no heemviousno news
>>142327897that's just so she can filter out who the paypigs are so she can promote her escorting services to them on the down low. she obviously doesn't want the brokies who simp for her to know she's doing that so the simple solution is to put up a paywall so she can advertise privately to the people who actually have money. good news for me, i'll be fucking her inside of 2 weeks
>>142328001is tushy just a 4k camera like vixen> wats the point of it. ill stick with dadcrush.com>>142328026fuck off stupid
>>142328030Can someone sub to her MMA paywalled streams and give us cute clips and a rundowm.. I dont want to be left out of seeing her :(
>>142328060Yjk that clit is absolutely terrifying, like running Chyna through a penis pump
was nervous to post this bc I thought Poatan was gonna lose
He was piecing up jiri
All of Pereiras training videos leading up to the rematch was of him slipping jabs and hitting that hookI guess Jiri wasn't watching embedded
>>142328228every single poatan spar / pad vid s him slipping a jab into left hook
>>142328405
>Chama
LET‘S FUCKING GO!!!!!!!!
>>142328433cute mid about to be demolished by a what could've been cute ****
Jiri and hill man those are world beaters this is almost as impressive as beating shogun and rashad 205 what a division
to me, she was a cutir pie
>>142328549she was when she was younger
joey benavidez must be the rizzard of oz
>>142328599hes handsome, she likes mma, shes a cute mid. you dont need much else
>>142328616She's a greasy stim addicted wop. My kind of girl
‘Slamdaddy cooked the cuck
>>142328722>Cuck?For being past dumbass shit like race and giving 2 boys a better life?
why are muslims so gay?
>>142328722damn this would really hurt my feelingsidk how niggas do it
>>142328738>Chandler started dating Brie Willett in 2013 >after emailing for almost two years. >The couple grew their family through adoption in 2017, welcoming their son Hap.> In April 2022, their second adoptive son Ace was born
chama is what you say when there's kids around and you cant say poha
The UFC is contractually obligated to offer everyone three fights a yearAnyone who fights less than thrice yearly is a duck
>>142328873chama is like "das lit"poha is "fuckkk"so, no, you wrong
>>142328887read somewhere that if a fighter declines a fight they don't have to offer them another fight for like 6 months, and that's how they string people along on contracts
>POHA
>>142328894no it dont. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G8cT7DMQvu0?feature=share
>>142328738>cuck?Probably for letting greed turn him from cazzie favorite to the lapdog of a coked out leprechaun
>>142328935he trying to give it his own meaning, but the common one is like i mentioned, it is "das lit"Pereddit trying to give it his own definition reminds me of when KSI was like, "uhm, ksi actually meand, Knowledge, Strenghth, Integritty" when it was just a Halo clan
>>142328199For me it's the two counters he landed over the top. Alex looked great.
>>142328989It feels weird that you know that, gringo, but you're mostly correct.I'd like to add that "chama" is rarely used like that nowadays, that is certified Gen X/Boomer speak over here.
>>142328800Emailing? The fuck
jerry was decapitated
he got floated
Jireddit has died
>>142328418She looks off her nut haha
>>142328722Chandler would demolish pisslam, he's lucky he's been so focused on mcgregor
>>142329360Chama!
>>142329360I think she asked Anik for advice but took it a bit too literal
>>142329377Has Ameribum wrestling ever been successful against Brazza wrestling?
gooby is esentially diollon dannis at this poiint
>>142329433Danis is more active
OHHHH HE SLEPT HIM
>>142328722Is this Chandler realising he might not get the Conor fight?Because targeting the belt is prob next best thing for him if he's pushing it this heavily.
Dana White is rebuilding The Tower of Babel
Now that power slap is the biggest sport in the world. It might be time to start making a powerslap dedicated general.
>>142329698Yes please take that crap elsewhere.
>>142329718You can call it crap but it's still the most popular sport on earth and it's not even really started yet. This is literally going to make dana white into a trillionaire.
>>142329718*sleems you*
>>142329746Daner had to ask HE Turki Alalshikh for money to fund the sphere b
>>142329816OHHHH HOLY FUCKIN SHIT! SO EXCITING!
>>142329817>Powerslap made over 450 million dollars in 9 monthsYou still doubt him?
>>142329817Did they kiss? :3
If international pornstar Paige VanZant supports Power Slap then so do I
>>142328199>>142329020>>142328229Goddard flushed Jiri
>>142329883Is that the bitch from planet of the apes?
>>142329718This but also ONE
>>142329920No she's the one that spreads her sopping wet CUNT for the camera. I think she was a fighter at some point too
Someone post the webm
Bout order released
>>142329866If this is true then it's not an exaggeration to say that he is on track to becoming the richest man to have ever lived.
talmbout THE ass mogging of all time
We watch ONE here.
