it's done>Manchester United agree deal with Newcastle United to appoint Dan Ashworth as sporting director. Move delayed by #MUFC & #NUFC struggling to compromise on compensation package but switch now sanctioned + 53yo expected to start immediately.
Newcastle sold Minteh & Anderson to Brighton & Forest respectively and got Vlachodimos from the latter
it's so fucking easy to wind /sp/ up with an england flag kek
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>Manchester United and FC Bayern are now in contact about a permanent deal of Matthijs de Ligt! #MUFC >Understand De Ligt‘s agent Rafaela Pimenta working on a top solution. De Ligt, keen to join ManUtd and Ten Hag as reported - but there are no total agreements yet. @Plettigoal
who the fuck is anderson and why have forest signed him for 35 million quid
>>142279033>who the fuck is andersonNewcastle youth product.>why have forest signed him for 35 million quidPSR deadline.
>>142279089forest are in PSR shit too though, why would the spunk £35m on a literal who youth player
>>142279148Because Marinakis is a fucking retard.
>>142279033He's very good, 35m is the going rate for a white Englishman who has played CL football.
>>142279148Allegedly it's structured as £15m upfront and £20m in bonuses that are unlikely to come into effect, things like reaching a European final. Basically just goes to show how retarded these PSR rules are and I imagine you'll start to see more teams exploiting the loopholes like thisBasically just ignore transfer fees this window
>>142279196Why on earth would Newcastle agree to that when they needed the cash before midnight yesterday?
England are missing Sterling, Maguire and Shaw imo Sterling gets a lot of hate but he carried England in the last 2 competitions
>[The Guardian] Manchester United agreed to pay £13.4m to Newcastle United to relinquish Dan Ashworth from his gardening leave period
>>142279196Newcastle have also signed Forests 4th choice GK for an 'undisclosed fee' which screams of more dodgy financial exploits
>>142279196youre right but fucking hell the absolute state why cant teams just run themselves responsibly rather than come up with new meme shit that will be banned next year every season just to not got points deductions. you surely know how much money you have to spend so dont go over it. if it was one team thats whatever but its like 1/4 of the league now
>>142279221Because that's how transfers work, you can put the entire value of the contract on your books so even if it's only £15m liquid and £20m bonuses you can declare the entire £35m Then the buying club amortizes the cost over the duration of the contract (generally 5 years) and you're left with a daily sum. Essentially Forest are paying £50k per day for Anderson. The whole FFP/PSR thing has became a circus and I have no idea how they'll even fix it at this point
>>142279228>paying £13.4m for a scout
>>142279228That was to get them over the line
>>142279246oh I didn't realise you could declare 35m as income when it's reliant on future conditions being met.this system is so broken.
>>142279300Clubs have also now discovered that amortization is done by the day and not by the year, which makes it easier to get around FFP. It's a mess, feel sorry for the small clubs coming up into the PL now, they didn't have much of a chance before but I really don't see how they'll be able to compete now
Newcastle not willing to say how much they got for Ashworth. Must be a tiny amount
>>142279362Doesn't matter, it was an honour to deal with such a colossal club in Manchaster United and a knight of the realm in Sir Jim.
>>142279362I doubt they would have capitulated if it was only a few mil
dave still hasn't found gainful employment i see
>>142279246>>142279300is it any worse than selling yourself hotels, or being 'sponsored' by AliceInWonderland Cos tho?City are the poster child for what happens when you try actually enforcing the rules. They'll start dragging the rulemakers into court and they can afford better lawyers and infinite legal bullshit.
duno why people are up in arms about anderson to forest, anderson hasn't been a great player but forest aren't a great club lol
>>142279633probably the shock factor to the price and a general lack of understanding how deals are structured these days, people see big number and assume forest have just sent £35m out of their accounts in one transaction
>>142279228Jim getting taken for a ride already and he didn’t even get a player out of it
>>142279686>a general lack of understanding how deals are structured these daysYou didn't need to include "these days", the common man has never understood how transfers are structured.*tips*
>>142269736>I wish England would just embrace it and stick to the 4-4-2 hoofball to the big lad small lad up topThis is how England plays currently, just without the 4-4-2. Direct, hoofball football. Which became England's identity due to a misunderstanding of Charles Reep's research. It's a fucking joke that it's still being promoted.
>Official: Newcastle have signed goalkeeper John Ruddy following the expiry of his contract at Birmingham City.So how many GKs do they need??
>>142279780classic Eddie Memeinstead of strengthening the first 11, he'll strengthen (or thinks he is) the backupDid they same at Bournemouth with Brad Jones and various other shitters, frittering away the transfer cash instead of buying players that will make the starting team, or at least push for a place
>>142279228War chest down to £21.6m
>>142279780Must be for home grown quota
Champions league tickets sorted for next season, £27 per group game can't complain
>>142279780>Pope>Dubravka>Gillespie>Ruddy>VlachodimosI know Dbravka wants to leave, and Gillespie's contract has one year left so he might be off as well
>Archie Gray to Tottenham is done. Around £40m fee. But you lot said Leeds would NOT be selling him under ANY circumstances?
>sign player worth ~£20m>£15-20m up front and then 15-20m in unrealistic bonuses that will never be met but makes the books look healthyis this what the transfer market has become? literally gay and soulless
>>142280422You don’t get to count addons in a sale, they count for the financial year they are completed in.
>>142280233Dubravka will leave. Gillespie likely wont as he's basically a crocked cheerleader these days. Interestingly, I think Pope might leave and we sign a new #1.
