Yankees.
>>142268714>not cubspie7/10
My Braves ;_;
Doyers, it was a great series.
Extra dimes in this fun Mets/Stros series happening right now
metsiners still alive
>>142268740wat
>>142268766Is there a particular reason why you chose long black hair for your wife?
Please God let me win just this one time please I'll never bet again I swear to God
>intentionally walk YordonGay
I just watched Moneyball the other day. Was Chad Bradford really that lights out of a closer? Like he was one of the best closers but they didn't like that he was pitching underhand?
Brad Chadford
>Mets (also Mariners)They call em Metsiners
it's over
>bases loaded>no outs>minor league pitcher just called upWere you sure about that Metsies?
Orioles!
Mest mesting
SUPER MARIO!
>>142268852
JOEY MY MAN
Is it true this Cat pitching against the Dodgers it was his first career start!?
It's grimover
july is going to be another may
>>142268894>this Catyou had better be in some sort of harlem big band outfit if you are talking like that
>mets :(
Can Baltimore hit 14 homers tonight to break the all-time record?
>>142268823
>>142268927I'm from the City, kid. That's how we do it. That's what this right here is!
>>142268961if you said NY or LA, I'd say maybe, but they won't give Baltimore juiced balls
Can’t get anything to drop right now :(
>>142268781Autism. My favorite reliever is Tom Gordon.
mettie jettie bros why did we re-run the timmy trumpet jinx again for this scrub middle infielder?
Anyone else love to wear frilly little dresses while they watch baseball? I'm a big Cubs fan by the way
this mets announcer pulling fucking Seinfeld jokes>the twins drafted Trey Cabbage>which is funny because they already had Cubbage>so which do you want, Cubbage of Cabbage?
losing in extra by multiple runs is just humiliating
Alright Mets have blown it, I'm gonna get ready for the WCL game. You anons enjoy the sunday night baseball game on ESPN now.
turned it off
Nice of yal to pitch BP to us Metsies
remember this lol https://youtu.be/irzH2xtWB0M
>>142268740lmao
>>142255995>>142256209
Are the Dodgers on tilt right now? How did they lose a series against the Giants?
The wall giveth, the wall taketh away
>>142269057I showed this to my wife, she agreed that this is definitely a guy in drag
>>142269053yes, it's still one of the worst baseball plays I've ever seen. and it still makes me laugh. >>142269061>he went all the way back to the beginning of the previous thread lmaoLFGM(s)
"Bout time for the airing of grievances"Holy shit that's a 10/10 bar from the announcerMetsbros how do you recover from this
>Mets lose the two games after the concertOH MY GOD
>>142269116>previous thread3 threads ago :^)
>>142269086Women hate any other girl that's thinner than them
>>142269193well, my wife is 400lbs, so you're not wrong
>>142269167hahaha because…ha because the song….. hahaha the song is called hahahahah is called OMG hahaha roflcopter
>they were 9 games ahead
That had to have been the most disgusting bullpen performance we've had all season. GG Stros.
The Yankees won that series btw. Jaime pull up the run differential stats.
LETS GOOO ASTROS WINggs MetsiesGood luck on your season and quest to kill the Phils
>>142269057Why is the resolution so low? Can Cubs fans not afford a decent camera?
>>142269260Slut
>>142269224>>142269193Seriously though. I've noticed fat bitches call every woman that's skinny a troon now
>>142269245>>142269167
>>142269276obviously not looking at the phone
The lapses of Baltimore’s defense at times is just so bewildering. I swear at least once a series they fumble a routine play
>>142269057unnnnggh... uhhhhhhhhh... unffffff...
>Objects in mirror are closer than they appear
Santa Claus is an Angels fan, why aren't you?
>>142269426because i'm not a big fat fuck
>>142269260We're running a AAAA pen right now. SRF and Drew Smith are out for the year and Diaz is suspended, all that's left are the fuckers that bounce between the majors and AAA
New Home Run Derby format. You get 3 minutes or 40 pitches in the 1st 2 rounds. You get 2 minutes or 27 pitches in the finals.https://x.com/espn/status/1807548894479372586?s=46&t=-OASy86yoZafCIsgrov9VQ
>>142269402>unnnnggh... uhhhhhhhhh... unffffff...what did he mean by this?
>>142269514>he
Astros won and are above .500!https://youtu.be/JvSXJ4_g228?si=Pbc-WtsArGTvQyBo
>>142269549>marlboro
>>142269402>>142269542>unnnnggh... uhhhhhhhhh... unffffff...what did she mean by this?
>live interviewing GunnarWhen are they going to stop this shit?