>>142329992Those ass straps should become a standard part of the wmma fight kit. All the WWE whores wear them now
>>142330006Why is their booked HW MMA contender bout 2?
>>142329429who the fuck says he's wrestling
>>142330006I thought Reug Reug was fighting Malykhin? >Boucher KetchupLMAO
>>142329966WDWTCH
He would heem Pootan
Islam ducked
>>142330006>jozef chenYeah he's a jacked South African boy whatup
>>142330046Islam
>>142330078Asian as shit b
>>142330091he doesn't dictate where the fight takes placeexcept that it will be in Abu Dhabi under shady circumstances
>>142328229never realized how weirdly big Pereira's hands are before these gloves
>oh yay this againhow is not spamming but me posting fight webms is?
Buy an ad
>>142330120Islam has taken down everyone he’s ever fought
>>142330158THE vs THE? Stop spamming, retard
The K-1 posting will continue :)
Islam will literally never fight chandler3 years ago, when Islam was number 5 and Chandler was number 4, chandler pretended to not know who Islam is and ducked the fight, publicly. Chandler is the last Lightweight Islam would allow to fight for the belt. It's going to be Gamrot
>tricks Rose into bogging herself >Rose beats Paige >Paige doesn’t shave her head but bogs herself anyways BEEM
>>142330175might place a cheeky fiver on buakaw
Elle Brooke finished Islam inside round 1
>>142328030He is close to the greatest ufc fighter to ever do it, stone face Chama soon to be 3x champ
>>142330207he hasn't fought Chandler and he hasn't fought an actual 155r yet either
How come the other lightweights are losing to featherweights but are giving Islam shit for beating featherweights
>>142330350THE hapael aceler beast of a grappler b
you have a choice goyim
The UFC lightweight division is dire
>>142330417i've already made my choice
>>142330440kek
>>142330417Fuck off
Why does this short circuit the musloid?
Could really heem an ice-cream rn
Bro why don’t you just watch k-1 with all your IRL friends? You have friends right?
Make your own Kickboxing thread you Welsh faggot.
I don't much like that Israel guy if I'm being honest
>>142330606اُلو کا پٹھا
Chew really tink I'm afraid of chew man? Are you crezy in yo ‘ead man?Chew'll see satoordey if Im scared of you!
Kay wun :)
Heeem
>>142330771She did indeed
>>142330825Looks like a work to me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r1j7-FaJDws
>>142330924ahhhh I miss Newgrounds
He's going to be back better than ever, you'll see
>>142329817Had this old syrian dude I worked for pull this on me at his cookout. Not a peach b
>>142330303>get up young man i wanna test that succ out on ya meng
>>142328030Fuck Dana
>>142331222What did you do?
Joey B better hope Olivi doesn't start hanging with the Lafeyete Legend. Syrian men at barbecues will elated.
>>142329957
My only depiction of Louisiana is from Hitman Blood Money in that mission where they run around martigras in bird costumes
>>142331575Nice
>>142331195He's finished
Alex vs Jiri 2 was AI generated Look into it
We all want Darryl Verdonk to win the K-1 World Max, right?His win against Wajima in the first round of the tournament was a masterclass.>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HLdu9uFYZ3o
It's shocking how shit Jiri is considering 95% of footage of him is during training and gay ritualism
Haven't taken a Smiff all day
>>142331774It's crazy seeing him in normal fitting Jeans, looks unrecognisable. He must feel like an actual man now. Funny how fashion controls peoples minds, will he go back to skinny jeans if they come into fashion again.
>>142332080Again? You serious? I actually can't take this
Ankalaev bros...https://youtube.com/shorts/ph8fJcpMgrc?si=LVjf3kBpSYc0a_VW
>>142332123So this is the level of K1...
OH BABY YOU! YOU GOT WHAT I NEEEEEED!
>>142332128It's a new development usually there is nothing to report
its verDONK time, feel me?
>>142332146
herb dean can do this within a single second btw
Jon xisters…BBL whitey said we were still no.1, how can this be happening?!?!?!
>>142332478Kill yourself
>>142332481>Dana: "Jon Jones is the PFP #1, no discussion!">UFC immediately ranks Pereira higher than Jonlol
>>142332481Digitally alerted image fake news JBJ is the GLHWOAT and P4P number 1 fighter on the planet.
>>142332697P4P is unironically decided by random people in huts in brazil, the UFC has no influence on it
THIS IS HOW LEGENDS ARE MADE
>>142331723Deepest lore
There were murmurs yesterday of a webm of Prolific that sounded interesting
>>142332910Talmbout Lore?
Shit card desu
>>142331774BBL Gooby
>>142332951Who would win in the octagon, Data or Lore?
