Free agency tomorrow Nothing today
We let the man cook.
whalers
>>142266355first for our flames
>>142266353Why do they only give one american meal per 4 tickets?
>>142266412
>>142266412why do they only give canadians 5 prayers a day?
>>142266393God save the dome.
>>142266419man that is some really nasty post-processingyeah make all the players look like they're the silent hill panthers but make sure every logo pops
>1993
>>142266393Why are they building the new arena right beside the old one? As in right beside the river that flooded the dome
>>142266393>best arena>roof is crumblingoof
https://x.com/jsthollywood407/status/1807522466610155820Florida parade is more out of city Orlando and Tampa Bay goers than actual Miami fans of the Panthers KWAB PURE PLASTIC FANBASE
Let's get this shit started>Laffs
Eat dick dylan
>>142266603Cope hes going on LTIRetirement in 3 years
>mfw its boston pizza time
>>142266597>i-i-i posted it again!>come on guys!
>>142266641Nigga dressed like the blueberry girl from willy wonka
>>142266622Vegas Knights fanbase is more real than Florida's and that's a fucking factDare you to find 1 fucking pan out photo of the Panthers' lame ass public school field trip of a parade compared to this
Just got back from the parade. Saw lots of bunda. One girl behind me was asking me why people were boo'ing Luongo
Carter Hart is going to experience what him and his comrades did to that girl.
Kovacevic traded
>>142266684kill yourself, faggot
>>142266679Man, you are SEETHING KWAB
>>142266692gross
>>142266562and no water
>>142266725Gay ass nigga
>>142266722t. no cup raped bitch
>>142266711To the debbies
>>142266603lmaoing at dylan who spent months glazing tanev and the stars for uncovering the ultra secrete defensive defenseman only to lose him in free agency KWAB
Florida could never honestly, some fucking "historical fanbase" you got there
>>142266759ass nigga?
>>142266641Winner or loser pizza?
>>142266597>>142266684>>142266782mental illness KWABOTY
>>142266597That hat might as well be all black. It means nothing to me.
>>142266692That's a 9/10 in miami? Yikes.
>>142266692wouldn't
>>142266782Looks like less than the florida crowd desu
>laffs pick up the corpse of tanev after he was already falling off a cliff by the WCF>they're going to give him 6 years>he's going to be injured game 1 next seasonKWAB
>>142266710Prison rape is a (((Hollywood))) myth.
>>142266807Mental illness to point out how literally nobody bothered to show up for a franchise's first ever Stanley Cup? Didn't know libtards lived in Florida KWAB what happened to being "keeping the kids safe" down there, is DeSantis slacking already?
>>142266782Yeah, pretty crazy what you can do by offering $5 free play in the goysino.
>>142266866>>142266778
>>142266562Roof is crumbling is a lie
>>142266761>4th round pick>for a right handed D
>>142266880tell that to the booty warrior
Based Dylan making the leafs seethe
>>142266382Best GM in the league and it's not even close.
Why aren't my teds making any moves
>>142266912Wrong.Source: my dad who used to work at nintendo is now the structural engineer and I've seen the blueprints and schematics
>>142266967Nah Nill is
>>142266692Dear god man have standards>>142266382It's all coming together
>>142266969They made a move. Try to keep up
>>142266993eat dick dylan
Gary Bettman just told me he will remove the Florida Panthers from next year's playoffs because they finally won their Cup
>>142266597>>142266684>>142266782Cool. Still the reigning cup champs.
>>142266892lel you're a coping massivejewshits troon. historic regular season last year only to choke a 3-1 lead... only to get btfo again this year. no more bergeron (last game a L to the panthers) no more ullmark. get fucked
>>142266419No s.oyboy faces
Conroy will win every future draft and the flames will be scary soon
>>142266969Would be smarter for them to not sign any big names this season anyways, they are at least two years away from the end of Elvis and Gudbranson
I hope the usa collapses so the cup can stay home
>>142267065Panthers OUTSenators IN
>>142267138I see 59 of them not including the crword
>>142267218If my country collapses I'm hopping the border and going to Canada. Hope you enjoy a worse labor and housing market
Senators lost the draft according to Scott wheeler from the athletic.
>>142267261they already have those, retard
>Brannstrom not QA'dSad, I actually liked him. Wonder what Staios is cooking considering he was a serviceable third pairing guy
>>142267261it's labour bud
>>142267285Yeah, but worse worse
is this deal still available do you think?
>>142267278
My penguins ):
>>142267327Wonderboy strikes again
>>142267296Get ready for American spellings on signs, menus, and government ballots. Air Canada Centre (20km)Air Canada Center (10 mi)Centre Air Canada (20 km)
>>142267361
>>142267303man i fuckin wish nhl tickets were that cheap
>>142267372What about Central Air Center?