>>142280452pretty sure you can if you can justify that it's a possible source of income like winning the premier league, doesn't matter how unrealistic it is aslong as it's possible
>>142280452>>142280531For the buying club be a contingent asset, so in terms of an asset you'd have to be almost certain that it will come to fruition to be able to recognise it on your balance sheet.For selling club it'd be a contingent liability, and you'd only have to be reasonably certain to recognise it. Although obviously that's a subjective measurement, so clubs probably take advantage of it.t. accountant (who hasnt done contingent liabilities in years)
>>142280590sorry wrong way round on buying/selling club
13 million for a Sporting Director? God damn
>>142280894Its fine their official percussive therapy device partner will pay for it
Hi yes hello Saudi? I'll take one Anthony Gordon please and thank you
>>142281117>1st of Julya day late and a dollar short
>>142278803This club literally never learns.
>>142281140He'll still move IMO, Diaz's replacement.
>>142278736>>142279212For a name like Snapdragon that is a pissweak fucking logo.
>>142280609Apology not accepted, what do I even pay for?
>>142279232players get 10% signing fee so a good move for the no name reserve 2nd choice goalie. quids in.
Manchester United are actually making a lot of moves this summerManager:> Erik Ten HagCoach(s):> Rene Hake (deal done)> Ruud Van Nistelrooy (deal done)Incoming Transfers:> Jarrad Branthwaite> Matthijs de Ligt (deal done)> Manuel Ugarte> Joshua Zirkzee (deal done)> Sofyan Amrabat (retained from loan)Outgoing Transfers:> Anthony Martial > Raphaël Varane> Brandon Williams> Carlos Casemiro> Mason GreenwoodBoard of Directors: > SIR Jim Ratcliffe> SIR David Brailsford> Jean-Claude Blanc> John Reece> Rob NevinCEO: > Omar Berrada Sporting Director: > Dan AshworthTechnical Director: > Jason WilcoxHead of Recruitment: > Dougie Freedman
>>142280956is that the official man utd dildo?
Everything about Englands win last night, the nature of it, the seethe generated, the mugging off a hard-fighting underdog, it was exactly like United beating Coventry in the FA Cup.
>>142281343>Those potential signings/mug/chads we eatin' good next season
>>142279984oh you're in for a surprise my friend
>>142281343ABU's wont like this la
>>142281391Even United knew they played like shit though, with England they give interviews talking about how everything is great and you shouldn't criticise them for the good of the nation.
>>142281503Think I just saw one digging through the bins
>>142281391Agreed apart from Slovakia pissing about faking injuries, Coventry deserved to win, Slovaks fucked themselves. How is Mainpoo starting though lmao.
>>142281603He was best English player on the pitch
>>142281621He was invisible and offers nothing
>>142281621Weird how everything got better without him then
>>142281702he tried his best, did try a couple of shots outside the box because the attackers were pretty shit. it's not that England suddenly got massively better when he's off and we knew England was close to losing had it not been Jude pulling a goal out of his ass.>England still had less shots on target despite winningyeah...
>>142281758Things definitely improved immensely with Eze on the pitch. I wont say that it's because Mainoo was at fault but rather that Eze just did so much from the moment he came on
>>142281702>>142281733Cope
>>142281799Clearly you're not doing it very well. So sad ;)
>>142281758He had an average breakfast through season in a poor man u side. He's lucky to be in the squad let alone starting a knock out game. Granted the whole team is under performing but if Mainoo is in your starting line up basically the squad is poor and won't win anything.
IS it gay to watch a game of football in a hotel room bed with a mate?
>>142281164Diaz is leaving?
>>142281833Break through not breakfast, lmao fucking autocorrect
Honestly since Trent, Gallagher and Mainoo have all been shit and somehow Eze has been the best one I feel pretty bad for Wharton being the only one with zero minutes since it's not like the other three deserve to start
>>142281796Agreed, Eze looked good and seemed to be everywhere, didn't rate him when he came on in the Denmark game I think it was, but was quality last night. Still think Foden shouldn't start either but it's a bit more understandable given his stature.
>>142281881Yeah Eze really stepped up yesterday. Got the ball forward, made recoveries and came in clutch for the defence
>>142281866Gallagher started in a game where he was probably not ideal as his passing is average at best, with Slovenia sitting back. He'd be better starting in games where England are less likely to have the ball due to his energy and pressing, winning it higher up and playing simple passes to players better with the ball.
>>142281837Going to Barca, the dumb cunts
MANCHESTER UNITED face fresh competition for the signature of long-term goalkeeper target Zion Suzuki, who may finally be ready to move to Old Trafford.
>>142281919Yeah Southgate likes to bring on Gallagher after England are already ahead to play defensively. Of the midfielders Gallagher is the only one willing to make a tackle so it makes sense. But hes obviously not a chance creator
>>142281974They're still going for Japanese Onana? Really?
>>142281835Not if you put pillows down the middle of the bed
>>142282002>JapaneseAmerican, thank you very much.
>>142281621>On pitch>England dismal 1-0 loss>Taken off>Immediately win 2-1hmm
>>142282021Japan sworn him off already have they
>>142281796>>142281833>average breakfastconvinced abus have a mental disease desu
>>142282049>foden on pitch>England losing 0-1>foden taken off pitch>England win 2-1
>score 0 goals with him on >score all 4 goals with him offWow
>>142282070Yes 2 players can be shit
>>142281977Yeah I don't think he should generally start, but if they end up playing France/Germany/Spain etc. he'd probably look better. Who does start alongside Rice really does seem to be the biggest issue, and no it shouldn't be Mainoo. I think Eze might be a better option given the last game, can't hurt.
