Tour de France (2.UWT)Stage 3Piacenza - Torino230.8 kmStartlist:https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/tour-de-france/2024/startlistGC after stage 2:https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/tour-de-france/2024/stage-2-gcLive stats:https://racecenter.letour.fr/enhttps://www.procyclingstats.com/race/tour-de-france/2024/stage-3/liveStreams:https://tiz-cycling-live.io/https://cycling.today/live-streaming/Eurosport / Discovery+ / France TV / RTBF / RTVE / Rai / NOS / iTV11:00 CETPrevious thread:>>142237240
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who the fuck shut down our thread
Maybe if they stopped slurping our thread would be alive
the fuck just happened?
Migrants welcome
>>142281428czechbert is a mod unironically
>>142281428she cute. 3.3/10 wood marry
Someone squeaked too hard
there seems to be some sort of imposer around us..let me talk to my sources
FUCK W*UT
RIP
Wout van Aert wants to sprint and advises Remco Evenepoel: “I would go for the yellow”
>>142281428schizobrit mass reporting again probably miserable freak
>>142281491what a cringe gaylord
the juice is gonna jump out his veins
>>142281515I never report posters, but I'm regularly banned. I reckon eyes on you lad, smelt it dealt it etc etc.
I guess mads did win (intermediate sprint)
i cant root for this fagg no more!
>>142281491rust in vrede
Would like Healy to have much thicker Irish accent.I am already saying 'goombler' like I'm from Killarney.
Healy is literally Dan Martin Mk2 even down to the brummie accent.
EF has cadillacs as teamcars?
>>142281560>Ben Squealy
>>142281560Are we doing the homophobia in sport bit again? >>142281567He's just a brummie, very Irish part of UK. Same with Dan Martin.
>>142281456nice big teeth, imagine the chewing she could do
>Marijn van den Berg is the sprinter of EF Education-EasyPost, but in the first sprint stage he is not allowed to take his own chances. If leader Richard Carapaz places well in the stage results, he can take over the yellow jersey from Tadej Pogačar. So there is no sprint opportunity for Van den Berg. “It's not allowed,” he tells the AD.dumbest thing I've read this tour
I got the covid bros. This weekend I tried going for a ride, but felt extremely week both days. I just thought I was tired or hungover or something. Last night I get hit with the worst combination of nausea, stuffiness, a headache and a crazy fever. I have been either feeling extremely cold or extremely warm. Took multiple showers through the night to try and cool down. Also forced myself to throw up in and attempt to get rid of the nausea. No sleep, feel like death, and it's the first perfect weather day for a ride in weeks
Sören Warenschild with the slowest wheel change possible
>>142281560Piccolo died for him
>>142281601did you forget your 11th booster? 99% effective btw
>>142281601>I got the covid bros.he fell for the meme
>>142281590Doesn't sound like one, my one manager was from West Bromwich, I could barely understand him when we went for a pint after work and he dropped RP.
>>142281560stoat the baw
>>142281599Think of those Netflix bux
>>142281599yikes
>>142281601vaxx status?
what is madiot thinking right now?
>>142281630It's dudley so a slightly nicer part on the outside but still brummie. The higher class the more subtle, just a twang on a few words. Low class are gibberish, exactly same with liverpool where the low class are unrecognisable but higher class change a few words and pronounciations.
>>142281667
>>142281599I hate EF so much
>>142281667>i could use a beer or two
>>142281599that's honestly what happens when you are called marijnI thought it was that woman commentator at first
>>142281591diamonds
grug about to take a piss
>>142281539show me your dopage-scars /cyc/!
>>142281706EF rider about to taste a sample in hope to gain some power
i am here and im ready to slurp
>>142281703
>>142281667oh shat, its fignons fren and teammie! they cute.
>>142281703>>142281751Madiot is maybe the most french, french person
the tour has good breakaways they said
group piss break
>>142281695carnivore jaw ready for that meat
The last tree Grand Tours have been an absolute disasterOnly Volta can save us now
>>142281774>blocks your path
>>142281803feed me milk mommy!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=57NzntghQEw
>>142281706POC helmets are so hideousABUS helmets are kino
>>142281872you got these 2 mixed up
can someone recommend some decent cycling sunglasses?the ones I have make vision blurry when descending by letting air in the top
lol imagine unironically comparing cavendish to eddy merckxthat man won the tour 5 times (not to mention his other major wins!), meanwhile cavendish is just a meme sprinter who is complete shit without the train and amazing lead-out men such as mark renshaw and cant keep up when he has to lead a sprint for more than 100 meters.
>>142281880POC helmet wearers
>>142281907https://www.100percent.com/collections/sports-performance
>>142281912>Balkan Bomberert is backGREAT news
>>142281912I hate it so fucking muchAnyone who does this deserves to be gassed with zyklon BI don't even consider WCs on flat courses real WCs
>>142281912youre alive
>>142281907just get a pair of Oakleys
>>142281912dangerously based post
>>142281912return of the king
>>142281869please don't post the breastfeeding instructions thx
he surely will win the spri-ACK
>>142281907
will Cav even manage a top 20 today?