Aqua are leafs fans
>>142267293>erik badstromKWAB
>>142267303I mean, fuck, worse case you get to see 29 other teams play or you can sell them. Hell of a deal even for a shitty hockey team.
>>142267427Aquarium was GOAT-tier
>>142267427What’s wrong with her face?
>>142267372You guys actually write center?Here that would be promouced "ce-awwnt-ai)
>>142267531french is gay
>1993>1993
>>142267278What did they do? I didn't pay attention other than Ullmark.
>>142267579French is cool. Mexican is gay
>>142267597They drafted a late first defenceman 7th overall
>>142267372florida uses the correct spelling in most places ;)
is this sort of thing usually open to the public?
>>142267521She's Norwegian
>>142267621french are soft pusys. mexico is a lawless hellscape full of badasses
>>142267648Who's gonna stop you from skating on a pond in the bush? Why is there open times?
>>142267648I think so.
>>142267692I was talking about the languages
>>142267693it's july>>142267699nice
>>142267648why are zoomers afraid of making phone calls
daaaamn Quebec is going to get a Stanley Cup winning team in the Panthers! Panthers morphing into huskies?!
>>142267764i'm asking my friends
>go to the main board>nothing but eurofags and south Americans posting country themed pepesWhy is the rest of the board insufferable
Duchene staying in Dallas
>Dallas does not qualify Nils LundkvistKwab. They paid a 1st for him.
>>142267908Harley > Nils
>The #Sens qualified centre Shane Pinto. Keep hearing in league circles his camp will be looking for an offer sheet when free agency opens tomorrow.Wtf is Pinto's problem?
>>142267908Then NY gave it away for Tarasenko who left then beat them on the way to the cupCursed trade for everyone
>Gary Bettman allegedly spotted on roof of Saddledome with jackhammer
>>142267990They made it to the conference final with him. He only ended up in Florida because Ottawa under achieved.
>>142267994If you saw how much he was shaking during the Conn Smythe announcement, you would know that he doesn't even need a jackhammer. Just turn him upside down like a dreidel and let his shakes do the rest
>Lias AnderssonSad
for me it's the golden knights
>>142268036kek why hasn't /hoc/ talked about this more.Does Gary have parkinsons?
Why did the Lightning replace a 40 goal scorer in Stamkos with a 30 goal scorer in Guentzel?
>>142268075Yes my mother has it and I can tell.
>>142268075Gary fears Florida Man
>>142268075He's been shaking for at least 5 years now.
>>142268075he cant stop thinking about the coyotes
>>142268120i remember it when i saw him announce the vegas franchise and that was 7 years ago i think
>>142267385KWAB
>>142268070We get it: you're gay. Fuck off because pride month is over
>>142268228>mad>at the golden knightskwab cup champs 1993
>>142268238Stars fan actually.
[Strickland] There is no change in the status of both Joel Quenneville and Stan Bowman altho a senior, high ranking league executive tells me that could change in the “very near future”. Bowman has been linked to Oilers GM vacancy.
>>142268228Cope there's a pride parade today
>>142268045interesting because he was a barely functional wackjob, but in a way that made the hockey men actually overestimate him relative to his talent
>>142268396>im so proud that i stick aids in my ass! WEEEEE LOVE MEEEEEEEEE!hockey?
Only parade I care about is the stampede one
>>142268267retard
>>142268507True calgary will never have another stanley cup one
Flames and Islanders
You know what's funny? The Oilers unironically need more right wingers, they should take a couple from Florida haha
>>142268490You watch men pretending to be japanese school girls. You also didn't get tickets KWAB!
>>1422686162032 we will have it
>>142267943dude seems like a bit of a prick.>get suspended for half a season due to gambling>immediately openly request an offer sheet
>>142268635You did?
Flames can’t get any worse it’s only up from here playoffs here we come
>>142268625>>142268622>>142268723
>>142268688I don't buy tickets
>>142268723They can sign Kailer Yamamoto because Seattle didn't qualify him
>>142268793Not with money, but with your mouth and anus.
>>142268723this is true. Surely Huberdeau will suddenly stop being liquid shit next season.
erm... canes bros I thought a guentzel signing and a big necas trade were supposed to be happening?
>>142266382>russians are stealsdon't you have to wait like a million years for them to leave the khl
>>142268786lol we just keep winning
>>142268956We grabbed a 3rd rounder for free and Guentzel is coming back to us after free agent talks
>>142266382Flames win the draft whats new? We’ve been telling y’all for days now.
>the image that triggered mass redditor sucides
>>142266597>if you win the cup you loseWhy are Americans like this?
>>142268956Not sure what the Randys plans are letting Necas, Teravainen and Guentzel all leave.
does aspartame still give me cancer?