We're signing De Ligt lads
>>142282070Yes, Foden has also been garbage, well noticed
>>142282063>Things definitely improved immensely with Eze on the pitch. I wont say that it's because Mainoo was at fault but rather that Eze just did so much from the moment he came onYou really need to calm down. Recognising Eze and saying nothing bad about Mainoo somehow making me an "ABU" is just ridiculous
>>142282063>>142281851Already corrected the breakfast bit, but Mainoo is basically bran flakes when you need at least a frosties and coco pops midfield to progress
>>142282100The same De Ligt that lost his place to Eric Dier? That De Ligt?
man united are so fucking shit lol
>>142282111Hes just like that. Don't say that a Man U player was perfect? He'll instantly knee jerk into calling you ABU
ABUs wake up at 2pm seething so hard they forget to have their breakfast
>>142282054Nah, but he was born in USA so he is American (or Japanese-American). He can't switch now since he's done more than two competitive games for Japan.
Will Dewsbury-Hall replace Gallagher?
United are back and everybody is terrified
>>142282144I'm ABU and I've been up since 6
United fans think Mainoo played well because the way England are playing rn is unironically exactly how United played all season. They see nothing wrong
Dave on a mad one.
is Archie Gray that good? twitter people said Spurs have brought in this very talented lad and also he's the best player ever came from Leeds academy like really?
What are the political implications of it coming home
>>142282210The election is on Thursday so the gammons might not be back to vote Reform, assuming they're too retarded to figure out how to vote via post
>>142282210Starmer will have the perfect beginning to his leadership and forever be remembered
>>142282210If the team suddenly becomes successful after this week's election the fallout will be biblical
>>142282210What happens with Southgate if he wins?
>>142282210ARISE, SIR GARREF.
>Omari Forson has left the club following the expiration of his contract and joined AC Monza. bald prick started him over Amad at some point
Geordiebros...
>>142282280Finally rebranding as Saudi Arabia United?
>>142282195you are fucking retarded.
>>142282290>be shit for for most of the match only to be bailed out at the last minute by Bruno/McTominay No I think hes onto something
Sandcastle fans trying to distract from the fact that Trippier has been dogshit and his wife left him mid tournament after he was caught shagging a prostitute
>>142282089>>142282108Just say you're racist
>>142282195Lol exactly. He shouldn't even be in the squad, and any criticism you're an 'abu'. No one even cares about manure enough these days to be an abu, it's like being anyone but Brentford - not a thing.
dave trying to distract from trippier having to play lb because shaw is a fat crock
>>142282124Bayern fans don't want to sell him. You are clueless.
>>142282195Mong
>>142282342Sauce?
>>142282336Shaw is literally only there to fill the Man U quota
>>142282311I can tell that you were fucking shit at playing football, if you even tried that is.
>>142282350Multiple bayern fans on redcafe. I can't wait for your next shit jibe.
>>142282195United customers (yes, customers) did NOT like this truth nuke
The truth about 8th place and negative goal difference hurts apparently
>>142282354He's there because we don't have a LB
>>142282387>Multiple bayern fans on redcafeHahahahah oh no no no no
>>142282395We don't have a LB with him there either. Hes only there for the quota
>>142282387Sauce?
>>142282387So American redditors who go onto rival fan forums and circlejerk with them about how amazing their club is?
>>142282195This really rattled the homeless
Might not have been a good idea to let Gordon negotiate terms with his boyhood club. 2 years left on his deal, if he won’t sign a new contract with Newcastle then they need to sell him this window.
>>142282409I'm not going to link multiple pages to find a few comments in the de light thread.It's not exactly unbelievable is it lmao.
>Newcastle are concerned that Anthony Gordon’s head has been turned by the interest shown in him from Liverpool. @LukeEdwardsTeleHAHAHA no wonder Geordies (Scots) are cracking up today, a collission with the Scouse rat is imminent
>>142282441>you now remember Big "Andy" Carroll
>>142282419No, they're germans. It states where they're from under their username.
>>142282439I'm not trawling through an icemuncher forum to find these quotes so I'm gonna assume you're chatting shit
Foden is world class and I'm tired of people shitting on him for underperforming whilst being played out of position in a team with zero midfield
>>142281938Barca is definitely the gift that keeps on giving. I wonder if there's any truth to that PSG 250m deal rumour too.
>>142282467We're not allowed to mention the midfield being awol anymore. It gets certain customers uppity
>>142282441Gordon has been extremely vocal about how much he loves Liverpool and his ultimate plan is to play for them since he was a boy, every club has always been a stepping stone for him in this ambition and him joining Liverpool is inevitable. People shouldn't be surprised.
>>142282467it's just /int/ tourists
>>142282486Problem with that is Liverpool already said no to Newcastle's terms
>>142282486Scouse rat scurries home after a brief trip to Scotland
>>142282441Have they forgotten that they got Gordon from Everton?
>>142282111You're never getting an apology mateAdmitting fault just isn't in him
>>142282501Liverpool still want him, and Newcastle still need to sell players, it's going to happen in some other roundabout way.
>>142282501>Man who has already forced his way out of 1 club has interest from boyhood club and 2 years remaining on current dealIf they don’t sell him now they won’t get anything.
