexicans, I said so months ago.
Richard Carapaz eh, who would have thought?
GC
I've seen enough1. Vingo2. Remco3. Pogi
Protagonists of this tour
>Buitrago>Meintjes>Gee
>Pogi already checking /cyc/
>>142234908ME
Carapaz or Bernal for top 5?
hindley kings, is it over
>Belgian walks onto my screen>He's wearing light denim shortsEvery fucking time
>These two idiots have to spend hours now doing interviews and podium ceremonies while Jonas is already getting oiled up and massaged in the hotel
>>142234925what happens when remco sprint to like 20th tomorrow and pogi is 21st
>>142234925Yates?Almeida?
>>142234925oh no Pogibros we was supposed to be a minute ahead of Jonas after the first 2 stages
>>142234925Remco just need to not get dropped til TT and he gets yellow
>>142234964Even when he loses, Vingo stays winning. He's miles ahead of the rest.
theres no ulle in the german velo why the fuck do you keep lying to me
GCPogi in yellow
>>142234864I hoped for a top 20 with some whiff of top 10 finishes.Now when our ABRAHAMSEN is this good I am really pissed, I am playing this since a year, should know by know and not ignore me spidey sense.
>>142234925ynr axelfraud giving Almeida three stars for gc
>>142234979Same time
This Remco kid looks good, has he raced before? I don't recognize him
>>142234979s.t., they don't really get involved in these sprints
>>142234997tomorrow he'll be there
>>142234997>crossed leg menGays
>>14223498210 minutes minimum they said
the actual Big Four
>>142234936Jegat sisters feasting
>>142235014Me when I drop Primoid Fraudlic
>>142235010he's still in the group bert his three stars is stupid but he isn't dropped from the race yet unlike buitrago
I don't remember early stages ever being this kino
>>142234997he'll be there stage 4 & 5, or so I've heard
tardy poogacunt is so fucked
>>142235053Even last year was better bert
Jonas is only doing good because i didnt pick him for my velodrama team
>>142235014new power couple dropped
>>142235053you don't remember 2023?
>>142235045Would be kino if Cararat was back to 2021 form
>>142234970It could swap based on finishing positions if they stay on same time, yes
congratulations on this years velogame!
Ralph Denk slowly realizing he pissed away 6 million euros for some drugged up geezer
>Jakobsen about to begin his second ascent of San Luca
>>142235079roiding for this
tadej pogyattcar
>>142235078only reason that rat cameback is because he had a wheel to sit in
>>142235107Stop calling me out
Memco finally in a recognizable jersey
We're getting Remking in yellow kino as long he doesn't crack too bad on Tuesday
>>142235138he was ahead of Remco on the climb itself
>>142235053Interestingly tourist and berts where filling the thread with slurp whine earlier.
Pog didn't even attack in the steep sections for some reason
>>142235150le confused zoomer with two jerseys!
>>142235150Bussin line-up
>>142234650We are just saving energy for the time trial. He is the reigning Olympic champion. IT IS 7D CHESS ROGLIC CANS STILL WIN
>>142235150How did Abrahamsen manage to make the exact same pose and facial expression in both photos
>>142235193training for MSR next year
>connect to Australian VPN>load SBS stream>says I'm not in Australia WTF anybody else running into this?
>>142235206thats just how he always looks man
>>142234964he looks defeated alreadyvingechads, i hope you secured that 3x bet
Pogachads, I thought this was our year
Is it Roglicover?
remco is gonna do it isnt he berts
>>142235150
Pogacar = old, washed up, should retireMemco = rising star, young gun, the future of ciclismo
i picked roglic because remco was too much of a fraud recently but now it seems like i got the fraud
>>142235252Remchud is old now tho
>>142235150Based Remco no mt rocking a zoomer cut
remco and carapaz sprint tomorrow to get ahead of pogi and take the yellow?
Roglic should ride for Vlasov now.
is the combativity award the chud award
>>142235242He lose like 30 secs on this little climb. He'll lose >10 in a real one.
>>142235235unequivocally
>>142235252there's 1 (one) year between them in age
>>142235280still in the white jersey huehue
>>142235292He should lose time and go for stages, perhaps polka dot jersey. Galibier will expose him further.
prepare for EF to do some retarded shit tomorrow in the sprint so Carapaz can get the yellow
The camera crew fucked up so bad not showing how memco closed the gap.
>>142235279I think there are 2 bigger problems in your team than rogla
>>142235293The french award
abrahamsen could win dell'emilia if he wanted to
>>142235375explain? yeah mvdp i fucked up
>>142235356pedalled harder innit
THE LYING FISHERMAN HEHE THE LYING FISHERMAN HEHE THE LYING FISHERMAN HEHE THE LYING FISHERMAN HEHE THE LYING FISHERMAN HEHE fuck jonas
>>142235356nah cant have motos infront of the riders on a down hill, and when they attack from a group there is no way for a moto to follow them. It is what it is.