Heard khabib is a toilet in Dubai
>>142332735Jon isn’t going to fuck you mr cloz
Chiesa is a fucking dead man
Conor just give Artem a couple mill you greedy fucking drunken mick potato head
please make the ankalaev matchup just to shut up these retards that have no idea what they're talking about
>>142333275That's simply too much poverty born ugliness in one fight, not gonna happen.Reyes vs periredit is what the people want
>>142333275They're probably trying to, but Ank only wants to fight in the UAE so the Sheikhs can hook him up with some designer steroids
>>142333183Thinking about gay sex between men again raj? Hurry up with the poppadoms
Pereira will murder shartkalaev in front of all the sheiks in schaubu schaubi
>>142333275ankalaev beats him if he wasnt so terrified by pereiras striking
>>142333333Checked
>>142333275Talmbout poatards?
>>142333127Habibi toilet
>>142333333Wasted
https://voca.ro/181Kw8nuEsHe
>>142333333FOR ME I NEED THE SMIFF - PEREIRA FIGHT
jonespoofters… how could gayna let this happen to us?
>>142333498Smiff would shoot a bad take down and die to a flying knee 5 second into the fight, and then he would cope about Pereira getting lucky
Pereira and Ankalaev fighting is haram as both are Muslim.
Ankalaev will make Pereddit his toilet in Abu schaubi
>>142333507Alex moved up in weight, something a brazza would NEVER do, and absolutely dominates the division. Islam heems a 5'5" manlet that rolled off the couch to fight him on two week notice and is p4p #1? If I only had to fight guys half my size, I'd be a MMA fighter too.
>>142333641>absolutely dominatesFights one guy twice? Peach of an accomplishment
>>142333641Chama!
NATE THE TRAIN IN THE UFC BABY
jrii is only 31. imagine if he keeps at it. he can have a crazy run from 33-37
>>142333641Islam beat Charles when Charles was P4P #3 and beat Volk when Volk was P4P #1 and P4P #2 Jiri and Jamahal were good wins but not ranked on the P4P, and Pereira lost to Israel just last yearPereira does have a good argument though
>>142333538AND ALL WOULD BE RIGHT IN THE WORLD
>>142333641Holy frickin heck he beat community college boxer Jamaal and THE heckin Slav samurai jireddit?
Charles Olivera is one of the worst wins you can have on your record
>>142333826You fags were calling him the GOAT before Islam humiliated him
>>142333871And?
>>142333871Jordanbro you moved to the UK?
>>142333871no, that was just redditors
>alex moved up in weight *got heemed out of the division
>>142332199No, we don't want to hear from with with anything related at all. Id love to give you a hard slap in the face, this is beyond even /b/ spam, I don't know how they resist banning you
>>142333507>heemed>heemed dead>never hurt
janny ass nigga
pereira doesn't go life and death with flushed old featherweights
>>142334010People have been posting about Schaub in the Till long before I washed up on these shores, take it easy bucko
>>142333955At least you admit it
>>142332435This is getting fucking interesting, an Animal like Uncle is the kind of guy who could possibly get the job done. I hate to sound like Rogan but we've seen Alex be the Hammer man times but never the Nail
>>142334066No he goes life and death with Bruno silva instead LMAO
>I'm gonna break stone brazzaSOON
>I'm gonna get my big ass nose brokenSOON
>we've seen Alex be the Hammer man times but never the Nail
Peredditors trying to discredit Islam by calling him a weight bully is so funny when they boy the biggest weight bully in MMA history
>>142334203>inbred take
>>142334075And I hate them too, you're a repeat offender though and you literally talk about what you're actually doing so it's real which is way more disgusting, they just say that stuff to be dumb
>>142334235>tf >tp
>>142334244>you literally talk about what you're actually doingYou aren't the sharpest elbow in the drawer are you. Hurry up with the poppadoms
>>142334290ummm?
prime chael p pieces up poohand
>>142334203
Belal will weem Leon
BECOME Joe Pyfer
>>142333507Where does Leon fit into this if he beats Belal convincingly?
>>142333507Great move to push a jones periera fight. Same age too. Gay boy jonny has so excuses
HARAM
>>142334203Pereria isn't a weight bully at 205. Islam is a weight bully. Let's see him fight one guy his own size.
The K-1 posting will not stop.
>>142334381You're the one who's idea or humour is poo jokes, I wouldn't question anyone's whitt haha.Now fuck off
the pakistani is in a tail spin because of till jokes and K-1 posting kek
I am officially turning against Poatan. He has become too popular and too confident. My support for his cause is over. I will, however, cheer for him against Ankalaev, should that fight happen, owing to my prejudices against Ankalaev. I will also cheer for him at heavyweight. But other than that, I simply will not cheer for him. And I say with confidence that prime DC would ragdoll Alex Pereira.
>>142328199This is unbelievable. He touches people and they fucking fly. It is like he is made of mahogany. This is one of the scariest human beings that exists.