>>142282527Gordon had no loyalty toward Everton tbf
>>142282537>Newcastle still need to sell players
Reading post-match player ratings and the worst players for England were>Foden (3/10)>Walker (4/10)>Trippier (5/10)>Saka (5/10)Best>Mainoo (7/10)>Bellingham (7/10)
>>142282537Wonder if Newcastle would take KelleherQuality keeper and wants out
>>142282480Certain traitor customers who were flying Denmark flags because their quota pick (rightly so) wasn't being played
Lmao Manure paid £13m for Ashworth?
>>142282560Exactly. He got out of Everton real quick. Granted, the fans were being cunts to him, but still. Newcastle shouldn't be all that surprised that Gordon is interested in Liverpool and isn't super loyal was what I was trying to say.
Did you know that Southgate has won more knockout matches for England than all the other managers since 1960 combined?
>>142282606sir jim is going to fill that club with english shitters i cant wait
>>142282580What would he be, their 5th keeper now? Would be really funny though.
>>142282606The more things change the more they stay the same
>>142282606£13.4m to be exact
>>142282606And their customers are pretending like they got one over on Newcastle. What a club
It seems Man United's rise to glory has caused some controversy...
Geordies (Scots, subhuman) coping we took the head of their club
£13.4m for backroom staff is diabolical
Getting rinsed for Ashworth is genuinely /mug/ worthy
guess that war chest is down to £21.6m now.
>>142282661How could you possibly even know if this was true? List 5 DOF fees rn, you can even cheat with 2 HOYD fees if need be.
>Getting rinsed for Ashworth is genuinely /mug/ worthy>guess that war chest is down to £21.6m now.>£13.4m for backroom staff is diabolical
Remember when they said they don't stupidly overpay anymore?I know they say that every year, but remember the most recent one?
how does manure never get in trouble for ffp, they don't produce anything and they've spent like £3bn on useless shite
>>142282535Not looking for an apology, or admittance of being wrong. Just seems pathetic bringing up a player just to rile up United fans. No better than DSL.
>>142282761you forgot to turn your vpn off lad.
>>142282761All he did was praise Eze though and you called him ABU. Even now you're stubbornly refusing to admit it
>>142282702Was in Ornstein's article this morning
>>142282759They have giant sponsorship deals, sell lots of merchandise, expensive tickets, a big stadium and they often get European competition money. Still shit though.
>>142282759Dozens of companies with nothing to do with football give them hundreds of millions of pounds every year, which of course is a totally legit source of income unlike having one rich family with nothing to do with football giving you hundreds of millions of pounds every year, which is evil financial doping.
>>142282759Well they claim they only have a budget of 35m, but as we all know they'll spend more than that so its obvious that the 35m isn't actually a limit, more wishful thinking on their part
>>142282786He wont address this btwAdmitting fault just isnt in him
>Exclusive Detail: FC Bayern have now set a price for Matthijs de Ligt and are demanding at least 50 million euros plus bonus payments! Plettigoal
>>142282786Half the thread is full of bait for United fans. > "20m for a staff member??" x20> Why isn't United being investigated for breaching FFP?> 350k wages for a defender??I'm sure your club is relevant too.and no, he didn't just praise Eze. He called Mainoo an average breakfast and then praised Eze. Both good players, not sure why one constantly needs to be shat on when he isn't even brought up.
>>142282883What's that in £££
>>142282885>Half the thread is full of bait for United fans. Why would anyone be trying to bait Leeds fans?
>>142282883Not a bad price but the wage structure is staying fucked up. Also zero chance of getting him and Branthwaite.
>Geordies desperately spamming 13.4mno one knows what the compensation was
>>142282885if you can't handle people laughing at a club paying 20 million quid for a sporting director redcafe might be more your speed
>>142282907>>142282914honestly I don't expect anymore CB outgoing after Varane, 1 in 1 out.
>>142282885>and no, he didn't just praise Eze. He called Mainoo an average breakfast and then praised EzeThat's completely wrong though. He only praised Eze and outright said he wasn't blaming Mainoo for anything and you called him ABU for it. I really think you should just admit you were wrong here
>>142282907More than £21.6m
>>142282885Like I said here >>142282111 you really need to calm down. I said nothing of the sort and its ridiculous to paint me as an ABU for praising Eze and saying nothing negative about Mainoo.>Things definitely improved immensely with Eze on the pitch. I wont say that it's because Mainoo was at fault but rather that Eze just did so much from the moment he came on>I wont say that it's because Mainoo was at fault but rather that Eze just did so much from the moment he came onI genuinely said nothing about Mainoo
13.4m for Dan Ashworth got these customers acting wild
>>142282947Gr8 b8 m8
>>142282946As we've seen already, anything less than claiming that Mainoo was perfection and England owe everything to him makes you an ABU. It's sad, but that's just how he is
>>142282947thanks anon, you know why I am thanking you, i agree it is a good one, shall be forcing it.
Maybe hes worth 13.4 million. I mean nobody else paid 13.4 million for him but maybe that doesn't mean he isnt worth 13.4 million just because nobody else spent that
>>142283080
>>142283080If he's worth that to anyone it's man utd desu, he could save them that much in one transfer with the retarded deals they've made.
