/heem/
What's the appeal of kickboxing over muay thai?
Yeah I'm a jacked Taiwanese boy whatup
>>142346294>>142346321We don't watch that crap here.
Shit thread
>>142346321For me specifically K-1 its the one night tournament system
>>142346376Martial Arts? We watch Martial Arts here.
>I'm gonna break stone brazzaSOON
shit thread
THIS EXPOSED MMA
How long are we gonna let spammy get away with this shit?
I will watch the K-1 event saturday. I was not aware of it prior to the Welshman posting. I am thankful he posts about K-1. Unlike the faggot Englishman who posts literal poo all day. Respectfully.
The K-1 posting will continue.
>>142346321kickboxing doesnt have neck sniffing
*enters the thread*https://youtube.com/shorts/nz4jfreWPpw?si=RDvTDe_gpH1Rh0JO
>>142346365I'll have the teriyaki chicken, make it extra crispy, 2 California rolls, the egg spicy noodle ramen with extra egg no cheese, an extra order of rice and 3 large jars of orchata pls.
>K-1
>>142346321Muay thai too slow to allow for gambling scams, not enough heems.
>kills the UFC
If you like K-1 you're in for a treat this entire thread.
>>142346294*/keem/
>>142346474>>142346777do us a favor and put your name on
I'm a jacked pakistani boy ہو رہا ہکیا
>>142346972they never shoulda gave bongs money
Okay I guess
Sup Aaron!
>>142347102keep it on
>>142346321We don’t watch either
Mmkay
>We don’t watch either
Chama!
So I was just outside and thought to myself that I wanted to see a blue Jay and behold 3 appeared in all there majestic beauty I am cracking the code muahahaha
>>142347733Don't do that!!
>>142347733>t.
The Guardian of GazaThe Aegis of Al-AqsaThe Liberator of the LevantThe Warrior of the West BankThe Captain of Al-QudsThe Hero of HebronThe Redeemer of RamallahThe Terror of Tel-AvivThe Judgement of JudeaThe Scourge of SamariaThe Lion of Palestine
>>142347647Based aquiline nose chad not watching crap
sure thing abdul
Belel should be cut
Don't redeem the manifestation!!
ironically belals career mirrors leons
Lion should be cut
>>142347872*heems peon*
>>142347941
I mannie fresh'd this
Who is the best?
>>142348084Can you imagine how furious and offended he'd be. He'd send Dana and A4 sized SMS
Belal Muhammad sucks...
>>142348534That's just racist
>>142348479Kek
>>142347941>>142348084I agree, do Shavkat and JDM for the belt and pick it up from there
>>142347941>Belel should be cut
Jerry Prolapsa
Poopooska
>>142348529
>>142348701>Belal Muhammad sucks...
>>142349480
>>142349641I look like like this and think Islam shouldn’t be Pfp no.1
>>142349641Honey... he took a one armed 40 year old lightweight to decision
How the ufc have kept McGregors foriners Gangrene under wraps I'll never know
>>142350255Shart Smell, what a fucking fighter
Diamondbros we finally hit it! (Retroactively)
>>142350336ALL HAIL THE ONE TRUE QUEEN, KAREN ALEXA GRASSO MONTES, THE FIRST OF HER NAME, FOOT QUEEN OF THE UFC AND LADY OF /HEEM/
>>142346863Pidor Aerts
The most evil man in the ufc is not who you think it is
Poatan carries himself very well in interviews
>>142350255kwab
>>142346972What a smug faggot. Blaydes will heem him in front of home crowd
>>142350979alex with his satanic black magic
anyone else just find out muay thai and kickboxing are different things
>>142351242I don't wanna see this
I hit three bong hits, drink 8 beers and gamble - jon anik
>>142351242:(
>>142351135>seething
>>142351476Volkov wins the rematch
>>142351242>Chama>ACK
Im playing TF2 with all my guns named heem whatup
>>142351507The rematch with blaydes after Aspinall heels him? I agree
jiri is fine you goofies
how are the betting odds for smiff vs jiri going to look
>>142351476Tell me Aspie not a smug cunt
>Not so fast, bitch
Jamahal catching Alex's arrow I'd p4p the gayest thing I've ever seen
For me it was seeing Jeff Molina workin that doos meng
>>142351649>I need to evolve or never fight again>*Goes back to do the exact same thing as always*
>>142352179except his hands are up now more than ever
>>142351965>HAIYAA
>>142352222KWAB
>>142352216:O Pereira bros.....we might lose the fourth match.