>>142269126no, that's a rumour being spread by big corn
>>142269126no but the habs will
January - 90s electronicFebruary - Stoner Doom metalMarch - Progressive RockApril - GrungeMay - SludgeJune - Psychedelic What's July
>>142266419thank god they waited for bob
>>142269150dub reggae
>>142269150Christmas!!!
>>142269150post rock
>>142269150Summer of Spice Girls
>>142267764we think they're scary. we prefer texting
>>142269189you got it. I've listened to godspeed a couple of times
>>142266597who cares? they had a ton of people
>>142269189for me, its sedimentary
Retard
>>142266641if only he hadn't had bogo chipotle before the bruins series
FINN'D
>>142269189Igneous, sedimentary, metamorphic are the threeeeeeeeee...rocks of the ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOCK cycle.
>>142266692too much cellulite
>>142269324What is Yzerman giving him 6 million bucks or what
>>142269189Mark rock and his spleen
>>142269233If you like godspeed you'll probably like silver mt zion. its made up of most of the same people.id say mogwai, talktalk, slint, and godspeed are the pillars of the genre.
>>142269413new to hockey, what does this mean?
>>142269508
> @FriedgeHNIC Hearing that a big trade is in the works: Jonathan Huberdeau is being traded to Edmonton in exchange for Darnell Nurse. Huge move for both teams. More details to come.
>>142269330kino
kino
>>142269647>where is the fatherI hope you are joking
>>142269647he'll show up after the kid signs his ELC
Why were all the women at this years draft wearing underwear?
>>142269647The Utah owner is trying so hard to be cool it’s pathetic. What a shit org
>>142269647Smiling away
>>142269731You can see the tears in his eye. If he’s smart he’ll force his son to Adam fox Utah and come join Calgary
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>142269808eat cock randy
Eat cock randy
>>142266382>Aron Kiviharju
>>142269818>>142269820terrible posts
>>142269831>aron
4 months till hockey
Was checking some Canadian channels on IPTV and clicked on some random channel hoping it might broadcast hockey but it is covering a massive LGBTQ+ parade in Toronto. Do they do anything else in Toronto?
>>142270169It got shut down halfway because of hamas supporters
>>142270187I really hope that the troons and the muslims in all of these horrible cities kill each other
Senaturds wasting their first on a third pairing dman. Just like they wasted their 10th overall on a 4th line goon. I can see why they always end up trading their firsts now haha
Can someone explain the USNTDP to me? One team plays jrs and one team plays college teams?
>>142270356I thought it was a development league for players going to university
>>142270227All these people are retards
>>142270187lmao sounds awesome. they are eating their own
Wangs gave up on Walman so they couls sign Kane for one year and still miss the playoffs
>>142270381No the US has a junior league and the USNTDP is just one team in it
>>142270227troons vs hamas cup. in seven games. would there be a sweep?
>>142270414It's funny because the hamas supporters were marching IN the parade and when it got to a certain point they sat down and blocked the road and another group of even more hardcore hamas supporters came out of the shadows and joined them then they cancelled the rest of the parade like an hour later because the hamastards wouldnt let them start again
I eat cock
Hockey?
This thread smells like potato latkes
>>142270605One day you'll grow up and realize how wrong you were about a lot of things.
>>142270227
>>142269831JEN
why arent they better at hockey?
>>142270601
33% of Stars draft picks were named Niilopekka
>>142270876better than sweden
>>142269467Thanks for the chart, even /mu/ didn't have it
>>142270587you could have just said you're a boston fan and we'd get the idea
>>142270148Same. I hate the heat and lack of hockey
>>142270148I’m watching the boys now since hockey is over
>>142270948Reditt
If the bruins lose swayman and ullmark, they'll sink to the bottom of the atlantic like the titanic
Dear Stephen can we honestly e date? you're so beautiful. You always make me laugh, you always make me smile. You literally make me want to become a better person
>>142270973It’s a good show
>>142271140What's the girls like
>>142270420>USNTDPPlays in the USHL with Omaha, Lincoln, Sioux Falls, Sioux City, Muskegon, Chicago, etc. The players that are good enough go and play at universities, then they graduate (or forgo school for their hockey career) and go play in the AHL or NHL.
Can someone explain the main youth hockey leagues and rank them by skill? I find it hard to keep track of them
Panthers cheated. This was supposed to be the Bruins year.
damn i guess bing AI is a lot more strict these daysi keep trying to do Bret Hart in panthers gear lifting the stanley cup but it keeps blocking it
>>142271420fry little bombston bitch
Floridini Riggetini Cheatini
>>142271403Yeah, NCAA, USHL, USA Hockey.
>>142271420>>142271484
>>142271420
>>142271485What about WHL OHL QJHLHow do all these leagues rank?
For me it's the Calgary Flames, legos, and low functioning autism. The trio of brilliance and ascendance.