>>142269597more like GOONnar, amirite /sp/?
>>142269597It's always so shitty.
>Os are headhunting again
ngh... ugh..
>>142269597mlb has been declining in quality for a long time, and most of it relates to production value and jews ruining the game
Gunnar has legos on his shoes
metsiners lost, mlb is dead
>>142269766I forgot my image, like a newfag
gah..ugh
>>142269834The real way to show a true Broship, nice!
>>142269057>anon makes a mistake>durr she needs to be filled with cockmeatwe respect women here, asshole
>>142269954respect this
Anyone want a slightly above average hitter and below average left fielder for $20.5m a year for the next 2.5 years?
Any one want an aging 30 year old shortstop with good defense and below average offense for the next 5.5 years? He can be yours for a cheap price of $27m per year
Anyone want a guy hitting .220 in almost exclusively singles? He can play 2B or either corner outfield spot
>>142270079 i think a lot of people would take happ on their team
>>142269514>>142269593He. I'm a heterosexual man direly in lust with Cubspie.
>>142270079>>142270117>>142270142>try to "spend smart" and avoid megadeals>spend that money on 4 shitty players insteadwhat is the endgame here?
>>142270160where could you see him going? I think they’ll have no trouble moving Belli, Happ I’m unsure of
>>142270224mariners
>>142270019>>142269834uh oh someone got mested
>>142270291>altuve getting ejected (on a shitty call) is like winning to metsiner spammeroof
>On June 29th, 2024, the Los Angeles Dodgers achieved a 7-run victory which was the Dodgers’ 2nd-largest extra-inning win since at least 1901.https://youtu.be/jh-XcVIlG1o
>>142270223He listed the rays as inspiration, he basically didn’t want a repeat of the post Theo collapse where the entire farm was depleted and the major league team wasn’t good. Trouble is he extended guys like Happ and Nico, didn’t trade Belli last off season. So now you got guys being blocked by veterans that you’re stuck with and the team isn’t good
>>142270403The Dansby signing makes no sense. Jed clearly overvalues defense
>>142270277hm I could see that, he'd be the best player on the Mariners by OPS, but prob their 2-3 best hitter
What the fuck are these Orioles niggers doing jesus fucking christ
>>142270952One off day since June started has caught up to them. The starters and especially bullpen are all gassed
>>142270473>Jed clearly overvalues defenseBut the Cubs defense is awful
Gentleman sweep the Red soxies, and now a nice day off tomorrow for my Chadres before we see our favorite world series championship stepchild, Rags. Padraygers fucks with yah!
>>142271088Then how else could you explain the Dansby signing? He's been a below average hitter for all of his career
>>142270473they made the same mistake with heyward
>>142271219slut
>>142268783Am I reading this correctly that you've lost over a thousand dollars on betting?
>>142271252Yeah it's insanity. I don't know what the fuck they were thinking. Should have been a dead give away that Atlanta was happy to let him walk
>>142271267Do NOT disrespect touhoudadspie even is she posts a fertility Goddess
>>142269057Cubspie with me, sorry /mlb/ you just handle the Jimmy Nuetron style~
>>142271219>sweepHoly shit how can you be so retarded. Sunday Sox have never lost a game so far.
>visiting grandma in the old folks home>dementia has turned her brain into mush>watching the ballgame with her to pass the time >she doesn't react to anything, not sure if she even remembers who I am>mexican reliever gives up a dinger>"you see, Anon? never trust a damn beaner"So happy to know part of her mind is still intact. :)
>>142271301good, keep the bitch tied up in your basement so we don't have to deal with the spam
>>142271225He probably fell for the covid shortened meme where he hit great, average the next year, and then great the next year again. He thought the real Dansby was the ~800 OPS ~115 wRedditC+ of 2020 and 2022. If that was the case it wouldn't be that bad of a contract but ya he's not that guy Jed
>>142271413Enough ..please...
new derby rules. thoughts? I wont be watching because I'll have killed myself by then
>>142271462how many of the balls will be juiced? only the golden ones so everyone can pretend their being so generous with their donations?
>>142271462how can you make the simplest competition this complicated?
>>142271462why can't they stop fucking with it
We need to have a serious talk about Rocco Baldelli and his retarded decisions when it comes to relief pitching. Fucker has been bailed out NUMEROUS times by putting hacks out there that blow the lead and then they either lose, or someone hits a 3-jacker to save his ass.
ngl, this sounds enticing
>>142271462The thing that would make the home run derby fun is bring one player out of retirement every year to participate
>>142271517home run derby rules rarely last more than 5 years
>>142271457he had a 107 wRedditC+ from 2020-2022 and he was playing on a much better Braves team which I know shouldnt effect OPS but I think it always will, I feel like worse hitters always seem to do better on good teams.Whatever, cubbies r stuck with him there's no point of bellyaching. I just feel like this team isnt close, I think the only way out of it is if one of the prospects in the farm ends up being a near MVP caliber player
>>142271658The autism of this sport is truly reaching new levelshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9r_tOM7lVUw
>>142271570Why do winnerfags always incessantly bitch about their coaches?