>>142235356kino shot of him showing up in the background though
They didn't know two weeks ago if he could make it to the tour btw
good that Pogi is in yellowgonna be even more kino when he gets a meltdown on Plateau de Beille
>>142235356Remco and Carapaz were never that far off
>>142215795The ass pain isn’t awful yet, dull ache in my gooch is about all. I put a lot of weight onto the pedals and handlebars whenever I can, shift the load to my legs and arms which I know I can handle. I also managed to sunburn the shit out of myself which hurts more so I notice the butt pain less. 160km left still. Hands are starting to blister, knees ache slightly, back and neck still feel alright. Should be able to finish.
How come FDJs climbers are finishing with sprinters saving their legs? Something is really wrong.
>>142235468stupid but also based
you now remember the pogacar will never see yellow again haters
>>142235509are they about to do the first ascent?
>>142235509they treat him like a toddler
>>142235490saving for vuelta
>Pogi: i made a gap in the final>Remking: Carapaz was not helpingSo yeah Pogi didn't want the jerseyhttps://x.com/LeTour/status/1807436121518805142
qt giving Jonas the look
>>142235545he only has it because of a technicality, he will lose it tomorrow
>>142235490>Lenny Martinez already 47 minutes downThey have to be setting themselves up for serious stage hunting in the high mountains. I can't imagine they could be doing anything else, unless the entire team is infected with tuberculosis or something
>>142235509muh band of brothers
>>142235586look of fear
>>142235583They'll 100% give it to remco tomorrow. Good for both teams
>>142235583Vismachads wins once again
Vinge will fade in the third week. You know it
If Pogi just comes home in the very back of the pedalton he'll give away the jersey
>>142235651it’s a sprint stage
>>142235700kys
>>142235632No reason to fall 50 mins behind for that, when the guys they break away with are only ~6 mins down.
>>142235712If Pog is 3 places behind Remco then Remco gets it
>>142235712They're the same time, how is the choice made?
Last year Lafay was the only french winner. The year before, Laporte. The year before, Alaphilippe. It's looking good, squeakerbros.
>>142235700Never happened
Such a shitty liar lmao
>>142235763Addition of finishing places no?
>>142235754I don’t think you can resteal it with position outside of top 3 there’s also sprintstage rule of gathered time so position is kinda irrelevant
No Kuss, Van Aert chute..... It's over for fishtwink on the mountains
>>142235632they called him in last minute after gaudu was so shit
>>142235826Jørgenson is best burger climber now.
>>142235786He was also never injured with a last minute prep before a Tour before
>Vingegaard: "Super happy. This was one of the days when we honestly thought I would lose time."
>>142235803I think so too, so he just has to lose the sprint and he's good
roglič should lose 45mins on galibier and stagehunt for rest of the tour
>19 days to go
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jwmLjw4aW_IWe live in Belize. Rough broadcast tbqh
>>142235918Yes, OR: slurp for two weeks, get dropped every time but hang on for 6th place, then chute on stage 19 and go home. Spoiler alert this is what happens
You just know Carapaz will try to sprint tomorrow lel
>>142235918KOM Roglic dream
>>142236041remco's lizard brain will follow
>>142235863>>142235962two more weeks?
Did my first 1 minute test ever. Pretty bad result. Is there any point of training those outside of lactate tolerance?
Why is Cararat such a rat
>>142236267You get better at 1 minute intervals. How you train should reflect how you plan to ride. Unless you have 30 hours a week to train in which case get a program from a pro trainer.
>>142236375rat team rat rider rat life
>>142236267Hey you are half as strong as Germanbert, not bad
>>142235974kino
Tadej Pogacar: "I made a small attack at the top of the last climb, a bit to test myself, not just to test the others. Vingegaard was right in my wheel and you can see he's in great shape, so it's going to be interesting. I would have preferred to go alone. #TDF2024
>>142235974any certified /cyc/ rider in this race?
>>142236429he was a rat on Ineos
>Jonas has a 21 seconds gap on all UAE riders besides Pogi>same time as Pogi>Pogi in yellow making his team forced to work>loads of chores that follow with having the jersey for Pogi
>Remco Evenepoel confirms the impression about his weight: "I've lost 2.5kg since the Dauphiné, it works better on the climbs!" #TDF2024Dopage
>>142236375sudaca genes
>>142236626thats insane
>>142236608>>Pogi in yellow making his team forced to workUAE don't care
>>142236720Jorgensen lost 3kg in one dayWhat's insane is he allowed himself to get so fat
>>142236626I've taken shits that weigh more than that it's a rounding error
>>142236720Boxer move way more
>>142236629Thas recis'
>>142236720arensman gained 5kg in a grand tour
>>142237225Imagine the food intake
new thread >>142237240new thread >>142237240new thread >>142237240
>>142236608UAE would work anyway because they're less boring than the LABrats
>>142235396bauhaus as the only sprinter is very risky, would have to go pas normal
>>142236267I find 1 minutes are brutal way to increase general shape very quickly. FTP goes up but that isn't the point of them. If you do a lot of hilly riding surging over above FTP even if it isn't near you 1 min max then you'll find that sort of riding significantly easier. Also a lot of strength training helps your 1 minute, start off easy doing 25s full gas at like 50-60rpm, 6 of them to begin with. THose are great workouts.
>>142234223
>>142237371water retention iirc
>>142234750What is Pacher's salary?