>>142271565>reddit watermark
>>142271585owontario jr bontario highschool hockeyq
how many french canadians does it take to change a lightbulb?
>>142271652The one girl is possessed by a fucking demon look at her eyes
>>142271585The OHL is on the same level as the USHL. 16-20 year old ams that can either go to a college after a season or two of development, or they can go to their NHL team at age 18. Vanek is a good example, he came over from Austria as 1 of 2 non-NA players that a USHL team could have. Tore it up for a season, went to the U where he won a natty and then was drafted by buffalo and spent 1 season in the AHL before moving up.
Enjoy your fake ass Mickey Mouse Cup, Pantherisks *******
>>1422714031. The russian junior league that almost certainly has match fixing
>>142271726nhl final did better ratings than the inceltics lmaoseethe about it, nobody watched your shit bombston team while Game 7 of the Cup Final was one of the most important games in hockey history and the kitties WON
>>142271653Two. 1 in each language.
>>142271782*most rigged games in hockey historyFTFY
>tied with Barky in scoring>preventing the >rags from being swept in 5He's a winner in my book
wikipedia needs to start new notation for smytheless cup wins they're basically asterisks
>>142271704They’re on cocaine virgin
>>142271867wikipedia is a propaganda tool used by soros to spread misinformation. hockey stats are the LAST thing on their minds to amend.
>>142271804beyond delusional massivewjewshits subhuman. bruins most cup final losses in history but you wouldn't even know that because you're a tourist bitch visiting here from the apehoop generalgo pull your head out of david ((portnoy))'s hairy jewish asshole and blow your brains out with a shotgun
>>142271867true. also the 200 fan turnout to their "parade" is a disgrace. i for one won't acknowledge their "win"
>>142271719ushl usndtp and ncaa hockey blows
>>142271924
>>142271931no, you do.
>>142271910Tkachuk is a Jew lmao
just read the interview with my team's head of amateur scouting and it's pretty much confirmed that they only selected future hall of famers
remember when bombston fans snitched to the local radio stations, forever killing off /sp/ radio call in threads because they couldn't handle the bantsYou don't belong here. If you're a ruins fan, everyone here would rather see you dead.
>>142270148Good time for sustained edging, mewing, and jelqing all at once.Imagine how insane you'll look by puck drop.
>>142271946jlmi
>>142271652what makes girl want to grind on mascot dicks?
>>142271963Not according to the Early Life section for him or any of the other TkachuksBut a bombston massivejewshits bitch being a lying coping cunt, what else is new?
>>142271993>1993
>>142271867I don’t really care what Jew journalists have to say
>>142272048>Early Life section for himright, because that's not edit-able or excluded from certain people's page for (((some reason)))
>>142272105cope, circumsized micro-dicklet
>trade for his rights>don’t give him an extra year?
Flames drafted a hindu
>>142272197rather a hindu than a dindu
>>142272192u cant give extra year if they didn't play for u, trading for rights is just to get ahead of other teams offering in free agency
>>142271924Shannon acknowledges them, and that settles the matter
>>142272192He's already going to be 35 by contract end. This isn't the NFL where contracts just fizzle away...unless of course gary have a failing team in the desert that needs high cap hits to keep them above the salary cap floor. For example.
>>142272274Really? Numales lied to me then
>>142272321see ya. Won’t miss him one bit. I tried to get behind him but he doesn’t look like he will amount to anything higher than a third liner on a good team. Easily replaceable
>>142272321Thank fuck
>>142272321he's a AAAA player unfortunately
>>142272383Sad
>>142272321>image of a tweet, of a tweeted image which was tweetedyou sheep will believe anything
>>142272491Keep seething about the slant eye getting 2nd place.
>rags
>Sources say that RFA Nick Robertson has no plans to re-sign with the #leafs this summer and has informed the team that he would like to be traded.Shanaplan status...?
>>142272689montreal will be all over him
>>142272383>30 year old rookiecringe
https://youtu.be/efWjl7NDRA0?si=wBSNDFqz0kQ2uQL6Chud bros….
>>142272722seeeeeeeeeeeeeeething
>>142272303The Coyotes' journey is over, who knows, maybe they succeeded after all :)
why hasnt Marner been traded yet
>>142273276because the nhl is a nothing ever happens league
Sheldon keefe is coaching the devils
>>142273276he's shit and costs too much
ryan nothing-happens league
>>142273276Nobody wants a crying homo (Native Torontonian)
>>142273276Marner is the only player on the leafs who plays power play penalty kill and top line. if they trade him they would need 3 new players that could do all that. Marner is on an expiring deal and has to approve the trade since he's got an NTC so they are going to get nothing in return for him. this already happened with phil kessel, they called him soft and traded him for kasperi kapanen and freddy andershit and watched him lead the stanley cup playoffs in points
Treliving ruins another Canadian team
>>142273478kwab
>>142273276he has the entire summer to leave
Huomenta but opposite
>hey don't look at me!>i had nothing to do with it!
