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>>142237240
Current and upcoming races:
29.06 - 21.07 Tour de France 2.UWT
02.07 - 07.07 Tour of Austria 2.1
06.07 - 09.07 Sibiu Cycling Tour 2.1
07.07 - 14.07 Giro d'Italia Women 2.WWT
07.07 - 14.07 Tour of Qinghai Lake 2.Pro
07.07 Argenta Classic - 2 Districtenpijl Ekeren-Deurne 1.1 WE
10.07 Giro della Città Metropolitana di Reggio Calabria 1.1
13.07 - 15.07 Tour de l'Ain 2.1
14.07 Giro dell'Appennino 1.1
17.07 - 21.07 Baloise Ladies Tour 2.1 WE
21.07 La Picto - Charentaise 1.1 WE
22.07 - 26.07 Ethias-Tour de Wallonie 2.Pro
23.07 Vuelta a Castilla y Leon 1.1
24.07 - 04.08 Volta a Portugal em Bicicleta 2.1
25.07 Prueba Villafranca - Ordiziako Klasika 1.1
27.07 Olympic Games ME - ITT [Olympics]
27.07 Olympic Games WE - ITT [Olympics]
30.07 Kreiz Breizh Elites Féminin 1.1 WE
02.08 - 04.08 Tour de Berlin Féminin 2.1 WE
03.08 Olympic Games ME - Road Race [Olympics]
04.08 Olympic Games WE - Road Race [Olympics]
04.08 - 07.08 Arctic Race of Norway 2.Pro
05.08 - 09.08 Vuelta a Burgos 2.Pro
10.08 Donostia San Sebastian Klasikoa 1.UWT
12.08 - 18.08 Tour de France Femmes avec Zwift 2.WWT
12.08 - 18.08 Tour de Pologne 2.UWT
13.08 - 16.08 Tour du Limousin-Périgord - Nouvelle Aquitaine 2.1
14.08 - 18.08 PostNord Tour of Denmark 2.Pro
15.08 Grote Prijs Yvonne Reynders 1.1 WE
15.08 Tour of Leuven - Memorial Jef Scherens 1.1
17.08 - 08.09 La Vuelta Ciclista a España 2.UWT

>Mecha-Rusbert's webm folders:
https://pastebin.com/Y15cg3xg

>Bert van Koers' ciclismo quizzes:
https://www.sporcle.com/user/Bert_van_Koers/quizzes/

>Races info:
https://www.procyclingstats.com/
https://firstcycling.com/

>Free streams:
https://tiz-cycling-live.io/
https://cycling.today/live-streaming/

>Velodrama league code:
11453895

UAE bringing ayuso and almeida was a mistake, Laengen and Novak would do more

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Veloman is quick now, have to dance around already updated scores scraped from the gems.

>>142237535
The composition of their team doesn't make any sense. Too mountain heavy.

Still one of the strongest teams I remember seeing in the Tour though

>>142237607
Surprised Vauquelin had so few pickers

Oatmeal and mandarins for lunch (and a Bitburger)

>>142237535
let’s not judge until a real mountain stage

>>142237800
changed him with lapeira last minute because I thought he'd just be peleton filler for GC
turns out losing 20 minutes was a godsend for him

>>142237800
he was shit in Suisse

>>142237800
even more surprised Abrahamsen has so few

the team I made for another league would be second in /cyc/ smdh

>>142237800
Swapped him for Williams

>>142237921
could atleast ride around their GC man instead of slurping it up at the back hoping nobody notices
ayuso's been there for 2 days now, scheming

>>142237927
>“Kévin Vauquelin is about to take part in his first Tour de France,” says Yvon Ledanois. “We’ve set him targets, given his status in the ARKEA-B&B HOTELS team, on certain stages that we’ve targeted with him.
Should've paid attention

>>142237800
he psyoped everyone with a shit Suisse

>>142238113
don't believe for a second today was a targeted stage

>>142238251
On paper it's the stage that suit him the most with Super Dévoluy maybe

SAGANBROS!

>>142238172
He was good in the france NC

>>142238251
Why not? He's much better on short climbs, today suited him. Probably going for two of 8, 11 and 17 as well.

>>142238489
he won a sprint?