Prime Rumble ZEEMS Poohand
it livehttps://youtu.be/vyghwx29H14
>>142334713Smiffing on the Jiri and you can't stop me
>>142329992She mogged the ugly pussied and assed slut.
im gonna slop out a huge ISLAM in the MUSLIM SALIKOV
don't joke about Smiff like that
>This is unbelievable. He touches people and they fucking fly. It is like he is made of mahogany. This is one of the scariest human beings that exists.
I enjoy posting on heem but inshallah I have to do some heavy praying for the kaffir posters in here
The top two pound for pound ranked fighters are of the Ummah.
>>142335218
islam beats poohand and jon beats islam but hey the rankings are the rankings
>he threw the right
Dana doesnt want to send Poatan up to HW to fight JBJ because JBJ will do him just like he did G*ne.
Reyes ends the periredit meme and easy
Why hasn't the aussie SOONposter done one for Leon's next fight yet?
You now remember Shambat Rakhsmunov, or whatever his name was.
Putin said he will put khabib in a Siberian prison for his crimes
Leon and belal are nobodies
>the next two weeks of ufc events have no posters and aren't being promoted anywhere
Serious heeming occurred in India just now
>>142335738not the friggin posterinos
Did any of you watch this? I was sick yesterday and watched the whole thing.
>>142335756
>>142335808Is it a load of Smiff
>>142335886Does that mean it was good?
>>142335738thats because theres no ufc event for 2 weeks
>>142335930Depends what you mean by good
>>142335930My cock hurts
>>142333507Homo vs Pooreddit is the fight to make, it's win-winEither jon gets beemed stiff or pooreddit gets exposed as a matchup babby by a wrestler
>>142336018Better than bad
>>142336037Cute little fashion accessories ya poofter
>>142335037That’s a weird pairing >>142335808Not yet. Wanted to after Aljo but it wasn’t available but now it seemingly is. Thanks for the heeminder.
Ari leaked the footage to glover per ariel helwani
>>142335037Conor owns nick's little bro
>>142335738It's a holiday week loser people are out at the lake having sex
>>142336301Like me with your mom
>>142335756music to my ears b
>>142335756Shotguns are so badass
>>142336086It doesn't mean that then no
TFW no Walmart QT GF
>>142331774
>>142336620buy an ad
Who's the most washed fighter still holding on to a top 5 ranking? Jan? Colby? Dustin???
>>142336831that's brazy if jan and colb are ranked top 5
>>142336831Alexander Volkanovski
>>142336831colbitch cannington
say what you want about mma jewru but at least he doesn't play video games
>>142336981only because its too much physical activity
>>142335756How does shit like this even happen? Was there a terrorist attack they were fleeing or something?
Colbussy is the most embarrassing flop ever, I haven't forgot how many of you picked him against usman and leon
>>142335067The most boring people in Europe, no wonder why you have to resort to such sad attempt at humour. Most boring in Europe = most boring in the World, let that sink in.
>>142337131you can't blame us he mentally dominated them in the build ups to the fights
>>142337194Post hand and deliver poppadoms already you smelly little wonk nose
>>142336891this
>>142337268>s-seventh layer of hair
Name a more decisive fighter.Protip: you can't
LEAVE MY FAMILY ALONE
ARNOLD ALLEN WON THAT FUCKING SHIT
>>142337434
>>142337402OHHHH HE SCORED ANOTHER !0 POINTS HES GONNA DECISION HIM STOP THE FIGHT STOP THE FIGHT
Anthoyn Smiffyboi Smiff is toufh as nails bro. Evidence: he gets beat up a lot.
Poophand is FUCKED
OHHH I'M FLACCID
shitloev got saved by the bell twice
OOOOOOHHHHHH A SHITTY FAILED SUBMISSION GIVE SHARTLES 2.0 HIS HECKIN BELTERINO
>Holiday weekend >You're talking about MMGay instead of going out and having fun with your wife and kids
>>142338020Stop summoning pakileaf
>>142337334I can post my hand, not sure why you're obsessed with indians. Being a paki, that's all you've got on me, I easily win then. Can you prove you have an adult mind though? Let's do this challenge
>diego lopoo gassed out against a 10 min notice bantamweight just how bad is he?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6AQIamsJnyMsurely he is also going to work on his defense and maybe start to implement some more wrestling right? now way he's just going to lock himself in a dark shed, hit a wood plank and call that evolving
>>142337579Pretty disrespectful having Anthony fight Dolidze, he should have got a number 3 guy minimum, and the fact that he beat him is almost sacrilegious, I hope Dolidze apologised
>>142338348Everybody is bad
>>142338348Dan Ige is the 165lb goat
name one good ufc fighterill wait
>>142338495Click your stupid link, GymShark advert comes up, now I frothing at the Mouth have to spend an hour looking for pictures of women with nice Asses. I just wanted to have a relaxed evening. Fuck you
>>142338300The poppadoms... I'm waiting
>>142338732Tom Aspinall
>>142338732James Vick
>>142338348>diego lopoo gassed out in a fight he took on 13 days noticewow. amazing
>>142338064its only a holiday weekend if the holiday is on the weekend
>>142338656You're telling me the guy who had a 2 week fight camp and had to cut weight gassed faster than the guy who had a 3 month fight camp and didn't cut weight???