The opposite of Huomenta is like Huomenta but 12 hours earlier.
>flames
here is a new tongue twister:trad tard got traded
Paul's kitties :3
>>142269040Buium is Israeli and already plays in the USDemidov at 5 is "great value" when he was considered the 2nd/3rd pick by most
>>142274443habs could've had michkov and demidov... sad
might hit up /gif/ real quick
>>142270876Norwegians are a selfish people, only good at individual sportssrslytho theyre getting better, two 1st rounders this year has to be an all time high. 2 free sports at iihf tourneys helps too
>>142274531>>142274531>>142274531>>142274531>>142274531>>142274531
I'm the Bertuzzi of /hoc/
>Tanev 6 years at 5 millionHoly KWAB
>>142274401Cute :3
>>142274596>laffs
>>142274596Frank seravalli tipped off gary on brad's cap circumvention plan
>>142274401is spencer knight's name going to be on the cup. i don't think he meets the criteria
>>142274581yeah buddy you fuckin suck
>>142274596Turns 35 in December btw
>>142266969>Why aren't my teds making any movesThey have been. Dumped a bunch of trash at the deadline. Traded others recently. Did not qualify a significant player. Trying to trade Laine. They will be doing something tomorrow, they have more than a few roster spots that need filling and can't fill them all with 20 year olds. Please try to keep up with your own team, you should be telling us what is going on not me telling you.
>>142274531/gif/ and all the porn boards on here are 99% tranny/blacked/NTR cuckshit slop and it's been like that for yearsit's all bought and paid for shilling. Gary's people want to take everything from you, including your wank safe spaces
>>142274596That's fine.
>>142274703So then go to the work safe gif board
>make sure its at least 5 years
>>142274736>5x6 is fine for a 34 year old injury prone defenseman who's wheels were falling off in the wcf
>>142274703Blacked makes good porn though
>>142274531Try /gf/
>>142274647after mr. I put buddy who got in the car wreck's name on the cup I'm pretty sure anything goes
>>142274736>t-thats f..f-ine kwab
Tarrana gettin TREE'D
>>142274781>>142274800Where does it say the contract is for 6 years?
>>142274788This, and let's go Bruins!
>>1422746473.5M of his 4.5M cap hit counted for 82 games of the season so he absolutely should
If chris tanev sucks they can just send him to robidas island with klingberg and muzzin
>>142274834
HAHAH I LOVE LAUGHING AT THE MAPLE LEAFS!!!
>>142274909Aesthetic af image. fr
>>142274958Ok so where is the one that actually says he signed a 6 year contract?
#retards
>>142274971hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahoh no TREE what are you DOING ?!?
>>142274987based he helped me win this year will draft him again
>>142275001At least the leafs have an arena and water
>>142274971KWABMAO
>maple leafs forward nick robertson has requested a trade
Who won the /hoc/ playoff bracket?
>(((eichel)))>(((tkachuk)))>(((fox)))>(((hughes)))Whooopeee! Can't wait for (((NBC))) and their good goy sex-offender tirico to suck off these fags during the whole tournament.
The leafs are immediately better than they were last year because tyler bertuseless and nick manletson and connor dewae are not playing for them anymore
>>142275091Who gives a fuck
>>142275091clearly not this >>142275141 faggot
>>142275141I won it I’m just basking in my superior hockey knowledge.
>>142275117tkachuks are catholic, you retard
>>142275166>catholicyeah, sure they are. Be sure to show their wikipedia page as your argument you good little goy you.
>>142275166Dimeless gimmick give it up buddy
>>142275174>gary's tribesmen trying this hard to psyop seethe you unathletic yarmulke wearing faggot
can someone post copey's bracket
>>142275207Retard
If markstrom has another bad year the devils are missing playoffs. Then they’ll regret having keefe for sure lol
what time does free agency start so I can set my alarm
1) NHL2) AHL3) KHL4) SHL5) NL6) Liiga7) DEL8) NCAA I9) OHL10) WHL11) BCHL12) ECHL13) EIHL14) QMJHL15) USHL
>>142275295>most yid leagues from most to leastCorrect.
>>142275209i can post it because i made it retard brb
>>142274909Based how was the experience?
>>142275287Noon eastern
>>142275209>>142275336
>just one more year bro>just one more year this is the year I promise>one more
OHL great offenseWHL great defenseQMJHL
anyone know if Glass Bangers (its not a porn site i swear) is a good brand?I wanna get an Atlanta Flames shirt that isn't that pre-distressed lazy garbage.