>>142281971>not a webm>no spinning wheelsdisappointing
>>142281978doubtful because theres a lot of competition today
>>142282001too much effort creating webms
>>142282018ffmpeglet spotted
>>142282056first i have to rewind and record, then i have to convert to webm, then i have to reduce the file size because upload limit, not worth
there must have been an angel by my sidesomething helped me led me to you
>>142282076obs screen capture, then:ffmpeg -i capture.mp4 -s 720x480 -c:a copy ciclismo.webm
>>142282011is he in jail?
>>142282107no
>>142282114are you sure?says he was sentenced to 3 years of jail a year ago
Voigt simply can't stop interviewing riders
>>142282131you get sentenced but if it’s three years effective jailtime is probably zero
Jesus Christ
>>142282131yeah he was cycling with grug like a month after he got sentenced
>>142282106i am using the webmconverter frontend tool because i am lazy
>>142282131he is posting cat videos as of two days ago
I hate when the comfy Sportschau stream switches to the tv broadcast and that giga guck Florian Naß takes over
Why is Rob Hatch speaking northern?
>>142282260massive downgrade for real
>>142282218Wil perro do the sneedful
>>142282248is it common for italian garages to be filled with sticks?
any off-topic non-cycling talk by the commentators annoys me very muchespecially the food fag
>>142282282I like the historical tid bits like when they talk about the history of some chateau on screen
why did they make this 230km, give us 230km mountain stages instead and make this 75km
>>142282281yes, it is a tradition they call "fascismo"
>>142282309500km mountain stage100 km time trial10 km sprint stage
>>142282324>beating women>playing with kittens>fascist cosplay he can't get anymore based
>>142282367Extremely based
>>142282282this
>Danish commentator spoke to Fabian Wegmann before stage 1; Pollit has let him know that they plan on really throwing the team into at stage 4 (as opposed to yday and today) so would expect UAE go crazy on that one.
>>142282399I don't believe it, these climbs are all 5%
Abrahamson already at 13k prizemoney being leddit pays
>>142282376yes very good however consider the following:>playing with women>beating kittenst. TIBERI anthony
>>142282131pffff not everyone is like mutts where you imprison like 1% of the population
>>142282309200k + mountain stages are mega slurpers
CAV BIKE CHANGE, MOTOR BROS WE'RE BACK PROJECT 35 IS GO!
>CAV
>>142282399It's going to be cold and possibly rainy tomorrow on Galibier. Perfect Pog conditions.
camera man taking the piss lmao
kek kwabendish complaining that they're going to film his drafting behind team car
Yeah sure all the others should give him a guard of honor and not go for the win sure. Pathetic. Hope he chutes.
>>142282553when it's not a mechanical it feels justified
Why does Cav make euros seethe so hard? Yous really fear 35 don't you?
Cavendish looking llike the fat MAMIL he is
cavendish abandon is written in the stars
Rent free!
>there is nothing more powerful than a good story
>Lutstinko slaving for Cavendish>on a Khazak teamHoly kek
Rumour has it Cavenshit will get dropped on the slopes of Côte de Sommariva Perro
>>142282664dubs confirm
Wine talk is officially reddit I'm calling it now
hope Cav gets it so they stop talking about it 2bqh
>Lance should have retired so his legacy would be untarnished >Cav should have retired so his legacy would be untarnished
>>142282664
>>142282700A good dry veneto with some fish
One of the Arkea jobbers has a bigger chance to win today than Cavendish.
Why is there no break of conti shitters riding for TV exposure today?
>>142282664Leave cav alone, p-please no dubs..
>>142282795Little teams bought and paid for by Visma-bux to get in line and behave or they lose their access to lugworms
we can't wait for Sir Mark to scrub another filthy dopers name from the record books
How was your ride today berts? Easy endurance 4h for me, really nice and pleasant other than a big headwind for the last 50km.
cav pickers today we feast
white truffle expensive
>>142282832i'm going now
>>142282834knower spotted>>142282829R A R E
Mads not fan of these semen slurping stages
very pretty region
>sobrero
BORA having RB helmets make me see Wout everywhere.
Bros I'm gonna miss the stage tomorrow since taking the plane...
holy shit, AxelGOD live on telly
lel
>>142282939holy fuckautismbros we all gonna make it
>>142282941
>>142282941kek unexpected
god damnAxelGOD trash talking UAE and Pogi full on no brakesbased lad
Van den Berg on EF not allowed to sprint todayhis job will be to get Carapaz the best possible stage result so he can wear the yellow
>>142282941How will england recover
>>142283002please pay attention
>>142283015We'll laugh when they lose tonight
>>142283002Vaughters is a massive retard but has been discussed to death
do you also have your commentators constantly seething about the stage?