>>142283101True. Hes made it so they now have 13.4m less to spend on this window's ridiculous transfer
now officially 20yo
>>142283127The Snapdragon looks better than Teamviewer
>>142282978You're never getting an apology mateHe's just not the sort to admit when he's at fault
>Amoritising a sporting director
>>142283152I never actually asked for an apology I just said he needs to calm down
Record signing for talent Dan Ashworth
Insane they're still dilly-dallying on what they're gonna do with Amrabathe's a loan player that you barely played last season, send him back
>>142282940But that's more than the 35m budget. Aww man...
Utterly obsessed with united lol
>>142282934I guess I never understood the point of spending an entire day circlejerking about a club I don't care about. Just questioning the mental state of one who would do such a thing. Sorry if it somehow struck a nerve lads I'll pipe down.>>142283152Consider this your apology m8. Should've been more sensitive to you lot.
Any update on the Javi Martinez to Liverpool situation?
>>142283285See even now you're too hot headed to admit you're at fault. Utterly juvenile behaviour
>>142283323You got your apology. Just give it a rest, lad.
Lol @ this rattled Manure pup
>>142283341>I wont say that it's because Mainoo was at fault but rather that Eze just did so much from the moment he came onHow is that statement ABU though? It's just praising Eze
>>142283318don't think Michael Edwards wants any new players. He already turned down Gordon
Hes not going to calm down I'm afraid
give it a rest 190 lad
you lot can do better than keeping on replying that flag. until this very day he's still adamant United finishing 8th with negative goal difference had nothing to do with Ten Hag and that's when I stopped responding.
>>142283351He's ignored this over and over again now. Hes not going to admit it's not an ABU statement. Admitting fault just isnt in him
>>142283285i've been /trans/itioning for many years and every club gets a good amount of grief and all of them feel uniquely persecuted
Surprised arsenal haven't started overpaying for shitters this year yet. Arteta somehow still in a job
Don't mind me, just praising Jude Bellingham for coming in clutch last night. Mean no offence to Manchester United customers by praising him
>>142283394>Lads I'm not with him I swear! Please pick me!Pathetic.
Hes not calming downHes not admitting hes wrong
>Botafogo sign former Napoli and Everton midfielder Allannyr Ancelotti Everton
ABUs dont like getting called ABUs
>>142283466Crazy haze dream desu
>>142283464It's just not in himCan't admit when hes wrong, can't handle praise for other club's players
Someone has tried to shift the attention to Arsenal btw. Extremely subtly.
>Things definitely improved immensely with Eze on the pitch. I wont say that it's because Mainoo was at fault but rather that Eze just did so much from the moment he came onI really didn't think this would be such a controversial statement to make. I didn't even say anything negative
Geordie absolutely livid they're losing their CEO and Winger at the same time
>>142283533Do NOT criticise arsenal please, you know how upset the "neutrals" get if you're even slightly critical of the club or arteta's immense spending
I think Phil Foden (yes, that Phil Foden) is the problem for England.
>With the £40m signing of Archie Gray Big Ange has now spent £290m since he joined Spurs 12 months ago.
Just so very subtle.
>>142283549It's both hilarious and sad that one of the two posts he singled out as "mentality diseased" isn't even ABU in the slightest
>>142283590And the improvement has been significantly higher than arsenal who spent more in that time
>>142283549People do be like that sometimes.
>>142283590Does Ange do his own transfers? I'd have thought Levy being the way he is would be all over that separation of head coach and manager
>>142283549Your sin was that you praised the wrong player
>>142283549He's such a feminine weak passive terrified coward bitch with no balls
>>142283586Foden on the left might have worked if Shaw was fit
>>142283549He's not going to apologise to you mateAdmitting when hes wrong just isnt in him
>>142283586JGrealz or AGordz would be better on the left. Fuck even Rashlingz would do better, and I'm a big Foden fan too, his skillset is wasted in this squad.
190 having a mad one
>>142282462You sound incredibly bitter over something that really doesn't fucking matter.
i for one don't like the constant talk about united. just like i don't about liverpool or arsenal. but we know who is doing it and why. do NOT point this out. do NOT point out their obsession.
>>142282759They generate their own money. Small clubs wouldn't understand this.
well?
You can tell the Saudi Arabians are heathens to the core because no Christian would swindle 13.4 million for Dan Ashworth from their fellow man
>>142283926this is just sad dave
Reminder Dave doesn't exist and was made up by Scousers to cope with their fall from grace
>Dave doesn't existYou're a genuine schizophrenic David
dave shadowboxing the geordies (scots) and scouserats from inside a mcdonalds bathroom
I remember when he claimed Dave was an Arsenal "psyop"
>>142284158It's short from Davepreet
Anderson going to Forest for that price does seem quite dodgyAlso why are Newcastle bringing in like 15 keepers?
Newcastle customers deserve more abuse than they get Vile little lot
>>142283926>>142283926Erik Ten Hag swindled 100m from his current employer to pay his former employer for Antony
>>142284215They've become immensely critical of the British empire the past couple years, unsure why
Why are Man United fans so obsessed with counting pennies all of a sudden? The club obviously aren’t, regardless of what Jim says.
Reminder that anybody arguing that 'fair value' is relevant for the 'cheating' with Villa, Chelsea, Newcastle and Everton selling to each other - remember that Antony cost £80m and Sancho cost £90m and Mudryk cost £90m. There is no such thing as 'fair value'.
>>142284245Well when you have a 35m budget and you spend 13.4m on a single backroom staff...