>early stoppage>heemed stiff>razor thin decision>short notice opponent>black shitter>short notice opponent
>>142351989OHHHHHH
>>142352265
>put me in, coach!
>>142352300damn, that is one cold nigga
>>142352330I look like this but brown.
>>142352300How cool is that!
>>142352300LHW is a very Reddit division
mixed martial artists are the least skilled and arent elite athletes, thats why poaton (elite kickboxer) comes in at 40 and wins all the belts in like a month
>>142352537not true
>>142352300Cringe. He was self heemed by embarrassment before the match started.
Islam = Good JonArman = Evil DC
>>142352537How many elite wrestlers has Pereddit fought?
>>142352537Yeah, pereira is a elite kickboxer that fought in elite kickboxing promotion Glory championship.
>How many elite wrestlers has Pereddit fought?I dont reply to you
>>142352600Name an elite wrestler at mw or lhw.
>>142352666Still lonely bro?
Concession accepted.
>>142352696Bo nickal, khamzat chimaev, Ankalaev (arguably not elite and pereddit is still ducking)
>>142352537It’s true, 99% of MMA fighters are terrible skill wise but their mental and physical toughness is much higher than other athletes. MMA is mostly psychological, believe you will not be heemed and you won’t be heemed.
>>142352703Not lonely enough to watch k1.
Going forward /heem/ is a kickboxing thread in honour of the greatest ufc champion ever (pundits words) Kickboxer Alex Pereira.
>>142352741Bo and khamzat entered the mw scene after Pereira left for lhw, ankleACKev wanted Pereira to wait 8 months to fight him.
Other kickboxers are coming over and they can't do what Pereira is doingCaesar Almeida is a genuine world class kickboxer, world champion level, he got wrestlefucked by Kopylov of all peopleOvereem honestly had more kickboxing accolades to his name than Alex does, couldn't make it to the beltCro Cop came fom the golden era of K1 and he could only beat up cansThat far heavyweight who almost got wrestlefucked by a football player? He went 1v1 with Rico and was competitive Rodtang is one of the best muay thai fighters in the world and he got annihilated in under minute vs DJWhat about that Turkish Kickboxer Roundtree beat up on, a genuine world class kickboxer that was ranked P4PPeople just aren't willing to admit that Alex is actually just good at MMA, he's a decent defensive grappler and he's adjusted his style really well to work with the cage and to combat takedowns
>>142352790You are unable to find joy in things because of your loneliness, thats depression, pancho
Pereira evolved past his cringe phase.
>>142352844>Other kickboxers are coming over and they can't do what Pereira is doing.
>>142352537How come more kickboxers don't have success in mma? It's pretty much just Pereira, Cro Cop, and Izzy at the top
>>142352595But Arman is going to win
>>142352844Good post.
>>142352300zesty
>>142352844alex hasnt even really fought a grappler. He has been given strikers to feast on. Izzy 2x, sean strickland, jiri 2x, jamal hill, the polish guy. None of these guys are grappling based. Its all marketing, he would get raped by the first grappler he fought
>>142352891>Cro Cop
>>142352883Israel never really accomplished anything in kickboxing though
>>142352856I am unable to find joy in crap because is crap.
>>142352741all bums
wow such elite
fatboy is right>https://x.com/t_homie3/status/1807748340051821009
Is pereira really a mooslim or did he just get goaded into it because he’s low IQ and they’re very manipulative
>>142352883>Post an example of someone that can't do what Pereira does.
this is really why
>>142352891Overreliance on pillowgloves for defense.
>>142351711Smiff is getting a tiul sho for being a company man
>>142352844>cro cop could only beat up canshe beat barnett multiple times and won pride openweight GP. He was an actual mma fighter and grapplefucking him wasn't usually how he got beat.
middleredditlight heavyredditfeathereddit
>>142352935He beat pereddit twice
ultimate reddit championship
mma isn't elite
Does Wales get paid to promote K1?