>>142271747GO DOJAASU!
>>142271747Weebism ≠ Autism inherently
>>142271747The Dodgers are really leaning into the Asian market. They've have for as long as I've been alive, but this is a completely new level.
>>142271757>winnerfagsYou clearly do not watch the Twins. They are not winning, the other team is simply losing.
>teiku mi auto ta za boru geimu
>>142271869Imagine all the chicanos who inhabit chavez latrine experiencing Hololive for the first time
>>142271757They don't realize how truly awful the bullpens and bottom of the lineups other teams have. t. Yankee fan that plays fantasy, so I know how much bullpens blow games for my starters
>>142271301Why were you spending time with a man?
>sushi and takoyaki available at doyers stadiumthis sounds pog
Doyers
>>142272039got blown the fuck out by a sub .500 team
>series winJintsbros...I'm feeling good
>>142268714My pirates ):
>>142271815I literally do. They're not my primary team but I've got family from Minnesota so I tune in to keep up. They're sharper than easily half the league>Captcha: PPAP
>>142272173>>142272307
>>142272386The Pirates won thoughbeit?
>"never had a cycle on sunday night baseball">next pitch>homer, completes the cyclewhat did they mean by this
>>142272637use code "CYCLE" to earn $5 free play on your first bet with draftkings
The Dodgers should have honestly got swept!
>>142271345Do you know what a gentleman sweep is?
>>142272938>Do you know what a gentleman sweep is?Do you know what an upside down throatfuck is?
>>142272998No can you show me? You can use me to demonstrate.
>>142271807reddit market*
>>142271869you seem excited, sweeden. are you posting without your VPN because your god went 0 for?
Lets take it easy on dem doggie doos!
>rogers gave up 2 runs so he could end the game on an ohtani strikeoutBASED
please take it ez on dem doggies...
>>142271959That'll be 22.99 and that's not including tip amigo
For quacking out loud the doggie doos are trying their darnedest!
doggies deserve a petting...
>>142274203and there it is
>>142271747its not fucking fair, the doyers shouldnt have this god tier event
>>142274104that's pretty cheap, a 5 guys burger is like $17 these days
I'm gay.
doggie dumbasses
>>142274384thanks for joining us tonight st louis!
>>142271747>>142271869Extremely cringe thoughever if they ran this on the 4th it would wrap around to insanely based.
poopdres
>>142274500I want you to rethink this post.
>>142271807They didn't need to do a thing after they signed Ohtani. Dodgers gamethreads get more posts on their imageboards than here. It was the same way when he was with the Angels.
>>142274500let's go ahead and rethink that post
cubbiegang...it happened again
>The K-rod Squad flushes another seriesI got a bad feeling about these upcoming games. At least I got to see a funny Castillo AB today
It's been 3 and a half years since I've had sex.
>>142275108who's K-rod ? Im a new m's fan btw
>>142275144....with a man
>>142275144about 5 for me
>>142274104Tipping culture is absolutely cooked. I can also not tip and my day will go about fine.>>142274368Five Guys is not good though
>>142275153>new m's fanis redundant
>>142275325neither is doyer stadium food
>>142275325are you expected to tip for food at the ballpark? lmao
>>142275359Tipping culture in general desu; whenever I do tip, it is at most 10%.
We're the PhilliesWe strut around with the big erect cocks that you dream of sucking We have the most beautiful big balls you've ever lovingly lickedBig beef muscular bottoms that make you swoonWe're the PhilliesWe have it allWe'll be the Champs this fallNaked party and orgy with you allBrotherly LoveThe CityAmen
>>142275372>whenever I do tip, it is at most 10%.if this is at the park that's fine, but 10% at a restaurant is a "you did not perform even the basic minimum performance that I expect" tip. if that's your ceiling for actual wait staff that rely on tips, then you're either black, Jewish, or a complete piece of shit
>>142275359Expected? Not really, but you are prompted at the stands. Not a big deal unless you're eating out a bunch at the ballpark. Just bring your own food.
>only 3 games tomorrow>my Stros play the Jays in the afternoon slate after a rain delay todayI can’t wait for Toronto to boo Altuve when they are headlining George Springer.