>>142282832i bled my brakes for the first time and had a nice hilly one to test them
>>142283039no they're talking about how pretty it is here
>German commentators keep talking about the maglia nera
>>142283021>>142283028im sorry
>>142283039Not really they’re going over past tours, prognoses and other stuff some interviews
Why are they going so slow?
>>142283039no, Germans are flat stage enjoyers
>>142283039Our commentators are interviewing SAGAN and his responses are par on Biden/Trump debate
>>142283047>>142283060on Eurosport here one of them is arguing that the organisers should talk with the DSs and force them to do something because le spectacle
>>142283096Watch RTP
>>142283096don’t watch eurosport
GWAN GRELLIER
>>142283113Might do that. I like listening to Olivier, but today they're just going over the same topics again and again
This one proud and brave squeaker could stomach the semen no longer
>>142283131its not bad but I would prefer the stem not to have the point downwards aesthetic
The fake church bell is utterly soulless
>>142283096sounds like they were right, got this Total guy to attaque
>>142283169commentators here are falling for it
when did TV2 get a woman commentator? She is so fucking annoying to listen to
>>142283191Inspired by his fellow frogs the previous today he wants to make it 3 in a row.
>>142283223she is the reason i switched to tiz
they are shoving female commentators down our throats in every single sport...we need to protest in the streets
with Milan not in the tour who is OUR boy for the sprints?
>>142283246you've got /pol/brain lad, let it go. women are people too.
>>142283243I just paid for this shit sports package... I'm too cheap to pay for another one.I wan't to kill myself whenever she opens her mouth
>>142283259
>>142283265sure but they're uninteresting and unfunny people
>>142283259coquard
>>142283265no one cares, let them commentate female races how about that?
>>142283246It's a plague. >>142283265They never say anything thougtful or clever
>fake crosswind hypekys rob hatch
>>142283259Geting ready for Olympics track.
honestly what Grellier is doing is prime real estate for sponsorsliterally all the screentime because the peleton is so slurpy
>>142283300>They never say anything thougtful or cleverHave you been listening to british commentary? She's been insightful today and I've enjoyed her company. Not everythin is a big jewish conspiracy, woman are just as valid. She was a top level pro racer and that experience transfers over to mens racing too. She's motherly and caring for the riders which is also a nice thing to hear.
whos gonna get exposed on the climb
Cycling glasses or plague mask?
>>142283331post tits you slag
New trek ugly as fuck, old ones look really nice. Dumb retard brand as always.
>>142283331Based nuanced Englishman
>>142283259Kristoff I guess
>>142283331I just dislike women talking, heavily
>>142283343who stinks so much that he needs this?healy looks like an unwashed hippy
>>142283331based
>>142283259grunwagen
>>142283331LET WOMEN COMMENTATE FEMALE RACELET WOMEN COMMENTATE FEMALE FOOTBALL GAMESLET MEN COMMENTATE MEN'S RACESLET MEN COMMENTATE MENS FOOTBALL GAMESare you gonna suck me off next?
>>142282941Uncontroversial. No one likes the way our football team plays.
>>142283331you write like reddit
>>142283343I don't understand the purpose of this. glasses are the first thing to fly off during the chute. or is it just so your nose wouldn't get sunburn?
Trine Schmidt is pretty good on Eurosport
>>142283369Fischboy
>>142283418it's AERO rusbert
>>142283419>>142283331maybe it's just the tv2 woman, idk
>>142283418gotta look retarded the consumer loves this
>>142283432is it?
>>142283455are you doubting the wind tunnel son?
>>142283455no but this is
>>1422834761.7 watt gain right there
cavendish lachée
>>142283476>inb4 rhinoplasty to make aero noses
>>142283442I think most people just don't have what it takes. Whenever there's someone new in the booth it's almost always grating and annoying, male or female.
PENIS
i went to Turin with my dad for a few days once, it was very nice. very regal city
>>142283534True
or maybe it's a giant psy-op to make Greenstreet look like a clown (more than he already is)
>>142283343humiliation ritual
>>142283484that's not very aero
>>142282491blacks are 13%we have a long way to go
>>142283511
>>142283566fuck these things and the people that ride them
FRENCH SUPREMACY THEY CANT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT
>>142283331kys
How many cav packages does this make for nbc?
>>142283558>Hi, it's Josh from Silca>When we tested this nose aero faring in the windtunnel, we found a 43w savings at 40km/h
one good thing (cope) being king of manlets (179.99cm) is that large frames look so fucking bad with the long head tube
>>142283642kek
>>142283692small headtubes look just as badpeak aesthetic is 54cm frames
>>142283681that's the vaxx cunnysseur, isn't it?
emergency spray tan
>>142283692are you saying my bike looks bad?