>>142275389If Raymond, Veleno, and Seider sign their qualifying offers, that still leaves them at only 9 forwards and 5 defencemen on the roster going in to tomorrow. He must have something else cooking, something big enough to entice Kane to stay. Something more than 4-6 million bucks.
>>142275466is he getting washed up old fart stammer?
>>142275476Could be
Hey /hoc/I enjoyed the playoffs and now I’m looking to root for a team for next seasonWhich teams are the most soulful currently? Wouldn’t mind rooting for Canadian teams
>>142275490Fuck off we're full
>>142275209Stephens is way funnier. >the drive for 5 The drive for last place.
>>142274909man that's a sick setup
>>142275490
think ima login to destiny for a minute maybe
>>142275490nucks are always good to cheer for if you're a newbie
>>142275490My islanders :)
>>142275490Flames if you want to root for an up and comer with elite young talent
Any flamesbros get rekt by that hail?
>>142275514Imagine telling someone to cheer for a team that has never and will never win the Stanley Cup
>>142275568you're one to talk, 1993.
>>1422755681993
>>142275566>we need wata>OUCH WATA HURTKWAB
>>142275568>1993
>>142275592couple years ago there was a hailstorm that costed 1.2 billion dollars to repair
Wow america is so good at win cups maybe they should win Olympic some time
>>1422755681993993
Another newfag getting suckered in to cheering for a shit team solely so it's no life fans in /hoc/ have another retard to brain wash in to spamming anime for them. If you have to ask "what team should I cheer for" you don't fuckin belong here.
>>142275490there are no soulful teams in american sports (maybe the really old MLB teams).each nhl franchise is the exact same thing but with different branding.what do you like in your team and fanbase?
>>142275613>amateur hockeykwab
>>142275496agreed. so you get the fuck out and we'll take in this guy as a replacement.
>>142275578>>142275589>>142275603>>142275614>>142275618No gold fucknigga
debating childpuck
>>142275660>amateur hockeykwab
>>142275667sus
>>142275660ahahaahah he's so mad
Damn this nigga ugly
Hmm, let's see...oh, nope, there was never a Kurt Russell movie made about some canadian amateur hockey players winning an amateur tournament.
>>142275490panthers are the most soulful team
>>142275619Truth.
>>142275686Who the fuck is Kurt Russell
>>142275704he's Macready from The Thing
>>142275686>americans winning gold is so rare they made a disney movie about it and called it a miraclekek
>>142275704Retard
the only soulful team is my teami'm not telling you what it is so you don't dirty it
>bragging about amateur hockeykek, 1993.
>>142275704
>>142275723that movie wasn't about winning the olympics, it was about amateur children beating professional soviets.
>>142275633A non-bitchy fanbase and a gritty mindset of playing Doesn’t have to be flashyCompetitiveness is important (winning not exactly)
>>142275755Anon the team you’re looking for is my islanders :)
>>142275566passed over a lil bit ago. no hail but thats cause mountains
>>142275750
>>142275750>>142275713So a comedy actor made a movie about america winning gold? That fits lol
>>142275801Retard.
>>142275754they didn't have gold medal games back then but winning that game was basically the deciding game for gold. It was about winning gold
>>142275801Retard
>>142275755>A non-bitchy fanbaseNarrows it down to Carolina, Columbus, New Jersey, Washington, Detroit, Florida, Ottawa, Tampa, Chicago, Colorado, Dallas, Minnesota, Nashville, St. Louis, Winnipeg, Anaheim, Los Angeles, San Jose, Seattle, Vegas>Gritty mindset of playingFurther narrows down toCarolina, Detroit, Florida, Tampa, Colorado, Dallas, Minnesota, St. Louis, Winnipeg, Seattle, Vegas>Competitiveness is important (winning not exactly)Assuming you mean teams that have a chance at winning a playoff round?Carolina, Florida, Tampa, Colorado, Dallas, Winnipeg, VegasIf you give a team bonus points for being flashy, then pick between Florida, Tampa, Colorado, Dallas, or Vegas.
>>142275824No it wasn't. You fundamentally misunderstand reality (many such Canadese cases). Boomers and pop culture look at the events and that movie as a triumph of American exceptionalism over the inferior Soviet system. The hockey was secondary and the Olympic stage was irrelevant.