>>142283911your business might be shit for most of the year but a few good weeks could cover the losses
>>142284261Here's Matt the ABU spamming his shit again
>ynr jadon sancho
Genuinely surprised customers are just accepting the Guardian's report of £13.4 million and not going on an antisemitic censorship spree again
>>142284227Hes dutch. They do fraudulent shit like that
>>142284227You could argue that Dan Ashworth swindled 13.4m from his current employer to pay his former employer for himself
>>142284305please (somebody) give us 30+ mil
>>142284391Matt is at it again
>>142284411Is Matt the Guardian Journalist?
>United really paid £13.4m for Dan Ashworth just so Dan Ashworth can tell them to replace ETH with Southgate100% banter club
>>142284305But all the pundits were telling me he was the greatest player ever because he had one good CL match
>>142284423Matt is the ABU obsessive ITT who has spent 7 hours seething over United taking Sandcastle's CEO
Not quite sure about Gareth.
Sports journalism is apparently haram now...
>>142284251The Villa, Chelsea and Everton deals have all been ratified as above board, creative and fair. We will see if those scoundrels Newcastle and Forest get away with their obvious cheating.
>>142284495Newcastle fans would have them murdered
>>142284454Oh you've come up with a new character again. Okay we'll add him to the list then. Let's see how long this one lasts
>Newcastle accepted an offer of significantly less than £10m from Manchester United for Dan Ashworth in talks before last night’s PSR deadline Thinking it was probably close to about £7m. Still got £28m to spend on players!
>>142282441>Luke EdwardsNever mind I thought this might have had some legs.
>>142284517That's my point. You can't argue they're not above board because who decides they're not?
Ornstein tweeted the £13.4 million figure already mate. I'm sorry but its over
>>142284584>from £20m to £7mlol lmao newcastle got RINSED
>>142284584https://x.com/DeadlineDayLive/status/1807790483155894414 btw
>>142284613New information has came to light sorry Matt Jim bent Newcastle over a barrel and got them to more than HALF their figure
>>142284613>Ornstein>stein Makes no difference to the customers
No sign of Slot yet? Still got his out of office on? Taking Liverpool for a ride
Sandcastle customers are something else Remember they were physically crying about how they were forced to sell academy products - except they weren't and the club could've instead sold their signed players? It was only a day or two ago after all Weird customerbase
>>142284644>source @MattHughsmediaStop advertising yourself Matt
>Dave's increasingly desperate attempts to deflect
>>142284700Last I heard he couldn't wait to get started, once his 3-month holiday was over.
>>142284710Don't think that's what happened
>Guardian and Ornstein says 13.4m>Matt says less than 10m>spontaneously after posts talking about "Matt"Lmao
>Newly-appointed West Ham boss Julen Lopetegui says Lucas Paqueta is suffering after the Brazilian midfielder was charged with spot-fixing offences in four Premier League matches He's the victim. Like Toney was. :'(
>>142284710>the club could've instead sold their signed playersThat explains why Sky FC are seething. They didn't get their grubby rat hands on any of the Newcastle players they wanted. Now they're coping harder because the only purchase from them any of them made was Dan Ashworth for £13.4m. So sad.
>>142284777I think we can trust this Matt character, he seems to know what hes talking about
>>142284766Yeah but then Geordies, like you, are not expected to do 'thinking' as it's beyond them As is searching in the archives apparently
>>142284628this guy at least provided a link unlike the guy lying about the guardian and ornstein
>>142284839Don't have to look in the archives because I already know you'll have misrepresented or tortured what someone said. The grievance was never about being specifically forced to sell youth players.
>>142284628>Source is a guy called Matt
Oh good. More schizo posting. Just what these threads were missing.
Why do the Geordies just lie all the time? Shades of Liverpool FC fans.
>>142284959Don't you trust Matt?
Does this mean Matt was right all along about the 35m budget?
>>142284628I do not want to be a Guardian journalist when the Man U customers read this
>>142285011Turns out our Matt was a sports journalist trusted by Manchester United fans. Matt knew what was up the entire time
>>142285011?he tweeted but not the amount.
>>142279228YOU HAVE SOME EXPLAINING TO DO
>>142285288Thats not Matt
>>142285356I meant to quote >>142284613 with >>142285288 sorry lad.
>13.4m cut down to 9.9mABUbros...
Terrible day for the geordies
>>142279228OH NO NO NO NOABU LIES IN THE MUD
i don't get this, didn't these 'abus' say it was £13.4m from the start?
Need clarification on where our Matt stands on the ABU question
>>142285496Don't worry Matt was in this thread talking about the 35m budget
Why is it>significantly less than 10mAnd not an actual figure? How much less than 10 qualifies as significant?
>>142281343Amrabat won't be retained, also Freedman's not joining.
>>142285630You'd have to ask Matt that
Reminder Mainoo is shit
>>142285998Shit hot you mean
Marc Guiu to Chelsea. Will be official soon.
>>142288348Oh my bad, it was official an hour ago. Silly me!
>Uefa is investigating England midfielder Jude Bellingham for a gesture he made following his late equaliser against Slovakia in Sunday's Euro 2024 last-16 tie.>European football's governing body said it is looking into a "potential violation" of "the basic rules of decent conduct" by Bellingham.>Bellingham was seen making a crotch-grabbing gesture towards the Slovakian bench after scoring an overhead kick in stoppage time.This is why he won't ever become GOAT. He is the new Balotelli. Letting it all go to his head and not backing it up with performances.