>>142283642>Groenewegen known to be a retard>Jakobsen sounds like a retard whenever he gets interviewedWhy can't we have likable sprinters?
35 inbound
>>142283732van uden seems nice
Could not be better for Cav today. Zero intensity. It's coming home.
>>142283732kristoff
>>142283732Sagan was likable. in autistic kind of way
>>142283732to be fair you could have a 300 iq nobel prize winner dutchie doing an interview in english and they would still sound retarded
>>142283692true, size 54-56 has the ideal proportions
dubs and cav chutes into road furniture and dies
showing all the sprinters one by one really amplifies how obese jakobsen is compared to someone like bauhaus
which team has fallen harder?Ineos or Astana?
>>142283552Oh lol I think it's actually Trine Schmidt on TV2? She always seemed okay on Discovery.
Jens is actually based
>>142283788>no one will ever push me into the barriers again
>>142283807astana is literally dead after the relegation the only reason they have some good riders is because they ride in the world tour
>>142283807that's not even a question
>>142283807astana but ineos is more funny to see
>>142283833>ynr Astana used to win grand tours
>>142283769True, but he even sounds retarded in Dutch. Worst thing is that after his fall he can do no wrong so all the commentators will be like 'omg such insight, very mature, so well spoken'.
>>142283853Yeah sure grandpa, let's take you back to bed
>>142283863
Coquard very almost through the window of that dsm car
>>142283491NPCs?what’s your point?
>>142283788blocks your path
>>142283732Groenewegen IS likeable. A real bijgoochem.
>>142283853>ynr Ineos used to win grand tours
How come Cav only has 2 green jerseys?
>>142283807Astana thinks helping cav get 34 will save them from relegation for some reason
>>142283905Because Sagan dabbed on every fraud during that era
mamma mia
>>142283833All it takes is some new bikes(dope) and they will be right back in it. Look at Ag2r they were just about as shit as Astana last few years.
>>142283895>ynr Movistar used to win grand tours
>>142283681kekhate this faggot like you wouldn't believe
>>142283936time for a new chamois
>>142283882Go Tadej?
AAARGH, I GOTTA POINT
>>142283956R A R E
>>142283936adrenaline doping
>>142283947sovl
>>142283936timestamp for this?
fabio will win a stage?
Grellier with the free combatif, free podium totalbros
>>14228399431.1 km
>>142284016lol, no
getting crash vibes
>>142284016Are you serious?
hmm interesting finish
>>142283947
>>142284016no it's french victory stillso coquard
surprise winner today I'm telling youmany corners, many chutes
>>142284031100%Some of them will arrive in the last 10 km still half asleep
>>142284038>That second to last cornerThat could get ugly
>>142284031first sprint of the tour innit everyone fresh and nervous
Der Stierwirdgewinnen
>>142284032Only the rat is going to go for it. Might not even be able to get far enough ahead of Remco and Pogacar
>>142284038Girmay dies here in a chute fatale with Marijn
>>142284078I'm more worried about the finishing straight being long and wide
>>142284031gc lads going for it as well means a good chance of high profile chutes
>>142284078I tought they are puting those kind of turns in on purpose now? So in theory they should go slower?
this stage gets 5 km neutralization rule iirc
hehe
AHEM
fucking visma cucks taking uae left spot fuckign cheatres
>>142284121Hardly helps when Carapaz is going to try and yolo with the sprinters.
>>142284126died for his sins
this is already messy, yikes
>>142284142press S to spit
>>142284126S
>>142284131PAS NORMAL
>joney fingergoo on pissma >today pog on pooey
Please tell me none of you were retarded enough to *actually* vote for RN baka...
it was supposed to rain too, we have been betrayed
if you watch a de lie interview it becomes very easy to root for him
CHUTE
chute
PEDERSEN CHUTE
Chute Pedersen
RIPERSEN
Assassinated by a teammate?
collected? he managed to stand up though and is riding again.
Wtf happened
>>142284315nah I think he's alrightjust a little shell shock
The Giro had finishes that were way more dangerous, if it turns into a chute fest it's because they either slurped too much to be awake or are very high on Tapentadol
>>142284315no way it's a collarbone when he's riding
Why do they fall when the roads are dry?
Astana got the green light to crash UAE and Jumbo
>Van Rysel bike ad playing on Raididn't expect this
>>142284316He suddenly felt the urge of butt scooting around in the middle of the road
>>142284337getting a tour stage is much more valuable
finally was playing me some hades now I can enjoy ciclismo
whys remco riding so far back
also I felt asleep earlier, it was simply too much slurpage to handle. when I woke up they were still 100km away from the finish so I went for a ride instead.
right last 10km time to start watchingno doubt I missed nothin
>>142284371why would he want yellow on that mountain stage
bertolos home
death is in the air
>>142284380its not about yellow but stay safe all top teams are at front besides qs and bora
why are they filming my holiday home
>>142284184Rounders wheels, better last bidons an a good lip gel separate a legendary bike racer and a TV nerd.