>>142338732Khalil Ibn Rountree Jr.
>>142338732Ilia Topuria. Don't @me
>>142338732
>>142338803Why are you waiting for those? I don't touch them, I don't eat Indian Food full stop. Must be part of your Excrement fixation. It's all coming out hahah
>>142338785>now I frothing at the Mouth have to spend an hour looking for pictures of women with nice Asses.if you're not indian in race you are in spirit and intellect jesus fucking christ
>>142338732Charles Put Da Gunz Down Jive Turkey Taylor
>>142338785dont be a slave to your vices, //STOP GOONING\\ /HERE\ /NOW\
>>142338934Chop chop Rajesh you're late again, next time I'm just calling Makwan
>>142338819against a guy on 1 hour notice
>>142338064All women are whores, why would I waste my qi on them?
>>142338064>wife No thanks gramps.
>>142339036Ige had a full training camp and was supposed to fight Erosa
>>142339123Does that include your mom?
>>142339200>short notice fight weeks earlier with no specific prep>he had a FULL training camp just how retarded are lopescels?
>>142339036>take fight on 13 days notice>cardio isn't greatvs>guy training for a fight 2 weeks later takes fight on 4 hour notice>cardio is decentwhat's it like to not be able to think critically?
>>142339244Especially, she brought me into this hellscape
>>142338876I guess he exerted himself too much going mad. Even if just doesn't have good cardio naturally it still wouldn't make him bad anyway. Why is everyone bad to you guys? Since 23 years of age Jon hasn't fought anyone good, just sounds dumb. we know who's bad (everyone) how about we try and figure out who's good, that would be more interesting, maybe only Pereira? I'd love to know
Welterweight has an insane amount of "hey there's that guy thats been in the ufc a while but I cant remember any of their fights" fighters: Tim Means, Alex Morono, Phil Rowe, Chaos Williams, Jeremiah Wells, Matthew Semelsberger, Jake Matthews, Stephen Thompson, Charlston Harris, Court Mcgee, Matt Brown, Niko Price
>>142339341>takes fight on 4 hour noticeso not a full training camp then?
Gregor Gillespie is 2 fights away from the title
>>142339433do not know how fight conditioning works?
>>142338906
if they were good they wouldn't be fighting for peanuts in mma
>>142339200he also didn't have to cut any weight and was as relaxed as one can possibly be knowing he has nothing to lose since he's saving the card. probably got paid a lot more than he usually does without having to care about the win bonus, zero pressure
>>142339311>short notice fight weeks earlier with no specific prepIge had been in training camp for months before he got a call
>>142339006Thanks man, I only just started watching porn in the last month, the porn isn't the problem, I'd just spend the hour intensely thinking about filth and looking up escorts, scrolling dating apps simultaneously
*solves MMA*https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UfP7bD8JhqE
>>142338814poatan heems him
evloev beats lopes again 30-27
please stop engaging with the pakibong
>>142339027This is getting bad, who's laughing? This guy eats food made by loo hands kek
>>142338927Quintessentially North American
>>142339483I accept your concession.
>>142339638quintessentially a beast. europe could never
>>142339512>the fight was on short notice and he wasn't preparing for lopes I know
>make a retarded post>defend retarded post with even more retardation in devolving logic>I accept your concessionyeah, that makes sense
Periredit needs to go back to kick boxing with his boring ass counter style
in conclusion evloev stinks
>>142339540
>>142339638Marcus is based and runs the best MMA related cooking show on Youtube
They used to be friends
Wait wait waitIf Lopes is badHow fucking bad is Evloev???
Lopes wonArnold wonErceg wonReyes won
>>142339775evloev's pretty good but it's certainly not because he crushed some brazilian can
>>142339580Why are you guys obsessed with indians, I really don't get the appeal, I try not to ever think of them. Be careful you're going to manifest them as your power of visualisation and attraction is on a superior level to anything I've ever encountered or ever heard of. I worried for you when you get older and develop Dementia, you're going to even imagine your Children as Pakis and call them by those weird names when you see them
>>14233977530-26
>>142339766Agreed, I loved the episode where he dusts off a fat spliff in the garden and proceeds to drive his children around with him all day
>>142339833That guy is obsessed with pakis because hes indian
>>142339848That was actually part of the Day in the Life series and NOT part of the Munchies with Marcus canon
ultimate can championship
>>142339540>>142339760cant wait until this chud gets exposed
>>142339766Food Truck Diaries is probably still number 1 for me
pakis and indians are the same thing
>>142339848He's just like me
>a look see do fighter
>a look see bo fighter
>>142339987It's an industry leader in the eat and talg genre but Schaub doesn't cook a fucking thing. NOT a cooking show
>>142340065He looks for the homeless men, and when he sees them he does them.