>masses of delusional schizo posting over Big Six clubs/trans/ is back
>>142288459It would be racist to punish him
>>142288962Bellingham is just a prick. Plays like shit, scores after doing nothing (literally saw several sports journos talk about how they were giving him a 2/10 before he scored) and then pretends like he is gods fucking gift to football. Stop being such an arrogant prick and actually back it up. Ronaldo had the right level of arrogance to make him elite. Messi had autism. Bellingham has nothing, he is OTT. If he had scored in every game or assisted multiple goals or actually did his job I wouldn't care but he doesn't and he thinks being Madrid's top goal scorer in a team full of superstars makes him good.
>Brentford have completed a club-record £30m signing of striker Igor Thiago from Club Brugge.Will he make it? Or is this proof Toney is gone?
>£21.6m
>>142289911>De Ligt and Branthwaite for starters!>£21.6m war chest
Scouse rat scurried away when asked to show his working Geordies 7 deep in their tennents drowning their sorrows Arsewog delusionally believing only 1 person laughs at arsenal's current situation Good times
>>142289911>>142290196Still trying to push your debunked narrative Matt?
£13.4m added to wor chest. Just a little Geordie humour for you there :)
3 more players left the blades on a free today, including the club captain.Our striking options now amount to Will Osula, Rhian Brewster and the U21s.
>>142290593Diaz is linked with going back and I know he isn't a striker but Jamie Shackleton is going to sign.
>>142291205>>142290593This is a PL thread please start your own thread for non league shite
>>142290593Brewster is still there? Feels like that transfer was 4-5 years ago.
>>142292054He's been injured more or less since he signed.If he's fit its still better than last season's opening day strike partnership of Osula and Traore, that was humiliating.
>21.6m
>>142291205I don't think we can actually buy anyone while this takeover is going through though
>After 350 minutes of action at EURO 2024, France are still yet to score a goal from open play
>>142292538And yet they'll still win it.
In other news>Lelgium9 own goals from 9 different countries
>>142292602And Geordies deserve to live
A Spurs legend decided that match btw Don't you forget it
>Don't start Trossard>LoseNo fucking way
Oof21.6 posting really rattles the homeless
pookaku is still a chelsea player btw
>>142292755Saka cosy England a euros
Belgium will not get the scrutiny they deserve. The Tottenham Hotspur of international football. Promise and bullshit holding up an insanely elevated image as a 'great club'.
>>142292766>Drossard
>>142292867>>142292951Spurs are shit and their stadium appropriately looks like a toilet bowl Hang yourself YID
Lmao @ the arsewog seething itt
They've had several months to sort them out but there are a total of zero #ENICOut protests on the horizon
France looking pretty grim
>>142292999Ah arsewog back pretending anybody who disagrees Is a jew, classicTrossard was shite for Belgium and kept getting hooked
>>142292766Starting Trossard would have made fuck all difference.
>>142278773Indeed. Daichi Kamada style
>>142293628What did make a different was playing a Spurs legend He scored an own goal btw Spurs legend Vertonghen, with a trophy haul rivalling Harry Kane's while at Spurs, scored an own goal
>>142293831>What did make a different was playing a Spurs legend It didn't do anything. This era's Belgium are quite possibly the most overrated national team in history.
Enough about shit little Spurs anyway, Belgium will similarly evade any real media scrutiny.
England could win this whole thing with anyone but Southgate btw
>>142294011Bold and brave opinion.
Man Utd bent Sandcastle over
Jewcastle got their proxy clubs to come and prop them up economically with deals that are wildly over inflated, very clever dune jews
>David Attenborough VoiceAs we can see here, the Dave, when devoid of attention, will make a random seethe post in an attempt to get a crumb of attention. If it does not work, then there are other avenues of attention to go down, Arsenal and Liverpool are common favourites.
>>142296192£13.4m isn’t THAT good of a price but at least they didn’t give up 57% of the warchest.
>Man Utd working to appoint Christopher Vivell on initial short-term basis to help with summer transfer window. 37yo to lend expertise around talent ID, recruitment, multi-club model
>>142296403too many chefs
>>142296403Club pissed off that Ten Hag keeps recommending shit Dutch league players for £60m+ who share the same agent as him
>>142296403What did they pay all that money to Newcastle for then?
What's happening to Rafael Leao? Guy was linked to Saudi's, but surely good enough for the PL?
>>142296361>£13.4m isn’t THAT good of a priceIt's a world record for a DoF whose biggest contribution is telling them to get Southgate in. And it's cost them 57% of the warchest to do it.Mental to think even Tboehlz isn't that retarded.
>so you've moved to manchester united
>A thread about football and transfer gossip? On a chinese basket weaving forum? I think it's bloody brilliant! You are definitely on to something here and I think I could help you in a major way so I offer you all of the shitposts but I want... 40% of the (You)'s.
>57% of the warchestIs this a meme I'm just not aware of?
>>142298492Matt has spent all day spinning lies about United, he's an angry Geordie
>>142298492a report a few months back said United only have £35m to spend this summer on transfers: https://www.goal.com/en-gb/lists/man-utd-s-shockingly-low-summer-transfer-budget-revealed-red-devils-prepare-for-substantial-rebuild/blt54a6657eafe2ab67
>>142298795>according to the Daily Mail.
>>142298795Yeah, I know of the 35m supposed budget but I cannot work out how 13.4m is 57% of that. It's not 43% either. It's like 38.5% if my workings are correct.
>>142298878>implying the schizos of this general care
>>14229958957% is almost £20m. That was the fee Newcastle wanted back in February: https://www.theguardian.com/football/2024/feb/19/manchester-united-20m-fee-sporting-director-newcastle-dan-ashworth
For the entire day, supposed fans of clubs other than United have put all their effort into spreading weird propaganda. For free. Have a look at yourselves, this can't be healthy.