>>142284351Happens to me all the time
Where's the safe zone today?
chute comicale bruno armchair
chute comicale
GRUG DOWN
Chute Bruno.
>van der Chute
They are dropping like flies
GRUG CHUTE
Matje out oh no no no
GRUG
>leadout man
don't buy Canyon bikes
>>142284455I think crevaison not chute?
everything perfect for a STIER win now
>>142284455Flat tire
Groenybros feasting today
Jasper bros?
De lie will win
Looks a bit like Paris-Tours. only attentionpayers will understand
not a chute fro gruggy
da fuk is goin on
this fuckign old hag
Gwan Remco
Grug getting motopaced
EF is gonna kill their entire team
fucking boomers should be banned from visiting races theyre a menace to society
More like Cantyon
DAMN THIS IS DRAMATIC
chute brutale in the air
Carapaz going for a token yellow is pretty based imo
>>1422844315k
EF are insane lol
this is not gonna end well
Mathieu draft der poel
CHUTE BRUTALE
HUGE CHUTE lots of riders down
MASSIVE CHUTE
and there it is
>>142284530well it happened
GIGA CHUTE
chute grande
Chute gigante
GIGACHUTEE
KWAB
CATASTROFE
who would have guess
PHILIPSEN DOWN
CHUTE MORTALE
>NOOO GRUUUUG SAVE ME
does everyone get the same time when a chute happens or just the once involved?
girmay lol
Pedergod?
BASEDASED
RACISM DEFEATED
girmay???unexpected
GIRMAY WINS
BINI
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Adjusted GIRMAY.
Waar cavendish
GRANDE AFRICA
RACISM SISTERSWE LOST
Olalala Girmay beste man in koers!
GOATmay
pacey ngubu
lmao
racismbros..
BUUUUUUUUUU
Decathlon's leadout a complete embarassment, lasted 20 meters
>muh africafuck this retarded commentator
is that the first ever stage win for a black guy?
BOOOO
CAVENSHIT HAHAHAHHAHA
really for africa?
Classic France
I'm not sure if this immigration loving sport is for me lads.
RACISM IS OVER
Mads is such a fucking loser lol
lmao this was Cav's stage is be was there in the group
>>142284647His voice even broke lmao
fuckBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
LE PEN DEFEATED
THIRD WORLD STRONGFIRSTIES BTFO
Gaviria is BACK
binibinibini
Chuds BTFO
>tfw swapped Van Den Berg for Girmay at the last minute
GIRMAY
BLACKED
Jonas or Carapaz in yellow?
girmay is our ngubuhonorary white
>>142284647>>142284659>>142284668that's what you deserve for watching the Staatsfunk
pogi and remco laughing at fagg healy
Now that Cycling is no longer white, what sport do Europeans have to seek refuge in next?
>>142284659>>142284668I hate this cuckold so much.
Carapaz (14) in yellow
Pedersen was too fair - he should have shut the door just a touch
Kino
>>142284691carapaz was top 20 so him
today is a terrible day for ciclismo
BBC CONQUERS TDF
Pogachud, Memco 1 minute behind RoglicIt's over for them
The Rat 14thgood job by EF to be fair
grugsisters...
>>142284697field hockey
Le Pen on suicide watch
Rappe Jappe out and you get this
grug chute?
>>142284697Ski jumping innit.
lel killer groenewegen seething because he got boxed inwhat a loser
>400 posts for stage 3 of the le tour
>huge day for cycling fans*ngl*s truly are a menace on society
>>142284731Brb roting my flag 90 degrees and voting Le Pen. Can't have basketball americans ruin this sport.
pedersen bitching like a lil bitch nigga
waar Cavwaar Filipson
>>142284748We only watched the last few km
>>142284748Other thread got jannied
>>142284697Biathlon(best sport)
Merlier would of won
>look at this irish tard
CHUDS BTFO
Wouldn't those long distance running ethiopians and kenyans make great cyclists? Imagine some team goes there and trains a bunch of kids they would dominate the sport in 10 years.
He stole his bikeHe stole his bikeBiniam GirmayHe stole his bike
Pogi and Remco actually finished before Jonas, they just showed the images out of order
Keep the champagne away from bini
top 10first tdf victory for intermarché ever
>>142284741he got CANYONed
>>142284762what was in it?
good finish hope you nerds didn't watch 5 hours of that
who died in the crash?
>A WIN FOR THE ENTIRETY OF AFRICA
>ballerini better than cavenshitcrybaby can keep on dreaming
>>142284787Needs to join Alpecin
rolling for a chute brutal for fraudmay in the coming days
I've never seen black dude winning cycling race and I've been watching for 15+ years
Gotta love the Zimmermeister, you just gotta!