YA'LLFINNAGETZEEM
>>142340099I could've sworn he cooked some food and delivered it out of the back of his whip for PFL superstar Francis Ngannou?
>>142331575That response time is insane.
>Alex beats the same guy in the same way twice in 4 months and that makes him move up two spots in pound for pound rankings
>>142339900Nowww it makes sense, he needs some ethnic representation in this white place
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM
>>142340344where the fuck are the updated rankings, they still haven't changed them for the saudi card result
>>142340447
>>142340447Chandler vs RDA for the saltiest about not getting to fight Conor belt
>>142340455People are tweeting new pound for pound rankings but I don't give a care to find the source. The rankings on ufc's own website always take forever to update.
>>142340145I'll take your word for it. But the fact remains, Schaub's affable charm and great people skills are the main attraction of Food Truck Diaries not the process of cooking
>>142340447Unexpected savagery from RDA. Think he wants to fight Chandler and use it as an appeal for a Conor fight.
Islam is just going to fight Gamrot or rematch Charles Any chance Chandler had was thrown out the window when he made that tweet
>>142338819>13 days noticeThis is such bullhit. You should always be in shape to step in a fight right from a couch, like oldschool fighters did. Pereira and Jiri are like that, Aspinal heemed Pav in seconds. You shouldn't fucking be gassed at all. Bunch of lazy fags
>ganecels think there's a remote possibility he will ever be the undisputed champ
>>142340717Why won't Arman make an anti bullying video
>>142338819Lopes had his best performance coming in on short notice
>>142340886Why would you willingly do a humiliation ritual
>>142340344he didnt really beat him the first time
>>142340447Cuckler is getting cooked by everyone he needs to stay off xitter lmao
>>142340938for a titl' sho'
chama
>>142340842>fighters should also take their little pay and be fully trained and ready for a fight at all timesthis is barely a professional sport. the majority of UFC fighters aren't even full time fighters. they have jobs outside of the UFC. they cannot afford to just train all the time. besides that, its not even healthy for a fighter to be nearing peak year round. it would run the body into the ground in less than a few years. you know nothing of this sport and should refrain from commenting on it further
>>142340842>You should always be in shape to step in a fight right from a couchYou never know what could be happening in a fighter's life at any given moment>like oldschool fighters didOldshool boxers were literal bums crawling out of bars to get paid pennies fighting other bums, boomers grossly overrate them because their parents told them they were GOATs. Oldschool MMA fighters are no different from the ones we had today>Pereira and Jiri are like that, Aspinal heemed Pav in seconds.Both those fights ended within 2 rounds, we have no idea how good their condition actually was>You shouldn't fucking be gassed at all.Easier said than done, especially when you cut weight and the other guy didn't. I don't know why it's so hard for people to understand how weight cutting works
Anti-bullying has become bullying. It's super gay.
Gane = Cane
Gane = Gone
Chandler=power slap ambassador Dos anjes or whatever= literally who
Rogan should take Chandler under his wing as an apprentice of sorts.
>>142341233He should take him out to the wood shed and spinning back kick his head
Not one man, not ONE MAN has what it takes to defeat Justin Gaethje.
Conor should fight Colby. Zero chance of being finished and will be competitive due to Conor's cardio issues.
Not one man, not ONE MAN has what it takes to defeat Tony Ferguson.
>>142341261Why should he do such a thing?
"Conor" McGregor Gillespe
Besides Eddie Alvarez, Dustin Poirier, Khabib Nurmagomedov, and Max Holloway
>>142341363Thongpoon
>>142341363Um 8 people recently did it
>>142341387What's this? A list of fighters Gooby has beaten?
Where's the insane bong?
>>142333507>p4p is who is the best regardless of class>Alex has been the best in two classes in record time>Jones is the goat of Alex's current class and won (dive) the title in the class above>Islam farming the featherweight champ through gifted decision and short notice all while cheateing to make weight because he should be at ww is above bothyou have to be brown or one of those bleeding heart faggots to defend this shit, no other way around it
>>142341493Right here, right here. The real worst poster at 350lbs right here!
>>142341502Islam beat charles who was P4P #3 and on a massive winstreak, Volkanovski who was P4P #1 and on a massive winstreak, and then beat Volkanovski again when Volkanovski was P4P#2. He also beat Dustin Poireir, one of the most accomplished UFC fighters ever, is on the longest active winstreak in the UFC, and is one fight away from breaking his division's title defense recordYou'd have to be horribly biased to not understand why he's ranked so highly
>>142341502Counterpoints >islam beat 2 pro fighters >alex beat LHW bums while still being a weight bully >italians are brown Thoughts?