Izzy left Pereddit stiff
>>142352928Jan is a better grappler than what most of them have faced. Like Israel couldn't do shit about his wrestling You put Almeida or the fat heavyweight in with Jan, they won't survive the round 1 Pereira did. Neither would Cro Cop, neither would OvereemAlex really isn't that bad on the ground, he's improved a lot from that third Izzy fight
K-1, you say?
>>142352179Yeah bro honestly double punching a stationary woodpost might be comforting after getting shadow realmd but it's time to stop the meme shit
>>142353026Everyone who says this shouldn't have been a standing 8 count doesn't actually understand the rules at all. Standing 8s are given when fighters are being held up by the ropes when they would otherwise have been floored, that webm shows exactly that. 3-1
>>142353093Yes i'm aware that Izzy would have floored him if it wasn't stopped for a TKO
>>142353055He does it for free.
>>142353093>3-16-3
>>142352935He accomplished losing to Pereira twice
>>142353124I thought so
>>142353115hmmm, not quite sure thats how the fight ended
>>142353055There is more than one of us.
>MFW theres no rigged standing count or early stoppage
>>142353077>Neither would Cro Cop, neither would OvereemLol what? They've fought and survived way better grapplers. His best grappling defense his strength and creating a distance these shitters have no interest rushing into
>>142353180You live close to him. You go and tell him to knock it off.
elite
>mfw my win over Pereira become irrelevant
K-1 posting stays
>>142353248I'm powerless to do anything except watch as K-1anon destroys the reputation of Walesposters during euros/wc season
>>142353199Who is the favorite?
K1 is the bellator of kickboxing, if they were elite they would be in glory or atleast one fc.
Yooo this nigga bricked up!
The good thing about kickboxing is it doesnt waste time on the tedious, homoerotic grappling that plagues MMA, focusing instead on real striking skill and constant action.
>>142353317no clear favourite anymore, I want verdonk to win though
>>142353302You aren't alone brother, this K-1 crap is embarrassing
K-1 posting will not stop, go make a faggy /ufc hugging and cuddling/ thread if you cant handle it faggot
/heem/ The Home of K-1
>>142353370>>142353302try finding him a fat minger GF so he stops being such a loser
just remembered TUF 32 has been going on
>>142353426WDWTCH
Worst of all he seems like a fucking brainlet, he can barely even discuss the sport he's spamming about competently. Mexico zeems him constantly
>makes you seethe
>>142352844>Overeem honestly had more kickboxing accolades to his name than Alex does, couldn't make it to the beltOvereem was the reverse Alex, he was a mma fighter that went and won title in kickboxing.Like sure his first combat sport match was in kickboixng, but by the time he entered the K1 grandprix, he had only 6 kickboxing fights and 39 mma bouts. In those fights, he had at the time more submissions victories than knockouts.
>>142353522He cried that nobody talked about it mindlessly so hes spent the past 3 days nonstop spamming
Kay wun
thebigkabosh
>>142353550And nobody is talking about it still.
goodnightirene
>>142353077Jan had awful wrestling for most of his career, he devolopped it latter on but he was never elite there.Look at what Corey Anderson did to him in their first fight, or an ancient Glover did, or Ankalaev when he started getting desperate.
man the welsh sure do love crap
>>142353629you know why that is!
>>142353629Its funny, people are actually talking kickboxing and vaguely about K1 but he's too much of a butthurt sperg to even engage.
Ring-a-ding-ding in Beijing!
"He`s been scored on more times than my ex-girlfriend."
>>142351649Can crusher. I also love it when people who train with meme shit get pieced up.>henry cejudo spending his time boxing despite being a midget even in his weightclass and meditating with stupid, Joe Rogan sissy hypnosis videos>tony ferg hiring "alpha male" e-celebs to do his training, where they completely ignore the shit he actually needs to work on>israel diving for underwater dumbbells and gets heemed by Pereira in the first fight>jiri training with monks doing their kata shit then performs much, much worse in the rematchMeanwhile, the guys that drill the shit that makes them win are dominating.
"More hooks than a pirate convention"
"More muscles than a seafood platter"
>>142353660If instead of spamming he honestly just talked about it more anons would be willing to give it a chance.Now any anon that is actually interested will probably not discuss it with him, he'd probably be too busy sperging anyway.
GOAT
>m-maybe if he tried t-talking about it we'd g-give it a chancewhy are brown poor people so susceptible to trolling? The poor mexican seething, the pakistani crying, the africon american in shambles. The K-1 posting will continue.