PIERRE BAGUETTE

>>142239207
my couch is from jysk

Denmark's own Noah Lindholm Møller Andersen
Denmark's own Mads Bertram Kristensen

>“Will you take the yellow?”, the loose Pogacar asked Evenepoel. That was not the case, the Belgian knew. Then Pogacar explains his question: “I tried to leave a little gap in the final.” However, the Slovenian did indeed finish in the same time as the leader of Soudal Quick-Step.

pogbros, our plan

>>142239595
don't believe his lies

>The performance in the second stage feels like a relief for the Dane. “It is difficult to start a race without knowing how good you are. I trained for a month and a half so it was very difficult to say where I would be.”

>“I also doubted myself, that's not a lie,” the Dane lies. “But now I can say that I am back and I hope we have three good weeks here,” Vingegaard concludes.

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hows your summer lads? fuck this might go to the olympics

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>>142239906
Not too hot. Was a bit humid last week but it seems it's gone now.

>>142239906
rain every day last week, rain every day next week. Been raining for 9 hours and counting today. What a life

>>142239303
I'm sorry.

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>>142239906
Pretty decent here. Cool enough to train and still wear shorts all day.

>>142240148
yeah it's crap but it cost me almost nothing

>>142240203
type of thing you should spend more on. save money on shit like kitchen table

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>>142239906
Feels like home!

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>>142237607
>Thought I had Abrahamsen
>Read this chart and figure Kurwabert made an error with his code
>Check my team and realize I drunkenly adjusted him out on Friday night

>>142240346
don't use it all that much, I mostly sit outside and have a comfy one man chair to read in
I live like an autistic recluse so I don't have many guests over either

Pogacar will be fearful of Vingegaard, I am definitely sure.
He got KWAB'd twice by him after all.
Thought today he would take a little time from him, but he was just as strong.
The GC 1 and 2 spot are taken.

3rd spot is up for the grabs.

Honestly I'm super impressed with Jonas. They were talking how some people struggle a year after the injuries he had. Also Pogačar looks to have attacked really late. Just a few hundred meters from the top. I think this was just a test and not a full on attack. But we will see. Stage 4 should be good.

And lol at Red Bull Bora putting all their hopes into a washed up Roglic.
Vlasov could have gone with Remco, but he had to babysit Fraudlic.

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wtf

>>142240724
All the CTL stuff jumbros were spouting seems pretty legit. If you've had a hard season to this point it's very difficult to be top at tour. I think this is very much Jonas win despite his crash.

>>142240754
We're gonna need proper mountains and attrition to see how injuries affects Vingegaard and how the giro affects Pogacar. But its a promising start for another fun TDF.

>>142240840
neither hindley or vlasov even pulled after the descent from what I saw
they already smell old man blood in the water

>>142240871
Natural evolution.

>>142240871
that a 750Der or just ant sized frame?

>>142240995
36er

>>142240724
>GC 1 and 2 spot are taken
aye Pog and Remco
I'm thinking Yates for 3rd

>>142240871
Now FINALLY some gravel bikes for bertacek

>>142241103
based

ameriberts posting puck in the sticky
wish we got a tour sticky that would be kino

Genuinely disgusting and great at the same time how much stronger both Pogacar and Vinge are compared with the rest, who are already mutants themselves.

A small kick on 6% gradient at 36km/h speed and the rest are distanced easily within a few minutes the gap was over 40 seconds.

>>142241518
Memco could've followed if he wasn't such a weakmind

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>>142241117
I think Tuesday will tell us a lot about their big mountain form.

I keep thinking Remco has never won a big mountain stage but I look at his palmares and he has won on some proppa GT stages

>>142241518
it's good that most people here ride a bike themselves to know how absolutely vile and 8W/kg ascent of the san luca is

>>142241614
Rogla could've followed as well if he was sober

now that the dust has settled we can all relax look forward to De Lie winning tomorrow.

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ABC - Always Keep Chasing

>>142241750
this man is so good on the flat, we really need him in MSR next year
just a cheeky stuyven attack at the bottom and blast to the finish

Zlovagia

>Movistar leading team classification
Like in the good old days

>>142241750
Tanned lean focused READY

>>142242050
Good choice of podium, but he has to drop yates

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>>142241750
Apologies I selected the wrong picture (it has been a long day)

>My amazing old carbon rim break rims don't work on my new disc brake bike
Perhaps I could simply ride without brakes..?