>>142284794n-no of course no lmao, who would do that haha
>>142284787>Gaviria 2ndwhat in the actual fuck
>>142284748I installed a porn blocker on my phone because i'm addicted to porn. Hence the lack of posts. It won't let me access 4chan so I'm posting from my laptop. I had Girmay as my sprinter because his form has been good this season
>>142284731Le Pen loves darkies
>>142284778No money for gear, no money for the other kind of gear, too high IQ needed to remember the course and too much skill needed to control the bike.
>>142284787Dude doesn't really even look black. He's at least 70% white.
>>142284796Just don't read about the current political state of Eritrea
El Rat in yellow ffs
DONT GIVE HIM THE BOTTLE!
Girmay is actually a good rider though
he looks punished somehow
>Muh AfricaI suppose it's just one big country with no water and electricity to wokelings isn't it
Could you pull out a TT bike on a flat stage and actually try or are they not allowed to?
>>142284796>HUGE DAY FOR THE AFRICAN CONTINENT
>>142284824he is from east africa so semitic not negroid
>>142284812it's not even Girmay's first GT stage win, come on now
hope he doesnt shot himself with the bottle now
>Bardet>Vauquelin>GirmayUnderdog domination
>>142284778they tend to be too smallKipchoge weighs like 105lbs his FTP would be like 300w
>>142284835he knows a doping test is coming up
>>142284849>Thanks God for everythingNice
>>142284824Thats just how Eritreans look
HUGE DAY FOR BLACKS AROUND THE GLOBE
granny nearly took out the field
>>142284842not allowed to
>>142284835He knows all his winnings are going to support the militaristic dictatorship he comes from, perpetuating the cycle of slave labor, war and genocide that they commit.
>>142284879saw that one yeah. really fucking close
the fanclub
for Africa Berts
>what a day for the African continentaren't we forgetting someone?
>it's a white cuck journalism slurps BBC episode
Why blacks can run but can't ride a bicycle?
>>142284824People from Ethiopia, Eritrea, Djibuti and Somalia are semitic
BLACK EXCELLENCE
is wanty juice back?
>>142284872he's super religious, there was drama from his team about him not training on Sundays
>>142284899mental strength
I thought Girmay is Italian?
>>142284902They are also allergic to work. Fuckers have like a 92% unemployment rate here.
Lennergy really going to Lidl Trek?
>>142284902an entire race of people with a fucked up hairline from birth kek
what happened to cavendish?
>>142284927Not enough melanin
>Richard Carapaz becomes the first rider from Ecuador to wear the Tour de France yellow jersey.Sudacasbros....
>>142284796if Ryan Gibbon or Meintjes won would that also be a win for africa?
>>142284917Ethiopia is a BRICS nation now. So economy is going to grow strongly there.
GCdon't give girmay a bottle of champagne...Cavendish finished #113
>>142284907He's a good guy>>142284914>mental strengthAll top marathoners are black
>>142284927weak and a brit
>>142284927Washed up
Do these libcucks not realize how racist they sound equating eritrea to all of africa? As if there is a common bond shared by all africans lmao.
>>142284902at least post a proper one
>>142284796No need to be cynical, it's a nice rags to riches story you can check out this documentary on vrt maxhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EB7GKu9iLek
>>142284899Unironically can't afford them and also probably not many places to ride them. If Kenyans, Eritreans, Ugandans had easy access to cycling as they do to running then they would dominate the sport due to their proven endurance supremacy.
>>142284946>BRICS>STRONKSLmao. One setback and those niggers will burn down everything that has been build up.
>>142284949>Cavendish finished #113did he crashonly tuned in for the sprint
>>142284962
Hannah Walker needs a change of panties
>>142284949113th lmao what
good train that. will they set a big pace?
>>142284949>yeah you know we actually want Pogashit to keep the yellow all the way>loses it 5 hours laterKwab
>>142284899its easier to run on sand than ride
>>142284958I'd be gassed if a european won the 100m final, even if he was from estonia or slovenia or some shit i have no connection to
>how important it is for the history in cycling?shut the fuck up holy shit
>>142284951a marathon is childs play compared to ciclismo
>>142284972China pushed Ethiopia into BRICS
>>142284980For me it's Hana
>>142284899you can't blame others for your shortcomings if you bonk on a ride
did they forgot about girmay at giro or somethingthat wasnt historic?
groenewegen full roid rage in the replay
>>142284986Why should they even ride? Get UAE and Jumbo to do the work.
>Ethopian gf messaged me asking if I watched the race
>>142285014not everyone is racist like your ppl, chill
>>142284899i think in some areas (see also: america) riding a bike (vs a car) is stereotyped as a poor person thing so ppl don't get into it as a sport at all
>>142285020Wonder how much money they own the chinks for their infrastructure.
>>142285014Calm it with the racism, you'll end up in prison.