>>142341724*2 pfp fighters
Alex isn't a top 25 MMA p4p fighter, he just fights at bums division.Jon remains the only fighter above 170 that should be in the top 10.
Du Plessis and Adesanya are both gaylords. There, I said it.
jones is a can crusher like anderson silva
du plessis vs adesanya is going to be 5 rounds of kissing and dry humping
special rule: first one to cum loses
>>142341493How's noah? How's noah?
>>142341493talmbout incelbong? yeah he exposed himself as fraud during 303. shant be seeing any more of him any time soon
The Volk fights honestly make Islam's argument for P4P way worse because he went life and death with a guy who is much smaller than him and who he had every physical advantage against, then he beat a version of the same guy who didn't get to train, had just had surgery on extreme short notice.He should only be number one if he goes up to WW and beats Leon.
>>142342057Volk was the consensus best fighter in the world before Islam flushed him
dana said jon jones is #1BONES is #1simple as
>K1
Jones fucking sucks. His boomer era fighting style couldn't keep up with today's LHWs. He would get smoked by jiri, jan, and alex. He barely beat a bum like santos. Aspinall would murder him.
>>142342057As defined by Brendan Schaub, the UFC pound for pound rankings are based on this simple conundrum. "If you place all these guys in one room, who walks out alive?". Surely Islam beating volk TWICE does nothing but bolster his status as the baddest man in the room?
>>142342057Volk is obviously a better p4p fighter than Islam, who only got the spot because it felt odd to have a fighter who recently won twice against one guy being ranked bellow him, despite the circumstence.I'll say that compairing their respective last fight, Max is also a better p4p fighter than Islam.
Prime santos decapitates jireddit
>>142342057>with a guy who is much smaller than him and who he had every physical advantage againstVolk blows up to the high 160s low 170s after a weightcut, as a featherweight. He used to fight as a welterweight. He's actually a massive cutbaby and nobody calls him out on it because he's short, he's basically DC if DC cut to middleweight.Also Islam won that fight 4 rounds to 1
When slamDADDY subs peon in 2 rounds no one will question his #1 p4p status
>>142341724>>italians are brownnot enough apparentley >>142342057>>142342362to add to that they memoryholed hard the fact that despite Islam "winning" the first fight he didn't surpass Volk on the ranking
Real ranking1. Volk (had a bad night against Ilia, wins the rematch)2. Max3. Islam4. Ilia5. Suga6. Arman7. Charles8. Merab9. Aljo10. Cory11. Yan12. Leon13. Garth14. Pantoja15. Aspinal
If we want to nit pick, Volk was gofted a decision against Max twice, beat up old man TKZ, and went life or death with Ortega. If you apply scrutiny, his only good title wins were against Max in the third fight and Yarear. Everything else were contested decisions, mismatches, and a fight he almost lost like 3 times
Conor needs to salvage what little bit of ego he has left after how The Diamond humiliated him unlike any man has experienced I hope he never fights again
>>142342685His last victory against Max is the best win in MMA history tho
>yeah so what my favorite lost badly 2 times in a row, he's still the best because... BECAUSE HE JUST IS
>>142342685No way you actually think max won the first fight
>>142342522Dana would have beat the shit out of Tito in a boxing match witch is why he ducked
The biggest what if in MMA history
>>142342685
Kinds cringe that as soon as daner lost the weight he started hanging out with a bunch of zoomer youtubers. This doo know he's 60 right?
>>142342685>Volk was gofted a decision against Max twiceif you're a retard that drinks the koolaid>>142342685>beat up old man TKZcleaned the division, there was no one else>>142342685>and went life or death with Ortegahe 50-44'd him hard and the round where he went "life and death" with the two sub attempt ended with him planting Ortega's skull into the canvas and Herb giving him more than enough time to recover and stand up to not stop the fightgiven the current state of the internet there's a good chance you're a mexican phoneposting which would explain the extremely low IQ takes
>>142342859He would have heemed jones
>>142340447RDA is fucking everyone up. He calling back conor's tweet about putting ice in his broken foot was good too.RDA is still my boy
>>142342872>noo you cant just have a mid life crysis, lose weight, get on gear, try to recreate the success of UFC with powerflap, and make new cool friendsgrow up man
It's no use arguing with Volk fans, they don't actually watch the fights. I remember when they were acting like Topuria was a nobody bum Volk would walk through
>>142342932It would've been a tight match up. People forget that Schaub >Achieved the first Darce choke submission at HW>Bounced Cro Cops head off of the canvas>Came within a whisker of impregnating Ronda Rousey>Has the most JRE appearances in historyAnyone claiming jones would smoke Schaub is a casual
Reminder that spineless little faggot max threw spinning shit with 2 seconds left in the first round Dishonorable cross eyed pussy
poolk fans when he loses for the 3rd time in a row>he should still be the no.1 p4p because he won ONE round against slamdaddy
>>142343081What rounds did you give max in the first volk fight? No deflecting about ilia or moving the goalposts.