>>142241750
Carapaz did him a service wheelsucking and winning sprint making UAE work for the next few days

>>142241842
yeah, as long as he isn't in a shit position in the climbs he has a chance
I also wish he'd learn to ride on cobbles because everything else about him is perfect for ronde, but unfortunately I think that'll never happen

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gonna watch Mike Bassett: England Manager (2001)

Pogiboys and Remkings are my brothers

just finished the netflix doc and it reminded me how evil Alpecin was last year
will Jasper continue to cheat this year?
when will the UCI stop them?

>>142242515
The good guys of cycling

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San Luca KOM

>>142241633
he won that stage from the break against a bunch of frauds after losing 30 minutes the day before

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Pogcaca = r*ddit
vingegaard = 4channel
Remco = Kings
Carapaz = God Emperors

>>142242777
Great time from Nibali

>>142242777
Yeah Jonas is BACK

>>142242777
none of these guys did under 7 w/kg today that's nifty

>>142243259
big paddo just enjoying his final years
I will miss him when they replace him with that bland nobody they hired

Can Démare do it tomorrow?

>>142244163
now this is the stuff

>>142242777
that's a good improvement

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Maghreb chads, we're SO back

>>142243259
LEAN

>>142244385
finish in the bunch?
possible but there's a climb 50km from the finish

>>142244393
reddit tier like pogi

How do we solve the breakaway problem?

>>142244761
there isn't any problem

>>142244761
>problem

>>142244761
the problem is pelaton's slurpage. it's not solvable, they're too addicted to semen

>>142244761
quel problème monsieur?

>>142244761
four rider limit

>Jeg er egentlig mest overrasket over min egen styrke for at være helt ærlig. Jeg havde ikke forventet at være så god og på det her niveau.
Kek, it’s so over for Pogacar, it’s not even funny. Vingegaard is gonna outdo himself on that last TT

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Roglic was dropped by Mas, Van Gils, Carapaz and Ciccone today, he caught them on the descent

>>142245431
On the climb that's supposed to suit him the most this Tour

>>142245431
vlasgod GC soon

>>142245431
Rodriguez and Bernal pretty far back as well

>>142245431
Van Gils? I know he's been good in Liege and Fleche but these are GC winners he's sitting with

>>142245559
Rog is diesel with a sprint

remco: i feel like tadej in the white

>>142245431
why didn't jorgenson do LBL again

>>142245814
decency innit

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>>142244480
we are indeed

>>142245753
this was a sprint

>>142245753
He loves those vueltesque short steep climbs, he won Emilia 3 times,

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>>142245899

>>142245740
It's a 2km climb

>>142246234
this, on the cappucino or whatever it's called in the giro he also attacked and made GC gaps

>>142246691
I Capuccini also very similar

>>142245753
Rog is a Kuss baby. No Kussen no party

>>142246646
Watts are watts

Van Gils third week will demolish Roglic on Bonette

>>142244761
Stage hunting teams have to manage the break. They can't just go "ahhhh help me UAE and Visma" every stage

>>142247284
Realistically, if Maxim tried could he ever become a creditable GC rider? I say no but he's been really solid on all sorts of climbs this year

>>142247415
Wasn't he aiming for a top 5 in Suisse? Well

>>142247415
GC rider is all about ability to recover, which is almost impossible to predict.

>>142247578
I don't know, but I guess that proves my point

>>142247415
Would rather see him do RVV and stuff too instead if GC

its okay angloschizos
you where more of a ciclismo nation anyway

pogis nation just kicked out the bongs, hilarious

Have you guys apologized to Jonas yet?

What is your favorite Sagan victory, /cyc/?

>>142247929
Thread is not gonna survive
But anything for total anglo death

>>142247990
nvm

>>142248061
His flanders was pretty cool

shit

>>142248061
Richmond

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>>142247990
>>142248180
please apoligies to bertacek

The Swiss will hop off England

HOWEVER

Does anyone actually enjoy flat stages?

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>+6
rigged

>>142249025
I guess sprinters do

>>142249025
They're a certain kind of comfy. I leave them on in background at the /cyc/ office.

Also, you need some stages for sprinters to have a shot and for GC guys to sit in the wheels. You can't have a GT with just three weeks of mountain stages

>>142248061
Giro 2020 is an underrated one
Also Tour de Suisse 2011, stage 3 and Tirreno-Adriatico 2013, stage 6

>>142249025
semen slurpers and goombling addicts innit

>>142249025
some people watch the scenery or something

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>>142249276
>a GT with just three weeks of mountain stages

Fem Van Empel got cagied

>there is a r*ssian rider
how is this allowed?

>>142249851
wtf. how serious is it?