DChad would've murked pereddit
>>142353855
>sperging out spamming rubbish for 2 days straight with no breaksepic troll bro
technique
>admits he is trolling Wow who would've thought.
beast of a thread
>epic troll bro
Chandler vs Islam is more compelling than Arman or gamrot
fake glove touch, I don't like it. Not bushido.
>>142353985Chandler hapsplodes.
>who would've thought
>>142353971>ONE I have some bad news
>>142353987Touching gloves after the bell is stupid.
>>142354071no honor
>>142354126Protect yourself at all times.
Jiri Pozzedasska
>>142353987often imitated, never duplicated
>>142354154Khamzat never won a fight since this happened
See you at the top!!!!
>>142354163Bum can't even handle medium-well chicken
>>142353987
People forget man!
>>142354243Been there, haven't seen you.
>>142354071Maybe but to act like you are going to and then shoot is quite gay
>>142354258I remember Aaron
>>142354258RIP Aaron Carter Loved watching you fuck yourself with whippets b
Canada told me I've gotta keep the name on
>>142354276Counter argument: if you fall for something gay that makes you gayer.
Khamzat literally has HIV AIDS
>>142354420See you soon ;)
ok but this brazza be striking doe
>>142354486respectfully
If your name was Erin youd get more (you)s here
Best strikers in the UFC1. Alex Pereira 2. Islam Makhachev 3. Ian Machado Garry4. Payton Talbott 5. Khalil RountreePlease remember to like and share this post with your friends
You now remember Erin Blanchfold
Tired of these fucking projects ruining the sport
>>142346417>I'm gonna -ACK!!!
>>142354647>No female wmma martial artistsShan't be sharing this. Shan't be dignifying you with any further (you)s.
>>142350665I rewatched to check it out. Honestly think he was just being nice because he felt bad for Poirier. It lasted like 5 seconds and Dookie popped his head out and started gnp.
>>142353987hes like 22basically a little kidill let it slide
>>142354723>OHHHH WE FINALLY GOT A WEEM AANNNND... she's immediately submitted and heemed in her next fights
>>142354687jan is a prawljecked?
>>142354822>Herb just yeets her to the sideFemale fighters are a meme.>>142346294Bros, I wish Butterbean was young enough to get into MMA.They need to uncap heavyweight so some big ol' boys can come in and be meme fighters.
are you guys going to buy dragon ball z sparking zero?
Jiri tried to save himself with the aid of Jesus from the Indian witchcraft of Alex but failed. Christianity proven false and witchcraft proven real.
>>142355191we don't play that crap here
>>142355195big if true
>>142355245but we play your mom's pussy.
We don't thoughever
niggas aint be knowin pereira's origin story
>>142355262we geeet it b you really want to be the kickboxing anon gawd dawlg
>>142355365
I just want the Embedded's to have the same production quality as Drive to Survie.
Tradition
why is /heem/ so unfunny now?
>>142355365i remember this youtube. white boy hits him with the karate punch
>>142355432your flag split unironically. too many of you suddenly feel unique and are trying to act it.
K-1? More like GAY-1 amirite
>>142355459K-1 guy started before the flag split
Yeah no we don't really tend to watch that crap
Kakutogi
>>142355459I said wales and scotland should be rangebanned
MMA? Yeah we watch MMA here.
>>142355510True
expert
i can't wait to see jizzy get his bussy brutally heemed by ddp
skilled
Dickass BBL meets Daddysanya BBC
FACT: Dricus Du Plessis is undefeated against the black species.
pure
so why doesnt gordan ryan just do the CJI? seems like an easy $1mil vs $40k for wining the ADCC
>>142355542>Sanya BBC (7).jpg
specialist
>>142355563ADCC pays him more than that just to show the fuck up
>>142354687Jan won
>>142355596MMA?
>>142355542>Sanya BBC (7)
Why did he save 7 of them and use the same filename
Humanity's fiercest battleground
hypothetically, what would be lost if the continent of the uk was nuked and permanently wiped off earth?