>>142271869I thought this was from a fever dream, is this real or is the dream still going?
>>142275442Carlos Beltran is literally a member of the Mets front office...don't worry about the boos, they are just NPCs that don't think for themselves. the same fans who bitch about balls and strikes while in the stands
>>142275470It's real, anon>https://dodgers.com/hololive
What the Fuck is even a "Dodger"? Why would a baseball player be dodging anything?
Why do the Mariners seems to have such a strong fanbase on these here Fucking forums!?
>>142275531>The Los Angeles Dodgers' nickname comes from the Brooklyn Trolley Dodgers, a nickname given to the team in the 1890s because of the city's complex network of trolley cars. The name was later shortened to just "Dodgers". In 1932, Brooklyn baseball writers chose the name permanently at a meeting at Ebbets Field.
What happened here? The Ump made a Bullshit call and they made him review it?
>>142275549>the city's complex network of trolley carsthis sounds so unbelievably kino and I'm not even a train autist or anything
>>142275552Altuve had to slap a bitch
>>142275442>booing a player that wasn't even involved in the 2017 scandal while you simultaneously cheer a player that actually was just because he's now on your team.many such cases
>metsiners lose>doyers lose>yankee fags are still seething/mlb/ is winning
>>142275728>>142275749KWAB (kek what a brony)
Reminder Dodgers don't have a mascot, but already had one... is a bunch of overpaid chokers.
we stop losing and go back to winning any minute now
>>142274841they're toast. just curious on who they're gonna be able to ship out. Hopefully Belli rakes over the next month
Reminder that the Royals will not make the playoffs this year. Going from 106 losses to a playoff team in one year is fantasy.
Judge is a better hitter than Ohtani
>>142275172not a berds fan brother
>>142275861Judge is a better player than Ohtani, this isn't a question. He specifically changed leagues because he would never win an MVP against Judge unless Judge got injured
>>142275885
>>142275861>two goldilocks teamsdoesn't matter. they'll choke in the playoffs
>>142275861Judge is the best hitter since Bonds. He's a lot of fun to watch and I hope he stays relatively healthy in his 30s.
>>142275442Just watch Minors :-)
>>142275485No worries. After years of it, I’m immune to it. It’s just going to be a funny hypocrisy moment.>>142275570I miss him….
Damn, Wyatt Langford actually hit for the cycle? Is he becoming the new star that the Rangers were hoping for?
i literally cannot overstate how happy i am this year.
>>142276146KWAB
>ask friends if they wanna go dodgers game>they don't respond or dodge the questionShould I just go myself to doyers stadium and watch ohtani hit a homer?
>>142276146Thank God all those homo zoomer M's fan have been quiet this weekend. We can clearly see why
>>142275898Don't really hear much from them gay berds since this hmm
Why can't the A's and Billy Bean put together competitive teams anymore? Did Moneyball basically fail?
>>142276197Once teams with money stopped being retarded the A's had no competitive advantage
>>142276155they can come back
>>142276197>Did Moneyball basically fail?it was so successful that it became the standard
Fuck this guy
>>142271747All those fat Wisconsin dads are going to be so confused watching this.
>>142276197The Athletics can still do that, they just need all 29 other teams to go back to being retards who sign players because they have a good swing and firm handshake.
>>142276197>Why can't the A's and Billy Bean put together competitive teams anymore?you cant sign teams for a packet of gum on fisher's budget
>>142276026Langford is also the 1st rookie in MLB history to hit an inside the park home run, a grand slam, and for the cycle in the same season.
>>142268714Go Firefighters
>>142276417Scooter Gennett hit for the home run cycle once
>>142276162Go by yourself. It'll be a comfier experience than you think.
>>142276440In his rookie year?
https://www.sportingnews.com/us/mlb/news/phillies-could-acquire-cubs-all-star-gold-glove-outfielder-insider/ae5c30153b94cd477f86915e
>>142276486Nah must've been when he was with the resd
>>142276440>>142276512I checked, and while he had a 4-homer game, he missed the 3-run homer.Also Texas has history in Baltimore:1993 - Juan Gonzalez wins the HRD in Baltimore.2007 - Rangers beat the Orioles 30-3.2012 - Josh Hamilton hit 4 home runs in one game.2024 - Wyatt Langford hits for the cycle.
>>142275549I thought trolley dodger was a euphemism for bum
>>142276440No he didn't. He got close
>>142276505wow. I wonder what he'd fetch. He's under contract for another 2 seasons
>>142276162i took my dad to game 3 giants vs astros for a early fathers day gift. even if i went solo i would do it again. family and friends are great but go solo for sure
>>142276431Based, go Firechads
ughhhh... argughghgg...