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>>142247929

>>142250344
Fortunately, she did not suffer any fractures or other serious injuries, but she does suffer from a lot of hip pain. The question remains whether Van Empel will appear at the start of the opening time trial of the Giro in Brescia on July 7.

“I had to quickly get a pack of cigarettes,” Van Empel quotes the driver who hit her. “Thx to the man who hit me head-on with his car and launched me. Fortunately no fractures, but a lot of pain in the hip.”

>>142249276
>a GT with just three weeks of mountain stages.
I want to see cyclists die of exhaustion 75% of the way up the Alps.

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love to see it

>>142250508
who the fuck is even smoking cigarettes these days. total cagie death

>>142237535
Even Del Toro was a better option, he is a great climber

>>142250917
once again, including neo-pro in your TdF roster isn't right thing to do

>>142237535
ayuso always was a little rat and a shitter never understood the hype around him majka wouldve been 100% a better pick

>>142250917
I agree Isaac

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Berts were wondering a while back what the champion of Mauritius looked like and I don't remember it being posted.

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>>142251532

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>>142251509
Also here for the shirt without team stuff. He joined a french team today so maybe we'll see him in some of the shit .2 races.

>>142250917
Are you doing the vuelta isaac?

>>142251509
I remember I was inquiring about Seychelles NC jersey since they got that cool diagonal flag

>>142249857
Vlosov is a good kid

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>>142249857
leave Aлeкcaндp alone

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mwAygb82m1Y

fookin great film this. great film. years since I watched it

>>142252173
did the denounce the ukraine war?

>>142249857
Wasn't amstrong allowed to ride during the iraq war?

>>142252566
I think he did since they gave him an olympics spot

>>142252566
he did as much as you can when you still have family in ruzzia

>>142252661
But the yankees are the good guys remember

>>142252566
he called for peace

>>142252733
I'll tell ya who did as much as he could the fucking coward Sivackov

>>142252810
Every side in every war wanted peace, the question is under what terms.

>>142252810
Thank god

>>142252810
peace out!

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A little wobble, but we've got three weeks ahead! Remember, winning isn't everything; showing your best is what really matters. And if someone stronger takes the prize, we’ll take the jokes and smiles with our heads held high! Sending loads of positive vibes to Primož.

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Apologise.

>>142253123
lame & cringe
put up or shut up

Expected more Abrahamsen picks, with his thermo nucleair form this year. Oh well, guess I'll just enjoy the profits

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>>142253306
PPATTT, I did pick him, it was some other drunken bert who changed my veloteam hours before le grand depart

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I feel the magic in your caress
I feel magic when I touch your dress
Silk and satin, leather and lace
Black panties with an angel's face

>>142253225
First GT stage win ever, not bad

>>142253123
stage 2 is over and we're already sending positive vibes and talking the kwab talk
oh boy remind me again how much did Red Bora spend on Roglic

Can't stand England

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>>142253553
Quater finals bert, can't wait!

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INEOS MERDA

>>142253553
they are so shit I just hope they can fluke it to the final and get beat there. Southgate is a fuckin PE teacher.

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Don't kill me just help me run away
From everyone I need a place to stay
Where I can cover up my face
Don't cry, I am just a freak

I am just a freak
I am just a freak
I am just a freak

Death to anglos

Pogi da GOAT no cap

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>>142253944
cute

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free balling like that is mad

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Consider the following: Cav wins tomo

>>142244761
Nobody wants yellow it seems that’s the problem

>>142254130
I miss lovely Orla

>>142249025
There’s good ones if I like the region I do NOT enjoy yet another PO valley slurper

>>142254332
aye lad I wish it was 2010 too

>>142249025
Yes if you tune in for the last 10 minutes. You can't make a grand tour of only hard stages

>>142249025
midweek flat stages are good. gotta give the sprinters a chance. don't waste it on the weekend. and you need a few stages where you know nothing is happening and just need to watch the last 10km

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>>142254332
wdym miss

>>142254130
50% of zoometes do this now

>>142254728
The boomers all did it too

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The good thing with this le Tour shaping about to be a two-way dopefest is I no longer will have to need to sacrifice me rides to watch stages

>>142251075
Ayuso is good, but I don't think he has the hjaelper mindset

>>142254915
what you mean you won't watch to see if Jonas can salvage a podium?