>>142355631historyold ass roadsdragons and shitlots to lose b
>>142355631>what would be lostall the stolen artifacts from around the world that they store there
>>142355631Britain isn't a continent you fucking retard
>>142355631Mick parkin
>>142355631The Believe You Me podcast
>>1423556312 million indians
>we dont watch
>>142355660
>>142355668>tf >tp
notice how pereira only got into the UFC after DC and Gustaffson were flushed and Jones moved up?he's good, but his performances are inflated by the fact that he's fighting smaller shittier strikersjiri has zero technique and is smallerhill is skinnyfat, should be at 185jan wrestlefucked himizzy is smaller and fights like a bitchpereira is a hypejobjust waited for the grapplers to retire then took overhe is like a virus in a body with no immune systemyou are all stupid casuals for deifying himfucking stupid normiessame people to think khamzat would have been triple champi have bridges to sell
https://streamable.com/7jlfgk
>>142355698>notice how pereira only got into the UFC after DC and Gustaffson were flushed and Jones moved up?Pereira was a middleweight
>>142353715based
jokes aside why did daner feel like this?
>>142355631>Continent.
>IZZY I'VE DETACHED YOUR BBC FOR THIS FIGHT
>>142355732Israel vs DDP was gonna sell 2 gorillion PPVs
this doo cant afford the newest iphone lmao
>>142355732What fight was this.
>>142353987bushido was never real>>142352844alex has genuinely never fought a good grappler and also has a significant size advantage over all of his opponentshe stat checks bumshe deserves all of his victories, but like khabib, will likely retire without ever taking an unfavorable matchupseethe and cope
Jan's piece is larger than Israel's. There is no disputing this.
>>142352968he fell for their smooth talking deception and then reverted to his tribal faith
>>142354851dey be pushin jan blagowizz frfr smdh
>>142355631Socially and culturally absolutely nothing but a cataclysm that destroys the island would have catastrophic consequences for the rest of the world.>Earthquake would trigger the ring of fire causing massive earthquakes all over the world and probably make the world lose an entire continent>A tsunami would at the very least drown the entire European coast and make the water level raise world wide>A volcano would bring a perpetual winter for decades>An atomic bomb would cause an atomic winterSeems like the only option is hurricane strong enough to wipe the population.
>>142355783Khabib beat all of his unfavorable matchups and Pereira will fight Ankalaev his bad matchup. Seethe.
>>142355753hey, you can't post that here
-Sent from my iPhone 15
Why do people think fighting wrestler means you are legit and that if you don't or haven't you are being protected.
>>142355861>Khabib beat all of his unfavorable matchupshe ducked half the division and now owes putin 300 million bucks because he never fucking fought
Khabib killed his father to duck Tony Ferguson
People thought O'Malley was a project because he didn't fought wrestlers but when he did this happen.
>>142346294Fuck Dana
>>142355900actually b it's 300 million rubles which is about 3 million bucks but thats neither heed or dare
>the old flags are back
>>142355888because in order to be in the p4p list it only makes sense for you to fight all styles of fighters to prove that you can beat everybodynot just being given smaller weaker strikers who you'll obviously beatcrushing cans doesn't mean anythingbeat strong enemiesnot weak autistic weebs
Test
>>142355689>tf>tp
how good is sean o'mally?
>>142355936N. ireland b
>>142355971not good he hasn't fought a wrestler
>>142355719I told you how to make webms innit? What's wrong with you? Your npc k1 memes mean nothing without webms of heems. In fact, you're showing that k1 watchers are the most retarded posters on the thread.
>>142355887bet this is the janny bong. the only individual with the GB flag
>>142355919Nah, people realized he was legit in the Yan fight prior
heem day in 4 days
Obviously there's no world where Belal wins but it would be really funny.
>>142355994Northern Ireland posters don't get a flag
>>142355993shut up nigga, the sound is kino in that one>>142353441>>142353416>>142353394>>142353279i made some, thanks for your tutorial btw
>>142356027oh
>>142355900Khabib beat all the top ranked guys. He also had wins over champions before he got a title shot.
K-1>ufc
>>142356060kek
>>142356076RDA is way better than anybody Alex ever fought
>>142356038Okay good job.
the welshtard thinks he's earned enough goodwill from doing picks that he can be annoying and not get run out of /heem/you've got another thing coming buddy
>>142356092Unironically you right
>>142356092Yes
RDA with the Gooby fight unironically has the best ever record in the sport
>>142356129I aint the picks mong you retarded faggot, try and run me out of heem bitch. The K-1 posting WILL continue.