>>142285014IMAGINE actually listening and watching to ANGLOID GCN
>>142284975he probably has a 350 W FTP these days
>>142285039arr rook same
>>142284951>marathonnot even close compared to a grand tour
>>142284917A bunch of Somalians here in the States got charged with stealing $40 million of COVID relief money from the government. Then they tried to bribe a juror by dropping off $120k at her house lelhttps://www.theguardian.com/us-news/article/2024/jun/07/us-covid-fraud-case-convictions
>>142284969>Unironically can't afford them and also probably not many places to ride them.Yeah I was thinking the same. So in 50 years from now blacks will dominate cycling due to their muscle genetics>>142284997What about swimming? Why don't they swim?
they shouldn't have handed out a combatif today to bee honest
>all these racist chuds seethingkek I love this
>african winner>sudaca yellowdark day for europe
>still no ulleim canceling my shit
>>142285040>Ethopian gf
>>142285039Guaranteed in the break tomorrow
Carapaz will win yellow the same way he won pink
>>142285039Wtf was happening behind the camera when they took Abrahamsen's photo?? Why does he look so scared?
>>142284969cycling is not just endurance though also euros have the highest vo2 max.
>>142285039tapentadol stare
>>142285067>black>swimmingJej
racism solved
>>142284964rather drink cyanide
>>142285067idk probably not much places to swim in africa
>>142285071tomorrow we rise again
happy for Carapaz :)
>>142285075Imagine her preparing food for Bertsen
Don't care about the rigger, nice to see /our Stier/ get a TdF podium. Wins soon bros
>try to keep third worlders out of your gay sport by charging 10k for some bike>still get defeated by themHAHAHAHAHAH
>from lawless 5th world country>only became pro 4 years agoIs there any chance in hell he didnt roidmax during his youth and thus has gained a permanent unfair advantage?
>>142285068at least he tried something
>>142285092*norwegians
>>142285008Europeans are more closely related to eachother than west africans are to south africans both culturally or genetically, let alone east or north africans.You think an indian would care about a korean winning anything?
>>142285072>Die Tour de France 2024 wird vom 29. Juni bis zum 21. Juli bei Eurosport und discovery+ übertragen. Mit dabei: ein besonderer Gast. Jan Ullrich wird am 2. und 3. Juli das Geschehen in Frankreich im Eurosport-Format Velo Club analysieren und seine Einschätzung zu den drängendsten Themen des Tages abgeben. Der Sieger der Rundfahrt 1997 ist dabei, wenn es für das Peloton auf den Galibier geht.
don't forget to watch Wimbledon
>>142285132Can't afford roids in Eritrea. Just the motivation of either doing ciclismo or 45 years of slave labor.
>>142285149woodberry
Your 2025 Tour de France champion...
>>142285132superior genes
Madsbros.........we are in pole position to win the green jersey nowwe just gotta do it Sagan style
>>142285157Oh no no no no, Philipsen sissies
>>142285157turdgis pickers redeemed
>>142285067>What about swimming? Why don't they swim?shit genetics
>>142285163Going to Army to fight against Ethiopia is also an option
cararat in yellow
>>142285157only 4 Girmay pickers?
>>142285132Eritrea is like the opposite of lawless. Very authoritarian
>>142285192Aren't they teaming up with Ethiopia now to genocide the Tigray?
>>142285163>Can't afford roids in Eritreayou'll be suprised how cheap that shit is in lawless countries
>>142285209ofche is renown fraud, today was just a rare thing
>>142285132He's too religious to dope.
>>142285209team going with 2 sprinters and dividing the stages is not something I vibe with for goombling
>>142285207what a fucking squeaker
Kenyans will steamroll this sport so hard, it's not even funny
>>142285211Yes and no. Ethiopian government and Tigray army did a cease-fire agreement but Eritrea didn't join into this agreement and still have millitary presence in some Tigray areas.
new yellow jersey wearer
we're in the beginning stages of it's over for cycling
>>142285132Attentionpayers know that there's a huge eritrea cycling scene and he came through the Aigle cycling centre and then in the Protour through that Delko team before finally being picked up by Wanty so he's basically the statistical odditiy that 0.01% that makes it
>>142285281another weightmaxxxing jersey wearer.
>>142285296give them the same equipment white riders have and watch what happens
unironically the worst start to the tour I've ever seen
>>142285272Its not track and field, so they will actually have to pass doping tests.
>two colombians in points classification's Top 10
rwanda world championships WILL be kino of the highest order
Cav looks high af
>>142284984Philipsen 118th, behind Cavendish lmao
>>142281449To be deported
>>142285296even better attention payers know that eritrea has always been a cycling nation thanks to italian colonialism
One more time, KOM and POINTS scraped properly.
>>142285325lmao dumb tourist
>>142285257I figured they will go all in for Girmay for PR purposes
>tfw no Vuelta a Bolivia
>1.>11.>111.Hmmmm
>>142285373seems they are busy with other things
>>142285395Like France
was the notorious GEE involved?
remco is smol?