Jonathan India is the hottest hitter on the planet.
>>142276679GO DOJAASU!
>>142276687
gughh..gah..ngh
glug
>>142276486>>142276537>>142276617Scooter Gennett hit for the home run cycle
>>142276846He missed it. He had two 2 run shots instead of the 3 run homer. Repeating it won't make it any more true.
>>142276846I've heard this
>>142270376I love how you think that I’m the only Metsinerposter, and how mad it makes you, but there’s at least four or five people lmao. It’s obvious the memes are not all the same.
It's all the same guy
Cubs fan here
>>142273502I live inside your head. It's my property. I own it.
As a cubs fan, I am so sorry
Sorry
It's all me. And I'm so, SO sorry
>>142275416Degenerates, just think about how much worse the shakes are gonna be after this next round on the “IL” for Harper and Schwarber
This is psychotic
>>142276846No he didn't, why are you repeating a lie?
>>142276846>>142276900I've also heard this
Please have mercy
Lying fucker!
>>142276846String this pig from his fucking heels
>>142276846We gonna deal with a problem dog, capisce?
A little somethin' we call the problem solver
WE ALL HATE THE CUBBIES
Antonio, Giuseppe, bring the car, loaded. I'm in the hot seat
>>142276846Silence the sow... We're having ham this christmas...
The time for this disrespect has ended
>>142276846You rat motherfucker you
As gay as this is it’ll probably be successful and the dodgers will make a mint. Just imagining all the confused boomers and vatos is enough to make me laugh. What’s draftkings got for odds that some trannyweeb is Brian Stowed in the parking lot after the game?
>>142277119Let's all go ahead and keep it Cubs related
>>142277119Hispanics love v-tubers
>>142277020>>142277034>>142277042>>142277052>>142277072>>142277086>>142277103>>142277110>>142277113>>142277118>>142277125>>142277132Stop spamming bro.
>>142277140sorry
Lead pipe...to the azz.
>>142277140My bad
>>142277140The fuck? That was like my 2nd post itt
>>142276679this is what autistic redditors find humorous?
>>142276910IAYC :^)
>>142276846I've been hearing this
>>142277140Sorry sir.
>>142277140God bless you inspector
>>142277140nta anon but sorry
>>142277097No no no. We at least like the cubbies.
>>142277223I hate them SO MUCH
>>142277140Look I made a mistake
>>142277227You love the cubbie bears.
We all SUCK the cubbieb ears!
Cocksucking moron
I wish you all a very merry Bobby Bonilla Day
I'm sucking Clark bear and loving it!
The Puppetmaster just mindfucked my recker...
>>142277276Cubbies getting hot
>>142277276Cubbies have the hot hand
>>142277276Cubbies turning a corner
>>142277276Cubbies got the power they got the speed
>>142277276Cubbies have dis one in da bag
Any other Cubbie bears love dressing up in a maid outfit and taking blurry photos of ourselves watching baseball?
>>142277276Sprinkle in a little Jed magic!
>>142277276Let Jed cook!
>>142277276Squirt some Cubbie sauce on that!
>>142277276A magician never reveals his secrets
>>142277276Take em to cubbie town!!
Gawd I could go for a gapin' down south...
Im in San Francisco and today made out with a girl I went to high school with who considers herself a QuuerGBT bi/poly ally or some shit who doesn’t know I support mass deportation of illegal immigrants and taking gay studies out of schoolsAnyway go Dodgers
>>142277341I'm a female with XX chromosomes so I don't see a problem with this, silly boy!~ :)
My Georgia Hole is twitchin!
You guys aren't even close to getting it.
>cubspie is shitting up the thread againwell at lease it’s during dead hours when the genny is asleep I guess
We love you cubgods!!!
>>142277425Give a cute gal like her a chance!
>>142277401holy based
Cutespea aka Akari Doyer, your assistance is requested in the genny.
We need BAJP now more than ever
Find Nico
uh whats going on in here
>>142277469Some dumb spammer is clogging up the thread. Wish a mod did something about it.
>>142277401Does she know you’re a retarded slop posting liar on 4chan?
Sigh ugh
>>142277475Houspie's hoedown is up and in session once more
Kissing cubspie goodnight
>>142277477Not a lie unfortunately for your narrative
>>142277527Sic em DG
Mariners ):
>>142270277Seattle does not make moves to improve the team. Simple as.
>>142277527You do know it’s rape if you touch her vagina without disclosing that you are a CHUD, right?
>>142277401You want the entirety of the Dodgers' fanbase deported and most of their players?