>>142343136He also got robbed against second prime Andre Arlovski, the same Arlovski who got robbed against Buday at his most flushed.
>>142343180drilling cheesy shit is literally the best counter to actual fighters. goobys left hand on aldo, max spin kick to the schnoz, pereira switch kick to jiri dome.
Day 5 since noticing the lump on my testicle. What the fuck do I do? No insurance so I have to pay out of pocket. Is the hospital the only place that will let you do that? I'm really not trying to get a $5k+ bill and end up living under a bridge. This is fucked meng. I'm on a worse skid than Tony right now.
No update on the Prolific webm?
>>142343332Life's a beach and then you drown
>>142343332Should of voted for bernie
>>142343332cut it off
colbased won the second usman fight
>5k for a doctor to fiddle your ballsack
>>142343332America really is baffling
>>142343332literally just don't pay
>>142343685Yeah and it will probably be a dude.
That dumb fucking retard shit for brains said 7th layer of hair fucking dropped and never my boy
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>>142343354We went through this yesterday, what more is there to know about it, I tried to be as helpful as I could
>>142342057Cazzies forget these smaller details. That's why short-notice fights are terrible for most fighters' careers -- especially when they've got a big name already. Volk's a fewl. Should've retired after going life and death with Islam the first time.
>>142342859Dana instigated the Reebok deal specifically to avoid this
>>142343332Come to brazil, use SUS (public hospitals) and then breed our women with your white seed.SUS doctors often fucks up, so you might end up dickless. I wish you well.
>>142334963and jiri has a decent chin and great recoverybut every time alex threw a hook it was like he dropped a nuclear bomb lmao
>>142343332Haha lumpy balls.
>>142343939Dana was just salty that Schaub was pulling insane sponsorship numbers and was fucking his ex sidepiece. Dana's a cunt
Has /heem/ ever put hands on a woman?
>>142343332Imagine not having free public healthcare. Is America a 3rd world shithole?
Gotta be honest, this generation of fighters is shit compared to the olden golden days of Conor Mcgregor and Stephen "Wonderboy" Thompson.
>>142343332Get a job loser
>>142344270
>>142344299> t. insurance provider
Zeem me up!Zeem me up inside!Can't zeem up!Zeem me up inside!ZEEM ME!!!!!!!!!
>>142344335All flushed bums.
>>142344210yeah man especially on there boobies
>>142344342If you had a full time job you'd have insurance too instead of begging Bernie and the taxpayer to save you, commie scum
>>142343332If you don't have medical insurance, you can just default on your medical bill. The hospital will sell your debt to a collection agency, and you can then haggle with that collection agency and usually end up paying a fraction of the original amount. There are video tutorials and shit about this online. My friend got testicular cancer, and he had one removed as fast as they could do it. Probably saved his life. Godspeed, anon.
literally whoooooooo?
women are stronger than men
>>142344527>you WILL send money to Israel to receive your human right of medical care
>>142344577>tybura vs spivacone of the most important fights in ufc history
>>142343332I have had one since a kid because I grew up in the "nut tap" era and got punched in my balls so many times, wouldn't sweat it
>>142344679Stop being antisemitic
>>142343858Someone posting it would be appreciated
>>142344335How the fuck did Hooker make featherweight
"Consheev. Besheev. Asheev."- Sheev
>>142345063https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Weight_cutting
>>142345063Taking mad large craps
>>142344626That's crazy. The Rock, who is 300lbs of pure muscle, sometimes lost fights to HHH (i.e. Triple H). Yet Ronda STARCHES him.
>>142344926Not once did you ask for it. She does do much anyway in case you're expecting an Andrade or vanzant like performance, the best thing that happens is when whoever is filming gets a back shit of her she realises and pull the underwear out of her Ass cheeks with her finder and runs it along downwards to peel it all out and looks back for a sec. That's literally the peak.
I don't think you people give Sheev the respect he deserves. For fucks sake.
>>142345224who u talmbout
>>142345254talmbout Valentina Sheevchanko b?
>>142345388You guys are killing me today, he just said who. Das gut?
>>142345441talmbout about the emperor
>>142345441Fuck off you Soca listening wanker
Make new
if you deconstruct charmin ultrayou getchama + mk ultrajiri warned us
>>142345441Exactly, my man.
>>142345460I'm sorry, I don't understand
I have things to say but not in an dead thread. Please make it.
why doesnt the ufc test for shamanic magicits worse than steroidspereira should be banned
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>>142343332Apply for Medicaid, apply for charity. If you aren't approved then you can afford it so pay. Many places offer interest free payment plans. >t. Healthcare business fag