>>142275852>>Competitiveness is important (winning not exactly)>not minnesota Lost in conference quarterfinals, 1–4 (Blackhawks)2013–14 2013–14 Western Central 4th 82 43 27 — 12 98 207 206 13 6 7 35 35 Won in first round, 4–3 (Avalanche)Lost in second round, 2–4 (Blackhawks)2014–15 2014–15 Western Central 4th 82 46 28 — 8 100 231 201 10 4 6 24 27 Won in first round, 4–2 (Blues)Lost in second round, 0–4 (Blackhawks)2015–16 2015–16 Western Central 5th 82 38 33 — 11 87 216 206 6 2 4 17 21 Lost in first round, 2–4 (Stars)2016–17 2016–17 Western Central 2nd 82 49 25 — 8 106 266 208 5 1 4 8 11 Lost in first round, 1–4 (Blues)2017–18 2017–18 Western Central 3rd 82 45 26 — 11 101 253 232 5 1 4 9 16 Lost in first round, 1–4 (Jets)2018–19 2018–19 Western Central 7th 82 37 36 — 9 83 211 237 — — — — — Did not qualify2019–204 2019–20 Western Central 6th 69 35 27 — 7 77 220 220 4 1 3 10 12 Lost in qualifying round, 1–3 (Canucks)2020–215 2020–21 — West 3rd 56 35 16 — 5 75 181 160 7 3 4 13 20 Lost in first round, 3–4 (Golden Knights)2021–22 2021–22 Western Central 2nd 82 53 22 — 7 113 310 253 6 2 4 16 22 Lost in first round, 2–4 (Blues)2022–23 2022–23 Western Central 3rd 82 46 25 — 11 103 246 225 6 2 4 14 21 Lost in first round, 2–4 (Stars)2023–24 2023–24 Western Central 6th 82 39 34 — 9 87 251 263 — — — — — Did not qualifyRetard
>>142275852the only minnesota fan we have here is a huge bitch so i don't know about the first selection
>>142275874No shit retard and being the WINNER, the WORLD CHAMPION was a large part of that
>>142275908>t.
>>142275490Rangers
>>142275852shut the FUCK up stephen
>>142275852>then pick between Florida, Tampa, Colorado, Dallas, or Vegas
>>142275895lmao you're citing that they haven't won a playoff series in 9 years as proof that they're competitive?
>>142275969Yes, retard. Re-read the comment chain, you stupid fucking cocksucker.
>>142275940i'm the health care grifter (i.e., right)>>142275956yeah, it's almost like fans with good taste value traits that make teams successful
>flamesbros every time a goal is scored this seasonhttps://youtu.be/swW1a9Bq6Z4
>>142275980If you can't win and never win, you aren't competitive you dumb pedophile. Nearly every single other team has won at least a single round in the past decade. And other teams aren't saddled with 8 digits of dead cap.
>>142276002Retard
Reminder that the Wild forced Patrick Roy into retirement...twice. softpusys still seethe about it a decade later.
patrick roy has 4 times as many cups as the state of minnesota
>>142276039Congrats, success like that has led to many Cups right? Oh wait.
why didnt any anons go to the panthers cup parade? more than half of this general was cheering for them.
>>142276039Who was even on the wild back then? Wes Walz and Darcy Hendrickson?
>142276056>142276054Softpusys seeeeeeeething about a team they "don't even think about" yet again
>>142276063>Darcy HendricksonRetard
>>142276057we were cheering against the soilers
>>142276075What does Guerin have cooking tomorrow? Nothing as usual?
>>142276054Very progressive to include the Walter Cup
>>142276057No one likes the panthers. We just hate the oilers
yeah this is what he does, says some dumb shit and then when he gets called a retard he immediately deflects into pretending everyone is a mad avs fan who can't stop talking about the wildif you want to talk about hockey with this guy and nobody else, cheer for the wild
>>142276094He's won the cup four times. End of discussion because you clearly don't know shit from shit.
>>142276093softpusy has to root for an american team since cucknadia has sucked since 1993. kwab
when will mild fans be raising a banner for this panthers cup victory?
>>142276104>absolutely SEEETHING about the team he "never thinks about"kwab, see you in the next thread for more of the same, bitch
>>142276115I am genuinely asking you what the Wild's off season plan is.
>>142276109Suddenly curious what you think shit divided by shit is
Is the Stanely Cup a curse? I'm looking at the past winners and it seems like there's a curse in which they fall from grace. Like Tampa is a trash team now but won it twice in a row during the asterisk years (I'm guessing it's asterisks like every other sports).
>>142276143I dunno, call billy g, this season is a free year, like last, so who cares?
>>142276200yes it unironically is because once players win it, having done so increases their value and they will leave the team to sign for an overinflated contract. thus dooming both teams.
>>142276206great insight about the wild as usual.