UGHGUHSUHGUHGU
>>142277714What are you "UGHGUHSUHGUHGU"ing about
>there are only three baseball games on tomorrow.Mets will be winning one of them btw.
You're all rats in the damn sewer, but not me. I'm above the fray.
>>142271270No dude those are the odds. I won 240$ on this, all 5 of my picks won
>>142277527You gonna at least show us the queer astrobabe or what?? Wtf anon.
>>142277762Winning >240$ dollars is like winning the World Series of poker to betfags
>>142277613You jest but I’m keeping this possible reaction in mind>>142277662If you’re not here on paperwork you gotta go back and build up the land you fled from. Americans are the only people who get shamed for not supporting exploitation by illegalsI don’t support immigration because it takes from Americans who are already struggling but we can start with the illegals>>142277764
>>142277820No it isn't. It's around what you pull in per week, but for me it was just half my weekend gains.
Umpchads fuck ya
>>142277938This may be the first hot woman posted here ever
>13 games without an off day>Shaky starting pitching>Depleted bullpen>Hardest road trip of the year>Against two teams who are in playoff spot knife fights>still go 3-4>Somehow still feels disappointingMan this team has raised the expectations
>>142275919Why not hope he stays healthy, period? Do you also "laugh harder than you should have" you mouthbreathing reddit-speech faggot?Anyways hey whats up bro
>it's an off day episodeguess i'll just have to support my 2nd team, the undefeated umpies
Wyatt Langford hit for a cycle.
>Reds always home on opening day>Red Sox always home on Patriots day>Blue Jays always home on Canada DayPhillies should always be home on July 4
>>142276146Didn't this happen last year and the Mariners fell apart?
>>142281235I think they had a negative run differential for most of last year
>>142281235RARE FLAG.
my above .500 astros makes me so happy :)
>>142281985cringe
>only 3 games todayi wish japan wasn't 13 hours ahead so i could watch those games live. are there any good places to get recaps on NPB games? either english or neehongo works for me
Good morning to everyone except the blow gays.
>>142281985We did it. We made it.I kinda lost all hope after that loss to the White Sox, but here we are.
Good morning /mlb/ it’s a new week and the beginning of a new month. May your favorite baseball team have a successful month, unless they are the Baltimore Trans Orioles!
average SOS for the remaining games this season
Reminder the Mariners have a worse team batting avg than the fucking White Sox.They are not a playoff team.
>>142283368Reminder that all faggots should keep out of /mlb/ now that pride month is over
>>142283890I mean they are a rival to my team but I feel like you can’t just kick the Barves fans out of the genny like that
keep it cubpositive
The White Sox will determine who wins the world series this year with their bevy of trade talent. Line up to pay tribute, /mlb/.
Mariners will NOT be losing today btw.
Our Atlanta Braves, America's Team
>>142268783Americans have the dumbest system for gambling
The Marlins just played their best baseball of the entire season, and they only managed a series split!! ROFLMAO
>>142269478Sad
another $1.19 million
Happy James Wood day.
Happy James Wood day Natsbros. Gonna be mirin this big dawg from afar.
>>142285404Happy Bobby Bonilla Day.
Bobby Bonilla day is just more proof that the MLB and it's media partners have an agenda against the Mets
>>142285087You deserve bravesbrah and all the gay AI slop tbqdesu
>>142286646Kinda true because orange chickens pay this faggot $500k every year too and no one knows it.
>>142287415And today is the last day that Ken Griffey Jr. will be paid by the Reds.
>Altuve not in the same roster todayMy short king must’ve really been heated after that call yesterday. Having him sit when he’s been our best hitter lately is unfortunate.
>>142288216And just to add to that, Ken Griffey Jr. is the 5th highest paid player on the Reds' payroll
>>142288289>samemain*I have no idea how that got autocorrected
>have different colored eyes>gets paid $58.3mil a year to be injured half of it
>>142288593He looks like such a goober lmao the fact that he’s got the reputation of a psycho makes it funnier.
>>142275835Bellinger most likely since he's on an "expiring" Boras Special contractcould move Tauchman too since hes having a career year of sorts, and we have the OF depth to cover (especially if the cowards decide to promote anybody not named Masterboner from AAA)
What team will Rengifo end up on when the Angels blow it up at the deadline?
>>142288824He only really looks like a goober when he’s smiling. Any other emotion he looks like a psycho. His pitching staredowns look murderous.
who the fuck are these teams? never heard of any of these but the yankees. manfred needs to step in and fix the AL standings as no one will be watching if this is what the postseason will look like.