>>142254915
Don't worry Roglic will win the Vuelta

another day in the TDF with Jonas and Pogi, another record broken

>>142255064
If you are not betting your life savings on Fishman winning the Tour then I have no words for you

>>142254915
Will you ever take the morning ride pill

>>142255612
i think you should make an updated GC bet post
Roglic is looking like a steal

>>142255790
Working on it right now

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>>142255627
I took late evening ride pill instead and it was glorious. Almost no traffic, the heat was no longer that strong - because I got rained on for an hour.

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Post-stage 2 GC OFFICIAL /bet/

>>142256612
Rogcoin plummeting, sell sell sell

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are there any bonis tomorrow besides the meta?

>>142256612
There's still a chance Gaudubros

Remco said he wants the yellow so he might actually mix in the sprint tomorrow. Although pogi will probably love to give it away

>>142256991
Thomas Voeckler: If you believe Gaudu can win the 2024 tdf then you should be put in a straight jacket

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Le Normand doesn't sound very Spanish to me

>>142257271
he said he wouldn’t mind don’t think he’s going to go for it

Are there Georgian ciclismoërs?
>inb4 Atlanta haha lol

>>142257520
well if he doesn't get dropped on tuesday he'll smash all these cunts in the TT and get it

>>142257520
All he has to do is finish ahead of carapaz and pogi in the group

>>142257622
Not really, but some of them were raiding the turkish cyclassics this spring
Once they develop in a proper alp country, they will be a powerhouse (in 2200+)

>>142257670
What about Jonas TT. Even at 90% of last year it would be not normal

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>>142257670
>if he doesn't get dropped on tuesday

>>142256612
Remkings looking good

Remco will probably win the stage on Tuesday actually. So just rest up tomorrow.

>>142257915
If jonas beats remco on a mostly flat TT week 1 after injuries we might as well stop watching the sport

The new seasonal Dr. Pepper is so fucking good

>>142258203
we said that last year after the infamous tt and here we are
still kicking still watching and the seasons been shit so far, we have no excuses

>>142258336
what you on about. none of this happened before. come back to reality.

>>142258336
Atleast that had a climb

>>142256612
So basically bookies think Vingegaard's injury didn't affect him at all

sorry but the way remco came back today was pas normal

>>142258476
yeah maybe they were watching today eh

>>142258402
the infamous dope itt happened and I and many others said they would never watch this shit again and I stopped watching but came back anyways this season

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>>142258476
There was no injury

>>142258562
Aero skin

>>142256612
why the fuck would joans be the favorite on a sprint stage?

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>>142258476
he was never in the hospital, hence why his dad wasn't allowed to see him
it was all a double, do not trust them
they will come for me

>>142258580
So that's what you think?

>>142258605
why would you not want to see something so amazing again?

>>142258767
>GC /bet/

>>142258767
It's a General Classification bet

>>142258818
whats wrong with his head here?

>>142258848
I think I saw Jonas drop everyone who isn't Pogacar yes

>>142258883
>>142258889
remco 11? bullshit

>>142258892
made room for the control room transmitter

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>>142259080
should be 1

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>>142259275

>>142259009
On a 5min effort on stage with 1000m less elevation than a fleche wallonne

What is you biggest regret in life?

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Stage 3 OFFICIAL /bet/

>Philipsen 1.66
>Groenewegen 7
>Aert 10
>Lie 12
>Pedersen 15
>Cavenshit 17
>Bauhaus 21
>Jakobsen 23
>Thijssen 34
>Bennett 34
>Kristoff 41
>Demare 41
>Gaviria 41
>Girmay 51
>Poel 81
>Coquard 81
...
>Evenepoel 101
>Pogacar 201

>>142259363
reading your posts

>>142259360
yeah on stage 2 ya nonce when he is notoriously strong in week 3. or course he is second fave get a grip. fuck sake

>>142259468
>second fave
Not anymore

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what are you doing? who? me? nothing just rewatching todays attack by pogi in all different languages with my brand new discovery+ subscription

>>142259416
le coq might be a fraud but he has a much better chance of winning than demare

>>142259621
When will Démare DNF. I have my secret pick McLay just for this reason

>>142259438
why you gotta be like that

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>>142259416
>>Cavenshit 17

>>142259846
Mozzato is next in line
Then Capiot
Then Mclay

Please read the arkea sprintbook next time

>>142260017
I figured that when Démare is out they don't give a shit anymore and just sprint for 8th 9th and 10th as usual

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didn't even remember tdf is actually broadcast in our state tv with no ads, for free
very based