2008–09 2008–09 Western Northwest 5th 82 32 45 — 5 69 199 257 — — — — — — Did not qualify2009–10 2009–10 Western Northwest 2nd 82 43 30 — 9 95 244 233 6 2 4 — 11 19 Lost in conference quarterfinals, 2–4 (Sharks)2010–11 2010–11 Western Northwest 4th 82 30 44 — 8 68 227 288 — — — — — — Did not qualify2011–12 2011–12 Western Northwest 3rd 82 41 35 — 6 88 208 220 — — — — — — Did not qualify2012–133 2012–13 Western Northwest 5th 48 16 25 — 7 39 116 152 — — — — — — Did not qualify2013–14 2013–14 Western Central 1st 82 52 22 — 8 112 248 217 7 3 4 — 20 22 Lost in first round, 3–4 (Wild) PING!2014–15 2014–15 Western Central 7th 82 39 31 — 12 90 219 227 — — — — — — Did not qualify2015–16 2015–16 Western Central 6th 82 39 39 — 4 82 216 240 — — — — — — Did not qualify2016–17 2016–17 Western Central 7th 82 22 56 — 4 48 166 278 — — — — — — Did not qualify2017–18 2017–18 Western Central 4th 82 43 30 — 9 95 257 237 6 2 4 — 15 22 Lost in first round, 2–4 (Predators)2018–19 2018–19 Western Central 5th 82 38 30 — 14 90 260 246 12 7 5 — 35 31 Won in first round, 4–1 (Flames)Lost in second round, 3–4 (Sharks)2019–204 2019–20 Western Central 2nd 70 42 20 — 8 92 237 191 15 9 5 1 60 41 Finished second in seeding round-robin (2–0–1)Won in first round, 4–1 (Coyotes)Lost in second round, 3–4 (Stars)2020–215 2020–21 — West 1st 56 39 13 — 4 82# 197 133 10 6 4 — 38 27 Won in first round, 4–0 (Blues)Lost in second round, 2–4 (Golden Knights)kwab, also needed a gary season to suck just enough to get the 1OA. Something, even the Wild, haven't suck enough ass to achieve.
Is it me or is this shit already forgotten about? They may end up being one of the least remembered cup champions of all time.
sharklay goodrow
>>142275984WHO?????
Toffoli is a cool guy and I hope my team signs him.
>>142276252Who is this team. Some bantam team in georgia or something?
Oh shit fuck we missed the land auction
>>142276252i'll always remember them for cucking mcgaykid and divesaitl
>>142276271I think it is AI-generated.
>>142276200It's the hardest trophy to win in sports for a reason
>>142276264Toffoli is a shitty little manlet he's a suitcase for a reason
>>142275394qmjhl is pussy league for homosexual bitches
>>142276275>divesaitlI am glad that 14-year old and his "huehuehuehuehue cup checking" faggotry got cucked again.
Sam Steel signed with the Stars for 1.2 million despite not getting a qualifying offer.
>>142276322Sam Steel is lucky to get an NHL contract these days.
You many only post in this thread, and the next, if the team you cheer for has not lost 55+ games in one season.
>>142276333He's doing better than Maxime Comtois is right now
>>142276352Anyone with a brain could see that dumb frog doing worse than a man of steel...yet here you are...
maximum cummies
>>142276373nice chatting with you thanks for killing my buzz
I hope garly makes the 4 nations team
Could the next thread be flames themed? Connie is gonna make some insane moves tomorrow
>>142276252>>142276271>>142276282You are a coping raped bitchMcGayvid can win the next 10 years in a row but the history books will always remember him doing fuck all in games 6 and 7 and losing to the kitties
imodium wore off, marners still liquid
>>142276397>matthews>tkachuk>guentzel>connor>robertson>debrincat>eichel>miller>krieder>tkachuk>boeser>keller>larkin>nelson>kane>slavinI wish he did too but it doesn't seem likely unless he plays out of his mind next year
>>142276542history will remember as one of the only skaters to ever win the conn smythe on a losing team and then went on to dominate the 4 nations and olympics with crosby
>>142276564nice
>>142276564Gn southern belt hockey fan.
>>142276542retard
>>142276583>colorado >south belt
>>142276599yes
>>142276599yep, only reason gary gave them a jewflu cup
>>142276599
went REALLY gay this weekend. Homo shit. Probably a personal record. Butt stuff
>>142274067Bertuzzi's reaction is priceless.
>>142276689based UN-L, UN-O, The Lancers and the Stars keep eastern Nebraska in the hockey sphere...
>he calls himself by a name other than anonkys
It's another episode of>Anon Looks At Houses He Can't Afford
>It's another anon desperately looks for something comfy to listen to while falling asleep and ends up listening to a wrestling podcast he's heard 100 times episode
>>142276599It's sunnier in the west than in the east. Calgary is sunbelt
waiting for the new thread so I can be disappointed and go to sleep
>>142276888I either listen to rain sounds, this ambient stuff I found on Spotify, or Moby's Play.
>>142276927that's gay
>>142276937Less gay than wrestling brother and thats a shoot
>>142276888comfy is just a code word for boring desu
>>142276927For me its ZFG Randosthe man has a superpower he does
fuck it i guess i'll just listen to stobe the hobe again
>>142276960boring is just a code word for comfy desu senpai
>>142277024>>142277024
>>142276888>Hearing that WCW may have been mismanaged