>>142285401kek
>>142285363most reddit start to the tour and you love itsays a lot about you d*ne
>>142285402D. GEE was 23rd
>>142285355i toast to you my fellow attentionpayer. good to see there's still knowledge alive in these parts
if you only knew where this nose has been
>>142285323nothing really, doubt they'll be even as good as south americans
>>142285373No extreme altitude training, where do Jonas and Pogi finish in GC against an ocean of sudacas?
>>14228532524 carat solid gold retard post
>tfw you narrowly avoided a chute brutale
>>142285402Renard, Boivin and Stewart, methinks. At least.
Ecuador in yellow!New thread theme!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9cQlVww0zKo
I thought TDF is classy but it just got blacked SAD
>>142285465Tintin looking mf
>>142285423you're the one with the reddit line changes and a onions folder, so your opinions don't really carry any weight
>>142285464>"YAYAYAYAY LE HECKIN' FRENCH AND AFRICUNS YIPEEE!"kys 50y cunt
>>142285343ppatttwe've discussed this EXTENSIVELY
>>142285486>onions a grade spastic, downdooted
>>142285448is it aero tho
where was cavendish today?
reminder to filter *gnloid posts
>>142285387Remco btfo
>>142285529He was sabotaged as expected, europoors fear the 35
>>142285414BIG WOMAN
>>142285529hanging out with Jasper
Fucking hell, where was Jasper?Wasted Velo points, damn Kaaskopp.
dead sport
Surprising that rusbert is this racist.
>>142285596I knew Jappe wouldn't be worth the cost, especially when De Lie and Pedersen are there who will be competitive on more stages than him
>>142285596Which Jasper?
>>142285607luckily you'll be dead too soon
Glad I am growingly losing interest in following pro cycling.
>>142285596maybe he turned into lead-out babby. Matje had mechanical
>>142285641thats good news
>>142285631Damn idiot even made the big announcement of going after the Green jersey.
>>142285637You just know she has a strap-on collection at home.
>>142285638rent free you could write my biography
>>142285414shiet that woman
>>142285672Indeed, Danish piggy.
>>142285707would be pretty short
>>142285596Chuted
>>142285731what I gathered from people stalking me on the internet like you is that they are a) gay and fancy me b) envious of me
france belgium ehshould i watch this shit
>>142285670probably was held up by the crash or something, no other reason for him to be this far back
>>142285734>>142285402wait, is that him here?
who is this strange britposter?wait don't answer that I couldn't care less
>>142285786yes
>>142285767Careful you don't get an episode. It would be a shame if you killed yourself when the hypomania lifts.
idk cyc has to be so reddit, probably something to do with balding midwits or something idk
>>142285809oh well
>>142285767aren't you gay yourself? why else would you let yourself be molested
>>142285768>watching french loseYes
>>142285822
>>142285837He did write some pretty gay things he wanted to do before the tour.
>>142285837I can imagine you pecking away at your little laptop with gotchas thinking "gee I hope he cries ahahahahaha" it is likely over for you
>>142285850More like Belgium losing
Kämna switches from Red Bull to Lidl-TrekLennard Kämna, who is still injured, has only just received the jersey from his new team sponsor Red Bull when the German is already being linked to another team. The British cycling journalist Daniel Benson writes on his homepage that Lidl-Trek wants to strengthen its cyclist faction with the 27-year-old Kämna. The US team has already secured the services of Fischerhude, whose contract is due to expire at the end of the year.
shan't be watching the rest of this circus neither
> aso would never play a one minute ad for a uranium minewhy even watch?
>>142285949how sure are they in his recovery? rather weird news
>>142286023they saw how well things went with signing Gigagamer and thought, let's do it again
>>142286052brilliant strategy
Biniam, Black Cyclist
>>142285982that was kino
worst stage ever
>>142286143Black excellence
surely there must be some "point" to spr*nt stagesis it just to let the real cyclists recover ?
>>142286386yes, and to let the tour pass through small town+ finish inside a town that pays money
>>142286293knower
Only watched final 30km on Saturday, nothing else yet due to other appointments Hope I can watch tomorrow and that it's good
>>142286506nah it'll be shitworst tour I've seen so far utter faggotry
>>142286538can you leave
>>142286506I hope so too bertvive il giro de franzia
>>142286506>downhill finishnothingburger
>>142286605tourist visa; revokedpack up and fuck off back to /f1/
>>142286538I do not value your opinion if I'm being honest my dear schizo . Please take your meds, you seem lively today
>>142286506only missed some laughing at cavendish today, and yesterday and the day before
>>142286694Now I hope it's especially SHITE
>>142286657unless some giant chute occurs
>>142286846Okay dear, as long as you don't get so worked up that you start posting your tiny pecker again
>WHY AREN'T THEY GOING SOLO FOR 200 KMs EVERY RACE!!??
>>142287062Teams were a mistake.
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