>>142299720Ohh, that makes sense. Thanks.
lol
remember when England fans threw stuff at Gareth because they didn't score against Slovenia?
>>142302214Portugal is also a shit team with glaring structural issues
>>142302214I hope they throw more stuff at him
>>142302214Technically England did better because Saka at least put the ball in the net and it then got VAR'd for offside.
>All of these finished so called elite NTs>England in the golden age>Being led by Southgate
>>142303078england will never get this chance again. could be sitting here with at least a euros. fucking denmark and greece have one.
>>142303369And still people are going to talk about Southgate's "knockout record" and how he deserves a knighthood. Jason Cunty (haha) defending him non stop. Knock him out too.
>>142303550Southgate will 100% get a knighthood one day even if he doesn't win anything. Him and his dimwit mate already have honours.
>>142303629I get that feeling too. Still really surprised that Jew Beckham doesn't have one. I remember how seething he was in those emails about it kek.
>>142284584They paid probaly £7-8m for a fucking corporate suit lmao
Oblak's value just went up £15m.
>ronaldo cryinglmao what a bitch
>>142305559If he wasn't finished before, he surely is now
Sesko being unable to finish that is fucking grim.
>have Barco>have Kozlowski>have Enciso>have Buonanotte>have Andy Moran>have Mitoma>have Osman>have Sarmiento>have Solly March>have Sima>have Mazilu>have Evan Ferguson>have Joao Pedro>have fat man WelbzBuy a winger for 38mDont understand this at all.
>>142304199>£7-8mJim wishes it was that little
Roberto Martinez next England manager
After Extra Time:Portugal (2.19) 0-0 (0.88) Slovenia
banter
>>142306890Saudi's made the call
What's with all of the Portugal refball?
>>142304875Costa's value just went up by 150m.
Fucking hell Costa
is that the worst penalty shootout performance by a country ever?
that was so fucking shit.
Can't wait for the 1000M bid to go in from a "random" club for Newcastle's reserves 3rd choice left back lads
england tier penalty shootout performance there. all that effort, all that work, wasted because 1. sesko couldn't score a one on one and 2. retards taking penalties
>>142307884Absolutely loved this, you can tell nobody at the BBC likes him.>>142308914Has to be up there, all weak penalties that gave Costa no difficulties whatsoever. Should have done what Slabhead did in the last Euro final.>>142309338Sesko not being in first 3 was fucking moronic.
>>142307907You do know who Brighton is owned by don't you?Saudis aren't giving them money and Brighton certainly won't be funding Saudi.
>>142306890i'm hoping it's brighton doing newcastle a solid and they or their owners help move some leftovers like dahoud.also i think they did need a right winger. sima is probably going to be sold and mazilu is probably going on loan again.
Chelsea boutta spend 80m for this Portugal GK since all of their GKs are shit
>>142310121https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wBsBJ9trnHc>1 month agolel
>barkley back at villasurprising
>>142309628Backdoor'ed and blind as a bat to it all
Portugal winning the Euros would be fucking grim. The only teams that deserve it are Austria, Switzerland and Spain.
>>142312152>The only team that deserves it is England
>>142312257Oh I want England to win it because if England do win it (they won't) then it will just cement Southgate as a fraud. Because if, after all the absolute shite, the clueless tactics, terrible formations, pointless substitutions... for him to win it, would be 'In Spite Of' next to his name. People around the country will mock him. He will be reminded he did absolutely nothing to achieve it and lucked out once again due to draws and individual talent pulling through.Thankfully the Swiss are actually a good team, with a tactic, Plan A and Plan B and work together as a team and have a manager who changes shit if it isn't working.
MANCHESTER UNITED UPDATE*new* DIRECTOR OF RECRUITMENT>Christopher Vivell*new* SPORTING DIRECTOR>Dan Ashworth*new* PLAYER SIGNING >Matthijs de Ligt (50M offer sent)
Important United News anon was better.
United brought in 10 directors to identify De Ligt as a target, warra window
>>142312395
Man United are sexy and it makes me jealous
>>142312737LRL? :(
>>142312395>50M offer sentHow they done that with a warchest that has less than half of that in it?
People genuinely do not know how stacked Arsenal are with talents
about as subtle a giant fucking fart in an elevator.
>>142313017Chelsea generally have the best talent in the league. Not even memeing. The issue is what they do to them. They've just signed Guiu too or w/e his name is.
>>142313101In particular their forwards, something bizarre with how Chelsea seem to wring them out.
>>142313187Pretty much yeah. Maybe it'll change with the new manager. Jackson could be unironically very good if he improves his finishing. Estavo or however you spell it could also be world class. Nkunku was injured most of the season but looked pretty good too.The drop off from Caicedo, Enzo and Mudryk and so on was shocking.
>Ezri Konsa is in line to replace the suspended Marc Guehi in England's defence against Switzerland on Saturday.What has Tomori done to be exiled?
Based big Tanc, own that ginger fraud
>>142310800looked a new man at Luton and Emery loves a 30+ project
>>142312358nah people will declare him a mastermind then he will get hired by man utd and they will finish 11th
>>142316222fuggin ellkind of embarrassing putting england in there. only one of em not to have won summat kek
>>142316952Big fish in a little pond. He can't make the step up. Scouse Gylfi.