>>142289103Bellinger is not opting out. Even if he was, player opt-outs get treated as the worst-case scenario by an acquiring team. They are almost always roadblocks tomoving players at the deadline.
>>142287058>You deserve bravesbrah and all the gay AI slop tbqdesu
>>142289235Not a white player in sight, this truly is Biden's America. The MLB has fallen
>>142289608judge is culturally white
>>142289235>PADRESWeird way to say daddies...GAY
>>142276146somehow, you just KNEW the astros were going to climb back in it. Fucking Mariners you need to get some bats on that fucking team to keep the fucking Astros from catching your shit team. Should have traded for Vlad already. I don't want to play the Astros in the playoffs.
>>142289449I think comedy Central teams should be barred from getting wild cards and I say this as a centralbro
>>142290211Nobody's catching my .500dres
>>142290211My White Sox are in elite company down there
>>142292984It's honestly kind of impressive how badly they've been playing
>>142293193It's gonna get even worse when they start making trades. Right now they have the best pitcher in the AL on their team.
This Birdsong fellow is guaranteed to dominate the Barves pathetic lineup tomorrow. Cap it. If you have a couple dollars, keep betting against this Barves offense.6.2 IP, 8K, 3H, 1BB, 0ER
>>142289511>Bellinger is not opting out.kek what the fuck are you talking about?He's the second best OF in the FA class next year, he's 28 years old, he plays above average CF/RF/1B, he has above average speed, an above average bat, is a lefty with slug that also has good numbers against LHP, and he's only making $7m more than the qualifying offer. in what world is he not opting out
>>142289511Dumbass idiot
>3 shitty, stinky, absolutely unwatchable games todaywhat did manfred mean by this?????
>>142294361His batted ball metrics are fucking terrible; I don't think he could beat a $25M AAV right now over two years. Maybe if he really wants to chase total dollars he could do something like a 5/$90-100M, but I doubt he would do that when he has at least one more chance to opt-out. Also his contract is front-loaded: there's no way in hell he could get $30M next year if he reenters the market in his current form.
>>142294721this is the only day of the week I'm able to dick off and watch baseball at work, this is bullshit
>>142294721blue jays are very watchablethis is canada day where they wear the red uniforms and are 4-9 historically while wearing them.
>>142294977Well I'd rather the birds beat the asstros so i wish the record was better.
Happy Bobby Bonilla Day, /mlb/!
Cubs!
Cheastros!
Please teach me a lesson...
Game on and good luck Jays>got JV jr on the bumpPitcher of the month last month, let’s keep it going.
mfw James Wood Day
>>142295243Just wait until 2034 when we get to celebrate Shohei Ohtani day and the *odgers get to wire him $68,000,000 while he laughs it up from his mansion in Hawaii.
*gets on all fours*
well that's embarrassing...
>>142296069
Losing to the Blue Jays on Canada Day should be mandatory.
>>142295931>killed doyers since 2017>killed yankees since 2015>killed memeiner spam>killed grimace and OMGI'm thinking BASEDtros
>>142296267does anyone else keep getting corrupted webms on 4chan?
>>142296135that's cubspies position!
>>142296386>>142296386use a pc. not all phones support vp9 encoding.
>flag dragging on the grounddo Canadians just have no respect?
>>142296183Haven't seen any cucktastic M's spam in days. It's been sensational
>>142296437I'm on a desktop
>>142296183shUT UP
>>142277276Cubspie if you're gonna give up on the cubbie bears why not root for your brewbros?
So uhhh…. why is the game delayed? It’s been 10mins with no first pitch
what did they mean by this?
>>142296635well that's embarrassing...
>>142296454The humiliation ritual is over. Mariners will win the Orioles series.
>>142296135Now start barking!
>>142296496Give her another chance!
I did everything right and they indicted me!
>>142290211>2and the first time was June 27, and the second was June 29, and hopefully it's all in the rearview from here. Luis Garcia and McCullers are doing rehab starts, then we just need the old man to return (and stop eating pussy at awkward angles) and we'll finally have a starting rotation again
>>142296779U seem upset :^)
LETS PLAY FACKING BASEDBAWL ALREADY!
>>142296776Arf arf!! Woof woof!! I've been a baaad pupper...
>>142296778I'm offering her a chance!
kiner-falefa confirmed traded before today's game, where is he going?
>finally baseball timeGood luck JaysLets keep it going strong Stros
>CB Bucknor the ump behind the plate todayFuck
>>142297190KEK, it already started
>>142297255
>>142297317Looks good to me
>>142296779the spammer is back
>>142296496>Asking green gay schizo to root for a Wisconsin team
>>142297954What makes you think she's gay?