>>142356129I take the picks and I'm not the K-1 poster. My posts are delightful and would never distrupt the sacred peace of heem.org
>>142356193Why do you take the picks b
heem dot org
>>142356193you're alright kid
>>142356210Don't be a faggot about picks taking it's a service that we all appreciate like webm cutters if you try to start shit I'll fucking end you
He is the k1 poster thoughever
>>142356181>picks mongSteady on>>142356210Someone has always taken the picks since I've been posting here, I'm simply keeping tradition alive
after vlad got drafted /heem/ was on the ropes fer ser b
>>142356248Indubitably.
>>142356268these get lamer and lamers
Could you heem this guy?
>>142356236Shut the fuck up bitch you'll do nothin
Jones beat Reyes also, shut the fuck up Guru
>>142356250By the way, good job on the short notice picks for 303.
>>142356250What made you want to do it and do you know why the eastern euro tranny stopped? I thought he died
>>142356236oh you mean the picks janny? yeah he's swell
>>142356308The welsh k1 poster? Absolutely.
>>142356459I'd put money on the Welsh heeming you dead.
Now that things have cooled down, I suggest we talk about the future of the UFC: Bo Nickal.
You couldn’t afford the airfare to even try, pancho.
I'll pay for the bean's ticket
>>142356501He's a bloated strawweight and escamole addict. Kickboxer chad heems him dead in the first minute.
y'all big back
I'll bump the bean to business class to Squelch the Welsh
>>142356552bet, just make sure he doesnt show up with an android phone, the chavs will batter him out of sheer second hand embarrassment
>>142356327Thanks b>>142356370We went months without picks, it was sad so I started taking them.An anon kept trolling the Ruski picks taker by taking fake picks so he gave up. He still posts btw he makes the Olivi gamethreads
>>142356593feed me the beans
>>142356614best I can do is some AirPods, as long as he keeps his phone in his pocket it'll be fine right
Kek post. webm files the iCucks can't view on their Fisher Price tech
>>142356699that's a .jpg b, not a webm
I will 100% fly to wales to heem the ktroon if heem sponsors me.
>>142356747Never said it wasn't, and my names not b it's Aaron.
Slambros...
>>142356763i'll literally be in mexico in 9 days you fat clown
OHHHHHHHH!!!
>>139294306
Okay I pull out!
>>142356797Mexica tranny is a fat brown filipino-looking manlet you could easily outpoint him with jabs and calf kicks, but you wouldn't, right anon?
>>142356797Are you sure about that? I live in Tijuana, will YOU be the first one to actually show up? You won't pussy out like everyone else has?
OHHHHHH!!! UNBELIEVABLE!!!
>>142356890wanna scrap before or after i fuck all the 5ft2 latinas? hopefully before so i conserve the coom buff
>>142356981If you do show up literally whenever you want, just post timestamp of a street in Tijuana when you arrive, this is what i told the other faggot that said that would come on June.Literally just show up.
>>142357039ill be in pdc, can you afford the rickshaw?
should there be a story win bonus in fights?
I would suggest not doing that b seems like a great way to coordinate a quick cartel hit on a foreigner talking shit.
We are all heem.
>>142356981>>142357039We need to make /heem/ meet up in Tijuana
Let's not fight now, please
Playa del carmen is in the other side of the country though, I live in Tijuana Baja California.So will you show up? Im poor after all.
>>142357103
>>142357086>>142357118Okay let's do in San Diego instead
>>142357118sounds like youre pulling out
WAGHI (We're All Gonna Heem It)
Fight me
>>142357122Don't you start now
>>142357228
>>142357155>the winner by tko, k1 sheep lover!Now taff did this fight against the bean go the way you thought it would?
Don't let (((them))) divide us. Heem does not fight without health insurance for our whole family. We are part of the Heem Entertainment Enterprise Municipality, or HEEM for short.
>>142357155You're the one that been posting about Mexico economic status, isn't wales rich? Tell you what, if you do come and beat me ill give you 2k pesos, it isn't a lot but that's the best i can do.
>>142357280Don’t be antisemitic
>>142357305>You're the one that been posting about Mexico economic statusyou mad?
Hot dog 2000 pesos? I can be Welsh for a day see you soon spic boy
>>142357245i asked for the easiest fight in the heem division, i asked for ryan bader
Heem
>>142357335So you're coming or not?