>>142260147
The multiball approach, could happen

I unironically think Roglic was the winner today.
Only lost 20 seconds and did ZERO work, vs Pog, Remco and Vingegaard who definitely burnt some matches

Pog is the big loser today, if he had made the 50 seconds stick it wouldve been worth it, but 20 for gassing yourself for 10km doesn't seem worth it imo this early on in the tour

Karl’s absence due to euros is a godsend

>>142260392
I don't think ving burnt much

>>142260533
I hope they fire that creep, dumped his wife and kids again for the next sporza intern

>>142260596
They're going to regret those 10km on Isola 2000 when Roglic sprints past them

>>142260193
Pity it's the only race broadcast but hey

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>>142260392
>>142260713
based and sharp analytical mind pilled. Didn't want to type this out myself because I would have been shunned with >copium_inhaler.jpg
the red bull will charge when the time is right and then there is no stopping

>>142260665
he needs to get metoo’d he’s too powerful to be let go plus all that money he makes with his shitty t-shirts and stuff guaranteed they bench Renaat the moment the euros are done

>>142260935
He'll never do commentary for the tour thankfully, because he has vive le velo

>>142260912
He barely won the dauphine to GEE and Jorgenson. It's over. Redbull does not give you wings. It gives you heart palpitations and diabetes.

>>142261120
was it always renaat x jose? must be why i remember the tour more fondly. the sven duo (for radio) is also kinda funny they’re both always look so sarcastic

>>142261212
However Pogacar burnt matches: 2 (sprint against Wout and attack today)
Roglic burnt matches: 0 still

>>142261303
Well it used to be wuyts and jose
Karl does classics, WC, no stage races.

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>>142260392
>>142260713
>>142260912
>>142261412
You are right, we are SO back

>>142261412
THe attack today gave him 20 seconds over him, if Roglic was in good shape that'd be a lot of time but the fact he isn't anywhere near Pogacar, that's basically Tour over for him. Vingegaard is the real winner. Zero burnt matches, only followed the attack which is an obligation. The future is Dansk.

>>142261625
Carapaz is the real winner actually

>>142261412
Gaudu burnt matches: -99

jesus lads I can't wait for UAE train on tuesday. I want the frauds spitting out the back

>>142262119
50 w/kg on Couillole incoming

>>142262209
>I want the frauds spitting out the back
Sivakov won't let you down

>>142262337
I don't even count him as a fraud he is below that

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>>142259416
madsbros are we cooked???

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>>142262119
Heh, my boy... he just needs more time

>>142262908
Can’t beat pogacar in a sprint unless he’s lucky with some chute don’t see why he could beat the sprintcanons.

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the real winner today btw

>>142263370
stage 1 was pretty embarrassing for lidl they kinda have to redeem themselves tomorrow

>>142260596
Yeah, Pog seemed to be doing the most pulls, Fishboy would feign pulls on the descents

Fishboy must have some sort of fishblood, hyper responding to all the stuff he gets injected and also of course the training.
How the fuck do you recover so from so many heavy injuries and be in good enough shape to be on Pogacar's level already?

Feels like some do have access to real advanced medical treatment now, while the rest aka the plebs aka the average citizens have only the usual shit.

>>142263847
>not knowing about seaworm blood doping
>ngmi

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>230km flat stage on a Monday
a stage for pure ciclismo enjoyers

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>>142264204
Rain, thunderstorms with chance of echelons are predicted

>>142264029
Blood doping makes you recover so faster from broken bones and collapsed lung?

>>142264615
HGH probably, mcgregor took it to fox his leg, never stopped by the look of him. Fishy taking growth hormone is very likely and I agree it should be used in such cases.

>>142264615
Fish don't have bones dummy

>>142264415
Severe weather protocol to be activated

>>142264204
calling all MSR enjoyers
we comfy tomorrow

>>142264825
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Osteichthyes

>>142264204
Canada Day special stage

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>>142265272
bottom left looks badass

>Cote de Tortona - Fausto Coppi
yea im thinking we in for some SOVL tomorrow

>>142265364
>Tortona
Tortone*

pogacar bros... we needed to gain at least 5 minutes in these opening stages to have a buffer against week 3 Jonas...
It's over and it never began

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ciclismo

>>142265301
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mgwZsxukSL8

you now remember the time Sagan was kicked out because Cavendish is as retarded as the UCI

How likely is Roglic top 10? Is it over?