ERG is cubspieERG is spammyERG is dadspieERG is bravesbrahERG is umpbroERG is psychogangERG is winkyERG isn't houspie
>>142297899nah the original only posted this after the post limit and the /nu/ got baked, this is just an imitator
mommy
>27 RANGS BTW
>>142298067Fuck ERG
ReckERG
is springer back? time to move him to the top of the order again
>>142290211>midres
Does anyone have the Cubspie image. I need it.
>>142298817what are you planning on doing with it?
If your argument in any way involves batted ball metrics my eyes gloss over and I’m filled with an existential dread
>7 straight quality starts>shitting the bed in the 2nd inningThus is the story of Hunter Brown aka JV jr
Please do not post the photo have some respect
>>142294977tfw no baseball gf ;_;
>>142298872Cum tribute
>>142294868What planet are you on where a guy that’s going to be 29 has two more bites at the apple? His next contract will be his last, he’s going to chase total dollars just like stroman did. End of discush
>50 pitches for 2 inningskill me know
>>142298817
>>142299092Also boras knows that the next CBA will be the end of guys like Cody getting big deals. The house of cards is about to fall into a tiny million itty bitty pieces
>>142298817>>142298872>>142299061>>142299144POST IT! Baseball needs maids
>>142299136Classic Astros moment desu
>RISPjays
>be Rags>host Allstar game>have to bribe your fanbase to vote one of your players into the gameKEK rags
>>142299393they don't want Altuve starting
>>142299393I'm reporting this to Manfred. this feels like a FTC violation or something.
whats the best way to get a cubspie gf
>no hit after 3 innings>against a guy whos never pitched more than 4 inningsI knew this was coming. They always have this bullshit hangover after a big win instead of staying hot.
is Canada Day the wish version of July4 or May5?
how you make a nigga wetyou make the tip cream
did this canadian band just sing "wish I was a lady"?
why don't the blue jays install outfield fans like they have in new york?
>>142300660what kind of lame ass phone is this tranny using?
>>142300661They have a bunch of bars and shit and a literal hotel in their outfield. They don’t have the space unless they move the fences in like the Yankees.
>>142300901now you're thinking with portals!
>>142300783>tranny Asked my gf, she said that's a gal.
>>142299763At least you've gotten to experience consistent winningMy best Tigers memory is getting cucked by the Giants a decade ago, bookended by unending mediocrity
JP3 MY GOAT
>cubesMein Sides are in Orbit
yet another fly ball that the fans would've assisted
>>142301580
>>142301580>>142301681Wtf is wrong with you
Do you guys ever look in the mirror and admire how handsome you are
okay, now this is based
>>142301753you mean like this? >>142300660
>>142301753depends how I've been feeling that day, I've had days where I couldn't stand to look at myself at all, also I'm not all that vain in general, but yeah sometimes
>>142300660This isn't funny. You're just showing that you're an asshole.
>>142302034
>>142302129>You're just showing your asshole*FTFY
>>142302186She clearly made a mistake. I don't get the point of bullying beyond this.
>>142302186We respect ladies here, scumbag!!
>>142302267your sarcasm falls on flat ears
>>142302186String him up
>>142302323>Ms at 7This list is invalid
Dansby’s OBP…292. Mein Sides
>>142302323>MLB "experts">San Diego above Minnesota despite a worse record against weaker competition>Seattle three spots higher than Minnesota despite having a worse record and getting dominated by Minnesota in head-to-head play
I don’t really get the constant cubspie shitDo yal even watch games or have something better to do?
>>142302913the game doesnt start for several hours bud also shes a cute girl!
>>142302323there is one team that is clearly number 1, despite what their record showsAstros went 17-5 in June, and they lead both team categories of ERA and Batting Average
>>142302913The same guy that posted the picture of himself is the same guy talking about wanting to sleep with “cubspie” Despite his mental illness he’s not a cubs fan
>>142302323Yeah some based M'sbro retard made this lmao
>>142303077>she
>>142303138I hate them and it's so fucking scary how this fucking team had a worse record than the white sox (and lost to them) but is some how competing for the division title just a month later
>>142303077>>142303140Well whatever it is, can they move grooming her or roleplaying doing so into a discord server like normal people?
Bellinger just got traded to the BravesKEKEKEKEKEK
>>142303279Despite this, I still always choose to believe they will shit up every game.
>>142303178Clearly a girl. Why do braves fans project their own homosexuality onto the general.
/nu/>>142303592>>142303592>>142303592/nu/
>>142300978I'm not sure I'd trust your gf(male) to be able to tell
>>142303077>girl