>>142357399more like ryan beaner
>>142357446ill be in your country, pdc. if you cant afford the rickshaw ill just have to heem another 5ft3 coca cola addicted fat stupid broke beaner, it makes no difference>>142357512KEK
>>142357446Oh we gonna cum. Strait Blast Cum.Str8 Blast.
can we stop with the golden gloves befitting a championship bout
Aaaaand in the RED corner Sneeeeeeedy "B" wearing the golden codpiece befitting a champ with such a well above-average size cock.
>>142357553Heem is filled with nothing but cowards, 7 of you have challenged me and 7 of you pussied out but i gotta say you are the first to pull out in the same day you talk hot shit.I guess is my fault for expecting more of your kind.
>>142357694Make no mistake I did fight a street fight with this roid rage freak who had easily 50lbs on me in the Publix parking lot. Dudes biceps were the size of a fucking cantaloupe. And I FUCKED his life UP badly, very badly I swear. There are cowards here but Sneed ain't one of them.
>>142356763>sponsors methis nigga finna be in a sarah mclaughlin commercial
>>142357694i'll speak with the management and see if they allow any old regular beaner on the resort.
Trump said Khabib has never lost a round.
Does anybody need/want to hear the story of my street fight last year because trust me I'm more than happy to tell you.
Was hitting my vape about to pull out and some car was honking at me. I got out to see what's up and this big swole looking dude gets out and starts yelling but left his car in drive. His wife yelled at him and grabbed the wheel and his car started rolling. He ran to hit the brakes and I called him a dumbass and turned around to get back into my truck. He had 40-50lbs on me and yelled "ITS ON" or some shit and started attacking me. He charged me so I teep kicked his sternum with my steel toe boots and doubled over and he grabbed my waist and started throwing hooks on my face while I tried to get away. He was weak af despite the muscles. Then I turned around and grabbed his knees and threw him onto his back, hitting his head. His wife tried to pull me off and he was like "ALEIGHT NOW FUCK OFF" and I said "Fuck off now that I'm on top?" And started bashing his nose a couple times before some other dudes ran over and pulled me off. He was bloody, shirt ripped, could hardly stand. I confirmed they saw him attack me and called him a bitch motherfuker while he got up and checked himself. Blood during down his face. And that's real motherfucking FACTS.
>>142357859Sure. Wait NO!
>>142357836>Never bled, never knocked down, never ever lost a round, not a scratch on him, no one could do anything to Khabib>Khabib is the undefeated undisputed GOAT of combat sportsWhy did Trump praise Khabib so much
You know what fuck it, yes i can fly to playa del Carmen, just prove to me you'll be there.Post a timestamp with you flight tickets, just censor your private info, if you do that in a few days ill post my tickets to show I'll be there.
Sneed should tell the story of how she thought she made a dog cum blood but it was actually just her lipstick
I was lucky, more than anything. Steel toe boots directly to his chest when he probably expected to charge up and intimidate me. Wrong. Grew up fighting my big brother, never learned how to back down. Probably broke his sternum/ribcage with that first kick so his follow-up was weak. I took a second to plan the takedown and knew I would only have once chance to finish this. He tried to sprawl but too late. Locked my hands around his knees lifted with all my might and drove the back of his skull into the pavement. Still had my vape in my hand and shattered the glass stabbing his temple area until he was a bloody mess and the (absolute god-tier based) bystanders pulled me off and told me to dip. Still shop there damn near weekly.
https://www.youtube.com/live/5KyXy10ZmmY?si=EB5jwIuVRA4kM2RHThere's a press conference in 30 minutes for Dricus Izzy
Volk said he's hanging himself in his backyard tomorrow night
>>142358265hope dricus calls him a fake african
>>142358079kek
>>142358265Fuckin sweet
Keep on talking folk, I'll lay you on your back right nowWant ta act right now, get smacked right nowI'm a buck a motherfucker, I don't know to back downClown down here faking, frontingTalk bout what you making, nothingI'm 21 and 10 years deep, that shit to me ain't nothing
>>142358265Dricus owned Fagland and destroyed his bussy before the fight began. Can he do the same to Jizzy?
>>142358265LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>142357943vapegod heem
>>142358265ZzzzzzZzzzzzzzzzzzZzz…
>>142358265I hope Lucas goes live for this
>Why isn't the dirt rubbing off, hap
>>142358591you bitch ass nigga
https://youtube.com/shorts/Qd3SPOnGtxQ?si=8X86E2FJqKg6p6ri
https://youtu.be/LNuVDtUUmd4?si=8v64kaPaijpN-UfE
>sneed
https://youtu.be/YxsAVy-dXEw?si=KR1Dzc-o0RbpzsuQ
>>142358018Well? How long can it possibly take for you to write a note and take a picture???Don't tell me you went to sleep already welsh troon, your pathetic ass is here until sunrise.
*claps hands* action
is it true you either die a hero or live long enough to become the villain?
https://youtu.be/JOKePxEbR5w?si=60_uFZO-KO0bourU
>>142358485CHAMA! (lets goo!)
No really, are you that shook? You can't even post proof?
Are Khabibians invited to the cookout?
>>142359049Yes. They're fellow BIPoC.
>>142359089But they're white?
Hate me now.
>>142359089when the sois and trannys say "bipoc" it doesn't mean bi-racial / someone who's mixed. Bi-poc means Black and Indigenous - people of color.
We got a party on the right, party on the left. We gonna party for the motherfuckin right to fight.
>>142358265>its real
kek chandler is taking out his frustrations on porrier
better ban that spamming cunt considering I get banned for posting fight webms faggot ass janny bitch
>>142359492I've never seen a division united in complete hatred for one manThe fuck did Chandler do to piss off literally every lightweight
>>142359510Didn't this guy lose to Jai Herbert
>>142359527get the conor fight
>>142359527well he just taked shit to dustin for no reason
>>142359527He got offered Islam after sitting for two years and coming off a loss.
>>142359549he had an incredible start to his UFC career
jai "herb dean" herbert
MICHEL PEREIRA VS ANTHONY HERNANDEZ AT THE SPHEREhttps://www.instagram.com/p/C872FpOJHp0/?igsh=MWplZjhpemhzcXIwdg==SAUDIS ONCE AGAIN FORCING UFC TO MAKE A DECENT CARD
>>142359628that's a really cool fight
>>142359628fluffy bros... we had a good run
>>142359592
Fuck my bussy's quaking I hope Dricus does ok at the presser :(
doostin got a title shot off a losshe has no room to talk
>>142359628Saudis saving the UFC
305 press conference starting anytime now https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5KyXy10ZmmY
>>142359687Fluffy is actually a decently bad matchup for Pereira A guy with a good chin and great grapplingI expect it to be an all out war for round 1, and if Hernandez survives, he's going to finish him in round 2. Still has to survive though It's a great test for both and won't take the shine away from anyone
>>142359628>MICHEL PEREIRAHas he ever been ranked?
>>142359738idk how they always start late. even an internal meeting at any office starts not a minute late. this is some shit that's scheduled for the public to tune in to and they seem lazy fair about starting 5+ minutes late
>>142359754He was ranked at welterweight, and got ranked after being forced to move to middleweight by demolishing 3 bums in as many minutes.
wtf they are using the daner clone
It's ya boy lil sneedy bhttps://youtu.be/up8N8pkFhNI?si=5CHH_GoyrDJqp-Cg
YOU ARE NO AFRICAN TO ME SON.
>>142360024
>>142360059Who da fook is that daner imposter
I WILL SHOW YOU WHERE YOU'RE FROM
this doo got a soul patch cuh
>le indigenous land acknowledgementjust give it back to them then, if you're gonna virtue-signal about it, fucking cuckold colonizers
>>142360061Mike Chandler when the adoption agency introduces him to Mason and Jacob before Hap and Ace.
>>142360119Makes me kek every time
>middleweight>most hotly contested division in the ufc
why is this dude giving us an entire backstory like we are all cazzies?
Why is this guy giving me a lecture on the history of the middleweight division
Erceg vs KKF is the co-main? Not complaining, but I guess this really means JDM is kill
schaubweight
Conor McGregor dressed up as a big baby with blackface for his presser yelling "ADOPT ME CHANDLER, ADOPT ME YA SILLY CUNT"
NEW!!!!!!>>142360211>>142360211>>142360211>>142360211
not using that
>>142360263Just use the thread! Just use it ya stupid fook, it's all he has.
Is this the zestiest press conference yet
